#good lord i need a drink

[mysterywheeze]

pov: you're an american but also a watcher entertainment fan on june 24 2022

#my fellow americans #watcher #memes #good lord i need a drink

[verfound]

I watched the Miraculous Movie. I don't even know where to start. 😂

For all the times I still wanted to punch Adrien in the face, it's still better than S4/5 at least? 😂

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous movie #adrien salt #just when I thought I couldn't dislike him any more #why change his branding now #good lord I need a drink #or a good fic #playing spot the luka to keep my sanity #those were choices they made #the guardian school dropout stole the show #ml salt #just to be safe #there's no love lost here 😂

[darlingsel]

decided to read Qualia the Purple cause I saw a post about it on my dash and now I don't think I'm ever going to be the same again

#qualia the purple #jesus fucking christ what a ride #i need a drink and like a hug #one of the best yuri ive read in ages #super romantic in this bizarre way i just kept messaging my friend like “hey this is fucking SCARY” #like good lord #the amount of times i had to stop and be like “holy fucking shit WHAT!?” probably hit at least five

[emjiroki]

Ask and you shall receive because I need Eddie too 😭😍

Just think about it....you getting Eddie the new Metallica Cassette -Master of Puppets that he has been dying to get. You get it before he can and you guys go to his place to listen to it after school....one thing leads to another and you end up under him in bed

let your mind wander to do the rest girl 😍😍

I've only gotten through episode 1 of season 4 but I'm already liking him more than I should. He's just got THAT personality that draws me like a moth to a flame. He's the plug that calls you "Sweet cheeks" and gives you deals because you're pretty and you make him laugh. UGH I COULD GO ON WITH THAT TROPE FOREVER! ANYWAY!

18+ under the cut (it isnt much im sorry my brain is mush)

Eddie is still thanking you for the cassette even after listening to three songs and the atmosphere growing hotter by the minute. You had been laying side by side on his bed until he had flipped over and was hovering over you, body pressing just close enough to feel his heat through the Hellfire Club t-shirt.

"Thanks for the most amazing gift ever" He said again, pressing a kiss to the corner of your lips as you giggled, gasping slightly as his hands went just under your shirt to grip your waist with one hand.

"Eddie, it's just a cassette, you don't have to keep thanking me" You said as you cupped his face in your palms and pushed the hair from his eyes.

"It's not just a cassette y/n, its THE cassette," He emphasized, looking directly into your eyes as a slight blush creeping into his cheeks, "Plus I wasn't talking about the cassette this time".

"Didn't peg you for a sappy one Munson" You said playfully, a small sound escaping you as he pressed his lips back against yours, his teeth grazing your bottom lip as he practically steals the breath from you and curls his tongue against yours. It all deep gasping breaths for a moment as you break away, the flush burning your cheeks now as you feel him slightly move his hips against yours.

"But its true, you are the most amazing gift that I've ever been given in this fucked up world" He said through a lust rough tone, his dark eyes watching your face for any signs of wanting this to stop. But you pressed upward against him, dragging a ragged groan from his throat as your core rubbed against his hard cock.

"Sounds like you need to get more gifts Eddie" You said with a smile, gripping your legs around his waist and flipping him onto his back, his surprised stare making you giggle again as you pushed his shirt up just even to his happytrail and run your finger nails against, sending a shiver through his body. You could feel his heart pounding even as he smiled up at you confidently.

"Wanna give me one then sweet cheeks?".

#PLEASE GOOD LORD IM FALLING FOR HIM AT LIGHTSPEED #Id blow him for a bag if he was my plug #Hell Id blow him cause hes cute #Eddie just screams confident virgin and I want to put his as the 6th one under my belt #im energy drink feral at the moment and i need a cold shower #IM ONE EPISODE IN GOOD LORD #everyone please excuse the mess I will be for a bit #eddie munson #eddie stranger things #eddie x reader #mutuals 💕 #em writes ✍

[poppy-ghost]

people who come into my job to have their computers fixed talk such big talk sometimes. everyone thinks they're special and they can skip the line ahead of the 40 other fucking laptops & pcs in the back who have already been in. then this guy last night bitched for an hour talked to 3 managers because he "spoke to someone on the phone who works here" that we could do a data transfer in less than an hour. which is actually impossible and he came in at 6 pm, two hours before we closed anyways. & then talked big about how he would pay extra to cut in front of everyone (which we don't do) and then when we FINALLY checked him in I was telling him the price for all his shit and he was like "UM excuse me." like incredulous. you said you'd pay to cut the line and then when I tell you the actual cost for diagnostics, data transfer, basic setup & software install you act like a little bitch again

#i work for big company not a local place so they dont let us skip but this guy was acting like a little bitch anyways #complained to me when i checked him in that he ''needed a drink'' after all that lile im sorry YOU wasted an hour here. cause we could have #been done 45 mins ago if you didnt throw a bitch fit about literally everything #and then was trying to brag about how good his business was doing and trying to impress me and i ignored him. then said i was gay #not just out of nowhere cause he asked why i moved here and i decided to pull the gay card . wanna be homophobic after all that bitch #like good lord you are SO irritating do a data transfer yourself YOU LITERALLY ALREADY HAVE A FLASHDRIVE abd you dont even know what #a basic setup is its when you SETUP THE COMPUTER YOU KNOW THE LIKE 15 MINS WORTH OF STEPS TO ACTUALLY USE THE COMPUTER !!!!!!! YOURE 30 #YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

[sephtisoda]

got a new kitten and he’s straight up the noisiest baby in the fucking world i love him so much but i got three hours of sleep last night and then accidentally woke him up while trying to get a drink and he has not gone back to sleep since

#i must preface that i did not wake him up by being loud #i woke him up by Not Being There #i need to watch him eat and drink and piss otherwise he chucks a fit and if i leave my room to get food he CRIES NONSTOP #hopefully after i introduce him to the other cats snd they start getting along itll be easier but good lord #soda.txt

[felixschokehold]

The way my mouth waters every time I see him on screen is ridiculous and I should probably seek therapy

#daniel cudmore #good LORD #pls i need my own #my post #own post #NOT my gif #thank you melancholyromance #for such a beautiful gif #i'm gunna go drink bleach until I vomit my intensitnes out goodbye i love him

[rithmeres]

just remembered years ago when i was at a bar with micah and she asked me if my church uses real wine for communion and i said no and she made an L with her fingers and held it out to me like that picture of dr phil. girl you were so real for that

#the church i attend rn is the driest of nondenoms because that's where my family goes #i need to find a church where they use real bread and wine for the sacrament. i was listening to a francis chan sermon on this #he is not full catholic cannibal but he makes a good case for the need to recenter and re-esteem the eucharist in protestant church because #it is beyond symbolic like there is Something there and it needs to be treated with utmost reverence #and this drives me crazy ok. the pastor reads the 1 corinthians 11 communion passage every time we take it #but he ends at 'do this in remembrance of me' and never reads 'for in so doing you proclaim the lord's death until he comes' or #'whoever eats or drinks in an unworthy manner will be guilty of the body and blood of the lord' like THOSE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS

[todayisafridaynight]

When I started Y7 I felt so bad for Masato getting treated so poorly by his gf because I would've eaten him out without hesitation

god you and me both brother

#snap chats #eating a salad when i should be eating out a depressed emo boy i KNOW his pussy crazy 😭😭 #cant say bad things happen to good people but. bad things happen to Seemingly Normal people ig idfk #like she valid for being freaked out by him love bombing her but we're just built different #OK BUT ON THE REAL IT'S SO FUNNY HOW EVEN THE OTHER HOSTESSES WERE ON HIM #LIKE HIS EMO BOY SWAGGER WAS SO POTENT DUDE THE GOTH RIZZ WAS REAL #it got me UNWISE... got me wanting MEN carnally... #see thats why they had to make the cabaret scene as cringe as possible cause if not there woulda been too much potential to show him off #NO AND WHEN HE SMIRKING ON THE GROUND IN THE ALLEYWAY none of these thoughts are in the bible #and when he starts crying <3 bro i am fervently eating through this salad hold on LMAOOOOO I NEED TO STOP #I NEED TO RELAX ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS #i have an econ exam in like two hours ok...... going out to drink later let me be a lil insane #lord above forgive me this emo boy makes me ill

[malkaviian]

due to. reasons. i am thinking about the logistics behind a vampire drinking a demon's or angel's blood

#the pleasure of the kiss is quite powerful. for many humans it can be the biggest pleasure they will ever feel in their entire lives #now does that applies to demons and angels? ghosts not included bc. how do you drink from someone without a tangible body #i would say it does. they both feel a lot of pleasure. for angels is a really stressful experience though; because they feel so good #it feels almost as if they were sinning. so you will have them feeling like crap and begging for forgiveness later lmao #meanwhile for a vampire drinking an angel's blood is also very pleasurable for them. it is quite the delicacy 👌 #however when it comes to a demon's blood depends on a lot of factors. if you grab an unwilling demon that is also a stranger #it will feel like shit for the both of them. the blood tastes like crap for the vampire and the demon will actually feel pain instead #they're way stronger in that sense because their lord actually cares about them. so a lot of vampire tricks don't work on them #so it depends on how close the demon and vampire in question are and whether or not the demon is willing to give their blood #which--- good for the vampires; most of them are willing to. like they get it; they need to survive. they do what they gotta do. #and it makes it a little bit better for all parties involved. the closeness is another factor #the closest they are the more it feels good for them because they are more prone to falling to the pleasurable illusion vampires create #also the inherent intimacy of the kiss. it makes it better. specially if they go straight to the neck 👌 #it can be a very pleasurable experience for them too depending on the factors at play #so anyway that's it #oc talk

[benevolentcannibal]

PUDDING TOO????!?!

m mad as hell

#i need a drink #can sanji get a single break good lord #cannibal speaks

[kakashihasibs]

My husband and I dont raise our voices in anger like ever. And bc of this Leia has no idea what to do when someone does. She just acts like nothings happening. She'll even walk up to the person who is yelling and angry x_x which I'm happy she doesn't have the experience of needed to protect herself but also like girl please you are making my job harder 😭

#not to expose the trauma I'm at my parents #and my dad is throwing a tantrum #bc of a misunderstanding over fucking taco seasoning #and the difference in reaction from Leia and my parent's dogs is alarming #i know the dogs are being hit or anything like that #but the tantrums are still stressful for them #like do you really need to throw your drink into the garbage 🙄 #good fucking lord #ARE NOT**** #being hit #they are not being hit x_x

[mayoiayasep]

the people in this house are so fucking loud goddamn

#i would say i’m not drunk enough to deal with this shit but god i can’t even drink. good lord #nyx yells #two years in a row of loud ass house parties i need everyone to leave rn

[himemeika]

Whenever I nap without properly hydrating I wake up feeling like that one scene of that spongebob movie where him and patrick shrivel up under the lamp

#I really need to drink more water good lord #.txt #Nick.txt #Vamppostz

[like-wuatafauq]

What do you want???? What do you want me to do?? Just tell me what to do so that i can do it...Hello??? Can I take your order???

#personal #txt #jfc #good lord #great heavens #and shes funny???? #and shes amazing?? #do you want the stars??? the moon??? what can i get you??? #holy shit she looks like a real life princess #can i get you anything? any drinks to go? a dessert?? #do you need me to leave you alone??like back off a little bit ??? like what is it i will take no offense to that if thats part of the list #matter of fact nows a perfect time to mention i actually enjoy doing laundry

[princesshalfdemon]

god i hate red bull so much i wish monster sold 8 0z cans you could easily find in gas stations

#i only drink red bulls wheni need a boost but don't wanna drink 12 oz or fucking 16 oz bc it's like #fucking impossible to find 12 oz monsters outside of supermarkets #but good lord i fucking hate the taste of red bull