#blogcat: transmissions

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Miles: So- Pete, that's what the world is like in 2018. What do you think?

Pete: You went to the moon?

Miles, clicking pen over his school project notes: How has.. the political landscape changed in 100 years?

Pete: The moon in the fucking sky?

#we can consider the absurd further leaps in consumeristic culture later miles. we Will get to that. THE MOON? #noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions

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I think Pete deserves to bite someone.

#/meant with violent intent #noir posting #blogcat: transmissions

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The Spider God, cursing this random teen with the ability to climb walls and dodge really well, watching him immediately chase down the local massively dangerous Crime Boss and throw himself through a window:

#yelling at him to dodge as the Goblin's men close in: KID?? #noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #can you tell I'm doing a reread?

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I miss original run Noir Felicia every day

#I know I didn't miss. #noir posting #blogcat: transmissions #I need a comic pics tag

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The Noir Spiderman comics didn't include a Venom arc because he's already rabid enough as is without the need for a symbiote.

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #I have my gripes with EWAF but him running around comitting murder with his mask torn up was very fun #go girl give us violence #this universe's eddie brock might have done a favor #though I admit I don't know anything about 90214's eddie brock

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Noir Comics fans 🤝 Comic Miguel fans

Cool movie, not my guy though.

#spiderman noir #spidernoir #miguel o'hara #blogcat: transmissions #from what I'm getting through fandom osmosis of comics miguel obv. #unfortunate :•( save our guys.. #not tagging spiderverse tags 'cause its just 2 guys and I don't really interact with the wider fandom o7o7

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I'm always thinking about Robbie and Pete meeting up from seperate universes where the other died. Your world demanded blood and seperation but fuck that. Wanna go out for lunch (and pretend)? Wanna wander around together afterwards (and not really meet eyes)? Wanna help eachother at every little chance (and mumble thanks over carried groceries like this is fine)?

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #don't even know if this is accurate man. I think Robbie would be more straightforward getting them to talk but like #you're desperate for a version of a relationship you used to have years ago with a dead man. #you're eachothers best friends but you know their blood in your dreams best #I think they work damn well together if we go off the 'Robbie gets to be Spiderman' type aus #but how long until they actually lay all their troubles out on the counter and talk?? #they make me insane

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Every once in a while I remember, of everyone in the cast of ITSV, it was Noir to say he loved everyone, and it's. I'm going insane but it's like this to me.

(art by Anna Haifisch)

#blogcat: transmissions #noir posting #noir reblogs #spiderman noir #spidernoir #didn't plan on maintagging this but got reminded of haifisch's dog comic and HAVE to now #he wasn't given much depth in the movie but that. line. #you're alone. everyone you love you must leave or risk their death. nobody will ever know you #and then briefly. you're trusted - loved - how can't you love them back?

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alt timeline where we got an ITSV noir with an even sillier voice option - transatlantic accent

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #based on that concept art of him sounding like a radio show host of the era #would it fit? not in my opinion. but I could see it for what they were going for with ITSV

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Thinking about how Pete promised (his memory of) Uncle Ben that the war he was about to make for himself / get involved in against New York's criminal underground was justified.

Like, Uncle Ben spent ages making sure Pete knew that war isn't a thing that's made on the basis of being just or not. You argue justifications after the fact - to cover up original intentions, glorify the blood. But it's still blood, still spilled, still often out of greed - that's how colonial powers work.

And Pete was clearly listening, enough that he talks about it with Urich with all the fury in his heart, but he's young, and emotional, and a teenager who didn't really get the severity of his actions. He doesn't fully internalize the lessons his Uncle was trying to pass on! He takes his Uncle's gun and calls his battles a just war because he's, well.

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #there's reverence for the actions his Uncle was deeply ashamed of in using his pilot gear in the costume. y'know? #fucks me up a little. he's so very anti-war until it's him #guy needs to sit back and evaluate #I think he *does* - headcanon territory here - but that's him growing up and learning to be more self aware #original 2009 run him was flawed and. a kid

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Excuses provided by (spider)friends while out in public with Noir Peter, when asked about him being purely black and white, are as follows;

"Oh, lights really weird right now, isn't it?"

"Oh, lmao, yeah he's a bit vampiric. Don't think he sees sunlight too often."

(invader zim show voice) "He has a skin condition"

Call the person colorblind and run

#noir posting #blogcat: transmissions #spiderman noir #spidernoir #spiderverse #feel free to rb and add more excuses. how silly can we make this

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^A nerd, dork, even.

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #practicing his line delivery on the way to discovering his ex-boss has been murdered

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Lukewarm take; all Peters having the same face across the Spiderverse is a false generalization, as though many have similar faces, we have several examples in ATSV that disprove them having to be complete lookalikes (ex. of the animated ones, Gwen's Peter is visibly very different, and we have several live action Spideys implied to be canon).

I have a feeling ITSV having them all being near duplicates was more due to production-side choices (finances? + time wasting) than anything else, as seen once again with Gwen's Peter getting a major overhaul design-wise between the two movies.

#atsv #itsv #blogcat: transmissions #no character-specific tags because this is a p general subject #we also Know what the videogame Spiderman + cartoon Spidermen look like maskless even if they don't take them off in ATSV #and they wouldn't look like our Peter obv

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Peter gets mortally injured for the umpteenth time in a month and only gets up because he remembers one of his plants has been wilting and he wants to see if moving it by the window will help it grow again. Send post

#noir posting #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: transmissions #bleghhggrgh what if I just rotOH SHIT I HAVE A CAT AT HOME

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Actually, sharing the completely impossible theory here too: Live Action Noir but its about Urich instead

#spidernoir #spiderman noir #noir posting #blogcat: transmissions #-is not Peter Parker #-is an older man #-is down on his luck #-an investigator #-past life fighting crime as The Spider #checks all boxes of what we've heard clearly #I am taking no criticisms at this time because I know its wholly improbable already

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Constantly rotating around in my head how completely I believe Noir would immediately pick a fight with Miguel. "Sometimes sacrifices are not only unavoidable, but necessary, for the universe to keep running the way that it is. Saving too many people means collapse, and this is an unfixable fact." vs "We have the responsibility to change the very foundations of systems that demand blood to keep running. Sacrifice is inherently cruel."

Uncle Ben - Ben Urich - Robbie Robertson; those deaths were anything but necessary, and all of them had lives to lead, cut short. There was nothing fated and right about them; these people deserved better, and its tragic because of how unfair it is.

#noir posting #blogcat: transmissions #spiderman noir #spidernoir #atsv #atsv spoilers #ig #not tagging Miguel as this is p Noir centric esp with its views on Canon. yknow #people have talked about this about a couple dozen times but I wanted to put my specific thoughts into words- #-oh how much these two ideologically clash #acceptance is complacency to him I think. it's gotta hurt because if you let it go you won't try to fix it #and the people that'll die next - you owe it to them to do better