#full of bad accents

[rhinocio]

NOW WITH PODFIC ACCOMPANIMENT!

#[sitting backwards in a chair] HELLO FELLOW KIDS CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A RISE USAGI WITH FLAVOUR #he's queer he's disabled he's written by a non-american #his story is chocked full of sick hidden city worldbuilding and a love for secondary characters #tokage are flying dragons #his sword does cool mystic shit #ANYWAY if you aren't already reading ela's work what are you DOING #I became so obsessed with it I started reading it aloud in bad accents and adding foley and music. viola podfic #ROTTMNT #TMNT #rottmnt fanfiction #usagi yuki #usagi yojimbo #yuichi usagi #leosagi #leoichi #ROTMRfic #RRCU #rhinociart #slutty nonsense hakama because. fashion #squinting at how this guy is drawn wow we've come a long way haven't we #yuki my darling beloved adopted special little son boy

[moonchild-in-blue]

Random thought I had last night. Genuinely think they're both equally outlandish - which is just ridiculous in itself if you think about it.

#ngl i think him wearing a shirt might be the most shocking thing he could do #lifting weights? shoving his tongue on the homies' throats? absolutely normal 👍 #a SHIRT?? a piece of garment covering his chest and tummy???? actual normal clothing???? no. absolutely not #but also. imagine he just says “hello” OMG i would flip #i'm not counting that small “thank you” on Wembley because those were exceptional circumstances #i mean a regular ritual were nothing bad happens. and he just decides to be verbal for once and go :::) hello 👋 #dew yew loike that? fancy seein' you 'ere #i don't know why i'm giving him a cockney accent. i know he talks more southern and posh but that's just funny #IF he did talk with us. do you think he'd be all “i have throughly enjoyed this ritual. we shall gather once more in this land with haste” #or he'd go full “yo yeah that's chill dawg” #be all “would you look at iii that wanker. that's my mate right there” #lmao idk what i'm saying. if this has a million typos IGNORE IT cus i'm writing this before bed and queuing for the morning #sleep token

[mad-raptorzzz]

[ID: A drawing of two SeaWing dragons from Wings of Fire facing each other. Tsunami has her back to the viewer and is smirking with her ear tipped forward. She has mostly medium blue scales with dark blue along her spine and snout. Some of her aqua blue bioluminescent face scalers are lit up. She is smirking at Whirpool who floats in front of her. He looks stunned by the audacity of what she is saying in aquatic. His green-yellow scales are lighter on his belly and darker on his back. He has large ears for a SeaWing, which are adorned with several large hooped earrings each. Over his left eye, he has a small golden monocle which is suspended in place by a fine metal chain attached to one earring and one eye brow ring. Between them, in glowing and floating letters, it spells 'Squidface'/ End.]

The scene that made me laugh is when Tsunami learns how to speak Aquatic and the very first thing she learns how to do is basically swear. Headcannon that squidface is the SeaWing swear that functionally means dickhead. Which I think fits Whirlpool well. I tried to make him as oily as possible. His ears normally droop under the weight of all the hoops. But he's so surprised that they're sticking up quite a bit. He also has some big ears for a SeaWing. All the better to put more hoops in. I may do a bit of a redesign at some point and give him gages because that would be sweet.

Love Tsunami. Next up is a scene that made me cry.

#wings of fire #seawing wof #tsunami wof #whirlpool wof #for real though #tsunami just rolling up and swearing in a bad aquatic accent is peak tsunami energy #She definitely gets Riptide to teach her exclusively vulgar language and how to order food and drinks #Then eventually actually learns the full language #Headcannon that there are aquatic accents #there's a 'royal' accent that all the guards and royal family and those who live close to the palace have where they really annunciate #all of their words with very exact flashes and talon signs #There's a deep water accent where they rely more on flashes #There's a shore accent that's a bit more choppy as they don't speak aquatic as much #Maybe a cold water accent and a reef accent? #And seawings with freckles or birthmarks have trouble doing the flashing parts of aquatic #I like to draw Orca with a big ol birth mark over both of her eyes #which made aquatic very hard for her #Some words she said always seemed like she was screaming because of how bright the flashes were #Tsunami has a weird mix of royal with shore and with dry mouth #dry mouth is the slightly insulitng way of saying a dragon who doesn't speak aquatic naturally but has picked it up #Most of them use only talon signs but Rainwings can mimic the flashes #woof that was a lot of tags

[wabblebees]

just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE #but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao #also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art #but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc #in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but #i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped #like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao #anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose #i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts #deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love #its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!) #spring break i believe in them!!! #bee speaks #its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start #going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out #i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter #waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK

[solradguy]

This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).

What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).

It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.

John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.

-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate

Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...

Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.

I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.

Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy

#asks #Among the death threats I got on Twitter for the Brisket <3 meme 1 year anniversary post were a bunch of transphobic insults towards me too #And at least two of them were insults about how I was gonna go bald because I'm a trans man lol #I felt kind of bad for the cis guys that left those comments because all the (cis) men in my family were hairy bastards well into old age #T on its own doesn't just make all your hair fall out. It follows genetics just like naturally produced T does #Some trans men will lose their hair and some won't. I probably won't until I am VERY old #So them making fun of me for that told me that: 1. They're very afraid of losing their own hair #2. They think everyone else is afraid of losing their hair too (or that everyone thinks it looks ugly. Which is untrue) #3. They think that trans men are especially susceptible to hair loss #I've had a mohawk for about 7 years now. I am very familiar with the shape of my skull and wouldn't mind just going full bald #When it gets that thin and I decide to buzz it off I'll be sad about it for sure. But it absolutely will not be the end of the world #I'll go full Rob Halford haha Going bald is a non-issue #Unrelated but I love Johnny's EN dub accent in Strive so much because 'watered down yeehaw accent' is the only accent I can do well lmfao

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread

Venom & Vow

YA high fantasy about two enemy kingdoms whose leaders have been cursed to sleep, and are being run by the teen heirs

a bigender dama/assassin and trans prince are both trying to find the enchanter from the other kingdom who they believe is responsible

two disabled MCs (cane users)

#aroaessidhe 2023 reads #Venom & Vow #this is a fine ya fantasy - but I found the plot/execution a bit generic unfortunately #(aside from the diversity etc; but I personally need more than that) #there are some really cool worldbuilding aspects -magically changing castle; a smidge of fey myth and cool creatures #also the mix of celtic + latine cultures is interesting! #but i feel like it isn't explored in full #i do think AMM excels more at low-plot contemporary magical realism narratives #vico ortiz audiobook!! #why vico giving the boys a scottish accent (i think?? im bad at recognising accents) but the other VO american???? #the monastery for trans people transitioning is a great concept #at one point there's a bit of a weird line ‘they didn’t sound like the cries of someone assigned male at birth’ .....which... #understand the intention. i feel like that circles back around to being transphobic tho

[the-heaminator]

I was one of those kids who learnt a lot of english from tv shows and the like. Thing is that the shows ranged from bloody octonauts and balamory to full house. Which means my mum showed me a recording of me talking in the most cursed fusion of a british/american accent ever

#also fucking hell since when wa sthe full house quality that bad #and why was i watching a late 80s American sitcom at the age of 5 #the heam speaks #and my accent is still noticeably vaguely American when i get upset. For some reason

[popeye1357]

Letter From Juniper

Writing by Becca De La Rosa @mabelpodcast

Album Cover, Performance, Recording by Carlie Dubois @popeye1357

#mabel podcast #girl from the house on the hillbilly #DEAH LILEH #pajama capitalism #making one so im legally allowed to bully you all into making one as well #PLEASE MAKE ONE #IF YOU WANNA DO LETTER FROM JUNIPER IT HAS TO BE A SOUTHERN ACCENT #OTHERWISE PICK ANY MONOLOGUE YOU WANT WITH WHATEVER ACCENT (BE SENSITIVE ABOUT NOT BEING OFFENSIVE THO OBV) #us southerners are giving yall full permission to do the most offensive southern accent you want tho #we're begging you for it actually #I WANT TO HEAR YOUR BAD SOUTHERN ACCENTS #JUNIPER IS SOUTHERN #IDC IF SHE HAS AN IRISH ACCENT IN THE SHOW #SHES SOUTHERN #I FEEL IT IN MY BONES #dedicated to annie liege who does not have a tumblr #reciting letter from juniper in a southern accent until you can only remember it in a southern accent

[paverics]

my 13th reason is yesterday at work i casually said “hiya” to a manager who said good morning, only for him to immediately reply “god, cheer up”

#get fucked !!!! #that’s just my voice mate #that’s how I sound #I can’t help it #I have kind of a deep voice and a strong accent #unless you hear me speak in a full sentence when the full range of sounds are displayed #then yes I do sound kind of blunt #but it’s just my voice!!!! #(also I have kind of a resting bitch face which also is accidental. so it’s just a bad and unfriendly combo) #but I promise I’m not mean #I’m not that talkative despite what my online presence suggests #but I’m not mean and if you talk to me I will talk back

[queenerdloser]

i finally (FINALLY!!) finished my count of monte cristo audiobook and despite the fact that i despised some of the choices made (why!!!! is he sailing off with haydee!!!!!!! who he raised LIKE A DAUGHTER. who is LIKE 20.) apparently 52 hours has committed me to being fully insane about this novel bc i tried to watch the 1934 movie for kicks and i had to stop after 20m bc they kept mispronouncing everything and i didnt watch to watch a version of the story where they got rid of maximillian for albert. it was just me every two seconds going: they did WHAT. 

#liveblogging life #i hate being my mom but i didnt like how much they changed it lmao #except they did make dantes end up with mercedes so that's actually one plus bc thats the one plot point i wanted #like i get that mercedes and dantes thematically couldnt end up together bc there's too much bad history and like #he DID cause the suicide of her husband. i get that. but im still mad about it lmao #i might try other versions just to see but honestly wheres my full length mini series. where is it @bbc!!!!! #there's got to be a french version of it right?? please god the american accents were so bad!!! theyre in france at least TRY an accent!!!!

[cornsobsessions]

where’s that post about committing murder about seeing one more sports betting ad?? bc that’s me rn

#dear god #it’s the same obnoxious one every single ad break full of bad boston accents and boston sports players and i DONT CARE #pens lb #corn watches hockey

[tiskycat]

I’ve literally been told that I have a strong California accent and I still have no idea what that means ; ;

#I think it means it’s kinda stereotypical surfer dude accent?? but I know I’m not THAT bad #which full disclosure I DO sound like that when I’m high #but like. idek know how to describe it otherwise?? lol #also the ppl who told me I had a strong accent said so before I even started smoking weed so. that wasn’t the factor lol

[fingertipsmp3]

Woman has to sit in meeting that could’ve been email incident leaves 1 dead 23 injured

#god i forgot how bad zoom meetings are #my guy is trying his best but he has way too many slides for a 15 minute presentation and no idea what he’s doing with them #and this woman was unmuted and didn’t realise and was having the most inane conversation with a female relative or friend or somebody #she was talking over the presenter soooo much and he was waiting for her to reallse but she never did #i would’ve straight up muted her and powered through. like we’re on a schedule here #also like. how rude?? i’m not exactly taking this seriously (i’m on tumblr for god’s sake) but i’m still sitting quietly and listening #i wouldn’t take a phone call or listen to music or something during this. i’m treating it as a podcast #sidenote but this guy has the best possible accent. full on south yorkshire. it’s great #i feel like my granddad is telling me about academic policies lmao. maybe that’s why i’m annoyed that someone was talking over him #i’m torn between ‘SILENCE SENIOR MANAGER’ and ‘but he sounds like all the old men in my family :(‘ #personal

[roboromantic]

what if I wrote a fic where there's a character with an Appalachian accent and all their dialogue is written normally but everyone elses' is written in bad transcriptions of how they differ from mine

#i saw that tf accent post again and gd. If I see that shit I close a fic right quick #so I don't know exactly how bad it gets but what I see in fanart and comics makes me want to gouge my eyes out #it's annoying and sometimes hard to read & usually inaccurate+full of stereotypes #and as the original post said it's very othering. so I think it's time for the 'neutral' American accent to get horrifically butchered

[philologique]

sitting on my hands resisting the urge to engage in spongebob apologia as someone who would occasionally tear up thinking about how the french narrator was an homage to jacques cousteau

#it may not be the best french accent but it's not *bad* per se #and it's full of love!!

[darksouls2yuri]

😐😐😐😐😐 SHOULDNT HAVE LOOKED AT THE SYLLABUS IT SAYS WEEKLY ZOOM MEETINGS TO CHECK PROFICIENCY

#txt #sorry sorry sorry. i hate talking i hate talking i hate talking. #like ik ik im taking online courses so i shouldve expected but i hate zoom i hate zoom i hate zoom!!!!!!!!!! #my other professors that wanted to do zoom always wanted to see my face too and i have really really bad anxiety abt being watched #and at people looking at me i hate being looked at. i freakrd out last semester ehen i had to record myself giving a poetry analysis #idk idk idk. anne needs to go to sleep challenge. #but also ive only ever been good at writing in french im so fucking bad at talking im self conscious esp bc of my accent bc its hard to #make a lot of the sounds in french bc i cant make those sounds ehen i talk bc of my accent. i cant say Rs barely at all. my vowels are #fucked up. idk im so self conscious abt my language skills but its important and i want to push myself. but i am full of self doubt. #and constantly comparing myself to my wife bc shes multilingual and grew up being multilingual (english russian n hebrew). she can speak #like 8 different languages ik 4 at a native level n i know i can never do that. but i beat myself up abt it bc idk #goodnigjt