#geronimos cadillac

[e-adlirez]

An Independent Callout Update

Hi everybody, this is uh, this is exactly what it says on the tin, and I figured I'd make one.

Last you saw me I was offering some appreciation for some funni Tumblr art, and sharing a project long-ish in the making (it was like two months it's not that long). I figured y'know, maybe we can let sleeping dogs lie, maybe I can work on other things and maybe take a br--

NOPE JUST KIDDING someone's still up and about and still trying to prove himself somewhere in the blameless route. I've genuinely never seen someone make this many backflips to make them look innocent since Grace Chastity, which is an accomplishment, by the way! Not a good one by any means, but an accomplishment nonetheless!

Let's dive into it, shall we?

Here we have a Cadillac trying to claim that he was hacked. As you can see, he's failed miserably at trying to ping @2deadkat, @ratonahat and @bloombirdreads, in an attempt to call for help. He's failing to ping them because they blocked his ass a whiiiillleeeee ago. And of course, the "it wasn't his fault, it was someone else acting in my name!" excuse! This is peak "I can't be having impure thoughts! This is the other guy's fault for making me horny!" Cadillac is there something you wish to confess in front of the class?

Two holes in his excuse:

One, you didn't seem to have any issues when you were trying to convince me into thinking that you were trying even the tiniest modicum of owning up to your mistakes (which I have screenshotted here in case you think you can delete them and say I can't prove anything). It was really more of a "I'm changed in literally 2 days, I'm not like that anymore!", which is about as believable as falling into a black hole and coming out alive. In other words, not at all. Even less believable since your writing style doesn't seem to have changed from your older posts to your newer posts, hm....

Two, Cadillac, even if you were telling the truth and got hacked, how did you not notice? Getting your account hacked is a very big deal! You could lose personal information, get doxxed, have your account become a mouthpiece for scams, and that's only the half of it! How did you only notice this just now, on December 22nd of 2023? This is a big affront to your internet safety! It would be impossible!

And if you want to say this is a recent development, then uh, buddy, I have some news for you.

Here I have a screenshot from one of my personal Discords, and so far it's the earliest secondary record I have of Cadillac's shenaniganery.

And you can tell it's really early because a reply to the mini-rant around the same day mentions this funny little detail:

This was back when Cadillac had only made two shirtless G posts on his blog. From July 26th, 2023 to December 22nd, 2023-- that's a five-month time period! Almost half a year of not realizing that you've been hacked! And the strangest thing is you haven't changed a bit before or after! This hacker must've done a very good job making your posts sound like your own by extrapolating your internet personality from-- and I counted-- eight bare-bones posts, hm? /sarcastic

Well okay, remember how I said Cadillac's been very consistent this whole time? Well, I lied. There's Cadillac's most recent post as well:

Dear me, you're sounding awfully mature and respectful here! Is this a miracle? Could you possibly have actually been hacked and the person behind the screen is actually a decent person all alo--

OOP I GUESS NOT!

Buddy, I didn't even need to pull up GPTZero for this, you were sounding so corporate and so fake it wasn't even a contest. You ain't slick, Cadillac, not slick at all.

And for the record, I plugged my entries in the callout post in there too because why not

Yep, a lotta hooman to go around with me, Cadillac. This one in I'm writing right now took about an hour :D Whether or not it's because of having to find sources or just to find a good way to say what I want to, I'll leave that for everyone else to decide.

Anyway, this is your Cadillac callout update, goodnight tristate area.

Yes Cadillac you can bet your ass that the only reason anyone would ever be unblocking you would be for no other reason but this: making callouts that aren't going any time soon. I will admit, one flaw in my original post was the fact that I hyperlinked more than I screenshotted, giving you an opportunity to wipe the evidence. Well, you've got nowhere to hide now, Cadillac. I've caught you in 4K, and these posts aren't going anywhere.

#geronimo stilton #callout post #update #also the “I'm clean now” post has only one like which I can only assume was him self-liking his post #can I get sad trombone noises please #and cadillac if you really wanna make things right #stop replying and making excuses and making a fool of yourself in every way possible #just #show us that you've changed #and stop trying to pin the blame on someone else or trying to rope other people in this mess #they're not helping you and they never will #the pingfail is just proof of that

[geronimosothercadilac]

Modern Talking - Tribute

#geronimo stilton #modern talking #cadillac #80s music

[catboypawjob]

i sped these up w my own two hands, feel free to download & use

#music #nightcore #sped up #cheri cheri lady #geronimo's cadillac #i'll do it heidi #plastic doll #head over heels #te busque #scroll patrol #klaus veen #i fell asleep on the couch w my wife twice & forgor to finish these lololol

[forestlion]

we are daytime friends and nighttime fools 🧡

#lyrics from geronimos cadillac #that do be making all girls too mad #german stuff #modern talking

[hulkowaaa]

Modern Talking, 80s

Modern Talking members - Dieter Bohlen & Thomas Anders

#moderntalking #80s #dieter bohlen #thomas anders #deutschland #music #pop music #cheri cheri lady #you're my heart you're my soul #brother louie #geronimo's cadillac #atlantis is calling #in 100 years #you can win if you want

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: October 6, 1986

Lyrics:

I want to share my dreams

Want to share with you

On the wings of love

Like dreamers do

Touch your heart

You're the queen of broken hearts

Oh we are daytime friends and nighttime fools

Want to play this game

You break the rules

Tears of love are frozen tears

Geronimo's Cadillac

Is making all girls turn mad

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag

Geronimo's Cadillac

Oh making all girls turn sad

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag

Geronimo's Cadillac

It's tossing oh in your head

It's tossing and turning

It's burning, it makes you mad

Geronimo's Cadillac

Oh baby I'll hold you back

It's tossing and turning

It's burning, it makes you sad

I'm looking through the eyes

The eyes of love

Made a fool of me, can't get enough

Touch my heart

Boulevard of broken dreams

Another time for love

Other place to be

Don't let him take your love

Your love from me

Tears of love are frozen tears

Geronimo's Cadillac

Is making all girls turn mad

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag

Geronimo's Cadillac

Oh making all girls turn sad

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag

Geronimo's Cadillac

It's tossing oh in your head

It's tossing and turning

It's burning, it makes you mad

Geronimo's Cadillac

Oh baby I'll hold you back

It's tossing and turning

It's burning, it makes you sad

Songwriter: Dieter Bohlen

Geronimo's Cadillac

Is making all girls turn mad

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag

SongFacts:

"Geronimo's Cadillac" is a song by the German pop duo Modern Talking from their fourth studio album "In the Middle of Nowhere" (1986). It was released on October 6, 1986 as the album's lead single in Germany and other European territories. It was their first single to fail to reach the top of the German singles charts, peaking at number three on November 3, 1986, almost a month after its release. It spent five weeks in the top 10 and a total of 13 weeks in the top 100 in Germany. “Geronimos Cadillac” also made it into the top 5 in Austria and the top 10 in Switzerland, Sweden and Norway.

The song's plot focuses on a protagonist named Geronimo, who turns women's heads with his Cadillac. The singer warns women not to let Geronimo wrap them around their fingers because he only uses them for his own purposes.

In 1998 a remix of the piece of music was released on the album Back for Good.

In the music video's storyline, Modern Talking portray the song in a studio with a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado to underscore the title. A teepee can also be seen behind the two, as Geronimo was a well-known Native American. Various lighting effects are shown on Dieter and Thomas as well as on the Cadillac, such as a broken heart, a rainbow and a toy figure.

#new #new music #my chaos radio #Modern Talking #Geronimo's Cadillac #music #spotify #youtube #music video #youtube video #good music #hit of the day #video of the day #80s #80s music #80s nostalgia #80s video #80s charts #1986 #pop #synth pop #electronic #disco #lyrics #songfacts #1107

[lusticiars]

Geronimo’s Cadillac / Modern Talking

#diopucci #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure

[dandysnob]

Please consider doing 'Geronimo's Cadillac' by Modern Talking for your next Rammstein-song storytelling-post 🚘

Sorry it took me a while but I wanted to make ✨️cringe but free✨️ gifs to capture the vibe of the song's MV, just for you! (つω`｡) 💞 So here you go! I hope you'll like it!

I want to share my dreams, want to share with you 🤲🏻💫

On the wings of love, like dreamers do ❤️🕊️

Touch your heart, you're the queen of broken hearts 👑💔

Oh we are daytime friends and nighttime fools ☀️👬🌙

Want to play this game, you break the rules 🎲

Tears of love are frozen tears 💧❄️

Geronimo's Cadillac, is making all girls turn mad 😵‍💫

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag 🙀

Geronimo's Cadillac 🚘💎✨️

Oh making all girls turn sad 😿💔

Geronimo has a heart, oh it's a drag (•́₋₍•̀ )💧

#näd replies #rammstein #userdandysnob

[floofz]

tagged by @iinane hiii hiiii thank you c:

last song: Modern Talking - Geronimo's Cadillac (listening to it rn lol)

favorite color(s): orange!!! 🧡

currently watching: don't judge me for this ok im rewatching an anime from my tweens and it's chibi vampire 🥴

sweet/savory/spicy: oh man i love both sweet and savory stuff. but let's go with savory

relationship status: desperate. 😭

current obsession: playing no man's sky a lot atm, also baldur's gate 3

last thing you googled: the tax office bc i needed the adress

tagging: @dizzybunnies @angryoldbat @sunlightfeeling @shrekshugebadussy @hakaruhonou @starvy @fujimen @theflyingpotatomeatball @breastfedless

but no pressure!!

#talks #tag games #YAYYY INTERACTING MORE ON TUMBLR

[nrchostclub-official]

Hii! Here for the host club. I heard this place was good for socializing? I LOVE socializing. Especially for gossip and song recommendations. Oh! That reminds me- what are the host’s favorite songs?

-🐀

Hello and welcome!

Thank you for asking! You will regret this!

And more. May Post song recs at some point

Others hosts feel free to reply too

#host : 🥀 #nrchostclub #twisted wonderland #nrc host club #twst #nrc #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #nrchostclub official #night raven college #anon : 🐀

[pqnnier]

Yayayay!!!! I was tagged by @swimmingblues to shuffle your on repeat playlist ten times — this was fun!!!! Apple Music does have a “favorites mix” but it’s only 25 songs long and slightly dated 💀 so don’t judge too harshly!! (I LOVE YOU TOO MWHA!!!! 😭💗💗)

Shout, Tears for Fears

Who’s Crying Now, Journey

Maria Magdalena, Sandra

Allie, Patrick Stump

Only In My Mind, Kenya Grace

Redbone, Childish Gambino

One Night in Bangkok, Murray Head

Shattered Dreams, Johnny Hates Jazz

Family Man, Hall & Oates

Geronimo’s Cadillac, Modern Talking

TAGGING — @minicita @fresaflora @moonlite @4yearning @evature @anxeious <3 and ofc anyone else who’d like to!!

#tag! andie’s it #I LOVE MUSIC #I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT MUSIC

[e-adlirez]

A Callout Post

You've read the title, and Geronimo Stilton fandom, today's subject is this guy, @geronimosothercadilac.

Warnings: Misogyny, hypocrisy, crappily done suggestive art

Do not be deceived by the blog's innocent title, he is.... well, we're gonna get into it right here.

See, Cadillac, on top of the occasional post about the Geronimo Stilton movie and some nifty old illustrations of G, he also makes R-16 content of Geronimo, mainly him having an open shirt or having no pants. Viewer discretion is very much advised when browsing his blog.

Now, for some this may not be a problem, since we live on a hellsite. However, the line has been crossed since Cadillac has also been reported to have harassed fandom residents into making art that suits his "tastes". (These screenshots are from a dm between me and deadkat, and a dm between deadkat and ratonahat, respectively.)

And the line has been crossed even more with sheer hypocrisy, because he's gone on record being a prude about mundane things that have appeared in the Geronimo Stilton books.

This reply comes from a Violette sketch by melonforbrain, and yes, you're reading this right. This same guy who's made at least five MS Paint edits of Geronimo with his p$nis uncensored, is being this much of a prude over this sketch post that has since been unfortunately deleted. Have a look and feel free to make your own judgments on it (credit goes to @melonforbrain give them some love please). Please keep in mind that this was a WIP at its time of posting.

If you think the rabbit hole is done there, then you have another thing coming for you. The guy's also pulling a door-to-door salesman and sharing his posts in DMs with random people.

(Little warning for uh, his Geronimo Stilton open shirt MS Paint art)

Yes, that is him roping in people who have and want absolutely nothing to do with him! He mentions @2deadkat in these DMs and says they can vouch for him, but uh, around the same time Kat had him blocked for harassing them on similar grounds. (I've tried finding an @showdraws and I couldn't find anything, I think it might be showdrawn, who I don't think does any work for this fandom?? idk, all I know is that uh, no one's on this man's side fr.)

Also with him talking about an open-shirt G not being "suggestive"? Can I just point out that he's called this cover of Thea "sexy" and "seductive"? Do you smell the hypocrisy and misogyny yet? I sure hope you do because this man is pathetic. Do Not Interact, block this man's ass to kingdom come.

And Cadillac? If you're reading this, this is my message to you: Take down those reposts of 2deadkat and ratonahat's drawings you made without their permission, as well as these ones where you didn't even credit an artist. Leave us alone, and don't you dare say someone else is sided with you. I can assure you, no one is. Take your creepy art and your rotten vibes to R-34, you freak.

#callout post #geronimo stilton #do not interact with this guy #if you guys needed another reason to not like him #he dabbles in AI art too #good day new mouse city

[doyourememberrocknrollradio]

Geronimo's Cadillac · Michael Martin Murphey

#Youtube

[deimonspikelet777]

Song covers by Bugs Bunny's voice AI.

Disclaimer: it's no more than the experiment in style "What if?..." and there is no evil thought about bullying over cartoon idol and his voice actors.

Although, I believe, that nobody will read it and everyone will accuse me of mocking the toon, as it was on DeviantArt in the case between Krypto451 and Anti-LU. Am I correct?

You can criticize me for using voice AI and inappropriate songs to cover, but without trolling or sarcasm. I'm already fed up with them. And yeah - I WON'T DELETE IT.

There is list:

Robbie Williams - Only you know me

Michael Jackson - Bad

Eminem - Without me

Thousand Foot Krutch - War of Change

Sean Paul - Get Busy

Linkin Park - One More Light

Static-X - The Only

Adema - Immortal

Lostprophets - Ride

F.R. Davis - Words

Wham! - Last Christmas

Баста - Раз и навсегда

Will Smith - Men In Black

Essenger - Half Life (#1)

Essenger - Half Life (#2)

Jah Khalib - Порвано Платье

The Prodigy - Diesel Power

Scandroid - Datastream

Daft Punk - One More Time

Daft Punk - Digital Love

Celldweller - One Good Reason

The Qemists - Our world

Дискотека Авария - Планета Любовь

Last Fighter - Morlock

Last Fighter - Awake and Unite

Юрий Шатунов - Белые розы

Moby - One Time We Lived

Poets of the Fall - Carnival of Rust

Сергей Минаев - Сиреневый кадиллак

Дима Билан - Держи

Eгор Крид - Слеза

Джокер - Магия

Gayazovs Brothers - Малиновая Лада

Smash Mouth - Everyday Superhero

Starset - The Future Is Now

Linkin Park - Breaking the habit

Пицца - Человек из зеркала (orchestra edit)

Enigma - Why

Modern Talking - Geronimo's Cadillac

Gary Jules - Mad world

Glee cast - Scream (Michael Jackson cover) (#1)

Glee cast - Scream (Michael Jackson cover) (#2)

Cee Lo Green - I want you

Наутилус помпилус - Матерь богов

Борис Моисеев - Звездочка (#1)

Борис Моисеев - Звездочка (#2)

Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

DJ Slon - Бумер

Nirvana - Come as you are

Dub FX - Made

John Newman - Fire in me

Эндшпиль - Под одним солнцем

Чиж - Фантом

The Police - Every breath you take

Plazma - Take my love

Thomas Anders - Geronimo's Cadillac

Modern Talking - In my heart, in my soul

The Rasmus - In the shadows

Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes (russian cover by CoverOK)

P.S.: When I converted the singers' voices to AI voices and listened to them later, I wondered: why didn't the voice actors try to sing the songs with toon voices, like they did in the old Tiny Toon Adventures, but not then, but now, in the 2030s? I won't be surprised, if someone of Bugs Bunny's fans would want to his idol would sing something from 80s for returning of nostalgia.

#looney tunes #bugs bunny #voice ai

[forestlion]

https://www.tumblr.com/lamiasage/707099398113574912/dean-and-castiel-but-they-are-a-cheesy-80s-pop-duo?source=share

Dies könnte dich amüsieren.

Supernatural Modern Talking AU:

Geronimo's Cadillac

But instead it's

DIETRIO'S CHEVROLET

It's making all monsters slay

#i tried to make him orange but tommy could not be outoranged i realize #german stuff #supernatural #übernatürlich #modern talking #tagging my own posts with tags i got blacklisted as per usual #music

[ourshadowstallerthanoursoul]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Thank you sm @keytothehighway 💛✨️

Again, sorry for the late answer to you too!

Roadhouse Blues - The Doors

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

Innuendo - Queen

Bron-y-Aur Stomp - Led Zeppelin

Geronimo's Cadillac - Modern Talking