Robert Pattinson on Ellen will forever be iconic
Rosalie and emmet are wayyyyy to happy to watch Bella kick Jacobs ass. Edward has a reason with the triangle but Emmet and Rosalie just love a good ass whooping.
Me to Edward: whatcha gonna do?? cry? That’s what I thought bitch boi
alice in the hall over having to listen to her idiot brother tell his future wife “it’s the fluorescence” like he’s never spoken to a human before as if he hasn’t spent the last century pretending to be one
bella swan was just a lesbian who never felt attractive to anyone before edward so she became unrealistically attached to him and got into a bad relationship with him and then became a vampire because she felt obligated to be with him forever. stephanie meyer is just a coward and doesn’t want to admit it.
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it
Bella *suddenly unsure*:
every case of a haunted house in Forks is actually just Edward loudly weeping while listening to youtube rips of Howlin’ Wolf in the crawl space
I think I should do an essay on reading Edward Cullen as the repressed gay son, and how the way he’s written is informed by Meyer’s Mormon beliefs regarding homosexuality and correcting it.
Edward Cullen would eat Onision. Send tweet.
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Did I just indirectly quote Edward Cullen?
Yes yes I did, the line was “No measure of time with you will be enough, so let’s start with forever.”
The line I said was, “No measure of time will be enough, but let’s start with forever.”
So basically I just told my boyfriend a line from a wedding scene because I love him that much and my brain automatically thought to something romanic from Twilight
Ooh fun tag game, tag the weirdest thing that comes up when you type in each of the Cullens names…
all the kids who thought augustus putting an unlit cigarette in his mouth was the most sophisticated metaphor they had encountered clearly never saw the scene in twilight where edward is glaring at bella in the bio classroom, thinking of all the ways he can kill her efficiently while also having intense emotional turmoil about how giving into his natural masochistic instincts will unequivocally disappoint his only father figure (that we know of) and further his eternal damnation, with the stuffed owl wings behind him looking like an angel’s wings and hence depicting how his sense of morality and empathy make him undoubtably good, despite his own personal beliefs of his soul (or lack thereof)
I want more one shots of Bella and Edward (and the other Cullen) doing normal things like Bella and Edward had a whole summer of just hanging out and dating but all we ever get is the drama of it all and I just wanna read about them doing regular things
vampire bella when edward assumed she was going to kill the hikers
Field day at the Cullen household where they all go horse riding and get to teach Bella how
I am begging you guys to stop being rude about my religion. If you want to insult Smeyer there are plenty of ways to. My religion is not why shes a shitty person; shes a shitty person just because she is one. I cant go into the twilight tags these days without seeing stuff bashing mormons bc of her and that is deeply hurtful because she’s bad. My religion is not.
It’s explained early on that when transformed, vampires become the perfect version of their human self. They have perfect hair, perfect teeth and the perfect body. Well to go with the perfect body do their genitals become the “perfect size”? For example, if someone had a regular sized dick would the transformation cause their dick to grow to the perfect size. Then depending on what is judged as being a perfect size, would some people’s dicks shrink during the transformation as well. This also goes for females, do their boobs grow or shrink to become the “perfect size”. Or do we truly believe that whatever overseer of the world that caused the vampires to transform in such a way believed that every body was perfect. So possibly body shape and size stays the same while looks get changed to draw in humans?