#but daruk ahh

[some-internet-stranger]

The champions!

#this took forEVER to make #ok ok it was like 4 hours #but still #love them so much ahh #WHY IS DARUK SO HARD TO DRAW THO #like I thought Revali was a challenge #and he was dont get me wrong #but daruk ahh #maybe i should practice drawing non human characters more often??? #huh well whatevs #zelda #botw #tloz #fanart #mipha #urbosa #revali #daruk #botw champions

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Ooooh, any chance at all of getting a story to do with Kohga in a vai outfit? Being slutty or otherwise? 😱

Ahh i take it this is based off of that one piece that i had on the blog right? It got taken down, but I'll do some writing in memorial

(Also rip to @ficti0nalskelet0n who got sent to horny jail for our sins)

"Fresh mushrooms! Seal pops! Sugarcane muffins!"

It was hard to ignore the constant cries for attention from the merchants at their booths. Once a year, the Gerudo people hosted a festival right outside the city; known as the thunder festival. It was meant to show gratefulness towards the thing their land was known for; the power of thunder. Passed down from chief to chief, it was something the Gerudo gave thanks for. So much so, the festival was held outside the city, letting all kinda partake.

And of course, Sooga was with the princess, as well as the champions, and even the king (who was currently pitching woo and some young looking thing that he SWORE looked familiar). He'd include his Master, but he commanded him to stick with the group while he went off to Ganon knows where. Sooga HATED being at parties without Kohga. So many women ogled him, and he was quite uncomfortable.

"Relax. Anyone tries touching you, I'll claw their eyes out."

Sooga looked down at Revali. If it wasn't Link or Teba, or even Sidon, it was Revali who acted as his friend. Sooga chuckled.

"Thank you. Thats nice. I uhm...feel myself being looked at."

He tried not to look at one of the women who was making...gestures with their hands. Suffice to say, he had to cross his arms over his chest. Revali chuckled, nudging him with his shoulder.

"Shame on Kohga, leaving you to fend yourself. Like a lamb amongst wolves."

"I'm...sure he had some reason for leaving."

"Uh huh. Look, I'll take care of you until he comes back for you. Why don't we get you a drink? You look suffering in this heat."

Revali walked him to some stand, and after one look at him, the vai chuckled, damn near swooning at the sight of Sooga.

"Ah, Vasaaq~. I take it you two are thirsty? What are you into? Melons? I have quite the sweet pair right-"

Revali stepped in front of him, exhaling sharply from his beak.

"Apple juice is fine. Extra ice. And please make it quick, I am NOT a patient bird."

Sooga half expected a cat fight (bird fight??)between them, but was relief when she pulled away, going to get their juice. Sooga chuckled.

"You looked ready to butcher her."

"I was tempted. But for you, I decided to be a civil bird."

Revali lightly patted at his tit (for straight reasons), before she returned with two large classes of apple juice; with plenty of crushed ice, and garnished with cool safflinas. Revali paid for them, and grabbed both their drinks, turning heel as he handed Sooga his.

"Thank you kindly."

Revali nodded as he took a sip. Sooga followed suit, only to frown.

"Revali, can I trade you straws? I believe mine has a hole in it somewhere."

"You want to...trade straws?"

Revali looked confused, before his eyes locked onto the straw. Sooga shook his head.

"I tried to suck on it, but nothing. It is fine though, you paid for these, it's not fair to-"

"Trade. Now."

Oddly commanding. They traded straws, and Sooga almost felt bad, letting Revali suck in vain at the straw. HE needed it because of his mask, but why did Revali need to keep trying so much? He was about to ask, when Riju suddenly grabbed at his hand, yanking at his free hand.

"Sooga! Enough squawking with Revali! We need to go dance!"

Sooga barely had enough time to have Revali hold his drink, before he was dragged to the dancing group of people. Stone slabs made a makeshift stage, but amongst the sand, were MANY a person dancing with their respective partners. Daruk danced (tried to anyway) with Mipha, Teba danced with Sidon- it was a charming sight, amongst the many veiled ladies. He never liked women, but he did appreciate such pretty clothes. Riju yanked him towards the stage, only to ditch him for the sake of joining her mother.

He couldn’t blame her. Though, now he was vulnerable, already getting looks from the vai without partners. He thought about ditching this whole thing, when someone grabbed his hand. He immediately wanted to recoil, thinking it was a woman, when their eyes met. Red veil covered their face, highlighting a rather...stunning set of eyes.

"Hey. You don't look like you're taken. Mind if I borrow you?"

Something about them was...familiar. He couldn’t figure it out, but something about them was alluring. Maybe it was their big, full tummy. He nodded.

"I would...be honored."

"Thought so. Let's go pretty boy!"

He watched their hair bounce as they peeled him away from the single ladies, and onto the dance floor. Gerudo dancing was different from Hylian dancing; it involved less focus on the legs, and more on both the stomach, and the hands. And his partner knew EXACTLY how to move. They moved flawlessly to the music, in sync with their fellow Gerudo. The Gerudo dance was meant to tempt and entice their partner, and suffice to say, he was enticed.

Their belly swayed to and fro, and like a pendulum swaying in the hands of a master, Sooga was under their control. It was why, when the dance finally ended, with the Gerudo women being in the arms of their partners, Sooga didn't push them away. Their belly pressed against his, his hand supporting their upper thigh. Their eyes met, and Sooga was met with an unfortunate situation; he was INCREDIBLY attracted to whoever this was.

"You want me so bad, you look dumb. Come on~"

Suddenly Sooga was being pulled away from the crowd, and behind some building, he was suddenly shoved against a wall. Their hands wandered his frame, up his hips, right till they got to his tits.

"W-wait-"

"Shh. You're horny as shit, let me take care of you~"

He wanted them to touch him. Absolutely. But he would NOT be unfaithful. He grabbed their hands, pushing them away.

"I apologize. Truly. You are beautiful. But I am promised to another."

They blinked, as if not understanding, before they tore their hands away, and revealed their face.

"Sooga you fucking idiot thats ME."

"Master Kohga?! You're wearing this? Whatever for?"

"Its SUPPOSED to be sexy. You telling me you didn't know it was with ME?!"

Sooga was expecting anger, but instead, he received a hearty laugh.

"What's...funny?"

"You didn't even need to know it was ME, and yet, I was the ONLY wanted you wanted out there! Oh that's so stupid and sweet. Come here you, let me kiss you and your stupid face."

Kohga pushed his mask up a bit, and smooched him, right on his stupid lips. The kiss didn't last very long though, and Kohga found himself on his knees, pulling at Sooga’s belt in order to pull out his cock.

"W-wait what are you doing? What if someone sees us? We aren't exactly concealed-"

"Oh my god you're no fun-look, here."

Kohga put the cloth over his his cock, gesturing to him, as if he was a genius.

"Master Kohga this doesn't really-"

He was suddenly silenced by his lips around his head. Sooga wished he had more willpower to say no, but holy SHIT his Master had just...such a lovely mouth. He put his hand on his head, using the other to try to grip onto the wall behind him.

"I...s-suppose I can't very well tell you no, can I?"

Kohga chuckled as he pulled back a bit, probably because he really did find Sooga’s words amusing. Sooga checked the corner for a second, trying to see if anyone was looking. No one yet. But it'd be so easy to get caught. Someone, anyone to turn the corner and catch them-

"FUCK!!-"

Kohga apparently didn't like the fact that he was paranoid. He had suddenly taken him in fully, till he felt himself hit the back of his throat. Even Kohga didn't go this quickly. It'd normally take Sooga out of it, but something about them being able to get caught, something about the way the way the sun shined through the thin cloth; helping Sooga see the way his thick tongue savored his tongue.

"Alright. If you want me, you will have me."

Sooga grabbed his head with both hands, and after bucking his hips into his throat, he came. It felt good, watching as Kohga kept his eyes on him, the entire time he emptied down his throat. Sooga finally let go to let Kohga pull away, and Sooga tried not to be aroused by seeing the cum drip onto the sand below. Kohga chuckled.

"Take it you like this outfit, eh big guy?"

"I...I do. I should buy you more. In different colors. Maybe some earrings."

"Well I mean, if you INSIST."

Kohga chuckled, getting up, wrapping his arms around his neck, and pressing his lips against his. Even through the cloth, Sooga could still taste the bit of cum from his Master's mouth.

"Sooga what the hell has been-oh."

Revali stopped in place upon seeing them mid make out. Kohga pulled away from the kiss, resting his head on Sooga’s chest.

"Revali. So sweet of you for checking up on my man here. You got him all nice and warmed up for me, really appreciate it."

Revali glared him down for a second, before scoffing, and leaving. Sooga coiled a strand of his hair in between his finger.

"You don't like him looking at me, do you?"

"Absolutely the fuck not. You're mine, bird brain can suck it."

"I thought you DIDN'T want him to do that?"

"....I'm so fucking in love with you."

#asks #Kohga #Sooga #Lemon #revali #revali be trying to slide into the dms #nah bitch that ass is kohga property

[cassarilladraws]

For the ask game! Fandom: The Legend of Zelda? I know it's kinda a big one so you can narrow it down to one game or whatever if you want :)

Ahh! I love this series so much! The first character I first fell in love with: Twilight Princess Link The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Midna, at first she was annoying but as the game went on I loved her more and more. Now she's one of my favorite characters ever! The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Hmmm... I can't think of any in particular The character I love that everyone else hates: Daruk, I don't think many people hate him necessarily, but I feel like he's not as loved as the other champions The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Can't think of any here either. The character I would totally smooch: TP Link, if he were my age. The character I’d want to be like: Kass or Pikango from BOTW I want to travel around and make art and music! The character I’d slap: Ganondorf, Specifically from Wind Waker idk A pairing that I love: SS Zelink or TP Midlink I also like MidZel from TP A pairing that I despise: Ganondorf with either Link or Zelda ick.

#Thank you! #give me a fandom and I'll answer these questions #ask game #legend of zelda #zelda

[princesiidons]

@rileyjustin replied to your post “Ahh only if you’re sure!! It was about something in Mipha’s diary,...”

She was talking about the picture they all took together. Daruk pulled them all closer together at the last second.

@lakeeffectkkid here you go!

#rileyjustin #sounds about right to me #lakeeffectkkid #champion's ballad spoilers

[totk-headcanons]

How would the champions (+ Zelda) react to children wanting to be like them when they grow up?

Link

- he gets it a lot from both children and adults (”I hope my child grows up to be just like you!”) he’s always so flattered to hear it no matter how many times he hears it

- he’ll kneel down to the kid’s level and look them in the eyes as they confess their admiration in him and he’ll either give them a nice snack or find in his knapsack to give them some inspiration

- tousles their hair and shoots them a thumbs up. “i’m counting on you!!”

Zelda

- she’s so happy to hear this. as a child growing into a young woman, she was told by no other than her father that the kingdom had their doubts in her as their ruler. to hear that she has regained the confidence and trust in her people makes her heart ache in happiness

- it brings her to tears that she fights back until they part ways. she’s worked so hard to get here and it was a hard journey

- handles it elegantly with poise and dignity, igniting a deeper love within the children

Urbosa

- it catches her off guard, so she stammers a bit when she gives her thanks

- she’s kinda...awkward with the delivery too. “I-- thank you. Gerudo women are-- we all-- we are raised as warriors from young kids.”

- after she elicits a chuckle or two from zelda and the other champions, urbosa decides to leave it at a simple “you can be anything you set your mind on.” and leaves with her face buried in her palm in embarrassment

Daruk

- hands them his boulder breaker and lets them try to pick it up. he gives a hearty laugh and pats them on the back

- “work hard, little one! its not easy being a champion, but it is a ton of fun!”

- will also visit the kid often to see if they’re actively practicing or not losing determination. may even give personal training

Mipha

- politely and respectfully smiles, gives her thanks, and bows

- she’s kind of shy, so she doesn’t try to linger and attempts to leave it at that, but she was told it may come off as rude or insincere

- with that said, she asked link to help her from time to time. link will brag about her in front of her, making her blush and fall for him more, but in the end the kid wants to be like her even more! “I didn’t know miss mipha was so cool!!!”

Revali

- LOVES to be complimented so we all know he’s pretty self indulgent when the kid shares his admiration with him

- he milks the praises and shows off his bow and his poses, eliciting cheers and “ahh”s

- doesn’t forget to make it about the kid too, though. he’ll share tips and wisdom he has for shooting a bow and being an effective warrior in battle. “I look forward to working with you in the future.”

[mod makar]

#headcanons #link #zelda #urbosa #daruk #mipha #revali #mod makar #Anonymous

[infinite-scratch]

Daruk: I’m in the mood for some rockroast for lunch. Urbosa: I’m feel like some wildberry tarts. Revali: I want apple pie. A whole apple pie. Mipha: I wouldnt mind some cooked salmon. Link: Shh. Too much noice will ruin the souffle. Revali: Ahh. A souffle. Sorry. Everyone: …YOU CAN TALK?! Link: NOOOO MY SOUFFLE

#legend of zelda breath of the wild #zelda botw #daruk #revali #urbosa #mipha #link

[rosezemlya]

Botw 4 (no RR!Link in this one)

Wrote this on work, literally on post-it notes, over the course of the day.  Take from that what you will.

No RR!Link because there are not enough hours in the day.  I’m honestly impressed I got this done.  My brain is so tired, you guys.  It’s so tired.

Zelda-focused in this one.  Mildly-shippy, but only if you’re looking really hard.  

Writing after the jump!

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I flip through her pictures slowly, like a child tracing each unfamiliar word on the page of a book I’m teaching myself to read.  A makes an ahh sound.  The blankness on her face is displeasure; no, frustration—no!  Simple guardedness.  B makes a buh sound.  That particular tilt of the jaw is anger; no, pride; no, wounded��pride, and a warning sign for good measure.  Each image, another letter, another sound.  Slowly, so slow, I am piecing them together with my fragmented memories, working out the words and their meanings, wondering if, when I’m done, they’ll spell my name.

The pictures evolve over time.  The early ones are clinical in their documentation of their subject.  A shrine, perfectly centered, astutely observed.  The obvious care in the study of the image practically guarantees that somewhere out there is an accompanying set of meticulous notes.

I imagine her crouched near the shrine in the image.  Her pen moves with furious strokes, her hand struggling to keep up with her mind.  She’s watching herself write, but her eyes are far away – thinking up plans for new tests and experiments.  She doesn’t know it, but her tongue is sticking out, just a bit.  She’ll kill me if I point it out, but she’s abandoned the Sheikah Slate for the moment, and it’s just sitting there…

I flip to the next picture, and there it is – the image I just described.  Exactly as I pictured, minus the feel of the afternoon sun on my back.   Memory, then, which is too bad.  Imagination seems to last longer in my case.  My memory is fragile, still, like the rejuvenation bed they put me in was too focused on the meat and not enough on what animated it.  Seeing a picture of the image in my head prompts my mind to examine it (the memory) a little too closely, and my hold on it slips.  It sinks back into the great blackness of my past and all I am left with is the memory of remembering.

Still.  That’s more than I had when I started.

The pictures move slowly, from academic studies to something more dynamic.  Interspersed now between the shrines and relics are shots of a more candid nature.  I start to see people, now.  The Champions, of course – Revali and Daruk, hamming it up for the lens; Mipha shyly retreating when she realizes where it’s pointed; Urbosa flexing atop Naboris (a lot of Urbosa, in fact).  There are others I don’t recognize as well – sheikah and hylians and those of unidentifiable groups.  Some look friendly, some less so.  Also, there are many, many pictures of bugs.

There are pictures of other things, of course; flowers and rocks and the odd animal – but mostly it’s bugs.  Memory or intuition, who knows, but I can tell how excited she was taking these pictures.  Suddenly all her calculated distance, her premeditated grace falls away – there just isn’t room in her for excitement this great to coexist with the demands of being so many things to so many people (and none of them as well as she’d like).  She can’t even hold the Slate steady.  She just takes as many pictures as she can and hopes at least one turns out.

I remember – and I do remember; not with the breath-taking rush of some of the others, but with a gentler sort of oncoming, like the way a flower blossoms – that our first good conversations were after this sort of encounter.  She was so excited.  In those moments it didn’t matter that I was assigned to her against her will, by someone who couldn’t see the importance of things like bugs – who couldn’t see how good she was at things like bugs.  All that mattered was that I had ears, and I was willing to accept what she was sharing.  I was willing to listen and ask questions and never, not once, did I tell her these things – these things that meant so much to her – were a waste of her time.

God, she was starving for it.

I flip to the next picture, before the memory can fade again, and pause in surprise.  It’s a picture of me.  I’m walking ahead of her, looking off into the woods, my face in profile, my form framed by the trees on either side.  With irony that is becoming like a second skin for me, I realize I can’t read my face in the picture half as well as I could read hers.

The picture, I realize slowly, is a study.  Like the shrines and flowers and bugs before me.  A scientific examination of a subject of great curiosity and interest to her.

I am blushing, but I don’t remember why.

L-I-N-K spells Link.  Of course she figured it out before I did.

#Qaen's creations #Rose plays botw #drabbles

[lesserfandomappreciation]

How would the champions react to their s/o being immune to temperatures normaly lethal to others like just chilling in lava or the ice water. Walking around in clothes not suited for the weather and it having no effects on them?

S/o has superman levels of temperature resistance (Champions)

Urbosa

“...Ahh... you certainly know how to keep me on my toes...”

It’s not uncommon to see people in the desert covered head to toe in clothing

It’s actually wiser for them, especially if they’re not Gerudo, to do so.

However, (Name) coming into Gerudo town, wearing mountain winter gear, including 4-5 layers of warming materials, is just so excessive.

More so when she finds out they’ve traveling the desert for days wearing that gear, barely taking it off.

Thinks it’s good- a very useful trait to have.

Mipha 

“Are you well? Y-...You’re not cold?”

The weather in Zora is not something to write home about

When it rains, it pours. The temperature drops to the point that travelers stuck out in it either die of hypothermia or are freezing to the touch.

When she spots her s/o walking into the doman, in the middle of the pouring rainstorm, wearing nothing but an outfit they bought from the Gerudo, she’s very concerned.

Discovers she doesn’t have to heal them when she feels their hand and discovers it’s as warm as ever.

Grateful she doesn’t have to worry about them in that sense.

Revali

“What are you doing- how are you still alive????”

Comes across s/o’s trait by accident when he catches them bathing in a small lake up on the mountain.

In the dead of winter.

And having ice-picked a small hole in the water to even be in the water in the first place.

Shocked, then impressed that they’re able to survive all that stuff.

And the Rito Village knows it, he won’t shut up about.

Still gets concerned everytime he sees them do that sort of thing though.

Daruk

“How’s the lava? I might join you in a b-wait.”

It takes him a minute to realize that it’s weird for s/o to be in the life because Goron are naturally immune to lava.

Once he remembers that oh, wait, non-Goron can’t be in lava unless they want insta-death.

Concerned until they explain that this is completely harmless to them.

“Sweet! Make room for one more then!”

[transskywardsword]

the life in ruins theme is the piano intro of rito village & the rest is of daruk’s theme!

ahh now that you pointed it out i can absolutely hear it. thank you!

[hermit-thefrog]

Breath of the wild 2?

ahh yes, can't wait to see all my old friends urbosa, mipha, ravioli and daruk again

#i wanna see my trash bird #botw 2 #zelda #nintendo

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

Bathtub sex. That's it that's the request. (okay also let me tell you again how much I'm enjoying your writing. The latest one had me squealing at the sweetness of Sooga caring for his master but also... like, talk about depth when it comes to Kohga?? Of course he wants to be strong. And he IS strong, and it's hard to be vulnerable and... ahh you're so good at writing this sort of thing) So yeah, bathtub hanky-panky plz XD

Thank you for the kind words, really! Means so much to me! As for your request, you can ABSOLUTELY have some bathtub fun times! I’ve written them in the tub before, but I have NOT done hanky panky, and shame on me for that.

“I still can’t believe you let me do this.”

Kohga and Sooga were in Kohga’s bath, and both were in the middle of undoing their hair from their classic yiga styling. Kohga chuckled as he fluffed it up in his hands.

“What? Be in my bathroom?”

“Yes. Many of us find it a rather sacred place, and it means a lot, that you deem me worthy of this.”

“‘Worthy’ this and ‘worthy’ that with you. I like you, and you look good naked, it ain’t that deep.”

He held Sooga’s face in his hand, lightly squeezing his chin.

“BUT. It’s sweet, in a way, knowing it means something to you. It’s why I got you a little something.”

Kohga let go of his face, in order to dig into the cabinet. From it, he pulled out a yellow candle, giving it to Sooga.

“This is...for me?”

“Yeah, your favorite is those electric Safflina , right? Saw this candle at the market yesterday, figured you’d really like it.”

“Oh. That’s...very kind of you to remember. Thank you.”

“God you’re smiling that big, dumb smile of yours. Just light it and get in the tub with me.”

Kohga always waved off any sort of praise from Sooga like that. Such simple gestures were nothing to Kohga, but they were everything to Sooga. Sooga lit the candle (along with god knows how many others Kohga liked to have around), before joining him in the tub. There was something so indulgent about Kohga’s tub. Full of flowers, steam, and fragrances, it was like a spa. And what else did a spa have? A handsome guy there to give just the best spa treatment. Aka, Sooga, massaging his scalp in his favorite shampoo.

“Master Kohga, please stop squirming, you know it needs to sit for a moment.”

“Wouldn’t squirm if you’d stop touchin’ my damn ears!”

“...Your ears are cute, I never get to see them.”

Kohga grumbled something about Sooga being a sap, before he begrudgingly let Sooga continue. Sooga, ever since he was allowed in the bath, assumed full responsibility of making sure Kohga was clean. It was annoying, but it was cute, and less work on his end. Plus...it felt nice, having those big, nice hands roaming his frame. It was nice, how careful he was with him. And how there wasn’t a single spot he wouldn’t clean. From his back, to his arms...right to his legs. Kohga leaned up against Sooga, and stopped his hand as soon as it went between his legs. He didn’t wash there TOO much, for ‘honors sake’ as he put it, but why would he have Sooga half ass something with him? Just wasn’t right.

“You know Sooga, you really should take more care of me, if I let you do this.”

“Pardon?”

“I’m saying you need to really clean me here. If YOU’RE gonna do it, do it right.”

Kohga saw the wheels turning in his big, dumb head, and it took him SO long to process what he meant.

“Ah. I see. I suppose I have been slacking, Master Kohga. Please, do forgive me.”

He wrapped an arm around Kohga, before using his other hand to start to lightly stroke Master Kohga’s cock. He was always so slow at first. It was cute, but god dammit Kohga liked his shit right out of the gate. He was going to complain about it, before Sooga leaned down, and pressed his lips against Kohga’s, It was soft, smooth kiss, and it kinda made Kohga forget that Sooga’s hand could be going MUCH faster. Kohga chuckled once they parted, cupping the side of his face.

“Now THIS is way more like it. You know, I like a LOT of things about you, but my favorite thing has gotta be those hands of yours. Though, the hair is a damn close second.”

He wasn’t gonna be the only one getting something out of their little bathtime. He watched Sooga slightly melt as Kohga dug his fingers through his hair, giving it just an ever so slight pull. Sooga chuckled, clearly not expecting Kohga to get frisky in return.

“I like many things about you as well. Your way with words, your nice hair, your ever so skilled hands…”

Sooga’s thoughts drifted off as Kohga pulled him into another kiss, chuckling into it. Sooga lightly squeezed at his balls, before returning to stroking his nice, thick cock. It was borderline romantic, how he was treating Kohga. Not his usual cup of tea, but...Kohga liked Sooga. A lot. Kohga chuckled, lightly shaking his head as Sooga gave him such a loving set of puppy dog eyes.

“Ha. You love me. Idiot. You got the biggest, fattest crush on me.”

“I do, I really, really do.”

Sooga chuckled, quickening his pace on his hand just a little bit. He knew his Master liked it fast, but Sooga MUCH preferred it when they took things slow. It was cute, watching his Master slowly unravel in his hands. He pressed his lips against his bare shoulder, sighing at the soft, aromatic skin.

“Even eight pack Sidon?”

“I do like you. I like you so very much, I can’t imagine myself really liking anyone but you.”

“Even him.”

“Even the Goron Sweetheart, Daruk?”

“That’s you, Master Kohga.”

Kohga looked up at him, as if he was offended. So what if he was stroking his cock in a nice and hot bath? Didn’t mean he could talk shit.

“Excuse me, I can’t be the only one here who thinks Gorons are hot as hell.”

“You must be, because quite frankly, I don’t. Daruk is...sweet, and rather simple. Not my type.”

“It’s mine. Makes sense why I like you. Especially when you tie that with the pretty hair, I like the pretty hair.”

Sooga took his turn to huf, burying his face in the crook of his Master’s neck, speeding up his palm just a little.

“...who has the better hair?”

“Don’t tell me you’re getting into a pissing contest with DARUK of all people.”

“I am not. It’s just a question.”

Kohga laughed, sort of finding it hard to think as Sooga’s hand was starting to speed up still. THIS was way more like it.

“Look, I like YOU, what does it matter?”

“It doesn’t answer my question.”

“You jealous dog.”

Kohga chuckled, leaning up to peck at his neck. He sighed as he relaxed in Sooga’s arms, starting to feel that build up in his gut. He let Sooga look at him in eagerness, before he finally relented.

“You BOTH have pretty hair. But trust me, I like yours a lot better. He’s the sorta ‘dumb blonde’ type. While it’s cute, I like yours a lot better. Super soft and long. I like YOU a lot more, Sooga.”

“Good. While I have no qualms with you being in bed with others...I dislike the idea that you’d like them better than me.”

Jealous little Sooga, muttering his bitterness right into Kohga’s ear as his hand started to very quickly pump his cock, making him squirm in his grip. Kohga laughed, digging his fingers in his hair, and giving it a nice, good pull.

“It’s like food, Sooga. I like Tabantha bakes, but no way would I take them over my bananas. I don’t like anyone more than you.”

“I don’t know, I see how often you look at Rhoam’s rear end.”

“Listen, dude’s got some thunder cheeks, I can’t stop that.”

They both shared a snicker at that. While they were somewhat kidding, Kohga DID think Rhoam was such a dilf.

“You’re such a unique man, Master Kohga. I know I personally couldn’t love anyone more than you. No one. No one is prettier than you, no one is as sweet as you, no one plagues my thoughts like you do. There isn’t anyone in the world more hunky than you.”

Kohga didn’t need much else. Aside from the fact that his palm was working so fast against him, those sweet, honest words were enough to make Kohga cum, clinging onto Sooga’s arm as he did just that. He laid against Sooga as he sighed in relief, though it didn’t last long, given the fact that Sooga started to decorate his face in kisses. Kohga laughed, pushing his face away.

“Sooga come ON! You just made me cum, can you give me two seconds before you get all mushy gushy on me?”

“No. Because I love you so much, I want to be the only one in your thoughts. Not Daruk, not anyone.”

“Even Link?”

“...”

Sooga suddenly got out of the bath, covering himself in a towel. Kohga cocked his head from the tub.

“Where are you going?”

“I have a knight to neuter.”

“Sooga, come on, enough joking, that’s-wait why do you have your sword? Sooga? SOOGA NO-”

#asks #kohga #sooga #lemon #the takeaway? Sooga is a jealous jealous man #and Link was fine thankfully #kohga caught sooga two seconds before boy was about to perform some surgery on his ass #have i made it clear that link and sooga are essentially rivals

[princesiidons]

Ahh only if you’re sure!! It was about something in Mipha’s diary, when she talks about the “wonderful” thing that happened after the champion’s inauguration and how Daruk helped bring her closer to Link... does anyone know what she was referring to? Cause I couldn’t find anything in the existing memories that explained that?? Thanks for the help!!

Any of my followers got any info on this?

#asks #lakeeffectkkid #siidons.txt #help a friend out! #champion's ballad spoilers