Elwyn: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!
Baker: What?
Elwood: Ignore her.
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Elwood: Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Elwyn: I know, I'm scared too.
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Elwyn: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl.
Elwood: Why do you say the things that you say?
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Ricker:
Kyani (particularly after spending her savings on the candy shop):
Nash:
Elwyn:
Walkman:
Elwood:
Freddie (particularly before marrying Angela):
Peter:
Sofija:
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Elwyn: Elwood once grounded me for a week because I came home late.
Cana: You deserved it. Getting people's hope up just to show up again.
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Elwyn, looking longingly at Phoenix: Our babies will be beautiful and smart.
Elwood: Not to mention 'imaginary'
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Nell: Look, Elwood. I want to apologize for everything we said when we were younger. For what it's worth, I really like having you around.
Elwood: No, you don't.
Nell: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
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Mugger: Give me your money if you want to live.
Nash: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Elwyn: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Kyani: Guys. We can literally do magic.
Elwood, sighing: Flipendo.
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Ashe asks: Elwood, what is the least chaotic thing Elwyn has ever done?
Elwood: Elwyn and I didn't spend a lot of time together when we were little, but I do remember one time I walked into the kitchen and she was sitting at the window with a cup of tea in her hands and she just seemed... calm. Granted, we were nine and she had been awake for almost eighteen hours, so she was probably just sleep deprived.
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Nell: *mumbles in Latin*
Elwood: For the last time, I'm not a demon and you can't exorcise me.
Nell: It was worth a try.
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Elwood: Here, hold my morals. I have some stuff I need to take care of.
Toby: What morals?
Elwood: You know I expected that from Nell... but not you, man.
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Elwyn: Okay, I've called you all to this meeting because some of us don't seem to get along.
Elwood: Nell and I are literally the only ones you called here.
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Elwyn: For Christmas, I want a dragon.
Phoenix: Oh, come on, Elwyn, really? A dragon? Try and be realistic here.
Elwyn: All right, fine. For Christmas, I want to get married.
Phoenix: What color do you want your dragon?
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Elwyn: Go big or go home!
Elwood, on the verge of tears: I am begging you, Elwyn. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
Elwyn, whispering: I’m going big.
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Elwyn: *peels an avocado and eats it like an egg*
Elwood: ... why are you like this?
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