#bobfloydsbabe 🪩

[attapullman]

Last time it was 8 am thots, now get ready for 2 am thots.

We are flipping the tables, so I wish you would write a fic where... Reader walks in on neighbor!Bob getting himself off and moaning her name 😏

The morning thots always take me to horny jail. And I would like to live here permanently. 18+ go away minors

Because while neighbor!Bob takes his time watching before joining in, Reader has ZERO self control when it comes to the sweet neighbor man stroking that perfect cock.

You have dinner plans that night - he's promised he's going to make his mom's lasagna - and you're not due over for another hour and a half. just enough time for him to finish prepping the ingredients and get himself off once. It's been a week since he's had you and he needs to prepare himself if he's going to have you all the ways he wants.

However...you've finished work and showered, and there isn't much to do at home. You would rather sit in Bob's breakfast nook and talk about your weeks than be in your lonely kitchen. So you sneak over in your usual fashion, darting between your yards and climbing up the steps to his kitchen door. It's unlocked like it has been for months now, an unspoken symbol that you're welcome over whenever you'd like.

He's not in the kitchen, and the living room is dark. Maybe he's showering? You start down the hallway, admiring the knick knacks he's acquired over the years. And then you hear it.

It's downright illegal the way he's moaning your name, unmuffled as he pants into the open air. Eyes squeezed shut as he hastily jerks his cock, practically blurring with how fast he's trying to cum. A bead of sweat along his temple. Chest red and heaving. Looks more destroyed than when he's been in drills all day, amped up and rushing for relief.

He's delicious. And while you want to photograph every inch of him, commit it to memory...it's been a week.

Bob's so close to cumming, the memory of you warming his cock last weekend while you jointly finished the sudoku spurring him on. He's almost there...almost...

His eyes wrench open to you replacing his fist with yours, devilish smile upon your lips. Nearly distracting him from how you've stripped yourself bare, knees on either side of his hips, fingers aching to hold him.

"Mind if I hop on?"

Oh Helena, YOUR THOTS ARE THE BEST! EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU HELENA!

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #neighbor!bob #bob floyd smut

[laracrofted]

𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐄!

my birthday is next week, and i'd love to celebrate with y'all so from now until May 20, i'd love for you to send one of the below requests into my inbox 🩵

prompts – send in a smut (here, here, here, here, and here) or fluff prompt and a character i write for. and if you're not sure, you can look at my masterlist. (you're also welcome to request these for one of my existing universes, i.e. batman bob, rockstar rhett, supernova natasha and bob, etc.) dealer's choice drabbles – ask me to write a drabble of my choice for one of my ongoing or completed fics. mini playlists – send me a 🪩 and a word/phrase/character and i'll make a mini playlist for you. made-up fics – send in a character and (a) an au, (b) a romance trope, or (c) a Taylor Swift song and i'll say what i'd write. mood boards – mutuals only, send me a 🍾 and i'll make you a mood board for a character and vibe of your choice.

if you have any questions or have a fun idea that's not on the list, please send me an ask. and also, be patient with me because i'm just a girl 😌 minors and ageless blogs dni as usual, but otherwise, open to everyone.

so excited to celebrate with y'all!

tagging some mutuals for posterity: @callsignspark @theharddeck @sometimesanalice @gretagerwigsmuse @withahappyrefrain @lewmagoo @rhettabbotts @ryebecca @roosterbruiser @attapullman @bobfloydsbabe @sebsxphia @bradshawsbaby

#posting at 10 PM because i am having a day and i have to go into the office tomorrow #love y'all 🫶🏻 please send in requests #also i'm so proud of the header 😌 #birthday 🪩 celly

[t-nd-rfoot]

BIRTHDAY BASH

The clock has struck 12 which means it's officially my birthday! I wasn't planning on doing anything, but since I was able to get some time off from work for the day, I thought I could celebrate with all of you 💜🩵🩷✨

Pick a party zone, send it to my inbox, and I'll meet you there!

PHOTO BOOTH 📸 ⎯ send me a character from the guest list below and a word/phrase/prompt/idea of your choice and I'll create a moodboard for it

DANCE FLOOR 🪩 ⎯ send me a character from the guest list below I'll give you a song to dance to with them

DESSERT TABLE 🎂 ⎯ send me a character from the guest list below and a word/phrase/prompt/idea of your choice and I'll create a drabble or headcanon for it

GUEST LIST ⎯ Top Gun: Maverick Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw, Jake 'Hangman' Seresin, Javy 'Coyote' Machado, Mickey 'Fanboy' Garcia, Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace, Reuben 'Payback' Fitch, Robert 'Bob' Floyd ⎯ Marvel Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Joaquin Torres

⎯ Other Characters Rhett Abbott (Outer Range), Harrison Knott (Press Play), Captain Syverson (Sand Castle), August Walker (Mission: Impossible - Fallout), Evan 'Buck' Buckley (9-1-1), Nick Fowler (The 355)

I'll be accepting requests till May 18th! Please note I don't accept full smut requests and anything with dark themes. Minors DNI. And if you sent in a request prior to this, I'll be sharing them as well alongside these ✨

Enjoy the party!

OPEN PARTY INVITE (aka no pressure tags!) @natrace @theroyssroman @demxters @hangmanbrainrot @a-reader-and-a-writer @rassvetsky @lewmagoo @rhettabbotts @bobfloydsbabe @laracrofted @footprintsinthesxnd @autumntouched @nobody7102 @notroosterbradshaw @babyonboardfloyd @thesluttyarchivist @jackiequick @mothdruid @sebsxphia and anyone else who wants to join!

#bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #mickey fanboy garcia #natasha phoenix trace #reuben payback fitch #robert bob floyd #steve rogers #bucky barnes #joaquin torres #rhett abbott #harrison knott #captain syverson #august walker #evan buck buckley #nick fowler

[attapullman]

I'm sorry you're having a shitty day. Sending you good vibes 💕

I'm back to talk about neighbor!bob walking in on you moaning his name. I imagine he comes home for his lunch break and doesn't really think much of his door being unlocked. He’s getting himself some water in the kitchen when he hears something, sounds like someone in pain at first. Walking through the house, he realizes it’s you whimpering and moaning as he gets closer to the bedroom door. He pushes the door open and finds you sprawled out on top of the comforter, rubbing furious circles on your clit. Eyes closed and head tossed back in pleasure. He's hard instantly, sweat breaking out on his brow. Then you moan his name, and he can't help but be a little shit and say "yes, darlin'?" Your eyes shoot open, and well, let's just say that Bob eats you out like his life depends on it. Then he fucks you for good measure. It's the best lunch break surprise ever, for him and for you.

I'll see myself out 🫡

Aw, Helena! Sometimes the planets align with crap and you just gotta ride the wave.

ACK!! This thot has not left my mind and let me tell you, it's delicious. The idea of him being like "what's that?" only to get the incredible view of you naked on the bed moaning his name? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Head empty, just thoughts of him leaning against the doorframe lazily jerking his cock watching...

Before he heads back out you're offering to make him a sandwich or something since he didn't get to have lunch, and he gives you a little wink and kiss, saying, "Oh, I ate plenty, baby."

Neighbor!Bob please come be my neighbor!!

Thank you for your neighbor!Bob thots, they are what give me life 🫶

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #neighbor!bob

[attapullman]

Oh, we’re celebrating Lew’s birthday? As we should. Here’s a collection of pics of him that makes brain brrr….

And of course, one of him as Bobby, which is when we all fell in love with him

The brain right now: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

My dear Helena, you understand the brain rot so well. I still have not recovered from Shot Glass Tongue Lew and your reminder is always welcome.

Bless our birthday boy for keeping us drooling after all these years (and will for many years to come)!

#lew birthday sleepover celebration #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #lewis pullman

[attapullman]

Your trademark neighbor!Bob and stats!Bob. It’s also being a good and attentive friend, and checking in with them even though it put you in tumblr jail for a bit 😘✨

MAY MY LEGACY BE THE TIME I WAS THROWN IN JAIL FOR BEING A GOOD FRIEND

Listen, if I could have any threesome it's absolutely with neighbor!Bob and stats!Bob and I'm so glad I will forever be known by these two insanely sweet men 😍

Love you to bits, Helena! I will always check in on you, even if staff believe that is a jailable offense.

what's my trademark™️?

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #ask game

[attapullman]

I don't do anon, so I'm just going to straight up demand you tell me about Neighbor!Bob part 3. Pls. I need to know, Morgan.

Your demand is my command!

Pt. 3 centers on you and Neighbor!Bob as you navigate being in a relationship that is a secret. You're more established (vs. the one month in of Pt. 2) and more feelings = more complicated.

Some highlights? Almost being caught out by a neighbor, a Spring weekend getaway, and the most touchy, horny, love drunk Bob (😫)

A teaser (just for you, mwah!) that I may have shared before:

One lucky glance and the neighborhood gossip will be yelling down the street that he’s holding used panties at eight in the morning on your front stoop. 

ANONYMOUSLY ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY FICS!

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #neighbor!bob #ask game

[attapullman]

I wish you’d write a fic where… neighbor!Bob comes home and finds you moaning his name while masturbating 🙊

HELENA!

I need this, and I know I'm going to have to write it, but I NEED THIS

Going to go have violent fantasties of neighbor!Bob saying, "I can help you with that" the rest of the day brb

🫠

Thank you for this delicious fic idea, it has absolutely ruined me...

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #neighbor!bob

[attapullman]

honesty hour: stats!bob or neighbor!bob? 😈

First off, how dare you, Satan 😤

I feel like I’m murdering my first born child, but…stats!Bob 😬

honesty hour: ask me anything!

#yes i did have to go run errands to contemplate my full pro con list #but neither has cons #letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #neighbor!bob #stats!bob

[attapullman]

It’s past midnight in my part of the world, which can only mean one thing…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MO 🎉✨🍰

Your friendship and kindness means the world to me, and I hope you have the best birthday ever with all the love and celebrations you deserve. Love you 💕

Ahhh!! Thank you Helena!

Your friendship means so much to me! I actually just looked back and I made this account on my half birthday 🤭 so thank you for contributing to six months of making this a fun and safe space for me to wild out!

Shall be celebrating hard enough for everyone in this damn fandom 😬

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #helena is the absolute sweetest and i love her

[attapullman]

🌸 and 🧩 for the writers truth or dare asks ✨

Helena, my love!

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

Oh, look, an opportunity for me to talk about Teddy even more!

bonus: baby Ted

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Oof, many things (bad grammar, all lowercase as starts) but the thing that will always get me immediately out of there is when the first two paragraphs are just setting a scene without any sort of imagery (i.e. you've been dating Bob for two months and you met at a bakery) there's no hook to it!

writer's truth & dare ask game

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #truth & dare #teddy valentine

[attapullman]

could i trouble you for a moodboard, my dear 🐮

send me a 🐮 and i will refresh my pinterest and give u my first four pics as a random moodboard

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #pinterest moodboard ask game

[attapullman]

Could I mayhaps trouble you for a playlist? Love you!

But of course! 😘😘

H - Hey Now (Matt and Kim)

E - End Up Here (5SOS)

L - Lovefool (The Cardigans)

E - Everywhere (Niall Horan)

N - Never Go Wrong (Nicky Youre)

A - Around U (Ellie Goulding)

send your name and i'll make a playlist!

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #ask game

[attapullman]

I don’t do anonymous, so I’ll tell you my honest opinion with my whole damn chest. Here it is…

YOU’RE A GODDAMN SUPERSTAR AND THE BEST HYPE PERSON A GAL COULD ASK FOR

^ me to you 😘

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #MWAH MWAH MY LOVE

[attapullman]

I may be half a world away, but I will put whale boy through hell for hurting you. All I want is five minutes alone with him in a room with no cameras 😡

♥️♥️ just tell me when to cut the cctv

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩

[attapullman]

⭐️ ☕️ 🍬 ☀️ – just popping in to share these 🧡

I love a drive-by Helena pop in! I would love to drink tea with you in the sunshine and talk Bobby whenever 😚

emoji game

#letters to mo #bobfloydsbabe 🪩 #emoji game