#escaped hive mind again via Really Loud Noise

[herding-octokittens]

So like… Arthur can’t die can he. Man just straight up cannot die no matter how hard he tries. He should be dead like seven times over from the normal human-killing stuff, much less the whole Being Possessed By An Outer God thing. But he’s not dead. Somehow, he’s still plugging along.

Someone out there really does like him, don’t they?

#arthur lester #malevolent spoilers #malevolent #at this point he’s been stabbed in the gut #shot in the gut #drained of blood through the gut #electrocuted but like mildly #exploded but he was debatably a safe distance from ghat #fell an indeterminate but previously assumed fatal distance #(big?) rock dropped on him #stabbed (himself) in the throat #beat half to death like five separate times #once again fell an undetermined but substantial distance #had a chair broken over him wwe style #stabbed clean through the stomach from the back #connected to hive mind via mild brain surgery??? #escaped hive mind via the power of friendship and this cool knife #reconnected to the hive mind but this time on purpose #escaped hive mind again via Really Loud Noise #and thus far the only thing that has stopped him for more than fifteen minutes was the first guy stab wound #a single one month coma and otherwise it’s been hasty bandages and one-handed stitches #like I genuinely don’t think Arthur can die at this point #the blood this poor man has lost in the past 24 hours podcast time? all of it #oh! also he nearly got flayed and almost lost an eye to Evil Sand #and is now missing a chunk of his ear #and one time bit off his finger #oh lol and there was the car crash way back when #yeah no the more I think on it the more I’m convinced he can’t die