#david tennant is 87% legs

[greenthena]

Why we won't have an Apology Dance in S3--or, why I'm choosing to start WW3

Much as I love the Apology Dance, I have a hunch that neither Crowley nor Aziraphale will perform it in S3. It's such a weird (affectionate) little mating ritual, and I cannot see it without thinking of David Attenborough's "Birds of Paradise" clip from Our Planet. (The little fuckers really get going around the 2:30 mark, if you're interested.)

S2 demonstrates so many of these bizarre little mating rituals. Specifically, I'm thinking about the "Don't hesitate to ask me if you have any questions" moment...

...I mean, Goddamn. Someone damn it. Aziraphale is about to climb that demon like a tree.

And the exchange about borrowing the Bentley...

...which is a battle lost before it's even begun because Aziraphale flashes those pretty eyes and Crowley's too smitten to really put up a fight.

Mah point is (dolphins). My point is that every aspect of their interaction, particularly in S2, is a dance, a courting practice, a mating ritual to which only these two weird (affectionate) little birds know the steps.

And the Apology Dance is one of the key steps in this ritual. We know how important it is because Aziraphale has memorized each year when he performed it for Crowley. 1650, 1793, 1941... And Crowley has now reciprocated. But for all the importance of the Apology Dance, we never hear an actual apology. The words, "I'm sorry" are never exchanged between the Ineffables.

Of course, Aziraphale has forgiven Crowley on multiple occasions (have a tissue), but the absolution is never in response to an apology.

Why does this matter, you ask? Because Crowley has never asked to be forgiven. It's one of his self-identifying traits.

And every time Aziraphale offers him forgiveness, it calls into question Crowley's whole identity. I think this is why Crowley initially refuses to do the dance. He doesn't "do the dance," because he doesn't apologize. Because what's the point? If you believe yourself to be beyond forgiveness, why even bother with an apology.

But that's not what's most interesting to me. See, outside of mending his relationship with Aziraphale, I don't think the demon could give a single fuck about forgiveness. On the cosmic level, it's just another carrot dangled by Heaven. The whole concept of forgiveness of sins demonstrates a pretty fucked up power differential. I mean, who gets to decide whether God has forgiven you when She's not even talking?

I think it's fascinating that despite their squabble, Crowley removes his glasses the moment he steps back into the bookshop, performing the Apology Dance in his "naked" face. It suggests that he knows before he even starts that everything is going to be okay. He can approach the situation in a state of vulnerability because he deeply trusts his angel. But the dance, the mating ritual, still has to be completed. It's similar to how Aziraphale knew Crowley would let him drive the Bentley, but they still had to negotiate their way through the motions.

We've called it the Apology Dance, despite the fact that no apology is offered and no forgiveness given. Remember, Aziraphale's response to Crowley's successful completion of the ritual is, "Very nice."

So here's the crux. All these rituals that they perform, the Ineffable dances, if you will, rely on one crucial element. The result of the ritual has to be established before the ritual has begun. They each have to enter the ritual in a state of vulnerability, knowing the outcome will be safe and satisfying. And I think that's why Aziraphale doesn't say, "I forgive you" after Crowley's elegant spin and bow.

Because forgiveness is something Aziraphale only offers the demon when he feels cornered, frightened and unsafe. Think about the two times he's said it. In both cases, the forgiveness was weaponized.

(Apology Dance incoming for this next gif.)

In a very real way, when Aziraphale forgives Crowley, he invalidates his best friend's lived experience. Crowley doesn't want to be forgiven. He wants to be accepted. Loved. Seen.

So as much fun as it is to speculate about who might dance for whom in S3, I truly hope neither angel nor demon apologize to the other. For me, the most meaningful conclusion would be for them to complete their mating ritual not with some dogmatic, pedantic, fucked up power differential where one forgives the other for perceived iniquities. Nah. Fuck that. I want them to accept and love and deeply see one another and fully embrace whatever that means.

Here. Have some tissues.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale is in love #crowley is in love #apology dance #im gonna make you cry #im really sorry for the last gif #david attenborough #birds of paradise #david tennant is 87% legs #good omens s3 #good omens season 3 #go3 #Youtube #Good omens meta

[mack-anthology-mp3]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1 : *picture of neil young with like seven pixels in it* oughh i can't even say she should have been at the club cos so much of her personality was not wanting to be at the club. she should have been at the farm

mutual 2 : *heartbreaking good omens meta* lol love these guys *ms paint gore meme* my baby angel <3 *gif set of The Kiss* they're so cute

mutual 3 : hey does anyone listen to throbbing grobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny.

mutual 4 : *picture of gerard way's legs taken from very far away* WIFE she's co cute i need her

mutual 5 : *ask box flirting with mutual 4*

mutual 6 : lol here's some art i did in class today *stunningly realistic portrait drawn on the corner of a math test* *17 notes*

mutual 7 : *picture of bloody ribcage* she's like an angel. to me

mutual 2 : *twenty reblogs of good omens fanart in like four minutes*

mutual 8 : AHHHHH i can't beLEIVE i have to go talk to my professor AGAIN i just want to do my thesis on how this one french canadian folksong is actually highly representative of early 20th century morality struggles 😭😭😭 but NOOO apparently i need EVIDNECE TO BACK THAT UP

mutual 9 : haha guys is it normal to have like. random pain in all your joints. everyone has that right haha. *mutual 5 & like three other people shouting at them to see a doctor in the reblogs*

mutual 6 : oh yeah i wrote this poem ^-^ *most heartbreaking beautiful thing you've ever read.* *9 notes*

mutual 10 : rpf is moral & everyone should do it. anyways *picture of bob dylan* estrogen would have saved her

mutual 11 : david tennant tboy swag *12k notes*

mutual 4 : GERARDDDDDDDD

mutual 12 : * bunch of reblog of depeche mode pictures* oh yeah i remember seeing that concert in '87. love dave gahan <33

mutual 13 : *screenshot of david tennant* i thikn i hauve. covid

mutual 14 : *highly specific post* oh yeah reminds me of when i was an extra in an indie horror film my friend was making that was fun

mutual 4 : i miss my wifr gerard

mutual 7 : *saw bathroom scene gifset* *carrie covered in blood gifset* i nEED THISSSSS. want to be SOaKed in bLOOD. someone stab me i mean kiss me

mutual 1 : do you think csny ever had synced periods

mutual 4 : where are you gerard :(

mutual 15 : hey has anyone ever heard this song?? it's so good one of my favourites atm *link to a live bootleg of an unrelased song by a goth band no one else has heard of*

mutual 4 : gerar.d way

#anyways #some of these are real posts but disclaimer these are not aimed at anyone in paticular #dashboard simulator #yes my dash does look like this sometimes lol i love it

[mmoozzee]

Thanks to @lesliealiceinwonderland for Venmoing me $1.00

Q&A beneath the tab

1. What is your middle name? I have two! Robert after my father's best friend and Belew which is my grandmother's maiden name 2. How old are you? 20 3. When is your birthday? April 21st, 1999 4. What is your zodiac sign? Taurus, people tell me this is accurate but I think horoscopes are dumb 5. What is your favorite color? Like a silvery grey. I like certain accent colors at different times, but grey is consistent to me 6. What’s your lucky number? My old dorm room number: 213 7. Do you have any pets? My parents have a cat but I don't really think she counts as mine anymore 8. Where are you from? Orange, Texas, a town I am very proud of despite how much I complain. 9. How tall are you? 6'3" 10. What shoe size are you? An 11.5, but I can fit a Nike 11 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Six, consisting of three sandals, two Brooks tennis shoes, my grandfather's oxfords, and a pair Nike gave to me for reasons 12. What was your last dream about? Clothes that I could never wear or afford 13. What talents do you have? I can make friends with almost anyone very quickly. 14. Are you psychic in any way? I'm just gonna guess No 15. Favorite song? Right now? I Got The by Labi Siffre 16. Favorite movie? Either The Martin or The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 17. Who would be your ideal partner? This question deserves its own post, remind me later. 18. Do you want children? I'd probably adopt if I did 19. Do you want a church wedding? I want a small wedding with a few choice friends 20. Are you religious? I am very spiritual but less religious. I am a Christian but have many issues with the Church and the current Christian movement 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Not as an adult besides check-ups 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Not Yet 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I once got pushed by Alex Jones 24. Baths or showers? Showers, I don't have the attention span for a bath. 25. What color socks are you wearing? Knee-high black socks, like always. some habits die hard 26. Have you ever been famous? I'm trying. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? That's the goal. I'm working on it, but I want to become a person that inspires people to strive to become a better person. 28. What type of music do you like? I have no idea how to tl;dr my music taste. I like what I like, I don't what I don't 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No, but it sounds so relaxing 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two. One for my head and one between my legs 31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my side with my legs bent because I'm tall 32. How big is your house? I'm in an apartment with two others and a loft 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Nothing 34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, a pump-action twelve gauge is my weapon of choice 35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes, I'm okay at best 36. Favorite clean word? llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch or defenestration 37. Favorite swear word? Fuck. It's definitely the easiest to go to. 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Two days? I can't remember. 39. Do you have any scars? Yes. A few accidental, some not so accidental. 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? If so, I'd like them to come out and say it. 41. Are you a good liar? Depends on how important it is that they believe me. 42. Are you a good judge of character? I'd like to think I am 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? I'd like to think I can 44. Do you have a strong accent? Only if I'm talking about East Texas, then it hits hard. 45. What is your favorite accent? Whatever David Tennant has. 46. What is your personality type? INTP-t apparently 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? My navy suit. that's a 3-figure number. 48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes 49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie 50. Left or right-handed? Ambisinister 51. Are you scared of spiders? No, they're lovely! I just don't like if they sneak up on me 52. Favorite food? Raising Cane's chicken, not sure if it's really my "favorite" but it is my most eaten meal for this summer 53. Favorite foreign food? Takoyaki 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy, my floor is currently covered in clothes. I want to be clean, but ugh 55. Most used phrase? "Fun Fact" followed by a piece of information I find really cool. 56. Most used word? "Nice", it's a useful adjective 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Depends, to go get food? 10 minutes. To hang out with friends? 30. 58. Do you have much of an ego? Only about being right. I get super ashamed to be wrong about something. 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck, biting cuts the experience short. 60. Do you talk to yourself? All the time! It's both one of my biggest distractions and ways of focusing. 61. Do you sing to yourself? Sometimes when walking. 62. Are you a good singer? No 63. Biggest Fear? Failure 64. Are you a gossip? I prefer "Information Broker" 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Interstellar is the most dramatic I remember. Love that film. 66. Do you like long or short hair? On me? I think I can only pull off short, but on others either is great. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? I think I can name most of their capitals too. 68. Favorite school subject? History 69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert with the face of an extrovert. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Yes 71. What makes you nervous? Money/Crowds/Authority Figures/My Future 72. Are you scared of the dark? Only in places where I haven't been before 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Only if it would be beneficial. 74. Are you ticklish? Unfortunately 75. Have you ever started a rumor? I'm sure I must have. 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yes, but mostly as a second-in-command 77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes, Jack Daniel's Honey-Whiskey is my favorite, but I don't drink often. 78. Have you ever done drugs? Other than some weird hormonal herbs I got from Asia? No, well weed once but nothing happened so I think I did it wrong. 79. Who was your first real crush? Our resident horse girl, but my first Real crush was this cute guy from colorguard who I occasionally dreamed of sleeping with. 80. How many piercings do you have? Zero. Believe, I'd change that, but my current career path doesn't let me have any fun with my body. Got to look like a cis straight dude in this economy and I loathe the very notion that I don't get to break out of that box without losing political capital in the eyes of strangers that I'd be working for. 81. Can you roll your Rs? Yes 82. How fast can you type? Decently fast 83. How fast can you run? Decently slow, like a 10-11 minutes mile 84. What color is your hair? Brown, not that I want it to stay that way. See: Q80 85. What color are your eyes? Brown with a tint of green 86. What are you allergic to? Nothing I think 87. Do you keep a journal? I should. Life gets better when I write things down. 88. What do your parents do? Father teaches biology and is the energy specialist for the district. Mom is a principal. 89. Do you like your age? I'm ok with being 20, sure beats 90, but I feel like I slept through junior high. Love to try again. 90. What makes you angry? People who litter. The love of money. and Tribalism. 91. Do you like your own name? It's ok. Don't think I would have chosen it, maybe Kyle instead, I'd have to think about that more. I do like my Surname. 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Not really. Sasha or Alexander perhaps. 93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I just want them to live well and live with ambition. I don't care what their birth certificate says. 94. What are your strengths? Ambition, hard-working, out-of-the-box thinking. 95. What are your weaknesses? I'm nervous, I procrastinate, and I am SUPER distractable 96. How did you get your name? It's biblical 97. Were your ancestors royalty? If they were, I revoke my claim to the throne. This nation doesn't stand for a monarchy, or at least it shouldn't 98. Do you have any scars? Yes. A few accidental, some not so accidental. 99. Color of your bedspread? Black, but I have a green quilt and this wonderful Minecraft fleece 100. Color of your room? Beige, I f#cking hate beige

#asks #QnA #Questions

[indierockandroll]

Answer all the cute questions because you're all the cute

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Link

2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? I dunno... Link. He’s downstairs. 4. Are you easy to get along with? Probably not. 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Maybe 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Cats 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?  8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Link 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My boss. 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “Me too.” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? El Farol by Santana, Miracle Aligner by The Last Shadow Puppets, It’s Alright by Mother Mother, Tu es ma came by Carla Bruni, Tightrope by LP, and that is five. 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Depends. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? No. 15. What good thing happened this summer? Summer starts tomorrow. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? My mom? I guess. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? I hope so. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No. 19. Do you like bubble baths? fuck yes 20. Do you like your neighbors? No 21. What are you bad habits? Ordering coffee from GrubHub for like $18 just to get it delivered to work. 22. Where would you like to travel? London, England. 23. Do you have trust issues? Yes 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Snuggling with the cats. 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My legs. 26. What do you do when you wake up? Snooze the alarm. 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Lighter 28. Who are you most comfortable around? My mom 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Yes 30. Do you ever want to get married? I don’t know 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? Yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? James Mercer, Billy Joel, Beyonce, uhh there is a list. 33. Spell your name with your chin. mkjoityghyswedjh 34. Do you play sports? What sports? No 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes 37. What do you say during awkward silences? nothing, I keep them awkward silences. 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Sweet, likes sticks and rolling in the grass, loves long walks, enjoys watching birds and cars and barks and is named Link and is furry. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Grocery ones. 40. What do you want to do after high school? ????? I am doing after high school now. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m happy? 43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Space 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Work 46. What are you paranoid about? Being disliked 47. Have you ever been high? Yes 48. Have you ever been drunk? Yes 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Not particularly 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Purple 51. Ever wished you were someone else? Every day 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? My insanity 53. Favourite makeup brand? Bare Minerals 54. Favourite store? Wegmans 55. Favourite blog? TBD 56. Favourite colour? Purple 57. Favourite food? Tofu and rice 58. Last thing you ate? Tofu and rice 59. First thing you ate this morning? Tofu and rice, at 4pm 60. Ever won a competition? For what? Baking/cake decorating 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? No 62. Been arrested? For what? No 63. Ever been in love? yes 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? I was 14 65. Are you hungry right now? No, i want beer 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? No I don’t have tumblr friends :( 67. Facebook or Twitter? Neither 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? No 70. Names of your bestfriends? Amanda, Erinn, Julie 71. Craving something? What? Beer 72. What colour are your towels? All kinds of colours 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? Three 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not anymore 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a lOT 75. Favourite animal? Cat 76. What colour is your underwear? Gold 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? I like mint chip 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Light turquoise 80. What colour pants?  Black with white constellations 81. Favourite tv show? ATM Good Omens was a topper 82. Favourite movie? V for Vendetta 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls  84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean Girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Damian 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Bubbles maybe 87. First person you talked to today? Mom 88. Last person you talked to today? mom 89. Name a person you hate? I don’t hate anyone 90. Name a person you love? I love my cats 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Yes 92. In a fight with someone? No 93. How many sweatpants do you have? A lot 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? A lot 95. Last movie you watched? Restraint 96. Favourite actress? Margot Robbie is nice, I like her and I like Inbar Lavi 97. Favourite actor? Hugo Weaving, Keanu Reeves, Tom Hiddleston, David Tennant 98. Do you tan a lot? No 99. Have any pets? Yes 100. How are you feeling? uncertain 101. Do you type fast? Yes 102. Do you regret anything from your past? Some things 103. Can you spell well? Yes 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yes 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Probably 107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yes 108. What should you be doing? All kinds of things 109. Is something irritating you right now?Yes 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Yes 111. Do you have trust issues? Yes 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My cat 113. What was your childhood nickname? Morgie 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes 115. Do you play the Wii? Not anymore 116. Are you listening to music right now? Yes 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? No, vegan. 118. Do you like Chinese food? YES GIMME THAT SHIT 119. Favourite book? I don’t even know anymore 120. Are you afraid of the dark? A bit 121. Are you mean? I try not to be 122. Is cheating ever okay? No. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? I TRY 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? No 125. Do you believe in true love? No 126. Are you currently bored? No 127. What makes you happy? Nothing 128. Would you change your name? Yes 129. What your zodiac sign? Gemini 130. Do you like subway? Yes? 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Kill him 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? My... boss... 133. Favourite lyrics right now? “It’s alright, it’s okay, it’s alright, it’s okay, you’re not a monster, you’re a human, and you’ve made a few mistakes.” 134. Can you count to one million? Yeah 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? Dunno? 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Open  137. How tall are you? a few above 5 138. Curly or Straight hair? I have both 139. Brunette or Blonde? I have reddish brown 140. Summer or Winter? Winter 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? May 143. Are you a vegetarian? Yes, vegan. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark 145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee 146. Was today a good day? Not a terribly bad one 147. Mars or Snickers? Neither 148. What’s your favourite quote? Unsure 149. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? No books nearby, all downstairs.

[tactical-sunglasses-blog]

Honestly I just wanted to do this

1: Name: Ivy

2: Age: 18

3: 3 Fears: The dark, abandonment, spiders

4: 3 things I love: Music, memes, Uncharted

5: 4 turn ons: Uhh I don’t really know, I guess (in a sense of imitating character voices or something) roleplaying, scratching, light hair pulling, dirty talk???? Idk man

6: 4 turn offs: Ego the size of Betelgeuse (the star), pushy attitudes, jealousy, too clingy

7: My best friend: The Internet

8: Sexual orientation: I don’t rightly know what to consider myself, can I put down “Undetermined”?

9: My best first date: I’ve never really been on a proper date

10: How tall am I: 5′ 10″ 

11: What do I miss: My cat

12: What time was I born: 4:02 pm

13: Favorite color: Black

14: Do I have a crush: Yeah kinda but we’ve only exchanged the phrases “I brought reusable bags” and “Have a nice day” rip

15: Favorite quote: “I won’t be able to enjoy a single one of these coins knowing you and your worthless brother are still sucking air”

16: Favorite place: Anywhere with food

17: Favorite food: Really any kind of red meat or potato

18: Do I use sarcasm: How do I properly answer this

19: What am I listening to right now: The Sound of Silence (there’s nothing on)

20: First thing I notice in new person: Their aura, like what kind of vibe they give off

21: Shoe size: Women’s 11, men’s 9

22: Eye color: Blue

23: Hair color: Brown, dyed blue/mint green undertone

24: Favorite style of clothing: Is black a style

25: Ever done a prank call?: Yeah but I forgot to *67 so it didn’t work lmao

27: Meaning behind my URL: Rafe is daddy af

28: Favorite movie: Idk man I guess Labyrinth

29: Favorite song: Midnight in Transylvania (Indoor Percussion show)

30: Favorite band: Rammstein or SOAD

31: How I feel right now: I’m pretty bored

32: Someone I love: Platonically or what? Platonically I’d go with like David Tennant cuz he’s my dude but like if it were like a legit love interest I’d have to say ya boi @marshythevamp

33: My current relationship status: Single :/

34: My relationship with my parents: Love my mom, dad is reaaaaaaally iffy

35: Favorite holiday: Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: None

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Tattoo of something Uncharted related on my arm or something, like a quote

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I’m trash and I wanted easier access to fanfic

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: yES

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts? Yeeeeees <3

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: No

42: When did I last hold hands?: I don’t even remember

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: Like 10 minutes

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: I think so?

45: Where am I right now?: My room

46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Why would I be drunk tho

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Depends

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Just mom

49: Am I excited for anything?: Yeah boi boutta send a birthday present to my best friend that isn’t the Internet

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Yeah man

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: Yeah, at work

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I wouldn’t really care much, but I’d warn the poor girl

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: I don’t think so

55: What is something I disliked about today?: I worked out for the first time in like ever

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Nolan North

57: What do I think about most?: Food probably oops

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can bend just my fingertips and clover my tongue

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Public restrooms ????? And black toilets honestly those things are scary, they look like a void

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: I like both

61: What was the last lie I told?: “Oh yeah working out was fun”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Neither really

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Ghosts, yes. Aliens, no.

64: Do I believe in magic?: What kind of magic? Tricks or like legit stuff--

65: Do I believe in luck?: In a sense

66: What's the weather like right now?: Gloomy, it just rained

67: What was the last book I've read?: Where The Wild Things Are

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Not really

69: Do I have any nicknames?: Adler, Fern

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: I broke my foot in sophomore year, broke my elbow in kindergarten. Not sure which was worse.

71: Do I spend money or save it?: A bit of both

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Ew no

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: This one Jesus candle I bought as a gag

74: Favorite animal?: Shark

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Eating a quesadilla

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Morningstar, duh.

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Catgroove

78: How can you win my heart?: Be nice and respect who I am, it doesn’t really take a whole lot.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: “This user is Stefan Karl’s meme friend”

80: What is my favorite word?: Hinky

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Comeonrafe, behold-the-goddamn-silver-fox, galaxycat-1459, unchartedwrites, mine-uc BUT LITERALLY I LOVE EVERYONE

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: “If Sonic is so fast why does Eggman keep catching up to him?”

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I think so lmao

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Wait is this a Simpson’s reference--But I’d choose the ability to bring characters to life (Is that a superpower?)

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: Idk???

86: What is my current desktop picture?: I don’t own a computer man, but my lock screen is Sully

87: Had sex?: Nah

88: Bought condoms?: Nope

89: Gotten pregnant?: Unless I’m the Virgin Mary, no

90: Failed a class?: Yeah oops

91: Kissed a boy?: Ye

92: Kissed a girl?: Ye

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: I don’t rightly remember

94: Had a job?: Yeah

95: Left the house without my wallet?: Guilty

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Only if they started shit with me

97: Had sex in public?: No ?????? Guys why

98: Played on a sports team?: Marching band counts, right? It better count.

99: Smoked weed?: Once or twice. I didn’t like it much.

100: Did drugs?: Other than Mary’s iguana (lmao) no

101: Smoked cigarettes?: One, didn’t like it. Sam, keep your ciggies.

102: Drank alcohol?: Yee don’t tell the cops

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: Nah

104: Been overweight?: I don’t think so

105: Been underweight?: Yeah :/

106: Been to a wedding?: Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Those are rookie numbers

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: ROOKIE

109: Been outside my home country?: No :’)

110: Gotten my heart broken?: More than once

111: Been to a professional sports game?: Kinda? I don’t know if you’d call the Reading Phillies “professional”

112: Broken a bone?: Two or three

113: Cut myself?: By accident? Yeah. On purpose? No.

114: Been to prom?: Yeah

115: Been in an airplane: Ye

116: Fly by helicopter?: Nope

117: What concerts have I been to?: Only my own, unless you’d consider Blue Man Group a concert

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Yes

119: Learned another language?: Yes kinda

120: Wore make up?: Only on occassion

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: No

122: Had oral sex?: No

123: Dyed my hair?: Yeah

124: Voted in a presidential election?: No

125: Rode in an ambulance?: No

126: Had a surgery?: No

127: Met someone famous?: Ye

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Yes oops

129: Peed outside?: YEAH MAN

130: Been fishing?: Yeah

131: Helped with charity?: Yeah

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Mmhm :(

133: Broken a mirror?: No

134: What do I want for birthday?: Meet a voice actor or meme dad himself, Stefan Karl

#nobody asked for this #have it anyway #100 plus things about me

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Don't mind me, just dropping some numbers 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30-31-32-33-34-35-36-37-38-39-40-41-42-43-44-45-46-47-48-49-50-51-52-53-54-55-56-57-58-59-60-61-62-63-64-65-66-67-68-69-70-71-72-73-74-75-76-77-78-79-80-81-82-83-84-85-86-87-88-89-90-91-92-93-94-95-96-97-98-99-100

lol, thank you.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Actually none, I use amazon music. lol If I had to chose, spotify.

2. is your room messy or clean?Ehh, depends on the day. Probably in the middle. A little messy but it’s not god awful.

3. what color are your eyes?Blue!4. do you like your name? why?Ehh, yes and no. It’s pretty but I don’t always think it suits me.

5. what is your relationship status? Taken6. describe your personality in 3 words or lesshumorous, awkward, introvert7. what color hair do you have?Red but it’s going to change around January. I’ve had red for a year so it’s time for a change.

8. what kind of car do you drive? color?I don’t drive. I can’t afford a car.

9. where do you shop?Online shopping, I don’t like going out much.

10. how would you describe your style?Alternative I guess, lol.

11. favorite social media accountEither instagram or facebook

12. what size bed do you have? twin. It’s tiny but I don’t need a lot of room.

13. any siblings?Yup, one brother.

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?I’m going to sound like a weeb but probably Japan. Not just for the anime or adorable style of clothing. I adore the culture and the scenery. It’s breath taking from photos I’ve seen or from what online friends that live there have shown me.

15. favorite snapchat filter? Currently it’s the cute one that gives you big round glasses and freckles.

16. favorite makeup brand(s)Uhh, too faced, bh cosmetics, Jeffree Star

17. how many times a week do you shower?Every other day tbh.

18. favorite tv show?I’m going to name more than one, lol. Doctor who, the office, Riverdale.

19. shoe size?I wear us size 8 in womens

20. how tall are you?5'2, too short for you.

21. sandals or sneakers? sneakers. I hate feet so I like covering them.

22. do you go to the gym? Sometimes when I feel up to it.

23. describe your dream dateI already got to do it this year, lol. Go to an outdoor movie theater and stargaze.

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?Zero, I keep it all in the bank.

25. what color socks are you wearing? I’m not wearing any, I don’t really like wearing socks if I don’t have to.

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?2 or 3

27. do you have a job? what do you do? I work part time at a grocery store as a stocker when I’m not at school. When I’m at school, I’m a student worker and help out the IT department.

28. how many friends do you have? Too many to count. Friends I talk to daily though is about 4. I have a lot of other friends I just don’t talk to often.

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? Lied I guess.

30. whats your favorite candle scent? Anything fruity or fall themed, lol

31. 3 favorite boy namesDexter, Quinn, Asher.

32. 3 favorite girl namesOctavia, Charlotte. I only have two.

33. favorite actor? David Tennant

34. favorite actress? I don’t have one.

35. who is your celebrity crush?David Tennant, lol.

36. favorite movie? Rocky horror picture show

37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Perks of being a wallflower

38. money or brains? Brains over money any day

39. do you have a nickname? what is it? It’s Ari.

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?Probably 3 or 4 times I think?

41. top 10 favorite songsTherapy by All Time Low, Run Away by Front Porch Step, Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Beaten in Lips by Beartooth, How Far I’ll Go by Auli'i Cravalho. I’m just going to give five instead of ten because I only have five, lol.

42. do you take any medications daily? Anti-depressants.

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)Depends. Super oily one day and then as dry as the Sahara the next.44. what is your biggest fear? Being alone.

45. how many kids do you want? Two, one boy and one girl

46. whats your go to hair style?Scene-y weenie bangs, lmao

48. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Medium sized.

49. who is your role model? I don’t really have one. People I looked up to when I was younger disappointed me so I don’t really have one.

50. what was the last compliment you received?Someone liked my hair.

51. what was the last text you sent?“Are you playing Rocket League?”

52. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?10/11 I think.

53. what is your dream car? At this point, anything that can drive. I just want a car, lol

54. opinion on smoking? I do so no judgement.

55. do you go to college? I go to a university by Chicago.

56. what is your dream job? Art therapy

57. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Rural areas

58. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Let’s be real, who doesn’t? It’s free and you paid for the room, lol.

59. do you have freckles? Omg do I wish.

60. do you smile for pictures?Nope, hate my teeth. I only smile without.

61. how many pictures do you have on your phone? like 200 something. I need to empty it again soon.

62. have you ever peed in the woods? Desperate times come from desperate measures.

63. do you still watch cartoons? I love cartoons, you don’t need to stop watching because you’re an adult.

64. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?Wendys

65. Favorite dipping sauce? Honey mustard or bbq

66. what do you wear to bed? tshirt and underwear. Gotta let my jiggly legs free every once in awhile and I hate pants anyways.

67. have you ever won a spelling bee?Nope.

68. what are your hobbies?Drawing, napping, reading, binge watching movies, hiking

69. can you draw? I’d like to think so, lol

70. do you play an instrument?I wish but no

71. what was the last concert you saw? Deadlift Lolita

72. tea or coffee?Coffee

73. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?Starbucks. Always a white girl at heart.

74. do you want to get married?I hope to someday

75. what is your crush’s first and last initial?ZZ, lmao. 76. are you going to change your last name when you get married? I probably will77. what color looks best on you? Either purple or black

78. do you miss anyone right now? All the time. Who doesn’t miss people most of the time?

79. do you sleep with your door open or closed?Closed, I hate when it’s open because I feel like people in the house are watching me sleep.

80. do you believe in ghosts?Sort of

81. what is your biggest pet peeve? When people spell or pronounce my name wrong

82. last person you called`My mom

83. favorite ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip

84. regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular and don’t forgot the milk!

85. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow, I’m very picky with anything chocolate and I don’t really eat it often.

86. what shirt are you wearing? A sweatshirt

87. what is your phone background?Tim Curry from Rocky Horror

88. are you outgoing or shy?I’m outgoing online but real life I’m shy

89. do you like it when people play with your hair?It’s a blessing to have someone play with your hair so yes

90. do you like your neighbors? The neighbors I have at school, no. Neighbors at home, don’t have any so it’s great. Both houses next to mine they moved.

91. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?I wash at night.

92. have you ever been high? A few times, yes

93. have you ever been drunk? Yes, more so than high, lol

94. last thing you ate? Grapes

95. favorite lyrics right nowCurrently don’t have one.

96. summer or winter? Winter. I hate the warm sweaty weather.

97. day or night? Night time is where the party is.

98. dark, milk, or white chocolate? dark chocolate

99. favorite month? April because it’s my birth month, lol

99. what is your zodiac signAries

100. who was the last person you cried in front of? Zach

(I messed up the numbering when going through it hence two 99 questions. Too much effort to go back through and number correctly)

#answeredquestions

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ALL OF THEM

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Noooo idea 2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? Wendy and Trin! 4. Are you easy to get along with? Ehhhhhhhhh5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Myself ;; 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Decent people? 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? i’unno obligatory call otu to @xerinos 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? ^^^ 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Meh no 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Nick...? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “When I go upstairs next, sure” 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? fuck if I know13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? y e s 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? meh not really15. What good thing happened this summer? summer just started yo 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? nah 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? sure 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? nope 19. Do you like bubble baths? Nah but I like bath bombs 20. Do you like your neighbors? sure. one of them is super nice and the other had pitbulls :D 21. What are you bad habits? not sure anymore. i stopped biting my nails like last year (a whole year already !!!) 22. Where would you like to travel? Not sure right now. Pretty content with what i’ve got. the stsates I guess?? 23. Do you have trust issues? mhmmm ;; 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? s l e e p even though that isnt even daily anymore 

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? fuckin smile, tum, arms, legs, nose, i can go on 26. What do you do when you wake up? check my messages/notifs 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? neither. i’m porcelain and proud 28. Who are you most comfortable around? Anna probably 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? k i n d o f ? 30. Do you ever want to get married? nawh 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yeah 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? uhhhhhhhhhh 33. Spell your name with your chin. nhjbmjukvchnbjgkl,.lkghf34. Do you play sports? What sports?  LOL NO 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Y ea  h 37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing because theyre not usually awkward per se 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? ?? ????? no ???? 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Sanctuary but $$$$$$$$ 40. What do you want to do after high school? bud i havent done jack shit since 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? meh 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i’m scared/anxious usually 43. Do you smile at strangers? sure. everyone deserves to be happy. except Power 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? both? 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? buddy i barely get out of bed 46. What are you paranoid about? everything tbh 47. Have you ever been high? mhm 48. Have you ever been drunk? yeah 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? no? yes? mayve....? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? black 51. Ever wished you were someone else? who hasnt? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? dunno theres a few things 53. Favourite makeup brand? UD 54. Favourite store? Sanctuary 55. Favourite blog? uhhhh 56. Favourite colour? purple 57. Favourite food? p a s t a 58. Last thing you ate? toast 59. First thing you ate this morning? ^ 60. Ever won a competition? For what? no...? 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nah but i skipped class a lot--- 62. Been arrested? For what? nope 63. Ever been in love?  yeah 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? some chick at a bus stop 65. Are you hungry right now? kind of/??? ?66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? buddy i have like no tumblr friends 67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? both 69. Are you watching tv right now? nope 70. Names of your bestfriends?  Anna nick sam 71. Craving something? What? steak 72. What colour are your towels? black 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 5 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes ;; 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? i have a lot on a shelf 75. Favourite animal? bunnies/cats/wolf76. What colour is your underwear? black 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? both78. Favourite ice cream flavour? pistachio but I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE SINCE I GOT BACK TO CANADA 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black lmfao 80. What colour pants? grey 81. Favourite tv show? Vikings 82. Favourite movie? Dunno 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? havent seen the seconbd one 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? fuck i dont remember =them 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Gill? i think his nbame is? the angel fish 87. First person you talked to today? nick? 88. Last person you talked to today? nick 89. Name a person you hate? P O W E R M A T T H E W S 90. Name a person you love? Nick91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? POWER 92. In a fight with someone? meh no 93. How many sweatpants do you have? like 2 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? like 50 95. Last movie you watched? uhhhh Tangled??? 96. Favourite actress? no idea 97. Favourite actor? David Tennant 98. Do you tan a lot? LOLNO 99. Have any pets? Kitty 100. How are you feeling? t i r e d 101. Do you type fast?  meh sometimes 102. Do you regret anything from your past? meh 103. Can you spell well? sometimes? 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? not reallyt 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? nope 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? yeah lul 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yessir 108. What should you be doing? dunno 109. Is something irritating you right now? spotify ads 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yeah 111. Do you have trust issues? ive answered this 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? nick technically 113. What was your childhood nickname? Nikki 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes i have 115. Do you play the Wii? nope 116. Are you listening to music right now? yep 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yes 118. Do you like Chinese food? yep119. Favourite book? Dracula or Fallen 120. Are you afraid of the dark? nah 121. Are you mean? y e s 122. Is cheating ever okay? nope 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? whats white 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah 125. Do you believe in true love? sure 126. Are you currently bored? nah 127. What makes you happy? uhhhh depends. situational, really 128. Would you change your name? Maybe? I’ve grown to not hate my name 129. What your zodiac sign? Aquarius 130. Do you like subway? occasionally 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Nothing? 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? nick 133. Favourite lyrics right now?  in due time - killswitch engage 134. Can you count to one million? yes but that takes time and effort 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? fuck if i know 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? mostly closed because the cat likes to leave in teh middle of the night 137. How tall are you? 5′5 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? doesnt matter 140. Summer or Winter? winter 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? august 143. Are you a vegetarian? i was for like a month and almost starved to death LOL 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? white 145. Tea or Coffee? tea 146. Was today a good day? just started boyo 147. Mars or Snickers? both? 148. What’s your favourite quote? 149. Do you believe in ghosts? meh no 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“You see, they represented the greatest loss to Lestat, because they stood on the threshold of the maximum possibility of life” 

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