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[ego-tistical-prick]

GO LISTEN TO DISTRACTIBLE GO GO GO

#markiplier #distractable

[oswinunknown]

my wifi sent me to hell for trying to send this

#markiplier #distractable #go my favorite sports team

[screaming--axolotl]

I love the duality of people who want a markipiler onlyfans the one side I've seen is artists wanting accurate body refs an the others are unbelievably horny

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[thelooniemoonie]

what's been going on for the past week

#markiplier #distractable #GMFST #markiplier memes #shitpost #moonies makings #so. those renegotiations huh #love how we crashed the website a few hours in

[rejli]

the holy fart gods

#shitpost #distractable #mark fischbach #markiplier #wade barnes #bob muyskens #muyskerm #lordminion777 #distractible escape room

[smallest-moon]

i love them <3

#markiplier #jacksepticeye #crankgameplays #tyler scheid #lordminion777 #muyskerm #brain leak #distractable #go my favorite sports team #mine. #and i hope brain leak #leaks enough brains to actually to that number one spot #it's kinda funny to me ngl #imagine getting your number 1 spot stolen first by a bunch of thirsty but wholesome bitches (all for charity of course) #and now getting threatned agajn by these two adorable goofballs #really hope all their podcast adventures go well

[cottagecorrosive]

Gaseous Snake

#pls get the reference and find it funny pls #markiplier #mgs #mgsv #metal gear solid #solid snake #liquid snake #gaseous snake #distractable

[taro-wong]

Slow day at Spirits and Such Consultation Agency

#in which they are tasked to come up with controversial takes on twilight #regardless of whether they've watched it #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #reigen #reigen arataka #serizawa #serizawa katsuya #tome #kurata tome #tome kurata #distractable #twilight #twilight saga #edward cullen #animatic #was going to drop some trivia on the japanese dub of twilight... #but in the wake of Recent news i shall not

[fallingforfictionalmen]

i say “i turned around” so much everyday but NO ONE understands but i think im hilarious

#distractable #markiplier #mark fishbach #bob muyskens #lordminion777 #wade barnes #distractable podcast

[iamonlyperson]

did you say onlyfans....

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[obsidiancreates]

#markiplier #markiplier egos #Distractable #distractable podcast

[cadmium-ores]

current standings: On Spotify, Distractible is at #9 and Go! is at #11 in sports. On Apple Podcasts, Distractible is at #142 and Go! is at #99 in sports.

To recap, our goal is for all of those numbers to read #1. The data suggest it's easier to affect the Spotify standings, so if you have an Apple device, focus your efforts there!

Go! has a smaller listener-ship, but the goal is proportionally smaller, so I’m not certain if there’s a marked advantage to focusing on it. Obviously, the recommendation of where to focus will change as we approach the goals.

As for recruiting new listeners, it’s all about target audience: Go! is likely to be less widely appealing than Distractible’s general humor, so when in doubt I’d go with Distractible. I wouldn’t try to hook new listeners on both right now; no need to split their investment.

Here's a list of things we know to affect podcast charts:

Subscribing to the podcast

Downloading the episodes

Actually listening to the episodes

“Adoption rate” - how quickly people check out a new episode. Distractible drops at 12 AM PT / 3 AM ET on Mondays. Go! drops at I think the same time on Thursdays.

Things that might affect podcast charts:

Listening with sound on! Some software knows if you’re just playing something muted for views.

Notifications. Just guessing here. 

I found a “Save Episode” feature on Apple; no idea what that does, but by god did I save those episodes.

So, set up your computers/phones/friend’s tablets/parent’s smart TVs/WHATEVER up to play that shit on loop on very low volume overnight. Any device with spare drive storage? Download that shit. Any account you can get your grubby little hands on the password for? Slam that whatever-the-equivalent-to-subscribe-is button.

Do it for charity!

#that's def what we're in this for yeah? charity! yeah? #Markiplier #Distractible #Distractable #GMFST #Go! My Favorite Sports Team #my post #being very normal about this

[itscoldinwonderland]

Watching distractable and listening to mark talk about tech stuff: I have no idea what you're saying and I don't care but continue

#Markiplier #distractable #text post

[skinnywalker]

#markiplier's of #markiplier #distractable #go my favorite sports team

[lady-raziel]

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

#markiplier #distractable

[cvpidsb0w]

um...im new here hi!

(low key scared)

(AHH I MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE IGNORE IT!)

#new to tumblr #hello tumblr #want friends #melanie martinez #days union #markiplier #distractable