trying to get back into the shining force series and im slowly crumbling to dust over how insanely hard it is to keep track of vs the draken/nier series like with drakengard its like 1, 2, then you pretend nothing else happened ever again after that BUT you have a couple artbooks and novels on the side but shining force is like
shining in the darkness, shining force (okay!), shining force gaiden, shining force gaiden 2, shining force final conflict (related to gaiden but ALSO the og shining force, moreso than the other sfg games) and then
SHINING FORCE 2???????
but shining force gaiden was also a shining force 2, this is just THE shining force 2.... ANYWAYS you'd think "okay, sf3 is after this, right???"
SHINING WISDOM, SHINING THE HOLY ARK, THEN SHINING FORCE 3.......... (split into THREE scenarios, which weestern audiences only got one of i believe?)
and on top of that you have the 2004 gba remaster of the ORIGINAL shining force which fixes some of the localisation issues with the ORIGINAL genesis release from 1992, and i don't know if there are any artbooks which go further into these games on top of that??? i'll have to check...
then after that is the modern shining force games
will be honest first person jrpgs are NOT my cup of tea so i dunno how deep i'll get into shining in the darkness/shining wisdom but BOY.... where to even start with this series
like, release order obviously, but you know???
Billy x thief reader ๐ she tries to pick pocket billy without knowing his reputation which only leads to a flirty confrontation. Love your writing smm ๐
Takes two to tango || Billy the Kid x reader
A/n: i love this request, keep them coming!!!!! and thank you anon <333
Warnings: none?
Wc: 673
Billy the Kid masterlist
Divider by @pommecita
Santa Fe's sun dipped low on the horizon, casting golden hues over the terra cote streets. You, adorned in a vibrant red dress that swayed with each sway of your hip, glided through the lively crowd. Your h/c hair framed an innocent smile that could charm even the sternest of faces, a charming and strikingly beautiful young woman whose smile hid secrets, a faรงade concealing the nimble fingers of a pickpocket.
The people of Santa Fe were oblivious to the danger that walked among them. No one suspected a pretty lady like yourself with a twinkle in your eyes, adorned in jewelry, to be a master of the unsavory art, pickpocketing.
Your charm, your grace that rivaled even the most high status ladies in society was your greatest weapon. Your targets were carefully chosen, and you would distract them with a captivating smile, witty banter, flirtatious charm, and the subtle dance of your nimble fingers.
One fateful day, the town buzzed, a cloud of dust announced the arrival of a lone cowboy. He had an air of mystery about him that drew your attention, a charm that rivaled your own. His rugged features were hidden beneath the brim of his worn hat, his piercing blue eyes surveyed the vibrant scene, taking in the sights and sounds of Santa Fe with a cool confidence.
Unable to resist the lure of a new challenge, you sauntered over to him with a coy smile, your hips swaying subtly with each step. "Well, hello there, stranger. Santa Fe welcomes you," you greeted him, your voice as sweet as honey.
Billy, drawn in by your beauty and charisma, reciprocated with a smile that revealed his dimples, tipping his hat. "Thank you, ma'am. Quite a lively place you got 'ere," his gaze locks on you. "Santa Fe is quite something, I agree." You softly chuckle, your eyes scanning him.
"What brings you here," You tilt your head, letting charm take center change. One corner of his lip tips up, his eyes drifting to the side for a fleeting moment as you inch closer to him.
You engage in conversation as Billy responds with equal enthusiasm. As you spoke, your fingers moved with practiced precision, exploring the edges of his pockets. The marketplace provided the perfect cover, its chaotic ambiance camouflaging your subtle movements.
You reveled in the thrill of the heist, confident that your charm would keep him blissfully unaware. Billy, though new to Santa Fe, was no stranger to the art of survival. His instincts kicked in as he felt the subtle graze of your fingers, and with a swift motion, grabbed your delicate wrist with a slight smirk.
Surprise flashed across your features, but you quickly composed yourself, turning the encounter into a playful interaction. "Well now, what do we have 'ere?" Billy's voice was low and velvety as he spoke. "A charming lady with a mischievous side."
You chuckled, feigning innocence. "Oh, you caught me. I must admit, you're quite perceptive, cowboy. Maybe I just couldn't resist the allure of a handsome cowboy like yourself," Billy's gaze lingered on you, a spark of amusement in his eyes.
Billy chuckled, releasing your wrist. "Well, darlin' you've got nerve I'll give you that, most folks 'round here just tip their hats and move on," You tilt your head coyly to the side at his words.
"I'm not like most folks, and you're not like most cowboys," you arch and eyebrow at him. "Tell me, darlin', what would drive a lady like you to such daring efforts?"
With a mischievous glint in your eyes, you responded, "Survival, perhaps," You shrug, Billy's laugh resonated through the air, a deep and hearty sound.
"Well, you've certainly made my day more interesting, ma'am. But I reckon you should find a more honest way to make a living," A challenge flickered between you and the handsome outlaw, an unspoken understanding that there was more to both of you than met the eye.
"They say there are two paths that a women can take; marry, or whore yourself," You began, looking around before you fold your arms. "Tried whoring," Billy's lips part, "but that only made me realise my self-worth more," Your eyes fall down onto the grown at your feet where you kick a rock.
"Oh I know you're worth more than that, sweetheart." Billy steps closer to you, taking your chin in between his fingers which catches you off guard. The air crackled with a tension that transcended mere flirtation. The dance between pickpocket and cowboy had just begun.
"Seems you've got a talent for lightening a man's pockets," Billy remarked, a sly grin tugging at the corners of his mouth as you mirror him. You raised an eyebrow, "it's just a little something I picked up along the way. Keeps life interesting, wouldn't you say?"
Billy leaned against a wooden post, his gaze never leaving yours. "Interesting is one way to put it," he swallows, his eyes watching a family walk past, "most folks call it risky business, though," you lock eyes with him once again.
"Oh, but where's the fun without a bit of risk?" you replied, a playful glint in your eyes. "Besides, I've got a knack for it." Billy chuckled, shaking his head, "Well, ma'am, you've certainly added a twist to my day. Never thought I'd meet a pickpocket so......" he trails off, his eyes swept over you, a heat evident in the way his eyes drank your details, from head to toe before wetting his lips, "charming."
You stepped closer, the little space between you filled with an electric energy. "And I never though I'd such a handsome cowboy with keen instincts. Caught me fair and square." Billy's gaze softened, a hint of curiosity in his eyes.
"So, what's a charming lady like you doing in a place like this? There's gotta be more to the story." You sighed, as if revealing a secret. "Life's not always as pretty as it seems. Sometimes, a girl's gotta do what she can to get by."
His expression grew more serious, a subtle understanding passing between you. "We've all go out ways of surviving in this world." He sharply inhales, his hands resting on his hips. "Would you like somethin' to drink, ma'am?" He questions you with a subtle smirk on his lips as you bite your lip lightly, "Though you'd never ask," Billy cracks a smile.
Disclaimer: These are my PERSONAL THOUGHTS on an asteroid we know very little about, i am researching it and trying to understand it to the best of my abilities. Take what resonates
Disclaimer 2: This post is for entertainment purposes mostly, don't use these methods at home kids ๐
The "How to make them fail their plan" paragraphs were formed using the theory "opposites attracts".
I tried to decipher every Sirene in the houses's possible behaviour and how to strike back using the unknown (to them) force of the energy from the opposite house.
Remember, this is MY THEORY and this post is meant to entertain and add some useful infos, like the Celebs examples for each house...yep, curious of knowing who they are? ๐
โ 1ST HOUSE : Masters at knowing how to use their body. Naturally mesmerizing, they'll use their mannerism, their seductive and entrancing aura and expressions to get you do what they want. Usually these natives don't even need to speak a word to capture you, their confidence and self-assurance makes them appear as the ultimate trophy everyone wants. This placement can trigger other people's deepest insecurities... "do i have what it takes to win them?". Needless to say, Sirene in 1H individuals have seen it all, all the clownery and the ludicrous attempts from others to get them, while they stand in their confidence, looking at them making them think they catched their attention. But these natives, they're not as impossible to break as them make it seems... (they have been over-sexualised and judged on their appeareance for a long time, and want someone that goes beyond their looks, a partner in crime, someone that is serious in their approach and know how to share, instead of keeping everything for themselves)
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them you notice them (i mean, it's impossible not to) but you consider them as normal people like everyone else in the room. They'll wonder why you don't get showy and greedy over them, and you'll spark their curiosity, they'll feel a sense of tranquility in looking at you being social with others and treat people with good manners. Because they've seen extremes, your balanced persona will make them feel it safe to approach you.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 1H: Eva Green, Debra Paget, Bella Hadid, Angelina Jolie, Grace Kelly, Selena Gomez, Anne Hathaway, Zoe Kravitz, Grace Jones, Elvis Presley, Jennifer Lawrence
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โ 2ND HOUSE: Expensive lovers of sensations. They will attract them using bad or good ways, and because they know these sensations way too well, they also will set a trap for others making those people fall for them with their sensational methods. They will seduce you with their looks, touch, smell, voice and the taste of their kiss (or well, they could prepare you a sensational meal too hehhe). As soon as your 5 senses are triggered you'll only want more. These people use the human's carnal sin as their bait, they know perfectly how much to give to receive 10x more from their prey. They could even seduce you by showing how much money they have or their expensive possessions. Or could seduce to gain those material needs. (can have self-worth insecurities, so they'll persuade people sometimes only to get validation from them and to feel a sense of victory from winning their prey, so they can feel better about themselves)
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them control of yourself, especially control of your vulnerable side. They will not know how to get you if you show no problem in resisting their seductive attempts, they will instead be confused by you and take them back to avoid looking stupid (again, they can suffer from self-worth image so they'll feel riddiculous and they'll go find another prey to fill their self-esteem with), but if you want to reverse the situation, open up to them and make them feel like they're the only one worthy of knowing your vulnerable side, they'll love it and they'll fall for it.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 2H: Beyonce, Lily Rose Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Naomi Campbell, Princess Diana
โ 3RD HOUSE: "Welcome tributes to the 29372992 edition of Mind Games" ,and may the odds be in your favour because 3H Sirene natives have always won it. Sneaky, Clever, smart asses, these natives knows how to get to It quickly: a little smirk, the right word, a playful touch, and they've already hijacked your brain circuit. They love to confuse you with their double face game, looking at your pathetic and obvious reactions. You're going to feel like you're their partner in crime, their special someone, but all their pretty words, their quotes from your favourite poetry book, they ain't for nothing...their eyes are stuck on that prize, and you're just in their way. These natives love cars and driving. Could seduce you to buy them a car, give them a ride, or ride them on it ๐. They could manipulate your siblings to get to you (and even get them both sistah and brothah). Spread rumors like it's nothing and be so good at hiding their face behind an innocent persona.They're quick and witty, it's extremely difficult to caught them slip unless...
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: ...you observe their game from a higher perspective. They're very detailed individuals, so their weak point lays in the bigger picture. They can't be everywhere at the same time, if you show them you got the higher ground they can't reach you with simple words. Show them you are worthy of completing their game, show them your spiritual side, your deeper knowledge, words they've never heard about, they're extremely curious beings , and if they consider you interesting enough, they'll respect you and listen to what you can bring to their table of knowledge, if you pass their test, soon you'll hear the engine of their car and them approaching you saying "get it loser, we're going to play with people's minds"
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 3H: Elizabeth Taylor, Emma Watson, Halle Berry, Honor Blackman, Johnny Depp
โ 4TH HOUSE: Cuddles that cage you. Such a sweet cutie pie right? Well, check your cholesterol levels because a too darn nice gesture from these natives can reveal itself as a fatal dose. They know the strings to pull to get your heart, and believe me my friends, if they get you to feel a nice comfy cozy presence that makes you feel at home, don't get too comfortable because they're about to cut that heart of yours in slices of cake to satisfy their bitter palate. Masters at emotional manipulation, they get your heart, they get your favours. And you'll feel so good about it won't you? They're giving all those nice smiles, warm hugs, puppy eyes, how could such a lovely little thing has shady thoughts right? Oh dear, you already fell into that trap didn't you...ohhh they're sobbing... nono, listen to me, don't rush to them, there's something more you need to know...(these natives actually never felt a sense of belonging, they didn't receive affection from their family, they don't really know what it truly means to have a home to return to)
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them you're a mature person, and that you won't play with childish people. Show them you get the job done, and you have earned and built a place with seriousness and competence, you serve people you are loyal to, and their loyalty awaits for you every single time you get to them, back to the place you call home. They will fall for your confidence and devotion, they'll want to become one of those loyal people you care for so much, they'll want to experience your genuine feelings and learn how it must be to feel them personally too.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 4H: Marilyn Monroe, Rihanna, Jane Russel, Barbara Bach
โ 5TH HOUSE: "I'll paint you like one of my french girls". Artistic, creative and smokey hot individuals. Their acting is flawlessly on point, they will dramatically impersonate the character you have a crush on. They'll show you their beautiful sketches and suddenly you're wearing the Heart of the Ocean, laying ๐au naturel๐ on an expensive sofa. Charming like the sun, they're the reincarnation of Apollo, they give you attention and seduce you by playing a hot chase. Beware of your position, the push and pull is not so cool if you're on the top of the Titanic with your arms wide open: one push, no pull and you're gone. But if you wanna catch their heart and not be catched by the ocean you'll need to resist their bright blind sunny aura by putting on sunglasses ,we're about gettingโจ extraโจ too ๐ถ (and don't forget the sunscreen!)
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them your rebellious side. Break their mirror into pieces, and the Gaston in them will go crazy. While they play with their ego to get attention, you play with your individuality and eccentricity not to get it. They'd wonder how such an introverted individual can arouse so many eyes without even trying! They'd get so jealous of you being unbothered of it, until you make them realize they're not embracing their true self, and you'll make them wonder how it should feel like to break free without caring about all those mirror scars...
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 5H: Margot Robbie, Diana Rigg
โ 6TH HOUSE: The sexy competent librarians ๐. Details makes the difference, and these natives know it way too well. "Ohhh that book fell on the ground could you please hand it to me?" *proceed to put a little note in your hand* "ohh thank you, i guess this must be a book i'll have to read, the universe has spoken ๐". Skilled individuals and humble about it. They work hard behind the scenes to create a perfect plan to seduce you, it even shows on their face, like did you sleep? But well, those dark circles look so hot on them it's crazy, you can't resist their appeal. Naturally good at picking up what people needs. They make even the everyday tasks so worth it when it comes to spend time with them. They could seduce you by giving you a pet as a meaningful gift. You'll feel special because they started playing their plan by showing you they have high standards. And who wouldn't want to be picked by someone picky?
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them it's ok to be imperfect. Show them that their plan don't need to be so detailed, they already got you by showing their efforts. They attach their worth to how capable they are, and refuse to believe they're worthy as only human being. If you let them know with empathy that value is only a matter of perspectives and that in your perspective they're already genuinely perfect in all their imperfections they'll feel so appreciated that the detailed plan they built can only unfold further without it making them even feel like they're putting efforts.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 6H: Lana Del Rey, Timothee Chalamet, Michael Jackson, Natalia Dyer, Chelo Alonso, Claudia Cardinale
โ 7TH HOUSE: *sweet wedding music playing*... oh shoot, why are you wearing that suit/wedding dress?... ohh right, they seduced you to get married to them right away to steal your fourtune ๐. No but really, these natives makes people want to put a ring on their finger just after a singe conversation. The favourite of the masses. They're liked by everyone, because they are impeccable at the art of changing masks during conversations. Could even easily grasp the heart of their enemies. Their poise, their composure and their balance in themselves makes people think they're the perfect wife/husband material. Flawless fashion and perfect taste in clothing added to a, now rare, common sense inspire a sense of lost glamour that invade other people's minds and fantasies. Their gentle movements and nice actions strike to win other people's daydreams to be able to win their own dream life.
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them you catch the real them in between changing masks. They'd vacillate and lose that control a bit, if you show that you also are confident in your skin and you aren't afraid to show your authentic self in public,even if this means having haters, you'd make them want to lose their kept and to just break themselves free from any expectations to live life discovering who they truly are inside and not who they should be to respect society's standards.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 7H: Audrey Hepburn, Greta Garbo, Zendaya, Demi Moore, Kristen Stewart
โ 8TH HOUSE: Intoxicating nymphs with a soft spot for inheritance. They're black widows standing at the funeral of their poor husband number "i lost the count" (well, they could easily marry a Count and "lose" him from death to "natural causes" ๐ฅบ). These natives will seduce you privately, they'll wrap you up in their fog and you won't be able to see anything else but them with no way to escape their bubble. They'll get you obsessed and addicted, poisoning you with their charisma and their deep meaningful words, making you feel special. They know how to use human psychology to their advantage, some of them might even seduce you with sex, or might seduce you to get sex with them.(These people feel extremely lonely even if they hide it under a mask of perfect self control , they crave that intimate deep connection that they never or rarely experience where they can show their vulnerabilities without getting judged.)
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them stability in yourself and your element to create a space that will make them feel safe to open up. Let them feel all the sensations they closed themselves up to, and once you see them getting comfortable,make them feel themselves in all their power by triggering their senses. Make them feel heard by sharing your insecurities and listen to theirs with compassion and genuine understanding. They'll be yours forever.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 8H: Shakira, Uma Thurman, Ursula Andress, Priyanka Chopra, Billie Eilish, Cate Blanchett
โ 9TH HOUSE: Exotic and ethereal beings that will seduce you with their spirituality and higher knowledge. They like to present themselves as gods/goddesses (put on that white shapeless drape and make it looks expensive and like they've been living in it for ages *sexy wise*๐ฎ). They'll make you fall for their trap by triggering your mind and sense of self, trip you by making you believe there's something greater than you, let you believe they are IT. They'll use their personal philosophies to brainwash you. Could seduce you by challenging/changing your faith/religion. Their foreign appeal attracts people in, and with that contagious laugh...you won't feel any symptoms, instead it'll feel like you're being transported to the Temple of the Gods, enjoying your wine, letting yourself be cradled in the arms of Bacchus. Enjoy the voyage of the mind, but not by too much or you'll never find your way back home...
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them you can't see what they want you to see. Make them doubt their blind faith by picking up details they've forgot about, important details that would break the higher purpose and sense of their plan. If you give them even a little existential crisis, they'll feel lost and will follow you to have a little bit of certainty to bear the huge uncertainty.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene in 9H: Sharon Stone, Elle Fanning, Gina Lollobrigida
โ 10TH HOUSE: Bosses of sensuality. Their intensely demanding and confident aura traps everyone in making them wanting to crawl at these natives feet to receive just a pinch of their attention. They take responsibility, they inspire everyone around them with their work ethic and their serious approach. No mistakes allowed, they're the epitome of a perfectly stable and successful individual. Bearer of way too much attention, they try to focus on their path, and this only drives people crazier. They're not particularly flirty natives, but their availability to others makes them irresistible beings people feel entitled to project their insecurities onto. In case of highly sexual beings, people with this placement could seduce you at work, or by showing their work and how good they are at it.
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them how to embrace their emotional side. They only open the doors to hear other's problems, forgetting they have emotions that scream the needs to be expressed too . They're always cold and composed to mantain their public persona, feeding the weight of that outer burden with mature temper, forgetting their inner joyful child.
โ 11TH HOUSE: Driiiiing!...Hello?... *speaks in native alien language*...yeah, i didn't understand either. What's on these natives minds? Their unpredictable actions catch everyone off guard. But then they get on your mind and you wonder why. I told you, they called it. They have so many connections they'd get to you in 0.0001 seconds, yeah, 3H natives are fast, but these natives's brain technology is faster. They strike alone, anonimously, and ironically they take the hard and impossible route even when they could easily use their crowd of submissive sheeps. But they're the black sheep, like Batman, they don't fit in, Bruce Wayne is just another insignificant rock in the pile of the universe. But Batman, he can make a difference, he's dark, he's hot and he won't listen to your boss. Their rebellious aura is irresistible. But i know more, so take my call: ๐ต <Hello from the other siiiiiiide... โฌ
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: ... at least i can say that i've trieeed>๐ต . No but seriously, these natives aren't so easy to get. They don't care about the fact they're seducing people most of the times, they let them be and focus on the bigger reason on why they're doing the stuff they do. You'll have to remind them they're a special person in their normal boring everyday clothes too. Bruce Wayne isn't just a simple sheep in the crowd, he is a phenomenal individual that can have as much power as Batman. Tell them they need to live for themselves, not for others.
โ 12TH HOUSE: If dreams could kill, then you'd meet a Sirene in 12H. They're the enigma, the fantasy everyone want to get lost into. They understand life can be boring and monotonous, and people are so stressed out by It that they seduce their prey offering them a ticket to the Land of wonders. But their prey doesn't know that this ticket has a hidden price, much like in Squid Game, the premise of the game is too good to be true. Lies, unknown truths, a harsher reality these people will soon face if they ever wake up after falling in their trap. Sirene in 12H natives could play with their prey abusing substances on them, making them drinking way too much to the point of not realizing who they are anymore. They make you wander in your confusion. Most of their preys will come back or even never leave that deadly sweet arena because the thrill feels heavenly and once you see you can't forget.
โ ๐ฅ HOW TO MAKE THEM FAIL THEIR PLAN: Show them reality is not that bad. Beauty is found in the mundane, because life is meaningful but only if you make it so. Choices are important and can forge one's path, and by not making choices you inevitably set youself up for failure and delusions. Dreams don't last forever and are not sustainable to have in the long run, besides, the most vivid dreams you remember are often your worst nightmares.
โ Celebrities examples of Sirene 12H: Aishwarya Rai, Megan Fox, Ingrid Bergman, Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Kate Winslet
Scenario: John Price, Kyle โGazโ Garrick, John โsoapโ Mactavish and Simon โghostโ Riley
This is part one to three parts. All of these include the, โyou cameโฆyou called.โ As different scenarios I saw them being used in for these characters.
Honestly I can do a part two to this or even do an individual one-shot for a specific character. So if either of those sound interesting please please request it.
All of these were written in mind of different tropes but pretty much boil down to you both love each other. (Sorry if some of these are ooc I did my best๐ญ)
Part Two Part Three
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Captain John Price
Warning: blood, pretty open ended ๐
โDoes anyone have eyes on Y/n?โ Price asked after several minutes of silence from you. He had been trying for what felt like hours to get in contact but you either couldnโt hear him or you were in a place you couldnโt respond.
There was a third option but he didnโt even want to think about it being a possibility.
โThe house straight ahead of you,โ ghost gruff voice cut through the silence. โLooks like backup was called over there.โ
Price took a deep breathe, his eyes zoned in straight ahead. You had to be there.
As he opened his mouth to start giving off orders the sound of a soft whisper came through. So soft none of them caught it the first time.
Then it came again, โcaptain..โ it was your voice. You were whispering like you were scared of getting caught by someone.
He felt his entire body tense at the way your strained voice finally clicked in his head. โIโm going to get her.โ
Before his men could even argue price was running toward the house. He could hear a small curse and more footsteps joining not to far behind and he knew his men were running to join him.
โPrice. I donโt know if I can get out of this one alive.โ You words had him speeding up and with the help of the rest they cleared the house in no time.
Price found you not even a second later, you were trying to put pressure on a wound and he could tell you lost a lot of blood from the way you couldnโt focus your eyes on him.
You went completely limp the moment he picked you up in his arms like you knew you were finally safe.
Itโs all he could think about while he stood outside the medic bay. He carried you inside and handed you off to let them take care of you so all he was left to do was wait.
But only a few minutes later your voice came back to him louder as you screamed his name from inside. He could hear the nurses trying to calm you down but you kept screaming for him.
He rushed in and as soon as your eyes connected with his you immediately stopped struggling. Your body slumping into the mattress as you looked at him.
โPrice.โ You sighed out smiling weakly. โYou came.โ
He knew you werenโt just talking about right now but about him coming after you even if he wasnโt sure you were going to make it out alive.
He was at your side in a second his hand grasping yours softly. It felt colder. โYou called.โ
You didnโt respond but he could see the way your eyes started fogging over. โYou need to let the nurses fix you up yeah?โ He asked gently, squeezing your hand as your soft gaze continued to stare up at him like you were committing it to memory.
โI just needed to see you.โ Was the last thing you muttered before he was ushered out.
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Kyle โGazโ Garrick
Warning: injury, your hinted at being a nurse here. Friends toโฆ
It was late when Price and Soap all but dragged Gaz into the medic bay. Heaving him carefully onto a bed which squeaked slightly from the sudden pressure.
He watched his captain tell the nurses what happened but none of them were who he wanted. โSoap.โ He groaned out turning to his friend who was at his side. โGive me your phone.โ
Soap did so without question and sat in silence while Gaz called you, unaware of the time. โHello?โ Your voice came through a few rings later. Slightly groggy but still twinged with worry. โSoap?โ
โY/n.โ Kyle breathed relieved to just hear your voice. โNice to hear your voice.โ
โKyle?! When did you get back? Why do you sound like that? Are you hurt?!โ He could hear shuffling on your end like you were running around. โDamn it Gaz the one time I donโt take a night shift.โ
That caused him to pause. He pulled the phone from his face to look at the time and winced when he saw the small 4am in the corner. He felt worse knowing you didnโt sleep very well and he probably woke you up.
โIโm okay, just needed to hear your voice go back to sleep.โ He hung up before you could respond. His hand suddenly feeling too heavy to hold the phone to his ear.
โStay with him.โ Price pointed to soap as he marched out, most likely to finish reports before he came back.
Nurses were bombarding him with medical talk and sticking him in every which way. It was more annoying than anything.
Only a few moments later the doors slammed open and there you stood, chest heaving as you scanned the room almost instantly finding him.
โY/n.โ He smiled weakly, the blood loss mixed with the hit to the head making him woozy. โYou came.โ
You looked at him like he was an absolute psychopath to even assume you wouldnโt after the call you just had. โYou called!โ You exclaimed marching towards him. โDid you fall out of another damn helicopter?โ
โDefinitely not-โ
You looked to Soap pointedly who nodded his head solemnly. โItโs part of my charm I feel.โ Gaz muttered, sighing in relief when your hands took over the work of the other nurses who left as soon as you came in, knowing you could handle the rest on your own.
โYouโre gonna kill me one day Kyle. I swear to god.โ You whispered as you dressed his wounds, freezing when you felt his hand graze your cheek.
โDonโt say that.โ He frowned. โI never want to be the reason of your pain. Let alone death.โ
You almost told him you were joking but in the next second his eyes closed and his hand fell to his side.
You almost panicked till you saw his chest rise and fall in soft breathes. The injury taking all the energy he had left.
โDamn it Kyle.โ
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John โSoapโ Mactavish
Warning: toxic ex, abuse, protective Johnny, best friends toโฆ
Your phone was on two percent when you called Johnny in the middle of the night. You swore you almost started crying when his voice broke through the storm in your head. โLass?โ
โJohnny.โ You sobbed into the phone before the call cut short. You pulled the phone from your ear only to see it shutting off and you felt all resolve start to crumble.
After the fight you and your now ex boyfriend just had you needed him.
You needed his help. You needed him.
In all the years youโve known Johnny you can almost count on one hand the amount of times youโve seen him angry.
Youโre sure it happened often given his occupation but never in front of you. He hated you seeing him like that.
Which is why youโre almost surprised when you open the door only ten minutes later to see Johnny standing there, a frown adorning his usually smiling face.
โYou came.โ You all but sobbed in relief.
โYou called.โ He said as he let himself inside. He closed the door behind him and grabbed you into a warm embrace. โWhatโs goin on-?โ
His confused gaze immediately hardened further when he pulled back just enough to see the red mark on your cheek. Delicately he traced his thumb over it, examining it. โHe do this?โ He seethed and you could only nod.
โWhere the fuck โs he?โ He demanded but you just shook your head and stepped away from his grasp.
โI donโt know he left after the fight but heโll be back he has nowhere else to go.โ You spoke as you led him further into your apartment. โI need help getting some stuff and leaving before he does. Can you help me?โ
โCourse I can Bonnie.โ You didnโt even need to ask him, he would walk through fire if you needed him to. โTell me what needs ta come.โ
You led him to the bedroom and pointed things out to him and within ten minutes he was finishing packing all the essential things you needed.
You were in the living room grabbing anything sentimental when the front door slammed shut. Instantly Johnny was marching his way to where you. Where he saw you were being crowded into a corner of the wall as your ex got in your face.
Johnny saw red the moment he saw your body trembling beneath him. In a second he was in front of you, shoving your ex back who looked shocked for only a moment before he scoffed.
โYouโve a lotta nerve cominโ back โere.โ He ground out, jaw clenching when he felt you clutch onto his arm.
โOf fucking course itโs you.โ You ex seethed taking a step closer. โYouโre the one she cheated on me with arenโt you? I fucking knew it. I always knew there was more between you. The fucking way you look at her like a lost puppy gives everything away.โ
He took a step toward you both again and Johnnys arm moved to shield you further behind him. He had no idea what was going on but he knew you would never do something like the man is accusing. You loved him with every fiber of your being and itโs something that killed Johnny everyday.
โYouโd be wise to take several steps back.โ
โOr what?โ
โOr Iโll fuckinโ kill you. Youโre lucky I donโt kill you now for what you did.โ Your ex seemed to finally understand the glint in Johnnys eyes and instead of saying anything more, just shook his head and walked back out the front doorโpictures rattling from the slam. โLetโs get the hell out of here.โ
โI didnโt-โ he paused when he heard you try to speak. โI didnโt cheat on him. I never wouldโve-โ
Johnny hushed you as he pulled you into another hug. โI know Bonnie I know. Even if you did he had no right putting his hands on you.โ He pulled away only to grab your things and lead you out the door. โYouโre gonna stay with me fer awhile aye?โ
You could only nod.
(Soap part two- 6 Months)
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Simon โGhostโ Riley
Warning: none really. Pretty tame for my boy. Exes toโฆ
You called him in the middle of the night on a random day of the week, whispering a soft โSimon?โ Into the receiver that went unanswered.
You waited for a moment longer wondering if he would say anything but when he didnโt you just sighed and continued to speak. โI know Iโm probably the last person you want to hear from right now but I-โ you paused to take in a deep breathe. โI canโt sleep without you.โ
It felt like a heavy confession and it made you feel weak to even speak it out loud but it was true. You couldnโt sleep, not since he broke it off only a month ago. And in the time you couldnโt even get an ounce of sleep without him next to you.
Silence continued to fill the amtosphere and you almost wondered if you even pressed call. But with one quick glance you knew you did and he in fact did answer, just refused to speak.
โSorry.โ You sighed, resigning to the fact that you just may never sleep again. Being in the military it was hard to find something that made you feel safe enough to sleep but you did and it was Simon. He broke whatever was going on off. To scared that one day you would wake up and realize he isnโt the one that you should be with. โForget I called.โ
You hung up immediately after. Your heart couldnโt take the silence coming from him any longer instead you went around your small room and got ready for another sleepless night before you were sent back into the field early the next morning.
You had just turned off the lights and tucked yourself into bed when a rough knock echoed in the silence that was drowning you.
You let out a sigh and rolled out of bed already annoyed. You swung open the door ready to give whoever was on the other side a piece of your mind but instead you stood there frozen.
โYou came.โ You were shocked to see Simon was the one standing on the other side, eyes boring holes into you.
โYou called.โ He muttered before glancing behind you in silent question to which you immediately let him in.
โWhat-?โ
Before you could even ask he was already taking off his shoes and pulling off his hoodie, which he hung next to yours on the door. A sense a familiarity washed over you. โYou have a mission tomorrow. You need to sleep.โ
You didnโt ask how he knew that information or where he even got it from. Instead you followed him to the small bed in the corner where he was already making himself comfortable. โYou donโt have to do this Simon. Iโm sorry I called.โ
โLay down.โ He ordered and you obeyed quickly melting into his warm embrace as his arms tightened around you.
You didnโt know how he managed to do it but in only a few minutes your eyelids became heavy and slumber was quickly taking over. โIโm sorry.โ He whispered softly but you didnโt register why nor did you care about what he was sorry for.
You only cared he was here now. โI miss you.โ You mumbled and you swore you could feel his arms tighten further.
(Ghost part two- Say donโt go)
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Next parts to include,
Alejandro, Rudy, Graves, Valeria, Alex, Keegan and Konig :)
And I will post the rest tomorrow Iโm too tired to do this again tonight.
Hello again, anon that complimented you before, maybe ill just refer to myself as Doe anon hahah- ANYWAYS LISTEN PEE KINK IS ๐?? Im starting to think our interests are more aligned than i thought PFFTTTTT
HELLO.
my sweet little doe nonie, we might just be the same personโฆ you gave me the green light for this. Ily for this. so thank you.
You watch the radio demon carefully as he softly closes the door with a click. Glowing red eyes meet yours through the dusk of the evening.
Standing tall with a too-wide smile, he watches you squirm.
"It's not funny, Alastor, please," you beg. Your eyes dart from the demon before you, to the windows overlooking Pride. Your bladder aches, threatening to release itself- it's so full.
Alastor had a new game for you today. It started with a cup of coffee with breakfast, then insisting that you hydrate with a cup of water afterwards. Then it was him pestering you about staying hydrated after the group exercise today.
"You need to keep drinking, my dear," he'd coo, conjuring your soul bound chain around your neck. He had pulled you close to him by your leash and forced your mouth open to gulp down another glass of water at lunch. "Good girl!"
The worst part of it all - all the bathrooms today after lunch were either locked or being cleaned by Nifty.
And currently, you're knocked knee and as fragile as glass while Alastor stares down at you. One off movement and youโll- you canโt.
And he's amused.
That familiar confident smile paints his face, eyebrows raised as his ears alert and honed straight on you.
"Do you need to use the facilities, sweetheart? You look...uncomfortable." His head cocks to the side with that last word.
"I haven't been able to go all afternoon." Your voice is soft, embarrassed that you're even in this situation. It's been a pain in the ass to even get to the toilet with all of them being locked all day, and it's starting to cause... discomfort to say the least.
And Alastor knows this. He sees this. He wants to make you crumble. The fear in your eyes of accidentally wetting yourself is a glorious sight.
โIโm sure youโll be fine! I needed your help with something if you didnโt mind.โ
You do mind. And the last thing on your mind right now is succumbing to Alastorโs busy work. Just because he owns your soul doesnโt mean you have to-
โAh-โ a panicked whimper leaves your lips as you make a run for the door. One hand hovering over your blade as the other desperately reaches the doorknob- and it doesnโt budge the slightest.
โNo, no, please, Alastor, I really gotta go-โ
The demon sits calmly in his chair with a relaxed smile. He watches you in delight as your face drains of color and a hand rushes to cup yourself.
โLike I said, my dear, I need help with something.โ
He rolls his eyes, โOnce youโre done you can relieve yourself.โ
Fighting back the urge, you slowly walk over to him. Alastor assesses you like prey and taps his thigh as an invitation. You stop once your legs bump into the side of his- heโs still tall sitting down as he is standing.
You hesitate.
โSit.โ Alastor commands, gripping your waist and pulling you down in an instant. You straddle over his leg and the sudden feeling of his thigh makes you gasp.
โNo-โ you whine and attempt to pull yourself up and away from him but his grip is strong, claws dig into the flesh of your hips.
โAh, ah, no need to be scared. This will feel good.โ Your leash manifests before your eyes and he pulls you in roughly by the collar around your neck, โDonโt you want to feel good, little one?โ
Tears welt in your eyes. You canโt, you canโt hold it but you canโt-
โLike this?โ Alastor presses his thigh up and into you as he grinds your hips down onto him. Your legs wrap around his and brace your stomach.
โDonโt you need to relieve yourself? Wouldnโt it feel sooo good toโฆ let go? Piss all over me?โ He grinds you down into him while his other hand jerks your neck forward to meet his face.
The snarl on his face shows his gums as he talks, โCome on, sweetheart, you know you want toโฆโ a beat, โI want you to.โ
The pressure is too much, the movement makes you see stars. You shake uncontrollably, trying to keep whatโs left of you together. Forcing every muscle in your body to lock up and not betray youโฆ
The hand over your waist slides down, under your dress and finds your clothed clit- and he presses roughly.
You cry out, and as you do, the hand on your leash is on your neck in an instant.
โLet me see that beautiful face. I want to see you come undone for me. I want to see the mortification in your eyes as you piss all over me.โ
Your face contorts, but you lock eyes with him regardless. Alastor mocks you, his eyebrows raised as he coos in your face.
โWouldnโt it feel so good to let go? Youโd be my good girl if you did~โ
His smile is sinister as his finger press rough circles over your clit, your body jolting with every movement. Tears blur your vision as you shake.
โItโs okay, itโs okay, I want you to! I know you canโt hold it.โ He hushes you, but the grip on your neck tightens. He knows youโre about to-
โOh the look on that face!โ His eyes light up.
You whimper, shuddering over his body. Warm liquid seep through your panties and spread across his pants. Trickles of your piss litter the floor beneath you both and you feel absolute bliss. You see white. Your body relaxes in his hold, and Alastors grip on your neck becomes softer, allowing you to lean into him in pure bliss.
โThatโs my girl, good girl. Youโre a dirty fucking bitch.โ His eyes never leave yours and his ministrations over your clit never falter. His hand coats in your liquid.
โLook at this, youโre a filthy fucking mess. Pissing all over me, what a shame. I just had this suit cleaned..โ he talks you through it, all the way until youre empty.
You relax into him and he doesnโt move. He lets you sink into him as you regain control over yourself.
And thatโs when shame and embarrassment flush your neck. Your face is hot with mortification as you realize what you just did. Your heart drops and you attempt to push away but he doesnโt allow you.
hi omfg i LOVE your work so much???????????? i wanna request a dommingi (mingi acts nice in front of everyone ykwim but is a complete devil with the reader) where heโs at an award show and he brings the reader along, but reader is laughing a little too hard with his friends, mingi shows her who she belongs to. throw in a little pocket knife action too (not so little action pls make sure he seems crazy like he threatens to kill her if she tries to fuck with his friends again)
can u tell i have issues
thx again :p
First of all lemme go cry in the corner before I greet you๐ญ๐ค, hello, hey, hiiiii๐ค๐ค! Iโm so happy you love my work ahhhh๐ญ!!! Thank you for reading and enjoying it! Listenโฆif you got issues that means I got stemming trauma bc the way I was absolutely in LOVEEEEE with this request, I made Mingi more deranged/yandere then I probably should have but I canโt help it๐ตโ๐ซI got so carried away๐ซ none I love more when writers write the members almost psychotic /deranged, almost like true villains โฆI hope you enjoy this one babes๐ค!
Warnings: Dom!Mingi, Yandere!Mingi, Sub!Reader, Name Calling, Degrading, Knife Play, Slight Skin Cutting (Nicking The Skin, Slight Paper Cut Type Cut, No Blood), Begging, Slight Primal Play, Rough Sex, Unprotected Sex, Cream Pie, ChokingโฆIf I Missed Anything๐๐..Lemme Know!
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Swirling his drink around the ice clinked against the cool glass. His eyes never leave your laughing figure. Clutching your chest, eyes crinkling with each hardy laugh that leaves your mouth. He's known all the members for a couple years, never have they been this funny. This was the con to being an idol, you guys decided to not go public for the safety of yourself. Mingi could care less about his role as being an idol, yet you insisted on not going public nor wanting to shake the public eye, and possibly ruin the group. Yet the way you were laughing with the boys it couldnโt help but make his heart clench, were they the reason why you didnโt want to go public? Yes the boys knew you were an item, but to the public you looked like really good friendsโฆwell at least you did. Mingi looked like a love sick maniac.
His eyes cut sharper at you and the seven boys, shooting his drink down, the brown liquor giving him courage. Peeling himself off the bar counter top he makes his way towards you and the members. His long stride, the way his shoes click against the floor, he was on a mission. Your eyes flutter from laughing, you can make out almost every sound thatโs happening in the room. Yet there is one sound in particular that catches your ears. The high pitch clicks of Mingis shoes. He makes his way towards the members and you, only to shoot you that fake smile he does, the cool air from him passing by breezes by you and the members. It feels like the world stills anytime he passes by, the draft leaves the lingering smell of his cologne. Your body riddles with goosebumps. You watch as his broad back makes it farther and farther away.
Stretching your neck to see where heโs going, the boys seem to be background noise at this rate. Almost like static, Mingi had you hooked on him like a drug. You were like a moth to the flame, the persona he puts on even for the members has everyone fooled. It even fooled you, which is how you fell into his trap. They say the devil was once the most beautifulest angel, and Mingis beauty did nothing but blind you.
Your body moves on auto pilot, not even bothering to tell the boys that you were going to go find Mingi. Your body just sways to where you can smell the faint scent of him. Bringing you into a dark hall, the air is so still it almost feels unreal. Your body litters with nerves, rubbing your upper arm, you whisper out Mingis name, sounding like a true stray sheep, calling for its shepherd. He can see you from a dimly lit hallway, you look lost, you look astray. You look tempting, yet while his cock hardens with want, his blood pressure rises because you were also the same person laughing way too hard at his members.
โYou lost?โ His raspy voice speaks up, echoing down the long and poorly light hallway. Your body does such a noticeable jump, he canโt help but smile, while his cock twitches slightly at the sight. Your head turns from side to side trying to figure out where his voice came from. You can hear the vibrations of his deep tone still ringing in your ears. Letting out a small whimper you call out for Mingi once more.
He starts laughing slowly, the sound just bouncing around the walls of the bare space. You look straight ahead, catching a glimpse of his teeth, his smile so big and teeth so bright, with the way the lights are dim he looks like a threat, almost like this isnโt the Mingi you know.
โCome over here.โ
Thoughtlessly following his command, your legs move on autopilot. Your brain already feels like mush, his voice bouncing around in your ears, mixing with the scent of him. Heโs addicting. He's propped up against a wall, looking down at you, while your eyes stare up at him like heโs got every answer in the world for you. His cool hand comes to brush your cheek bone, coming down to brush against your bottom lip, pulling it down with his thumb before his hand travels down to your throat, yanking your body closer to his, heโs got you almost completely off of the floor, your noses are brushing. You let out a small squeak at the sudden intrusion. His large hand is crushing your windpipe, even though you can barely make out his features you know there is a fire brewing behind his eyes.
โThey mustโve been real fucking comedians to make you laugh as much as you did tonight.โ He grits out, while he wasnโt physically spitting on you, it felt like he was spitting heat onto your skin. Letting out a choked out noise, he feels his cock twitch, trying his best not to let his eyes roll back with pleasure at the way your poor helpless face contorts in front of him. Your hand comes up to try and pry him off, yet he squeezes tighter. Tears streaming down your face, your nails dig into him.
Letting you go, your body slumps to the floor, your knees hitting the ground first, your hands grip the material of his pants. Your hand lightly brushes over his hard on. You are in a kneeling position, tears stream down your face. You plead with Mingi through choked sobs..
โMin-Mingi it wasnโt like th-that I sw-swear.โ Throat raw with emotion and lack of oxygen from him choking you. There you went, his little helpless sheep. Letting out a tsk, Mingi, brushes his thumb across the top of your forehead.
โI treat you well donโt I? And this is how you treat meโฆโ
The disappointment in his voice wraps around your heart and tugs on the strings of it. Your face deepening in a frown, the tears that were wetting his pants were no longer from the pain of him choking you, it was from the pain you caused him, the disappointment that you shed upon him. Your hands grip his pants in desperation. When you feel something cool brush against the temple of your head, your eyes slowly trailing up his chest. The cool steel is settled right against your temple, not daring to make a move. His mouth widens into that horrific smile. The smile that captures people, that smile that lures people in.
โDo I have to drill into your skull who you belong to? Who owns you?โ He says, voice sweet as sugar. Your eyes widen even further, your cunt slickens, you're so far gone on this man you canโt help but contort yourself into what he wants. Your eyes shine, mouth opening and closing no sound coming out but a helpless whimper. The sound of that is enough to make his head roll back, palming your head with his other hand, shoving your face against his twitching cock, the small wet stain of pre cum mixing with your tears brushes against your face.
You nuzzle your face against him, making his cock twitch even harder at the new feeling. His mouth drops open, a quiet groan leaving him. The blade of the knife falters slightly, bringing him back to reality, gripping you by your elbow he snatches you up to your feet.
Turning you around quickly he shoves you chest first against the wall, bunching your dress up against your hips, undoing his belt, he shimmies his pants down on his thigh, thick cock springing free, just oozing with pre cum. The cool air on his cock makes him shiver. You let out a soft moan at him manhandling you, your mind clouded with love, while Mingis mind is clouded with lust.
The blade is on the front of your throat, while his other is on your shoulder, thumb brushing against your pulse, he can feel the quick pulsation pump through his thumb. He sticks his cock between your thighs, brushing against your clothed cunt.
โIโm going to use you how I see fit, do you understand me?โ He whispers in your ears, his warm breath tickling your ear, the pulsation from his cock on your count has you whimpering, nodding your head you let out a deep breath trying to gather yourself.
The blade bites into your skin, making your body tense up. You choke out a small yes to him, which immediately follows him thrust his hips slowly, cock slickening from how wet you are getting with each second, one particular thrust makes you whimper loudly.
โWho was the funniest between them?โ
Biting your lip, trying your best to keep quiet, your mind canโt even fully comprehend what heโs saying. Stopping his sudden thrusts he pulls back slightly, causing you out a small cry when you feel the cool air hit your sticky cunt, strings of arousal cling to the fabric as he hikes it down to your knees, sticking his cock back in between your thighs he gathers as much slick as he can before he starts to thrust between the lips of your cunt, before slamming his cock into your pussy.
โDonโt make me ask again.โ He grits out, moving the blade, the cool steel sitting alongside the vein that runs in the side of your neck.
โNone of them were as funny as you Min-Oh my god!โ You yell out, hands trying to find the closest thing to grip, his hand grips the blade tighter, making it bite your skin, right on the verge of slicing it.
The sudden slamming of his hips, hike you up and down the wall, cries leave your throat, as the biting of the blade continues to rub against your skin, your cunt gets wetter and wetter by the second. The empty hallway fills with your moans, and the sound of wet skin on wet skin.
โNext time if you even think of cracking a smile at them, Iโll kill you.โ He grits, toes clenching in his shoes, youโve never been this wet before, itโs soaking his pants. Maybe you were just as deranged as he was.
โOr maybe Iโll kill them.โ He whispers into your ear, his harsh thrusts making your brain mush, you can feel him brush over your cervix, the squelching noise from your cunt overrides every sound in the hallway, even your pathetic moans. His other hand comes down to your hip. Bringing you down on his cock when he thrusts back, aiding in the powerful strokes heโs delivering to you.
Moving the knife from your vein he holds it to the front of your throat, right above where an adam's apple would lie. The sharp end of the blade pokes your chin, making you moan loudly, with each powerful stroke he gives you, your chin brushes down lightly against the tip of the blade, scratching your skin. With one false move it could easily impale you.
โYou hear your pussy talking to me?โ He says through clenched teeth, the way your cunt is soaking him, so sloppily heโs so close to the edge.
โSheโs telling me sheโs sorry, sheโs sucking me back in, itโs almost like she knows the boys canโt fuck you like I can, they canโt pleasure you like I do. They could never do half the shit I do.โ
His words are like velvet in your ears, the degrading, dirty words flutter in your head like tiny butterflies. Loud whimpers are falling out of your mouth, you attempt to bring your hand up to your mouth trying your best to quiet down when Mingi digs the blade into your neck even harder, you are sure the blade has nicked your skin slightly. Causing you to let out a loud cry, your head knocks against the wall in front of you, crying out Mingis name like itโs a mantra while your orgasm crashes over you.
โYeaaa, yeaaa thatโs it momma, cum on my cock.โ He gasps out, tossing his head back, hips speeding up, the tip of his cock crushing against your cervix, walls squeezing him tightly. Milking him for every last drop of cum. His hips jerk slightly trying to help you ride out your own orgasm, as heโs trying to ride out his own.
His body falls forward slightly crushing you against the wall, cock still buried deep into your cunt, knife still present against your throat. The tip of the cool blade is digging fully into your chin. His hot breath pants against your ear, you can feel his heart thump hard against your back. He nudges the blade against your chin, making it dig into your skin further, your head tilts up slightly, eyes looking to the side, catching his wicked smile.
โRemember who you belong to, because next time I wonโt remind you. Iโll just show you.โ
Can i request Lucifer with a male!reader s/o that had a bad encounter while being out and about, exploring the pride ring? Like when male s/o arrives home he acts all gloomy until bedtime where lucifer tries to comfort and cheer him up, peppering him with kisses and hugs until it suddenly turns a little bit too-heated and then smutty shenanigans ensues๐
A/n: HELLO!! Thank you SO much for the request! This is my first time writing a kinda smutty fanfic so PLEASE forgive me if it's shit ๐ญ lmk if you want a part two!
Pairing: Lucifer x Male!Reader
Warning: NSFW CONTENT, Handjob, Cuz (idk what else to put here I cant lie ๐ญ)
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The pride ring was your favourite place. It was just soโฆ interesting to you. There was something about the blood splattered streets of hell that made you want to explore every inch of it. Your partner thought it was a bad idea for you to go out alone - especially around the likes of cannibal town.
You knew that Lucifer just wanted to keep you safe, but you were a grown man - fully capable of protecting yourself. He, of course, would rather protect you himself, but you couldnโt rely on him for everything.
It was near noon when you reached the entrance to cannibal town. You knew to avoid the people, to avoid being eaten alive or something. So, you slithered around the outskirts of the town, looking through all the alleyways before facing the open areas. You were a little surprised by how many corpses you found in each alley. Though, it was more so about how they had left anything at all.
Your face scrunched at the thought of their final moments, continuing down the street. Well, that was until you were knocked off your feet. You stumble, face colliding with the floor as you struggle to recover from being knocked over. Youโre quick to pick yourself up, only to be knocked over again - landing on your ass this time.
Now looking up at whoever was knocking you around, the club in his hand drew your attention - along with the butcherโs uniform. Shit. Maybe bringing Lucifer was actually a good ideaโฆToo late nowโฆ
You could clobber this guy if you wanted to, but was it really worth it? You could just run away. *Smack*
Oh yeah itโs definitely worth it.
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โFuckinโ piece of shitโ You grumble as you push open the front door to your house. Your left hand was holding your nose as it poured with blood - an attempt to keep any from getting on your clothes, until you can find a tissue or something. You slam the front door behind you.
You hobble into the kitchen, shoving your bloody hands under the sink after it was turned on. Once your hands were clean, you splashed your face with water, grumbling as it just spread blood around your face instead of getting rid of it.
โLove, is that you?โ Lucifer calls from upstairs. It was surprising that he actually heard you come in, considering he was usually hidden away in his office.
You chose not to answer him. It wasnโt long before he poked his head through the kitchen door, noticing your rough appearance. โWhat happened?โ His voice was immediately filled with concern, rushing to your side. He takes your face into his hands, eyes staring into yours.
โSome butcher wanted me for lunchโ You answer, and his eyebrows furrow. You look away, already knowing what he wanted to say. Instead, he just sighs.
โDid you win?โ You were surprised by his question, but nodded.
โFuck yeah I didโ The grin that grows on his face was so pure - like he was so proud of you. Even if he had seen you beat someone in a fight before. He leans up to kiss your cheeks, peppering your face with kisses until you let out a chuckle. Even with his lips all over your face, he had neglected your lips entirely.
โYou gonna kiss me for real or not?โ You joke, before his lips finally meet yours.
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His hands are on your ass in an instant - yours moving into his hair. Your teeth clash together as his tongue invades your mouth, pushing your bodies closer together. He pushes you against the counter, lifting you so you are sat on top of it.
โSure youโre tall enough for this?โ You chuckle as you pull away from his lips, he scoffs.
โYouโre a real piece of work, Y'know that?โ He grumbles, moving to attack your neck. You gasp at the feeling of his teeth against your skin, tugging at his hair.
His hands move to undo your belt, discarding it onto the floor before taking off his own. You begin to lift your shirt, but he doesnโt let you - his lips connected to your neck, almost like a leech. You push him off by tugging on his hair again. A groan leaves his throat - guttural.
โTake it offโ you point to his shirt, and he nods - obeying. You take off your own as he turns to discard the clothing, much like he had the belts.
You gaze at his chest and he flexes as you admire him. He chuckles for a moment, before his hands return to your body, trailing down your stomach until his thumbs graze the top of your pants. He gives you a look, and you nod in return - consenting.
His hands move into your trousers, caressing your thighs as he lifts you - taking the chance to rid you of the garment. He palms you through your underwear and your whole body twitches, a needy whine leaving your lips.
โYou look so pretty under me, babyโ he says, and you gasp as he pushes your underwear down - your cock springing free of its constraints.
โMy beautiful boyโ A choked moan emits from your mouth as his fingers wrap around your length - your back arching. He attaches his lips to your chest - sloppily leaving hickey around your nipples.
He begins to stroke your cock, applying pressure to your tip with his thumb. You twitch in his hand, moaning as you squirm under him. He uses his free hand to hold your hips down - forcing you to feel everything.
โAh~ Luci~..Please~โ You whine, and he laughs. He laughs as he watches you beg and plead for him, squeezing your cock as you writhed under him.
โPlease what baby? Use your wordsโ his face creeps closer to yours, and when you lean to kiss him, he pulls away - denying you.
You stutter, struggling to find the words as his hands pleasured you. You couldnโt keep yourself from coming undone, your head surging forward as your orgasm hits you. โAah~ Please~โ You groan again as your mum paints his hand, dripping down his arm. Your head rests against his shoulder as you attempt to catch your breath.
He plants a kiss on the top of your head, and you grunt in recognition. โWeโre not done yet, loveโ He whispers into your hair, before picking you up and carrying you up the stairs and into your bedroom.
pairings: charles leclerc x fem!interviewer!reader.
warnings: none.
in which the internet notices a certain formula one driver in your instagram likes.
yourusername ๐ new york city
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yourusername still in shock rn. nyc is beautiful and interviewing the cast of challengers was such a huge moment ๐ซถ๐ป amazing cast and brilliant movie!
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zendaya youโre literally the sweetest ๐ thank you for the interview! such a fun time!
yourusername stop, i am such a fangirl.
user3 girl you always have so much chemistry with the celebrities you interview
user12 deadass ๐ญ she had both of those boys blushing and down badddd
user36 i NEED to see this movie rn
yourusername you do!! itโs wonderful
user63 any f1 fans here? did yall see charles in the likes?? ๐
user7 omg glad someone else noticed that! i wonder if sheโs going to interview some drivers
user4 yesss, do they know each other?
user63 no i donโt think so, he doesnโt follow her, maybe he has a crush ๐๐
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charles_leclerc miami, hopefully. ๐
yourusername ๐ miami
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yourusername iโm out here in miamiโฆ ๐ด
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user42 iconic caption, youโre iconic
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charles_leclerc i was right, whatโs my prize?
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user7 CHARLES?? WHAT? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
user63 huh??? oh my??
f1 excited for this weekโฆ๐๐
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user7 y/n l/n in her f1 era?? is she going to do the driver interviews for the miami gp?
user12 i hope so, sheโs amazing
user92 miami?? charles in the likes?? charles is in miami?? the miami gp is coming up?? is this a hint y/n??
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yourusername loving miami and the atmosphere. the first round of interviews with the @.f1 drivers is out now, i hope you guys enjoy because i definitely did, such wonderful and inspiring people! see you guys tomorrow ๐๐
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f1 thank you! you are incredible and weโre honoured to have you joining us this week!
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mclaren ๐งก thanks for interviewing us
user12 ferrari boys next?!
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maxverstappen1 โค๏ธ๐
lewishamilton it was nice to meet you! ๐
user54 gorgeous as always
lance_stroll โบ๏ธ thank you for the wonderful interview
pierregasly alpine next?
yourusername of course ๐
charles_leclerc iโm ready for my interview y/n
yourusername only if you bring me some lec icecream ngl..
charles_leclerc deal. what flavour?
user7 I AM GOING INSANE WTH IS THIS!!
user63 get a room fr
joaofelix79 when are you going to interview me?!๐ฏ
yourusername omg iโd be honoured. name the time and place, iโll be there ๐๐ผโโ๏ธโฝ๏ธ
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yourusername all of the formula one interviews are officially posted on my youtube channel! hope you all love them and got some new and fun information on your favourite drivers! xx ๐๏ธ๐
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user12 the tension in the charles interview?? insanity
user82 sheโs better than me i wouldโve been folding and on my knees in seconds with the way charles was acting
charles_leclerc going to miss seeing you around, had fun talking with you
yourusername same here ๐
user7 yโall are fucking with me ik youโre going to film more interviews togetherโฆright?
user45 ASK HER OUT CHARLES
user9 petition for more interviews with y/n and charles
user12 signing rn!!
user30 SIGNED
f1 hopefully youโll be working with us again in the future โบ๏ธ thank you for everything!
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user19 HELLO?? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS CHARLES
user12 OH MY ๐จ Y/N & CHARLES??
charles_leclerc ofc, i had to see you again.
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charles_leclerc first of many dates
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yourusername wow i guess my interviewing skills are 10/10, so good you had to ask me out
Hey, long time no see ๐, hope you're doing good, I was just wondering can ya write reader x 141 konig, ale, rudy,keegan like reader and them pleasuring themselves, and suddenly reader's get a important call from parents or office etc in middle of, you know. And how do they react to it. (I believe ghost would pick and let the reader talk, while going into hard mode not giving chance to reader to talk)
No rush take your time,and thanks for your previous works, I missed your work btw....and hope you doing and fine
Pairing(s): 141, Kรถnig, Alejandro, Rudy & Keegan x F!Reader
Category: Smut (18+)
Warnings (where do I even begin?): Female Anatomy, Missionary, Mating Press, Doggy Style, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Kitchen Sex, Oral Sex (F! Receiving), Breeding Kink, Cockwarming, Edging, Spanking, Squirting, Creampies (You Know the Drill), Clit Play, Brat!Reader x Dom!Kรถnig, Brat Taming, Pet names, Cursing, Dark Humor, Semi-Exhibitionism/Full Exhibitionism
Word Count: 6k+
A/N: Hello hello! Thank you for your request! Iโm doing well, thank you! ๐ฅฐ Itโs been a while since Iโve written something, so it feels good to get back into it. I apologize if it gets repetitive (been a while since the creative juices have been freely flowing). Translations will be in these brackets [ ] I hope you enjoy!
โK-Kรถnig!โ your voice rang out inside his room as his hips met with your ass. His hands smoothed over your lower back as he dragged his thick, veiny length along your gummy walls.
โJa, liebling?โ he mused above you as he slowly pumped his cock inside your juicy hole [Yes, dear?]. You moaned as you gripped and clawed at the bedsheets, his massive thighs rubbing against the back of yours as he kept your back arched and ass raised in the air. Your head was spinning as he refused to let up on your puffy cunt, your hole completely swollen from how long heโs been edging you with his fingers and stiff cock.
โP-Please, let me cum,โ you begged him as tears of overstimulation slipped down your hot cheeks. He chuckled lowly behind you as he snapped his hips forward, his heavy, round balls bouncing against your drenched sex.
โThink you deserve to finally cum, hm, Sergeant?โ Kรถnig lilted before he leaned close to your ear. โEven after disrespecting my orders?โ he added before slapping your ass. You cried out as the mark stung on your bum, his hand pressing down on it as he kept a steady pace. You turned your head to the side and wiggled your hips.
โPlease, daddy, I promise not to do it again,โ you pouted. Kรถnigโs thrusts stuttered as he narrowed his icy blue eyes. He bared his teeth before suddenly pounding away inside of your pretty pussy, his large hands keeping you grounded as he stretched out your hole. You moaned loudly as the bed threatened to break beneath the sheer force of his thrusts.
โYes, yes thatโs a good kleiner Hase-ah, Scheiรe,โ your Colonel groaned as your pussy hugged his massive length [little rabbit; shit]. You drooled onto his sheets as you felt your muscles tense, each one begging for relief as the squelching of your sexes only grew louder and louderโฆonly to be interrupted by the sound of your phone ringing. You whimpered as Kรถnig kept his brutal pace, his mouth quickly shaping into a sadistic grin.
โAnswer it,โ he ordered, grabbing the phone and pushing it next to your head. You blinked, lips parted in disbelief. He cocked a brow before slapping your ass again, causing you to lurch forward. โIf you donโt, then I wonโt let you cum,โ the Colonel snarled as he slowly pulled part of his cock out. Your eyes widened as you hastily pressed the answer button, shoving the phone up to your ear.
โH-Hello?โ you answered before a gasp left you as Kรถnig began to pound his cock inside of you once again. Your other hand clenched around the bed sheets as you heard the person on the other side of the phone clear their throat.
โHey, (Y/N), itโs Horangi,โ the man said. Your eyes grew into the size of dinner plates as a loud squelch ripped through the room. Your voice wavered as you blinked away the hot tears pricking the corners of your eyes.
โH-Hi Horangi,โ you whined as your Colonel reached around your stomach to pinch your clit. You could imagine the wide smirk on his face as he rutted into you.
โKรถnigโs supposed to be leading a debriefing right now. You wouldnโt happen to know where he is, do you?โ Horangi asked. You sputtered and choked as the bubble inside you was ready to burst.
โI-I donโt-โ your throat tightened as you felt the head of his cock rub against your spongy g-spot.
โEverything alright?โ Horangi asked. Your tongue threatened to roll out of your mouth as you panted like a dog in heat.
โMhm,โ you gasped as you squeezed your eyes shut. You screamed as Kรถnig snapped his hips forward with one final, powerful thrust. His name was chanted from your lips as your vision turned white, your juices squirting onto his cock and your shivering thighs as you came violently. Your moans and cries continued as Kรถnig gave a few more sloppy thrusts before growling and releasing rope after rope of his seed inside your cunny. You felt so dizzy as you caught your breath, body trembling with pure bliss as your jaw went slack. Your head fell limp onto his bed as Kรถnig grabbed your phone.
โSorry about the delay, Horangi. Tell the team I was straightening out a new recruit,โ he explained, voice gravely and strained from his release.
โC-Copy,โ Horangi said before quickly hanging up. Kรถnig grinned as he slid your phone onto his nightstand. Your body felt so limp as he pulled out of you and quickly slid his clothes back on.
โBleib hier โ ich bin noch nicht fertig mit dir,โ he rumbled [Stay here-Iโm not done with you yet].
Kyle โGazโ Garrick
You were just trying to cook breakfast when you felt two strong hands on your waist and your boyfriendโs lips on your cheek.
โYou know how dangerous it is when you wear my shirts in the morning,โ Kyle husked into your ear as his fingers slipped beneath the hem of your shirt. You blushed as he rolled the fabric up, revealing your sticky folds glistening beneath the kitchen lights. He raised his brows as he chuckled. โFuckinโ hell,โ he cursed. His hand reached over to turn off the stove before guiding you to the counter.
โB-But what about-โ
โIโve got my breakfast right here,โ Kyle groaned as he pulled his boxers down just enough for his cock to spring free. Your mouth watered as he positioned your hips just right for him to slip inside you. Your hands gripped the counter as you adjusted to the sudden fullness inside you.
โLike how fill you up, yeah lovie?โ he groaned as he stuffed you down to the hilt. Your eyes rolled back as his hand wrapped around your waist, his two fingers pinching and rubbing your engorged bundle of nerves.
โYes,โ you moaned, your walls fluttering around Kyleโs dick. You shuddered as his face fell onto your shoulder, his hot breath cascading down your neck as he started to rock his hips, his balls slapping against your folds. The groans that left his lips were downright feral as he claimed you against the counter.
โWanna fill this pretty pussy with my cum,โ Kyle grunted, his other hand balanced on your hip as he railed into you. You whimpered at the sentiment, the thought of his cum leaking out of your stretched hole sending shivers down your spine. Your face well when your phone started to ring.
โK-Ky,โ you whined as you glanced down at your phone.
โMmm?โ he groaned, his lips attached to your pulse. You tried to maintain a straight face as arousal leaked down your thighs.
โI-Itโs my dad,โ you bit your lip. Kyle looked up, his expression slightly annoyed.
โCanโt he wait, hun?โ your boyfriend groaned as he pushed down on your clit. You winced as he massaged your tender button before shifting your gaze back to your phone.
โItโs about his surgery,โ you replied. Before you knew it, Kyleโs other hand flew forward and clicked to answer the phone. Your eyes widened as your jaw dropped.
โHey pumpkin,โ your father said on the other side. You gulped as Kyle shallowly pumped his cock into your soaked, pulsing heat. You cleared your throat, trying to push down a moan that threatened to burst from your lips.
โH-Hi dad,โ you said as you gripped the counter, Kyleโs heavy balls caressing your puffy folds as he gave a gentle thrust.
โYou alright, kiddo?โ your father asked. You bit your lip as you felt the pressure of Kyleโs mouth sucking over your pulse.
โY-Yeah! I-Iโm sorry, but I have to go in a bit,โ you strained as you felt your boyfriendโs cock massage your aching walls. Your father grunted.
โNo worries, kiddo. Just wanted to let you know that the surgery went well. Should be a few days before they let me outta here,โ he explained. You were glad the phone was still on the counter, as you wouldโve dropped it when Kyle began to rock his hips at a faster pace, his cock sheathed down to the hilt with each thrust. You gasped and nodded, your knuckles paling as you desperately clung to the countertop.
โThatโs great, dad,โ you tried to say through a tense smile. Your father hummed.
โWell, Iโll let you go then since you have to leave,โ he sighed. You bit your lip as Kyleโs fingers began to pinch and rub your clit, each stroke matching that of his cock slamming deep inside you.
โOkay, dad. Bye!โ you swung your hand forward and pressed the hang up button just before you reached your peak. Kyle grunted as he stilled inside you, spilling his seed with a feral groan. Once both of you came down from your high, you turned your head and glared. Kyleโs smile faltered, though he still gave a small chuckle as he rubbed the back of his neck.
โLeast you know heโs alright,โ he shrugged.
John Price
โThatโs it, just relax your legs for me, sweetheart,โ John murmured as his thick cock stroked your plush walls. Your breathing stuttered as you heard the unmistakable squelch with every push and pull of his thick member, his cum from the first two rounds creating a pearly white ring around your sexes. You keened as John kept your legs up, knees flush against your shoulders while he worked on pumping another load of fertile cum deep into your womb. His beard scratched the side of your cheek as he leaned down, his toned stomach brushing over your clit.
โYouโve been wanting a baby for a while, and itโs about damn time I gave you one,โ he nearly growled. His feral tone sent you reeling as he snapped his hips forward. โOh fuck, my sweet, sweet wife. Gonna look so pretty with my baby inside you,โ John groaned. His words sent shivers down your spine, a small whine falling from your bitten lips. Itโs true-you have been wanting a baby for some time now, but with John going on missions that were longer than normal, it was constantly postponed. That, and your mother wouldnโt stop nagging you about not giving her any grandbabies.
Before you could tell him how good his cock felt inside of you, your phone began to vibrate on the nightstand. Johnโs blissful expression shifted as he glanced over.
โItโs your mum,โ he said, voice gruff and impatient.
Speak of the devil.
โJ-Just let it go to voicemail,โ you puffed. Your husbandโs perturbed frown suddenly shifted into a wry smirk. You gasped when he pulled one of his hands away from your thigh and grabbed your phone. It felt like all of the color left your face when he hit โanswerโ.
โOh, hello (M/N),โ John said, his voice even and casual. Your brows furrowed as he grabbed your thigh again and rocked his hips forward, the phone perched between his cheek and shoulder.
โ(Y/N)?โ he glanced down at you and grinned. โSure, Iโll put her on,โ John smiled. โUh-huh, you too,โ he replied before sliding the phone to your ear. Your face felt red hot as he picked up the pace a little, your pussy spasming as you tried to focus.
โHi honey!โ your mother sang. You blinked and looked up at the ceiling, praying that she didnโt hear your bed creaking or the obviously lewd squelching of your lovemaking.
โH-Hi mom,โ you said in a strained voice. Your mother paused.
โAre you okay?โ she asked. โYouโre breathing pretty heavily,โ the woman added. You tried to snap your lips shut as you closed your eyes, a strong thrust of Johnโs cock sending arousal bursting through your core.
โY-Yeah, justโฆworking out,โ you said through nearly gritted teeth.
โOh, I wonโt keep you on for long, then,โ she said. John growled lowly as he sucked a tender hickey against your pulse, the blunt head of his cock brushing against your swollen cervix. โI was just wondering if youโd like to have a mother-daughter day this Saturday afternoon?โ she asked with a twinkle of hope in her voice. You snapped your lips shut as a loud moan threatened to burst from your throat when John pressed his body flush against yours, grinding his abs on your clit once more.
โSure, sounds great,โ you seethed. Your mother hummed.
โAlright hon! Maybe we can talk about ways to convince that husband of yours to finally give me a grandbaby!โ she chuckled. You and your husband exchanged glances as you bit your lip.
โYeah, that sounds good-oh, shit!โ you whined as you felt a stream of hot, sticky cum flood your sweetly fucked hole.
โ(Y/N), whatโs wrong? Are you hurt?โ your mother asked frantically. Johnโs face glowed with pure bliss as he stiffened above you, filling you with another load of his spend. You shivered and licked your lips.
โJust tripped-Iโll be fine, mom,โ your voice wavered. There was a brief pause before your mother hummed again.
โAlrighty then. Letโs say 1 PM at Rookwood?โ she asked. You nodded, your other hand desperately clawing at the sheets as John started to set a steady rhythm once more.
โYepsoundsgreat! SorrymombutIreallyhavetogo!โ you said before turning your face to the side and clumsily pushing the hang-up button with your nose. John rumbled above you before shoving his mouth down onto your plump tit. You screamed as he snapped his hips forward, your walls convulsing around his heavy length as he groaned and greedily sucked on your nipple. Your legs shook beneath his rough hands as he squeezed them tightly, his face one of pure bliss as your walls hugged his cock. Once your high faded, John glanced up at you with wide pupils. He licked his lips and sighed.
โDonโt think youโll be needing to have that conversation with your mum,โ he smirked.
Keegan P. Russ
โDoinโ so well warming my cock, baby,โ Keegan muttered before gently kissing your temple. You whined as his hand moved down to paw at your ass, his other preoccupied with the paperwork set in front of him. โJust a little bit longer and Iโll give you what you want,โ Keegan husked into your ear. Hot tears pricked at the corner of your eyes as you bit your lip.
โB-But you said that thirty minutes ago,โ you keened. Heโs been keeping you on his lap for about an hour now. Seeing you come home exhausted from work, and him being knee-deep in his own, Keegan thought it would be good if you โtook a breakโ and โhelped him relaxโ. You gasped when he squeezed your ass, his fingers tugging at the supple flesh.
โI know, hun-but I mean it this time,โ your lover said before pecking your cheek again. You tilted your head up as you held in another whine. After a few more minutes, Keegan sighed and wrote down a few things on one of the papers. โThank God,โ he muttered as he pushed the stack away from him with disgust. His dark eyes wandered back to you, his free hand coming up to stroke your back.
โYou ready for me, baby?โ he murmured. Your head shot up as you nodded violently. He chuckled and pressed his lips against yours. โMmm,โ he sighed as he tilted his head, capturing you in an even deeper kiss. It wasnโt long before you were bouncing on his cock, his hands gripping your delicious hips as he rutted into you. Both of your moans reverberated inside of the small home office as you were completely enraptured in each otherโs pleasure.
โMm fuck baby,โ he slapped your ass, causing you to yelp and speed up a little. โLook so pretty when youโre bouncing on my cock like this,โ Keegan said with a lazy, sideways grin. Just as you squeezed your eyes shut, your ringtone blasted through the air. You nearly jumped off of his lap to grab it, yet his grip kept you glued to his hips.
โWhere do you think youโre going?โ he rumbled. You blinked as you gazed between your phone and your lover.
โItโs for work-the reportโs due tomorrow,โ you frowned. โI canโt miss this,โ you added. Keeganโs face was frozen in a pensive expression. Just when you thought heโd let you go, he kept one of his hands on your hip while the other reached over to the phone. You watched in horror as he answered it and put it on speaker.
โ(Y/N)?โ your coworker asked. You glared at your boyfriend before your breath hitched as he shoved your nipple into his mouth. You gripped onto his shirt as he licked and sucked on your sensitive breast.
โY-Yes, Iโm here,โ you replied. Your coworker paid no mind to your shaky voice as they gave you an update on the reports expectations. You nodded along, your mind trying to swim through the fog of arousal as Keegan began to bounce you on his cock once more.
โAre you cooking something right now?โ your coworker asked after a brief pause. Your eyes widened while Keegan gave a shit-eating smirk against your tit.
โY-Yeah,โ you threw your hand over your mouth as the head of his cock brushed against your g spot. Your coworker laughed.
โAlright, Iโll let you get back to it, then,โ they chuckled. โJust make sure to have that done before tomorrow morning,โ your coworker added.
โMhm, you bet. Bye bye,โ you replied. Thankfully your coworker was the one to hang up first. Before you could chew Keegan out, he pressed his lips against yours, the steady throbbing of his cock inside your pussy sending a few sparks flying through your core.
โYouโre going to have to wait a bit to finish that report,โ Keegan muttered.
Simon โGhostโ Riley
โFuck, lovie,โ Simon groaned as his hands gripped your waist. You were panting and moaning beneath him, legs spread far apart as he slammed his meaty cock deep inside your squelching cunt. You swallowed thickly as he gazed into your eyes, his stare half-lidded and full of lust. โBeen thinkinโ about beinโ in this pussy for so fuckinโ long-fuck,โ he grunted as your walls spasmed around his shaft. You whined at his confession, wondering if he pleasured himself while he was deployed. The thought made a wave of slick gush out of your cunt, soaking his plump balls.
โSo fuckinโ perfect, grippinโ and hugginโ my cock,โ Simon panted as he sped up, his hands moving to throw one of your legs over his broad shoulder. Sweat dripped down his face as he pounded away into you, the room filled with both of your grunts and moans as he brought you closer to your release.
โSimon,โ you cooed as you threw your head back. He chuckled above you, face now lingering close to yours.
โGonna cum, lovie?โ he mused as one of his thumbs came down and applied pressure to your button. Your jaw went slack as a wave of arousal rippled through you.
โY-Ye-โ the sudden sound of your phone ringing made Simon slow down his movements. You glanced over, eyes widening when you saw it was your boss calling.
โ(B/N),โ you muttered, your heart sinking quickly. Simonโs nose brushed against your cheek. โWhy donโt you go ahead and answer it?โ he mused. Your chest grew tight as you shook your head.
โSimon, what the fuck?โ you huffed. He simply tilted his head before glancing over.
โAnswer itโฆor Iโll pull out,โ he warned. Your heart dropped, not wanting to feel the emptiness inside your cunt. Not when youโre this close. You whimpered as you bit your lip, hands shaking as you answered the phone.
โHello?โ you asked.
โHey (Y/N),โ your boss replied. Your hand flew to cover your mouth as Simon suddenly pounded into you at full force. It took everything in you to suppress the moans and pants that wanted to break free from your throat. โIs now a bad time?โ (B/N) asked. You looked up at Simon, his brows furrowed together as he slowly shook his head. You swallowed.
โN-No, nowโs okay,โ you replied. Your boss hummed.
โGreat, because I wanted to go over what you should wear to the formal dinner tomorrow,โ he explained. You could hear him lick his lips over the phone, causing you to suppress a scoff alongside your lewd noises. โHow about that nice, little red dress you wore a few months ago? It reallyโฆaccentuates your assets and I think it would really help us get the client on our side,โ your boss said lowly. Simon tilted his head at your mildly disgusted expression. You glanced up at him, mouthing the word โnothingโ.
โSure, I can wear the red dress,โ you said through a tense, uncomfortable smile. Your boyfriend scowled as he flared his nostrils, putting two-and-two together.
โThat sounds-โ you gasped as Simon snatched your phone from you, not slowing down his brutal pace as he growled into the phone.
โYou have no damn reason to tell her what to wear, you hear me?โ he snarled. Your eyes widened as he snapped back at your boss. You heard your superior scoff on the other side.
โWho the hell is this?โ your boss retorted. Simon smirked as he looked down at you, eyes glowing with lust and pride.
โIโm the man whose balls deep inside her pussy. A feeling youโll unfortunately never get to experience-you miserable twat,โ he spat. The other side of the phone was completely silent as Simon let the sounds of the bed creaking and your wet, sloppy pussy squelching fill the brief pause. Your mouth was open yet no sound came out as you watched in shock as he let your boss listen into your fuck session. โNow good day and sod off,โ Simon finished before hanging up the phone with a firm nod. Your mind was reeling as your heart sped up.
โSimon,โ you breathed. His eyes softened as he put your phone back on the nightstand and kissed your lips.
โItโs okay, love. You donโt have to work for that arsehole anymore,โ he sighed as he rolled his hips against yours. Your hands flew up to grip his forearms as he traced your sweaty face with kisses.
โB-But my jobโฆโ you trailed off as your mind became more and more overwhelmed with pleasure. Your boyfriendโs eyes sparkled as he fondly cupped your chin.
โItโs okay, you donโt have to worry about that,โ Simon said. You tilted your head, his thrusts slowing down as he caressed his lips over yours.
โHow would you like to move in with me?โ he proposed.
Johnny โSoapโ MacTavish
โEasy there, bonnie,โ Johnny smirked as you raised and lowered yourself on his thick shaft. Your kids were at their grandparents tonight, leaving you and your husband with some much-needed alone time. A loud squeal flew from your mouth as you began to fuck yourself on his cock. Your thighs burned as they spread across his waist, your ass jiggling against his abs each time you came back down. Your lover hissed as your slick walls fluttered around his girthy shaft.
โOh fuck, mo chridhe-youโre too good to me,โ he groaned before slapping your ass [my heart]. You yelped and arched your back as he took hold of your ass, kneading your flesh in his rough palms. You glanced behind your shoulder to see his face completely fucked out; his pupils blown wide as he kept them glued to where your wet sexes joined. You whined as Johnny began to thrust up into your cunt, his thumbs pressed into the meat of your ass as his fingers spread to grip your hips.
โJ-Johnny,โ you whined as you rubbed your clit. Each tug of his cock along your walls made your head spin, the room blurring as pleasure pumped through your veins. He grunted behind you, his balls bouncing below your snug sex as he rolled his hips up.
โCome with me, bonnie,โ he groaned. You gasped as you moved even faster, your hole stretched and soaked as Johnnyโs cock twitched inside of you.
Your ringtone cut through the air like a knife. The two of you stopped as it continued to ring.
โYou gonna get that?โ Johnny chuckled. You scoffed and shook your head.
โHell no,โ you groaned as you grind your pussy down on his cock, desperate for your release. The second you heard Johnny pick up the phone, your entire world froze. He smirked as he held it up to his ear.
โHello?โ he answered in a sing-song voice. His brows perked up. โOh, Mrs. Duncan! Always lovely to hear from ya,โ Johnny hummed, giving you a small wink. Your nostrils flared as your pussy burned and ached for relief. โUh-huhโฆactually, (Y/N)โs right here!โ he beamed. He nodded slowly as he wore a shit-eating grin. โOf course! Iโm sure sheโd love to talk about the Parent Council bake sale,โ Johnny smirked as you shook your head. You clenched your walls around his length, causing him to suppress a groan.
โSure, here she is,โ he grunted out before handing you the phone. You narrowed your eyes before bringing the phone up to your ear, quickly putting on a smile.
โElsie! Such a pleasure to hear from you!โ you chirped. Johnny snorted behind you, making you squeeze his cock again.
โHi (Y/N)! Just calling to confirm that youโre bringing the snickerdoodles and sugar cookies to the bake sale next Wednesday?โ she asked. You gasped as your husband rolled his hips, his cockhead pushing against your swollen cervix.
โY-Yes!โ you froze and cleared your throat. โI mean, yes, Iโll bring them to the bake sale. Two dozen each,โ you said. You nearly yelped as Johnny started to thrust up into your sloppy cunt again, his arm snaking around and pressing down on your swollen clit.
โGreat! I know theyโre going to be a hit just like they were last year,โ she hummed. You nodded, your free hand clenching into a fist as you bit the inside of your cheek.
โT-Thank you!โ you said before nearly squealing as Johnny sat up, now taking full control of bouncing you in his lap. You prayed that she couldnโt hear the soft โplapโ of your sexes or your husband groaning into your other ear. You heard Elsie clear her throat.
โOf course. Thank you again and see you next Wednesday,โ she said. Your lungs burned as you tried to hold back a moan as he circled your clit even faster, his cock pulsing deep inside your wet walls.
โY-Yep! See you!โ you smiled tensely before quickly hanging up. You threw your phone at the end of the bed like it was a ticking time-bomb just as Johnny slammed you down on his hips for the last time. Your eyes rolled back as your pussy contracted and milked him dry, his cum painting your walls a creamy white as his lips curled against your neck.
โMaking love to you will always be sweeter than your cookies, my dear,โ Johnny said with a wink. You rolled your eyes and pinched his arm playfully, making him laugh.
Alejandro Vargas
โThatโs it, mi amor,โ Alejandro encouraged, his dark eyes locked on you pushing two of your fingers inside of your messy cunt. A deep rumble reverberated in his chest as he watched you glide them in and out of your tight hole. โKeep spreading yourself wide open for me,โ he grunted as he licked his lips, pushing you down on the bed as he unzipped his cargo pants. You whined as you curled your digits against your g-spot while he rubbed the tip of his member with his calloused thumb. Alejandro grunted as he pumped his cock, knowing how much both of you wanted it to be inside your plush walls.
โM-Mierda,โ he moaned as his Adamโs apple bobbed [S-Shit]. The salty precum leaking from his tip threatened to drip over the fingers currently stuffing your cunt as the two of you lost yourselves in self-pleasure. Alejandro rested his forehead against yours, his breathing stuttering as he narrowly ground his cock against your clit.
โSo beautiful when youโre all spread out like this,โ he grunted, voice raspy and full of an insatiable hunger. A high-pitched whine fell from your mouth at his words, your mind reeling as you watched his cock twitch in his grasp. Your juices gushed as you pushed another digit deep inside your snatch. He closed his eyes as he inhaled deeply through his nose, taking in the scent of your perfume and sweat. โCome on-cum with me, mi vida,โ Alejandro panted as he positioned his burning cock right over your mound. His lips found yours just as your familiar ringtone blared in your ear. His blissful expression fell as it continued to ring.
Your loverโs eyes flicked over to the nightstand before he snatched your phone. His eyes glanced up as if saying a quick prayer.
โWhatโs wrong?โ you asked, your fingers still plugged knuckle-deep inside of your cunt. Alejandro looked back at you.
โItโs (F/N),โ he sighed. You frowned as you tried to take the phone from him, yet he pulled it away. โMi amor,โ Alejandro said as his brows knit together.
โPlease? I know she talks a lot, but she said she had to call me about something important earlier,โ you said, letting your digits slip out of your hole with a wet squelch. Alejandro glanced between you and the phone before he sat up on his knees, sighing as he handed it over to you.
โGracias, Papi,โ you said before answering your phone [Thank you, daddy].
โThank GOD you picked up!โ your best friend gaped. You chuckled quietly.
โHi (F/N),โ you answered. You gave your boyfriend a strange look as he spread your knees apart, a mischievous grin plastered on his face.
โOh my God (Y/N), I have to tell you about this sexologist I found!โ she announced loudly. Your throat instantly grew tight as Alejandro slipped the head of his cock past your damp folds, its girth stretching open the rim of your entrance. You ran your hand over your face.
โ(F/N)โฆis this the โimportant thingโ you were telling me youโd call about?โ you exasperated as Alejandro slipped his cock inside, spreading your walls wide open with his throbbing dick. His face twisted with pleasure as he bottomed out inside of you, his balls resting against your puckering asshole.
โYep! His name isโฆโ her voice trailed off as Alejandro gently rocked his hips, his member pulsing inside of you as he fucked your tender hole, your slick bubbling around the seam where your sexes were joined. You puffed out a breath of air, squeezing your eyes shut as you tried to concentrate.
โI could get you and Alejandro an appointment with him if youโd like!โ (F/N) beamed. You glanced up at your boyfriend, the ripples of pleasure coursing through your body sending you closer to the edge of bliss.
โYou know, I think weโre okay,โ you said, winking at Alejandro when he opened his eyes and gave you a confused look. Your friend hummed.
โYou sure?โ she asked. Your lips snapped into a straight line when your lover pushed his hips down, grinding them over your swollen clit as he angled his cock to tenderly rub against your g-spot.
โPretty sure!โ you yelped with a strained voice.
โSuit yourself! Oh, I gotta go. See you for brunch on Sunday?โ (F/N) asked. You arched your back as Alejandro grabbed your hips and started to thrust even deeper into your pussy, growling and groaning all the while.
โYep! See you then!โ you replied. You hung up before she said goodbye as Alejandro went full-force, pounding your pussy raw. Your eyes rolled back as you quickly came, your body already riled up from pleasuring yourself. You panted as your walls contracted around Alejandroโs cock, pulling a moan from him as his cum drenched your walls. You opened your mouth once your high subsided, only to be quieted by a passionate kiss. You melted in your loverโs gentle touch as he caressed your lips with his.
โยฟLista para la segunda ronda?โ he purred [Are you ready for the second round?].
Rodolfo โRudyโ Parra
โR-Rudy, fuck,โ you gasped as you stared at your love eating your pussy like a starved man. His eyes were glossy as he gazed into yours, his tongue lapping at your juicy slit.
โMi vida-eres mรกs dulce que la miel,โ he whined before pressing his lips over your slick folds [My life-you are sweeter than honey]. Your hands flew to grasp at his short, dark hair as he sloppily made out with your cunt, his lips engorging over your mound as his tongue shallowly thrusted into your tight hole. His hands kneaded the supple flesh of your ass as he tugged your body forward, his dark eyelashes coated with tears as he moved his head back and forth. Your hips raised as you felt the muscles in your lower belly start to tense, your legs shaking as you hooked them over his upper back.
โShit, Papi,โ you whined as his thumb came up to slowly rub your tender clit. Rudy closed his eyes as he tongue-fucked you even faster. His hands squeezed your bum roughly as he opened his mouth, ready to drink your sweet nectar. A moan was ready to rip from your throat as your eyes rolled into the back of your head.
RING. RING. RING.
Your eyes snapped open as your phone buzzed on the couch cushion next to you. Rudy whimpered as you shifted to look over. You sighed and threw your head back.
โShit, itโs my sister,โ you groaned. Your husband released his grip on your pussy with a slick โpopโ.
โIs everything alright?โ he asked, his brows furrowed together. Your phone continued to ring as you clenched and unclenched your hands.
โYes-she wanted to let me know her pregnancy test results,โ you bit your lip. Rudyโs lips twitched for a moment. In one swift motion he answered the phone and handed it to you with a gentle smile. You smiled at his sweet gesture as you brought it up to your ear.
โHi (S/N)-โ you gasped when you felt the soft, gummy texture of your husbandโs tongue lick a bold stripe over your slit. Your eyes widened as you fumbled with your phone.
โHey (Y/N)! Iโm not interrupting anything important, am I?โ your sister asked. Heat rose to your face as your love suddenly flattened his tongue over your clit, giving you the most sincere puppy-dog eyes of his life. You pushed down a moan as you shook your head.
โN-No. Whatโs up?โ you asked, biting your bottom lip as Rudy puckered his lips around your engorged clit.
โOkayโฆso I got the test results, andโฆโ your sister paused dramatically just as he shoved his entire wet muscle inside of your tight hole, moaning softly against your folds. You had a vice grip on your phone as you gazed up at the ceiling, knowing that if you looked into your loveโs chocolate brown eyes that the cord inside you would surely snap.
โโฆyouโre going to be an auntie!โ (S/N) cheered. You gasped as Rudy rubbed your clit with the tip of his nose as he dragged his tongue along your walls, thankful that you had your sisterโs news as a cover.
โThatโs wonderful!โ you said before clamping your hand over your mouth, the tip of your husbandโs nose was replaced with the increasing pressure of his thumb. Your sister squealed excitedly on the other side of the phone.
โI know!โ she exclaimed. There was a brief pause on the other side as someone else had a conversation with her. โOops, sorry! Have to get back to work,โ (S/N) said sheepishly. Just as you were about to say goodbye, you felt the cord finally snap into a million pieces. You bit the inside of your cheek as your legs shook around Rudyโs head, your cunt clenching as Rudy eagerly swallowed your juices.
โYouโre good! S-See you later!โ you said as your jaw tensed.
โSee ya sis!โ your sister said. Your legs continued to shake as you hung up, the balls of your feet pressed into his back as you rolled your hips forward. Your husband sighed happily before giving your folds a gentle kiss, his hands fanned over your thighs. The glare you gave him was damn near deadly-what he said next didnโt help, either.
โDeliciosa, como siempre,โ he said with a mischievous smile [Delicious, as always].
I just had this idea! Though um if you up for it. It can be NSFW. Its how the turtles will react to an innocent S/o who unknowingly made a naughty joke. She never makes these jokes as she had no idea how!. Also she had accidentally texted the joke!.
Well oops on her part๐
This be how they react after that almost awkward text chat when she arrives at the lair. Thats all i can think of for now. This is gonna be good. Work your magic!
Innocent Turned Naughty ๐ฅ
Ohh, honey, I have been waiting for this! I decided to do it head cannon style, so we're going with that. I hope this to your liking. Some of these aren't really jokes, just messages that could go into two ways. Obviously they took it to the deep end because they're men. ๐
๐ Warning ๐ NSFW 18+ Only
Dirty talk and some crack because we all need humor. ๐๐ป
Your turtle terrapin was relaxing in the lair when his phone buzzed at a random. He would usually do his favorite type of activity during these times, so relaxing on the couch was a new norm he would get used to.
When he opened the message, however, was when his eyes widened at the message you've just sent to him.
โข "Wanna go to the dojo and give me a private lesson?"
โข Mouth dropped, eyes wide
โข Went complete shut down
โข This poor man doesn't know what to do
โข But he will admit that he's intrigued
โข You are his innocent, little blossom. Why did that line made his heart race?
โข He doesn't text back
โข That man calls!
โข When you picked up, however, you were all cheerful as ever.
โข "You do realize what you have done, right?"
โข Confusion on your end, until he told you about the message you've sent. You started panicking.
โข "O-Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry! I was actually wanting to do some training since you have an off day. So I thought that you could teach me."
โข Awkwardness falls.
โข Leo rubbed his face, completely embarrassed about thinking of such things of you like this.
โข "I apologize, blossom. I kind of went to the deep end." He chuckled nervously as he looked around the room, hoping no one heard their conversation.
โข "Oh, no, you're fine! I mean," you paused as you brought up the last bit of courage you have. "I was actually like to have a lesson, if you know what I mean." He could hear that teasing tone, even though your voice wavered a bit.
โข *Que Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen* Mother, I've just killed a man.
โข He took in a deep breath, exhaled slowly. "I was going to let you off the hook but, since my little one wants to tease, I expect you down here in 20 minutes. Do you understand me?"
โข He laughed when he heard you scurrying around your apartment. This is going to be fun.
โข "Bench press me?"
โข The man was shooketh to the core!
โข Had to placr his phone down just so he could breathe.
โข That text can go into different ways and he's thinking of the naughty kind.
โข Oh, he can bench press you alright. He'll press you into a mating press, that's what he will do!
โข Another vibration was heard and he looked the text. It was from you.
โข "I'm so embarrassed. I just realized on what it sounds like and I'm so sorry!"
โข He ain't having it. Oh, heck naw! You've poked the bear and you're gonna get the grizzly.
โข Eat you up until there's nothing left, babe!
โข He called you.
โข "H-Hello?" You spoke with uncertainty. He hasn't responded until he called. You're a little nervous right now.
โข "What kind of pressing are we talking about here? Cause all I'm thinking of is you, in a mating press, and you screaming my name until my brothers complain about the noise."
โข You've just died happy.
โข "Teach me some anatomy, love? ๐ฅฐ"
โข Donnie raised a brow as he read the message you've just sent.
โข Anatomy, huh?
โข "Which part of anatomy?" He replied back as he continued to read until you've messaged him back.
โข "Reproductive system."
โข His brain short suricated.
โข "And the muscles and tendons. To see what they do if they go passed their limits."
โข Oh, he's trying so hard not to go to the deep end. But it's hard to when the conversation is like this!
โข He called.
โข "Darling," he replied when you've picked up his call. "Re-read what you've just said to me."
โข You were confused until you've spoke the message out loud. He can't help but smirk when he heard your voice being covered by your hands. "Now, to answer your question. I will teach you, but it's best if I could demonstrate. If you don't mind."
โข He laughed when he heard you scream out away from the phone. Oh, this is entertaining.
โข "Which type do you prefer? Sweet or spicy?"
โข Mikey pondered in thought. "I like sweet!"
โข "Sweet is nice, but I like to have some spicy. ^^"
โข Oh, you all know where this is going.
โข This man has a dirty mind, so don't be surprised when he replied something naughty in return.
โข "Ooh, spicy, huh? I will definitely spice things up, if you know what I mean." He sent a smirking emoji after that.
โข You were a blushing mess when he sent that smirk emoji.
โข "That's not what I meant!" You replied with a blush.
โข Mikey chuckled as he called you.
โข When you answered however, he groaned deep from within his chest. "Angel, if you want spicy, I definitely got the spice! Come over here and have a taste!"
โข But what shocks him was when you replied back.
โข "Oh, really? You're big talk, baby. Give it to me then."
โข Now it's his turn to blush. He didn't expect you to counter back like that.
โข "Come over and I will!" He challenged.
โข He could hear keys and a door slam. Oh, you're serious!
โข Let's just say the man rushed to his room and done a quick clean up.
โ หโโงโบห THE LIGHTNING ON TRACK | THE WAIT FOR THE FIRST RACE
fandom. formula one & mcu
about. the waiting time between pre-season testing and first race is being filled
content warnings. the girls (men) are fighting and y/n gets a reality check
notes. another chat chapter because you guys liked it lol
george russell Welcome, @/oliverbearman and @/ynstark to the main Grid Chat. I will add you to the other ones as well.
daniel ricciardo WELCOME!!! We're so happy to finally have you here
Also, @/kevinmagnussen, welcome back you ass
Don't leave any groupchats again, it's a pain to add you back
george russell Considering I have to do the work, you're not allowed to complain Daniel
lando norris booo, let him have the fun
nico hรผlkenberg Oh no, it starts again. I'll mute you asshats if you don't stop this
lando norris you're just boring
oliver bearman thank you guys! very happy and honored to be finally part of the big guys ๐ซฃ
y/n stark thank you, george! and i'm excited to officially meet you all, until then, hello :)
charles leclerc Hello y/n, welcome to the grid! I hope you'll enjoy your stay here ๐
y/n stark thank you charles, i'm sure i will lol
kevin magnussen I swear I will block you all
daniel ricciardo Don't be like that, you love us
y/n stark lol, he actually hates you guys, won't stop whining
kevin magnussen One day, young lady, one day...
y/n stark y'all hear sum?
charles leclerc Gagged.
lando norris charles???
carlos sainz Can you guys just shut up for once, dios mio.
charles leclerc Aww, Carlos, you love us!
carlos sainz Debatable. Sometimes I wish you would all crash and not survive to be honest
oscar piastri We get it, you're an asshole
carlos sainz Fuck off Piastri
oscar piastri Right back at you Sainz
lewishamilton welcome to our new rookies! ollie, awesome to see you again, y/n, don't be a stranger, we haven't talked in ages!
y/n stark lew!! we defo have to, gonna hit you up for fashion show for sure, pepper has been planning something
pierre gasly Lew ๐
y/n stark look who's here... the tripod....
pierre gasly Yeah yeah, shutting up. Welcome to the grid y/n
y/n stark thank you pierre
sergio perez Welcome, rookies.
max verstappen From me a welcome as well!
esteban ocon Welcome, welcome!! This is so exciting, I've been waiting for a long time now ๐๐
lance stroll Estie???
esteban ocon Shht, Lancey, let me cook
lance stroll ๐๐๐
lance stroll Anyways, all of them are idiots, as we already know, welcome to hell, y/n
y/n stark aww, thank you lance. so sorry you have to go throught this ๐ซ
charles leclerc We're not so bad??
lewis hamilton Well.
charles leclerc Oh come on Lewis
lewis hamilton I didn't say anything
fernando alonso Stark and Bearman! Welcome to the coolest people on the paddock ๐
oliver bearman thanks fernando!
y/n stark thanks nando ๐
alexander albon Hi guys, so nice to see you finally in here! @/georgerussell you took your sweet time man
george russell You be Head of the GPDA then.
alexander albon No thank you, I'm fine ๐
logan sargeant Welcome, welcome, happy to see some new faces!
oscar piastri They're finally here. Welcome back Ollie and welcome Y/n to this shit hole
lando norris you know what osc?
oscar piastri No, and I don't care. Save the talking for the track
lando norris you do know i'm still zak's favorite driver? i could get you fired
oscar piastri Please don't.
charles leclerc This is what you get for lying in an interview. No groupchat with all of us is ever formal
oscar piastri This literally isn't about you Charles
charles leclerc Boo, you hater
y/n stark @/kevinmagnussen i see what you've said now...
kevin magnussen Never ever doubt me again, I've been with those fuckers for years now
daniel ricciardo Hey!! That's not nice
yuki tsunoda you know what else is not nice ricciardo?
daniel ricciardo Yuki, drop it. Team orders are team orders
yuki tsunoda i don't give a fuck old man, you behave like a bitch you get bitch behavior
max verstappen Drop it or else I'll involve Helmut.
yuki tsunoda fuck you dan-cocksucker
max verstappen Yuki. We don't carry out team issues to the grid.
yuki tsunoda he started first and i have proof
daniel ricciardo I don't know why you're being so dramatic, it was only testing
yuki tsunoda i give you dramatic you fucking asshole. you know what you did and i stand by my statement that this was a total asshole move. just because you got a big smile doesn't mean you're fooling everyone fucking ass
george russell I will both kick you out if you don't drop this immediately.
carlos sainz And it starts again...
valterri bottas You're all children. Stop it
y/n stark so pierre was right huh ๐
kevin magnussen I told you so.
pierre gasly Why am I getting involved in shit again?
zhou ganyu I apologize for their behavior. Y/n, Oliver, welcome to the grid, I'll be excited to race you both!
kev
are they actually children because wtf did i just witness.
Yeah... I told you drivers are dramatic. Well, most of them and other's are just their victims. Of course we have our moments and friendships but it's a ruthless sport
man tf. literal man children. i'm so glad i have you as a teammate kev. like seriously. i don't know if i could survive with someone like daniel or carlos
the passive agressive vibes <<<<
that's just not it tbh
I have no idea what you just said but I agree. Daniel and Yuki are not good teammates, it was already bad last year and now this.
To be honest, Nico and I often missed stuff like that since we were stuck at Haas and the upper dogs never really showed interest in what we thought or did but everyone knew what happened between them
pls don't tell me they have a clique here... oh my god and i thought the rumors were false
I mean.. not really but also kinda yes? Better drivers stick together since they're always spending time together, you know. No one cares about the ones who're limping behind, well besides Pierre and Esteban, but they're only kinda involved because they're close to Charles and Lance. And Lewis and Fernando aren't really on their level, they keep to themselves
why are men problematic
not you obvs, but like... jeez really felt the love here when we got welcomed
Welcome to F1 kid, it's a shithole
thanks, it's so lovely here
dad?
i think it's worse than we thought
Honey, what are you talking about?
everything. you should see the group chat with the drivers right now. i thought people were joking about f1 drivers being bitter and bitchy towards each other, but there are literally groups and alliances or whatever the fuck is going on there
and if that's only the drivers... i don't want to know how the teams are
Oh.
but also like, what is that going to stop us? we made plans, we know what to do but dear lord are men stupid. well not all but most of them. i literally had to watch how yuki and daniel were fighting because of a team issue in the GROUPCHAT with all drivers
and when max told them to drop it, he got called a dan-cocksucker, can you imagine??
everyone seems to know why they're fighting besides me and ollie, i knew there was tension in alpha tauri but this?? it's a new level of what the fuck is going on here
Are you alright?
i am
just
yk had to tell someone who's not kev since he has been involved in this forever and is used to it. but i still thought
well idk what i thought, maybe i'm just stupid for my wishful thinking
should've known all of this was pr and that most rumors are true. it will make our lives a bit harder
Don't worry, no matter what they throw against us, it's no alien invasion. They're just whiny little men after all and I'm literally Iron Man
๐A S T E R O I D โ S I R E N E โ(1009)๐ through the signs and degrees
Disclaimer: Take what resonates. I'm not a professional astrologer, i just am an avid researcher and i use my personal experience when writing my posts (Also, pls, don't copy my work, i spend lot of time on it, thanks)
Hello beautiful souls!
I'm back with another post on a very requested asteroid ๐
A lot of you asked me about Asteroid Sirene and how it manifests in a birth chart, and initially i answered singularly, but the requests started to get out of hand a bit for me, so i decided to create a whole post on this asteroid in different signs/aspecting different planets
I have planned other posts on this asteroid but for now I..
Hope you enjoy it!
W H A T โ I S โ A โ S I R E N ?
โ Inย Greek mythology,ย sirens are humanlike beings with alluring voices
Initially descripted as half human half birds then as "sea-girls with the body of a maiden, but have scaly fishes' tails"
โ Etymology of the name meaning: "binder, entangler"ย i.e. one who binds or entangles through magic song.
This could be connected to the famous scene ofย Odysseusย being bound to theย mastย of his ship, in order to resist the sirens' song.
M Y โ I N T E R P R E T A T I O N :
I want to make clear that this is just my view and thoughts on this asteroid and if you know a trusted source on its meaning please link it down below, i'd be very grateful ๐
To me Asteroid Sirene (1009) has a similar energy to Lilith but it isn't as raw and destructive, it's indeed more controlled and patient. Lilith is warm blooded while Siren is cold blooded. In our birth charts it can shows where we can become manipulative, turn to our dark side and take what we want with strategy, seduction and mischeviousness.
It can also describe our seductive aura, or how we attract and magnetize others with charm (this can be both conscious or subconscious, depending on how in tune you are with yourself, and also can depend on which sign or house you have this asteroid in)
So, are you interested in knowing how you emanate this irresistible appeal?
Keep reading ๐
S I R E N E โ T H R O U G H โ T H E โ S I G N S :
โ Aries/aspecting Mars/1ยฐ,13ยฐ,25ยฐ: Bold, assertive and fearless. Doesn't matter if the rest of their chart has quiet,cutie poofie placements, when asteroid Sirene gets activated these natives becomes confident queens/kings and knows how to defend themselves. They don't lose time to get what they want, they get straight to the point and they know they didn't come to play but to win. Their seductive charm lays in how confidently they carry themselves, people see these natives as natural leaders and warriors. They carry a powerful and intense aura you just can't ignore, the types that dare to do or say things that should't be done or said (but coming from them they sounds so cool gosh). Their facial espressions are intense and animated, and draws people in.
โ Taurus/aspecting Venus/2ยฐ,14ยฐ,26ยฐ: The walking sleeping beauty (lmao is she sleepwalking?). Jokes aside, here you can see how unaware these people are of their allure, and this is part of their charm too. They have such a calming and indifferent aura that makes everyone comfortable around them, and people get obsessed by this feeling of peace these natives exude that they can't have enough of. Usually they are the silent type of "Sirene", it's kind of a dormant feature in them. They are very sensual in their mannerism, and if they get to the point of being aware of how powerful they are well, it's the end of the game. They can seduce EVERYONE with their touch. The Queen Mida (oh yeah and they want that gold) ๐
โ Gemini/aspecting Mercury/3ยฐ,15ยฐ,27ยฐ: Everyone's fling. Such a flirty aura. They're very smart and intellectual, and everyone find them extremely interesting, so they automatically are drawn in because they want to know more (and some people will desperately show off to get their attention, it's insane). They can get quite some hidden envy from others because of how witty they can be. These people have a way with words, when they speak everyone else shut down to listen to them. I find having Sirene asteroid in Gemini is very similar to being a Siren/Mermaid how it's described in mythology, they are very cunning when they want to, know how to play games with other's minds, they are very good at putting masks on and turn the cards in their favours. (Also, the ability of sirens to change their body features reminds me a lot of Loki in Northern Mythology which happens to be associated with Mercury) They're the true puppet master and they know it. They have light and quick movements. One minute they're near you, the next one they disappeared from your view, and this is extremely fascinating to people. It's like they can't catch them even if they try so hard.
โ Cancer/aspecting Moon/4ยฐ,16ยฐ,28ยฐ: I think of these natives as the spy who pretend to play the damsel in distress, portrayed in old hollywood movies. Don't be fooled by their cute acting. They're actually quite good manipulators. People love how inviting they feel, so warm and nurturing, they have a healing aura to them. These natives makes other people feel like they need to protect them from the dangers of others. I think Sirene in Cancer can be naive at first, especially when inexperienced, but when they get their heart broken oh boy. If Gemini was the master at mind manipulation, Cancer is the master at emotional manipulation. Overall these natives can be pretty unaware of their behaviour, sometimes getting overwhelmed by their emotions, but they can also be one of the most destructive people ever when activating the Sirene energy(both to others and themselves) if they aren't in control of it.
โ Leo/aspecting Sun/5ยฐ,17ยฐ,29ยฐ: OOOOH those hip swings, you can recognize them instantly from just their catwalk, it's simply hypnotizing. These people take pride in their sensuality, and they know how to use it very well. You can't escape their attention if they have claimed you to be their prey. Another go getter like Aries, but not so in your face, because even if their focus is on what they want, they'd rather give ALL the signals until what they want comes to them. Very much like: i believe, i attract. Their charm is in the way they carry themselves, so wild and raw, a power of nature, these natives hair can play a huge part when when presenting themselves to the world. One of their game tecniques is the push-pull. They enjoy a good chasing, and it's also a way for them to test you if you're worthy of their time (yeah, they have big egos, so beware of that)
โ Virgo/aspecting Mercury/6ยฐ,18ยฐ: The unattainable one. Like seriously, people get obsessed over conquering the heart of this person just because of their nitpickiness and because they are unavailable 24/7. Others can get obsessed over fantasizing on these natives and creating stereotipes when they didn't even shared a conversation in the first place like...this is some powerful stuff. They naturally look so put together, when they wear basics it looks hot on them. Their seduction way is showing how skilled and talented they are, they can literally do anything when they activate the Sirene energy, they get obsessed over a thing and practice until they have mastered it (coff coff, hello... low self esteem and need of appreciation from others ๐). However, once they get some potential suitors they lowkey refuse them like they don't need them anymore, lmao, this is what drives them craaaaazy, "you did all that stuff for mee and now you're walking away? " ๐๐๐ Lemme get some morreee.
โ Libra/aspecting Venus/7ยฐ,19ยฐ: The too good to be true one. They put sooo much thought and intention and effort to present themselves that everyone can't help but look at them all the time. On top of this magnificent presentation add also a flirtatious and extroverted personality that pleases literally everyone around them and BOOM, you can't excape the trap of falling for them. They have a gracious and light aura, great posture and poise, literally princesses/princes. They truly feel like royalty, they also have this natural rich people vibe if you know what i mean. The best at getting what they want in social settings, can have a very innocent vibe that people love. People pleasing is their tecnique to get what they're after. They are one of the most seductive signs in this asteroid, but they're kinda unaware of it. I mean, sure, they know they're pretty but they don't know how many hearts they rob. Even strangers gets captivated by their charming presence, most likely to have suitors telling them "it was love at first sight".
โ Scorpio/aspecting Pluto/8ยฐ,20ยฐ: Heavy aura, attracts anything without even trying. They know how to make an entrance (Leos too, but Scorpios are much more subtle, and still, they get so much attention). People automatically throws themselves at these natives, all it takes is a glance and a little smirk and they living magnets. These people holds the throphy for being the MOST seductive of all the Sirene asteroid's signs . There's just something so intoxicating about them, you can't not get obsessed with them. They are the ones that has to be particularly careful of their aura because they are in this energy all the time and they attract a lot of stalkers, obsessive people, so these are (and should be) the natives that should have firm and clear boundaries. They'll find themselves stepping down at times just to calm this powerful magnetizing field around them, especially if they don't like the spotlight, but if the rest of the chart has placements that like to be the center of attention, this is surely a bombshell placement (watch out for the immense envy/jealousy from others)
โ Sagittarius/aspecting Jupiter/9ยฐ,21ยฐ: Their spontaneity is contagious. They're hot and cool, and know how to talk to people. Give them a night and they will befriend literally everyone at the party, and will reap so many opportunities out of nowhere. A favourite of the masses. Sometimes they can be a little loud and can get envy/jealousy from others, probably because of a rigid opinion they have, but they surely know how to play with it, telling jokes and conquering again the trust of those that didn't like them. They have such a careless and free spirit that they literally live day by day, without worrying much about the future, and people find this extremey hot. This placement is one of the most underrated one in terms of seduction, honestly when researching for this asteroid i found many siren-like women in our history that had/have Sirene in this sign, and i think it makes sense thinking about it, because Sirens are in their natural habitat out in the wild, so there's a sense of familiarity between the native and the raw energy of Sirens.
โ Capricorn/aspecting Saturn/10ยฐ,22ยฐ: The strategic and cold diva. People cannot enter their inner world and their vulnerabilities and this drives them mad and obsessed over knowing what's behind the mask. Can embrace their seductive charm later in life (probably from their 30s on). I have noticed these natives can have strong facial features that are difficult to forget. Attracts wealthy suitors, or will use their seduction to attract opportunity to get into power positions. They have an authoritative and mature aura, slow but decisive movements, can be intimidating to others, big D energy. Demanding of others and themselves. Calculating every move they make, good at getting the favour of those in charge. Could find themselves attracted to older/more mature people or they could attract them a lot. Intense, can be similar to Scorpio Sirene, but people are much more wary when approaching them (this is why usually older people are attracted to these natives, because they give off the vibe of knowing what they want)
โ Aquarius/aspecting Uranus/11ยฐ,23ยฐ: The one that to seduce just have to be authentic and nonchalant. Weird in a cool way, they catch people's attentions without even knowing, but just doing their thing. Their independence and uniqueness are their strong seduction charms. They're pretty unaware of their appeal because they don't even care about seduction in the first place, they have other things that go onto their mind. Their authenticity and disinterest may not attract many suitors, but the ones that get attracted by them are genuine and shares similarities to them, so they might find even THE ONE with this non-method-method. If they're interested in seducing, they might use very peculiar and unconventional ways to do so.
โ Pisces/aspecting Neptune/12ยฐ,24ยฐ: The innocent mysterious person everyone is secretly obsessed with. People will find themselves having wild fantasies on this person and not even knowing why. The way they walk and talk is smooth and divine, like they have a light surrounding themselves. Their eyes always seem to wonder around, like they're never in the present moment, and this fascinates people a lot. If they make eye contact when talking to you or listening to you, they will hypotize you 100%, even if they're not really listening or are having other thoughts. There's just something so enchanting and special about their eyes, also, often these people will have unique eyes or stunning shapes/colours (ex. Liz Taylor has Sirene in Pisces and she is known for having one of the rarest world's eye colour, purple). The least aware of their Sirene charm of all the signs.
M o r e โ o b s e r v a t i o n s:
Water sirene: innocent and wandering eyes
smooth and relaxing voices
Fire sirene: fierce and sexy eyes
clear and powerful voices
Air sirene: playful and flirty eyes
high pitched, unique and chameleon voices (good at changing their tone depending on the situation)
Earth sirene: sweet and calm eyes
deep and warm voices
And you've reached the end of this post! ๐
I hope you enjoyed it, i kinda wanted to include the houses too, but i think it'd been way too long to digest, so stay tuned for another post on Sirene in the houses
Edit: I published Sirene in the houses too! Click below to read the post (i also included Celebs examples)โจ
harryupdates "She was the first choice from the moment the idea popped in my head. I couldn't be happier about it. She's the best." HARRY ON WORKING WITH YN IN DAYLIGHT MUSIC VIDEO BTS
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hArrysbtch he in love
harrysmoustache HE BLUSHED SO HARD!!!!!
harryshoee the clips of the laughing together??????
harrysmylife and and and the way he looks at her
harrysfan94 but the clip when yn's doing all the jumping and all??? she's sooo good. couldn't harry just have her starring in the mv?