#best of grindr

[pret-a-metatron]

@mr-crawleigh so, here's my place! Be careful not to step on the frogs, ok? Can I offer you a drink?

@e-w-w-morningstar are you home?

#grindr date #eddie and angelo are roommates #angelo is doing his best

[fruitytboy]

i have secured a coffee meetup with the most handsome gorgeous tboy off grindr on wednesday and i am. so excited oh my god

#he's kinda shy but toppy and personally i would very much like to get choked out by his hands awOOGA #ofc nothing may come of the coffee meetup if the vibes don't click but c'est la vie i am hoping for the best #the fruit speaks #t4t #ftm mlm #ftm sub #also yes hello i did download grindr again as you can tell #the endless cycle of horniness

[cybercanadian]

also have 2 dick appointments tomorrow 🫣

#lol I hate myself #the one in the morning just happened tonight because I was on Grindr waiting for other guy to respond #we’ve been chatting and he was free and I was in a mood so I said yes #the one in the afternoon is with a guy I’ve been talking to since before the holidays #we never met up cause he was always too sick and blah blah #but he’s better now and we made these plans earlier this week oop #I’m living my best life in the city you guys #didn’t really realize it till I wrote it out….lol #but also it’s the first time I’m getting this much here and I’m having fun the last few weeks before I go back home #sigh endrant

[tjcream]

made my grindr bio a sunny reference so I get a lot of gems in my inbox

#iasip #grindr #this is actually the best way to get into this boys soul

[transsexual-dandelions]

There’s a swingers club a half mile down the road from my house and it’s just so funny to me watching all the car head lights shining through my window at closing time. Five maybe six right in a row

#apollos ramblings #there’s a weird trifecta of my brothers best friends house the club and a scrapyard all right next to each other #and he saw a pair of teachers leaving one night I can’t remember who bjt I’ve never recovered from it really #we’ve found several variations of an english teachers Grindr profile #you know how bored teenagers are

[i-am-having-a-moment-here]

Seeing the consequence of Aziraphale's blessing upon Twitter, I'm so grateful that Crowley's the one in charge of Tumblr.

#I don't know how Grindr is doing but I wish its users the best of lucks #go2 spoilers #blessings #Aziraphale #Crowley #Tumblr #Twitter #my stuff #Good Omens

[discocandles]

Ok that was definitely supposed to be the most fruity episode of Henry Danger, and that's a show I can barely seen as remotely heterosexual.

Like Ray and Henry basically downloaded Grindr i mean Rumblr, a fighting app and go to a gay fighting bar on a double "fight".

#I'm putting more facts in the tags bc what #Ray puts like all the effort into his Grindr(not bothering anymore) and for ideal fight put the words 'sparks are flying instead of fists'' #while Henry set his acc up in like 10 seconds #Ray was constantly swiping left & Henry said 'shouldn't you be putting more effort into this?' #Henry 30 seconds later after seeing the first person come up: eh sure that seems good #of course Ray got catfished by his 'perfect guy' and henry was fighting this guy named Kyle and is having literally the best time #like he ends the episode like 'hell yeah round 2 man' and then they start sword fighting #Charlotte and piper's judgemental lesbians energy in this episode skyrocketed. #when I say jasper's obvious crush on Henry is one of the less fruity moments in this episode pls know I'd never say that lightly #I'm staying in a hotel this week and all that Nick is playing is hd and df #I'm not complaining but it's creating brainrot. I have so much content that going to be for literally no one #I'm gonna have so much dangerverse shit in my drafts. god and then I'll have to post them. #henry danger #henry hart #ray manchester #charlotte page #piper hart #jasper dunlop #schwoz schwartz

[masterbaiting]

sorry ill get back to the phallus and vomiting in a moment but im envisioning adam and fergus as that type of gay people who are anti gay marriage. like theyre in a civil partnership and outwardly deride snowflakes on twitter

#sorry. lol #edit they are lib dems sorry idk about british politics apart from that its like our politics a little bit and that there are tories #or outwardly deriding snowflakes on twitter until someone makes it public they found one of them on grindr #im aware im biting my friends bc i am in the six idiots fandom. they are just uninteresting to me. what about malcolm my best friend malcolm #ttoiposting #shut up ulrike

[moonndust]

what am i doing with my life

#－★．moonndust #i have no valid explanation for any of these ngl… #alcryst a stupid is a sopping wet towl #mf would step on a leaf and apologize #kagetsu’s nickname is definitely captain obvious #i can feel it in the bare core of my cold heart #alfred is the gay friend we all need #probably has never learned the existence of grindr yet #idk much abt takumi (i only got exposed to him through fe heroes) #shrouded heart takumi is best takumi #fight me #(jk i’d die in a single punch) #this is the shit i do at midnight. #12:59 PM #instead of sleeping #like a sane person would do #but as someone with 2 constantly arguing braincells #i choose not to have a sense of self preservation #my grades are dying and do i give a fuck? #yes i actually do #will i do anything about it tho? #most likely not #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fire emblem heroes #fire emblem fates

[onetomb]

So I met this trans puppygirl at a party and I was bored cuz my main girl was off kicking someone’s teeth in, and this pup wanted pets so I pet her a bit and that’s apparently marked me as one of her friends but in the local kink gc i invited her to she used the word “fren” today which is a sure sign of peak internet poisoning and also she upset this other girl I’ve been flirting with awhile because pup is straight but says she likes trans girls because we have the anatomical feature she’s attracted to, and I got the two to talk it over and apologize to each other for the resulting argument so it’s not that big a deal but I am low key annoyed that pup is still flirting with me because she’s still straight and I’m like, not a man, but also I’m *really* lonely without my gf cuz I’m working in another state for the summer and I like the attention. Anyways, does anyone here know any good dog treat recipes.

#026 speaks! #she’s also in Omaha tho so like #my best bet is to redownload grindr and find some repressed cowgirl

[dumperscoot]

#omg lol this is the best about me on Grindr ever

[espeonusedpsychic]

yeah i’m in my hoe era

#literally opened grindr and had dick within twenty minutes of waking up #living my best life

[beastofwant]

considering the Vibes of my hypothetical future room, because ofc I'm gonna have hook ups over? I have nice sheets for a reason hello??

Before, I had my skull cabinet right next to my bed, albeit this was not really my choice given the size of things and space available (not much!)

and I DO think that's a power move, especially if you're having someone over, but what if too many people consider it a turn off :/

#I'm on my best behavior on grindr but the second I'm there irl I'm so fucking weird. As if it's my fault

[urmcm]

im literally insane the way im acting over this shawn mendes lookin ass twink has me fucked up fr

#that said this is a grindr man i never met #he is beautiful and wanted to meet but lives in georgia and i do not #i’m just going to ghost him i think that’s best #just call me danny phantom