#d e v e s t a t i o n

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[luxmoogle]

Your bio says you can be bribed with lux, but what about 13 postcards I found randomly? Would you take those?

..THIRTEEN????

#XIII #1101 1101 1101 1101 #X I I I #DARKNESS #1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 1101 #13 #DOOR TO DARKNESS #ABYSS #d a r k n e s s i s h a l f o f e v e r y t h i n g #d a r k n e s s #a m e a n i n g l e s s e f f o r t #oNe who knows n o t h i n g #can u n d er sta n d n o t h i n g

[csyakult]

✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

#࿐ ･✻ ◌ #a p h r o d i t e #w e l l k n o w f o r h e l o v e a n d b e a u t y #y o u t o o k m e a n d y o u b a t h e m e i n #y o u r w a t e r s #seulgi #seulgi moodboard #seulgi red velvet #seulgi icons #red velvet #red velvet moodboard #red velvet icons #red velvet layouts #grunge moodboard #edgy moodboard #messy moodboard #random moodboard #moodboard #kpop icons #kpop messy packs #kpop packs #gg icons #ulzzang icons

[deus-ex-mona]

real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto… #(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge) #sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~ #but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~ #bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse??????????? #man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨ #(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…) #(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh) #(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content) #(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.) #(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life) #(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty) #(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao) #(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one) #(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

[duplicitcus]

"i bet you like to read a lot, too."

She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.

And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.

Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.

"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"

#s o u n d w a v e — Γ s p y m a s t e r ┘ → [ s u p e r i o r ] #a r c e e → ┘we're alone on this planet where ever we go. ┌ ::team prime::

[6loodlvstt]

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 call me whatever | chrono 18

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 he/it | vampkin | demiomnirom cupiosex

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 ext info: i have npd, autism, ocd, osdd and bpd as a warning before you interact with me; im kinda tone deaf so please use tone tags; i also have very low empathy

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 its fine to send me asks of any kind

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this blog may contain: yandere themes, nsfw, gore, talks about blood, and violent thoughts

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this is more so a yandere account, i dont have anyone, just post out of having too much love

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i dont have a dni, ill block you if you make me uncomfortable

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 that being said; i support proshippers, rqs, transids, and paras

˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i would appreciate if minors (or anyone who wants/needs to) blocked my love lust tag, its just my nsfw posts

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˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ taken anons: 🦴, 🩹

#⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ p o s t s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ r e b l o g s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ d a r l i n g s ˎˊ˗ #⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ l o v e l u s t ˎˊ˗

[supgoddo]

Dawg I just remembered that I have a tumblr LMFAO

{Click for higher quality}

This is an art trade I did with @glowingneonduck :D

I am so sorry this took me a month and two weeks to finish

BUT IM REALLY PROUD WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT YIPPPE YIPPPE YIPPE

#storybots #digital art #storybot oc #ask the storybots #fanart #Heeb Hullabaloo #I LOVE HIS TATTOOS SM 10/10 #first time proud of the background #I d r e w e v e r y s i n g l e s t r a n d o n t h e r o p e

[darkheartedprince]

@kukyc sent: "i licked you so you’re mine now"

Riku was busy using his gummiphone as a [ [ c l e v e r ] ] distraction when he felt something wet and , arguably , [ [ s l i m e y ] ] grace his cheek . His mouth fell agape at the sensation as he was made practically stunned into submission at the action he had just witnessed .

" . . . Did you just - . . . ? "

He took a moment to process what had just happened , closing his aquamarine eyes for a moment . He took a slow , [ [ d e e p ] ] breath before he decided what he actually wanted to say . . . Or [ [ d o ] ] . He was always told to pick his battles . Sure , he'd behave . . . [ [ m o s t l y ] ] . On that note , Riku wiped the spit from his cheek then wiped his palm across Vanitas' cheek .

" . . . Try harder than that to own me . "

#x. c : v a n i t a s 5 #kukyc #x. h e a r t l e s s w h i s p e r s | i c a n s w e r e d #x. o o c | and so it begiiins <3 #x. s h o r t a n d s w e e t | c o n v o #x. d a w n a n d d a r k n e s s a r e n e v e r a l o n e a g a i n

[biitchcakes]

SPIDER-WOMAN: ORIGIN Iss 3 ┃ SPIDER-WOMAN Vol. 7 Iss 20

( personals DNI. )

#electrifying a sword is fkin RAD #and she should do it more often 😌 #also that first one is her stabbing the taskmaster #turning on the zap zaps #then frying a whole street of hydra agents :)) #:)))))))) #one day i wanna make some posts about #all the callbacks karla put in her 2020 run #bc she's awesome and i love her #( should make a counter of how many times #i've said that here on the blog - ) #( a b i l i t i e s . ) #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( v i s a g e . ) #( l i n d s a y m c c a b e . )

[littleoceanbabe]

IM GETTING REAL SICK OF THESE UTTERLY DEVASTATING SEASON TWO ENDINGS YALL!! GETTING REAL SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!!!

#loki season 2 #ofmd season 2 #good omens season 2 #loki s2 #ofmd s2 #go s2 #I JUST FINISHED LOKI AND W H A T W A S T H A T #IM SICK OF IT EVERYBODY!!!! REAL FUCKING DONE!!!!!! #I WANNA BE H A P P Y #I WANNA BE C O N T E N T #I WANT MY BLORBOS TO BE L O V E D #I WANT THEM TO BE WITH THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALL ALIVE AND WELL #FUCK ME IS THAT SO HARD?????? #HOLY SHIT MAN

[taichi-x-koushiro]

Digimon Adventure ~ Koushiro{u} Izumi x Taichi Yagami {KOUTAI} / {Taishiro[u]} / {TaiKou}

"In Paris I spent my first night in Montmartre. In all those nightclubs where now everyone is my friend I went from discovery to discovery. Everywhere I encountered the same warm, smiling welcome, the same excellent champagne…everywhere my cap, my light beige suit, and my suede shoes made a sensation." "Panama" Al Brown {x} {Queer History}

Digimon Adventure 25th Anniversary Pop-Up Shop {x} "DIGIGIFT" Official Calender/Wallpaper {x} (Note: Full version of latter contains #TheBeginningSpoilers for Taichi's full design, and a potential aftermath or in-between for the film!)

(Anyway, I need an A.U. like this where Taichi runs into +French-speaking Koushiro in France, {in Tri: Saikai, Koushiro is canonically attempting learning some French, and as the cap above shows, takes Koushiro's parents to a fancy French restaurant - it is also heavily implied it's Koushiro paying for their meal, as well as helping them order} and Taichi's "beige suit" and shoes "make a sensation" for someone we all Know...)

Fan Edit by @izzyizumi / koushirouizumi {Do Not Copy} {Do Not Remove Caption} {Do Not Re-post} {Do Not Reproduce My Works Under Any Circumstances}

#digigraphic #taishiro #koutai #taishirou #digigraphics #koushiroxtaichi #koushiro x taichi #taichixkoushiro #koutai au #koutaishiro #taishiro au #izzyizumi edit #queer taichi #mspec taichi #koushiros french #tri koushiro #2012 taichi #advs timeline: around 2k12 era if semi canon compliant #thebeginningspoiler #(b A N G S F I S T S D O W N) #(YEAH I FOUND A V. VERY FITTING Q U O T E EARLIER ON) #(The SECOND I saw new img I was like 'YES HI TAICHISAN') #(YEAH TAICHI YOU SHOW OFF THAT BEIGE SUIT) #(Even the part about shoe color and style almost seem F i t s) #*DO NOT TAG MY WORKS AS 'Q SLUR' OR ANY EQUIVALENT OR I WILL IMMEDIATELY HARDBLOCK WITHOUT WARNING {YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED}

[clownsuu]

I'm gonna be honest w u man,,, I have no idea where my sense of shame went at the time of drawing this-

Look what u did to me-

LMAOOO zambbbb yall real like grandpa moment smhh

#Imagine simpin for GRANDPA #We live in a society lmAOOOO #Young idols? Forget that #D I v o r c e d g r a n d p a p #With t r a u m a and I s s u e s #Probably the type to cry and start beat boxing at the same time smhh

[deus-ex-mona]

omg happy 10th birthday to inokori sensei

#never forget v f l o w e r ‘s demo song + the fact that ymk illustrated the v3 design #the earliest song i remember being there for lmao (cheers to the og goat ✨d e s c e n t s u b s✨) #idk where i first heard haruki’s name from (never watched hatsukoi no ehon’s mv till honeypre) #but i’ve always called inokori sensei the ‘sensei and haruki song’ ever since i could remember #maybe the og subbing goat put haruki’s name in the eng sub vid’s description? i can’t rem bc it’s been too long agghhhhhhh #but i do remember that the ‘student x model’ thing was in kinyoubi’s eng sub description #which was exactly where my ‘midori was a model?????’ misunderstanding originated from lmao #to think that i didn’t realise that *sena* was the model till kawaiku naritai over 2 years later… #though! with inokori sensei reaching the double digits this year… #this means that it’ll have been 10 years since mdsn first appeared in kinyoubi no ohayou!!!!! #i’ll see y’all for the celebration in july~~~~~~

[maxwell-mtv]

On my way to Columbus for Galaxy Con and I'm listening to my music and thought I'd share my personal playlist I made for Morris with everyone here for the occasion.

Ngl it sorta follows the story I'm drafting for him in my fanfic. Anyways, how's everyone doing today?

#I'm excited I get to meet Brent Spiner and Steve from Blue's Clues #I'll be there the whole weekend so thats also pretty rad #also a little intimidating... #S t i m u l a t i o n O v e r l o a d #morris sdv #morris #Stardew Valley #sdv playlist #character playlist #Stardew Valley Morris #Maxwell_MTV

[eyesore-boi]

The Distraclick

........aight so m a y b e need a bit of an explanation for this-

Basically, I got this idea since whenever I check my Spotify account to listen to music, I usually see these two albums right next to each other:

And when I saw that....I got an idea- What if I just....mash these two albums together, making it fit since they both have 3 main guys on it, and see what happens? .....So I did that :']

And I do kinda like it! As you can probably already tell, I took the base from the AJR album and gave it a Distractable theme! I replaced Adam, Jack, and Ryan with Wade, Mark, and Bob, made the piano road an actual road, replaced the trumpets and drums with screens kinda showing Distractable thumbnails (y e a h i didn't have that many ideas for that not gonna lie rbslbdskb-), and just gave the rest the Distractable colors!

I did kinda have fun making this! Guess I've been trying out more different styles lately, practicing more with lighting and shading (even if this one was kinda light) and gotta admit those clouds w e r e fun to draw, so who knows! Maybe some day in the future I'll do more AJR albums covers with Distractable....guess we'll hafta wait and see- 👀👀

#also damn kinda surpised myself how well the bois fit into this #mannerism wise and all that #guess it was meant to be #... #also that road took me forever to get right dhaksbskahsksbaka #d a m n y o u p e r s p e c t i v e #markiplier #mark fishbach #muyskerm #bob muyskens #lordminion777 #wade barnes #distractable #AJR #the click #eyesore's art

[woeismywaffle]

#are they #y'know #the way breakdown(?)'s looking at bee is just #slightly fruity #yearning even #that or my long years on the internet has finally driven me insane #at first I thought that was Tracks and then I saw the Decepticon insignia and I was like Breakdown??? And then I was like STUNTICONS??????? #God bless Earthspark #AL S O #T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S #Very glad that people who officially worked/work of tf media are weird about their faves as well (Thank you Nick Roche for delivering us) #ALSO ALSO. #T W I N K S H O C K W A V E . #Eagerly anticipating when all of Megatron's exes unite and try to kill him #AND OH MY GOFD I SLMOST FORGOT EJWJSK G R I M L O C K . #K I N G 👑 . #tf #earthspark #Transformers: Earthspark #transformers