Drive-By Hydrant
Drive-By Hydrant
A fire-hydrant for spawning vehicle drive-bys. Can be hidden in Live Mode.
This mod is a complete re-write of Shaklin's original car spawning fire hydrant (re-uploaded by iCad here and re-coloured by atomtanned here), based on ideas in the Sims 2 Shenanigans discord.
Has menu options to change the frequency of drive-bys, and is completely configurable via BCONs; don't want ambulances, remove its GUID from the vehicle table; want more Soccer Moms, give the Minivan multiple entries.
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A perfect day for a Cloud Drive. What do you see?
I see bears.
And now what do you see?
Pegasus jumping the highway.
What do YOU see?
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These bitches will defend niggacore eren til the day they die with their ghetto asses 😭 In what world will you find eren dealing dope, speaking slang, cornrows in his hair, cheating with baby mamas and living in raggedy apartment complexes? If you're gonna do that, give it to a dude has more of a "bad boy" vibe. Eren is a literal loser
LMFOAOAOA y’all that niggacore shit gets me so badddd y’all don’t get it like
LMFOAODVEJWJAB this tweet has never not killed me ever since I first seen it like💀💀💀
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It is pretty unlike me to do more than one social thing in a week, but our former neighbors invited us over to for a small Diwali party and it was awesome? T is a loud extrovert university professor. Her spouse, C, is a quiet army retiree (I think that's the right word). We all got on like a house on fire. T, being Indian, could totally relate to my summer woes of visiting unwanted family in the hot motherland. C showed me their LARPing swords and an actual fancy machete. The food was SO GOOD and brought me back to my librarian days when my awesome Indian bosses would bring in their home cooking for potlucks. Other folks I talked to were just as bewildered/horrified by the thought of monthly birthday neighborhood potlucks or losing iPads like hair scrunchies. I learned about ziplining in Colorado and local coyotes from chatting with these friendly strangers. At one point, I mentioned being a librarian and one lady went, "Oh, everyone in this room was a librarian at some point in their lives!" And of course I felt even more at home.
After my kid played board games with a grown up and a 12 year old, we went out for fireworks and sparklers lit by candles in the guest-made diyas. They had stencils to make Rangoli sand art on the porch. C, bless them, severely overestimated my daughter's maturity and handed her a lit firecracker to throw (thankfully, my husband intercepted just in time). There were guests of all ages, genders, and colors and I was just so surprised by how much I was enjoying myself without any alcohol. At the birthday potluck dinners, I heavily fortify myself with wine and am usually still miserable.
This whole time I thought that the pandemic broke that part of me that enjoyed big gatherings. But it turns out I'm just no good at enjoying big gatherings full of people with whom I have nothing in common except our area code. It looks like common sense now that I type it out. Anyway, yeah, I'm going to tell this to my therapist and I am gonna unenroll myself out of the birthday potluck club.
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Hi :)
I’m here with a virtual hug
*hugs*
HI! Virtual hug RIGHT BACK HUN ❤️❤️❤️
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Tbh, realistically Fez wouldn’t let Lexi spend the night at his house. There’s too much he would be worried about, and he wouldn’t want to involve Lexi with all of that.
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i’ve decided that for my relaxing time in between my finals work i was gonna start on a piece for by and my 3h s/i bc of 3 hopes and oh my god who designed byleth’s armor
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there was ANOTHER murder like less than two blocks away from campus and there’s been no news from the university no warning nothing. the first couple murders that I was here for they would send little campus safety emails but the last few murders there’s been NOTHING. I found out because my roommate drove past it and then her friend sent a picture of the body on the sidewalk….. slay!
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Erm not to sound entitled but if people could stop getting shot in my neighborhood while I'm trying to go to sleep that would be awesome
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It's already happened twice that I thought I heard gunshots but my neighborhood is nicer than that, and it has been fireworks.
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Drive-By Hydrant - Siren Fix
Drive-By Hydrant
Turns out the police car siren needs a fix I added in my No Driving Without A Licence mod and then forgot about.
If you don’t play with that mod, either disable sirens in BCON 0x1000 entry 0x02 or use the DriveByHydrant_SirenFix.package file.
This only fixes the pop-up error box, police sirens are still finicky!
Thanks to bowedy for reporting this
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What do you see?
A rooster!
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What do y’all do in the Midwest
meth mostly
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Kevin's Field
Kevin’s Field
~for Kevin Peterson
My back to the west
Breeze from the north
Sun from the south
I’m sitting on my bench
Across from Kevin’s Field
In the east...
Good neighbor Kevin
Comes riding his mower
In his field, the mower
So nice and loud
Like Snoqualmie Falls
And that smell
The smell of new mown grass
All the peaceful memories
We have
But I always think
Of death
Mass shootings every day
What if it’s not a drive by
For me what if...
Kevin’s mower throws a stone
That strikes my forehead
And now I’m dead
Across from Kevin’s Field
Uncle Udon
Puget Ridge Zen Center & Dog Kennel
5.8.23
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Norf are sick of juicy kicking 10 one year and then Aaron/Cody kicking 10 the next year, so they've picked some weak af non-finals team to play on good Friday
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Who's the worst ass slapper?
Prompt: Who's the worst ass slapper? Who's going to heaven, and who's going to ass-slapper hell?
Featuring: TF141 - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish x GN!Reader
Word Count: 0.2k
Warnings: none
John Price
He’s a gentle one. Proud about something you did? Gives you a good job pat on the ass. Worms his hand into the back pocket of your pants while waiting around in line. Maybe pokes or squeezes it if you’re up on a step stool or a ladder.
Simon Riley
Rarely touches your ass. If you go absolutely ham and play the bongos on his cheeks, he’ll just stand there and let you. Prefers to mess with your face.
Kyle Garrick
Usually nice. Gentle, rapid-fire pats while you’re cooking or otherwise unaware of what he’s doing. Will scoop the globes of your cheeks and just hold them until you turn around and ask what he wants. When mopping or sweeping, he’ll sneakily reach out and poke you with the tip of the handle. Just teases.
Johnny MacTavish
Going to special ass-slapper hell. Serial, unashamed ass-slapper. Drive-bys where you’re minding your own business and then boom. What feels like thirty seconds of machine gun spray of butt smacks with all the force of his beefy arms. When he got that eager glint in his eye, you’d start running backwards. Hands protectively over your rear end. Backing into walls and furniture and begging for mercy. But it’s alright. You’ll get him back. Some day.
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Posted: 2024 January 8
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