#dad vader series

[stardads]

Ahsoka Episode 5 - Shadow Warriors | Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

#star wars #ahsoka #ahsoka tano #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #darth vader #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #rosario dawson #hayden christensen #mark hamill #star dads content

[amirahsoka]

thinking about in one of the kenobi episodes where obiwan, leia and anakin were on the same planet, just seconds away from each other, and the first thing obiwan did was tell leia to run. so many what-ifs in that single moment.

#what if ten-year-old leia met her dad #would anakin have faltered then? #what if anakin hesitated then spent his entire years as vader trying to seek her and say hello and explain #anakin skywalker #princess leia #leia organa #obi wan kenobi #kenobi series #obi wan and anakin

[seizethegay420]

I'm watching obi wan kenobi with my dad, and he was talking about how the stakes are low because you know they all survive but then he said,"You know Darth Vader isn't going to find Obi Wan"

And I-

#old and crusty obi wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi series #star wars #leia organa #anakin skywalker #darth vader #my dad knows nothing #its actually kinda funny #he introduced me to star wars and now i know more than him #oh how the turn tables #anakin and obi wan #obi wan and anakin

[maveras-posts]

Darth Vader Headcanons:

Darth Vader Headcanons:

When he first got into the suit he had to relearn EVERYTHING

Vader constantly tripped and fell with the new limbs & weight of the suit

The cape also didn’t help

He is an evil lord he INSISTED on having a cape (Palp face palmed at this)

On his off time (ALMOST NEVER) he would tinker with his suit

Vader also plays with the buttons on his suit when he’s nervous ✋😭

Anakin created his alter ego Vader to channel the anger (More like a big tantrum if ya ask me🙄)

Are we gonna address the anger issues?

The Death Star officers are SO RELIEVED when he kills Obi Wan they all thought “Finally, we can focus on keeping order in the Empire and not be dragged into his silly Jedi hunts…” BUT THEN—

“We need to address our LATEST threat…the Rebel scum— LUKE SKYWALKER”

They all died a little inside that day

Vader is PETTY AS ✨FuCk✨

May seem cold BUT he is warm

Might explode a planet or two🙄💅

But with all truth he feels EVERYTHING

Although he HaTeS the LiFe SuPpOrT sUiT—he likes that it makes him taller 💀

As soon as he learned his son was alive he started making DAD JOKES

Imagine this mofo in his deep voice making puns & DAD JOKES—IM DECEASED💀

I just watched Obi Wan Kenobi and it caused me to revisit a ✨HYPERFIXATION✨ that being Star Wars and especially one of my favorite ✨VILLAINS✨ of all time…Darth Vader! So I was like FUCKIT and I decided to write down my head canons I have made over the years, hopefully the fandom doesn’t hate me for this and everyone enjoys!

More soon!

👻Mavera💕

#creative writing #lgbtq writer #writers supporting writers #writingblr #nonbinary #darth vader #darksideoftheunknown #come to the dark side #star wars #star wars kenobi #kenobi series #disney #george lucas #star wars headcanons #vader and obi wan #lord vader #dad vader #vader is the best #horror #sith #order 66 #clone troopers #storm trooper #what have i unleashed #i said what i said #anakin skywalker #skywalker family #live for something legacy #mustafar #palpatine

[kittandchips]

PickledGuava just released Force Bond - Interactive Media in podfic form. These are amazing and well worth checking out if you enjoy podfic. Love the Caz Baxter voice : )

#darth vader #luke skywalker #dad vader #star wars podfic #force bond series

[a-random-pillow]

Follow up to the "Vader finds out Ezra is his kid during Twilight Apprentice?" thing:

How excited will Vaderkin be when he finds out about Luke and Leia? Not just one child, but THREE children!

(different anon btw)

Thanks for the Ask!

Simple Obi-Wan would tell him.

When Ezra finds himself on Tatooine he tells Obi-Wan everything and of course Kenobi cries. Then Maul gets the shit kicked out of him by Obi-Wan who finally has a reason to live. A reason to Live not just survive.

Obi-Wan comes out of hiding and Ashoka flying hug tackles the man and then punches him for not telling her he is alive. Ashoka realizes she has Three Baby Siblings and is about to throw hands.

When Anakin finds out via Ashoka he just lays down on the ground and says

"What the kriff have I done?"

But both of his kids have families and only one of them is willing to let them into his child's life (The Organas). Anakin contemplates going to the darkside and just killing all his kid's parents to get full time custody but fuck he is good now.

But Vader dose mange to convince Beru and Owen to move off Tatooine and into a nice apparent onto Naboo.

Vader moves his plans to kill Plaps up fast since

He has Kenobi on his side

HE HAS KIDS TO PROTECT

#leia skywalker #ezra bridger #star wars rebels #star wars #ezra skywalker #ezra skywalker au #anakin skywalker #leia organa #luke skywalker #anakin and padme #maul and ezra #obi-wan kenobi #darth maul #maul opress #darth vader #dad vader #Ashoka #ashoka tano #Ezra not being the Bridger's bio kid series

[yorkieporkie]

a small Ben and Luke sketch that inspired me from @kittandchips Force Bond: Licensed  

#my art #fanfic artwork #force bond #force bond series #luke skywalker #dad vader #star wars #ben jarnet

[thenameisfives]

Help- I was watching kenobi with my family and my mom (used to be movies fan only) said “don’t laugh. But how are they all siblings? They don’t look the same”

….no mom they’re not actually brothers and sisters, that’s just their names in the cult 😭✋✋

#genetics can be crazy huh #they’re all a happy inquising family :) #Vader is the dad and the grand inquisitor is the oldest child aka the babysitter. #palps is the mom <3 #obi wan kenobi series #inquisitors

[bunnylovesani]

♡ This is an 18+ blog, MDNI ♡

˖✧˚｡⋆ Taglist ⋆｡˚✧˖

𓇼 Hayden Christensen characters and Spencer Reid𓇼

HC Series:

˚｡⋆౨ৎ Miss Congeniality ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚

(Brother’s best friend Anakin x pageant queen reader)

| Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 |

⋆⁺₊✧ The Bratty Belle ✧₊ ⁺⋆

(James Kelly x bimbo fem reader)

| Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 |

HC Oneshots: ₊ ⊹₊

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Daddy Issues ⊹ ࣪ ˖

₊˚⊹ Daddy Issues 2 ₊˚⊹

(In which Anakin is your best friend’s dad)

ೀ⋆A Rough Ride ೀ⋆

(Kinky car sex with DILF Anakin)

⟡♡⟡ An Arrangement ⟡♡⟡

(Forced marriage to Anakin as Darth Vader)

⋆˙⟡ A Birthday Affair ⋆˙⟡

⋆☽⊹ A Birthday Affair 2 ⊹☽⋆

(Cheating with your best friend’s bf Anakin)

‧˚ʚɞ˚⋆Cherry Popping⋆˚ʚɞ ˚‧

(Losing virginity to dad’s friend James Kelly)

⋆｡˚✶ The Other Woman ✶⋆｡˚

(Angsty cheating with your married boss, Anakin)

˚𖥔.ᡣ𐭩˚.⋆ Kiss Me Through The Phone ⋆.˚ᡣ𐭩.𖥔˚

(A sinful ft call with stepbro Sam Monroe)

˚⋆𐦍 Sleeping Beauty 𐦍⋆˚

(Somnophilia with roommate Anakin)

❀ He Was a Boy, She Was a Girl ❀

(Fluff with neighbour Sam Monroe)

HC Blurbs:

⊹ 𐙚₊˚ ⋆ Stepbro Ani ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹

⋆˙☆ Shower with Sam Monroe ☆ ˙⋆

𖦹｡˚ ✮ Creep Ani ✮˚｡𖦹

SR Oneshots:

⊹˚𑁍 You Belong To Me 𑁍˚⊹

(Smut with cheating husband Spencer)

˖⟡ꕤ A Marriage Story ꕤ⟡˖

(Angst/fluff/smut with post-prison husband Spencer)

#hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #james kelly #sam monroe #spencer reid #matthew gray gubler

[miss-musings]

Parallels between Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and Crosshair from "The Bad Batch"

GENERAL PERSONALITIES & EARLY LIFE

Both of them are fiercely loyal to the people they care about

Both of them are absolute SassMasters

Both have a scar/tattoo over their right eye

Neither had a proper childhood, as they were both trained for combat starting at a young age

Both have special abilities/enhanced senses compared to the average human, and they were trained (read: groomed) because of it

Both of them were part of a unique brotherhood (the Jedi and the clones, respectively) that, at one point, spanned the entire galaxy during The Clone Wars

Both have a complicated relationship with an older brother/father figure in Obi-Wan and Hunter, respectively

Both lost their right hands in a fight with an evil counterpart (Although, for Crosshair, this happens much later in his life)

POSSIBLE FORESHADOWING IN TCW Season 7?

As I pointed out in a separate post, in "The Clone Wars" Episode 7.02 "A Distant Echo," we get a moment of foreshadowing with these two characters.

In the episode, Anakin and his friend/captain Rex and the four original Bad Batch brothers are on a rescue mission together. About halfway through the episode, there's a moment where the six of them split up to search a tower. They're basically at a T-intersection, and while the other four go one way, Crosshair and Anakin go the other.

(Link to a gif post of the moment here.)

These characters literally take the same path.

By doing so, they are separating themselves from their loved ones (Anakin from his friend Rex, Crosshair from his brothers) and choosing the opposite path.

I realize this might've been unintentional on the writers' part, because I'm not sure if "The Bad Batch" series was in production yet when TCW Season 7 released, but holy hell! That's some insane foreshadowing right there!!

THEIR TURN TO ‘THE DARK SIDE’

Both betrayed their brothers and other loved ones by deciding to serve the Empire, and it's around the same time in-universe

Order 66 specifically becomes a pivotal moment in their respective stories. For Anakin, it's when he first takes on the name and mantle of Darth Vader and exterminates the Jedi; for Crosshair, it's when he's first torn away from his family due to the Empire's mind control via the inhibitor chip

Both have at least one opportunity to come back but decide to continue serving the Empire/Dark Side of their own accord (Anakin on Mustafar in ROTS // Crosshair on Kamino in TBB S1 finale)

While their battle attire was dark-colored before they betrayed their loved ones and started serving the Empire, afterward, both characters start wearing all-black armor

Despite all their loyalty and sacrifices, their masters/employers are ready to throw them away the minute they find a better or more convenient replacement

Both were burned while trying to kill their older brother/father figures

Both initially had hair, but after being burned and getting scarred on their heads, we only ever see them bald on-screen

Both seem to suffer from an "in for a penny, in for a pound" mindset, which is partly why they stay with the Empire for so long

While serving the Empire, both commit all of the war crimes!! :(

Both have multiple scenes of them killing their own officers/troopers, and they both seem to take some amount of pleasure in doing so

Blinded by anger and rage, both are ready to hunt down their older brother/father figures at a moment's notice, and ultimately attempt to kill them several times (Vader in the "Obi-Wan Kenobi" series // Crosshair in TBB Season 1)

Both attempt to kill their own kid at least once. (Vader in ANH // Crosshair in TBB Season 1)

(Side note: if you don't think of Crosshair as one of Omega's dads, I recommend you review my post about S3 Crosshair speed-running Hunter's Dad Arc and/or my CrossDad S3 episode ranking. Because, if you're not on board with the idea that Crosshair is Omega's dad, you're not going to enjoy the rest of this post.)

THEIR REDEMPTION & FINAL MOMENTS

There’s a whole plot line about them trying to find their kid at a secret base (Vader in ESB // Crosshair in TBB Season 3)

When confronted by their kid, both characters believe they are undeserving or too far gone to be forgiven/redeemed (Vader: "It is too late for me, son" // Crosshair: "Omega. Don't risk anything for me. I belong in here.")

At some point, both characters' kids challenge them on their true intentions and decisions to stay with the Empire. (Luke to Vader: "Then my father is truly dead." // Omega to Crosshair: "I wanted to believe it was the inhibitor chip that made you like this, but I was wrong.")

Both of them ultimately find redemption and forgiveness because their blonde kid refused to give up on them (Luke to Vader: "I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully." // Omega to Crosshair: "You're still their brother, Crosshair. You're my brother too.")

A large part of their redemption arcs is saving their kid from being held hostage and tortured by the Empire (Vader saving Luke from the Emperor // Crosshair helping Omega escape Tantiss both times)

While a much larger battle impacting the fate of the galaxy rages on nearby, both characters' final on-screen act -- the climax of their respective stories -- is saving their kid from one of the Empire's worst villains (Vader saving Luke from the Emperor // Crosshair saving Omega from Hemlock)

Both of them ultimately help thwart Palpatine’s plans for immortality/reincarnation(?) by destroying his primary body and his cloning facility on Tantiss, respectively

Their final on-screen reunions with their kids are very personal and emotional. For Vader and Luke, it's the only time they see each other face-to-face. For Crosshair and Omega, it's the first time they ever hug on-screen.

Their last lines of on-screen dialogue are talking about their daughters with another family member (Vader to his son Luke: "Tell your sister you were right" // Crosshair to his brother Hunter: "If I'm off -- I can't risk Omega.")

The final shots of them on-screen are a 'family portrait' type pose with their older brother/father figure and other loved ones, and their kid/s are nearby

(This list is subject to edits/additions if I think of anything else! If you have any ideas, include them in the comments or reblogs. Thanks!)

#omega and crosshair #tbb omega #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 #the bad batch crosshair #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #vader #anakin #star wars anakin #star wars analysis #crosshair and omega #vader and luke #anakin and luke #luke and anakin #luke and vader #clone trooper crosshair #crosshair tbb #crosshair bad batch #omega tbb #luke skywalker

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Bestie’s Weekend Edition

SERIES MASTERLIST

yourusername

liked by _alexturcotte, colecaufield, and 10,566 others

yourusername weekend trip to LA with my boys? say less!

i have missed hanging out with you two losers sfm🩵 i love you both with my whole butt!

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trevorzegras a notice more than “i’m not coming home all weekend” would’ve been nice! so would an invite!

_quinnhughes at least she told you this time

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i’m just glad she’s an hour away and not in canada again

yourusername sorry baby, it was bestie’s weekend! you know the rules! i love you, always!

trevorzegras i love you, forever❤️

colecaufield the golden trio strikes back!

yourusername i love you luke!

colecaufield i love you leia!

jackhughes i’m scared to ask who turc is because i know he’s not han solo

colecaufield @/jackhughes he’s darth vader

yourusername @/jackhughes because he’s our daddy

_alexturcotte hell yeah i am!

trevorzegras this might be the worst thing that’s ever come out of a bestie’s weekend

jackhughes i should’ve guess that

user22 i’d kill to be a fly on the wall for this weekend

user47 i firmly believe they made their own “big three” tik tok edit

_alexturcotte you’re not getting your bong back! i love you, y/n/n!

yourusername you’re a human dildo <3

trevorzegras ah yes, my favorite y/n insult

_alexturcotte @/trevorzegras my favorite is “undomesticated rat”

lhughes_06 mine is “you’re the human equivalent of the humming noise lights make”

_alexturcotte @/lhughes_06 that’s a good one

jamie.drysdale i get it’s “bestie’s weekend” but am i not a bestie?!

_quinnhughes i’m her best friend and i never get invited

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale sorry jamie baby, bestie’s weekend has been a tradition since high school!

yourusername @_quinnhughes “no brothers, no boyfriends, no girlfriends” you know the rules!! you classify as a brother!!

jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte i protest this bs

colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale aren’t you in florida?

jamie.drysdale @/colecaufield that’s not the point

user12 be honest, how high did you three get?

yourusername we didn’t have a jumping competition this year. sorry!

_quinnhughes no one ended up in the hospital this time! so proud of you three!

yourusername just for you, quintin! @_alexturcotte you owe me $10!

_alexturcotte you just had to mention senior year, didn’t you, hughes?

_quinnhughes @_alexturcotte we were all thinking it

trevorzegras thanks, quinn! now i owe jack $5

_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes YOU TWO AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE BETTING

jackhughes @/yourusername deny everything

yourusername @_quinnhughes what’s betting?

jackhughes @/yourusername that’s not what i meant

user4 i have a feeling these three together give quinn a bigger headache than y/n and jack together

user33 y/n, how do you feel about the stars being down 2-0?

yourusername let’s just say it was not the best part of bestie’s weekend

jackhughes can’t wait for brother’s weekend!

yourusername i can

jackhughes bitch

yourusername man whore

edwards.73 @/lhughes_06 mom and dad are fighting again!

yourusername @/edwards.73 go to your room

lhughes_06 @/edwards.73 you need to learn how to watch the chaos in silence

edwards.73 @/lhughes_06 no this is more fun

jackhughes @/yourusername we got some nosey kids

yourusername @/jackhughes they get that from you <3

#penalty box series #penalty box series: bonus editions #cole caufield #cole caufield imagine #cole caufield insta edit #alex turcotte #alex turcotte imagine #alex turcotte insta edit #trevor zegras #trevor zegras x reader #quinn hughes #jack hughes #jamie drysdale #luke hughes #ethan edwards #hockey imagine

[anthurak]

One thing that always feels so funny for me when it comes to the Rosebird Parents Theory isn’t when people simply disagree with the theory, but rather people apparently seeing the prospect of a ‘Raven is Ruby’s real father’ reveal to be this totally unthinkable thing and how could anyone ever think this could happen?!

Because once you get past the whole ‘two ladies making a baby’ hurtle, Raven being Ruby’s dad really fits into so many well-known fantasy/sci-fi tropes. Many of which RWBY notably has not done yet, or have already been tied to Raven herself.

I mean, the mysterious villainous and/or anti-heroic loner with ties to the family pulling an ‘I am your Father’ reveal on the protagonist? That’s a fucking CLASSIC. Hell, let’s consider a few things about Raven:

Big, intimidating helmet.

Clear Samurai inspiration.

Wields a katana-like sword that technically has an energy blade (dust=energy) which is generally RED-colored.

Possesses mysterious and terrible over-worldly powers.

Has a mysterious past tied to our protagonist’(s) family.

Was probably in love with our protagonist’s (apparently) dead mother.

Yeah I’d say Raven makes for a pretty good Darth Vader-expy.*

Beyond that specific case, we’ve already seen the story connect Raven to a BUNCH of ‘mysterious and angsty deadbeat dad who left their kid for unclear reasons’ tropes when it comes to Yang. Why not have those apply to Ruby as well? People have been clamoring for years about wanting to see Summer’s narrative dynamic with Yang explored as much as the one she has with Ruby, so why not have the reverse be true with Raven and Ruby as well?

After all, it seems that the story has now given Ruby a reason to seek Raven for answers just as Yang once did.

And as I’ve noted in previous Rosebird Parents posts, No I don’t believe Raven also being Ruby’s deadbeat dad would be somehow ‘redundant’. Particularly because the context is completely different: Yang has known that Raven is her birth-mother for most of her life, whereas Ruby would only just now be finding out that Raven is her birth-father. Far from being redundant, this would allow the story to explore two very different responses of kids to an absent parent: One who has had to live with the knowledge of that absent parent for years, and one who hasn’t and has to deal with this NEW information suddenly getting dropped on her.

Plus, as I alluded to earlier, it’s rather notable that RWBY hasn’t done some big ‘dramatic parent reveal’, given how much of a staple it is to the genre. And given how reimagining, twisting and flipping classic and well-worn fairytale/folklore/fantasy tropes (often via playing with gender-roles) is basically RWBY’s bread and butter at this point, I’d say giving the series heroine an ‘I am your father’ reveal from a woman would fit PERFECTLY in this series.

And if you’re going to ask ‘but how do two ladies make baby?!?’,

Raven can be intersex. Boom. Done.

Alternatively, magic.

As an aside, yes Summer being trans is a perfectly viable alternative. I just think logistically speaking, Raven being intersex and being Ruby’s ‘father’ makes a dramatic reveal a bit more streamlined. Also, the idea of Raven managing to be BOTH a deadbeat mom AND a deadbeat dad is just too funny XD

*Of course, this comparison gets even more fun when we consider Summer having her own Vader-parallels, ie; Summer almost certainly being taken by Salem and given what we can probably assume to be a Vader-esque makeover via grimm-hybridization in setup for a big reveal. So when we combine this with Raven, I think we can view what happened on their last mission as ‘What if Padme/Obi-wan got turned into Vader INSTEAD of Anakin?’ Like Raven in the present is basically Anakin doing Obi-wan’s traumatized hermit shtick, except all angry and edgy because it’s still Anakin.

#rwby #rwby theory #Raven Branwen #Ruby Rose #Summer Rose #rosebird #rosebird parents #rosebird parents theory #star wars references #guess who's back on their bullshit? XD

[anakinskywalker97]

Master Post

Hey! I'm Jamie, this is my Anakin Skywalker/ Star Wars side blog. My main blog for writing is @padfootdaredmetoo This blog does contain 18+ content so please keep yourself safe and avoid this blog if you are underage or if that stuff makes you uncomfortable.

Anakinskywalker97 turned into Anakins-Skybabe

~Anakin x Padawan Reader ~

Attachments - To try and save Anakin from the dark side Anakin's Padawan decides to confess her feelings in hopes she can win him back.

What you are capable of - Anakin's Padawan (reader) is taken from him and put in a dangerous situation. Him and Obi-Wan will do what they must to bring her back. Platonic dad Anakin & reader

Smut:

Trash Compactor - The reader finds herself in a tight squeeze with her master

part two - reader needs help reaching that same level of pleasure again so she is forced to ask her master for help.

Part Three - Anakin gets angry and his self-control snaps

Sith Eyes - ROTS alt ending - Anakin's Padawan is there for him in his time of need, giving him something better than Palpatine's offer.

Rise of Skywalker - Vader x Ex-Padawan Reader, the reader is captured by Vader and old feelings resurface. These choices lead to a longer series I'm working on - dark smut please read the warnings

Touch Starved Fix it Fics

Thanks for staying with me - Ao3

Vader dies and wakes up as his ten-year-old self. He and Obi-Wan do a better job of listening to the force and try to fix things this time around.

Blue Eyes - AO3

Ahsoka meets Anakin when she's a baby, they build a relationship throughout his limited time at the temple throughout the Clone Wars. When Palpatine sets his final plan into play he doesn't plan for a five-year-old togruta to derail everything.

Ahsoka's journey growing up with the Skywalker family.

#anakin skywalker #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin x reader #star wars #star wars imagine #anakin skywalker imagine #anakin Skywalker smut #anakin skywalker fic

[starplusfourletters]

I finally finished the last command

and it was a romp (spoilers)

Chewie spends the whole book on the edge of a nervous breakdown but buddy you very much did that to yourself. Sure, you swear a life debt to a guy who turns out to be One of the People in the Galaxy That Things Just Keep Happening To. Bad luck, bound to happen sometimes. But then you decide that life debt extends to his wife knowing FULL WELL that Even More Things Just Keep Happening to HER, and then they go and have TWINS? That’s on you, bud.

Mara “I still do want revenge on Luke Skywalker yes definitely now hold that thought I need to go risk my life to save Leia and the twins” Jade. Mara you’re embarrassing yourself.

Actual conversation:

Leia: Thanks again for saving my life. Mara: Don’t thank me until after I’ve killed Luke which I still absolutely want to do. Leia: So uhhh why’d you do it? Mara: I’m just opposed to kidnapping. Leia: Were you kidnapped? Mara: I dOn’T wAnT tO tAlK aBoUt iT yes. Leia: ... Mara: YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT MY TROUBLED PAST?? Leia: … Mara: BECAUSE IT’S NOT Leia: … Mara: Anyway here’s the information only I can provide that will turn the tide of the war. It’s free. Friends and family discount. Leia: Thanks. Mara: I’M STILL GOING TO KILL YOUR BROTHER Leia: That’s nice, dear.

MY KINGDOM FOR GHENT. His dad boss forgets to pick him up from AV Club so he spends two months wandering unrestricted through the capital building and then cracks Enigma because he’s bored

A TWELVE-DAY Character Bonding Hiking Trip??!? Zahn’s really outdone himself this time

WAIT THIS WHOLE TIME MARA DIDN’T KNOW LUKE AND VADER ARE RELATED?? Omigod that’s HILARIOUS. I mean, yeah, I guess it just never came up? And she didn’t watch the OT movies? That’s very funny to me for some reason. I definitely assumed she’d gotten that memo

Oh man it really feels like I should have seen that reveal coming and I absolutely did not. Gawd I love the 90s. Wowowowowowow. Chef’s kiss. I have so many questions about the Bespin janitorial system

“LUUKE” I’m dying

Admiral “It appears to be a trap.” Akbar

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Good vs. Evil Star Wars content to bring you “the two Evil factions getting in each other’s way vs the two Good factions getting in each other’s way until they all realize we’ve hit the end of the book and just start attacking everything indiscriminately”

The Climactic Battle Scene:

Luke: Fighting his clone! Han: Pew pew pew pew! Mara: Psychic defense! Psychic attack! Leia: Dual wielding blaster and lightsaber! Karrde: In the back, petting his doggos and talking on his phone I was legit worried about his safety in this book. But he's not dumb; he knows he doesn't have enough plot armor to take on the Big Bad. He is simply the best there is

Wedge / Aves is the rarepair I didn’t know I needed

RUKH!!

Oh thank God the doggos are okay

So as far as I can tell Thrawn made one mistake that wasn’t just bad luck and it was doing a shit job of getting Mara out of the way. The dude really should have had MORE of his enemies killed

Thesis statement: Aww Themb! <3

Now I just need to watch someone explain this series to Ep9-era Palpatine. Preferably in the style of Worthikids.

#star wars legends #the last command #thrawn #mara jade #chewbacca #i think I'm in too deep I think I've just got to read the entirety of legends now #strap in for my hot takes on jacen solo

[kittandchips]

Happy May Fourth! PickledGuava made the most awesome podfic of Force Bond: Dentist. Luke is so adorable, Vader so snarky, and Darth Dentist so creepy : ) Check it out!

#force bond #force bond series #darth vader #luke skywalker #dad vader #i am blessed by amazing people

[reblog-reblog666]

Reblog Masterlist 1

Matt Murdock / Daredevil

Alleycat series masterlist - Fluff, Smut

Not your average male fantasy - Smut

Kneel at the alter - Smut

Lost - Smut

Bad dreams (hold me closer) - Angst, Smut

No better love - Fluffy Smut

Wicked games - Angst?, Smut

Need - Angst, Smut

Ease the pain - Hurt/Comfort, Smut

Coffee shop woes (1) - Fluff / First date jitters (2) - Fluff / Late night confessions (3) - Angst, Fluff

My darling, my baby. - Fluff, Smut

Lavender haze - Fluff

Lingering - Fluff

Tolerance - Fluff

Ask response - Smut

I just need you - Hurt/Comfort?, Almost Smut?

A slow day - Smut

Bandages - Fluff

Sub!Matt hcs - Smut

Good boys deserve to be taken care of (1) - Smut / (2) - Smut

Old fashioned - Smut

Feisty - Smut

Wordle - Fluff (OFC, Not Reader)

Matt as a bad priest hcs - Smut

Kneel. - Kinda Hurt/Comfort?, Fluff?

Michelangelo's Matthew - Fluff

Still here - Fluff

Daddy issues - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Attention - Fluff

My own worst enemy - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

In the rearview - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

All I feel is you - Fluff

Castle in the sky - Fluff

Never an ear strain away - Fluff

Talk too much - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Chaotic College!Matt hcs - Fluff

Nepenth - Hurt Comfort, Fluff

Forgiveness - Smut

Pain and pleasure - Smut

Sub Matt blurb - Smut

When the needle speaks (1) - Angst, Hurt Comfort / (2)

Stroke - Smut themes?

No interruption - Smut

Ours - Smut Blurb

Relax - Smut Blurb

I’ll be in good company - Hurt Comfort, Fluff

You’re somebody else - Angst

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine - Fluff that makes you cry

Matt Murdock x Autistic! Reader x Frank Castle hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Bruises - Hurt Comfort

Matt Murdock x Virgin!Reader hcs - Smut

Guardian Angel - Teen!Reader, Pregnant!Reader, Dad!Matt, Hurt Comfort

A real first kiss - Little bit of angst, Little bit of comfort, Fluff

Corruption of innocence (1) (2) - Smut

Anchor - Hurt Comfort, Autistic Reader

And then I met you (1) - Slight Angst, Fluff, Dad!Matt, Mom!Reader

Stained glass love series masterlist

Rooftops and vigilantes - Fluff? Idk what else to say (1) (2) (3)

You learn something new everyday… I guess - Fluff, angst?, hurt comfort?

Praise kink - Smut / Good girls finish first - Smut

Ours - Fluff, Comfort

Chase - Smut (1) (2)

Frank Castle / Punisher

Bad dreams (hold me closer) - Angst, Smut

Fashion show - Fluff

Jealousy - Smut

Forgiveness - Smut

Out of mind - Fluff

Ours - Smut Blurb

Matt Murdock x Autistic! Reader x Frank Castle hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Ours - Fluff, Comfort

Billy Russo

Penny for your thoughts - Smut

Jessie Pinkman

Celebrating Jessie’s birthday hcs - Fluff

Saul Goodman

His secretary but in a porno way - Smut

Peter Parker / Spiderman

Stim the stress away - Fluff, Neurodivergent Reader

Touch - Smut

Doughnuts - Fluff

Paparazzi - Dark! Peter, Smut, little fluff?

these violet delights - a dark! mob!peter tale [tasm peter vs kilgrave] - Angst, Dark Fic, Not x Reader, Dead Dove Do Not Eat

Darth Vader / Anakin Skywalker

The throne - Smut, Darth Vader

Derek Morgan

Size kink - Smut

BAU General

Autistic BAU reader hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Rick Grimes

Our moments - Fluff

Bruce Wayne / Batman

Missing you - Smut

Words greatest detective - Smut

Other

Yandere Butler x Autistic Reader hcs - Dark, Hurt Comfort

#Masterlist