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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. X

Batman Special

Spoiler: Who's your favorite superhero?

Batman, forced to be there against his will:

Batman: I don't have a favorite superhero.

Redhood: You don't have a favorite superhero?

Nightwing: Everyone have a favorite superhero!

Batman: Not me.

Spoiler: He is different. He's weird. He doesn't fit here. He don't want-

Batman: Stop.

Nightwing: I have a favorite superhero.

Red Robin: Who's your favorite super-hero?

Nighwing: Superman.

Batman: Superman?

Nightwing: Superman.

Batman:

Batman: I raised you.

Nightwing: He took me to bawling.

Batman: Yes I know he took you to bawling– I was there.

Nightwing: Yeah? (genuine) And?

Batman: What do you mean "and?"-

Red Robin: Okay. Okay. Who's your favorite Robin.

Batman:

Batman (through his teeth): Jarro.

(collective gasp and offended noises)

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bookgeekgrrl · 1 year

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My media this week (5-11 Feb 2023)

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📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😊👂‍Murder at the Charity Ball (Miss Underhay Mystery #11) (Helena Dixon, author; Karen Cass, narrator) - another episode in this cotton candy cozy series

🥰Plastered (Zenaidamacrouras1) - 59K, stucky no powers AU; single dad bucky + architect Steve - charming; solid versions of the characters, very enjoyable

😊Half a Soul (Regency Faerie Tales #1) (Olivia Atwater, author; Rafe Beckley, narrator) - quite enjoyed this, liked the neurodivergent rep, very relieved at the lack of 'cure' ending - it did make me want to read/finish the Sorcery & Cecelia series by Patricia C. Wrede

😍Knife Skills (Hark_bananas) - 72K, post-WS recovery fic; reread, forever fave, absolute perfection

💖💖 +180K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

save a horse, ride an ex-jock (alligator_writes) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 9.8K - hilarious, almost-crackfic of a meet-cute at a country bar where electric bull riding shenanigans ensue. If you've seen that video, you get it

eat me alive (emryses) - Stranger Things: Steddie, 7.2K - baby's first rimming - eddie gets the full 'steve harrington treatment' - just delightfully filthy and also tender af

Auld Lang Syne (Annakovsky, drunktuesdays) - AEW: OC/Chuck Taylor, 36K - Family Man AU - do I watch wresting? I do not. Did I still get emotional while reading this? I very much did. shoutout to the great writing here!

shipling rivalries (ScarlettSwordMoon) - Batman: , 5.2K - HILARIOUS crackfic where all the batkids debate & present their cases for who Dick should be in a relationship with. Bruce regrets his entire life. Damian gets to say "That’s what Richard deserves: a strong warrior who can care and provide for him. I believe the correct terminology for it is a ‘daddy’."

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Scooby Doo, Where Are You! - s2, e5-6

Night Court - s1, e1-3

Harley Quinn - "A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special" [s3, e11]

Hot Ones - Kate Hudson Stays Positive While Eating Spicy Wings

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

It's Been a Minute - The love and longing of Luther Vandross; Plus Grammy nominee Samara Joy

ICYMI Plus - The Anal Bead Cheating Scandal That Rocked the Online Chess World

The Sporkful - A French Chef And Cincinnati: A Love Story

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Marchand Dessalines

Shedunnit - A Detective's Farewell

⭐Off Menu - Ep 139: Nadiya Hussain

You Must Remember This - 1983: MTV Aesthetics, Flashdance and Risky Business (Erotic 80s Part 6)

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Rainmaker

Strange Customs - Andrew Seidel | The Lines

⭐Vibe Check - Happy Black History Month, Gahdamnit!

ICYMI Plus - How a 9-Year-Old Took Over TikTok

Into It - Rihanna Should Take Notes from These Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Creston Dinosaur

Song Exploder - MUNA "What I Want"

Off Menu - Ep 178: Fern Brady

Endless Thread - My Canadian Girlfriend

Ologies with Alie Ward - Scotohylology (DARK MATTER) with Flip Tanedo

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The San Juan Island Pig War

It's Been a Minute - Hot and kinda bothered by 'Magic Mike'; plus Penn Badgley on bad boys

Our Opinions Are Correct - Encore Episode: Gender Essentialism

Digital Folklore - The Internet is The New Woods (Monsters, Ostension, & Moral Panics)

You're Dead To Me - Valentine’s Special: Georgian Courtship

⭐Hit Parade Plus - A Little Love and Some Tenderness Edition

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

The Essential Luther Vandross

Lizzo

Presenting Bad Bunny

Reggaeton Essentials

Folk Metal Forever

Old-School Reggaeton

Alestorm

CREDITS: Burt Bacharach

MUNA

Pop Tropical Bailable

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. X

Batman Special pt lll.

Batman: Superman?

Nightwing: You're still holding on to that?

Batman: No.

Redhood: Oh he is.

Red Robin: He totally is.

Batman: I'm not.

Nightwing (chucles): Listen- I love you. I really do. (chuckles) But he flies. And he did my homework once, back when I was a kid so-

Batman, immediately: He did what.

Nightwing:

Nightwing: He-

(Noise of someone lifting up from a chair)

Batman: I'm leaving.

Nightwing: Wait B- Wait. (door slams)

Silence.

Redhood:

Redhood: He's going to fucking kill him.

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast. Part. X

Batman Special pt ll.

Redhood: Okay let's go with the heavy questions.

Batman:

Redhood: Who's your favorite villain?

Batman: I cannot answer this without having at least 7 different terrorists attempts in Gotham as we speak.

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity Special

Spoiler: Who would win in a fight?

Batman: Me.

Wonder Woman: I was the leader of the Amazons.

Batman: Me.

Wonder Woman:

Superman: I can fly.

Batman: Hn. Me.

Wonder Woman:

Superman:

Superman: Why are we friends?

Wonder Woman (snorts)

Superman: What I am doing here? (giggles)

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity special

Wonder Woman: There is no need for you to get this upset.

Superman: I'm not upset– You're wrong.

Wonder Woman: I'm really not– (Superman "you are!" in the back) I have– Superman I have no weakness.

Batman: You have a weakness.

Wonder Woman: I don't– Have I? What weakness?

Batman: I'm not going to tell your weakness–

Wonder Woman: Because you're lying–

Batman, at the same time: –To a million of people– I'm not lying.

Wonder Woman: You're bluffing, then.

Batman: I'm not– Do you want to people to?–

Woman Woman: I don't want people to know– Because I have no weakness. You're bluffing–

Batman: Okay. Fine. Your friends.

Wonder Woman: My what?

Batman: Your friend– This is your weakness.

Wonder Woman:

Wonder Woman: This is the foolishness thing I've ever heard.

Superman: (snorts)

Wonder Woman: This is– (laugh) Did you reharsed that? "Your friends" (imitates Batman's voice).

Superman: (literally crying from laughing) WHEZZE

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity Special

Superman: (laughing) This is so unfair–

Wonder woman: What?

Superman: I want to hit the table like the boys do. But I will–

Wonder Woman: Break it?

Superman: Yeah.

Wonder Woman: I hate that.

Superman: Right?

Wonder Woman: Yesterday I was– I was trying to make my car work–

Superman: Uh-huh

Wonder Woman: I broke the car.

Superman: Oh noo.

Batman: Was in the insurance?

Wonder Woman: No.

Superman: Oh. This why I don't use cars.

Wonder Woman: You don't?

Superman: No. Because– Because the world is a–

Wonder Woman: A paper cup–

Superman: Paper cup– Yeah.

Batman: I don't have this problems.

Wonder Woman: son of a– (giggles)

Superman: (giggling) very nice lady–

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity special

Superman: So are you telling me it would be Batman? That's what you're saying?

Wonder Woman: I'm not even counting him.

Batman: You should.

Superman: That's how he gets you.

Wonder Woman: That's– (laugh) He will throw a batarang at me.

Superman: He will- (giggles)

Batman: Keep laughing.

Superman: (wheeze)

Batman: I will poison both of you.

Wonder Woman, giggling: Will you cook for us?

Batman *stands up*

Superman (crying): ₙₒ cₒₘₑ bₐcₖ

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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If the batkids had a podcast.

Trinity special

Wonder Woman: It wouldn't be Superman.

Superman: Why not???

Batman: Hn

Superman: What do you mean "Hn"????

Wonder Woman: You hav-

Superman: What do-

Wonder Woman: Can I talk?

Superman: Can you– Okay. Sorry– You can–

Wonder Woman: You have. . . A very clear weakness.

Superman: Yeah? I know that- You know that. A lot of people knows that–

Wonder Woman: And you have another weakness

Superman: Okay–

Wonder Woman: That makes me stronger.

Superman: But it doesn't make you a better fighter.

Wonder Woman:

Wonder Woman: Okay pretty boy–

Batman: (snorts)

Superman (losing it): "ₚᵣₑₜₜy bₒy"

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bookgeekgrrl · 2 years

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My media this week (28 Aug-3 Sep 2022)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Batnesia (Qui) - SuperBat, 60K - Bruce gets amnesia, forgets he's Batman, thinks Clark is his boyfriend, all the BatKids go along with it, hilarious but emotional shenanigans ensue + bonus Clark having to pretend to be Batman

🥰👂‍ Dead Man's Folly (Hercule Poirot #35) (Agatha Christie, author; David Suchet, narrator) - look I just love any of the books with AC's self-insert, Ariadne Oliver [but ngl DS' narration is not my fave!]

😍 Fallout (Whisper91) - Kingsman: Merlin/Harry/Eggsy, 164K - really excellent D/s universe, excellent Roxy & Eggsy BFFs, really good OCs as well

😊👂‍ The Clocks (Hercule Poirot #39) (Agatha Christie, author; Hugh Fraser, narrator) - I personally respect the balance AC tried to find as HP was aging so most of the leg work is done by newer, younger characters and the problem-solving is up to HP; still one of the weaker plots tho

😍👂‍ A Gentleman Never Keeps Score (Seducing the Sedgwicks #2) (Cat Sebastian, author; Joel Leslie, narrator) - takes a lot of courage to write a traumatized, touch-averse capital-R-Romance protagonist and a lot of skill to do it well and CS excels. Shout out to her solid research on historically accurate glass dildos!

💖💖 +249K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

something better than before (napricot) - Sense8: technically Lito/Hernando/Daniela but it's not a romance-focused story, 7.9K - amazing fic about Lito giving birth to a new senstate cluster: great character voices, Lito is exactly the kind of parent you'd expect (bless), Hernando & Daniela are along for the ride, the OCs from the new cluster are fully realized even in so few words. Absolutely perfect fic.

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Death On The Nile (1978) - incredible costumes. all around excellent performances but special shout out to Angela Lansbury playing an alcoholic erotica writer, Bette Davis & Maggie Smith as vicious lesbians and, honestly, Mia Farrow was the perfect Jackie.

Harley Quinn - s3, e8 - love to showcase how fucked up in the head Bruce Wayne is! and now there's zombies.

What We Do In The Shadows - s4, e9 - what the actual fuck, Nandor?!

Evil Under The Sun (1982) - more incredible costumes. more excellent performances, esp Diana Rigg and Maggie Smith being absolute cats at one another.

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Shedunnit Book Club - The Challenge Of Dorothy L. Sayers

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Pigeon Towers of Iran

Song Exploder - Madonna "Hung Up"

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Discovery Hut

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - TikTalk

99% Invisible #504- Bleep!

One Year - 1986: The Ultimate Field Trip - definite undercurrent of dread listening to this one bc everyone knows how that field trip turned out

Vibe Check - The Girls Are Cashing Checks

99% Invisible #505 - First Errand

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Lost Boys of Robber’s Cave

Hit Parade - Still Billy Joel to Me

One Year - 1986: The Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Finally Enough Love: 50 Number Ones [Madonna]

Presenting Charli XCX

The Go-Go's Radio • Upbeat

Closer to the Edge: Classic Prog

Presenting Rush

Pop Radio • Workout

Presenting Hall & Oates

Interpreting the Masters, Volume 2: (A Tribute to Van Halen) [the bird and the bee]

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