#count-incel

[gjkhghspankypika]

Considering how the Specimen is becoming the newest plaything, I thought it would be befitting to compile a list of its top 5 most embarrassing moments (in my point of view).

I have redacted the names of the poor innocents involved in this cows mess.

5.  Whatever the hell this is.

4. Bullied into submission.

3. This... selfie.

2. Admission to having a humiliation fetish.

1. Posting ID willingly on KiwiFarms.

#count-incel #white-glovian #whiteglovian #white-glove #whiteglove #ebflover777

[rachelzeglertruther]

RACHEL ZEGLER HATE TRAIN IS OVER, WE WON

#rachel zegler #every tongue that rises against her shall fall #incels and tradwife terfs don't count btw #one of them was screaming in my mentions about gina being cancelled as if she wasn't just FIRED for being a loser and a freak #that's not my problem babe #rachel lands ON TOP

[basuralindo]

Idia meme dump because brainworms

#idia shroud #twst meme #twst text posts #my bullshit #twst incorrect quotes #personal headcanon that he's aroace but hasn't considered the label for himself #so he just casually never even tries to date and gets called an incel a lot for it (and. like. his overall vibe) #to which he'd probably respond with a rant about how INcel only applies if it's INVOLUNTARY and therefore he doesn't count

[u5an5]

A: Can you tell me what’s written on this paper? B: Uh... It’s a guy. A: No, see... that’s the picture. I asked you SPECIFICALLY to tell me what was written on it. B: I don’t speak corn. ... A: Oh, so now you're a funny guy, huh?

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#i absolutely love what holly did here #dr hill is the highlight of this dub #other than maikiplier going trough existentional crisis and him gaining omnipotence after talking with a wolf that is #believe me when i say it does make more sense in context #scout has just a very specific kind of characer building and i love it #if i got nickel every time she played an incel gradualy going insane and having mental breakdown by the end #id have four nickles (does storm count?) which is a lot considering she had total of six credited roles so far #but her characters always steal the show imo #scout always makes her characters not only funny but also just so compeling #and her ability to deliver those absurd lines without breaking character #until dawn fandub #until dawn #snapcube #dialogue prompt #writting prompt

[derpinette]

i need a girl to be tomboys with soon. or i will Die

#with a heavy heart i have to admit that i am tired of being a uhm. what is the word for incel but friendship. not friendcel... #Well you know what i mean #been like 3 years of being completely alone save for the biannual meeting i have with my bestfriend #Which is Dopeness BTW<3 but she lives in another city & i miss having someone Regular #someone Regular to MAKE INTO MY ACCOMPLICE #OMG i feel like a friendship cheater RN #caus yeah all my life i only really have one friend at a time ♯PlatonicMonogamist save for ninth grade #when everybody in my class was friends with one another Pretty much. BEST YEAR OF MY LOIF #SO MANY SHENANIGANS. & ! people would always mistake me for a weird effete fag ( which made me genuinely suicidal then ) #i miss it so much - that one hag who will not stop talking about middle school years (2) after bac. graduation #^ last time i ever made a friend... feeling really pathetic right now Stares at the ceiling emptily with big blank sparkless anime girl eye #animorphs into a dog & lies down #i know exactly why i am alone BTW ( *in barks that you can perfectly understand* ) i will still lament about this anyway Le Sigh #here are my requirements: female; must be some degree of depraved; VIRGINS ONLY. #in spirit counts for that last one. then you can join my Gangstalking Circle ( smallest one in history )

[cowvboyenema]

god i wish i was young again, i would have done it so much funnier

#never even fucked a fruit for clout #if i dropped a sex tape and i were still 22 you know id go rabid in some sort of fucking gourd #id change the lives of many susceptible incels dicks by mass producing yeast infections cramming my cock in any bacteria riddled citrus that #would have me #theyd be riding my ass on tiktok and id just be retiking them or whatever and laughing hysterically #yo this guy DEFINITELY got his balls in that grapefruit i know his yeast count is hiiiiiiigh #id be on reddit religiously dropping snippets of shaft

[todaysawtrap]

Todays saw trap is a room full of the next 10 tumblr users on your feed. You must match each of these people with their username within 10 minutes, or you will be dropped into a African painted dog exhibit during feeding time.

#tumblr #saw #sawposting #saw 2004 #saw x #saw franchise #saw movies #saw fanart #todaysawtrap #tumblr users #gay teen #incels #p0rn0graphy #and #advertisements #count too #saw fandom

[inthewaterifoundyou]

Chapter Six!

Title: And In the Water I Found You (Growing Like a Weed) Chapter Summary: "He could solve his problems without murder. His thoughts returned to the body his van—well, he amended, most of his problems.” Peter covers up a murder with varying levels of success, gets on a waitress's nerves, and makes a friend

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#your boyfriend #your boyfriend game #peter x reader #Peter x Y/N #peter your boyfriend #And in the Water I Found You #my fics #Peter getting way more unhinged in this chapter #mostly setup for the next few chapters #i like my fictional yanderes pathetic and yearning and borderline incel af #''would she still love me if she knew i killed her mom?'' #no she wouldn't peter you fucking door knob #does this count as himbo representation?

[whalehouse1]

Arthurian Tumblr: Sir Kay just can’t get a break.

German, French, English and Dutch writers: And this new, totally not new super awesome OC beat up Kay because he sucks so much.

Welsh writers and inheritors of the truth: Sir Kay is awesome. Lancelot and Yvain are nothing but little turds.

#arthurian mythology #arthuriana #sir kay #sir lancelot #sir Yvain #Percival might be able to count here too but when his writer was such a self proclaimed incel just ugh #but at least I like Percival #unlike Yvain who GARY STU GARY STUNGARYNSTU #god I hate him so freaking much

[deadlittledogs]

bro omg i think i understand you sm whenever i read your posts, like i don’t want to sound like an incel but literally is romance dead or something ? i’m still in high school but i feel so dumb for not dating anyone when all my friends are, every relationship i see feels so dead though because it just seems like a cycle of dating each other just for the sake of being with someone and then breaking up and moving on to another person. idk if any of that made sense but i just wanted to say something lmao

YEAH IDK IF ITS JUST INEXPERIENCE OR WHAT but it just…. bugs me lol….. like watching the females around me show me the ugliest, most greasiest germ of a man like “he just gets me thooooo 🥰🥰🥰” and then proceeding to spend all their time hanging out in his room while he games and eats frozen pizza and punches holes in the wall at the slightest inconvenience. Why are standards so fucking dead? We’re really letting men who don’t even know how to wash their bed sheets make us cry now? HAVE SOME FUCKING STANDARDS 😭

#also sorry but driving to chick-fil-A doesn’t count as a date #I feel like everyone was just like ‘yeah romance isn’t real’ to cope with the fact that moids run the show now #moids dropped the standards to rock fucking bottom and women are expected 2 just deal with it 😬 #like have some self respect I beg of you 😭 #I don’t care how many incels we get in the process. DO BETTER GIRLIES.

[junonreactor]

every time pmoon puts out a notice i am prepared to feel deep disdain but lol. lmao. holy fuck.

#the accusation of political motivation on the user group but not the fucking incels. the conflicting statements regarding the dismissal. #the fact that they put up en/jp translations of their notice from TWO MONTHS AGO immediately afterward so it looks even more #like they're doubling down on a deeply fucked decision. the threat of legal action Again. #all that just to fail hilariously at brushing this away before tgs. incredible. kim jihoon spontaneously combust challenge #ein babbles #yes i uninstalled the game yes i do keep up with official updates because im invested in seeing where this shit #ESPECIALLY if anything actually happens in regards to like. legal ramifications on any side #they're so stupid and they think we are even stupider. incredible to watch. #HFDGJKAHFGD THEY TWEETED AGAIN. #'stop being mean to us for real we WILL sue you' yeah ok. 'we're trying to protect our employees' ok. like the translators? translator. #if they could they would have had cancel culture buzzwords everywhere in that english notice. #they reuploaded the draft letter that the union said they wouldn't be publishing. what are you Doing over there... #like. all of this and not a single word about how the tweets that started this mess were deleted and couldnt possibly be reasonably counted #against vellmori re:company policy. and no action is apparently being taken against the dcinsider losers who went to the company. #their targets for legal retaliation make it very clear what their priorities are it's so. lmao.

[thunderheadfred]

I’ve had to deal with more petulant, babbling white people in the last month than I thought possible. Look, I’m a white suburbanite too, that doesn’t give me free reign to stomp my feet and scream and throw tantrums over the dumbest fucking shit I stg

#husband is going to run for HOA board because only one poor beleaguered lady is on it right now #and while at our first meeting we watched her get cussed out by this insane entitled white man who didn’t want to pay a fine #coupled with the sperm-count obsessed incel and climate-denying octogenarian at our town hall #and I’m like #white people wtf is wrong with us #fucking grow up #the planet is on fire and I know toddlers more mature about it than you

[athamad]

Thinking abt Iphingenia and Achilles and how much l would ship them because of the movie and stuff and UGH

#greek mythology #iphigenia #achilles #l hate how l saw tsoa when l wrote achilles #anyways #homer #greek plays #greek tragedy #greek myths #greek myth #ancient greek mythology #they deserve better #I mean mostly iphigenia #but ig achilles can count too #l still hate him tho #he sucks #but still they shoukd have married #even tho Achilles is an incel #and doesnt know how to talk to women #like in the movie #when cly was like let me hug you #achilles was just sweating the whole time #AND THE LAST SCENE??? #Where hes like #just say the word and ill fight them #HELLO???? #Not very homo of u achilles #l wish they had a happy ending

[theburialofstrawberries]

so far the racial politics of poker face eps 1-2 weirding me out

#for one dollar can i have a person of colour who's not a good person #for another dollar can i have a sympathetic male black character who didn't serve in the army #the murderer in ep 2 being a white supremacist incel but also somehow undermining his victim's military service by going ''well abu ghraib' #so he's....so he's a leftist white supremacist misogynist??? WHAT IS THE TRUTH??? #the count is so far 3 poc we've come to know 2 of whom die 1 of whom is framed for murder . WHY

[wazzuppy]

i think it's so funny that glaive never got a redemption arc in kkpcalm, when pretty much EVERY OTHER VILLIAN DOES. like he's just a shithead until the end of the show. even when he helps the precure remake the world his reasoning is that he'd rather do that than die in the endless void. when his kirakira gets restored the first thing he does is go "thats right!! im a BAD GUY" and sends out his little creatures to go do mischief. hes so fun

#tara says stuff #precure #kira kira precure a la mode #glaive #like unless u count the one single frame where he talks to bibli at the end of the show he is NEVER redeemed #which i mean is fair considering hes like. probably the worst person out of the kira kira villains #except for MAYBE noir but we i feel like we didnt see enough of him to make a for sure judgement #like we saw him be an incel once and then he died PFT- #but anyways. kira kira has so many fun villians #like julio and bibli r definitely the best but i genuinely enjoy all of them #although #maybe a hot take maybe not but can i just say #elysio is literally the most boring man up until the finale. he has nothing to him until then #like he is just a boring guy with a boring design until he genuinely very suddenly gets a personality in the last few episodes #and in that hes great but everything before that??? literally an unsalted cracker

[cringe-but-freee]

Count dracula who?? I’m only reading count of monte cristo

#the incel fisher dude who wants to fuck his cousin so bad he gets a guy sent to prison for 14 years is the funniest character so far #also DANTES IS SUCH A GOOD BOYYY it’d sure be a shame if something bad happened to him :) #the count of monte cristo