For Classical Branch AU, Is Brozone ever gonna know what “dear brother” is ever gonna mean? How would they react?
Yeah they eventually find out. I imagine to all Classical Trolls, seeing the four of them bask in the "praise" of being 'dear brother' gives them the most dreadful second-hand embarrassment they've ever experienced. Someone eventually has to put an end to the madness.
I don't think they believe it at first, and turn to Branch.
Bruce: Bitty that's not true, is it? Dear Brother is a compliment?
Branch: I believe you meant to say 'Branch', and if you must split hairs, 'dear brother' is neither a compliment nor an insult but an honorific.
Clay: Explain it like we're five.
Branch: That was the explanation suitable for five year olds.
Clay: Explain it like we're all John Dory
Branch: It's a term of endearment befitting the fact you are strangers to me.
Branch: Sorry, you said John Dory. Ahem.
Branch: It's a polite way of calling you 'brothers who I have not seen in twenty-four years'.
I heard that in one the Trolls series’s Branch and Grandma Rosiepuff would do puzzles together so I thought it be cute if one of the first times they do it it’s a Brozone puzzle
Ablaze to other trolls: we have come to the conclusion that the only trickee has not died yet from all the stupid shit is because the Reaper/death has to face off a pissed off branch and no one wants to face a piss off branch
Branch to kismet,brozone, and snack pack: I have been to hell and back. While I was there Satan started to cry because he was not ready to give up the throne.
Branch to brozone and kismet: I wanna kill someone
Brozone worried JD: I don't think that's a good plan there bud
Bruce: yeah what if you get caught not going to bail you out
Kismet already doing a check list
Hype: I got us alibis
Boom: I've got the clean supplies and gloves
Trickee: i know where to hide a body
Ablaze: I got the tools
Kismet: now who are we hitting
Branch with tiers in his eyes: this is why I love you guys. Let's go
Honestly part of me is wondering about starting a little petition for DreamWorks to Bring Kismet back in the future literally just to throw shade on Bro zone 😂😂even if its just for a Brief little scene it'd feel so Cathartic and also be pretty Hilarious seeing the Brothers as well as Branch himself maybe just try to awkwardly laugh it off like it's a Joke even tho it clearly isn't tbh I could happily watch a whole movie of just pettiness between the two boy bands.
plus we gotta get confirmation on Branch's Relationship with his other Band be it found family or just close friendship either one works for me I just need it confirmed 😭😭.
John Dory and Floyd find out Classical Branch is an etiquette teacher and decide to have him teach them as an attempt to bond with him. Branch quickly becomes frustrated because they aren't just getting it!
Branch: My dear brothers, I never thought I would say this... But it seems not everyone can learn proper etiquette.
Floyd: That's fair.
John Dory: *offended sounds*
(I'm sorry for all of the anonymous Classical Branch questions I've been sending you, but it's your fault I got it in my brain. LOL)
The brothers give it the old college try.
John Dory absolutely... sucks at it. Ironically he's the one who is actually genuinely trying the hardest.
Floyd is polite, which gives the impression he knows what he's doing, but in terms of technical skill he's terrible.
Clay is nailing the technical skills but his conversational skills are abysmal.
Bruce either doesn't bother or absolutely nails it, I can't decide which but he's some extreme. I'm of the opinion he doesn't even try and uses childrens tea party etiquette and his 'Wet William' voice to say stuff like "Excuseth me, dearest breathren, might I have a spot of tea".
Branch throws a piano at him for that.
(Never apologize I love getting Classical Branch questions)
Branch: Okay, who ate all the powdered sugar donuts I bought for Poppy?
Floyd: Not me.
Clay: I didn't.
Bruce: Nope.
they all turn to John Dory who is completely covered in powdered sugar
John Dory: I didn't, man, I don't even like powdered sugar. I hate it when people just don't admit to something, it's so annoying. Just admit you did something wrong, we won't hate you or anything! coughs from all the powdered sugar in his face I mean, like...I don't even like donuts.