#fruitymerchant

[gilandor-yul-svent]

Muse's Negative Traits. Bold what applies, italicize what applies sometimes.

absent-minded | addict | aggressive | aloof | antisocial | arrogant | authoritarian | biased | bitter | blasé | blithe | brutal | callous | cannibal | careless | childish | cold/cold-hearted | complacent | compulsive | conceited | controlling | corrects others constantly | cowardly | critical | cruel | deceptive | deceitful | delusional | demanding | disillusioned | disloyal | disrespectful | distant | distractible | disputatious | disobedient | domineering | envious | emotionally stunted | facetious | finicky | foolish | forgetful | greedy | grim | guarded | hard | harsh | haughty | hypocritical | indulgent | impatient | impolite | impulsive | inconsistent | inconsiderate | indifferent | insecure | insensitive | irresponsible | irritable | intimidating | judgmental | kidnapper | kinslayer | lazy | liar | loud | lustful | manipulative | materialistic | mean | merciless | messianic | messy | mischievous | mistrusting | moody | murderer | narrow-minded | nonchalant | obsessive | opinionated | obtrusive | over-bearing | over-confident | over-critical | over-emotional | over-thinking | passive-aggressive | patronizing | petty | pompous | presumptuous | proud | remote | repressed | ridiculous | rigid | rules with an iron fist | ruthless | sarcastic | self-centered | self-righteous | self-indulgent | serial killer | single-minded | taciturn | timid | temperamental | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unsympathetic | unpredictable | uptight | vain | vengeful | weak-willed | workaholic

Well, isn't he...great. :D

Tagging: @driftingjazzbard @soulstokedrolando @isaaccecilbryant @fruitymerchant @hydraulics-are-sexy

#outofspyrixes #Gilland is a full fuck face

[broadswordandpistol]

(closed starter for @fruitymerchant -- we can figure out the dragon-or-whatever details whenever. -handwaves- I don’t care, I just want to write with you.)

“Well, that should be the last of them. Three dozen river serpent skins. Should keep us in gold for the next few weeks, but turning ‘em in’s going to be a trial.” He finished reloading his pistol, and glanced over at Al.

“You sure we’re not gonna run into one of Gilland’s clever little henchmen if we head back to town? He seemed pretty ticked when we ditched.”

#fruitymerchant #verse: fantasy #verse: house of alvins #// dude I'm making this up #// but it'll turn out #// let's just see where it goes

[thepeoplesspear-blog]

@fruitymerchant

“Hey Alvin would you try this?” Ludger held out a spoon for a the other, with rice and some curry sauce on it. He tried something different with the sauce this time, a creamy tomato sauce with subtle spices. He was trying to disguise the tomato taste a bit from Elle.

#fruitymerchant #v: main

[troubledlieutenant]

His Alvin senses are tingling...Newpaper is grabbed as he prepares to whack and lecture his little brother if needed.

#broadswordandpistol #fruitymerchant

[talesofdebt]

and what they've done for you, they've done for me

@fruitymerchant

The last thing Ludger remembered was a rat on his bare stomach. But now he felt like he was floating, his mind foggy and eyelids heavy? But why would he feel like that? He couldn’t place why, so he returned to trying to get his lead eyelids to move. Eventually, he managed to, his vision blurry and almost wobbly - like he’d had far too much to drink. There was a steady beeping of some sort, a machine? He couldn’t tell...

He tried to sit up, only to be greeted by pain flashing across his abdomen. Ludger groaned and felt there, finding an ice pack resting there. What...why was that there? Why was his memory so foggy...?But this wasn’t an unfamiliar feeling...no...it was one he’d become all too accustomed to. Surgery. Implantations. Karmic Sense. 

His pulse and blood pressure spiked, the machine beeping more frantically. No...no, he couldn’t be back there! He’d gotten away, hadn’t he...? Ludger had sworn...he knew he had...

Maybe that was a dream...

“...h...hello...? Is...is there anyone there?” His voice was weak, scratchy.

#fruitymerchant #verse: cybernetic puppet #subverse: count zero #thread: and what they've done for you they've done for me

[corrines-bells]

“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.” (fruitymerchant)

movie quote meme || accepting || @fruitymerchant

“And who’s fault is that?!”

Sheena knew full-well that the answer was most likely her --she wasn’t very good at communications unless it was in her job description. In life, however, in things that were --or could be-- important, she failed. Pretty hard. Not that she would ever address or accept that. 

The shinobi had hands on her hips and a pout stubbornly pulling her lips together. Her body had lurched forwards a little, addressing Alvin with a dominance that she constantly aspired to prove.

“If you wanna communicate, quit tellin’ me how bad we are at it and say somethin’!”

#sventmanifest #fruitymerchant #meme #; offering #; answered call #I have no idea where or what this it dlkfjdsljf

[medicinalmight-blog]

#fruitymerchant #burnbabyeruption #JUDE IS LIKE #KILL ME NOW #ALVIN GETTING LAID IS NOT ON THE MENU

[flower-of-bravery]

DO YOU WANNA TOUCH ALVIN'S BUTT

“Ummm…..”

“Duh Mr or Missus Anon. Totally.”

#fruitymerchant #broadswordandpistol #verse: second chances #verse: starting anew

[burnbabyeruption-blog]

@fruitymerchant​ continued from here!

“Yeah... like up close and personal. With a part of me that I know you like.”

#fruitymerchant #:3c

[broadswordandpistol]

isaaccecilbryant replied to your post “New AU: @symbolicpeace said: the home owner’s association except it’s...”

((Isn't that essentially the Happy Home Academy run by Tom Nook and Lyle? XD))

“...”

“Hey, Al, are you the otter or the tanuki?”

( @fruitymerchant )

#isaaccecilbryant #fruitymerchant

[magic-and-circuitry]

I won’t wait another eon

@fruitymerchant / @sventmanifest

Tieria had been off sleeping. There was a tablet sitting near his bed, connected to his terminal. If there were any messages, anything important, there were different tones that would wake him. Some he’d ignore, but there were a few that he’d wake up for no matter what.

His eyes were closed, head buried under the pillow. It had been a long night. The particular mission that he and Regene had taken on was annoying and finicky and he had a terrible headache from being connected with the data stream for so long.

But there was a certain chime from his tablet. One he hadn’t heard in what felt like ages.

Tieria sat bolt upright and grabbed his tablet and pulled it into his lap. He groped for his glasses and stared at the information.

Golden Heart was online.

Golden Heart had been offline for so long...Tieria had sent him so many messages. He was typing up a message before he could stop himself, but he needed to make sure this was real. That he wasn’t dreaming.

!VEDA! well. long time no see, golden heart.

#fruitymerchant #verse: cybernetic infiltrator #thread: I won't wait another eon

[crystalinemuses]

the pixiv's are cock teases gahhh

Iri on skype

#fruitymerchant #Heh

[ludperv]

✉ (fruitymerchant because we need to bring the shenanigans back)

11:56: alvin11:56: alvin11:56: alvin11:57: send help plz11:57: i fkked up real bad11:57: its stuck11:57: its stuck and i can’t get it out11:58: wat do i do now11:58: its so far i cn’t reach12:30: plz ignore everything i sent, it’s all fine12:30: so apparently dropping those growing dino eggs down ur drain isn’t a good idea12:30: remind me never to do it again 

#sventmanifest #&&. divergence ( IC ) #[ t: texting ] #{ i apologize for perv's bad texting habits } #fruitymerchant

[flower-of-bravery]

Alvin

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

#broadswordandpistol #fruitymerchant