#damn bruh pointy

[zdf]

#damn bruh pointy #one punch man

[td-yuri-takes]

Mod cricket is a pinch of duncan slander allowed with your usual yuri takes please 🙏 cuz ngl he seems like the type of guy to say "i can fix you baby cheeks" UNIRONICALLY. He looks like a threat to any lesbian in a 50 kilometre radius

OKAY SO TALKING ABOUT DUNCAN IS ALLOWED ON THE BLOG IF WE’RE HATING ON HIM.

I have a few words myself.

BRO GOD DAMN YOU AIN'T GOT WAVES ON YOUR HEAD YOU GOT A WHOLE DAMN TIDAL SEQUENCE ON YO HEAD YOUR ASS UGLY AS SHIT BRO LOOK AT YOUR EMO ASS BRUH IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR I'M A BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER KING CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY LOOKING ASS AND LOOK AT YO NIPPLES BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES PEW PEW POINTY ASS NIPPLE ASS GARDEN GNOME NOSE LOOKING ASS NIPPLE BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BRUH SAY SOMETHING BRUH WHAT WHO TF AM I BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IF YOU DON'T GET YO ISHOWSPEED DRIED OUT WEED BODY BUILT LIKE AN ANAL BEAD HEADPHONE WIRE DEFLATED TIRE FARTED IN THE MIC AND CALLED IT FIRE CHICKEN POX DIRTY SOCKS AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX CRYPTO SCAM ORANGE CRAYON PEANUT BUTTER JELLY JAM DIRTY TOE SLOPPY JOE CHRISTIAN RONALDO LOOKING ASS UP YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP YOU DIRTY AS HELL BRO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE TWENTY TWO SAVAGE MOLDY CABBAGE WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YOUR HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS REFRIGERATOR IS FILLED WITH MAGGOTS FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT SEMI AUTOMATIC SOY SAUCE PACKET ROACH INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT LOOKING ASS BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT IF YOU DON'T YOUR HALF A FRY CHERRY PIE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOY YOU DIRTY AS HELL YOU LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAP PARKING SPACE WITH YO STUPID ASS BOY YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BOY BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS I'M GONNA WRECK IT.

#td yuri takes #total drama #tdi #total drama island #td #duncan slander #copypasta

[kyogre-blue]

My live blogging notes got too long, so I have to split them in half.

Here's ending the war:

Why do we have to wait a month between every step in this offensive... I know why, but like, why. Claude keeps mentioning that we're waiting for the Alliance lords to send more troops (including minor lords, per explore dialogue), but why are they still not getting in line about this. We're marching on the damn capital, can we just do it already?

I do know why, and it's because the calendar system was poorly thought out.

Flayn's parents met at a church in Enbarr. She definitely seems to be muuuuch younger than the other dragon people.

Blurb for the Enbarr battle says we're vastly outnumbered, which is after explore dialogue says that a good chunk of Empire forces is occupied in the former Kingdom.

Enbarr is the largest city in Fodlan, and it's also a fortress.

More "we want to save Rhea" dialogue.

Bye, Hubert. Bye, Death Knight. You went down in one hit each and didn't amount to anything.

Suddenly, Dedue. He's been in hiding at Enbarr for a while.

Claude thinks Dimitri was hard to understand. I saw him like twice, so I have no comment on this.

The background of a talking scene shows high cliffs around Enbarr.

"I don't want to kill Edelgard" and "Is there no way to walk the same path as Edelgard"... "She's a fellow student to all of us. If there's a path that we can walk together, that would be preferrable." Bruh

We kill Petra twice, I guess? Sucks for her.

Giant Demonic Beasts, cool, cool. They have artificial crest stones produced by the Empire.

Dedue goes straight through an enemy. Is that legal??

Edelgard says her and Claude's ideals aren't far apart, but she can't "entrust" Fodlan to him because he doesn't have "sufficient knowledge of this land's suffering." ok.jpg

....................Oops! I wanted Claude to hit her once, have her survive and then do other stuff, but he critted. Well, at least he got MVP and got motivated. Good on him, I guess.

Why is Byleth here for the cutscene. "My teacher, claim your victory" whose teacher am I "Even now people across the land are killing each other" because of you!! "The path lies across my grave, it's time to find the courage to walk it" BRUH

Hubert gave a letter to an Imperial general to hand over to us. And then he expositions about all the lore the story didn't get around to providing in a more reasonable way. Basically, the Agarthans hate both dragons and human, they were the ones who nuked Merceus.

Also, Rhea is in a secret chamber. "Residing," for sure.

Suddenly, Rhea.

Wait, speaking of, what happened to Dedue? He was just holding a chokepoint for like three turns. Tbh I expected him to attack Edelgard, but he never did?

And for that matter, what happened to the Almyran army? If we're going to be sooo outnumbered attacking the capital, shouldn't this be where they show up? And, you know, having them help during the climax of the war would be more natural than at some random fort that gets nuked immediately after?

Anyway, Rhea. She's got pointy ears, so cute, but she doesn't look well... Byleth has such a weird expression in that CG. Of course, I would also have a weird expression. Their hair color is pretty much the same in that image.

Rhea only says that Nemesis used to be a bandit, he plundered the Tomb and "somehow" obtained the Sword, then went to Zanado and slaughtered the children of the goddess, gaining more power from their corpses. Rhea says she doesn't know a bunch of details, so she's holding out on us (because Claude is there, or??)

Nemesis could not have done this on his own, so he must have been directed by those who slither in the dark. Now, a thousand years later, they also used the imperial army to plunge Fodlan into war, but Edelgard was using them right back.

We reason out that, since the Agarthans kept screwing around, some of the children of the goddess must have survived.

The Agarthan base (Shambhala) is just south of the Goneril territory. So... Hrym?

#playing fire emblem

[blupengu]

Okay I just finished Mathis’s route in virche… Y’ALL, bruh, bruuuuh, spoilers for his route under the cut

All right I’m sorry but the biggest thought in my mind after finishing that route is, “if evil, why hot?” Because honestly, JEAN…! Jean oh man why is he so attractive? It’s gotta be the butler outfit and the long hair… the uncanny resemblance to linhardt from fe3h is unreal. Why do all the recent otome guys I like recently look like characters from that game seriously??

I knew this bitch was gonna be evil though, he was too good… that or he was gonna die horribly sooo… damn I’m still mad he’s evil 😂 WHY?!? I SO WANTED TO ROMANCE YOU MAN

But oh… Mathis sweetie you’re such a cutie I’m so sorry you’re in this game 💀 like I knew things were sus, but ooh yikes at some of the ending scenes lmao

Can I just say though, the CG of him as a lady? WOW HOT MOMMA, literally thought a new character had suddenly shown up for a second 💅 (the kiss CG looks so goofy though 😂) and even though the context for the last CG is big big yikes… damn hello sir, what tying up long hair does to a mf 👀

Also, just the thought that none of Mathis’s reasons for going after Bourreau were real is hilarious?? Like this bitch ran him over with a car over nothing??? Bourreau probably over here thinking “why tf is this child on my ass so hard????” 😂

Tbh it’s actually not as depressing as I thought it would be given all the trigger warnings and how other people were hyping it up? I guess the baseline for otome games is just waaaaay nicer than I thought it was LOL, I think maybe I’ve been spoiled by even if tempest because I’ve made that my new standard oops

Like, nier automata/replicant was definitely more depressing by the end… though I’ve only done one route so maybe I’ll feel differently after all of them! It’s pretty lighthearted so far besides the violence 🤔

And now I don’t know if I wanna start Lucas right away or let Mathis stew for a bit… I did end up liking Mathis more as a character than I thought I would! But the allure of Daisuke Hirakawa is very strong, mcfucking saint germain still has a vice grip on my ass, and to have another long haired religious man that is secretly some kind of super-human killer? (Mfs didn’t even try to hide Bourreau like COME ON they literally have the same sprite pose?! Also I see those pointy teeth, sus as hell… if it turns out this was a red herring though and he’s *NOT* Bourreau or deeply involved in some way? I’ll eat my pants because damn they got me) 😂

#blupengu yells about virche evermore #virche spoilers

[dumbtheoriez]

SPOILERS FOR ECLIPSE LAKE! TAGGING IT BUT STILL!

I WARNED YOU

EW WHY HIS FACE LIKE THAT 😭😭😭

Also his ears?? Same part missing from his ear that matches Hunters?? AND POINTY????

GHOST? LIKE DANA’S CAT?? Awww

She really out here mentioning they dating EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS 😭😭

“Why does everyone say that?” 😭😭 poor Hunter

Why is everyone bullying him 💀😭

SHE HAS A POUCH LIKE KATARA’S BUT WITH ABOMINATION GOOP

“a bad but sad boy” 😭

Kikimora chillllllll

STAY OUT OF HER LOVE LIFE HUNTER WTF

OH SHIT

Bruh why is he so mean to the bird

BITCH

Also EDA AND KING NOOO

SHE THREW AMITY TOO WTF

NOO OWLBERT DONT

LETSSS GOOOO

what deal did she make????

Oh shit!! Harpy Eda!!!

YEAH! KICK SOME ASS!

He really diggin his own grave fr fr😭😭

Get this man a nap and a found family 😩

MAN STOP 😭😭JUST GIVE INTO THE KINDNESS

COOL ASS FIGHT SCENE LETS GO

DAMN AMITY GO KICK SOME ASS

This really was wlw/mlm hostility

The key broke but the glove collected the blood

CALLED IT BITCHES

aww Amity and Luz are soooo cute 😭😭😭

Gus, Willow, and Hooty: The friendship trio we didnt know we needed

Hunter. Im gonna kick your ass, idc how cute it is that you and your palisman are bonding

Overall? GO WATCH THIS SHOW DUDE

#the owl house #eclipse lake #Y’all gon know who im talking about #amity blight #lumity #luz noceda #king clawthorne #eda the harpy lady #the owl house hunter #owl house season 2 #toh spoilers #HUNTER YOU WERE DOING SO WELL BRUH COME ON #gus porter #willow park #hooty #this shit was funny but sad

[twilightofthe]

Chapter Thirteen liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

AAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE EPISODE

Thirteen sure is that lucky/unlucky number...

Ok so caveat that I read an online article with a bunch of “leaks” about this ep and if true I’m gonna dislike a LOT of this ep lmaoooooo

Aight so THIS IS VERY DARK BAD FOR MY EYESIGHT

Guessing this is the Ahsoka planet?

Sounds like a warning bell, let’s hope it’s not another Alaskan bull worm/Krayt

Oh nope just shooting people

oh SHOOT THERE SHE IS

Daaaaaamn they didn’t take five seconds

Ok but why’s she fighting them

Dammit Star Wars let me see the ful Ahsoka makeup and outfit!!!  Turn on the lights!!!!  Let me IN

ALDSFLKJSK WAIT THAT MAKES AHSOKA THE KRAYT THE WARNING BELLS WERE FOR HER AHAHAHA

CHAOS BABE

ok but i love that she calls herself a Jedi

alksdjLKSDJFK WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER MONTRAILS THEY SHRUNK

Ok fine the makeup looks p good

Aaaaaand the theme to make me Emotional

Lady she doesn’t need to learn anything from you she’s had too many teachers already

Lady you Vastly underestimate how willingly Ahsoka will kill YOUR ass

This ain’t her first siege and you ain’t Mandalore bub don’t try her

Yeppppp it’s called The Jedi

The leaks have been right so far let’s hope the rest aren’tttttt

Oho so it looks like this is a lava planet too?  Dang Ahsoka following family tradition

“HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU” god Din is a DAD

AND BABY LISTENED TO HIIIIIIIIM HE’S SUCH A GOOD BABY YODITO DID YOU KNOW I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

this little shit seriously using the Force improperly again bruhhhh you def need SOMEONE to teach you control

Damn Ahsoka you live like this?  Needs more decorations

BABY I WOULD DIE FOR YOU MY DARLING SON

MAYBE you should get him some ACTUAL TOYS huh Din?

Is there deadass anyone who’s not trying to steal Din’s armor?

Ok I adore his little side satchel for Yodito

Bruh since when is walking right in and immediately asking suspicious questions gonna do anything for you

Ooop he got caught by the Dai Li

Oh yay public torture fun!

Hmmm more Asian influence in this episode I see

“A Jedi plagues me” PFFF aka the motto of the prequels

OK SO HOW FUCKING MANY PEOPLE IN THIS GALAXY KNOW ABOUT THE JEDI/MANDO BEE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

Uhhhh that’s a big pointy stick lady

Ohhhhh beskar big pointy stick

Ooop we got conflict, Din’s heritage vs. Baby Yoda’s, what will he pick.....

DON’T QUESTION THE BABY DUDE

FOR FUCK’S SAKE DIN PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR SON PROPERLY

Bruh she’s gonna jump you 

Her Gandalf cloak fits right in with the landscape

For fuck’s sake pleASE STOP JUST RANDOMLY PUTTING DOWN AND IGNORING YOUR SON

Yeppppp and here comes the sneak attack

draMATIC ASS ROBE DROP LIKE HER LINEAGE BEFORE HER

pleasecallhimaBabyYodaAhsokaPLEASE

ALKSDFJSDLKFK I’D DIE FOR HIM LOOK HOW CUTE

OK WHAT?  WE DEADASS MISSED HER FIRST REACTION TO HIM????????

FUCKING COWARDS

Lol staring contest at your old frog grandpa but babified, must be weird

Awwww she still likes kids

Sidenote that yeah they really did just fucking shrink her montrails AND lekku she looks like she did at 14 again

NO

NO

NONONONONONO

THAT’S DEADASS THE WORST NAME YOU COULD HAVE COME UP WITH Y A L L

I am NOT calling him that.  Y’all can’t make me

OK BUT LITERALLY NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE

HOW WAS HE TAKEN?

It surrounds us binds us blah blah blah

UH YEAH BUT LUKE’S EXISTS NOW, RIGHT?  COME ON, AHSOKA

Ahsoka your idea of testing is making blind teenagers look for crystals while you swing a lightsaber at their face maybe not yet

Every time they call him Gr*gu it makes me die a little more inside

OK HE LITTLE DAD HEAD QUIRK I LOVE THAT

NO DON’T MAKE HIM CALL HIM THAT

Ok also but I would die for leetle baby’s grunting noises

OMG THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, HIS TOY HE LIKES

HE’S SO PROUD OF HIS SON I’M GONNA CRYYYYY ;_;

Ahsoka he is a baby tho?  Like uhhhhhh this ain’t the same as Anakin

Uh, Din, Ahsoka doesn’t have to worry about that kinda shit, she’s faced waaaaaay worse

Ok so this Elspeth is another ex-Imp

Ok FINE this is gonna be a cool-ass teamup

Ahsoka u drama queen

DRAMA QUEEN AND YOUR DRAMATIC ENTRANCES

Ahhhh I see she’s the flashy Jedi distraction while Din frees the prisoners

Ok but where is Yodito during this

MORGAN’S master?  So Gideon, right?  Or does Ahsoka know Palps is back

Awwww that first man was gonna help the prisoners too!  He IS brave!!!!

LOTH KITTYYYYY!

Oooop we having an old western shootout?

DRAMATIC ROBE DROP PART 2

Oh fuck no we aren’t recanonizing beskar being lightsaber-proof, are we?

Dammit I thought that was how we ended up with the Darksaber in the first place!  Because Lucas did NOT want to do that-- for fuck’s sake of course they are

This boi really tried that fake-ass negotiation, he should know better

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

T H R A W N

REALLY?

you BETTER STILL BE LOOKING FOR EZRA.  THAT BETTER BE WHY.  I’M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING.

Oh yay they saved the Earth Kingdom

OH NO THE TRACKER

OH NO HE LEFT THE BABY WITH THE SHIP

THE TRACKER FROM LAST EPISODE OH NO

NONONONONONONOOOOOOO

I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT YET BUT I KNOW THE IMPS TOOK HIM

DIN DJARIN YOU FUCKING JACKASS THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T JUST LEAVE YOUR FUCKING SON AFUCKING-LONE-- oh ok he’s fine nvm lol

WAIT BUT THE TRACKER’S STILL THERE????

The Imps are DEF gonna find him soon this is the 6th ep of the season and there’s only 2 more

THANK YOU AHSOKA TELL HIM THAT IS HIS SON

Ok I’ll say it again Din Djarin you fucking dumbass

Ohhhh we recanonizing Tython now

LADY LUKE IS REBUILDING.  I GET THEY CAN’T EXACTLY BRING IN YOUNG MARK HAMILL BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE MY BOY LUKE THANKS

Aaaaaand scene.

OK BUT THESE BITCHES CAN NOT JUST ACKNOWLEDGE FUCKING THRAWN AND NOT EZRA.  DAVE FILONI YOU CREATED HIM.  YOUR OWN CHILD.  YOU CAN’T JUST IGNORE EZRA LIKE THIS FOR FUCK’S SAAAAAAKE

Ok so deadass everything in the leaked article was true and I’m gahhhhh over a Lot of things

Hmph

#liveblogging the mando show #sw the mando show #mando man of mystery #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 2 spoilers #star wars #star wars spoilers #sw #sw spoilers

[juliandevwhoreak]

The Main 6 and Slang They Would Use

Portia

Y E E T

Bruh

Bet

Shook/shooketh

Boi (regardless of gender identity)

Knows all the dirtiest, filthiest pirate slang and enjoys the shade of red your face turns when she’s got you under one arm and a pint of ale in the other, telling you all the most outrageously trashy pirate gutter jokes she can remember.

Enjoys “dummy thicc.”

Nadia

Have you met her?

Highly articulate and eloquent, schooled in all the nuances of proper deportment, a strict grammarian, could deliver a Julius Caesar-style oration in her sleep.

In private, mutters “fuck” to herself very gently when she’s frustrated.

Sounds like a 3000-year-old vampire when trying to copy Portia’s slang, ex: “Perhaps we should, how would you say? ‘Yeet’ (hard emphasis on the ‘t’) out of the premises?”, “I am, as my dearest Portia would say, absolutely shook. Simply shook, Valerius. Not one soul in all of Vesuvia would be as shook as I am in this moment.”

Muriel

Oi

As in, “Oi, the fuck?”

Uh

Uhm

Ehrm

Hrrmmm

Errrr

NOPE. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE.

Everyone knows he is wild mountain boi. What you may not know is, while he’s not exactly Snow White, he can mimic the screeches of foxes, the chirping of birds, the baying of wolves, and the chittering of squirrels. You might get the impression that he’s more fluent in their languages than his own.

Won’t interact with snakes, those fuckers can leave him alone.

Julian

Uses your dad’s slang, sounds like your dad using your slang.

“Well, I’ll be...”

“Hooplah.”

He’s traveled the world, and we are all familiar with his use of “En garde!” but did you know that he will use Nevonese slang when particularly frustrated or otherwise flustered?

Will pepper his language with various bits of slang and vernacular he’s picked up from other lands when he gets excited or really into a story he’s telling. It will sound like nonsense.

“So, I had that blade between my teeth and climbed the mast -like so- and would you believe that sling-necked scrogg had his uppers so wonked, he damn near cracked the bacon and flew ass-over-garters back off the bow, what a tanty.”

Knows all the pirate slang. Gets a little rowdy after a few too many salty bitters (a favorite among pirates, that’s why he has such a taste for it) and come on hot and heavy with the pirate slang.

Will end a particularly intense market stall haggle with, “... savvy?”

Asra

You’ve heard of slang from other lands, but have you heard slang from other realms?

From inhuman gargles and croaks to delicate squeaks and chittering, if you ask him to speak of what he’s learned and heard from other realities in the realms of his dreaming, he is an open book; a book whose author is on peyote.

I headcanon Asra as Lisa Frank serving Dumbledore realness, so it would not surprise me if he knows how to speak the language of the mermaids, and probably Goddamn dolphins.

Asra is swimming in an ocean, a friendly dolphin swims over to say hi, they trade “EeEeEEeEeEEeeeeEEEeee” back and forth until he bursts into uncontrollable laughter at a joke that only they understand.

Will use entirely unrelated words in conversation as slang because his particular blend of spiritual awareness probably gives him synesthesia.

“Oh, I don’t know about that song, it’s a little squishy.”

“That painting is hungry.”

“This soup smells so pointy!”

“Aaaaaay, lmao.”

Lucio

Bitch. Bitch. BITCH. Oh, Bitch! ...ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ

“Read you to FILTH.“

“Is that a read?”

Busted-ass _____.

“Feeling the fantasy.”

“Bitch, I am GAGGING.”

“Glowing for the Gods.”

Drag slang for days, peppered with bits of “proper” language he learned from Nadia and his court, but if you don’t think he had ki kis with Valerius...

#lucio morgasson #count lucio #lucio montag #the arcana #julian devorak #ilya devorak #portia devorak #asra alnazar #the arcana muriel #Muriel #The Arcana Game #nadia satrivana

[sluggishslugcrimes]

Persona 3

Being with them

Minato- emo boi. Listen too emo punk bands in his shitty earphones. Wallpaper on phone is Some band he likes that week. Likes dogs. Can’t see out of one eye because of his hair. Actually looks adorable. Is Ace. He’s asexual and nobody can change my mind. Only one that excepted death too gain his persona. Might accidentally one day pick up a real gun by accident. Don’t care attitude on point. It’s not a phase mom. Looks weak but can kick your ass and make you say thank you. Very smart. Hella short. Dead on the inside and outside. Like blue. Wants to die 24/7. Saves the world. Another that fought god and won. Make jokes that make you worry about him. Cinnamon roll.

Minako- Female badass. Pansexual too the max. Kicks your ass in a skirt and look good while doing it. Pure sunshine. Very smart. Adore dogs. Best girl #1. Needs to be treated better than what Atlus is doing. Deserves love. Beat god. A goddess. The female wild card that needs more damn love!

Yukari- very weird. Actually a cinnamon roll. Person is isis and few have called it Is-Is. likes archery. Probably gay? No very gay. Maybe gay? Has a few problems. Likes to point arrows at people. Probably sane? Is a lady with a bow. Very cute. Likes pink. Wears skirts to kick butt in. Lost chance to have her evoker to be a bow gun shaped evoker. Drinks tea. Actually the weird one in the group.

Junpei- best boi. Date a girl that got killed. Talks about her constant. Too many emotions. Best friend with emo. a angel. deserves better. Babby.

Aigis- robot yandere. Blank stare at you. Had zero chill. Still unknown why she was built when p3 still had flip phones. Robot wifiu. Still a teenager btw. She protecc but she also attacc. Blunt. Guns for hands.

Akihiko- MEAT. Training 24/7 365 days 8,760 hours 525,600 minutes 31,536,000 seconds 3. 1536E+22 femtosecond a year. Yells a lot. In love with the tall badass. Has meat jam. Gay. Big gay. Disaster gay. Likes red. Not a great cook... PROTEIN POWDER IS LIFE BRUH! The living meme of ‘just do it’. His body is ready. Theme song is eye of the tiger. A bit weird.

Mitsuru- the only one that thinks. Long, thin, pointy, sword. Has feelings issues. Big lesbian. No one can tell can look me in the face and say she doesn’t give off lesbian vibes. Wear a skirt and kick your ass in knowledge. Captain of everything. Put together better. Is actually a weird bean. Knows how to take a bra off better than you. Look like a killer but actually a cinnamon roll.

Shinjiro- BEST BOI. Loves cute things. Animal whisperer. Married to dumb meat lover. Looks like he would top a lot but bottoms a lot. Cooks great. Like metal. Loves doggos. Scared of robot yandere. The mother too all of these idiots. Has a damn pink apron yet still have straight fan girls? Hunchback of notre dame. Looks scary but is a dork.

Fuuka-small shy girl. Lipstick lesbian. Soft. Her future is brighter than yours. That smol friend everyone protecc. Nervous bean. Anxious bean. Scared bean. Looks like a cinnamon roll is actually a cinnamon roll. Cry’s at the dog for just being a good boi. Blueberry.

Ken- A FUCKING CHILD. Has a gun to shoot him self why? Best boi though. Saw his mother got murder. Surprisingly more stable than you would think. Son of badass. Actually cute. Nanako but male or male inspiration of Nanako? Protecc at all costs. Part of the fucked up from the floor up fam.

Koromura- BEST DOGGO THAT EVER DOGGO IN THE HISTORY OF DOGGOS. Has a persona and to this day is the only animal with a persona that can’t talk. But he BOOPS. STAYED AT HIS OWNER GRAVE UNTIL SHINJIRO TOOK HIM IN. LOYAL AF. BEST FRIEND. BEST BOI. GOOD BOI. DESERVES ALL THE HEAD PATS AND BELLY RUBS. SMILES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANY PAINTING YOU EVER SEEN DONT @ ME. Would die for him.

Ryoji/Pharos- THE SAME PERSON. Why must he had to die? Best boi. Scarf boi. Chocolate mint boi. Didn’t deserve to die. Deserves the world. Bi. Loves him some protagonists. So cute.

Shuji- ASSHOLE.

Theodore- best boi. Theo. Just deserves a vacation. Looks great in a pink frilly apron. Needs more love damnit! Pan bean.

Elizabeth- annoys yet loved. Weird. Probably stab you for fun. The only heterosexual in this game don’t @ me. Fucks with protagonists because she’s bored.

#persona 3 #my new thing #minato arisato #minako arisato #yukari takeba #junpei iori #mitsuru kirijo #akihiko sanada #fuuka yamagishi #aigis #ken amada #koromaru #shuji ikutsuki #theodore #ryoji mochizuki #pharos #elizabeth #akishinji

[localbooktrash]

you realize your description of "ugly for having high cheekbones, full lips, and a pointy nose" is also your userpic. i'm just pointing out that you don't need to spend two hours every morning maiming your face to look like something you don't even find attractive just to make youtube videos.

Bruh do you actually think I'm Jordan Byers cause I wanna talk-

I wrote that to call out them stupid authors that say their main characters are ugly for having these traits to make them seem humble or whatever and justify every creature in the universe swooning over them while they damn well know these traits are current western beauty standards.

Besides – My name is Kassandra and I'll wear as much make up as I fucking want to

stay mad

#ya #ya books #ya literature #young adult books #young adult fantasy

[dxscxndxnts]

hmmmpt @ people still saying uma doesn't need a man but i havent seen a post where someone says that about mal who gets shipped with legit everyone. people love the "friends turned to more" trope and we have a straight up example of this in front of our eyeballs with uma and harry with the books and d2 but somehow everyone wants marry? i never understand people shipping characters who hate each other. like shipping rey and kylo ren when you have the cuteness of rey and finn?! maybe its just me

Dear Sweet Anon, I want to personally thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this TEA!

What’s interesting is that, after branching out to different fandoms, I’ve found that Uma is not the only one subject to this kind of treatment. The other main example I’m thinking of at the moment is Josie McCoy from Riverdale. People love to say “This Black Female Character needs to stay single to show that she is an independent woman and black girls/women need to see that on television” and then they call themselves #woke for thinking like that but it’s actually a very backwards way of thinking.

Yes, black female characters should be empowered and strong to show well for the audience, but this is possible without denying them the simple pleasures in life like a significant other. When people say the above bs about characters like Uma and Josie, I’m just like “bruh they can be strong AND date someone?” Like y’all tryna tell me that a sword-wielding badass and a sassy show-stopping soloist don’t got gentleman callers lining up for them? Yeah, bye Felicia.

I’ve said this once and I’ll say it as many times as I need to:

Uma may not NEED a man, but she sure as hell can WANT one! (and we know damn well that she can get one)

Here’s the thing with shipping people who hate each other: If there is a writer who can make a good enemies-to-friends-to-lovers plotline, I say go for it. We love a good tension filled fic or dramatic movie. However, ships like Marry, that have no build up and no real backing besides a cast-made story that is about as valid as my headcanon that Gil has always wanted a pet turtle, are not my cup of tea. 

What really irks me is the fact that Marry is actually kinda popular, especially with the younger kids. They say “omg they date irl so they HAVE to date in the movie” bc they don’t know any better. It’s not even that they wanna see vicious Mal and throat-slitting Harry. They just wanna see caring Thomas and sweet Dove (I’ve deduced this after reading some Marry fics and being like…wut????) I also have this little theory that this a bit of white-washing in action (I think), where you ship the hot guy with the character you identify with/look like/love the most. Here’s the thing: I look at Marry and I look at Hevie or Harlos and I’m like “Wow they all got similar amounts of screen time yet Marry is a genuine threat to Bal and Huma.” Like Harry flirts with everybody as a scare tactic to show dominance and all these kiddies bother to say “uwu so in luuuv” when he threatens to hurt Mal just bc he touched her hair with a pointy object? Yeah, I’m gasping from the tension (not).

Then there’s this double-standard bullshit where they say “Yas Mal x Harry for lyfe” and then they immediately say “omg Ben and Mal are totes cute #trueloves.” Seeing as those are the two major male contenders for Uma as well, I’m just sitting here like…da fuk? Mal can’t have anything and everyone! This is again that self-projection of one’s self on that character they most identify with/look like/have as a fav. Hell, let Uma be happy! (Now I want someone to write a cute and/or domestic and/or sexy Ben x Uma x Harry fic just so I can enjoy it in spite).

Anon, let me assure you that YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE! You’ll find tons of Descendants fans on Tumblr who cannot stand Marry, and we will all write essays (just like the one above) on precisely why. It’s not just because we love Huma (which we do), it’s also because we appreciate Ben’s sweet little heart AND we know a potentially bad situation when we see one.

Alright, hope you enjoyed my rant. Thanks for leaving an ask!

#descendants #descendants 2 #descendants 3 #disney descendants #uma descendants #uma daughter of ursula #Uma deserves beTTER #anti-marry #harry hook #huma

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   Bruh. That took like 5 mins wtf. Only a mild freak out when the needles came out, but they were super nice and comforting to my lame old arse. Nurse even held my hand. Look, I’m a fucking coward when it comes to those damned pointy things ok??

   I may hate the NHS, but the nurses and doctors are amazing.

   Also home now. Might try and snooze later while everything is still numb. But adrenaline is still kicking so might not be an option right now whoops. 

#☕️ [ Out of Tea ] #// I'll try replies later #// Just taking it easy for now

[bienmoreau]

The Dork Reads Lightning-struck Heart: Charpters 1-6

It has begun!  @lio-zehel & @glitterghost​ this is basically just the notes i made on my phone as I went so sorry for the total lack of rhyme or reason to it or much referral back to the actual text for context XD 

Gary. The gay hornless unicorn who snorts sparkles out his nose

The introductory villain asking politely if he can get back to monologging his story. 

Why the casual bestiality. Like. I probably should have see it coming from the gay talking unicorn. but still.. 

Also so far this feels very very like one of the tripper episodes of The Magicians.. not that that’s a bad thing.. just odd the read.

The waviest. 

Chapter 2. Please don’t make my nipples explode. 

So much swearing. 

Aaaww caring parents.

....And pink pointy shoes. Because why not.

“I like your shoes.”

“Thank you little one. I made them [...] I like your face”

“Thank you big one. My parents made it when they got married. I was a honeymoon baby. Whatever that means”

DOES HE HAVE AN OFF SWITCH JFC!??

Aww SUPER SUPPORTIVE PARENTS and a pink shoed wizard (who will be very violent if crossed)

JFC sam is so bossy.

She checked me over that I wasn’t injured before she injured me.

He thinks I’m wicked awesome and I’m the future kings wizard. And then I will curse you both so hard you will have extra fingers coming out of your faces.

And damn supportive parents. Making sure their idiot child will look his best for his crush.

Aww brutal.

“That’s rough buddy.” At the whole prince / Knight situation.

Yes. You are being an awkward asshole

But dw you’re definitely not as big an asshole as Justin.

Oh my god. This has been going on for 47 minutes.

I swear he says the wants to touch people with his mouth way too frequently

These chapter names are so disconcerting

Needless to say I looked like a HIGH END prostitute (is that.. is that the look you go for for a royal feast)

I’m like an advertisement for circumcision. ...........um..

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I could make it look like an accident.. I’ve done it before.

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He looked like he should own several brothels.. and now the outfit suddenly fits the situation...

Why. Why would wink at the king?  Why.

Wtffffff why is the king flirting with Gary. This is so weird.

Gay unicorn @ the literal King: “You look like a walking daddy fetish”

WHY!?

“YAAAAAAAAAAAY”

JFC WHY. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT. WTF I HATE IT.  I HATE THIS. WHY. HORRIBLE. HORRIFIC.

OH SON OF A BITCH WTF. WHY KING MAN WHY. NOT COOL AT ALL. OH GOD THIS IS SO FUKING AWKWARD. I HATE IT. I HATE IT WITH SO MUCH OF MY BEING THIS IS NOT OKAY.

(Someone in the audience said “yaaaaaaaay” and started slow clapping). I hate it.

“Your flower gonna get eaten”. why?

Aaaahhhh!!!! “Simple. I’m asexual” YES THEN ACE WIZARD FOR THE WIN!

Ummm... there’s not mpreg in these books is there... like.. there’s not right?

The totally bizarre aggressive confidence sam has is genuinely terrifying

Omfg. Why would he advertise like that!?

Okay but. So like I’m annoyed and worried because I’m pretty sure y’all are fans of Justin (and idk probably ship him with Sam). And like I’m only a couple chapters in but I like Ryan. And idk why I haven’t see any of you mention him. So like wtf is he going to do to reverse all this set up? Like it totally reads as/feels mutual.

Like. What’s gonna happen? ‘Cause it’s making me nervous.

You’re adorable with your angry glitter.

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Now. Tell me more about myself.

Ryan would laugh and I would laugh while I withered on the inside. Is probably one of the realist things I’ve ever read.

This book is like a completely inexplicable info dump. Like we’ve had almost no world building but there’s is so much happening all the time. Every other sentence has so much going on it’s like effort to actually fully comprehend the intended take away.

“Your segway was clunky and I am embarrassed for you.”

I love how sarcastic everyone is. It’s so much fun

So. Much. Confidence.

“Who was Todd trying to intimidate?”

Really Sam? REALLY?

Ryan is so protective.

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Silence.

“Sweet gods”

JFC sam.

J. F. C. Sam!

Poor Todd. Poor poor Todd. Sweet boy.

DONT FUKIN PAT HIS DICK SAM!

Also why the weird gender switches when they’re talking abt marriage?

JUST BE QUIET SAM!

JUST SHUUUSHHHHH!

Awww Ryan knows his allergies.

(Also. Brutal allergies. Duck and blueberries are both lovely.)

Poor Todd.

also why does Todd keep repeating blueberries?

Ryan is definitely enjoying this fiasco at least a little bit.

The waiter practically ran away. “I like him. Very quick service”

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“the tip of your sword is poking me [...] you’re getting it all over me.”

And of course. What this car crash of a date really needed was dark wizards. Of course. At least it means Sam might not talk more

- “I like your eyebrows”

Okay. Never mind that then.

“I didn’t accidentally cast an invisibility spell on the walk over”

K but. Like. Ryan is smitten right?

“Nice? That’s not a ringing endorsement.”

“I like your ears.”

“Everyone has ears sam”

Poor Sam. What an obtuse fool.

Did he just talk his way out of a fight by accident?

Oh maybe not..

Ayy he’s a badass fool

I really enjoy how the magic is written/written about. It’s got a really nice feel to it as a magic ‘system’

Also like.. bruh.. it is not painfully obvious the Ryan is his anchor/cornerstone?

It was all gonna be fine.

IT WAS NOT FINE!

#the dork reads tlsh #the dork reads #random chatter