#go fucking figure lmfao

[lvmbien]

Smn smn anniversary post?? idk

Im a little late on it, but March 13th of last year was when I started playing Obey Me. Which then resulted in me pulling several of my friends down with me and all of us becoming even closer. it was a great time, and even if Im not nearly as fixated on it as I was back then im still incredibly thankful for the game and our respective blorbos for being the catalyst that allowed our bond to grow.

(all that said; this is old art lmfao its been so long since ive drawn this dickhead)

#lvmbart #little lvmb #om!aries #belaries #seriously though the game felt a little TOO perfect tbh lmfao #me the auDHD bitch thats obsessed with sheep and named aries #that has habbits of sleep deprivation and forgets to eat #playing the game where the mc is represented by a sheep #and getting attached to SPECIFICALLY the avatars of sloth and gluttony #go fucking figure lmfao #ill pick the game back up when raphael is datable 👍 #well... maybe i dont have it in me to keep up with that gacha system anymore #someone needs to create an archive of all the devilgram and event story content so i can read it without having to get the damn cards #hell id be willing to contribute #obey me #omswd #belphie #belphegor #obey me mc #om belphie

[lynxgirlpaws]

Thinking about that time I went downtown and saw these lmao

#New Haven #Yale #i haven't been in awhile but it's been a LONG time since i've seen posters this objectively funny #“EXCUSE ME!! are you silly goofy strange offputting or otherwise different” #people should say that more. #transgender #look at my posters chat #Connecticut #also funny how I saw the trans posters and was like “wonder why this speaks to me so much” [clueless] #lmfao #literally just seeing the trans flag out in the wild always made me :) and i never thought enough to figure out why that may be #lol #scremaing and crying bc not a yale student so can't interact with how funny these fucking posters are #wharevcer #not like i go outside often anyways lmfao #196 #y'all would like these i think

[myattman]

can I offer you some atla (but they're mice) in these trying times

(click for better quality | individual characters under the cut)

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla katara #toph beifong #atla aang #atla zuko #atla sokka #this image ended up being SO much bigger than I intended #also fuck backgrounds me and all my homies hate backgrounds #nate.png #my art #I have been thinking about mouse ty lee all fucking day btw. so the likelihood that I will do more of these is. not 0 #I do love that you can tell I slowly figured out how to draw mice as I went along #aang was the first one I did and it SHOWS #but I did Not feel like going back to fix it lmfao #mouse zuko is everything to me #mice au

[comet-wire]

Last night I cried, and I mean UGLY cried at a foul hour because I love Albert Wesker and I hate it. (/Lh)

Like first off, the man's name is Albert??? Need I say more? But then, his name is kinda gothic when you say his full name. I don't know if that's just me. But just simply referring to him as Albert is goofy as fuck considering he's supposed to be a villain in RE. Not only that, he's got paper thin lips. How's he gonna get a kiss kiss??☝️🤨/ref

But it wasn't only that, mind you, it's also because this absolute FUCK, this evil David Bowie and Johnny bravo looking mother fucker, has consumed my life and every waking thought that sometimes it genuinely hurts and that's what I hate about being autistic. It's just how much I want to consume of something once it becomes a special interest and/or hyperfixation. On top of that, Wesker is a special case for me because I found out I technically trauma bonded to him as a comfort character. For the past year and a half now, I got back into RE because of the RE4R and began hyperfixating on said game then it spiraled into hyperfixating about the Wesker's storyline, with project W and so on. I already have a tendency to go back to RE periodically every like two or so years but this has low-key been probably the longest I've consistently fixated on RE without a single break in-between. My dad and I bonded over resident evil, he's one of the people who got me into RE, albeit he watched the movies and I got into the game's. Which means RE means a whole lot to me and since he passed my fixation on it only heightened as a source of comfort. I also found out when you have a comfort character during a horrible period in your life, you very well can trauma bond with said character. So that means out of all characters, I have trauma bonded to Albert Wesker and I am two seconds away from tweaking. 🤩

On top of that, every time @rainbowroadonsteroids sends me something remotely Wesker related I start punching my wall and they bully me for it smh./Lh+nm

Shout out to my favorite human nightlight, Albert Wesker. ☝️🗿

#comet rambles #putting in queue to deploy later #have some misc wesker images because hes an absolute enigma of a man #i wanna put him in a test tube or some kind of containment and study him #hes so strange 🥰 #albert wesker #albert wesker dead by daylight #wesker #resident evil #resident evil 5 #resident evil wesker #resident evil albert wesker #project w #im scared of tall people what if Albert leans down and licks my head 😔/ref+j #Calling him by Albert is diabolical but also insanely hilarious to me #like his name is so gothic to me but also very dorky/lh+nm #i love bullying my comfort characters btw if you're new here its just my cuteness aggression smh #i also have to post some psychoanalysis on this guy because he makes me go insane ffs #I also have a wesker collection and it's ever growing #like I have a coffin it's bag and I've ordered several pins for it for example. 😟 #ita bag not its bag the fuck i aint fixing that shit #edit: found some typos and.fixed them in post lmfao #was also crying because i want a wesker figure so bad but they're so fucking expensive on ebay etc :“) #rebhfun

[benechillax]

man i think i’m 5 seconds away from a mental breakdown

#I’m actually running out of money now despite working 6 days a week and making 6 figures #Because I bought my acreage with my brother and factored him paying 1/3 of the expenses BUT he’s decided to be unemployed for 1.5 years #I pay the mortgage mortgage insurance utilities internet groceries #I have $800/month in student loan payments #I have to spend like $150/week on gas because my commute is 2 hrs round trip every day #I only eat one meal a day usually because I don’t have the time to grocery shop or cook usually and my brother only cooks for himself #I do all of the chores and at least 1/2 of the yard work #I have the heaviest workload of any of my coworkers (which has been acknowledged but my manager says his hands are tied #Because if he took work off of my plate he’s have to give it to someone else and there is no one else) #I’m being severely underpaid at my job ($4 under the STARTING wage for a pharmacist now despite me working there for 3 years. #But I “got the largest raise last year” lmfao #I’ve been seeing someone but he works nights and his schedule is wack and it results in me going to bed at 3am some nights #I’m also on call this week so I have to be ready to answer calls at any time past 11pm #My hair is legit pulling out in clumps and my hair is half of my personality :( #i’m about to mcfuckin lose it #Brain feels like mashed potato #Oh also I’m on my fucking period

[wabblebees]

just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE #but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao #also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art #but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc #in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but #i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped #like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao #anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose #i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts #deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love #its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!) #spring break i believe in them!!! #bee speaks #its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start #going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out #i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter #waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK

[comixandco]

waiiiiit, now you made me think about other thing.... so, let's assume mermaids can get pregnant in human way right, but their child then has to be a merperson, because how would then a mermaid transform, if she turns into literal water... i can already imagine a pregnant mermaid and a baby with a littleee tail inside her LMAOOO.

no, actually, when mermaid transforms, the baby teleports to the backrooms /j

this goes sooo deep i just sought out a couple episodes of mako mermaids bc i remembered the guy was adopted and like. babies have to be brought up in that discussion right? And in the episode the teacher mermaid says “your mother was the only mermaid strong enough to stop you from getting your tail” which implies that????? they’re born without tails????????? How long are they babies with legs do the mermaids give birth on land and then return to the sea and their babies get tails then? do their tails slowly form as they grow older? if they have to become human to give birth why is it so unheard of for the mako mermaid girls to go on land for their mission? have they never seen any merbabies? there are canonically mermaids younger than them! And why does the h2o wiki refer to one of the characters as coming from a long line of mermen are mermaids not involved in the process do mermen get pregnant like seahorses????? why did they have to make mako mermaids and make everything so confusing?????? *cries*

putting mako mermaids aside because that’s a hot Mess. Would the baby also turn into water? it wasn’t in the moon pool but it’s parent was and the moon pool changes a person’s entire dna so like. it would change the eggs dna as well right? but the egg is only half of the dna and there would also be a human half that shouldn’t respond to water at all. does the mer dna overpower the human dna? would onlookers see a random tiny foetus floating in the air/water for a split second before the mermaid reappears around it?

yeah the baby goes wherever cleo’s coat went in the second episode

#dericelem #mako mermaids #h2o just add water #like. i get why the mermaids clothes change to their matching bra technically like if their trousers are going missing their tops should to #and it is not kid-show friendly for the mermaids clothes to rip werewolf-style every time they transform #but cleo’s coat was barely on her when she was in miriam’s pool it was floating up so much. lewis saw it disappear and he won’t tell me #where it went because he is a fictional character for a series that is almost 2 decades old and he had more pressing questions than ‘where #did the coat go?????’ in that moment and we understand that but it’s still upsetting #sorry the coat is another thing entirely #i think the lore-writing for this series was ‘if it’s cool and makes for a good episode we’ll incorporate it. if it’s a question #we can’t immediately answer or argue about and it doesn’t have to come up in the show we just wave our hand and say the moon did it’ #and that is a valid way to move forward. they didn’t realise at the time how big h2o would be or that people would still be trying #to figure out the parameters of the world they made almost two decades ago lmfao #the babies have to survive though right???? like. we can’t emma’s horrible red hair away a baby #it would be absolutely fucked up though if the baby disappeared every time they got wet and then the pregnancy reappeared once they dried #off #’cleo you can’t transform this late into the pregnancy we don’t know what will happen!’ ‘but my back hurts!’ #fun fact h2o takes place in the same universe as shape of water and this is how the fishman thing was made /j

[finnpeach]

Home - Vash

hm are any of us surprised i churned this out at 1 am because i binged this show and couldn’t sleep? no? me neither

Anyway, *SPOILERS* ahead for Trigun Stampede (I’d say if you’ve seen episode 8 you’re safe), but nothing too crazy. This takes place in one of the random 150 years of Vash’s adventures. Enjoy Vash finding out he’s allergic to lavender and being the best boy ☺️

Also, sorry if some of these characters don’t act very canon. I’ve only seen Trigun Stampede and not the original or the manga and thus am kinda guesstimating how these characters would act in this scenario

Vash hasn’t visited Home in nearly twenty years. Even though time doesn't really have any meaning to him, it does to the people he cares about, so he can’t help but feel a little guilty as he approaches the ship. He knows he should come by more often to visit, and that Brad and Luida and the rest of the Home team would love to see him, but he can’t help but feel like a burden every time he does.

His cybernetic arm is hanging by little more than a thread, torn apart in a recent brawl over yet another plant that he’d only narrowly managed save. He’s exhausted. His arm hangs uselessly at his side, only jolting with the occasional shocking twitch.

To his luck, Brad and Luida are out of cryosleep and both wrap him up in a warm embrace as he walks through the ship’s doors, nearly sweeping him off his feet.

“Vash!” They both cry. Warmth spreads through Vash’s chest as Brad ruffles his hair and Luida buries her face in his shoulder. He remembers the days when he used to look up at them as a child, but now he towers over them.

“How have you been? Are you all right? We were hoping to see you this time when we woke up,” Luida says. She looks older, maybe in her late 40s now, and Brad looks about the same. Their hair is beginning to become streaked with white, and deep wrinkles have already set across their faces. It’s part of the reason he hates coming back here, to see them getting older while he stays eternally young.

“I’m okay, I missed you both. Have you been well?” Even though his arm is killing him, he doesn’t want to bring it up yet. He’s too wrapped up in the feeling of being welcomed home and seeing friendly faces, seeing the pride and affection and love in their eyes. If only he could bottle up this feeling and take it with him.

“Yes, we’ve been— Christ, Vash, what’ve you done to your arm this time?” Brad finally takes notice when a spark of electricity spikes off his arm. He gently picks up the appendage, turning it over in his hands with a practised grace.

“Ah-ha, well, about that…” He grins sheepishly, cheeks burning red as he scratches the back of his head. “I saved the hand this time, though!”

Brad rolls his eyes and starts walking towards his room, waving him along. “C’mon, I’ve got my tools in your room, as usual. Luida, we’ll be done in time for dinner.”

“Don’t take too long! I want to catch up with Vash too!” Luida calls after them. Vash turns to give her a beaming smile and a wave goodbye before following Brad down the hall.

It feels so good to be Home.

A couple of hours later and lots of admonishing from Brad, Vash’s arm is beginning to regain feeling again.

“You should go out into the garden and see the new flora that Luida has been working on,” Brad tells him as he’s bent over his forearm. He’s just putting on the last of the stabilising touches to make it “Vash-proof”, as he calls it.

“There’s this new one called lavender. It’s got a long, thin stem and purple bunches of petals at the top. The humans on Earth used to use it for its calming effects. Smells great too. Go check it out, but make sure you’re back in time for dinner.”

One more flourish with welding tool, and he’s done. Brad pushes himself out of the chair, swiping his palms together. “And take better care of that arm!”

Vash chuckles, flexing his left hand. The joints feel better already. “Thank you, Brad. I’ll go take a look.”

He slides into his coat and follows Brad out of the room before making his own way down to the garden. The path is so familiar to him, he could do it with his eyes closed.

The garden looks gorgeous as it always has. It’s sunset now, creating a golden, rose-tinted shadow across the flora. He walks down the stone path, taking note of the new blue flora popping up, a new tree that's grown, before he finds the lavender that Brad had been speaking about.

Huh, Vash hadn’t expected it to look like that. It looks more like a bush or a tumbleweed than an actual flower. He bends down to get a closer look.

The purple petals are so stunning that he almost doesn’t notice the itch blossoming in his nose. He reaches his hand out to touch the stem, then feels the soft petals with the pad of his finger. Ah, that’s the scent that Brad mentioned. He loves it. It smells light and clean.

He rubs at his nose as he bends closer to the plant. He doesn’t dare break off a stem to get it closer to his face, so instead he crouches into a squat to lean forward and smell it.

It does feel calming. Vash can see why the humans on Earth liked it so much. Craving more, he inhales deeply through his nose just as the itch becomes too much to bear—

“Hih’iTSHhh! Hh.. H’TSCHhh!” The two sneezes catch him by surprise. He has to catch himself on the ground to avoid losing his balance.

Shaking his head, he sniffles and paws at his nose, which is beginning to take on a pink flush. How strange, he thinks. Must be something in the air. Usually only dust and the desert sand makes him sneeze, but there’s none of that in here.

He wants to sniff the lavender again and reaches out to feel the petals, but the itch has buried itself deeper in his nose. His breath catches in his chest, his aquamarine eyes slipping shut as his lips draw back over his teeth—

“H’TSH’itsch! Hh.. hihh— h’ITSCHhh’ue! Hh’eHTSSHhh’iu!” The last sneeze is so forceful that it makes him lose his balance. He falls back on his ass and tumbles flat on his back. His glasses are askew on his pink, irritated nose. Allergic tears fill his eyes as he stares up at the rose sunset sky.

Can he be allergic to flora? Or perhaps it’s this one in particular? He’s never had such a reaction to flora before, even in Rem’s garden.

Vash sniffles and rubs at his nose, which has now started to run. Instead of abating the itch, it only serves to set him off again— “H’ITSHhhiew! Haah.. heh-hh! H’ihdTSShh!”

It must be the lavender that's causing this. He can’t help but feel a bit sad, because he had really liked the scent of the lavender. Maybe Luida will have some medicine to offset the symptoms.

He lays there on the ground for a while, staring up at the sky, feeling a swirl of melancholy and happiness in his chest. Those two emotions seem to be the familiar, funny feeling that he always carries with him, even when he's back on the ship.

He stays there, sneezing occasionally and sniffling, until Luida calls for him for dinner. She chides at him for laying on the ground and says he’ll catch a cold like that, which makes him grin. He lets her shoo him inside and down the corridor towards the dining hall. Vash can’t help but revel in the tenderness he feels at her gentle reprimands, the way she fixes his hair or dusts off his coat or gives him one last hug before they enter the dining hall, because it all feels like Home.

#how many times did you watch the clips of vash sneezing to get inspiration Finn? yes #I hope this is good but if it isn't well. this is all I got #im so tired lmfao but I wanted to do this bc if I do a fic like this when i' #when I'm fresh and not tired then it'll be too Long and we all know how I like to ramble in fics. this is the shortest fic I've ever #written and it feels wrong #anyway #my writing #snzfic #I hope I captured vash's sweetness but also his undeniable sadness bc that's what I fucking feel after finishing the show #can a plant be allergic to a plant? Idk! but he is! #I mean like lavender barely counts and anyway its so specific and fragrant that I figured why not right #I kinda feel like vash would like being allergic tho bc it means like.... idk I have this theory that he wants to be human in some way #or like wants to be more connected to humans #so being allergic to flowers would make him happy bc it means he'd be more alike humans if that makes sense? but idk I don't want to push #a million theories into a snzfic im just here for a good time #if I open this tomorrow morning and reread it and think it sucks im going to die #enjoy the one allergy fic I post a decade guys

[moregraceful]

kasper what’s the best skating skill to work on and what’s the worst one in your estimation

best: one foot c-cuts!!! i’m so bad at them but i love doing them!!! zoom zoom zoom

worst: i would have said bunny hops in the past but we had a substitute teacher two weeks ago who made us do bunny hops and after we did them he said, “you know, for how much you guys complained about doing bunny hops, you’re pretty good?” hell yeah. now my nemesis is one foot glides backwards. my teacher’s like oh you’ll need this for backwards crossovers lady i can’t even do a FORWARD crossover. but i can’t balance for shit backwards on one foot AND i’m like, i can’t see what if i die. so that one is the worst right now

#i will say getting a balance board is helping with the whole keep your fucking knees bent and don’t depressurize problem #and i want to start the dryland work out you sent me bc. i’m dying #and my job has me at a computer 9-5 i feel like if i don’t start working out my body is going to fully atrophy #if i don’t incorporate regular work outs #and HOW will i stunt on the cudas if my body is liquid?? i won’t be able to #i am feeling slightly tragic bc my work schedule doesn’t work out for the class on school figures #but i think my edge control is still too garbage for that lmao #ah well. maybe someday!! #anyway. thank you for asking…i am so bad at ice skating but i have fun and isn’t that what’s important when you’re in your mid-30s lmfao #cage replies #laughingthelaughiest

[moe-broey]

Going to the mall as I am now (kinda punky/extremely autistic) is kinda funny like. That's a nice shirt. However, it's not one of my thousand beloved black graphic t shirts and it is such a texture and kind of a weird shape to it and honestly I don't really wanna buy any sort of fast fashion type shit or brand shit. Don't care. Oh they have patches. Kinda cute but straight up I can just make those. In fact, I would prefer to. Don't care. Also I'm not buying that.

#i've kind of become a very hard person to please but it's deceptive. in both directions #what i really want is materials. and incredibly specific things. #also just. something about the patches that were designs/artwork like. i feel like i'm being sold an aesthetic #when like. yeah. yeah you are quite literally LMFAOOOOOO #i wanna start a for real battle jacket.... a sturdy but lightweight enough vest for daily wear... #i have a vest but it's flimsy as fuck and not the right shape for me. so i think i'll scrap it for patches #i still gotta figure out how to make nice patch designs though. that is something i struggle w for some reason #but like. i'm not buying mall patches LMFAOOO like. idk it almost feels insulting #idk idk maybe i'm taking it too seriously LMFAO but it does feel like brazen commodification #of something that's like. you're supposed to do it yourself. kinda goes against the whole point #ideologically too. but again maybe i'm just too serious about it. #but like above all i don't want Things i want stuff to make things. #OH MY GOD I GOT IT. those fucking patches were the live laugh love of people who want the aesthetic and edge of punk #but none of the roughness. none of the shittiness. and none of the actual philosophy behind it. #gooooddddddddd i probably sound insufferable though LMFAOOO #i also just feel like a poser myself at times like. i could go deeper i think. #anyways. most important thing and whole point of the trip was manga. got some manga 👍🫡

[what-the-fuck-khr]

pain has veeeeeery suspiciously disappeared from the tooth which makes me veeeeeeeery suspicious bc that’s not good lmfao bc if the pain goes without treatment, it means smth in that tooth has fucking died if I can’t feel anything anymore LMAO. okay if I press hard enough it hurts but it’s nowhere near the sharp ass pain it’s been leading up to this point so! I’m gonna go into that appointment expecting dead nerves and an infection or abscess of some kind. I’m also going in expecting the tooth to get ripped out so! what a day that’s gonna be

#:) #like lack of pain means nerves that were on the fritz the entire time #are not responding anymore #I know this from my tooth hurting. it stops. it comes back. it stops. I get a root canal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #mind you the one tooth I did have pulled had a hole so fucking big I’m assuming #it just took the nerves clean out at the start #bc that hole got BIG. BIG. I could put my tongue in that thing I had to clean it out after every meal #and I told the receptionist on the phone yeah there’s a hole and she’s like how can you tell #I CAN PUT MY TONGUE THROUGH HALF THE TOOTH LMFAO #but a different tooth HURT so we fixed that one first dmfnfndj AND GET THIS. ITS THE ONE IM EXPECTING TO BE RIPPED OUT #HAH. A FULL CIRCLE. MAN. THAT WHOLE HUGE FUCK OFF FILLING FOR NOTHING #luckily they cap at a certain amount per financial year so it’s $36 or smth and if I go enough and hit the cap I don’t pay anymore which is #additionally the first pulled tooth was a very back molar also. this one is on the other side and on the lower jaw instead #which Could effect chewing a bit #but like the other one I figure I’ll get used to it. so. it is what it is #I’m willing to just say goodbye I just want a photo of it if possible #bc one root canal was like. a worry. bc of how fucking huge my roots are they worried the filling #would push the tooth in and it’d hit nerves and maybe it would reject. alas that did not happen so! #ooc #can you tell we have good luck with teeth in my family #I’m not the only one with teeth missing and technically with how bad mine are they’re still not even the WORST so! silver linings!

[yellowocaballero]

hi I just read the most recent chapter of no name on the bullet and i can't stop screaming about it, i need everyone i know to read your fic immediately so i can scream at them about how fucking good it is i CAN'T hnnnghghfkskshfhdvdvajak

THANK YOU. It's definitely a #screaming chapter. I know this because I was screaming while writing it. I've said this ten times but it was so hard to write. I had no idea writing a character THAT manipulative was THAT hard.

It was very much intended to be a wham chapter too. The persistent question throughout the story is "so how much does Vash suck anyway" and I think that was the chapter that put the final nail in the coffin of "oh, he's fucking awful." There's still some questions - it was made clear that Vash is also highly highly not in touch with reality at this point, and you have to wonder if he'd make these decisions if he wasn't so out of it - but there's really no excuse for being that cruel to Knives. He's such a Karen. Master of the white woman tears. Victim complex king. He's perfectly aware that Knives' only weak point is his own people, are the people he sees as 'weak' and that he's in charge of protecting - and that so long as Vash is 'weak, dependent, little brother, sick, not in control of himself, victim' then Knives is pretty much incapable of viewing him as malicious or 'against' Knives.

While he's in the room. The minute he leaves the room Knives is capable of remembering the atrocities. The way he thinks when Vash is in the room vs when he's out of the room is night and day, to the point where it's disconcerting. He is SUCH a sucker for Vash's bullshit, and no matter what Knives objectively knows and believes, Vash is really talented at twisting it around and confusing him. Still, he's had some character development, and Knives is emotionally independent enough that he can stick to his guns - that you are NOT fooling him AGAIN with that genocide stuff! Not a second time, Vash!

Super fun. It's not every day you get to write a villain who's a villain because he is just THAT great at the white woman tears. I'm happy that people still recognize him as Vash, since that was very much the goal - and it's a hard fucking goal when he's standing there being cruel to his brother and advocating for genocide.

#my writing #my asks #there's a point where characters 'click' for the writer and they become very easy to write #when you actually nail down their characterization or their frameworks #but that moment never came for Vash. he was a struggle the whole way #my poor friends had to deal with hours of me trying to figure him out #before finally going 'eh fuck it we ball' #and THEN i could do it lmfao #writing advice of the day: dont overthink it. just ball.

[eorzeashan]

Got bored, so I made a Pokemon card for Eight with hypothetical main team from right to left, top to bottom: Absol, Aegislash, Gallade, Banette, Lucario, and admin's favorite fighting birb Staraptor.

Absol resembles an echa'olm and is a bearer of misfortune much like he is, so that's a given. Aegislash represents his sword in-game as does Gallade, though Gallade is more a representation of his gallant side and hidden honor; Banette is a cute and creepy misunderstood ghost companion that only he would find endearing despite being an entity of pure hatred and may or may not be a stand-in for how he views Jadus. Lucario represents his Echani heritage in being a "fighting" type and a canine, and Staraptor is also a fighting type with a proud and intimidating demeanor that parallels how some used to view him.

TLDR; he's mainly a fighting type trainer with ghost/dark influences. This makes him the exact opposite of an ice-type trainer, who Nosta (being a Chiss) would've been.

In this theoretical Pokemon AU, he would've joined one of those criminal organizations (most likely Team Rocket or Team Galactic if we're trying to find an Empire equivalent) and then later reformed as an inside-agent/Pokemon Ranger, since he has a habit of befriending dark entities you're not supposed to be able to befriend while having no desire to control them.

Trainer Card Maker

#swtor #ooc #pokemon au #I would've liked to give him a roserade or frosslass to inherit one of nosta's pokemon but i figured it's better to focus on his personalit #jadus is not actually a banette as cute as that would be LMFAO #i'm pretty sure he'd be fucking. giratina. #also almost gave him a trevenant to represent the dreadmasters but i figured he had too many ghosts #also i havent played pokemon in ages since base sword and shield what the heck is going on in paldea. anyways i only know og gens #idk dont look at me this was kinda fun PFFT. i think i got tagged for a meme of this ages ago and never got around to it

[avrilsboy]

the feeling of complete relief at realizing i can be single for the rest of my life if i want to

#very genuinely i don't think i can handle anyone being that close to me ever again. #maybe one day i'll love romantic love again but thinking about anyone loving me like that makes me want to run into traffic #and this is 1000% a me problem in that i neverrrrr learned how to set boundaries. i just didn't. #and so now i'm totally burnt out of the whole experience lol. #i'm also not sure if i even really feel i NEED a romantic partner. i don't know that i've ever actually felt that way. i always just had #these crazy long-term relationships to fill a void that was insanely painful when i was a teenager and then less painful as i got older. #idk i feel as though my 30s are just going to be spent entirely trying to figure out what my own fucking feelings and values are. lmfao. #🛹

[lynxgirlpaws]

my dumb ass is accidentally gonna become an animator for this stupid fucking youtube channel

#AvieDoodles #I don't know where to put this but #I ACTUALLY ANIMATED WALKING???? WHAT #IT IS. JUST FOUR PNGS. BUT. THAT IS SOMETHING??? #MUCH MORE THAN PREVIOUS OUTROS LMFAO #I can't wait for stupid fucking outro videos to end up making me a genuine animator . like maybe five people are gonna see this at the end #of a vic2 video and go like “huh that's neat” #I can't lie - drawing walking is what had me so pissed that one day. the 'fwomp fwomp fwomp' image #I think I figured it out with the help of mr.google #when sped up #that animation looks fluid as fuck imo #but whateber #enjoy #i am not tagging ths appropriately . it will find it's audience if it deserves it .

[swordmaid]

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.

#like if shri’iia was smarter and wiser it’s really over for you hoes 😔 but she’s not lol #the matriarch also taught her how to deceive so she had good training lool like that’s coming from the master liar herself #and in game Shri’iia’s deception is p high so it tracks 👯‍♀️ #but anyway I finished reading gone girl and shri’iia would’ve turned out like amy in her vengeance ending #I think if her paranoia consumed her and an outside figure validated her way of faking herself #and generally moulded her back to being that overly obsessive paladin who lives to serve - which is what her matriarch made her to be #but obv she can’t be that girl in the surface .. they can’t know abt the Lolth worship! they’ll kill her! so she makes a new one … a #completely different one that’s so detached from her previous self … someone new and charming and fun and harmless and the kind of person #you’ll feel safe around and happy to travel with. she is that girl! and more! and she’s down for anything! and she loves to help! #but she forgets the goddess she worships is fickle and vengeful and proud so her favor drops and suddenly her real self is left #with nothing .. so she doesn’t know what to do anymore … she doesn’t know if she should keep up this fake one I mean what’s the point does #she even have it in her anymore?? how can she go back home when they don’t want you back #like who is SHE without lolth even … bc the girl that she has been playing is nothing but a blank image #and that’s NOT her .. never been her… so shri’iia is left bewildered confused and even more scared #like what do you do if you’ve been left behind in this new world?? and the purpose of your existence doesn’t want you anymore but the #thing is she knows where she went wrong.. but she didn’t have a choice - or did she?? shri’iia doesn’t know .. she’s not a planner #you don’t need to plan when your matriarch does all the thinking for you and you just do what ur told bc there is nothing better than to #serve and fulfill your oath …!!! so she ends up getting wasted in a party with the people she didn’t even care to save lmfao #and then she gets drunk and ends up fucking this one guy just bc she asked and she’s already hit rock bottom #lolth always says fuck elves anyway so she goes off and do just that 🤷‍♀️ #shut up abt bg3.