#but im so hungryyyy

[newts-and-sharks]

i want to sleep but why sleep when i can look at stuff

#specifically the sun n moon show #love that stuff #i am feeling really really social rn but its like 3:42 am #i wanna vc but dont know who to vc with #woooo #tired newt thoughts #im probabky about to go to sleep in five minutes #but im so hungryyyy #if i eat something i wont fall asleep tho #hurrghgurhgu

[shegetsburned]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 | part i ‧₊˚ 𓐐

— ft. satoru gojo. suguru geto. kento nanami. toji fushiguro. ryomen sukuna.

a/n : silly hcs i made while I was starving and I hope it’ll make you salivate as much as me !!

𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨

normally he prefers to just eat what other people prepare for him, tasting his friends and students’ meals, most of the time.

but when he cooks, gojo doesn’t have time for shit, so I’m thinking of something simple but good. he likes to eat, especially sweet stuff. something sweet and salty, maybe?

he can do anything he sets his mind to, but is probably too lazy to cook most of the time, so he’ll just do the same two or three meals.

main dish; i’m thinking of teriyaki sauce chicken with some rice. it’s simple and soooo good. you can also feel the sweet taste of the sauce on the meat and it’s absolutely delicious.

you’ll have to close your eyes before satoru feeds you the first bite as he waits for your reaction.

i’m sure it’s sublime and it annoys you that he can always do everything just right. I mean, after cooking the same thing over and over again, everyone would excel, but this man has done it perfectly since the first time.

𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐨

man looooooves to cook for you. you’re barely doing the cooking when he’s at home and it’s delicious every time.

he’ll learn new dishes just for you and ask what you prefer. he doesn’t cook for him, he does it for you, to see your smile when you swallow one of your favourite dishes.

it’s not extra elaborate dishes, but it’s cooked with so much love. the presentation is insane and it’s always exquisite.

suguru will find a way to make an amazing meal with the few ingredients you guys have in the fridge.

he’s definitely the type to add his own touch to every meal so that it tastes absolutely divine.

main dish; maybe a spicy ahi poke which is a spicy tuna bowl made with fresh chunks of fresh sashimi and a spicy mayo sauce. despite looking like an ordinary meal, its lightness and flavour makes me think suguru would be the type to cook this for you.

𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢

i have mixed feelings about this man because he used to buy the same sandwich from the same bakery for years. so i have a feeling he barely used to eat, especially being so occupied with work and doing overnights; less experience in the kitchen?

but for you, he has a soft spot and wants to do the best in everything that concerns you, including cooking. so he’ll learn his ass off in secret and surprise you with amazing meals.

he often prepares multiple dishes for one dinner so you can taste as much as possible. this man is hardworking.

main dishes; seafood salad + vegetable stew + temari sushi (their presentation is adorable, you’d love them) + a bunch of meat and seafood.

kento prepares everything before you come home, living for the sparkles in your eyes when you see the delicious-looking plates on the table.

𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨

honestly, he barely cooks for you. he usually just orders take-outs, and makes you pay.

I just know he likes spicy stuff. it’s always fuming hot when it goes into your mouth.

i’m sorry but this man doesn’t know how to cook. he just endures food or goes out to eat. i swear he doesn’t give a fuck about what he eats, as long as he thinks it’s good and enough for his belly to be filled, he’ll eat it.

main dish; instant noodles at best. adding canned meat and sriracha sauce into the mix. he’s lazy, okay? but who doesn’t enjoy a good old cup of instant noodles?

also, toji’s the type to shove the food into your mouth to make you stfu thinking you’re annoying because you’re hungry.

𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚

uuuh, is he even cooking for you, or are you the one doing everything?

i have a feeling he’s crazy about meat. he needs some in his meals at all times otherwise it’s uninteresting.

so if he ever cooks for you, don’t be surprised to see different kinds of meat, and it is spicy asf too.

he takes pleasure in killing the meat himself, loving the thrill of chasing and devouring his prey.

main dish; roasted lamb shoulder with garlic. a whole ass piece of meat for the king of curses and you. he’ll probably eat many shoulders to satisfy his hunger and watch you take your time with the giant meal he prepared while salivating.

he’ll eat you after.

© shegetsburned 2023. Please do not repost/edit/or claim my writing as your own.

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[fyorina]

im supposed to go out to dinner with my parents and i am pouting waiting for them to finish their meeting

#they're visiting a college near me for my sister #and they were gonna take me out to dinner after #to my favorite pizza place #im so hungryyyy #i might die

[crimeronan]

yall i had enough money to fully grocery shop for the first time in forever and i'm SO FUCKING EXCITED. I GOT BOXES OF FRUIT. TOMATOES. GARLIC. I GOT FROZEN DINNERS AND SNACKS. I GOT TONS OF PASTA AND RICE AND BEANS AND SALSA. I GOT LUNCH MEAT AND TOILET PAPER I GOT JUICE

#i didnt even get anything fancy but i am not playing up this excitement oh my god oh my god oh my god i can EAT #I'VE BEEN SO HUNGRYYYY LMAO apparently i had lost weight according to the urgent care but it might just be. I Am So Hungry #food #weight loss m #amazing day so far. im advanced distractable adhd but i dont feel like im underwater in a sludge swamp

[helpfulbug]

i forgot i had to eat before 8.....fuckkkk

#now i cant bc theyre doing blootesting tomorrow. im so hungryyyy #luna.txt

[fruitmagazine]

my mom told me she was gonna bring me food and that was 3 hrs ago and i havent eat because i'm waiting for her but i'm starting to think she is not coming soon

#im so hungryyyy pleaseeeee

[malhare]

One of the construction workers cut a gas line pumping a bunch of noxious gas into the store RIGHT WHEN I SAT DOWN FOR LUNCH

#Im hungryyyy fcking god damn it #Lord knows how long this is gonna take. I'm still on the clock so idfc Im getting paid either way #But I WANT MY SANDWICH #I hope it's still edible. Can I still eat food that was in there ???¿¿¿

[cloudishmagma]

Summer is in so this means I got infinite freetime to do shit

Help idk what to draw but I dont feel like opening requests

Dying rn

#cloudishmagma #idk what to say #bored af #i wanna draw #im so tired though #hungryyyy #imma eat

[enevera]

my bed was so so cozy this morning and yet i have two finals today. this sucks <3

#this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn #conplaingingggg #wooooo #also i am so hungryyyy i didn’t have time to eat this morning eugh

[zhuhongs]

my first meal of the day at 7pm LMAOOO

#i was legit shaking on the bus. i was so fucking hungryyyy #also im at my cousins. its legit so nice here. this feels so much more like home at this district #i could 100 percent live here...

[isneezelikeamouse]

Girl can this uber eats guy pick up my order 😭

#sorry im just so HUNGRYYYY it’s making me impatient #txt

[aurorashard]

I'm making rice I'm so excited I can't wait for rice

#im so hungryyyy

[pickled-flowers]

If you could choose anything non-edible to Turn Into a food, what would you choose and what would it taste like?

Cement and it would taste like black sesame flan or some thick cream like texture

#now im so hungryyyy

[klqrambles]

Im probably gonna be standing in line for the next hour or so pls send me asks to distract mee

#im so hungryyyy #but i cant leavee

[hypeaholic]

i didnt end up liking the food i made for my own dinner. 7 dead, 13 injured

#how is this fair 😭😭 #im so hungryyyy #oh well #at least i still have you matcha lemonade my beloved

[worldsonlylevifan]

the more i go on the more i relate to beelzebub obey me like yeah i just ate yeah im hungry again and if i dont get food ill blow this whole fucking building up

#im so hungryyyy (<- i JUST ate) #i used to have an ed too. funny how that works