Weezer - SZNZ: Summer, traduzione testi
A cosa serve essere bravi se non c’è nessuno che apprezza?
E allora tanto vale accettare il fatto che arriverai ultimo, arriverai ultimo
(da: What’s the Good of Being Good?)
1. Weezer – Lawn Chair, traduzione
Sedia da giardino
Tranquillo e rilassato sulla tua sedia in giardino
Mandi a chiamare Gabriele e Michele
“Ragazzi, dovremmo torturare gli umani
Ma sì, perché non farlo?
Giusto per divertimento, che il paradiso è di una noia…
Troppe vigne, troppe arpe, troppi sorrisi, non si piange abbastanza
Loro soffriranno per farci scaricare un po’ di emozioni”
Beh, io adesso mi alzo e te ne dico quattro
Sei una testa di cazzo, dio mio, non c’è dubbio
Insoddisfatto della pioggia, hai creato le lacrime
E hai sbattuto fuori tuo figlio
E ti aspettavi che ti lodassimo e adorassimo il tuo nome in una canzone
Adesso lei trattiene a stento le lacrime (per favore, dicci perché)
Adesso lei boccheggia quasi senza fiato (per favore, dicci perché)
Perché non ha mai fatto del male a nessuno
2. Weezer – Records, traduzione
Dischi
Sento i dischi nella testa dovunque vada
Ho i dischi nella testa che ruotano fuori controllo
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano, eh, sì
Dischi nella testa
Sento i dischi nella testa dovunque vada
Ho i dischi nella testa che ruotano fuori controllo
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano, eh, sì
Dischi nella testa
Suono la batteria con un cuscino sul divano
Vado avanti a suonare dopo la coda
E anche se il mondo sta finendo, uscendo di scena mi sentirete cantare
Non provo alcun dolore
Quando la gente mi fa arrabbiare non sento nemmeno una loro parola
Solo il suono degli scratch
Sento i dischi nella testa dovunque vada
Ho i dischi nella testa che ruotano fuori controllo
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano, eh, sì
Dischi nella testa
Mi sento Rihanna
Mi sento Lana
Mi sento i Nirvana
Per cui te ne puoi andare affanculo
Perché a volte non ci voglio avere niente a che fare
Di cosa penso o cosa provo non frega niente a nessuno
Tiro via la plastica, annuso il vinile
Per me è come la Sacra Bibbia
Non provo alcun dolore perché ho la mia novocaina
Quando la gente mi fa arrabbiare non sento nemmeno una loro parola
Solo il suono degli scratch
Sento i dischi nella testa dovunque vada
Ho i dischi nella testa che ruotano fuori controllo
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano, eh, sì
Dischi nella testa
Mi sento Rihanna
Mi sento Lana
Mi sento i Nirvana
Per cui te ne puoi andare affanculo
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano in continuazione
Girano, girano, girano, eh, sì
Dischi nella testa
3. Weezer – Blue Like Jazz, traduzione
Triste come il jazz
Riccioli di fumo dai tuoi polmoni
E sudore che cola dalla batteria
Tanto di cappello, hai risolto il cubo di Rubik
Facendo diventare il giallo arancione e poi blue
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Non farci caso, sono un po’ lento
Non riesco a suonarli i sedicesimi
Cocco di mamma che scopre le cambiali
Non ho gli huevos per raggiungere gli obiettivi come fai tu
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Io sono rosso in faccia, tu hai la bolletta da pagare
Vedo la tua anima
Ed è nera, ed è nera, ed è blue
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Blue come il jazz, blue come il jazz
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
Blue, blue
Blue, blue
Fammi vedere come si fa a essere così fighi
4. Weezer – The Opposite of Me, traduzione
Il mio opposto
E se dovessi dire “col cavolo, non sono il tuo ragazzo soldato”?
Mi metterei a ridere mentre la tua vita crolla come la caduta di Troia
Mi hai lasciato sul versante di una montagna
Non hai diritto di mostrarti sorpreso
Sì, diventerò qualcun altro, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
E sì, se non l’avessi capito, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
Sono sempre stato lo zerbino su cui ti pulivi i piedi
Non hai mai visto quanto fossi alto
Beh, adesso hai avuto modo di vederlo
Alla fine ho raggiunto il punto di rottura
Guarda l’uomo che prende il posto del ragazzo
Sì, diventerò qualcun altro, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
E sì, se non l’avessi capito, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
Mi metto lì proprio davanti al portico
Con la lama pronta e in mente la vendetta
E con un affondo verrò tramutato da mortale all’immortalità, immoralità, amoralità, il mio opposto
Sì, diventerò qualcun altro, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
E sì, se non l’avessi capito, diventerò qualcun altro
Il mio opposto, il mio opposto
Il mio opposto
Il mio opposto
5. Weezer – What’s the Good of Being Good?, traduzione
A cosa serve essere bravi?
Cammino per questi corridoi venerati
Signori barbuti sulla parete
Vinco un’altra medaglia luccicante
Sento ancora adesso gli applausi
Ho vinto tutto già tante volte, ma sono ancora insoddisfatto
Sì, mi sembra che manchi qualcosa se non c’è nessuno al mio fianco
A cosa serve essere bravi se non c’è nessuno che apprezza?
E allora tanto vale accettare il fatto che arriverai ultimo, arriverai ultimo
(A cosa serve essere bravi?)
Nessuna moglie innamorata che mi sorride
Nessuna figlia per cui stravedere con orgoglio fino al giorno in cui la cedo con una lacrimuccia che mi scende
Nessun figlio intelligente che impari i miei insegnamenti
E che faccia del suo meglio per essere grato quando lo consolo perché non riesce a superare la prova
A cosa serve essere bravi se non c’è nessuno che apprezza?
E allora tanto vale accettare il fatto che arriverai ultimo, arriverai ultimo
(A cosa serve essere bravi?)
Dimmi a cosa serve essere bravi quando il tuo migliore amico ti pugnala alle spalle
E racconta menzogne alla gente e infanga il tuo buon nome?
Sapreste dirmi a cosa serve essere bravi quando il tuo migliore amico ti ruba la donna
E sdraiato su un cuscino infanga il tuo buon nome?
A cosa serve essere bravi se non c’è nessuno che apprezza?
E allora tanto vale accettare il fatto che arriverai ultimo, arriverai ultimo
(A cosa serve essere bravi?)
(A cosa serve essere bravi?)
6. Weezer – Cuomoville, traduzione
Cuomoville
C’è della magia in una sera d’estate
Le rane gracidano nello stagno
Noi ci volgiamo alla salvezza dall’altra parte del Rubicone
Tutto il giorno lavoriamo con le nostre mani
Scavando il suolo toscano, piantando piselli e cavoli
Nutriti dalle fatiche
Qui a Cuomoville non ci servono catene d’oro
Lasciatele ai soldati romani sui loro carri alati
È un surrogato del paradiso, mentre il mondo malvagio gira
Noi ci confortiamo a vicenda, non ci deludiamo mai
Se è questo tutto ciò che ci è dato
Sono sicuro che mi basterà sapere che tu sarai con me il giorno che morirò
Dateli in pasto, dateli in pasto ai leoni
Dateli in pasto, dateli in pasto ai leoni
Ripagato con la tua stessa moneta
Dateli in pasto, dateli in pasto ai leoni
Fate ciao con la mano mentre muoiono
Ripagato con la tua stessa moneta
Qui a Cuomoville non ci servono catene d’oro
Lasciatele ai soldati romani
Salute ai soldati romani sui loro carri alati
7. Weezer – Thank You and Good Night, traduzione
Grazie e buonanotte
Nella prima partita della mia stagione d’esordio ero un pesce fuor d’acqua
Cresciuto nella bambagia di un colosseo, cadevo a pezzi
Tutti ridevano di me manco fossi uno scimpanzè
Gridando al cielo ho giurato che avrei imparato a volare
Guardatemi adesso
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Scusa ma non ho ricevuto il promemoria
Il mio batterista suona fuori tempo
Marcio in una direzione unica mentre voialtri continuate a ripetervi
A ognuno il suo, dicono, ed è vero
Alcuni tifano rosso e alcuni blu
Mentre io sto sù in cielo a fare ciao con la manina
Bye bye
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Non sono uno con le stampelle, non sono uno con le stampelle
Vediamo un po’ dov’è l’amore quando sono preso bene
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Allaccia la cintura, mettiti le cuffie, inserisci l’elio
Col joystick in mano, pieghiamo da un lato all’altro
Premi il pulsante per dare la spinta
Resta concentrato sul compito
Sù, sù, saliamo sempre più sù
Prendiamo velocità
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Grazie e buonanotte
Ci vediamo quando capita
Non sono uno con le stampelle, non sono uno con le stampelle
Vediamo un po’ dov’è l’amore quando sono preso bene
Da questo punto di osservazione privilegiato vedo tutti con gli occhi in sù a guardarmi
E so come sarà, sarà, sarà
Devo continuare a volare, volare
Da questo punto di osservazione privilegiato vedo tutti con gli occhi in sù a guardarmi
E so come sarà, sarà, sarà
Devo continuare a volare, volare
Devo continuare a volare, volare
Grazie
Grazie e buonanotte
Buonanotte
Ci vediamo
Ci vediamo
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Currently Watching - April
aka The Masterlist
Because I love a good little list - in alphabetical order! 😊
Regularly updated during the month, latest update 26.04.2024
A little link to my favorite bl-tropes-collection 💙
I am happy about gif-requests 🌼
Here you can find all of my gifs.
Tracking: #josistag
At the end you can have a look at what we can expect in April with a MDL link and a link for a trailer (if avaible).
This is guaranteed to contain spoilers!
1. 25 Ju, Akasaka de 🇯🇵 (2/10)
They were fellow students and now they have to play in a BL together. One of them is two years older and popular. For the other one, this is his first big role and he needs it, so he is determined to to anything he needs to do, to be a good actor. Even when this means to find a partner and fall in love to be able to play the role perfectly. Why not try to be lovers with your co-star. All for the sake of the series of course.
2. Blue Boys 🇰🇷 (2/4)
This short series is quite good. I saw the first episode by chance and I was hooked, but lost it again, because I couldn't track it on MDL. Now it is up there. I hope these two can resolve their missunderstanding, with talking! But they are too hungry for each other...
3. Boys Be Brave! 🇰🇷 (2/8)
Enemies to lovers, but different. Jinwoo likes Kisub and Kisub knows this. But while Kisub gives his heart away to every person who hits on him and can't really say No to anyone, Jinwoo loves to build up his wall and hide behind a strong No. Their worlds collide, when Kisub moves in with Jinwoo, if he likes it or not. Great first episodes!
4. Cityboy_Log 🇰🇷 (11/?)
Soon-to-be Idols, actors and models vlog their days of photo shoots and meetups and how they fall in love with each other. It is surprisingly good and the acting is excellent. It really feels like a "real" vlog and that is what we are all here for. I really enjoy those four men on my screen. I don't know when they show new content. It was said they'll be back in march... well... guess not.
5. Deep Night 🇹🇭 (3/8)
his is everything I was expecting, so it didn't disappoint, I guess. To be honest, I watch this for First. I guess he would have chemistry with a stick, soooo this is nice. And I hope the story, at least stays like this and won't get worse... Update: This show is a mess 😂 there is so much going on all at once and at the same time nothing really happens? It is so confusing, yet very entertaining. But Wela, my dear, it is totally okay to be pissed if one fucks with you, while you are so drunk you can't remember shit the next day... Just a thought.
6. Kare no Iru Seikatsu 🇯🇵 (3/8)
Kazuhito has no girlfriend and the ones he had, broke up with him, because they felt he likes someone else... Who might that be?... The story is simple, I guess? (But perhaps not that simple... The preview for ep 3 looks interesting.) Childhood friends are forced to move in together after spending time apart. One is a little bit naive and is trying to find out why girls breaking up with the most charming and handsome guy he knows and the latter is in love with the naive one and in the end they have their happy ending. I like it. I want to see their growth.
7. Love Is Like A Cat 🇰🇷 (8/12)
Okay, Uno is just a bad character. He feels empty. I have no emotional connection to him. Everything feels... rushed and strange. What is this show? It is really not that good. I skipped half of the episodes. JM is cute and he is doing a decent job. I watch only for him. But not the flirting between the vet and him. This feels kinda awkward... And I stand by what I said last week. It didn't get better. This scene in the woods was cute, but what is Mew doing? What are those acting choices? No shame to him, but what was the director thinking? He can do so much better than that! He is just a whiney persona...
8. My Stand-In 🇹🇭 (1/12)
Okay, hear me out. I watch this for Poom and for Poom only. But the story lookes interesting, it was quite intriguing. I don't know why, but I cringed a bit too much at some scenes. But Poom is beautiful and that is all I care about. Yes, I can be this shallow!
9. Only Boo 🇹🇭 (3/12)
Moo's flirting is something else. And it is adorable. I love Moo! And I love Kang's reactions and him slowly but surely falling for Moo. This is such a feel-good show. Perfect for a lazy sunday! And those two have really good chemistry. The side dish is also interesting.
10. Unknown 🇹🇼 (12/12)
The story about found family, childhood trauma and struggling topped with a lovestory between "brothers". They aren't really brothers so I really don't care and just enjoy this forbidden and hurtful lovestory to the fullest. This is exactly what I hoped for! The longing, tension and hurting is so good! It is the aftermath of the shooting and Qian is still dealing with his emotions and his feelings for Yuan. The love between them is real and strong, but Qian is afraid and can't just let his heart decide over the head, yet. He loves Yuan, but is afraid what that means for them and especially for Yuan's future. And yet he held him back. He was the one reaching out in the end!
11. Word of Honor 🇨🇳 (20/36)
Those two flirt a lot and are a married couple. Everyone knows that. And I love and enjoy that! Overall this is such a fun watch and the different sects and intrigues are sometimes a little bit confusing, but interesting. I love this world of martial arts and I love how protective Wen Kexing is over Zhou Zishu.
Finished in April
Series
My Strawberry Film 🇯🇵
This is what I call a love triangle. And the fact that the screenwriters worked for Eien No Kinou or Jack o'Frost promised some heartbreak and teenage angst. And they delivered. I really like this series. And I felt so many emotions, especially for Ryo. And I really loved the ending. No fake relationship and no unrealistic confessions, just some teenagers in love and being friends. And I think Hiraku was such a sweet friend in this last episode. He apologized and he finally recognized Ryo's feelings for him. And I believe they stay friends in the future. It might be difficult, but a good friendship is worth fighting for. It has so much to do with respect and love for each other. It is a solid 8 out of 10 for me.
Koi wo Suru nara Nidome ga Joto 🇯🇵
The story about highschool sweethearts, who didn't have the chance to enjoy their young love, because of horrible family backgrounds. Their story is devastating and I am happy they found their way back to each other. The story was good, the acting was good, I am in love with Furuya Robin, which is nice, and the side characters were special (shoutout to Yuto!). I wish there was more "passion" from Miyata, but I guess it is due to his character. Overall it was a good watch and I enjoyed it!
A good 8 out of 10 for me.
Jazz For Two 🇰🇷
I love bls about music and about traumatic pasts. The second couple has my heart. I just love them coming together. Usually I hate this bully-trope, but with them, I kinda enjoyed it. Perhaps because Jooha always looked like a hurting puppy. Overall the homophobia in this one is strong and I think it is interesting to see them deal with their own feelings. Internal and external homophobia is such a big thing in all their stories and I wish they had more time to show the developement from hating themselves to loving the other person and themselves. But in my opinion they made a good story and a good show. I like it very much. And what was that kiss in the end? Wow!
A good 9 out of 10 for.
To Be Continued 🇹🇭
I really like this one! I read some comments that the reason they never got together was just stupid, but from their perspective I can understand why they reacted how they reacted. They were young and unsure what to do and what all of this meant for them and their friendship. What I liked about the show was the present and past scenes. We learned so much about their past and the scenes fitted perfectly. It was a really good series and I am glad I waited to binge it. Guess I come back to this one from time to time. Rewatch value is there. And those two have really good chemistry!
A good 9 out of 10 for me.
Movie
Short Film
Dropped in April
We are 🇹🇭
I dropped this after the first half of the first episode. There are a few reasons for that. First, I need some shows to binge on lonely sundays. And second, I just don't feel like watching this one. It was so quirky for me. Not my kinf od humor right now.
Looking forward to in April
Love is like a cat - Trailer (Apr 1st)
We are - Trailer (Apr 3rd)
Memory in a letter - Trailer (Apr 6th)
Grey Shelter (Apr 11th)
Kare no Iru Seikatsu - Trailer (Apr 12th)
The Spirealm (Apr 15th)
Boys be brave! (Apr 25th)
25 Ji, Akasaka de (Apr 19th)
Kimi to Yukite Saku: Shinsengumi Seishunroku (Apr 25th)
My Stand-In - Trailer (Apr 26th)
Zettai BL ni Naru Sekai VS Zettai BL ni Naritakunai Otoko 2024
Knock Knock, Boys - Trailer
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A Fair Warning
It was only a matter of time, and a long awaited and well deserved comeuppance, when Joker tried to hurt the wrong person or people.
Not everyone was going to play his games like 'Batsy' does. Not everyone will hesitate or let him live should he put his hands on someone to hurt them. Not everyone will believe Arkham could 'fix' him, he just needed more time and help.
No.
This time Joker bit off more than he could chew when he kidnapped the newly hired Arkham psychiatrist Jasmine Fenton (and he had plans, so many plans, for her. With her mixture of Harley's mind and her looks matching Gordon's daughter would sure to cause some chaos and pain in memories) and the girl's visiting sister Danielle 'Ellie' (and did he laugh when he noticed the 'Wayne' adoptive looks the girl had, on the fun he'll have, maybe he'll beat her the way he beat the second Robin just for funzie's, it'll no doubt upset Batman) from Jasmine's apartment.
He had plans to keep the Bats guessing where he was and by the time they reach him it'll be far to late for them to save either of the two girls, he had just sent the little video he taped to the Bats and the police to get the ball rolling...
So...
So why did a shiver run down his spine for the first time in years when they both looked unafraid (it was their eyes that made him shiver, a look of already dead yet somehow alive, something he never seen before. He's seen the light fade from people's eyes before yes, he's even laughed as he watch people desperately cling onto life only for it to fade into nothing as they took a final breath but never have he seen someone, something alive yet dead at the same time before. It, their eyes, held a natural yet unnatural sense as they stared at him, stared at everything that made him Joker and it unnerved him), honestly they looked very bored, and one of them (the youngest of the two, and the one with more of the look of death than life in their eyes) said with a chill tune in their tone.
"Last chance to back out of this Freakshows Reject. You wont like what'll be waiting for you."
The tone alone was enough to send another bone deep chill down Joker's spine.
But instead of listening to his natural instincts, the deep inkling of run blaring at him, Joker merely placed a grin on his face, ignoring the strain he felt from doing so, and said as nastily as he could in order to scare the two girls (BOTH OF THEM STILL LOOKED BORED WITH HIM?!?! Not even a twitch of fear!)
"OH? And pray tell what is awaiting little ol' me hum?"
His mocking question got a wide feral grin from the smaller girl, a grin with sharp teeth and iris eyes beginning to bleed slowly from sky blue to neon green with each second he stared at her and he barely stopped himself from jumping in his spot when Jasmine answered his question.
"Your end."
-x-x-
By the time the Bats get to the warehouse Joker had taken Dr. Jasmine 'Jazz' Fenton and Danielle 'Ellie' Fenton they were prepared for anything and everything to go wrong. As much as they held the tiniest bit of hope that the two young women were still okay they knew better than to really do, this was the Joker that had them after all.
They had manged to narrow down his location much quicker than normal when they gotten Joker's first video and his little 'game' he was setting the Bats on, most locations he gave them were going to be red herrings or traps to keep them busy and it would had worked. Batman and the others would had been searching for hours for even a hint of the clue of where the Joker and his hostages were actually being kept.
It was nearly, not really, a shame all of Joker's plans went to waste when Red Hood had stumbled onto something when scooping out Jasmine's apartment with Red Robin.
You see, not only were they looking for clues at first but something about the apartment Jasmine rented seemed off, Red Robin noticed it first and called in back up encase there was more to oldest Fenton than what they could dig up (oldest daughter of Dr's. Jackson and Madeline Fenton, grew up in a small Illinois town, straight A student and a goal to become a psychologist, has two younger siblings, etc etc) and their suspension raised up more when the moment Red Hood entered the apartment and seemed to freeze for a moment.
Red Hood couldn't really explain it but he said it felt like something was... strange. Not evil bad danger strange but it felt familiar? Like he was a kid again on the streets and had walked into someone else's territory but knew the person wouldn't be too much of a hardass about it as long as he didn't stur up trouble or disrespect. A kind of... as long as you don't fuck around you won't find out feeling.
It was because of this feeling that Jason had manged to stumble across something in the room, his instincts telling him there was more to it, and they had discovered a clunky old custom PDA hidden away in a false floorboard in the office room. Thankfully Red Robin, was there in person because the old thing apparently had a rather ingenious firewall to keep others (aka Hackers) OUT but it did nothing against someone who held the main thing.
But still it took Red Robin almost frying the damn thing to get to open up, turns out the ghost and star stickers on the PDA was a rather large hint of the pass code. Once Red Robin was in the PDA he noticed some rather interesting files, one of them labeled "Gremlin Tracking" with a tiny green blob with red eyes and a green outlined star as the icons.
Curiosity taking a hold on the most curious of the Bats he opened it up, hoping it would need another password, and watched as the screen split into two maps, one was... strange, there was no land marks or anything but the star icon seemed to be right in the middle of wherever it was and the only hint of anything was the name "baby brother" and the map labeled as IR.
The other one showed an above map of Gotham, before zooming into the city, heading towards some abandoned warehouses Red Robin knew of and stopped right at one. This was the green blob icon, the short abbreviation for Gotham in the corner of the map, and the name for the icon was 'baby sister'
Red Robin immediately got onto coms to tell the others of what apparently was a tracker for Jasmine's younger siblings. Some questioned why the young woman had trackers on her siblings, though some of the others snarked back that "oh didn't know keeping trackers on each other wasn't normal. Mind if I loose the one you got on me than?"
After a quick sweep into the warehouses camera feeds, the very few up that could be accessed, done by Oracle they quickly discovered that yes the tracking on the younger girl of the two, Danielle Fenton, was correct and that was where they and Joker were at.
Despite this, Batman decided that in order to make sure Joker didn't have suspicion that they already know his actual location he made sure to send a few of the others to the fake locations.
So here they were now, staking out the warehouse where they could see a few of the Jokers goons walking around and looking for a way into the building without alerting any of them. As they talked low into coms, Robin mentioning a possible way in for Red Robin by how small it was, Red Robin hissing back a "just because you got a growth spurt doesn't mean you can poke fun at my height you little-"
"Wait!" Red Hood suddenly hissed shouted, his tone startling the rest of them and they all turned their heads to him. Batman made a quick and harsh grunt as a way to say "report."
Under his helmet Jason's eyes were wide and wild. He could feel something, something huge was on the rise, like something was out of sight but the energy of it was felt.
And if Jason could feel it from his spot, the Jokers goons all felt the same thing from the way they all dropped their weapons, turned toward the warehouse and looked ready to bolt like scared animals.
Jason opened his mouth to explain but fell silent when the feeling suddenly popped. Whatever was causing the feeling was here and like the calm before the storm he could only watch as the first drop of rain fall.
The next thing they know, was the noise and the screaming.
It was inhuman, a mixture of noise and sounds to hard to explain. The closest they could explain was a thousand voices coming in all at once mixing with radio static that kept changing volume so only few words could be even hinted at, and the angry cawing of crows along with the flapping of their wings as they took flight. The noise was so bad that many who heard it nearly ripped their coms out, or covered their ears. Thankfully it only lasted a few seconds.
Then, the air itself shifted. It felt like the coldest of winter nights and bone chilling shivers ran down their bodies for a moment. The air was suddenly that sharp cold that hurt to breathe sometimes.
The goons surrounding the warehouse fled in fear. Many scrambling to get far, far away from whatever was happening. If they felt even a fraction of what Jason could feel, he could understand. He honestly felt like a small animal cornered by a predator and there was no escape.
Then just as suddenly as it happened, everything shifted again. The noise of Gotham returned to normal, cars honking, a stray cat hissing or a dog barking, police sirens in the distance, hissing steam from a nearby factory. The air went from winter cold to a chill mid winter harbor feel now.
Once everyone registered what had just happened and not wanting to waste anymore time they bolted towards the warehouse, cautious and alert in case they needed to fight. Batman went in first, quickly making his way to the area he knew Joker would be with the Fenton sisters and wondered just what the fuck was that? Did Joker do something? Was he messing with things outside of his usual MO?!
He walked into the room and stopped.
There was nothing.
The room was in fact the room Joker had used to record his first message to them, the layout was correct and the evidence of two people who had been tied up were still there as well, ropes that weren't cut sitting on them, a lone lamp light above shining down from above no doubt to emphasize the two girls were meant to be the 'stars' of Jokers latest show. Thing was, the two weren't there despite the fact Oracle swore she could see them a few mins ago from a camera set up in the room, she would later explain that she heard the noise as well and that all her tech had glitched hard.
The only other thing in the room was, sitting innocently on one of the chairs was a green sticky note and on a tiny pillow was a tiny sickly green orb with hints of purple, white, and red swirling in it.
A note they would later read the following message written on it after carefully examining it over.
'Joker learned not to touch what is mine to protect. Sorry not sorry, but hey one less killer clown and he was warned not my fault he didn't take it seriously... The massive amount of souls wanting to rip apart the Joker's soul into nothing was quite a sight to be honest.
They were so ruthless. Best not mess with the vengeful dead am I right?
PS. I left a tiny gift for Jason Todd aka Robin Two. It's the tiniest piece of Joker's soul left over after everyone else got done. He can finish it off since he's a reverent and all, and well they need their revenge filled in order to peacefully move on later or else they'll be stuck forever in a loop of madness and revenge. So yeah. Hope he likes the gift.'
D.P.'
It took Jason less than a second after those words were spoken out to reach for the orb, ignoring the cautious and alarmed cries of the others, and could feel deep, deep, deep in his own soul the absolute pure weeping joy as he threw the orb onto the floor, the bottom shattering thus it didn't roll away and stomped hard with his reinforced boots. Crushing the broken orb into more pieces and if one listened closely they could hear the pure screaming terror that came from it.
And Jason for the first time in years felt his rage finally leave him.
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