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Throwback to that one time where the game glitched and Horatia ended up facing two boggarts instead of one
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Riddikulus worked out so much better/worse than I could have hoped for
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wizardrywilting · 3 years
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my favorite quotes from give me silence
ch. 1:  Let her rephrase, a very pretty Muggle girl named Eloise Mary Howard. --- It should be noted that Lydia was mentally compiling her will. --- Arthur Weasley was running towards her, dressed in some combination of a pantsuit and clown costume. --- Immediately, they covered the pranking product they’d been working on with a quilt, this catching it on fire. --- The twins snapped their gazes to each other, then jumped up and grasped hands. They jumped, the wooden floor thudding beneath them. By the time they had finished cheering and jumping, Mrs. Weasley had hollered at them twice, Percy yelled four times, and Lydia was blushing. --- Fred set his chin in his hand. “Tell us everything .” --- “Ginny! You don’t knock on strangers’ doors!” --- (Yes, Colin did get a photo of Neville licking a napkin, stress written on his face. It was hilarious.) --- “You’re the oldest of us, which means you’re the responsible ones.” The twins looked horrified at the idea, and Lydia laughed herself silly. --- Even though it was so cute and honestly, the fur would be cheaper to knit than yarn was - that is to say, on the way back home Chio had already shed enough for them each to have a handful of fur. --- Neville had glitter on his eyebrows, and he was attempting to blink it away from his eyes, face contorting in funny ways. Chio’s fur was doused in blue and purple glitter. Lydia herself had glitter in a smattering of multicolored freckles across her nose and cheeks.  ---
ch. 2:  “If you need me to pick the liquor cabinet’s lock I know how.” --- Mrs. Weasley sighed. “Did they break a window?”  “Uh...We fixed it?”
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Where Lydia came from, albeit not a traditional family, you learned knife tricks and pressure points to incapacitate someone.
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“I know. We just never see eye to eye.”
 “No one can meet your eye, you’re too tall.”
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 “Have good, British dreams, Lydia.”
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But we’re not...not that.”
 “Of course not, she’s only thirteen. But dear, perhaps you should acknowledge that you fancy her. Merlin knows we all noticed.”
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It was, quite frankly, concerning. Was this a heart attack?
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Fred was chuckling, the prat. “Just glad to see you, his brain cells have given up. Wait a minute.”
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Was she seriously apologizing for a hug? What?
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“Merlin, I miss you. It was so boring with all the boys. I think I lost some estrogen.”
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 “Lydia, love, you look like a pixie.”
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ch.3:
She had wanted to stay behind and ask a few questions, maybe pull out her pocket knife, the usual sort of thing, when she noticed Neville struggle to stand, shaking like a fucking tree branch during a tornado.
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“Neville, I would make God bleed for you.”
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Were they twice her size? Yes. Would she still rip them a new one? Absolutely.
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What right did a little kid with blood in her teeth and something called an ele-friend have to her heart?
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Madam Pomfrey was smiling at her. Lydia didn’t like it.
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Sighing, Madam Pomfrey faced Lydia again. “As you were deflecting?”
---
It was a nice painting, surprisingly well done. Lydia’s face was in the foreground, getting smacked in the face by Natalie’s wand, while the girl herself was cheering in the background. The blood on her face was surprisingly realistic. Up in the top left corner, Natalie’s attackers were out cold, various painted injuries littering their bodies.
Lydia felt strangely warm.
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Lydia beamed. “It’s more like insane. To be stupid you have to have brains. Luckily, I left mine in the dorm today.”
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 “You called her Minnie.”
Lydia quickly realized her mistake.
 “N-No, I didn’t!”
 “You did,” they sang, “You called her Minnie! We’re rubbing off on you!”
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Poppy smiled and thus began their weekly gossip. She did so love this child. If only she could tell her.
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ch. 4:
As with every other Halloween, really the day must be cursed, things go to shit.
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That does beg the question, why are magical people so determined to risk their lives? Is it a universal thing?
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Was it petty? Absolutely. Had she gotten caught yet? Of course not, who did you take her for, Parkinson?
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Harry shrieked like a mandrake, and Lydia quickly sent a spell to silence him.
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“You. You’re a girl.”
She raised her eyebrow at the log-turned-Sirius-Black. “And you’re not a dog anymore. I’m glad we’ve established that.”
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He paled a little at her smile, and stepped backwards. “I’ll uh, I got nothing. Oh, look, Sirius! Let’s shift focus to him.”
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Something seemed to click. “So you’re the kid that sent me a letter with threats.”
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“First of all, you’re terribly hard to kill, Harry,” Lydia sighed, shifting to sit more directly in front of the fire, “Secondly, think about this. There’s a couple hundred more students than normal, and everyone thinks the kids underage are safe, because why would Dumbledore’s magic ever be faulty? There’s a fourteen year old kid, he looks pretty defenseless, especially now that he’s been lulled into a false sense of security. He probably thinks he’s safe, with the age spell and loads more people that could protect him if Voldemort gets inside Hogwarts again. This would be the perfect time to strike - lots of people to blame, a tournament that could be found at fault, and an old man’s magic coincidentally not working. I’m just saying, if someone’s been after you for awhile and hasn’t succeeded...now’s the time.”
Sirius chuckled nervously. “You’re not a Slytherin are you?”
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“Are they being mean again?”
 “Who’s they? I don’t know anyone named They. What a weird name, They-”
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Aria sighed and flopped onto a space between the bridge’s arch where there was a bench. Colin grabbed her elbow so she didn’t do something stupid like fall through. That had to be a safety hazard, right? Was there no safety inspector for Hogwarts?
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It seems like Ginny was going to get to try out that new boils curse she’d just learnt after all.
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It was very hard being a Triwizard contestant. Well, that was kind of a lie, and Cedric didn’t lie. Unless it was to tell his dad he was excited for a Ministry job, that is.
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There were downsides to being a Triwizard Champion too, of course.
-There’s barely any time for friends.
-No alone time.
-Mum cries whenever she sees you, you’re not sure if she’s proud or scared.
-There’s potential for trauma, but hey, it’s writing material.
-You could die or be seriously injured. You’re trying not to think about that.
-The other Hogwarts champion was entered without their own free will and now might be getting bullied and you feel overwhelmed with the guilt.
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“Cut ‘im some slack, Lyn. He’s got so much to worry about. His adoring fans, for example.”
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She slugged his arm. “Don’t get smart with me, your job is to be pretty. It’s Lydia’s job to be smart.”
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George nodded at the three Hufflepuffs. “Pretty Boy, Pretty Boy’s friends.”
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 “I stand by what I said, purple glitter jazzes up my comforter.”
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 “Lydia, how are we gonna get down six floors?”
Lydia snorted. “Prayer, Colin. I’m personally praying to Yoshi.”
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“You know you need the sleep, young lady. Now, fret until ten o’clock.”
As Madam Pomfrey left, covering the snoozing Colin with a blanket, she heard a mutter. “I don’t fret.”
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ch. 5:
Heidi glared, picking up her cup full of ice cubes and popping one into her mouth with a loud crunch.
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“Might as well break the rules for a good cause, right?”
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Ginny gasped. “Oh no, am I gay? I feel gay.”
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George is running away from the Durmstrang students, and I should go save him before he gets mauled. I told him not to charm their hair and skin orange, but he didn’t listen.
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Oh, is that Hermione sounding disappointed? Surprising.
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Glancing to where Alicia and Katie had been flirting all afternoon, she winked.
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“I set the books to become inanimate again when he apologized to Hermione.”  “He, ah, refused to until blood started dripping into his socks.”
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“he won’t let me go with Priscilla.”
Ginny leaned across the table. “You mean Lee’s tarantula?”
Lee nodded. “Match made in heaven, I say. But you know how it is, star crossed lovers and all.”
Ginny blinked very slowly for a moment and then left for the Ravenclaw table, shaking her head. 
---
 “Our little snake.”
 “Already sneaking around the rules at such a young age.”
 “I’m fifteen! ”
 “Our little-”
 “-tiny baby rebel. My, how they grow up.”
 “Just yesterday you were learning manipulation. And now, you’re sneaking into a dance.”
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Finally, George said, “What’s the solution? I’m begging you Lydia, help me.”
She stared him in the face and said, “Aren’t beggars usually on their knees?”
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 “New plan, because you’re as graceful as Hagrid’s skrewts.”
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“This is your karma for that idiotic stunt with the dragon.”
 “Are you ever letting that go?”
 “I will when you stop flirting with Death.”
 “I don’t flirt, I tease. There’s a difference.”
---
“Hey Freddie, do you think your mum would be upset if I told her I want to drop out?”
 “Do you?”
 “Kind of. We could get a head start on that joke shop of yours.”
 “With what money?”
She shrugged, finally tearing her gaze back to his. “I guess how all poor people get money - struggling. It's just...I want to be with you and George, where nobody else matters.”
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ch. 6:
She hoped Luna liked the earrings made from orange skins, it seemed her style and had made Lydia’s fingers sting when juice seeped into a few paper cuts.
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Ginny barely gave her finger guns before she was sprinting.
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“Is that allowed?”
 “Probably not,” Colin admitted, then shrugged. “But since when do we adhere to those silly things?”
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 “Hi, you’re that scary snow white girl Colin’s always talking about, right?”
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“Ready to piss off some purebloods?”
Ginny grinned like she had just hexed someone. “Oh Lydia. I was born to piss of purebloods.”
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The night hasn’t gone devastatingly wrong as of yet, and Lydia supposes that’s all she could expect without sacrificing her soul or something.
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Lydia briefly wonders if she’s just doomed Hogwarts to a fate of destruction. She figures it will be fine. Probably. Maybe.
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A loud bell rings over the music, startling the band so badly a tambourine gets thrown and hits Professor Snape in his hooked nose.
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Lydia cuffed his shoulder. “I know damn well your mum didn’t raise you to ignore a beautiful girl, Ron Weasley!”
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They were all rushed to bed as soon as they got back to the Burrow, the car having malfunctioned and it already being near dawn by time Mr. Weasley learned they were accidentally in the Netherlands rather than England. (How that happened Lydia didn’t know. She’d fallen asleep against George’s shoulder after the fifth hour driving.)
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She pauses in her unwrapping a little, and she mentally screams.
Look, she’s paranoid and mind reading is possible.
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  ‘No way!’
 ‘Shut up.’
 ‘How come you fancy him and not me?’
 ‘Shut up!’
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She began to mentally sing. ‘LA LA LA LA.’
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ch. 7:
George had the big mouth, and often didn’t bother listening. It was as if he had one functioning ear, and he simply didn’t bother to use it.
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The things he’d seen...it made him want to set something in fire, or smash something. Neither were an option though, as his mum really liked their curtains and dishes, so he stewed in the feeling.
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This is how she should be - chasing him with giggles and hexes falling from her lips.
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“ Ced got high and went swimming with his egg so the task is probably something to do with water. “
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Sirius, honestly, is not having a good day. Or a good thirteen years, really. The things he looks forward to are rats, pets from nice villagers, and seeing his godson.
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Ron snorted. “You reckon they think we’re all going in the cave to snog - OW, Hermione!”
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“Your idiot godson - sorry, totally intelligent and not at all stupid godson -
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Harry is pouting, and it’s the cutest goddamn thing Sirius has ever seen.
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As Lydia runs to catch up with the other three, Sirius can hear Hermione demanding what the letter said, and Lydia saying, “If I told you I’d have to kill you. May I tell you?”
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ch. 8:
She didn’t regret it, a little suspicion of authority figures was healthy.
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“I’m surprised you weren’t born on a broomstick.”
George sighed with faux disapproval. “I wish I’d been.”
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“No, you’re pretty...uh, good. You’re pretty good. You don’t have any...toothpaste.”
She laughed again, and George prayed for a sinkhole.
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He fancied Lydia, and he was totally screwed.
Lydia was by his side every day of the year, basically.
She spent summers at the Burrow, save for those in the States, and they went to school together!
Oh Merlin. If his siblings (read: Ginny) found out they’d be insufferable! No. She couldn’t find out.
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Katie grabbed her arm and pulled Lydia to her own chest, telling Alicia, “Love, time for Bear Protocol.”
Alicia, apparently doing what Bear Protocol meant, kicked Lee. “Bear Protocol. Now.”
Immediately, the debate cut off, and the twins slid close together, blocking anyone seeing Lydia from behind them. Lee did the same from her right side, and the three Chaser girls did so on her left.
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 “Why aren’t you in class - oh goodness, what’s this?” Professor McGonagall, for her part, looked about as alarmed as one could make her.
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Professor Flitwick simply levitated her and told Professor McGonagall, “Alert her professors she won’t be in lessons today, won’t you? I’m sure Poppy will want to keep her for quite a while.
Professor McGonagall sighed slightly but nodded, mumbling something that said an awful lot like, “Attached much?”
ch. 9:
Fred is pretty sure the detention was just for appearances sake, because when they got to Professor Flitwick’s classroom he had pretended to be disappointed, but when Lydia smiled at him he had smiled back.
They had practiced charms Fred is pretty sure weren’t supposed to be taught unless paid extra Galleons for, and he gave them all snacks.
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“Madam Pomfrey is currently with someone else. She’ll be available tomorrow, or when she finds time.”
George obviously was strung out, because he snapped, “Get Pomfrey!”
 “Madam-”
 “Pomfrey will make an exception, Lydia isn’t a normal patient.”
 “I really doubt-”
Ginny sneered. “Doubt a little less, or you’re getting boils in places cream can’t reach!”
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“ Mam .” She cried out, and Madam Pomfrey pulled Lydia forward so the girl could grab onto the woman.
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And if later on Professor Flitwick found and joined them? Well, no one needed to know.
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