#he sucks so bad

[pluviatrix]

where have you been? and where were you twenty years ago? ten years ago? where were you when i was new, when i was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? how dare you! how dare you come to me now, when i am this!

this shithead makes me so sad. hour 1 i was like "vampire elf dandy with a 'tude?? sign me up expeditiously" and in hour 80 i was wallowing in a puddle of snot and vom. wtf. help

also im totally fudging the rules of vampirism and aging but gimme a break here nothing about d&d is consistent

#astarion #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #he sucks so bad #bg3 #tav #tavstarion #????? #mj art

[rocksandmirrors]

making Matt even cringier than he already is is my favorite hobby

#the owl house #mattholomule #gustholomule #steve tholomule #fanart #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #comic #he sucks so bad #i couldn't stop giggling at the stupid drawing/fanfic in the first panel

[saltplane]

LOOK UP AND ASK YOURSELF WHAT CAN I SEE IN THE PLASTER 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️☝️☝️☝️

#pizza tower #peppino #peppino spaghetti #he sucks so bad #someone kill him with rocks #saltsart

[call-me-apple]

It still boggles my mind that OG L'Manburg era c!Wilbur wasn't widely regarded as a villain he is such a fucking slimy asshole it's incredible like the man plans to "use the TommyInnits of the world" to build himself an industry and calls Tubbo "clay to be molded" in the very first stream he decided to be a danger to society from the get-go.

#HE SUCKS SO BAD #c!wilbur critical

[odd-lee]

Just saw Dune II for the second time and I'm really obsessed with the rebirth we see throughout the first two movies. The first time Paul kills a man, Paul Atreides dies and Mau'dib Usul is born. In his visions in the first movie he sees himself stabbed, killed on Jamis' blade. Because Paul Atreides dies when he kills Jamis. And Jamis' death heralds forth Mau'dib Usul, and quite literally guides him forth. Mau'dib dies when he takes the water of life, and Paul Mau'dib Atreides, duke of Arrakis is born. He is their Lisan al Gaib now, and he is no longer fighting it. Chani loved Mau'dib Usul, but she leaves behind Paul Mau'dib, because he is not her Paul any longer. And the final rebirth is what really gets me. When Paul Mau'dib Atreides, Duke of Arrakis, becomes Emperor Atreides. In that moment, he dies on the blade of Feyd-Rautha. Feyd-Rautha was supposed to bring forth the god emperor with Paul, and in a way, he does. His blade is what brings forth the final rebirth of Paul. And this final form of Paul is so alone. He stands alone (except for the women in his life, they're the real powerful ones here and always have been) while everyone kneels, he pulls the blade from his own shoulder and nobody moves forwards to help him, he has ascended into a complete and lonely godhood. Because that is what he's made himself. It's SOOO good. AUGH.

#dune movie #dune part 2 #dune 2 #paul atreides #idk just rambling #I could be onto nothing here but its been plaguing me #like visions from the south #like damn #he sucks so bad #and I'm eating it up #it's so fun to watch someone come into power so viscerally #it's horrifying and awesome

[theravequeen]

Ranted about this guy to my discord server but they got distracted---so Tumblr gets to hear about it instead.

Yeah he's my Dr. Strange dragon.

'Short' rundown on his lore: (A TW FOR DEATH!)

When he was little, his father left and his mother died. (Sounds like the beginning of hamilton----) leaving him with just his older brother and little sister. (Older brother currently unnamed, little sister is named Mirrordawn.)

Soon enough, his older brother dissapeared, presumed to be dead, so Strangesight was left to take care of Mirrordawn.

Eventually, he was found by a night/silkwing by the name of Runeweaver (image below)

She takes him and his sister to a large palace carved into the uncharted mountains past the sky kingdom.

There he meets a dragon known only as The Ancient One. The Ancient One (just TAO from here on out) tells Strangesight that this is a school of magic, for gifted animus dragons to learn how to control and maintain their magic.

Runeweaver and TAO quickly take Strangesight under their wings as an apprentice, Mirrordawn being watched over by some of the caretakers of the school.

One day, Strangesight, Mirrordawn, and a few other dragonets were playing outside on a frozen lake, when suddenly the ice breaks and Mirrordawn falls through. After a sickening few seconds, a young icewing dives in after her and pulls her out, but she already looks worse for wear. The other dragonets sort of leave one by one, leaving Strangesight with Mirrordawn.

Someone must've told TAO, because he shows up. Strangesight begs for TAO to heal Mirrordawn, but TAO refuses, telling Strangesight that if he uses his animus magic to heal Mirrordawn, she will become corrupted and evil, and eventually the magic will rot her away.

To Strangesight's horror and despair, he is forced to let Mirrordawn die.

After the funeral, Strangesight spends a lot of time in the healer's cave, learning all he ever can to save any other dragon before the only options are animus magic or death.

I haven't decided if this happens before or after Mirrordawn's death yet, but at some point, TAO and Runeweaver get in a huge fight, both accusing each other of being a traitor to the school. It ends with TAO killing Runeweaver right in front of Strangesight.

He assures Strangesight that Runeweaver was trying to steal magic for herself, a sure sign of a dark and evil dragon.

Still young, still naive, Strangesight believes TAO, and leaves runeweaver's body, a sickening feeling settling in his heart and stomach.

Years later, Strangesight perfects his magic and becomes TAO's top student and a great doctor.

Eventually he does find out about all of TAO's lies and deceptions, but I think that's best saved for a different post, if this one gets attention :3c

#ravens wof strangesight #wings of fire #wingsoffire #wof #wings of fire oc #wof oc #crossover au #fuck the ancient one #he sucks so bad #i hope he explodes #(he doesn't explode but he does die) #(hes also one of mt favorite villains/antagonists ive ever written #*my ) #tw death

[melonisopod]

This was after Heathcliff decided to be nice HDKSJDFKLJHERTKGJHREWGKTJR;WETGH

#he sucks so bad #canto vi spoilers #limbus company

[flaphack]

NOT LIN MANUEL MIRANDA FUCKING HATE IT HERE

#op #house md #I HATE MY LIFE #HE SUCKS SO BAD

[bellygunnr]

Season 3 Michael is so unhinged. First off the further we get into his job, the worse he gets. He has a few specific things that will set him off and that is: egregious reminders of his past and undue harm to his loved ones. Both at once and he's off to the races.

Knights of the Fast Lane is unhinged because he's just blindly charging in. Doesn't tell KITT his thought process, actively disrupts a police investigation, starts knocking shit together, and sacrifices KITT (again without telling him!!) to try and get an edge on the 'case.' Dude needs some fucking counseling and training for this fake identity shit because he just keeps incinerating his cover.

Zero self-reflection, zero hesitation, and utterly selfish. Everyday he lies to himself.

#he sucks so bad #its also just kind of sad #none of the flag folks want to be doing what theyre doing #gunny yells #knight rider

[manonslayme]

Me: hold on I’m doing hot girl shit *writing a fic where Cassian gets his ass beat by Manon*

#manon blackbeak #tog #throne of glass #anti cassian #he sucks so bad #writing this is very therapeutic

[meandering-didact]

One of my profs has an average rating of 1.2 on rate my professor lmao

#he sucks so bad #personal #one of the reviews just said “run” #the class average is like 45% 4 weeks in

[bioexorcizm]

i hate my wife

#he sucks so bad #.bj

[snas-anana]

There’s two wolves inside of me

…my life is in shambles

#my brain imploding from thinking #simultaneously ‘oh poor little mew mew🥺’ and ‘die ugly potato😒’ #he sucks so bad #but he has also done nothing wrong. ever. #afo

[madame-mongoose]

aperture scientists in the lab trying to think of the most obnoxious name possible for their obnoxious robot. like yeah you guys really knocked it out of the park with the name wheatley. no notes

#horrid name #its great #he sucks so bad #monnie rambles

[leofwines]

met my hero yesterday

#he sucks so bad

[kabutoraiger]

oh and your ass was doing so much better out there, hm? mr A rank?

#he sucks so bad #watching gotchard #gotchard spoilers