#call him ranch cuz he b dressing

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

I am not immune to the appeal of dressing my blorbo up like a dolly.

The pipe stays though.

#call him ranch cuz he b dressing #to the nines!!! #my art #one piece #sabo the revolutionary #sabo

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

Beehaw sequel

@biggreenneatbox asked for a continuation using the prompt “That got a lot more complicated than it needed to be.”

I don’t usually write fight scenes so I gave it my best shot. I hope you enjoy 😊

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“Aw, c’mon, sugar. How about you take a seat right here?”

Blake, from the corner of her eye, could see Yang gritting her teeth. The cowgirl didn’t usually intervene when the saloon staff were having issues. She knew that they could handle it. But she also had a very low tolerance for the crowd that takes to harassing the women who worked there.

Yang certainly made for an intimidating figure if you didn’t bother to get to know her. Tight blue jeans, a well fitted plaid shit with the sleeves rolled up to reveal biceps that could definitely lift a tractor, mud caked boots and a hat with the brim pulled way down low. Not many people tried to tango with her.

But because she was a city slicker, some folks tended to think that Blake was more… demure when it came to such things. But despite how feminine she dressed at work, what with her tight, black corset and mid-shin length skirt, she knew how to handle herself and she appreciated that Yang respected that.

“Sorry, honey.” Blake said mockingly, the endearment sounding closer to “fuck off” more than anything. “But I’m a lady. We don’t sit with shit.” Blake grinned sharply when the man sputtered. “Now shut the fuck up and drink your drink. Oh and one more thing?” She crooned, leaning down onto table, tray in hand, when she saw his eyes dart over to one of the other younger barmaids. “If you so as much as look at one of my girls wrong, I will make you wish your mama never gave birth to you. Am I clear?”

The man leaned back in his chair and looked away, a furious snarl on his face. Blake narrowed her eyes and, quicker than a rattler, grabbed his chin and forcefully made him look at her. She knew what it was like to be ensnared by a man like him and she was not about to let one of her employees, whom she considered to be like her sisters, be sent down a similar path.

“I believe I asked you a question. Now, I was told you country folk are real polite. So how about you show me some of that southern hospitality and answer it?”

“Yes, ma’am. Crystal clear, ma’am.”

Blake narrowed her eyes for a moment and pulled back.

“Good. Lovely chatting with you, gentlemen, but I have a job to do.”

And with that, she walked behind the bar and placed her tray down, grabbing a rag and cleaning the counter as Yang walked up to her.

“Well, that was a thing.” The blonde drawled, tipping her hat up to look at Blake with a pleased grin. “You were right. You can handle yerself. I’m pretty sure I sure piss running down his leg.”

“Why, Miss Xiao Long.” Blake said, playfully poking her friend on the nose. “Those sorts of compliments might land you in trouble.”

“Oh? What sorta trouble?” Yang said leaning forward, smirking. Blake mimicked her, letting their noses brush.

“The kind that bites.” Blake murmured, clacking her teeth together just a hair length away from the cowgirl’s nose, delighting in the surprised squeal that followed.

“Hey, no-“

“Well, well, well, boys. Look what we got here. The boss was right. ‘Er whelp is right here. How’s ‘bout we show ‘er what happens when you show our boss no manners.”

“Blake. Get the girls in the back. This is goin’ to be a real storm and I don’ want y’all caught up in it.”

Blake took one look at the men who had walked. Bandits. She quickly ushered the other women into the cellar before grabbing her skirt and quickly and expertly wrapped it around each of her legs and tied it off, forming makeshift trousers. Why Ozpin insisted on dresses would always piss her off. More now than ever.

“C’mon, boys. We don’ want any altercations. Leave and y’all can go back to Raven with no injuries.”

A shot rang out and Blake moved, running behind the bar as the brawl started and sliding along the ground to grab her glock pistol (briefly uttering a silent thank you to her mother) and stood up, covering Yang as she leapt over the counter and took cover. Blake ducked down as a stream of bullets were sent her way.

“I thought I tol’ you to get to cover!” She growled, pulling out her revolvers and loading them.

“Technically, you only told me to get the girls in the back.” Blake shouted as she leaned up to take out a couple of the bandits and ducked for cover again.

“Yer a real smartass.” Yang huffed, as she took out a woman who had a gun… with a knife tapped to it? What in the name of the Brothers was that shit?! “Yer smart. You know exactly what I wanted.”

“Eh. I’ve never been one for following orders. Why do you think my rap sheet so long?” Blake smirked as they both reloaded and stood up, vaulting over the table. As they landed, Blake grabbed a tea tray and hurled it one of the men. When he stumbled, she ran forward and used her momentum to jump up and swing around his neck and pull him backwards, choking him out until he passed out. When a silver haired woman tried to stab her, she dodged and threw a right swing at her, effectively knocking her out. She heard Yang let out an snort and turned to see her fighting five men at once, expertly ducking under flying fists and striking until there were only two and sending her feet slamming into one’s head and her fist into the other’s jaw, flattening them in no time flat.

“Alright, sweetheart. Let’s see…” their leader frowned, his gun jamming. Blake cocked a hip and crossed her arms, a smirk forming on her lips. This poor, sorry son of a bitch.

“You can call me sweetheart…” Yang drawled, advancing on the man and wrapping her hand around his throat and aiming one of her revolvers to his head. “Or you can call me sir.” She finished in a snarl.

“Yes… sir.” He choked out, gasping lightly.

“Yer gon’ tell Raven that if she ever sends her men my way again, I’ll burn her to the ground. Ya hear me, boy?” Yang growled, voice low. A stark contrast to the woman that Blake had wrapped around her little finger.

“I hear ya, sir!”

Yang let out a thoughtful hum before leading him to the door. Blake followed, ready to shoot if any other bandits were waiting outside.

“Now git. I don’ want to see yer face ‘round here again.”

And with that, she threw him down the stairs. They watched him run off with his tail between his legs. Yang then walked over to the railing, turned her back to it and leaned against it, staring at Blake with a raised eyebrow.

“So…my city slicker knows how to fight.” She said softly, smile warm and tired.

“Oh… your city slicker, huh?” Blake crooned, enjoying the fact that the cowgirl immediately got flustered.

“Uh- I’m- I mean-“

“Oh this is cute. You can fight a bunch bandits off and win in a five to one fight but you’re so easy to fluster.” Blake teased, coming up to the cowgirl and leaning in, hands on her shoulders.

“Only with you.” Yang whispered, face going red. Blake felt her heart stutter. “Maybe you jus’ know what to do to mess wi’ me cuz this ain’t the first life we’ve met in.”

Blake ducked her head, suddenly seeing what the shoe looked like on the other foot. It had been easy, light flirtation until now. Nothing too serious. But she felt the pull from the moment she met the cowgirl, seeing her with a split lip and a cheeky grin.

“Maybe not.” She whispered back, lifting her head to lean in closer to Yang’s mouth. She felt the other woman’s hands rest on her hips, as easily as though they were made for each other. “But I’m certainly glad that I’ve got you in this one.”

And with that, she pressed forward, kissing Yang softly as a pleased hum escaped her. Yang tilted her head, deepening the kiss as her hands ran up Blake’s back.

Blake, however, didn’t want to make things too easily. So she gave a sharp shove against her cowgirl’s chest, knocking her over the railing and into the water trough.

“B-Blake! What the hell?!” Yang yelled up at her, confused.

“Sorry, sweetheart. I told you that this’ll keep happening if you scare off my patrons.” Blake laughed leaning in the rail and leaning her arms on the railing. “Tonight is no different. Although,” she said thoughtfully. “I guess it wasn’t your fault.”

“That got a lot more complicated than it needed to be, I’ll admit. But now I gotta ride back to the ranch all wet.” Goddamn that pout.

“You could always come back to my place and dry off?” Blake suggested before narrowing her eyes at the playful grin. “And I do mean just mean dry off.”

“Of course.” Yang smiled up at her as she wiggles out of the trough. “I plan on wooing you first.” The charm didn’t land because, as Yang tried to step out, her horse, Ember, came over and bumped Yang with her head, bringing the blonde crashing down to the dirt. The horse almost appeared amused.

“Wow. I can feel the wooing. I am wooed. Carry me away into the sunset, oh hero of mine, for my knees are weak.” Blake drawled sarcastically.

“Shuddup.”

“Make me.”

Blake let out a laugh as Yang jumped up to give chase.

“Yang! No.”

“C’mere! I jus’ want a hug!”

Maybe things did get more complicated than she expected. But she was more than okay with that.

#rwby #blake belladonna #bumbleby #yang xiao long #fanfic

[silks]

questions tag<3

hello followers who follow me.... i answer questions cuz i was tagged by several of my jaethots and yall r lovely and sweet

THE LAST

drink: lemonade at a tex mex restaurant i was just at and it was gud

phone call: @fuck-me-harder-olaf telling me about jacob sartorius getting handcuffed and shit by police fdfjdhjhwdj

text message: to the jaethots i said “lol”

song you listened to: shape of you

time you cried: dont @ me for this but i cried when kenia booked her flight to dallas cuz im a p*ssy

HAVE YOU EVER

dated someone twice: nuh uh

kissed someone and regretted it: nuh uh

been cheated on: nuh uh

lost someone special: yes, if this means they died :( RIP cousin Lori .....ily

been depressed: yeah but it was mild,, i do have anxiety tho that can get baby depressive. its called ranch dressing depression cuz its mild

gotten drunk and thrown up: yeth BUT i think it was cuz my cousin forcefed me like 12 pieces of garlic bread 

3 FAVORITE COLORS

PINK!!!

blue!!

yellow!!!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

made new friends: my closest friends r the ones ive made in the past year tbh wish i had more time w them b4 college starts!!!

fallen out of love: no cuz i dont feel emotions 

laughed until you cried: honestly,, like once or twice a week cuz i think everything funny

found out someone was talking about you: nah but i know the jaethots have a second group chat w/out me where they just talk about how im pretty and cool

met someone who changed you: yee it was an acting teacher and she just totally changed how i thot about acting and i became more confident w it

found out who your friends are: BITCH...,,..........,,. YES I FUCKING HAVE,,,,..........

kissed someone on your Facebook list: yep smooch smooch

GENERAL

how many Facebook friends do you know in real life: pretty much all of them? except for maybe some random relatives

do you have any pets: i have a beautiful betta fish his name is Drew P. Weiner and he’s so sweet.. he comes up to the glass when i walk by and hes rlly active and cute!!!!!! i love him !!!!

do you want to change your name: no i honestly love my name (lucy for the fakes) i think its rlly pretty

what did you do for your last birthday: i had a big party and invited like 50 ppl but only around half showed up but it was fun we had smores and wii!!

what time did you wake up: idk time is an illusion

what were you doing at midnight last night: i was falling asleep watching mothra vs. godzilla

name something you can’t wait for: KENIA @minsbugi COMING TO DALLAS!!!!! I LOVE MY MASTER DADDY<3333

when was the last time you saw your mom: like 30 minutes ago

what are you listening to right now: my kkt blowing up guess i better check it cuz im popular

have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes my chemistry teacher tom asher.... he the best science teacher i ever had and i miss him!! love that dude

something that is getting on your nerves: umm nothing rlly?? ooh wait a boy just played w my friends heart and that has me angry

most visited website: tumblr, youtube, & logic-puzzles.org im not joking i nut for logic puzzles im exposing myself as lonely nerd and for being unfaithful to spider solitaire

hair color: brown

long or short hair: long

do you have a crush on someone: yes on all of the jaethots cuz they r all the full package!

what do you like about yourself: im funny and my hair is pretty and my smile is big

blood type: b for bofa deez nuts (idk actually) (O? maybe?)

nickname: lulu, luc, whore, limpdick motherfucker

relationship status: married to my wife,,, @bae-jy we love each other

zodiac: capricorn on the cob

pronouns: she/her

favorite tv show: AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER ... arrested development,,,..its always sunny in philadelphia 

tattoos: none but i want one of texas cuz i lov my state

right or left handed: right, so im not going to hell

surgery: never had one no thanks

sport: i played basketball in elementary school for 5 years lmaoooooo

vacation: i was just in wisconsin!! my second home! love it there 

pair of shoes: my LL Bean flip flops and my nike tennis shoes r all i wear lmao

MORE GENERAL

eating: i had tex mex,,, enchiladas

drinking: had lemonade

I’m about to: fart. ok did it

waiting for: kenia..... to get to dallas

want: a one.... haha

get married: YES PLS!!!!!! I Want children and everything... family is rlly important to me

career: writing comedy for tv 

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses: hugs.. i love hugs!!!

lips or eyes: eyes...... 

shorter or taller: taller pls

older or younger: older i dont need high school boys

nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS!!! love me some biceps.. but i love cute tummies

hook up or relationship: relationship def

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant..stay safe

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger: nuh uh

drank hard liquor: yes im naughty

lost glasses/contact lenses: i think a pair of glasses is lost rn but i dont want to look for them cuz then it will confirm that theyre missing

turned someone down: yes....

 sex on the first date: never even been on a date sooooooo

broken someone’s heart: no lol

had your heart broken: i would say by a friend.. not in a romantic way

been arrested: nuh uh

cried when someone died: yes

fallen for a friend: yes im in love with @bae-jy and @kimsjaehwan they r beautiful and kind and funny and smart and im love them

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself: depends on the day

miracles: yeah i think so

love at first sight: i dont sorry !!! i know u all think ur in lvoe with me after seeing me selfies

santa clause: no im not SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD

kiss on the first date: yeh i would

angels: yes..... @jaehwn and @dearlydaehwi are definitely angels.... love yall

OTHER

eye color: doodoo brown

favorite movie: the goonies!! and also spirited away and ponyo and jurassic park 

im going to tag alllll the jaethaggies bc fuck u i dont rmr who done it or not bc when have i ever not been confused or known anything and yall wanna read this anyways

i have none friends 

@king-jaehwan @jaehwn @kimsjaehwan @dearlydaehwi @minsbugi @bae-jy

but i prob tagged u in this already anyway

#lucy