#bltv

[eurydicees]

oh my god ok not to be insane but based on that last ask i got, i now bring you:

haikyuu characters* rated on the likeliness that they watch the blue lock reality tv show (BLTV).

*there are so many characters in this story. i am including a random number of them.

KAGEYAMA. -5/10. definitely not going to watch. he does not care for reality tv and he does not care about soccer. a reporter once asks him for his thoughts on the blue lock project and he asks what soccer is.

ALL OF SEIJOH. 10/10. ranking them as one, i promise i'm going somewhere w this. iwaizumi doesn't really have an opinion on reality tv but he does like soccer, and oikawa has a guilty pleasure of reality tv but doesn't really have an opinion on soccer. they thus find common ground and watch blue lock together. oikawa gets into making the fantasy league. iwaizumi gets into tracking stats for each player. between the two of them, they win the fantasy blue lock league. they then also rope the rest of seijoh into BLTV and the team gets stupidly into it. they all have favorite players and make bets with each other on their favorite teams. kyoutani has a knack for guessing scorelines. watari loses nearly every bet. he owes hanamaki so much ramen.

SUNA. 15/10. yeah. he watches that shit. i just know this in my heart. that kid is terminally online and was convinced to watch it by a twitter mutual who knew he was into volleyball and "its basically the same thing right." it is not basically the same thing. it is not at all basically the same thing. he watches it anyways.

HINATA. 2/10. not going to watch, similar to kageyama. simply does not care about either reality tv or soccer. but unlike kageyama, he does know what other sports are. he just doesn't feel the need to watch random high schoolers play them while trapped in soccer prison.

ATSUMU. 9/10. he pretends he doesn't. but he thinks that it's an insane project and it's kinda funny. he watches highlights when they're on water breaks during practice. if asked, he is watching "real soccer" and "psschhtt ofc it's not that ridiculous tv show whaaat."

USHIJIMA. 4/10. goshiki is into it so he knows about it just based on goshiki talking about it in the shiratorizawa group chat. goshiki denies talking about it so much, but everyone in shiratorizawa is consistently kept updated when big things happen. so he watches by proxy.

KUROO. 11/10. he thinks this project is genius. he wonders if the JVA could set up something similar. he is insane.

#these rankings are almost entirely arbitrary. i hope you enjoy. #haikyuu #blue lock #blue lock tv #BLTV #tobio kageyama #seijoh #aoba johsai #hajime iwaizumi #tooru oikawa #rintarou suna #shoyo hinata #atsumu miya #wakatoshi ushijima #tetsurou kuroo

[bluelightningtv]

My recent composition, "Vessel".

#martygeller #bltv #bluelightningtv #modern art #modernism #abstractart #abstraction #cubism #contemporaryart #earthtones #stilllife

[blue-thief]

midfielders who admire and/or assist isagi in some way or another always end up getting shipped with him (sae, hiori, kurona, etc.)

if ness assists isagi during the pxg vs bm game isaness will blow up in popularity and i can say i was here before it got popular

#i was right about kaisagi being shipped by the in-universe bltv fandom i will be right about this too #blue lock #bllk #isagi yoichi #yoichi isagi #alexis ness #isaness #nessagi

[marcsnuffy]

Does bltv censor swearing......

#either that or every parent pictured watching bltv w their kids is chill #kaiser opens his mouth and it's like 'you [bleep] [bleep]-[bleep]' #txt

[variinfreefallfalling]

Alex confirmed indeed he was the bartender from WBL.

My mind: Gao Shi De and Jin Xun'an are in the same universe.

#my tooth your love #they're practically doppelgangers #i be just obsessed #alex chou #wbl #mtyl #bltv interview #Youtube #bl drama #bl series #taiwanese drama #taiwan bl #andy wu #yu jin #gagaoolala

[bluelokk]

vote rin for bltv halloween special

#he'll sing potatoes and molasses. the latin version even just so he'd sound cool #blue lock #bllk #itoshi rin #itoshi sae #ft bachira funderberker n beatrisagi (?) #itoshi2 #:m #I DONT HAVE ART TAG #arts #i only drew one version of this everyday this month improving it bit by bit just so id have the ideal picture in my head #pretty proud of how this came out actually. huh! 🏌️ #will probably post the previous versions too lololol its so fun to compare them #dont repost. please ❤️🔪

[lazysublimeengineer]

Rin: Listen bumpkin. From now on, YOU ARE MY PROPERTY

Nanarin confirmed⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🫢

The possessiveness of Rin and the willingness of Nanase 😳

BLTV IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY BECAUSE OF SHIPPING CONTENT.

#blue lock #blue lock spoilers #rin itoshi #nanase nijiro #nanarin #chapter 251

[maochira]

hey! for ur event, can i request hanging out w the bastard munchen and them finding out that the reader has a crush on kaiser (and he returns the feelings hopefully) (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

BASTARD MÜNCHEN MY BELOVED!!!

Spending time with the Bastard München Team + falling in love with Kaiser

Requests open! - Event list - Event introduction

Tags: gn!reader, first silly headcanons about spending time then the falling in love with Kaiser part

Event sypnosis: you, Claire (@deerangle3 ) and Mao (me) are assistants in the Neo Egoist League

-usually, mixing the players from Germany and those from Blue Lock doesn't go well. But you, Claire and Mao bring some sort of balance into the group, and it usually goes fairly fine. Usually. Most of the time you don't spend time as the entire team anyways (that'd be a lot of people), usually you spend time together in smaller groups, depending on who asked you to hang out

-if Igaguri is there, he gets bulled ALL THE TIME. He deserves it <3 (you still make sure to keep it lighthearted, you'd get into trouble if you genuinely start bullying the players)

-spending time alone with Isagi means he rants about Kaiser to you a lot, you never know what to say so you just listen

-DOING SHARK NOISES WITH KURONA!!!

-doing that actually starts a game where you and Kurona do random animal noises. Some of the others join as well. Gagamaru can do a hella good bear impression and it actually terrified you for a moment

-Raichi can make feral dog noises idk he gives off that vibe

-Isagi sucks at making any animal noises so you get a good laugh when he tries

-Claire becomes best friends with Yukimiya super quickly and she talks about animal facts a lot with Kurona, you join them to listen sometimes!

-for some reason, Mao became super close with Raichi and now he's her bodyguard. Also, she keeps bugging Gagamaru to let her sit on his shoulders (he's tall, she's small, let her see the world from up there)

-whenever Kaiser and Ness join any group hangouts, the balance gets off a bit. If it's only you out of the assistants, it's definitely going downhill. But if Claire and Mao are with you, it barely changes anything

-besides that, Ness is super nice to talk to! He's probably a good listener so you can infodump about things you like or just talk to him about whatever is on your mind

-surprisingly, Kaiser can be nice to talk to as well. He's nice to you because you're one of the assistants and he knows he has to show you some human decency

-but the more he talks to you, the more he notices you're worth being nice to not because you're an assistant, but because you're genuinely a lovely person

-whoops, guess who fell for you!

-Kaiser doesn't like to admit how quickly you won his heart. But he still confesses rather shortly after realizing the way you make him feel. He confesses so soon because he's sure you won't reject him

-and of course, you don't, because you actually developed these feelings for him first! But you were always too shy to confess. So you were more than overjoyed when he confessed to you

-you actually planned to keep the relationship secret, but Kaiser immediately goes around and tells everyone that you're his. He makes it extremely clear, especially in front of Isagi

-Kaiser also likes to brag about the fact that he's your boyfriend to a point where as soon as he opens his mouth everyone around him just goes "We know you love (Y/N)"

-Kaiser always gets a bit sad and maybe jealous when he finds out you're not assisting at Bastard München that day. But you always make sure to spend some time with him in the evening!!

-you know uhh the BLTV thing??? Someone made a "Kaiser and assistant (Y/N) holding hands" compilation

#bllk #blue lock #blue lock x reader #blue lock x you #alexis ness #yoichi isagi #ranze kurona #kenyu yukimiya #jingo raichi #gin gagamaru #michael kaiser #michael kaiser x you #michael kaiser x reader #gurimi igarashi #blue lock headcanons #bllk headcanons #bllk scenarios #blue lock scenarios

[snaillock]

kurona ranze as your bf: random hcs

tags: male!reader, reader is taller than kurona(5’6), reader is a blue lock player, me gushing over a character that has literal crumbs of info available so i’m making this up as i go, oh my god he is literally a bipedal lemon shark

kurona ranze. *sighs dreamily* kurona ranze…

he is literally a magenta lemon shark (*gasp* a strawberry lemonade shark… bro my fucking mind)

you two would literally be the “excuse me, he asked for no pickles” bf x standing behind you at the register bf

i do believe he has a good amount of self-confidence but only speaks when he feels it’s necessary so he’s completely cool with you being the more assertive one in the relationship

he is also so so loyal. one of the most loyal men you’ll ever meet and is just as reliable off the field as he is on field

i feel like he isn’t a big fan of pda so you gotta show him your love when you two are alone cause it feels a lot more special to him. besides you guys prob gotta hide it from all the bltv cameras anyway

when he warms up to the relationship more, he’ll absolutely love physical affection from you even becoming clingy for your attention once you two are alone

you absolutely love doting on him (i mean just look at him) and he clearly enjoys that type of attention from you so much but would never admit it out loud

he is literally the perfect height for easy discreet forehead kisses so you can simply sneak one in quickly and walk off before he can fully process it

it’s so cute how short he is that if you’re able to pick him up, you would (if he’s comfortable with it ofc) but if he gets a leg cramp during training, then that’s the perfect excuse to carry him off the field so he can rest

when he gets flustered, it’s just the most adorable sight ever. his cheeks getting just as pink as his hair and him nervously gritting his teeth, possibly hiding his face in his shirt collar

speaking of his hair if you two share the same dorm room together, you could offer to do his braid for him in the morning before practice or a big match. such a simple yet sweet act of affection that makes his heart flutter when he feels your hand going through his hair

you’ve ever seen those tiktoks of a lemon shark getting nose rubs? yeah it’s exactly like that

don’t get me started on his teeth. he seems pretty neutral about his shark like features so feel free to openly gush about how cute they are to him. he’ll probably let you poke and prod at the pointy ends when he feels like it

he gives me a partner who just randomly bites you affectionately vibes and i’m not just saying that bc of his serrated teeth (it is mainly bc of that) but i can imagine whenever he doesn’t feel like expressing his love verbally, he just gives you a good ol’ chomp right on the meat of your bicep!

the way he repeats his last words (it’s a speech tic idc what anyone says) is also so so endearing that part of his character is just *chefs kiss*

you two were probably pretty subtle about your relationship only bc you two mutually agreed on not being too open about it with the others plus your teammates won’t expect such a pairing anyway.

can you imagine their surprise when they do find out? it probably started out with some of the observant ones noticing how weirdly… ‘close’ you two have gotten. small rumors forming about what possible relationship you have with kurona, mainly thanks to you accidentally slipping out a pet name one time while you were greeting him in front of the team

until all their suspicions are confirmed when one of your teammates spots you two kissing when you thought you were completely inconspicuous and alone

once the secret was out, you two were certainly crowned the cutest boyfriends in blue lock

hello message from me from the future. if you want more male reader content, then check out more of my blog :3

#★ snail.writes ★ #kurona ranze #kurona x reader #kurona ranze x reader #blue lock kurona #kurona x male reader #blue lock x male reader #wrote this while listening to mitski (bmamc) #kurona is so texas reznikoff vibes #im being so serious right now #you know sometimes i feel bad about having messy looking posts #but then i remember it’s my blog and i can vomit out as many hcs as i want

[hiorintruther]

Given that Blue Lock is an in-universe reality show with (apparently) millions of worldwide fans, that implies the theoretical existence of a Blue Lock fandom and, by extension, Blue Lock fanfic.

What kind of mischaracterisations do you think in-universe fans have of the various members of Blue Lock? Which ships would be popular? This is an rpf situation so what sort of drama goes on surrounding the very existence of bllk fanfic? Does the fandom have pockets which behave like other rpf fandoms such as Kpop and streamers? How much does Reddit fucking hate the stans? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!

Firstly, the fandoms tagged in fics would be a mix of: Football RPF — all media types, Blue Lock (Football RPF), Neo Egoist League (Football RPF) and BLTV (Football RPF).

Common fandom-specific tags include: ‘Referenced Professional Footballers’, ‘No Beta We Die Like Kunigami Rensuke’s Ratings’, ‘Not Safe For Ego Jinpachi’s eyes’ and ‘Author Uses Football Not Soccer’.

Platonic relationships are pretty common in the fandom, with the most popular ones being ‘Michael Kaiser & Alexis Ness’, ‘Meguru Bachira & Lavinho’, ‘Yoichi Isagi & Noel Noa’ and ‘Yoichi Isagi & Rensuke Kunigami’.

Personally I think the most popular ships (as of right now) would be Kaisagi, Kainess, Reonagi and Ryurin. Bachisagi would be practically nonexistent because fans wouldn’t have seen them interact much. Only old fans know they were basically unstoppable together during the U-20 match. Most fans joined during the NEL, after the show started streaming.

Noel Noa gets shipped with Lavinho but only because he’s always the dad in fics who needs emotional support. In these fics, Isagi and Bachira are always the gremlin step brothers who scheme their not-dads into getting together.

There’s a ship war going on between the kaisagi and the kainess shippers. There’s also a third party which is against real-person shipping but is fine with rpf in general so Bastard Munchen for them is a hodge-podge, falling apart at the seams found family trope. The same goes for all the other teams but the Bastard Family TM is the most popular one.

 THERE ARE SO MANY FOUND FAMILY AUs. Popular tags include: “Noel Noa Is A Tired Dad”, “Isagi And Kunigami Are Brothers”, “Kaiser Is The Rich Cousin” and “They’re A Family Of Bastards Your Honour”.

There’s definitely fandom drama around the ethics of reading and writing fanfic. General consensus seems to end up being that non-ship fics are technically fine. Shippers still do their thing though because they’re impossible to get rid of.

The fandom ‘cinnamon rolls’ are definitely Bachira and Ness. Ness especially get mischaracterised as an ‘innocent, fragile flower’ that Kaiser has to protect. Bachira is most;y just characterised as Lavinho’s protege who is a happy lil sunshine with no flaws. Nagi also nearly falls into the ‘cinnamon roll’ category because he’s quiet and gives off ‘uwu’ energy (according to his stans) but slightly less so.

Rin gets the most x readers written about him. He beats everyone else except maybe Kunigami, who is a close second. They’re always characterised as the ‘bad boys’ and are the kings of Wattpad.

Sae gets inserted into Rin fics all the time purely because they’re brothers. Because he doesn’t appear in the NEL, his fandom interpretation is COMPLETELY off. Fans have basically turned him into a completely new, fictional character, he’s that different. He’s always dating Shidou though — Ryusae is a rare ‘it’s probably okay to ship this’ ship because literally everyone is convinced they’re actually dating irl.

If Kaiser is in the fic, his tattoo is usually brought up either as some kind of trauma-related thing or, in fantasy AUs, as a cursed mark. Fans have written whole ass essays about the symbolic meaning of his tattoo and how it can relate to fics.

Some of the more popular fics in the fandom, by kudos, include:

the obligatory fantasy AU where all the teams are kingdoms — 240k words, major character death, hurt no comfort (one of the fandom’s ‘cinnamon rolls’ dies in the third act).

the obligatory university/college AU where for some reason the university uses the US system despite none of the characters being American, each team is a different frat house and the fic is 25/? chapters, 32k words.

A Fluff And Angst, completely unrealistic found family “they all live in one house” fic where Noa adopts Isagi and it’s tooth-rottingly sweet but it’s clear that the author has been through some shit and is drawing from personal experience when writing. All the kids from Blue Lock and Bastard Munchen are like 10 years old. Noa is shipped with Lavinho and people choose to either ignore it and enjoy the fluff or are active shippers — 56k words, 19/22 chapters, hurt/comfort, implied/referenced child abuse, Noel Noa Is A Tired Dad.

Several one-shots involving the ‘brothers/cousins’ Isagi, Kunigami, Kaiser and Ness all doing random shit together. Usually the fics are either from Isagi or Kaiser’s perspective and you can tell which authors prefer the Blue Lockers and which ones prefer the German players — usually 3-6k words each.

A long-distance relationship Kaisagi AU named after a Glass Animals song that gets so popular it crashes AO3 twice- (sry I’ll stop, that would be rancid).

A Manshine City found family AU where Reo and Nagi are characterised as brothers to the nth degree, Chigiri is the golden child and Chris Prince is the uncle who didn’t want to take them in but had to and slowly grows to love them as if they were his own kids. The grown-up mentors all have weekly brunch down at the local diner where they talk like gossiping aunts — 19k words, 5/? chapters, Manshine Triplets, Reo And Nagi Are Twins, Chigiri is also there tho!!! Give Chris Prince A Break.

The aforementioned AU where Bachira and Isagi trick their not-dads into getting together — 16k words, 4/10 chapters, Fluff And Angst, Slow Burn.

#blue lock #bllk #blue lock headcanons #bllk headcanons #I wanna know what the in-universe AO3 page for Blue Lock (footballer RPF) looks like!!!

[bluelightningtv]

https://youtu.be/LPHnAJJKU4M Photoshop CC 2024 tutorial showing how to create a crosshatch engraving effect to photos.

#bluelightningtv #photoshop #adobephotoshop #martygeller #bltv #photoeffect #photography #graphicdesign #portrait #crosshatching #crosshatcheffect #terminator #arnold schwarzenegger

[blue-thief]

Do you think kiis would just speak English to each other to communicate or at least try to learn each other’s first language

( I know Isagi’s English in canon isn’t the best and we don’t even know if Kaiser speaks and understands English but I’m guessing he probably does)

They can’t rely on those earbuds forever

oohhh good question!

once the NEL league is over, they'll be separated for a while, so neither of them will be really focused on trying to learn each other's languages (besides, at this point in time, they'll still hate each other lol).

during that time, isagi would probably have time to properly develop his english.

meanwhile, kaiser probably does know english, or at least enough to carry a basic conversation. idk if it's explicitly required if you want to be a pro athlete, but it is expected you know english. if kaiser knew from a young age he wanted to be a pro, he probably would have taken up learning english early on.

the reason why isagi's english currently sucks is because english education in japan sucks ass 💀 i heard it focuses mostly on pure memorization rather than learning the actual structure and rules of the language. the itoshi brothers probably had to get private tutors to become as fluent as they currently are lmao

even if kaiser didn't learn english as a kid (because honestly i even question if he went to school at all 😭😭), going from german to english is wayy easier than going from japanese to english.

anyway that was a long-ass way of saying "they would speak to each other in english at first". cuz yeah i agree, i doubt the mikage corporation would let the NEL players hold onto the translators once bltv ends.

i DO think they would eventually try to learn each other's languages though. i wrote a bunch of headcanons of how that would look like a while back, but i can't find it anymore bc tumblr's search function fucking sucks 😭😭

on one hand, they could start learning each other's languages after they start dating to show appreciation for each other's cultures and to impress each other's families....

OR it's because they wanted to learn how to insult them in the most personal way possible BEFORE they got together.

imagine they're just having a normal bickering session in english when all of a sudden isagi pulls out the most eloquent, earth-shattering insult he can muster in perfect german. kaiser would be fucking flabbergasted and he'd pull out duolingo later that night just so he can return the favour

a few months down the line, everyone watches in horror and amazement as this japanese guy screams at a german in perfect german while the other bites back in perfect japanese.

they'd get so used to arguing and insulting each other in the other's native language that once they DO start dating, it's just normal for isagi to speak to kaiser in german and for kaiser to speak to isagi in japanese lmaoo

#kiis speaking each other's language is just really important to me 😭😭 #blue lock #kaisagi #bllk #kiis #yoichi isagi #isagi yoichi #michael kaiser #bllk isagi #bllk isagi yoichi #bllk yoichi isagi #bllk kaiser #bllk michael kaiser #asks

[marcsnuffy]

you can't edit drafts witj polls in them...???😭

#im trying to make a silly bltv tag dashboard simulator but i cant edit the post im DYING over here #txt

[gachagon]

I think Don Lorenzo's gold teeth is supposed to be a literal representation of how he views soccer and what's important in soccer to him. The last chapter we focused a bit on the merch of BLTV and how the JFN is just trying to make as much money as possible, and only really cares about getting cash.

And now we have this "monster" who "eats other players" (an actual Zombie) purely because of how much money they're worth. While the opportunities given to the boys for being in Blue Lock are great, I think this kind of puts into perspective that not everyone plays for some deep and meaningful reason. And also that their "worth" in money might not be as important as they think, as it might not be enough to even reach the goal they want.

Don Lorenzo is still an "egoist" obviously, but he's also very greedy in a way that I don't think the other players in Blue Lock are. Money is the thing that satiates his ego, beating players worth more than him drives him to continue playing. But if that's all it is, then one could say money is the sole thing that drives him, and if THAT'S the case does he even really care about soccer? Is the validation from his net worth enough to keep him going, to keep fueling his ego?

I find this line interesting because to him, does he believe he can become the worlds best purely by buying his way there? By LITERALLY being the "Most Valued Player" through how much money he's worth? This is raising the question of what does it take to be the worlds best again. Like, is Noal Noa the "best" because he has the most money, or because he's scored the most goals? Is it because he's won the most games? Everyone wants to be the best, but they're all trying to get there in different ways. The real issue is once they're there, what do they need in order to stay?

#blue lock meta #blue lock manga spoilers #bllk #bllk don lorenzo

[agnesandhilda]

a twitter thread by an in-universe bltv fan breaking down which neo egoist league players are stage gay (field gay?) vs. who actually just acts like that

#bolo liveblogs #blue lock #bllk #I am fascinated by the implications of the nel being an in-universe reality tv show with viewers that get to see even *half* of what manga #readers do. I saw someone on here talking about how it must be an unholy mix of dudebro sports fandom and like. bts twitter. #and frankly I agree #also wrt to the main post I think kaiser is (initially) viewed as stage gay and people think isagi is just a freak

[lazysublimeengineer]

My best boy Hiori making the fandom and BLTV shippers feral again for his sassiness. Also not him referring to the geniuses as prima donnas 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#blue lock #blue lock spoilers #hiori yo #isagi yoichi #rin itoshi #michael kaiser #rinsagi #chapter 251