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Fox on Facetime with Rex: You need to come and get your son. Rex: He's not my son. Fives in the background of Fox's video: Scrubbing me clean. Rex: What's he doing? Fox: He's drunk as shit Fives in a bubble bath fully clothed in his blacks: Captain, look, I'm cleaning me and my clothes at the same time. Rex:... Rex: Keep him. Fox: NO Rex hangs up.

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Rex: How did the mission go?

Echo: Pretty smooth actually, it was an easy one.

Rex: I know I'll regret this but why do Fives and Hardcase look wrecked?

Echo, with a deep sigh: They called shotgun for the co-pilot seat at the same time, and somehow thought it was a good idea to beat each other's asses to death for it.

Hardcase: It was fun tho.

Fives: Tell that to my stab wound

Hardcase: Just a scratch you big baby

Fives: Bullshit, I had to get stitches

Rex: So, who won.

Echo, cheerful: No one, Dogma was pissed, stunned them with his DC-15, and shoved them in with the cargo, best ride ever.

Rex: Is there something we need to discuss?

Echo: No, why?

Rex: I regret this conversation

Muffled laughter in the background

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Hevy: Fives can we talk about the message you just sent on the group chat.

Echo: It was a necessary update, IMO.

Droidbait: Big mood.

Cutup: It just says 'I'm back on my bullshit'

Fives: The people need to know!

Cutup: Makes logistics easier.

Echo: Facts.

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Fives, coming up with a frankly terrible idea: I think we should do this.

Hevy, who somehow got stuck being the voice of reason: Echo, tell him we can't.

Echo, who was already running logistics the moment Fives opened his mouth: I think your plan is dumb as bricks, but man, I wanna see where it goes.

Cutup, running on spite and kaf: If we survive this, I want your candy stash

Droidbait, who just wants to see things explode and shoot clankers: If it fails, we'll just blame Fives.

Fives: Hevy's the defacto leader, though.

Echo: Hevy, then

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Fives: Rex likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution' but I happen to believe you can be both.

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