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[fuckyeahkagepro]

broke: not recognizing Fem!Kano is canon

WOKE: RECOGNIZING FEM!KANO IS CANON

#shuuya kano #kano shuuya #kanoko #fem!kano #fem kano #fuckyeahkagepro post #fuckyeahkagepro chat posts #fuckyeahkagepro humor #solo fem kano #gender non conforming kano #gender non conforming #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #lgbtqia kano #(RECOGNIZE FEM KANO) #(TOO) #(I'VE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT HIYORI AND MOMO) #(BUT I LOVE KANOKO) #(TOO OK) #(RECOGNIZE HER) #(RECOGNIZE) #(KANOKO HAS BEEN CANON SINCE YOBANASHI DECEIVE PV) #(NO WE DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE WAS PORTRAYING THERE) #(JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING HAPPENS IN THE NOVELS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THE SAME ACROSS ALL ROUTES) #(AND KANO HAS BEEN DESCRIBED MORE THAN ONCE AS 'FEMININE'-LIKE TOO) #(KAGEPRO GIRLS) #(SHOULD INCLUDE FEM KANO) #(ALL KAGEPRO GIRLS ARE GOOD) #(I REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN I COSPLAYED MOMO) #(WE HAD KANOKOS AT OUR PHOTOSHOOT TOO AND THEY WERE GLORIOUS)

[izzyizumi]

CALLOUT POST FOR NESUSHII

@nesushii @nesushii @nesushii

UM EXCUSE ME

UM EXCUSE ME ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

YOU JUST SUDDENLY DROP DIGIMON TAISHIROS ON ME LIKE THIS I

SERIOUSLY MY GOD I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THAT BUT ALSO OH MY GOD I NEVER EXPECTED THAT AT ALL I ?????????

#nesushii #fuckyeahkagepro #izzyizumi posts #izzyizumi chatting #izzyizumi humor #MUTUALS ART #MUTUALS APPRECIATION #(BTW TELL ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEEING THIS AND I'LL TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY AAAA BUT I MEAN IT AS A JOKE YES) #(BECAUSE LITERALLY I'M HERE LIKE 'CALLOUT POST FOR MY FYEAHKAGEPRO MUTUAL NESUSHII WHO JUST DROPPED TAISHIROS ON ME SUDDENLY !!!!!') #(ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ART IS THE MOST GORGEOUS THING I'VE EVER SEEN YES) #(OK BUT NO SERIOUSLY I . CANNOT . THANK . YOU . ENOUGH ?????????) #(LIES DOWN I was having a very stressful week the past week or so because holidays craziness and related issues and other fandom issues) #(BUT YOU JUST IMPROVED MY MOOD BY 90000000000000000000000000% THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOD) #(EVEN IF JUST SOMEONE @ING ME WITH GENERAL TAISHIROS OR BASICALLY ANYTHING I LIKE ....... ALWAYS I'M FLOORED)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

REBLOG IF U AGREE

SHOUNEN SHOUJO MAE O MUKU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( BOYS AND GIRLS FACE FORWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

just Kagepro fandom things

some ppl in Kagepro fandom: B-But Jin said ONLY two people could enter the Daze at a time and in PAIRS! Then he FORGOT and MESSED UP HIS OWN RULES and is a BAD WRITER and is CLEARLY NOT USING FORESHADOWING and---------------

AZAMI, GOING IN "ALONE", Shinigami Record: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KONOHA, being drawn into the Daze WITH Hibi+Hiyo but being UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH THEM, likely for v. specific plot reasons, early novels AND MCA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HIBIYA, SOMEHOW STILL /SEEING/ THAT KONOHA WAS "THERE", DESCRIBING IT AS KONOHA "JUST STANDING THERE AND WATCHING", this also in the early novels: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AYANO, GOING IN "ALONE", ALL ROUTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

AYANO: it's like I didn't even find out Saeru's plan and jump in BY MYSELF or anything, huh

JIN, CACKLING, PROBABLY:

#fuckyeahkagepro chat posts #fuckyeahkagepro theories #fuckyeahkagepro posts #fuckyeahkagepro humor #fuckyeahkagepro commentary #(IT'S A SMALL THING YEAH) #(BUT EVERY TIME I HEAR THIS 'ARGUMENT') #(ME 'PLEASE REREAD THE EARLY NOVELS') #(LIKE) #(GESTURES WILDLY AT AYANO) #(GESTURES WILDLY AT KONOHA) #(GESTURES WILDLY AT HIBIYA) #(SEEING) #(KONOHA) #(WAS) #(STILL) #(THERE!!!!!) #(SOMEHOW) #(BECAUSE KONOHA'S 'FLICKERING SEE THROUGH BODY' YOU KNOW) #(I STILL YELL AT JIN FOR PLOT THINGS) #(ANYWAY THIS IS V. THEORIES RELATED AND MORE JUST ME GOING 'WHY') #(is it only just me who remembers WAY BACK WHEN KONOHA'S EP FIRST AIRED) #(AND EVERYONE WAS YELLING 'HOW DID KONOHA EVEN GET DRAWN IN' W E L L) #(CONSIDERING WE NOW HAVE THE ROUTES W E L L) #(CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT HOW KONOHA ACTUALLY INTERACTS WITH THE DAZE) #(AND HIBIYA SOMEHOW) #(SAW THIS?!!!!) #(I'M NOT EVEN MENTIONING END OF MANGA ROUTE 2 AND SUMMERTIME RELOAD RE THE DAZE)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Mary+Seto + Saeru (+Azami?) (+HIBIYA?!) theories, pt. 1

PREVIOUSLY:

Saeru: am snake

Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN

Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"

Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting" (see: Novel 2, Azami's earliest MEMORY is a chat with a SNAKE)

Saeru: not me though

Saeru: humans irritating. do not like

Azami: hi.

SAERU:

Saeru:

Saeru: maybe I'll stick by her for a whi-----

AZAMI: I HATE EVERYONE

AZAMI: WHY IS IT ALWAYS JUST ME

AZAMI: DON'T WANNA LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

SAERU:

SAERU:

FAST FORWARD TO THE PRESENT DAY.....:

Saeru: am snake

Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN

Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"

Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting"

Saeru: not me though

Saeru: snakes DO like "WISHES" though

Saeru: like "wishes". gonna eat them

Saeru: do not like "humans" though------

MARY: ..... need ... help ....

SAERU:

MARY: REWIND ..... TIME ........ p-please ???

Saeru:

Mary: PLEASE

SAERU:

Saeru: but if I do that I have to make you

Saeru: "DESPAIR"

Mary: DO IT

Saeru:

Saeru: ... fine ?

MARY:

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: am snake. snakes are NOT HUMAN snakes don't KNOW "FEELINGS" SNAKES DO-----

MARY:

SAERU:

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: humans irritating. do not lik-----

MARY:

SAERU:

Saeru: ....

MARY: I'M NOT INTERESTED IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN'T LIVE TOGETHER WITH "FRIENDS"

MARY: I ... WANT TO SEE ... [H I M] AGAIN .....

SAERU:

SAERU:

MARY: PLEASE

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

SAERU: HUMANS IRRITATING. DO NOT LIK-----

SETO:

SAERU:

SETO: ... *** MEKAKUSHI-DAN CHARGE !!! ***

SAERU:

SAERU: :) IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM THEN USE YOUR MONSTEROUS POWERS

MARY:

SETO:

SAERU: :)

SETO, ONE OF THE MOST BRUTALLY MURDERED IN MOST ROUTES:

MARY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru: HUMANS VERY IRRITATING. /DO NOT LIKE/

Mary:

SAERU:

Mary:

SAERU:

Mary: .... p l e a s e

SAERU:

Saeru: am very evil snake

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

SAERU: CONCLUSION: HUMANS ARE EXTREMELY IRRITATING

SAERU: SNAKES LIKE "WISHES"

SAERU: GONNA EAT THEM

SAERU: HOW DO I ACCOMPLI-----------

HIBIYA, AFTER LOOPING FOR D E C A D E S,:

HIBIYA, AFTER SEEING HIYORI +CO. DIE FOR D E C A D E S,:

HIBIYA, V. V. FAILING TO CONVEY "WISHES":

HIBIYA, NOW A "FUTURE EDITION":

HIBIYA, NOW EVEN AN "ARCHAEOLOGIST"?!!?:

SAERU:

SAERU:

SAERU: B I N G O

TIME: ***** REPEATS *****

Saeru:

Saeru: am very evil snake

HIYORI AND/OR HIBIYA:

SAERU:

HIYORI AND/OR HIBIYA (BOTH): P L E A S E

SAERU:

TIME: **** REPEATS *****

SAERU:

SAERU, REMEMBERING EVERYTHING WITH EACH LOOP:

SAERU:

SAERU: CONCLUSION: KILL

SAERU: KILL ALL -----------

Shintaro: STOP

SAERU:

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Kagepro theories in relation to Momo Kisaragi + 'five years ago', pt. 1

AROUND, NOT EXACTLY, 'FIVE YEARS AGO': * HAPPENS *

Momo: As stated by my 2013 era early profile, Momo Kisaragi, elementary school! LOWER GRADES! I'm in 10th grade of high school in MAIN CANON, I say this MULTIPLE TIMES in "Kisaragi Attention" chapters, and Japanese elementary school consists of SIX grades compared to the US's FIVE. I.e. a sixth grader is comparable to a US first year middle schooler! They might be a bit OLDER depending on if their birthday is in the LATER HALF of the year?

Momo: anyway, my birthday is FEBRUARY 14TH. Valentines Day! That means I'm on the YOUNGER END of a Japanese school year. It's really not THAT hard! January 1st - April 1st is the "younger end"! Cutoff dates, basically!

Momo: also, the Japanese school year begins in APRIL and ends in MARCH! Did you know my older brother's birthday is APRIL and he's confirmed 18 years old? Yeah, he only JUST had his birthday a few months ago! This series takes place... "August 15th", doesn't it??? ?? ? ..... So that means my birthday passed ONLY about five months ago!

Momo: also, Japanese high school has ONLY THREE YEARS compared to the US's four! This is significant too!! because I'm basically a high school FRESHMAN in Japan even though the US would consider me a sophomore! But, you know, I'm JAPANESE. Right ??? YEAH. I live in "Kashiwa City", I have a clearly Japanese name too!! ---

Momo: well, anyway, what happens if we take "10th grader" and subtract ABOUT "five years ago"? "Lower grades". Hmm. Maybe I'd be around... 5th grade? 6th grade is "higher grades" of "elementary school". So, for the sake of not making this MORE COMPLICATED, let's go with 5th grade!

young Momo, 5th grade: Momo Kisaragi, elementary schooler, 5th grade! Today is August 15th! I'm going to the BEACH with my DAD! It's gonna BE A FUN DAY -----

August 15th: :)

the Daze: :)

YOUNG MOMO:

YOUNG MOMO: ( DROWNING )

Momo, GAINING CAPTIVATING EYES SNAKE:

Jin, 2018 fandom era, via 2ND MANGA ROUTE: did you know the snakes possess people based on their SUBCONSCIOUS WISHES and DESIRES

Momo: ( ' OVERSHADOWED BY GENIUS BROTHER ' )

Momo: ( DOES VERY POORLY IN SCHOOL )

Momo: ( HAS BAD GRADES DUE TO THIS )

Momo: ( ALIENATED BY HER PEERS )

Momo: ( DRAWING WEIRD 'ATTENTION' TOWARDS HERSELF )

Momo: ( INCLUDING THE 'ATTENTION' OF /WEIRD CREEPY MEN/ )

SHINTARO, FIGHTING THESE MEN VIA VERY ANGRY GLARES AND RIPPING UP "LOVE LETTERS", 2ND MANGA ROUTE, FROM AFAR:

Momo: ( CLEARLY FREAKED OUT BY THE WEIRD CREEPY MEN FYI )

Momo: ( IN DANGER OF 'FAILING' HER GRADE )

Momo: (( This part is kinda complicated though because in Japan one typically DOESN'T 'Repeat' NOR 'SKIP' grades. Like, it's pretty close to IMPOSSIBLE. This is one HUGE DIFFERENCE between Japan and US school systems and cultures that a lot of people in the US / Western hemisphere REALLY DON'T SEEM TO GET. I'm [Momo] "threatened" with it anyway by my very clearly ""teacher"" KENJIROU TATEYAMA. ))

"Kenjirou"?, EARLY NOVELS ROUTE + MCA EPISODE 02: MOMO you HAVE to PASS these TESTS of your SUPPLEMENTARY CLASSES you're NOT EVEN TECHNICALLY A 10TH GRADER YET you're GONNA " FAIL " IF YOU DON'T do you REALLY WANT TO BE

"KENJIROU": "HELD BACK" ANOTHER YEAR AGAIN

"KENJIROU": YOU'LL BE ~~ "ALL ON YOUR OWN AGAIN" ~~

MOMO:

MOMO: I'LL DO IT

"Kenjirou": ( GOOD )

"KENJIROU", CLEARLY POTENTIALLY NOT "SAERU" IN DISGUISE:

"SAERU", CONFIRMED IN 2016 GUIDE WITH THE ROUTES TO HAVE "LURED" HIYORI ASAHINA INTO THE "CITY" ON THE "PHONE" EARLIER ON IN THE ROUTE:

HIYORI, INVITING *** HIBIYA AMAMIYA *** TO THE CITY VIA THE PHONE NOT LONG AFTER:

THE REST OF KAGEPRO FANDOM, NOT KNOWING THIS CIRCA 2016 FANDOM ERA:

BECAUSE, IT, WAS, NOT, TRANSLATED, BECAUSE, WE, ARE, A, V. SMALL / SLOW FANDOM DURING DOWNTIME ACTUALLY:

Jin: :) have fun

Jin: :) BY THE WAY

MCA Episode 02, "Kisaragi Attention", also via Momo's flashbacks in general via different Routes: Creepy guy showing up with "KASHIWA TALENT AGENCY" card appears. IN MCA, he's represented by a creepy bear in a suit and a musical instrument. BUT IN THE VARIOUS ROUTES, IF YOU TAKE A CLEAR LOOK AT HIS AGENCY CARD AND THE NAME ON IT...

AGENCY CARD: 'ENEMY OF NATURE' 'NATURAL ENEMY' 'SHIZEN NO TEKI-P' - B A S I C A L L Y

JIN, SHIZEN NO TEKI-P: :)

Kashiwa Talent Agency guy: Wow, Momo Kisaragi, you're so cute! Cuter and better and ASTONISHING than I expected!

Kashiwa Talent Agency guy: I'm with Kashiwa Talent Agency. I saw your accomplishments in the newspaper! You clearly have a GIFT to draw people's "attention" towards you!

MOMO, MCA ROUTE, STILL MIDDLE SCHOOL AGED, CLINGING TO MOM: ( WHO IS THIS GUY MOMMY ) ( I'M SCARED )

THIS SCENE, MCA: ( INCREDIBLY DEPRESSING )

MOMO, NOVELS ROUTE, INSTEAD APPROACHED BY 'SHIZEN NO TEKI-P' WHILE OUT AND ABOUT, ALONE, SOMETIME BEFORE HIGH SCHOOL, RECEIVING HIS CARD ANYHOW:

MOMO, MUSIC ROUTE, RECEIVES CARD, SEEMS TO CONTEMPLATE:

MOMO:

KASHIWA TALENT AGENCY GUY: ( BECOME IDOL )

MOMO:

Momo's MOTHER, ALWAYS SUPPORTING MOMO in MCA: I'll love you NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, Momo-chan, don't worry!

Momo's mother: ( SICK ) ( POTENTIALLY DYING )

Momo's brother: ( SHUT IN ) ( DEPRESSED AS HELL )

Momo's brother: ( AFTER LOSING LIKE THREE ? OF HIS ONLY FRIENDS TO THIS V. COMPLICATED PLOT )

Momo's family: ( STRUGGLING ) ( LACKING MONEY )

MOMO:

MOMO: I'LL DO IT

Kashiwa Talent Agency guy: :)

Jin: :) have fun

Azami, SPEAKING: so anyway, around 'five years ago' is when CAPTIVATING EYES snake LEFT ME, maybe,,,

AYANO, 2ND MANGA ROUTE, SPEAKING, TO SHINTARO: So, anyway, that is VERY LIKELY WHEN YOUR SISTER RECEIVED HER POWERS, I'M TELLING YOU THIS FOR V. COMPLICATED REASONS TOO,

HIBIYA AMAMIYA, H E A R I N G ALL OF THIS IN PRESENT DAY, ALSO /WITNESSING IT/ CLEARLY (IN PRIVATE) DURING AZAMI'S MEMORIES BEING SHOWN TO HIM /BY AYANO TATEYAMA/:

SAERU: :) WHEN DID I BEGIN POSSESSING / "FORMING" IN HIBIYA AMAMIYA?

SAERU: "SINCE THE VERY START" "LONG BEFORE I KILLED KIDO" "AND MET AYANO"

Ayano to HIBIYA, NOVELS ROUTE: "YOUR EYES" (FOCUSING EYES) "CAN SEE THROUGH THE 'EYES'" "OF OTHER PEPOPLE"

SAERU: :)

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Saeru + Azami + Mary theories, pt. 1

Saeru: am snake

Saeru: snakes are NOT HUMAN

Saeru: snakes don't know "feelings"

Saeru: snake DO find humans "interesting" (see: Novel 2, Azami's earliest MEMORY is a chat with a SNAKE)

Saeru: not me though

Saeru: humans irritating. do not like

Azami: hi.

SAERU:

Saeru: maybe I'll stick by her for a while

Azami, years later: marries Tsukihiko

Tsukihiko: ( DIES )

Shion: ( SUCKED INTO THE DAZE )

AZAMI: I HATE EVERYTHING

AZAMI: WHY IS IT ONLY JUST ME

AZAMI: DON'T WANNA STAY IN THIS "WORLD" ANYMORE

SAERU:

Saeru:

Saeru, NOT ACTUALLY as Saeru ? but as the "Wide Eyed Snake" of Kagepro lore, note how this "title" is DIFFERENT from "Clearing Eyes"?: did you know that if you created the "Kagerou Daze" you could stay there with no other of those awful humans for an eternity

AZAMI:

Azami: ... ( you have a point )

Azami: ( GOES IN ALONE )

Outer Science pv Saeru: ( except I may be in here too ) ( who even knows anymore ) ( SIDU SURE LOVES USING TELEVISION SCREENS FOR EMPHASIS AND FORESHADOWING )

TELEVISION SCREENS / TVS: APPEAR IN MULTIPLE PVS, PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU REALIZE

most of Kagepro fandom: ( DOES NOT NOTICE THIS AT ALL )

Saeru: anyway so regardless of that I somehow found a way INTO THE HUMAN WORLD anyway

Saeru: I'm gonna possess this scientist dude. Maybe in other Routes I DON'T possess him first. Maybe that's HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT maybe

ANYONE POSSESSED BY A SNAKE: "DIES" WHEN THE SNAKE LEAVES THEIR BODY

KENJIROU:

Saeru: :) bye

Kenjirou, some Routes BUT NOT ALL: ( very dead )

Saeru: ok so I'm now gonna plot A LOT OF VERY COMPLICATED THINGS

Saeru: am snake. snakes like "wishes"

Saeru: "WISHES" keep me FUELED and EXISTING

Saeru: I like wishes. gonna EAT them

Saeru: how do I accomplish this

Saeru: gonna built AN ENTIRE ARTIFICIAL CITY

Saeru: gonna CONTROL THIS ENTIRE ARTIFICIAL CITY

Saeru: POLICE. CORRUPTED POLITICIANS. HOSPITALS.

SAERU: S C H O O L S oh hey isn't that the CAPTIVATING GIRL

Saeru: hehehe "A BOY WOKE UP IN HIS BED~~~"

Saeru: "WHAT TIME IS IT NOW~~~~~"

Saeru: "on August 15th a girl awoke upon her bed AND SHE SAID" "I FAILED THIS TIME TOO" "as she cradled a single"

SAERU: "CAT" right

SAERU, NOVELS ROUTE, PHONING HIYORI EARLIER ON, CONFIRMED (AGAIN) BY THE OFFICIAL GUIDE 2016: girl. hey girl. I'm totally your "uncle" Kenjirou. COME INTO THE CITY

MOST OF THE FANDOM, NOT KNOWING THIS CIRCA 2016, BECAUSE, IT, WAS, NOT, TRANSLATED:

it kinda was in the 2014 guide though which WAS except everyone forgot this "timeline" of the "Routes" EXISTED:

Hiyori: OK maybe I'll see THAT IDOL MOMO KISARAGI there isn't she doing AUTOGRAPHS it's my ONE CHANCE or MAYBE ... I'LL ... SEE ... SOMEONE ... ELSE .....

Saeru: yep

Saeru, VIA HIYORI: boy. hey boy. COME INTO THE CITY

Saeru: ( THE CITY THAT I CLEARLY MADE ARTIFICIALLY )

HIBIYA:

Saeru: :) bye

Saeru: this may be irrelevant but did you know I use "kimi" ('gentler' / common / standard Japanese for 'you') as "Kuroha" and "omae" ('rougher' / ruder Japanese for 'you') as the "Wide Eyed Snake" and this was confirmed by the novels an ETERNITY ago does this mean anything . maybe I'm just messing with you. maybe Jin's heavily implying something with my speech pattern. maybe I'm just creepy snake MAYBE-----

Saeru: ( ALSO MAYBE I'M IMMORTAL )

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of "Mall Occupation Incident" vs. "Convenience Store" in various Kagerou Project Routes

Mall: * a huge shopping mall with multiple levels. early Mekakushi Dan up through Shintaro + Ene tends to wind up here. Hibiya, Hiyori, Konoha DO NOT TEND TO SHOW HERE *

MALL: * GETS TAKEN OVER / "OCCUPIED" BY TERRORISTS *

EARLY MEKAKUSHI DAN:

EARLY MEKADAN: WELP guess we have to stop them

SHINTARO: (literally why)

SHINTARO: (GETS SHOT IN SOME ROUTES ???!)

Shintaro: (it's non-fatal though nvm he's ok)

MALL: * CLOSES DUE TO INCIDENT *

Hibiya & Hiyori:

Hibiya: I WANNA BUY A PHONE

Hiyori: I WANNA BUY GIFTS FOR KONOHA / ???

CONVENIENCE STORE:

Hibiya & Hiyori: * buy ... things ... *

Hibiya & Hiyori: * IF THEY CAN *

Manga Route 1: * BEGINS *

Saeru, aka Clearing Eyes: hi

early MekaDan:

MALL: * CLOSED *

Hibiya & Hiyori: ???????

SHINTARO: *** GETS SHOT ***

AYANO, SHINTARO'S 'NIGHTMARE': DO YOU KNOW WHY I DIED

MANGA ROUTE 1: * RESET TIME *

Hibiya & Hiyori: we didn't even get to enter the mall....

Hibiya & Hiyori: much less MEET ANYONE

Manga Route 2: * BEGINS *

MALL: ( OCCUPIED ? )

MEKAKUSHI TRIO? KIDO+KANO? MARY??: ( SHIT )

KONOHA...:

KONOHA: ( STOPS IT ON HIS OWN SOMEHOW ??? ? )

MALL: * CLOSES DUE TO "SOME INCIDENT" *

Kido, MUCH LATER ON, VAGUELY, to Shintaro: anyway, so we were INDEBTED to this guy, yeah,

THAT FACT: (CONFIRMED IN THE 2016 GUIDEBOOK WHICH WE DID NOT HAVE ACCESS TO, NOR TRANSLATIONS, UNTIL MUCH LATER,,,,, BECAUSE WE TEND TO BE A V. SMALL AND SLOW FANDOM DURING DOWNTIME, AND LACK TRANSLATORS, AS WELL AS LACKING MANY OLDER THINGS BEING TRANSLATED,,,,,) (ANYWAY)

MALL: * VERY CLOSED *

CONVENIENCE STORE: ( "CONVENIENTLY" ) ( PLACED ?? ? )

HIBIYA & HIYORI: * BUY ... THINGS *

REST OF MANGA ROUTE 2: * COMMENCES *

MCA: * WAY MORE SIMILAR TO NOVELS ROUTE VERSION *

MCA: "THE CLOSEST TO THE LATTER (ROUTE?)" - JIN, INTERVIEW, JAPANESE, WHICH WE STILL DO NOT HAVE TRANSLATED,

MX4D MINI-MOVIE BY SIDU:

SIDU: HAHAHA WHAT IF THEY WERE ALL IN THE MALL

MALL OCCUPATION INCIDENT NOW WITH HIBIYA, HIYORI, KONOHA, NEW CHARACTERS, ** NO AYANO **, *** NO TATEYAMAS ***:

SHINTARO, WITH !! RETAINING EYES !! AT START:

END OF MX4D: * BOMB COUNTDOWN TIMER *

BOMB, V. LIKELY: *** B O O M !!!!! ***

Jin: btw you can consider the MX4D movie an "official" "anthology" I say... IN 2017 INTERVIEWS. yeah. YEAH

MANGA ROUTE 2 ENDING: *** HAPPENS ***

RETAINING EYES / "AYAKI" (AYANO-YAKITSUKERU): ( HI ! )

THIS: IS SUPPOSED TO BE A "QUICK SUMMARY" BUT ACTUALLY IT'S A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN "THIS" (RIP ME)

MX4D ROUTE: DESCRIBED AS "ROUTE-2" (!!!!!?????)

THIS: IN A MAGAZINE AD FROM LIKE OVER A YEAR AGO

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Kagepro theories in relation to Shintaro + Ene, pt. 1 (Route XX)

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "This is not the best solution"

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "and I know you know that."

XX!Shintaro...:

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "If reality isn't a lie," "then what is it?" "if you don't understand then..."

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "HOW ABOUT LIVING TOGETHER WITH ME"

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "in this WORLD"

Jinzou Enemy Ene: "created by HUMANS?"

XX!SHINTARO...:

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: "IS THERE ANY POINT IN A PLACE"

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: "THAT ONLY DENIES YOU?"

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: "Just say NO to everything"

XX!SHINTARO:

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: " AND LOOK ONLY AT ME ! "

XX!S H I N T A R O:

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME NOW"

JINZOU ENEMY ENE: "WITH SUCH A COLD FACE"

XX!SHINTARO: ( N O )

(XX!?)SHINTARO: ( T H I S I S W R O N G )

RETAINING EYES / "AYAKI" (AYANO-YAKITSUKERU): ( HI ! )

SHINTARO:

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Hibiya Amamiya and 'WISHES'

Saeru: It was good that the boy [HIBIYA] who didn’t have any wish began to have a desire to “save the girl”, but it was a little bit immature-----------

Saeru: It was good ... that THE BOY ... who didn’t have ... ANY WISH ... began to ... have a desire ... to “save the girl”, ..... but it was a little bit ... immature.

SAERU: IT WAS GOOD, THAT THE BOY, WHO DIDN'T HAVE,

SAERU: ANY WISH

SAERU: THE /BOY/

SAERU: 'WHO DIDN'T HAVE'

SAERU: ' A N Y '

SAERU: /// WISH ///

SAERU: ..... 8)

JIN, 2K18: ( I AM DROPPING ANVIL SIZED 'HINTS' ON YOU )

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

Konoha: ACKNOWLEDGE ME

Hibiya: LIKE HELL I'M GONNA

Konoha: ACKNOWLEDGE ME

Hibiya: LIKE HELL I'M GONNA

KONOHA: A C K N O W L E D G E M E

HIBIYA: LIKE HELL I'M GON---

KONOHA: PLS (TEARS)

HIBIYA:

KONOHA: (TEARS) (TEARS) (T E A R)----

HIBIYA:

HIBIYA: ( S T O P )-----

BAD ENDS AND/OR REPEATS/RELOADS: ( H I )

HIBIYA: -----( DIES REPEATEDLY )

HIBIYA: -----( POSSESSED BY 'CLEARING' )

HIBIYA: -----( THROWN IN FRONT OF A TRUCK )

HIBIYA: -----( IN FRONT OF KONOHA )

HIBIYA: -----( BY 'CLEARING' )

KONOHA: -----( NEVER GETS TO SURVIVE AS "KONOHA" )

BOTH: -----( NEVER GET TO CRY IT OUT )

JIN: CONVEY YOUR THOUGHTS WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

HIBIYA:

KONOHA: ( H I B I Y A )

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of the potentials of Hibiya Amamiya as an archaeologist in Kagepro "Future Edition", pt. 1 (Theories)

Jin: so Hibiya's becoming an archaeologist!

Jin: probably he's age 20 or now by so ???????

Jin: ( because he has a JOB you know )

Jin: ( and is able to TRAVEL by himself OVERSEAS )

Jin: ( you know ) ( YEAH )

Jin: he's going to go

JIN: OVERSEAS

JIN: TO S T U D Y

JIN: M E D U S A

JIN: 8)

Jin: I wonder WHO ELSE were archaeologists in this series....................???? ??? ??? ?? ?

Jin: STUDYING MEDUSA ??????????? ???? ??? ?? ?

Jin: I wonder HOW EXACTLY THEY DIED AND WHY.....????????

HIBIYA, MEANWHILE: *tbh probably doing quite well as an archaeologist i.e. actually GOOD at his job*

Hibiya: I'm good at THINKING, AHEAD, so...

Hibiya: (noted as such by Ene in 'Summertime Reload',)

Hibiya: Let me just try to, study and maybe excavate, this particular area--------------------

NATURE: HI

HIBIYA:

LANDSLIDE:

HIBIYA:

HIBIYA:

HIBIYA: ( N O T A G A I N )

SAERU, V. FREE FOR REASONS: 8)

SAERU: one down ------------------------

HIBIYA, VERY /VERY/ MUCH 'WISHING': PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAERU:

SAERU:

Saeru: am very evil snake

FOREST ANIMALS: WE WARNED YOU

FOREST ANIMALS: ( IN MANGA ROUTE 2'S ENDING, DIDN'T WE )

FOREST ANIMALS: DON'T DISRUPT NATURE

FOREST ANIMALS: IF YOU DO

FOREST ANIMALS: YOU WILL REGRET

TIME: ***** REPEATS ***** ?????? ?

HIYORI, SOMETIME LATER ON, PROBABLY: Let me just try to, study and maybe excavate, this particular area---------

NATURE: HI

HIYORI:

LANDSLIDE:

HIYORI:

HIYORI:

HIYORI: ( N O T A G A I N )

SAERU, V. FREE BC THIS REASON, PROBABLY: 8)

HIYORI, VERY /VERY/ MUCH 'WISHING': PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAERU:

SAERU:

Saeru: am very evil snake

TIME: ***** REPEATS ***** ?????? ?

Jin: ..... did you know "Shizen no Teki-p" is a pun basically meaning "Natural Enemy" / "Enemy of Nature"

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of Hibiya + Hiyori + Konoha ???

Hiyori: I WANT *KONOHA* TO WORRY ABOUT ME

Hibiya: BUT HIYORI (I LOVE YOU)

Konoha, teary eyed: HIBIYA WHY DO YOU HATE ME

Konoha: HIBIYA PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME

Konoha: HIBIYA ---------------

Hibiya & Hiyori:

Konoha: HIBIYA (TEARS) (TEARS) (TEARS)

Hibiya:

HIYORI:

HIBIYA:

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[fuckyeahkagepro]

just Kagepro fandom things

you: Momo Kisaragi -------

ME: I WAS HERE FOR MOMO KISARAGI'S DEBUT WOW HEY DID YOU KNOW I LOVE MOMO KISARAGI

#kagepro #kisaragi attention #momo kisaragi #kisaragi momo #wannyanpuu #kagepro: fandom history #kisaragi attention debut #fuckyeahkagepro posts #fuckyeahkagepro chat posts #fuckyeahkagepro commenatry #fuckyeahkagepro chats #fuckyeahkagepro humor #(I STG I AM NOT LYING TO YOU) #(I LOVE MOMO KISARAGI) #(OK) #(I HAVE INCREDIBLY VIVID MEMORIES OF WHEN KISARAGI ATTENTION CAME OUT !!! OK !!!!!) #(I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE EVER SINCE) #(INSER ME YELLING @ MYSELF) #(INSERT ME YELLING @ WANNYANPUU FOR MAKING SUCH GREAT PVs) #(AND DID YOU KNOW SHE WHO IS ALSO V. MUCH A GIRL CREATED MOMO KISARAGI'S DESIGN TOO WOW THANK YOU WANNYANPUU) #(FOR HELPING TO DESIGN SUCH A WONDERFUL CHARACTER THANK YOU)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

Kagepro fandom, 2k19: *** 100 YEARS OF SHIPWARS ***

me:

me, internally sobbing bc of all the plot / series misinformation that gets spread [often intentionally!!!] due to this as well as the conflicting ages issue:

me:

me, 2k19: oK BUT IN ANY NEXT ROUTES IS ** HIBIYA AMAMIYA ** * FINALLY * GOING TO GET ** THE PHONE ** OR !!!!!!!!!

me: ALSO WHAT ABOUT KONOHA, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM,

me: WHO OUT OF HIBIYA OR HIYORI OR WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE GETS "AWAKENING EYES" IN ANY NEXT ROUTE,

me: WILL THEY EVEN BE ABLE TO USE IT CORRECTLY,

me: WHAT EXACTLY DID SAERU (CLEARING EYES) MEAN WHEN HE SAID HE POSSESSED HIBIYA "FROM THE VERY START" , "LONG BEFORE HE KILLED [KIDO] AND MET AYANO",

me: WHAT DID HE MEAN WHEN HE SAID HIBIYA WAS "[THE BOY WHO] [DIDN'T HAVE ANY WISH]" + "BEGAN TO" "HAVE A DESIRE TO" "SAVE THE GIRL" (HIYORI) in this series that is all about

me: HAVING WISHES ,,,,,,

me: BC THAT MEANS SAERU WOULD PROBABLY POSSESS THEM, BC SAERU LITERALLY, LIVES OFF WISHES, I MEAN ,,,,,,,,

me: WHAT IS JIN PLAYING AT ANYWAY

me: BTW @ JIN ARE WE EVER GOING TO GET A ROUTE WHERE KONOHA LIVES AS KONOHA THAT *ALSO* DOESN'T END IN HIS FATE IN SUMMERTIME RECORD OR IS IT IMPOSSIBLE

Jin: so anyway, Takane's non-existant birthday which i'm FINALLY acknowledging was non-existant in the year 2k19, it happens on an important day,,,,,,, haha

me:

me:

me: WOW I LOVE KAGEPRO

#kagerou project #kagepro #hibiya amamiya #konoha kokonose #fuckyeahkagepro posts #fuckyeahkagepro humor #fuckyeahkagepro chat posts #(OK THIS ONE IS MORE CALMER) #(BUT I'M TOO HYPED) #(meanwhile uh the fandom) #(JUST SITS OVER HERE SCREAMING OVER MY FAVS HIBIYA AND KONOHA) #(while also crying over the ages issue) #(BUT MAINLY SCREAMING ABOUT WHAT DID MANGA ROUTE 2 MEAN RE: ALL OF THIS) #(WHAT DID THE END OF NOVELS ROUTE MEAN) #(BC !!! WHO !! WAS !! ALIVE !!!!) #(AT THE END OF NOVELS ROUTE !!!!!!) #(I'M HEAVILY IMPLYING ON WHO WAS ALIVE) #(btw I'm uh. probably not going to use spoiler tags anymore. IT'S BEEN LIKE A YEAR) #summertime reload #(THAT THOUGH) #manga route 2 commentary #konoha #saeru #clearing eyes #('what do you mean you care about the plot bc it'll determine if one or both of your favs lives or not') #('what do you MEAN you want a timeline where your favs can be happy and alive in the same timeline') #takane enomoto #(HER TOO KIND OF BC WOW WE GOT WORD ON TAKANE'S NON-EXISTANT BIRTHDAY)

[fuckyeahkagepro]

a quick summary of the "Hibiya Amamiya's changing phonestraps / keychains subplot", pt 1: early Novels

Hibiya, Novles Route, Kagerou Daze, Novel 1: I WANNA BUY A PHONE. PHONE. P H O N -----

Kagerou Daze song, early Music Route, 2011: ("I WOKE UP UPON MY BED TO THE SOUND OF A TICKING CLOCK,,,,, 'WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?'~~~")

Hiyori: wait, lets go to this CONVENIENCE STORE first

SHOPPING MALL: "but the shopping mall eventually closed down because of some incident or something" ,,,,,,,

EARLY MEKAKUSHI DAN, ELSEWHERE:

Hiyori: *** buys red salmon-chan phonestrap ***

HIYORI: I BOUGHT A GIFT FOR KONOHA !!!

HIBIYA:

Hiyori: ah, but look, I bought one for you too

Hibiya: .... I cAN HAVE IT

Hiyori: ..... sure * hands it over *

Red Salmon-chan: *** VERY SMELLY ***

Red Salmon-chan: *** SMELLS LIKE FISH AND ... OCEAN. ***

Hibiya, mentally: (EW GROSS)

Hibiya, out loud: I LOVE IT I'LL TREASURE IT WITH MY LIFE (basically)

Hiyori: gross (lets him have it anyway)

Hiyori, SCARILY KNOWING HER WAY AROUND THE CITY: "well then we should go from THIS ROAD"---

BLACK CAT, DEF. NOT KANO (THIS ROUTE ONLY): * MEOW *

KANO, DEF. DID NOT ENCOUNTER HIBIYA & HIYORI EARLIER IN IN THE SAME ROUTE, GRAVEYARD:

Hiyori:

HIYORI: MUST PET CAT

HIBIYA: WHA

Hiyori: huhuhu CAT

Hibiya:

Hiyori: "I WANNA ADOPT THAT CAT"

HIBIYA:

Black Cat: *stares with eyes AS RED AS BLOOD*

HIBIYA, NOTICING: ('DIDN'T HIYORI NOTICE IT?')

Cat: *pauses, glances back at Hibiya ... "AS IF IT WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING" (THEN RUNS OFF)

HIYORI: AAAA IT RAN AWAY (*V. ANGRY*)

Hibiya: "B-But that cat just now was strange, wasn't it? So I was... worried..."

HIYORI: BUSYBODY! YOUR WORRY MAKES EVERYTHING MORE TROUBLESOME!!! *glares, it's not enough to calm her down, continues to scold him* "Anyway, I never wanted someone as unreliable as you around me, I wanted Konoha to worry about me! And what the hell is wrong with you that you’ve been stuttering since yesterday!? ARE YOU STUPID!?"

Hibiya, mentally: ("I know what this feeling is, but isn’t it a bit too late for what I’m wanting to do?")

Hibiya, after some more v. tense exchanges with Hiyori:

"Since before, since a long time ago, I’ve always....!"

HIYORI, ''ABOUT READY TO CRY'': "I TOLD YOU TO STOP, DIDN’T I!?"

HIYORI: "YOU’RE THE WORST" /MICDROP

HIBIYA:

HIYORI: "I’m going back. Don’t follow me."

HIYORI: "You, when did you get here…?"

K O N O H A: . . .

HIBIYA:

H I Y O R I:

KONOHA: "“Eh..... I was here all along. Well, when I woke up I realized you two were gone.... So, I thought that I had to go look for you......"

Hiyori "asked Konoha, who pieced his words one by one, in a trembling voice": ".....That conversation just now, did you hear it?"

Konoha "stayed the same as usual, with an expression that didn’t let anyone know his thoughts, he replied straight away": "Eh? [Yeah], I heard it."

Hibiya, mentally: ('The moment Hiyori hears this, she will *run away somewhere*, *I could clearly imagine the scenario* *at that moment*.')

HIYORI: ***** DASHES *****

HIBIYA, FOLLOWING IMMEDIATELY: "HIYORI!! RED LIGHT!!!"

END OF THE CHAPTER, HIBIYA'S POV: ('Just, just one more step..... no, it was already too late. My last step was so unhesitating that it surprised me. Have I ever taken such a bold step towards Hiyori before? From Hiyori’s surprised look I could tell that she didn’t expect what happened next at all. I wasn’t expecting it too, so we were the same. Before the truck approached with a loud beep, I finally did wish to hold Hiyori’s hand until the very end.')

HIYORI:

KONOHA:

HIYORI:

KONOHA:

KONOHA, ALSO: *** FAVORITE ANIMAL IS TRICERATOPS ***

2K12~2K13 ERA KAGEPRO FANDOM THAT WAS ACTUALLY AWARE OF MUSIC ROUTE VIDEOS/PLOTS:

2K12~2K13 ERA KAGEPRO FANDOM: (GIVE), (KONOHA), (TRICERATOPS), (PHONESTRAP/KEYCHAIN), (HIBIYA),,,,,

PHONESTRAP / KEYCHAIN SUBPLOT:

PHONESTRAP / KEYCHAIN SUBPLOT, STILL VAGUELY THERE IN THE BACKGROUND, CHANGING WITH **EVERY NEW ROUTE**:

PHONESTRAPS CHANGING TO KEYCHAINS IN OTHER ROUTES:

RED SALMON-CHAN CHANGING TO TRICERATOPS AND VICE VERSA:

MOMO, FAN OF RED SALMON-CHAN:

KONOHA, FAN OF TRICERATOPS:

HIBIYA:

HIBIYA:

JIN: CONVEY YOUR THOUGHTS

JIN: WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE

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