#dev shut up

[jaffefuneralhomes]

Wow, I am SO surprised that the Blue Devils won, again.

Maybe if everyone stopped having a hard on for them that would be nice.

#dev shut up #dci #drum crops international #dev watches dci

[chonideno]

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world

#totk #shut up mag #jesus fucking christ!!!! what the hell!!!! #I'll admit I was a doubter at times #with how long it took to me and with how little we saw of it #I was afraid I wasn't going to be awed #but I was wrong and I'm so happy I was #now I have to go hunt for game dev podcasts so I can listen to people in the industry #being bewildered and shocked and going ''how did they do it'' #i'm not even done with the game at all I've done 3 out of 4 regions #and I have so many pins and markers and things I want to go see #god I'm going to spend 600 hours in this game aren't I

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory 2 #qpurgatory 2 #there hope those filter for u fuckers #(/affectionate) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #if you can't tell my povs went something like this: #crab -> raccoon -> panda -> capybara -> goose -> crow #so i didn't watch all of them lmfao #i only spent a few hours with raccoon and crab; panda i caught all of #capybara and goose i mostly watched on their elimination day #crow i hopped into on the final day as well tho i'd been keeping some tabs on them previously #just not concentrated watching #i like purgatories :D #to be clear though i hope they don't run purg 3 until like november 2024 at the absolute EARLIEST #the staff is NOT at the point they can handle it yet lol not for a while #the fact that one of the ex devs said they were already talking about purg 3 was crazy #like i'm patient i'm not nuts let's cook this one #this is neglecting to mention the post-server close calls which are my favorite part of the event no contest #oh yeah and i also have issues w how some of the special events work #those need some tweaking it's not perfect by any stretch of the imagination #but i enjoy it :) it has good moments

[ladyantiheroine]

Y’all, I’m rewatching the kitchen scenes from Monkey Man and the pure househusband energy Dev Patel is giving is making my pussy throb🥵

#the button-down shirt!!! #the apron!!! #the shy demeanor!!! #this is the female gaze #shut up elizabeth #monkey man #dev patel #monkey man 2024

[volcanicsleep]

baby want the fruit

testing out a brush for the nut cracker comic, probably not going to use this one... gonna make the backgrounds lighter too, i think

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt raph #turtle tots #magma.jpg #comic dev #nut cracker #idk why but this hasn't been posting to the tag.. anyway #ahs says i turned splinter into a thirst trap. i think they're halucinating #hes NORMAL I DIDNT YASSIFY HIM SHUT UP AHS #(if this doesn't post ot the tag im gonna rip my hair out)

[devsgames]

Courtesy of GameDeveloper.com's Chris Kerr (via Twitter):

#sorry im not gunna shut up about this lol #unity single-handedly jeopardizing my self-employement #im absolutely so salty #gamedev #game development #indie games #indie game #game dev #indiegames #gamedevelopment

[17magpiesinatrenchcoat]

why did I just now realise the reason the prisoner doesn’t die after being beheaded is bevause the only way she can be die is by being struck in the heart

#I mean think about it #throughout the game that’s the only way she ever dies (I think) #I’m pretty sure the devs even confirmed it somewhere #slay the princess #shut up lori

[majorpepperidge]

HEY SINGULARITY 6 HEY

HEY WHAT'S THIS DOING ON ZEKI'S WIKI PAGE HANDLED BY YOU GUYS

WE ONLY GET PORTRAITS FOR ROMANCE OPTIONS, DON'T WE??? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING???

#Shut up Cheri #Palia #Palia game #Zeki #if the devs are aware of my presence and put this on the wiki as a cheeky lil preview #im going to go insane has my shouting from the rooftops for zeki romance finally going to pay off

[solomiracle]

mc you fucking bitch

#put on the sunscreen and shut up you are so rude #why do the devs do this. #illusion of choice can happen in the story bc plot has to plot sometimes #but texts too??? #im convinced this only happens bc the devs dont wanna write more #let me enjoy the sun and touch grass you assholes #from me #screens

[queenkinqs]

ttr needs to add pacesetter to their game for one day only and then remove him and never acknowledge his existence again

#toontown #ttr devs hire me #shut up birdy

[jaffefuneralhomes]

it's so hard to keep working towards a goal when no one is in your corner rooting for you

#dev shut up #i know i have people but jfc my family is so terrible

[versacherries]

why are we as a society still saying women “age out”? let women be women!!!

#i swear a woman’s worst enemy is ANOTHER WOMAN!! #i came across a reddit post saying devon carlson was aged out like shut the fuck up leave women alone #if anything women in their 30s are so fucking cool and the best bloggers to follow #anywys #before anyone comes for me ik dev isnt 30

[ribstongrowback]

look i panicked but i stand by what i said

#ttrpg #game design #game dev #shut up ribstongrowback

[ladyantiheroine]

Me after watching The Green Knight: This Dev Patel guy is a pretty good actor and he's pretty cute too. Me after watching Monkey Man: Mr. Patel please please please just give me one chance please I can treat you so good

#shut up elizabeth #dev patel #the green knight #monkey man

[ofthecaravel]

me when i need reference pics and the only place to get them is devs blog

#whispering 'just here for work' while i scroll through 15 pages of josh #its easy tho cause the theme is great #hi dev #dont mind me #shut up karou

[hoodiedeer]

i feel like if youre selling access to videos like tutorials or something the captions on your video should probably at least ATTEMPT to meet the standard quality, accuracy, formatting and availability requirements for tv/film captioning.

#been doing some game dev tutorials on a website and theyre good but #its exceedingly obvious that after like the first lesson they just use some auto-captioning service #evidenced by 'Godot' (the fucking game engine the tutorials are for) being captioned as 'Guido' SEVERAL TIMES PER VIDEO #like im glad you have captions at all but this shit would not be allowed in any other industry that standardizes and regulates captions #ill complain but they wont do anything because its cheaper and faster to make an AI do it #shut up green