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norrisleclercf1 · 8 days

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Hiii first of all i love you work like ALL OF YOUR WORK!! 🤍 second is can you maybe do a Mafia Lando request? i was thinking like lando & reader got into a huge fight and lando snapped at her and left but came back home with so many bruises like he went on a fight and doesn’t want reader to know cause he hates seeing her cry but she still found out and helped him clean his wounds and eventually they talked it out forgave each other.

Im sorry if its too much, its been sitting on my mind for a while and i was just too shy to ask 😭 if you do it, thank youuu ily!! if not then its ok!! hahaha 🫶🏻

A/N: Mafia Lando? Good excuse to use the cutting his nose thing now hehehehehehe

"You're home late," Lando jumps about 10 feet in the air, hearing your voice come out of the darkness of the living room. "Jesus, the fuck you doing sitting in the dark, baby." Lando turns on the light and freezes seeing your dressed up.

"Why you dressed up, have a hot date?" Lando jokes, sliding off his jacket, exposing the two guns strapped to his chest. "Yeah, was supposed to have an anniversary dinner, but my date never answered his phone," You snap, standing up as Lando's eyes grow wide. "Oh fuck, baby," He reaches out of for you, but you slap his hand away.

"No, don't baby me." You snarl turning to face your boyfriend who seemed slightly annoyed. "Y/n," Lando's voice turns just a little bit deeper, his eyes hardening on you. "Don't, don't you dare get upset with me Lando Norris, you forgot our anniversary, and you don't even seem to care, do you even love me? Because for a small second I thought maybe you're dead, or arrested or who the fuck knows!" You yell, wanting to throw something at his head, you're so angry.

Lando scuffs and rolls his eyes, "I forgot a dinner, Y/n, it's okay, I'll make it up to you," Lando rolls his neck, he didn't want to fight, he just wanted to lie in bed and cuddle you close, instead you were being a brat and arguing with him. "Jesus, I'm fucking tired Y/n, I don't want to argue with you, can we just go to bed." Lando snaps, eyes so angry and voice so dark it has you flinch back, Lando freezes seeing your reaction.

"Fuck," Lando curses, and turns around grabbing his jacket and storming out of the house, slamming the door.

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"Shit," Lando sighs, nose busted across, bleeding a good bit, with his hands cut and bruised, a cut on his eyebrow and cheek bruised that it was almost black. "Sir?" Lando stops, seeing one of his people at his door and he knows he looks bad. Actually, he probably was going to make you cry, again.

Lando hated making you cry, it was like a stab wound in him each time he was the cause of those tears, he wanted nothing more than to be the one to cause you to smile, not cry. "Sir, she's still awake, and I don't think she should see you," Lando frowns, not liking that his guards knew you that well, even though he literally had them to know you that well.

"Thank you," Lando grounds out, and slips into the penthouse, sighing at the Monégasque night life, and the way you're staring out the window. Lando slowly steps but freezes when you turn and make eye contact with his bandaged-up face. "Lando," You gasp and rush forward gently cradling his face in your hands. "Let's go to the bathroom," You whisper, and he nods his head as he silently follows you to the bathroom.

Flicking on the light, you whimper seeing the full effect and Lando looks away, not wanting to see you cry. He hated when you cried, it felt like his heart was being ripped to shreds. You slowly undo the bandage and sigh in relief at the small cut but tsk slightly. "It might scar," Lando nods and moves sitting on the toilet as you slowly start to clean him up.

"I didn't mean to forget," He whispers, voice froggy from how dry his throat is. "I know, I shouldn't have yelled," Lando chuckles and pulls you close, ignoring the sting in his hands. "You had the right to yell, it's me that shouldn't have yelled," Lando whispers and you hum softly and place a soft kiss on his forehead.

"Let's just watch movies, as I nurse you, I just want you home, safe," Lando nods and hisses as you place the ointment on his hands and gently wrap them. "You might be a big bad mafia boss, but to me, you're just my Lando, just be my lando," You whisper, kissing him gently as you rub the bruise. Closing his head he nods, melting into your hug as he remembers, he doesn't have to be the mafia boss, with you, he just needs to be here.

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luv4georgie · 5 months

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stream interrupted.

dad!Lando Norris x mum!reader

in which formula one star, Lando Norris, and his girlfriend, Y/n Y/l/n, have a child and sooner or later… she’s definitely gonna want to be in his streams. right?

“what was i made for?”

you and Lando have been together 7 years and when you were 21 you had gotten pregnant unexpectedly. 3 years later and you had a daughter, Lillia.

Lando was currently streaming and you were watching Tangled with your beautiful 3 year old daughter in the living room. she was sitting on the floor colouring a picture of your little family she had drew. you were on the couch watching the film. “NO!” you heard Lando shout. wondering what he was getting up to you decided to stand up quietly and tiptoe out of the living room.

you had gotten to the door of the room he was streaming in. you quietly opened the door. watching him and making sure you weren’t in view of the camera. you cracked open the door slightly so you could see him. before you could leave and go back to watching the film the door opened a little bit more. it wasn’t until about 2 seconds later that you realised that yoy weren’t touching the door at all.

before you knew it you saw a small figure waddling into the room. her beautiful coloured hair swaying as she did so. you saw her get closer to her dad’s set up. she stared wide eyes at the colourful screen above her. she reached her hand up to tap Lando. he didn’t realise she had tapped him until he saw people’s comments.

f1luvrfl: LILLIA!

charlesbae2: OMG LILS 💖💖

landoxy/n: SHES SO CUTE HELP 🫧💖💕💞🌸

he looked down to the side of him after reading the chat. “hi froggie” Lando said to the small being next to him. he picked her up and placed her on his lap. chat went wild talking about the nickname. she smiled brightly at everything and everyone behind the screen. “daddy!” she giggled hugging his neck. he smiled and swivelled around in his chair to face you. ‘sorry’ you mouthed. he smiled and swivelled back around.

“where did you come up with the nickname” he mumbled squinting at the fast moving chat. “well chat… obviously her name is Lillia so she has other nicknames like Lils and Lili so just thought that Froggie was nice because she loves frogs and because Lili, lilipads-” he said confidently. he stared down at his little girl. she began to hide in his chest when he started talking. he stroked her hair and answered a few more questions like ‘how did you handle the pregnancy?’ and ‘how is she so well behaved?’.

he was so proud of his little girl and loved her so much. she was a daddy’s girl. but also could be a mummy’s girl at times. she went to almost every race and enjoyed it. when she couldn’t go she would watch them. cheering her father on and always cuddled him when he got sad about not winning. he really did love her and she loved him just as much. but you loved both of them the most.

he didn’t care when she interrupted anything. if anything he loved it. it was adorable.

#Spotify #lando norris fluff #lando norris x reader #dad!lando norris #lando norris #f1 x reader imagines #f1

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skylarsblue · 1 year

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✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes Nine✦

(Sexual Implication) Ghost, trying to be sexy by whispering: Gaggin’ for it, aren’t ya, love? Soap: Nope. Ghost: No? Soap: I don’t gag on anything. Ghost: *404 Error* Soap: …Ghost? Si? Simon, are you alright?

-- Y/N: Let’s play a word association game! Ghost: Why? Y/N: Because I saved your ass last mission and I’m bored, so you owe me. Ghost: *sigh* Fine. Y/N: P e r f e c t . Gaz: ?? Y/N: Cold. Ghost: Winter. Y/N: Spring. Ghost: Mattress. Y/N: Soft. Ghost: Comfortable. Y/N: Pleasant. Ghost: Sunset. Y/N, With a shit eating grin: Beautiful. Ghost, unconsciously: Johnny- Y/N: YES Gaz: OHHHHHH Ghost: Soap: *gasp* Simon!~ Ghost: I’m going to go crash in a heli. Y/N: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT-

-- Alex: Bitch do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this. Norris: You feeling froggy? Leap. Alex: Okay, well here I come- Farah: Alex no, no- hOLD OFF

-- (NSFW Joke) Y/N: Oh sorry. I almost drank out of your cup. Soap: Wh-Just go ahead, it won’t matter! Y/N: Well I- Yeah no, you’re right. I’ve drank out of your cups dozens of times. Soap: We’ve sucked the same dick- Y/N: That’s a good point! Ghost: ….*sigh*

-- Gaz: What kind of girl do you like? Soap: My wife. Gaz: And you? Ghost: Johnny’s wife. Gaz: OH- Price, knowing they recently started a poly situation: Pfft-

-- (Use of the word pussy because haha) Gaz, filming: Pffft- Soap: Shhshh- Y/N in the hallway: FORTY THREE FUCKING CENTS! AHHHHH Soap: *wheeze* Y/N: I NEED A SUGAR DADDY!! Gaz: PFFFT- Soap: I can’t breathe- Y/N: At this rate I’m ready to plaster my fuckin’ pussy on the sidewalk for some sPARE CHANGE! Gaz & Soap: *doing that silent cackle thing and smack each other in the arm* Ghost, leaning into the room: What the f- Y/N: SPAARE CHANGE, SPARE CHANGE! ANYONE GOT ANY SPARE CHAAANGE?! Gaz: *coughing* Soap: Steamin’ Jesus I’m fucking crying- Y/N, passing by the room: 🎵Walkin’ in a winter wonderlaaaand🎶

-- Y/N: Would you love me? Gaz: Y/N: Gaz: Y/N: Gaz: Would I love you if…? Y/N: nO ThAt wAs tHE QuesTiOn-

-- Y/N: Pretty boy! With me I said! Rudy: Rudy: Rudy: Oh I’m pretty boy! Y/N: Yes! Oo that came out a bit quick- (Also works with Soap & Gaz, honestly)

-- (THIS IS A CONCEPT IM TOO WHIMPY TO WRITE, SO HAVE IT HERE! THIS COULD WORK WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS Also, NSFW warning) Ghost: I don’t miss. Y/N, on his ear piece: Never? Even with distractions? Ghost: *turns his scope* Not ever. *just about to take a shot* Y/N: Hmm…what if I went… Mm Simon~ Ghost: *misses* Y/N: Ya missed. Ghost: Cheeky bitch…

-- Gaz: Alright, so, since we’re now in America and we have some time to kill, I went and I got you something. Y/N: Aww Gaz, you really didn’t have to- Gaz: *puts down their Whataburger order* Y/N: OH MY GOD Price: Really? Gaz: *shrug* Soap: *snickering as Y/N Fucking demolishes some fries* Y/N, having the time of their life: Garrick you ever need your dick sucked, a dead body buried, a beer or whatever, you call me. I got’chu Gaz: BAHA- Soap: *wheeze* Ghost: Are you fucking crying? Y/N with their mouth full: I missed it so much.

-- (Team bonding exercises) Soap: You’re a football player, it’s in ya blood! Gaz: That’s racist. Soap: Your soul? Gaz: That’s racist! Soap: …your eyes? Gaz: That’s gay- Soap: That’s homophobic. Gaz: That’s black. Soap: That’s racist!! Gaz: Damn- (this one is extra funny since Gaz is now confirmed LGBT)

-- Gaz: You overrated little twink! Soap: Hey I am a TWUNK, alright?! That is a combination, twink, and HUNK, get it?? Hunk-

-- Soap: Hey~ Fem!Y/N: You’re Gay. Soap: …oh yeah. Soap: *looks at Ghost* Soap: Hey.~ Ghost: *sigh*

-- Soap: I’m gonna have to meet men lying down. Y/N: …I thought’cha did?? Soap: OI!

-- Soap: Everyone says what a giving person I am! Y/N: He’s talking about when you’re in an upright position.

-- Graves: What if there’s a connection? Y/N: I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

-- Shepard: Now you’re always ornery, rude, unpleasant, and sometimes downright mean. That’s part of your charm. Y/N: Thank you, you colluding-county-hopping-idiotic-relic. Price: *pride*

-- Alex: Oh my god, how are you such a good driver? Soap: Because there’s illegal shit in here. Alex: Soap: Because if I don’t use my turn signal, we’re both gonna do fifteen. Because I am going to lie and say yours. Alex: ….. Soap: Put your seatbelt on, sweetheart. Alex: *clicks it in places* Soap: You are not safe!

-- (Sucking dick joke) Kidnapper: You’re gonna do as I say or I will make you regret ever being born. Y/N: Oh please, I’ve sucked dicks more intimidating than you. Soap: Oh this is why Simon was the way he was after we rescued you both last time.

-- Soap, shoving marshmallows in his mouth: This isn’t very ha-*chokes* MILF!Y/N, across the fucking base: ….*mom instinct* Price: ??? Ghost: Uh- Y/N: Something just happened. Kyle: PFFT-

-- MILF!Y/N: *letting Soap & Gaz lean on her while Price and Ghost stand close behind* Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective. Graves: And do you find it hard juggling life and a career? Y/N: You can juggle these nuts.

-- Soap: *rambling* Soap: Agh, sorry, I’m just goin’ on and on- Ghost: Oi, keep talking before I kick your ass. Soap: ….. Gaz: See? This is exactly what I m-where the fuck are these flower petals coming from?? ARE THOSE SPARKLES??

#call of duty mwii #call of duty x reader #cod headcanons #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #phillip graves #rodolfo rudy parra #incorrect cod quotes

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jamminvroomvroom · 1 year

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pov: ur post-breakup lando norris (mr. lonely is ur current most played song)

i personally believe that lando looks at froggy memes for philosophical reasons

#bc this is what he does #ask #anon

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dando-lovebot · 3 years

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MY FIC MASTERLIST

My series:

Behind every Maxiel photo

Fluorescent Adolescent

Rating: Mature Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Celebratory Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal Sex, Barebacking

make daddy proud

Rating: Mature Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Daddy Kink, Possessive Daniel, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Barebacking, Teasing, Claiming, Jealousy, Coming Untouched, Dom/sub

Play Nice

Rating: Mature Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: breaking of rules, Punishment, Orgasm Denial, Butt Plugs, Spanking, Daddy Kink, Cum Play, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Marking, Dom/sub, Aftercare, Anal plug in public

Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby

Rating: Mature Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: post-podium celebration, Cuddling, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Light BDSM, Body worship - kinda, Coming Untouched, Marking, Dirty Talk, Fluff, Thigh kissing

Sactuary

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Bathing/Washing, Love Confessions, Bubble Bath

Lilith

Rating: Explicit Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Power Bottom Max, Blindfolds, Handcuffs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Dirty Talk, Face-Fucking, Daddy Kink, Light Dom/sub

CALM

No Shame

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris Tags: F1 driver Charles, Aerialist Lando, First Meetings, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fluff

Lover Of Mine

Rating: Mature Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Kimi Räikkönen/Sebastian Vettel Tags: F1 driver Charles, Aerialist Lando, Fluff, Alternate Universe, Smut, Moving In Together, Meeting the Parents, Making Out, Traveling, Body Paint, eh when you are calling your homie but getting fucked by your bf at the same time?they are doing the nasty while they are on the phone with an innocent human bean, pole dancing as bonding between two homies? hell yeah, Pole Dancing, normalize saying i love you to your best friend, New Year's Eve, Bare backing, Rimming, Anal Fingering

Red Desert

Rating: Mature Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Kimi Räikkönen/Sebastian Vettel Tags: cross dressing, role- playing... kinda, High Heels, Corset, Lingerie, Stockings, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Riding, Mpreg, Post-Coital Cuddling, Simi has a baby cuz im soft for babies, Dirty Talk, Possessive Talk

Frank the Froggie

Junior

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Crack fic, Max is pregnant conspiracy

Hungry Like The Wolf

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel, Alexander Albon/George Russell, Nico Hulkenberg/Kevin Magnussen Tags: Crack fic, Halloween

Troublemaker

Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen

Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Fic

Christmas Lights

Sugar, We're Goin Down

Golden

Rating: Mature Relationships: Lewis Hamilton/Lando Norris, Max Fewtrell/Connor Hughes Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, F1 driver Lewis, uni student Lando, yacht party, Insecure Lando, Bucket List, Skinny Dipping, First Kiss, First Time, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Yacht Sex, Lando has a thing for Lewis' tattoos but like who doesn't

Irresistible

Rating: Mature Relationships: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Lewis Hamilton/ Lando Norris Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Party, Semi- public blowjob, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Smut, Post-Coital Cuddling, Fuck it- Sugar Daddy AU

Happiness

Peach Scone

Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Esteban Ocon/Lance Stroll, Lando Norris/Lance Stroll Additional Tags:Mpreg, Angst, Break Up, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Unrequited Crush

Moonlight

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Lando Norris/Lance Stroll Tags: Nightmares, First Kiss, Fluff, Two Bubbas in Love, Marriage Proposal, Mpreg, Child birth but not really because i skip over it

A Lesson In Romantics

Just Out Of Reach

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: and they were soulmates!, Soulmate AU, Cheesy Fluff, Some angst, First Kiss, Love Confession

Looks Red, Tastes Blue

Rating: Mature Relationship: Alexander Albon/George Russell Additional Tags: Soulmate AU, Shower Sex, PWP, Smut, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs

Valley of the Dolls

Bubblegum Bitch

Rating: Mature

Relationship: Michael Italiano/Lando Norris

Additional Tags: Feminization, Trophy wife Lando, Anal Sex, Daddy Kink, Crossdressing, Marking, Barebacking, Oral Sex, Coming Untouched, PWP

Power & Control

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Michael Italiano/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc/Sebastian Vettel

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Non-Famous, WAG!fic, Butt Plugs, Semi Public Orgasms, Crack, Brat behavior, Rule Breaking, Feminization, Car Sex

My oneshots:

Rating: General Audiences

Boys Will Be Bugs

Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo & Max Verstappen Tags: Fluff and Crack, Crack Fic, Alternate Universe - Animals

Don't Forget Me

Relationships: Sergio Perez&Lance Stroll, Charles Leclerc&Sebastian Vettel Tags: Angst, Angst with cuddles, Cuddling & Snuggling, the kids are scared about the new coparenting

Strawberry Blond

Rating: General Audiences Relationship: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris/Max Verstappen Tags: Crack, Marriage Proposal, Idiots in Love

You Are My Sunshine

Warning: Major Character Death Relationships: Lando Norris/Daniel Ricciardo, Michael Italiano/Lando Norris Tags: Character Death, Alternate Universe, Death, Heavy Angst, Angst, Spirits, Dealing With Loss, Moving On, Hopeful Ending, Soul train, Song fic

Let me down slowly

Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen

Additional Tags: Angst, pure angst, Break Up, Overthinking, Insecurity, Mention of a Collision, Song fic, Anxiety, Hurt

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Dirty Little Secret

Relationships: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris, Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel, Nico Hulkenberg/Kevin Magnussen, Pierre Gasly/Esteban Ocon Tags: everyone is just making horny comments idek, Fluff, Kissing, Teasing, Idiots in Love

i was all over her

Relationships: Britta Roeske/Angela Cullen, Lewis Hamilton/Sebastian Vettel Tags: Blind Date, First Dates, Alternate Universe, Getting to Know Each Other, Falling In Love, Implied Sexual Contentent

Just the Two of Us

Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: Drunk Maxiel, getting tattoos, Crack, Drunken Confessions, First Kiss, I Love You, Mutual Pining, Weird Love Confessions

Rating: Mature

Take Your Man

Relationship: Charles Leclerc/Daniel Ricciardo Tags: Las Vegas, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, PWP

Fuck it I love you

Relationships: Nico Hulkenberg/Kevin Magnussen, Alexander Albon & Lando Norris & George Russell Tags: Smut, PWP, Morning Sex, FaceFucking, No Lube. coming on someone’s chest :'), Riding, Come Marking

WAP

Relationship: Michael Italiano/Lando Norris Tags: Face-Fucking, Cum Play, Cuddling, Rough Oral Sex, maybe a little degrading, Praise Kink, Exhibitionism(they do it in the garden)

Golden Days

Relationship: Lewis Hamilton/Daniel Ricciardo Tags: nostalgic one night stand, Kneeling, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Riding, Teasing, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Light Dom/sub

Rare

Relationships: Michael Italiano/Lando Norris, Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen, Lando Norris/ Carlos Sainz Jr (past) Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Break Up, Fluff, Pack Dynamics, Pack Cuddles, Scenting, Mates, First Kiss, Possessive Behavior, Protectiveness,Dry Humping

You&Me

Relationship: Daniel Ricciardo/George Russell

Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Established Relationship, Porn With Plot, Fluff, Smut, Barebacking, Marking, Oral Sex, Anal Sex

Rating: Explicit

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

Relationship: Charles Leclerc/Lando Norris Tags: Smut, Pure Smut, Yoga, Dom Charles, Sub Lando, Degrading Language, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Light BDSM, Anal Sex, Butt Plugs, Rimming, Praise Kink

Little Space

Relationship: Lando Norris/Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen Tags: little Lando, little Max, Daddy Daniel, Painting, Little Space, Age-Regression, Dd/lb, Read the notes please, Dirty Talk, Smut, Aftercare, Cuddling, Teasing, Fluff, Day At The Beach, Blow Jobs, Dry Humping, Masturbation

Beggin’

Relationship: Lando Norris/Daniel Ricciardo

Additional Tags: one sided crush, Heavy pining, Obsession, Slight Hurt no Comfort, Power Play, Power Imbalance, Degrading Language, Humiliation, Face-Fucking, thigh humping, Body Worship, Dom/sub, Punishment, Masturbation, Come Swallowing, Come play, Marking, Coming Untouched, Aftercare

#My work #my fics #fic masterlist

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junker-town · 6 years

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What does Patrick Mahomes’ voice sound like?

We asked some of your favorite sportswriters and people who had never heard Mahomes speak before. Here’s what they said.

The biggest question of the 2018 NFL season isn’t who will win the Super Bowl or who will finish with the league’s worst record. It’s something much more important than that.

What does Patrick Mahomes’ voice remind you of?

Why have I never heard Patrick Mahomes' voice until now dude sounds like Kermit the Frog pic.twitter.com/DKdGKPR0Jy

— Tanner Teves (@tteves99) October 6, 2018

Everyone can agree that the Chiefs’ quarterback has a voice that’s sharply unique, so we decided to ask people who have heard his voice before, and people who haven’t, to describe what it sounds like to them.

What does Patrick Mahomes sound like to some of your favorite sportswriters?

“When I hear Patrick Mahomes’ voice, it sounds like a choir of angels, singing in harmony — specifically angels named Bobcat Goldthwait and Nick Nolte.” — Danny Kelly, The Ringer

“He sounds like Froggy from the 1995 version of Little Rascals, played by Jordan Warkol, who also voiced ‘Chocolate Boy’ on eight episodes of Hey Arnold!” — Robert Klemko, MMQB

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“He begins sentences sounding like a 15-year-old who likes to fish in the pond behind his house, and then drops a few octaves a few words later to sound like a gravely NASCAR crew chief.” — Josh Norris, Rotoworld/NBC Sports

“Pat Mahomes’ voice sounds like the way a fried pickle tastes.” — Mina Kimes, ESPN

“Norv Turner after a hit of helium.” — Jourdan Rodrigue, Charlotte Observer

“Me, the morning after any more than three gin and tonics.” — Natalie Weiner, SB Nation

“Patrick Mahomes sounds like a 7th grader who just drank a gallon of milk to convince his principal over the phone that little Patrick is too sick to go to school today.” — Marcas Grant, NFL Network

What does Patrick Mahomes sound like to people who have never heard him speak before?

I asked random strangers on the street, people in the barbershop, and some close to me what his voice sounds like. None of them had heard his voice before.

Here are their responses:

“He sounds like he’s about to burp.”

“He kind of sounds like if Andrew Luck was from Louisiana.”

“A muppet.”

“That guy definitely sounds like Kermit in a pair of overalls.”

“He sounds like someone chugged molasses with a pinch of cinnamon powder.”

“His voice reminds me of Hercule from Dragon Ball Z.”

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“Kermit with mucus in his throat.”

What do Mahomes’ teammates think he sounds like?

His teammates are on the same page with the people who think he sounds like a Muppet. Travis Kelce said Mahomes has a voice that’s “stuck between, like, the Cookie Monster and Kermit the Frog.” Head coach Andy Reid said his voice sounds “froggish”.

Reid apparently does the best impression of Mahomes, but he said he won’t do it in public — at least not until the end of the season maybe.

This is epic. The Chiefs give Patrick Mahomes a hard time for his voice...and Andy Reid calls it "froggish" ☠ #ChiefsKingdom pic.twitter.com/jKjZhKJz8E

— Chris Lilly KAKE News (@Chris_LillyTV) October 4, 2018

Mahomes also said people have been poking fun at his voice since the seventh grade — and the Chiefs are the latest ones to do it.

“If I’m ever getting too big of a head, they just kind of bring out the voice, you know — they try to mimic my voice,” Mahomes said on ESPN, via Business Insider.

Mahomes has exploded this season, establishing himself as a legitimate MVP candidate in his first year as a starter. Although Mahomes hasn’t been in the league very long, he’s making his presence felt on the field and creating discussion off it with his voice. This is all in good fun — hopefully his gunslinging style of play remains as distinct and as interesting as his voice.

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