#he was really nice to talk to and i totally didnt see this coming

[medium-rare-bimbo]

Thinking about thoughts

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MINORS DNI

May contain Dubcon, age gap, dark characters, somnophilia, stepcest

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♡ sucking steve and Billy's cocks when they've just finished their basketball practice they suffocate you in their balls

"God you're fucking disgusting bet you're getting off on this arent you?"

"Billy be nice shes too dumb to care about a little bit of sweat"

♡ eddie would bite your boobs </3 would probably make your nipples bleed then flick them through your shirt

♡ I love the whole "stuck in the washing machine" porn plot <3 maybe you hosted a small get together at your house (Nancy, robin, eddie, steve, Jonathan, billy, argyle) and you quickly decide that you need to grab something from your room. Its stored at the back of your bed so you have no other choice but to crawl underneath to get it, unfortunately your bed frame decides to fall just as you were pulling out leaving you stuck with your back arched. Thankfully your friends hear your yells and come to help you but not before they have some fun with you first, you're covered in cum and spit by the end. Your cunt all puffy swollen and sore but your night doesnt end there because they soon find out that they cant Lift the bed :((( meaning they have to call for help, big strong hopper shows up and stretches you out even more but eventually pulls you out from beneath the crushed bed.

♡ billy would 110% fuck you then take pictures of you just to show to his teammates (who tried to flirt with you) that you were his

♡ •whoever• helping there favourite cheerleader stretch, pressing your legs to you chest as they repeatedly hit that special spot that makes you feel all gooey inside

♡ rockstar! eddie fucking you on stage 👁👁

♡ billy/eddie making you cry just so they can wipe your tears and jerk off with them. They're being so mean to you, tears are streaming down your cheeks and dripping onto their cock

♡ mrs wheeler had a bad date night and comes home wine drunk, you're having a sleepover with nancy (whose already asleep) you stumble into the kitchen for a glass of water when you hear her enter. You're not sure how you ended up with her red lipstick smudged between your thighs or your swollen, juice soaked lips but you're not complaining especially when she invites you over the next day

♡ robin really likes your boobs. Almost in a obsessive kinda way. Theyre always so sore and bruised from how much she sucks on them, there are small crescent moon shaped cuts from where she squeezes them aswell as finger shaped marks. Shes always so sorry when you whine in pain as struggle to put your bra on choosing to just pull your shirt on without the wired piece of fabric, her apologies are insincere as she cant help but gawk at your chest and your hardened nipples. It's a win her book

♡ steve x bimbo! reader who loves skating !! He always sees you in your mini skirts and roller skates but can never seem to get the opportunity to talk to you that is until you come into family video looking for some elvis movie for your grandma, despite his charm and flattery you're too dumb to understand his flirting and brush him off he assumed  you were playing hard to get and Almost like clock work youd come in every week to return and rent a new movie then indirectly reject him. Steve had gotten tired of the schedule you had both fallen into when he decided to ask you directly

"Are you not interested in me or something? Am I getting the wrong signals? Because everytime i try to flirt with you, you just ignore it.  Arr you ju- just not into men? Or-"

"Oh my god! I didnt know you were flirting with me silly! like I dont think you ever said something in a flirty way. And by the way as much as I love women I also totally love men maybe not as much but that's not important. You know if I had known you were flirting I would've soo gone out with you I mean-"

He coudlnt believe his ears, you didnt know he was flirting with you? He used the most obvious pick up lines

"W-wait what do you mean you didnt know I was flirting with you?"

"Well it's not like you asked me to bend over so how was I supposed to know?"

"...I dont think that's flirting"

You felt so bad for him :((( you couldnt believe how dumb you were for not realising sooner </3 luckily for Steve his break was soon which gave you a chance to make up for it, although the storage room was not the ideal place for you to be on your knees you couldnt find a thought to care.

♡ eddie would bite your pussy. Nobody else will say it but he would be devouring your cunt then bite you

♡ breeding kink! With dark! Steve!!! Hed fuck you anytime he gets the chance, bent over the sink? Boom cock in you, in the shower? Boom filled, when you sleep? BOOM BOOM BOOM COCK

♡ sucking on man titties 👁👁

♡ hehe flayed billy making you eat ice before you suck him off because he likes the cold

♡ hopper cucking Phil!! Fucks his pretty lil wife right in front of him, hes tied up with a cock ring !!!! Hopper threatens to knock you up and claim you !!!

♡ argyle jerking off infront of you <3<3 you're getting high in the back of his van and he cant help but get turned on by the look of you, you've always been close and in the drug induced haze you cant help but let him stroke himself especially when he asks so nicely

♡ nancy has so many toys its insane, shes also very adamant about using them on you

♡ eddie in panties!!!! Eddie in panties!! MY PRETTY BOY!!! dont think this means hes going to be submissive for you if anything he gets meaner maybe he makes you wear them after he gets all his cum smeared on the inside

♡ stepdad hopper fingering you under the table at dinner !!! His thick fingers sliding against your gummy walls, he sucks off your juices playing it off as him enjoying his food

♡ billy pulls your pussy apart just to spit on it before eating, sometimes smacks your clit too just so see it swell up, likes forcing his fingers into you so he can feel how you try to push him out. Hes probably tattooed his name on to your mound

♡ eddie pretends to pray before spitting on your clit, he uses his pointer finger to move his salvia around maybe nibbles at it too. He just likes watching your hips jerk towards him, gets him worked up to know that only he can please you

♡ steve kisses your clit but not just a simple peck this man makes out with your clit !!! He sucks and swirls his tongue around it practically forces his faces as close as he can get. He loves tasting you, he loves knowing that you juices linger on him

♡ argyle loves stretching your pussy apart to watch your hole clench around nothing. He thinks your cunt is the prettiest thing hes ever seen and could spend forever looking at it. He eats you out slowly trying to prolong leaving his space between you thighs, his lips are swollen by the end and his face is covered in your juices

♡ Jonathan kisses your clit before going down on you, his mouth is all over you and hes constantly lapping up the juices that spill out of you. His fingers are buried inside of you and are moving from your hole to his mouth

♡ hopper is mean and spits on you aswell as spanks your poor cunt. He fingers you so expertly that you feel like you're in heaven, his mouth never leaves your clit and you're all sensitive the next morning from his moustache. He prolongs your orgasms until your screaming and crying for release

♡ nancy is also mean </3 she gets you on the floor and presses her foot into you covered pussy, she makes it seem like such a hassle to eat you out but her actions contradict as shes always pulling down you panties to press you against her mouth

♡ 001 is the worst of the worst that man loves watching you wither in whatever pain mixed pleasure he gives you, hes so mean and always bites and pinches your clit. You rarely get to cum when he goes down on you, only granting you permission when you're wrapped around his cock

♡ robin is in awe everytime she gets to taste you, shes constantly looking up at you as you whine and moan. Shes spent hours training herself to know your weak spots, she makes you cum so many times that you can barely keep your eyes open. She loves looking at your fucked out face and wet thighs

♡ chrissy is so sweet!! When the rest of the cheerleaders have left the locker room and have gone home you're both left alone. You're feeling bad about not perfecting a move and she has to make sure you're feeling good. She takes her time with you making sure you feel loved, she has you sat on a bench with her kneeling on the ground. Shes suffocating herself between your thighs and she wouldnt have it any other way

♡ innocent(?) Reader wants to know if cocks can get hickeys, luckily her boyfriend/bestfriend is willing to help in her experiment

♡ mean girl! Bimbo! Reader calls dark! Eddie's friendgroup "a bunch of virgin incels" he corners her and forces her into the hellfire room. He then shows her how much of a "virgin incel" he is

♡ prince! Steve,  banished! Eddie, rival! Prince! Billy, royal painter! Jonathan (no cameras so hes a painter now) royal cook! Argyle, king! hopper, princess! Nancy, royal advisor! Robin x maid! Reader (maybe not all at once but the thoughts are there)

♡ mechanic! Scumbag! Eddie who always says theres something wrong with bimbo! Readers car just so he can see her, he always gets under the car when youre wearing your infamous mini skirts. Hes so nice to you and you get him lunch when hes been working so hard <3<3 his only desired payment is your tight warm hole <3<3<3<3<3<3

♡ 001 getting obsessed with Billy's girlfriend after he possesses him <3<3 hunts you down after billy is killed, traps you in the creel house to be his housewife

♡ hopper breed me challenge, want to be his dumb personal fleshlight whose only good for being his house wife

♡ argyle hate fucking dominos worker! Reader

♡ perv! eddie has a set of dice that has been blessed by your pussy, thinking innocent! reader wanted to know how to play dnd and goes to eddie only for him to get carried away and just stuffing you with dice. Probably got bored and somehow convinced you to get on his lap, he held your down as he rubbed your clit as he forced the 20 sided die inside of you. He keeps a die on him at all times tucked away in his jeans, it's his good luck charm the rest get stored next to his bedside table where he kisses them goodbye before hellfire

♡ mrs wheeler boobs in my mouth please !!!!!! Got a vibrator pressed against eachother, she calls me her little baby and I just AEAKSBWON

♡ being Jonathan's girlfriend and coming to meet his parents only to be face first in Joyce's pussy with hoppers fat cock in your womb <3<3<3

♡ innocent(?)! Stalker! Reader takes pictures of herself naked, posed on her teddy pair, in her cotton panties, in the shower, fingers deep in her cunt just so she can give them to her favourite people. Thankfully shes always wore long skirts and baggy cardigans so nobody can trace back whose body it is

♡ I'm still not a furry but I 170% believe that eddie needs a bunny girlfriend (aka me)

♡ vampire eddie chasing down nymph! Fairy! reader to have his way with her

♡ bear! Hopper fucking bunny! Reader over fallen tree maybe it's just regular hopper and his fairy/nymph! Fuck toy

♡ AAAAA dark! Eddie coming home after a bad day finding you sleeping on the couch, he needs relief and you're the perfect thing. He climbs on top of you fucking you awake with his pierced cock.

♡ billy cums on your pussy before the day starts just so your cunt gets nice and moisturized with his seed

♡ eddie walks around the trailer with his hand down his pants he says it's to keep them warm but hes really just touching himself

♡ picnic in the woods where I just get fucked dumb and fed fruit <3 taken back to a cabin where I'm all warm and naked near the fire <3<3<3<3<3<3

♡ 👁👁 Murray keeping nymph! Reader as a pet as much as he likes his strange horny creature he cant keep up with your stamina so calls for backup from his good ol friend hopper

#stranger things x reader #eddie munson x reader #billy hargrove x reader #steve harrington x reader #jonathan byers x reader #argyle x reader #001 x reader #henry creel x reader #chrissy Cunningham x reader #nancy wheeler x reader #robin buckley x reader #joyce byers x reader #karen wheeler x reader #enzo x reader #jim hopper x reader #hopper x reader #bimbo reader #succubus reader

[muikitoo]

Hi,Ummm,good morning/night

Can I request something regarding the Rottmnt boys,I want them their love at first sight with a female reader in a school ay(More like a mix between the Yokai/mutant/human society

(No rush,It's ok if you don't want to do it and stuff,It's totally fine to take your time☺️,Have a nice day/night)

Love at first sight

Aged up! Rottmnt x fem! Reader

(somewhere around their 20s)

Warnings:

None

A/N: this was so hard to do for me for some reason (especially Mikey and Raph), i had to think for a few days for certain scenarios and this might come late bc i rlly want it to be good. Im sorry if it isnt what u expected 🙏

You were an English teacher who recently started working at a new school. Youre quite nervous, but exciting at the thought of what awaits you with this sudden change.

Donnie

- Donnie was one of those strict science teachers that nobody dared to underestimate.

- At first, he didnt seem too interested when he heard of a new teacher who started working there.

- hes never even been a romantic type, he honestly didnt care and let fate decide if he gets a partner or not.

- When he saw you for the first time though, he thought he might be hallucinating.

- "Oh sweet Galileo help me.."

- you probably immediately checked his "cute but mean" type without even saying a single word

- He became more interested in you, talking to you more often, even at times asking u to meet up during the break.

- "Hey, uhm.. Could i maybe interest u in some coffee during the break?"

- he thought all of this "romantic feeling" thing wasnt real, but he seriously cant help but fall for you.

Leo

- Leo is obviously the laid-back cool Spanish teacher.

- Almost every student liked him, he was chill and even jokes around

- (he once drew donnie on the board with a huge forehead and wrote "megamind" next to it)(no, donnie did not take that well)

- He was quite interested when he heard of a new teacher, hell he was probably the first one to interact with you out of his brothers

- The second he saw you, this mf fell straight face down in love with you

- "oh mi gosh thats the new teacher?! Shes gorgeous! Do you see her Donnie?! You see her?! Oh i so need to get her number!!"

- tries to act sly and flirt with you

- and fails miserably

- "Hey there hermosa, how do you feel about a date? Ya know, just you and me? *Wink wink* *leans on wall, trips and falls miserably*"

- (A/N: i cried writing that)

Mikey

- Mikey is the sweet art teacher and students enjoy being around him, but yet again they probably wont dare to underestimate his "Dr. Delicate touch" side

- He was quite excited when he heard about a new teacher.

- When he saw you, he suddenly felt nervous and flustered. And he knew why.

- at this point, everyone but you knew abt how he admires you, a little more than in the friendly way.

- He couldnt get the courage to go and talk to you, which put Dr. Feelings to shame

- When you actually started talking tho, you got quite close.

- Youd be with him almost every break

- You would often stay in his classroom/art studio and watch him paint during the lunch break

- and during those times he even asks u to pick his colours

- "Hey Y/n, which colour do you think would suit the ladies dress more? Red or blue?"

- Sometimes you even jokingly ask to be his model, but in all honesty he doesn't mind at all

- you guys were an inseparable duo, and he caught himself falling more and more for you

Raph

- He's the PE teacher, hes fun but strict when he needs to be.

- He doesnt mind that theres a new teacher, hes quite excited abt it actually - he would gladly want to meet you.

- First thing that catches his eye is that he thinks youre really pretty.

- He's most likely stuttering during ur first convo now😭

- Hes super sweet, bringing you coffee and/or lunch, helping u out with random teacher stuff, checking up of u, ect

- "Hey! How you feeling? I brought you some coffee.. if youd like."

- Hes so shy, but he cant help but feel his heart flutter every time you thank him or show appreciation towards him

A/N: Raph was so hard and i know it's not accurate at all. Ive literally been beating my ass up bc of him cuz i didnt have any ideas😭😭 this took super long and I'm really sorry about that, i hope it turned out the way u wanted🙏 anyways its 1AM so im js posting this cuz i have nothing else to do😔

#rise of the tmnt #rise leo #rise!donnie x reader #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #raphael rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x you #rottmnt donnie x reader #rottmnt raph x reader #rottmnt mikey x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo x reader #rise mikey #rise donnie #rise of the turtles #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt fluff #rise disaster twins #leonardo tmnt #tmnt donnie #tmnt raphael #tmnt mikey #leo x reader #donnie x reader #rise donnie x reader #rise raph x reader

[strawb3rrystar]

totally didnt trip and run here…why would that happen.

anywho, stolas x stellas cousin!gn! reader :3 idrc if its platonic or romantic this man needs a friend/someone to care ab him and actually show it (staring at blitzø)

if platonic, then it could be that they have a marriage of convenience and stolas is off put but them but they reassure both him and octaviva that they arent like their cousins lol and from there they befriend stolas and be his rock for whenever blitzø shuts down and pushes stolas away

if romantic then it could just be a silly slow burn with stilas veru confused bc he loves blitzø but also is beginning to like his new spouse?! (then they could talk and the cousin could be like “dude we dont gotta be exclusive. esp since u still like the imp dude. if u want, take thing slow, see where u end up and how you feel.”)

and when reader shows affection stolas is taken aback bc all the people in his life aren’t really forward with their own affections?

soz if this is lengthy 😭😭 i love this sad bird sm and just want him to have someone to rely on that isnt his kid or his BF

It wasn't just a marriage of convenience.

Pairing: Stolas x GN! Stella's cousin! Reader

Warnings: Stella slander (im sorry), very slight blitz slander (again, sorry)

Word count: 816

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Stolas wasn't too keen on remarrying, especially when he found out it would be his ex-wife's cousin. He expected to be just like the rest of your snobby family.

The first time he met you, your beak upturned in a smile that could've been fake. But there was no faking the look in your eyes. The way you were hanging off every word as he talked. That was the most genuine thing about your family. Your eyes always gave you away. Stolas learned that quickly with Stella. Even when she was trying to be nice, her eyes always revealed her true feelings.

After the wedding, Stolas realized the heels of your fancy shoes didn't echo in the hallways like Stella's did. Her footsteps always sent chills down his spine because they were always filled with fury. No matter where you were in the palace, you could always hear her coming.

The first time you threw a ball, it wasn't for a selfish reason, it was for your friend's birthday. Unlike Stella's amazing idea of a 'not divorced' party. She would glide across the ballroom with fake poise, her head turned up at everyone who was below her. But you move so effortlessly and with such elegance that you could put your cousin to shame.

It felt odd to be living with you at first. To be sleeping in the same bed. But you mostly kept to yourself during the day. Stolas finally could get some peace and quiet now that Stella's constant torment was gone. During dinner, when you were all sat at the table, you would have an actual conversation with him. Octavia seemed to like you as well, the two of you would talk about things that she liked. And you would hangout in the library at night.

You weren't trying to be a new parent for Via. Or a new spouse for Stolas. You were just simply existing in the same space. Not trying to disrupt the environment before you. Maybe that's why he was just so drawn to you. You cared about his problems, listened to him, but didn't pry. Even when your cousin was brought up, you were never angry. You were just an observer.

But now Stolas was in a dilemma. He likes Blitz, but now he also likes.. you? It sent his head into spirals, rethinking the last year of his life. It was so bad he couldn't concentrate on the words in his book. Because just a few feet away his spouse sat at their vanity, putting some eye drops in their eyes. Stolas takes a deep breath, going over every outcome in his head. Before he knew what he was doing, the words were coming out of his mouth. "Uh, hey?"

This gains your attention, and you turn to him. But not just your head, you did a full body turn towards him. Satan you were so beautiful. Stolas would compare your beauty to that of the stars. Your head tilts every so slightly, your eyes fill with affection. "Yes?"

"I'm having a bit of a problem.." Stolas admits, setting his book on the nightstand. By the time he looked back at you, you were already sitting on the bed with him. "What kind of problem?"

"I think I'm starting to love you..." He mumbles scratching the back of his neck and then smoothing down his feathers. "Why is that a problem?"

You already knew about his relationship with Blitz as he would often express his issues to you. It was a very simple question, but it made Stolas even more confused. "Because I can't like two people at once."

He shakes his head, his hands in his lap. You raise an eyebrow, then chuckle to yourself. "Stolas, we don't have to be exclusive. Especially since I know how special that Imp is to you. We can take things slow, see if we like it. If not, we can go back to how things are, I won't be upset."

His eyes widen at your words. His body felt like it was on fire. But not the 'I'm horny' kind of fire. More like 'I love you so much I think I'm going to explode' kind. "Could I.. kiss you then?"

You smile, the type of smile that made his heart melt for you. You inch over to him, taking his wing in yours. "I would love nothing more than that."

It was one of the most love filled, passionate kisses that Stolas had ever experienced. His claws grabbing at you like you'd slip away if he didn't. Your claws touch his face delicately, as if he were a glass figure that would shatter if you pressed too hard. When the two of you pull away, Stolas buries his face into your neck. And the two of you cuddle into each other for the rest of the night.

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[sonnyangelgirl]

i need re2r stalker leon with an idol reader :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

mdni

warnings: stalking, gross leon, this is unfinished i donr think i ever will finish it 😇😇😇 enjoy tho i didnt proof read this

imagine, you're an up-and-coming idol, your group isn't all that popular and you aren't really a fan favorite.

he's just some cop, doesn't have a girlfriend, probably not getting one soon. he's attractive, sure, but he's not good with women.

one day, he hangs out with claire. the whole time she just rambles about this girl group she discovered, showing leon a video of them!

claire was just ecstatic about the fact that your group was coming to racoon city and she got tickets to see you.

she invites leon to the concert with her, he doesn't have anything to do so he agrees to go. when the day comes, he sees you.

you're just so.. cute! the way you glow onstage, you have that kind, girl-next-door vibe to you. he can't help but stare at you in pure awe, you were so beautiful.

he had to have you to himself.

as soon as he got home he researched everything about you!

he feels so gross, hes a grown man! why is he so obsessed over an idol that doesn't even know he exists??

Well, its fine anyways. This is what your company wants, right? To make these creepy losers obsessed with your group and spend all their money ln merch!

Plus, he wasn't obsessed with you per se, he just... really liked you, alot!

He thought you were pretty and wanted to know everything about you, he wanted to count how many moles you had on your body, he wanted to know your favorite things, what you disliked, etc! There's nothing wrong with that.. right?

He wasn't gonna buy any of your merch, he wasn't that weird! For God's sake, he was a cop, a grown man, why would he spend his hard earned money on some stupid idol goodies?

As soon as he got his next paycheck, he ordered some of your merch.

This couldn't keep going! He just needed to be closer to you!

When your company announced tickets for a fansign, he was quick to buy them.

Sure, he will only be able to eat instant noodles of the next few weeks if he wanted to pay his bills, but it's okay! Its worth it because of you.

He saw people buying their favorite idols some gifts, he wasn't sure what to get you so he just bought a bouquet of flowers and a plushie of your favorite animal.. he tried.. ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

He doesn't really care about talking to the other members much, and when it's his turn to talk to you, he could cry of happiness.

his face turns so flushed and he gets a bit sweaty, when you offer to shake his hand, he swears healmost creams his pants. Your hands were so small, he could smell your perfume and it was making him all hazy inside.

"Hii, what's your name?" Your voice echoes through his head, he cant even think.

"Leon — 'm.. uh.. I got you — a gift.." He stuttered like crazy, his hands trembled as he handed you the flowers and plushie.

You see the way he's nervous, you put a gentle hand on his shoulder and smile sweetly, "Hey, no need to be nervous, okay?" You say this despite the fact he has the mannerisms a total creep. Sure, hes cute, has a nice face and moles, but still, you cant help but feel creeped out.

It's your job as an idol though, to smile, be nice, let the fans be weird to you. His face lights up when you say that.

#leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #leon kennedy x you #resident evil #resident evil x reader #re2 remake #re2 leon #resident evil leon #yandere leon kennedy

[tgcg]

when I read HS years ago I didn't like davekat, because I didn't see it coming. but your art? it's so soft AND canon. now I understand why people like this ship

ive seen a couple other ppl say this in the tags over the months and its so… fucking cool. like. im honored seriously. i am really happy to hear this shit & thank you for telling me this anon

now stop reading here if you dont wanna hear me ramble aimlessly about dk

the softness is a rlly important part of it to me. karkats got this abject earnestness to him that dave is embarrassed by at first but warms up to as he moves into post-irony. its kind of like karkat is a mirror of the things dave wouldn’t let himself be. and karkat is exactly the kind of person to see through this veneer of irony and find someone who is really kind of fucked up, and a Fuck up (noun) like he is, but who is also a really considerate person when you look at his actions over his words. that goes both wayz. it’s like they accept themselves by accepting each other, and it’s a very soft thing

do you remember that moment in openbound where dave says he’s glad he and karkat have their embarrassing conversations in private, and karkat says, me too? haha that conversation was rlly awkward. but it changed me chemically i was like. is this real. anyways

“privacy” and “earnestness” are pretty major “words” i’d use to characterise how i see their relationship. it’s also major themes of their characters. it comes together nicely and they kinda solve each other in this department i think

to me they were always kinda 2 sides of the same coin as knights. and it always made sense 2 me they’d balance each other out, if they could get over themselves and the preconceptions they had of each other. which they did eventually and quietly. sad that was covered in the span of a single flash animation with no dialogue but yk. “homestuck is a first draft” theory and all

i was a davekat liker from the moment dave made fun of karkat for talking about his lips so much in the “famous encounter”, but i totally see why peeps wouldnt have seen it coming otherwise. honestly i kinda didnt i thought theyd just keep joking about it til the end but i mean yeah

its important to me and im glad i’m somehow able to convey that to other people

so yeah thanks a ton

#randytime #cool people

[the-s1lly-corner]

Splendorman, Puppeteer, and Hoodie spending time w/ the Reader on Valentine's after they got stood up

can be seen as either purely platonic or platonic but the boys have a crush on the reader, didnt really write it with anything specific in mind!

SPLENDORMAN:

oh he would feel for you when you come home visibly upset... pulls you to him and hugs you, rubs your back... how dare that person hurt you ! i think he would try to make an at home date to try to make you feel better... doesnt hold back; hes going to put on a playlist for ambience, hes going to try to make a nice dinner.. hes going to light candles, get flowers. hes going to make it as gushy as he can, he doesnt care if it makes him look like some lovesick dork, the soft chuckle you let out when you see the scene he curated for you is what he was aiming for. even if he saw you only as a friend i think he would still do this.. this method of cheering you up is definitely better than trying to badger you into feeling better

HOODIE:

a lot more casual than splendorman, but i do think he would still do something for you. sits you down on the couch, signs to you that hes going to handle dinner so youre not going to be sitting down wondering what the hell hes doing. hes not the best cook, but hes not terrible. hes going to attempt to make one of your favorite foods, if the ingredients are available.. i think it would turn into you guys eating and watching a movie together. urges you to go to bed early, though, especially if youve been crying. for someone who seems so nonchalant or neutral most of the time, hes very firm when it comes to you taking care of yourself. sweetens everything up by making you breakfast, too. not too good of a verbal comforter but he might sign some... not so nice things about your date

PUPPETEER:

usually hes not going to be the one to bend over backwards for anyone, or do any grand gestures like the other two... but... seeing you upset ticks something inside him, i mean youre his silly little.... friend... it makes him feel a little rotten inside, so i think he might force you to sit down. "stop making that face, you're going to set wrinkles in your pretty little face" as he works his hands into your shoulders trying to undo the tension. definitely a self care do-er in terms of face masks and that sort of thing. plus its soothing to him in a way, kind of like dressing up a doll. weird though process, but puppeteer is a little odd like that. you two talk shit about your date, puppeteer really being the one to initiate it as he does your nails. bonus if he paints your yellow to match his. oh hes going to talk so much shit so get ready, hes going to totally unload

#creepypasta x you #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta imagine #splendorman x reader #splendorman x you #splendorman imagine #hoodie x reader #hoodie x you #hoodie imagine #puppeteer x reader #puppeteer x you #puppeteer imagine

[crushedsweets]

WWHAT WUD THE CREEPS DO 4 HALLOWEEN I MUST KNOW

anon... yes i like this. general disclaimer this is tailored to my au !! stuff under cut

toby likes it, thinks its fun and stuff. he's not the type to dress up beyond like, maybe a jacket and a mask or whatever, but he'll go and buy(steal) stupid ass halloween decorations from spirit or the dollar store. there r several mini skeletons sitting around his cabin. he treats it like elf on the shelf, but. . . skeletons... def will sit around and watch scary movies with a bag of halloween candy . totally carves pumpkins with whoever will do it with him

tim wouldnt really want to do much cuz he's just tired, but he probably would put out a small little pumpkin and bowl of candy outside his door. he's in an apartment so he doesnt really get trick or treaters. will prob buy some candy after halloween so its on sale

brians so annoying omfg(lovingly) he'd buy a fake arm, blood, and wig and stick it in his trunk so it looks like an arm is sticking out. yall know what im talking about. him and tim share an apartment so he'd prob try to actually put something simple around it, like some plastic pumpkins, but nothing really big. he is also a grown man with no kids, so he doesnt find himself going all out for these things

natalie. ok i recently made it where she's either already a tattoo artist, or learning to be a tattoo artist or whatever, but i could see her and some coworkers setting up the shop all halloweeny. she's so fucking tall that they'd just call her over for all the spider web stuff. she thinks its fun and she likes halloween a lot so it's cool. she'd get a huge kick out of doing halloween tattoos during october too. goes and hangs out with toby/nina for it

nina goes to parties . she HAS to get a whole new costume for every party. its super wasteful but she doesnt care all that matters is shes sexy. every year without fail she is a sexy gothic vampire for one of the parties. she works at hot topic, BUT she'd absofuckinglutely get a second job at spirit halloween for october. she's a creepy galll... def sets her apartment up super cutely, brings toby and nat over so they can carve pumpkins with her, tries to dress them up, etc. tons of halloween posts on her social medias too LOL shes so cute

jeff would prob also go to more like... weirder ( ?) parties with creeps and scary people roaming around just doing crazy shit. warehouse shit. prob finds someone to bring home and kill. he thinks its fun, its easier to just go about his days looking the way he does, he loves scaring the fucking shit out of people. doesnt decorate or wear costumes though, says its cringe LMFAO. hates how hyped nina is about it

jane and mary would totally decorate, but in a much more.. ? elegant ? way. like those tall skinny candles, swap out their doormat for something halloween themed, really nicely done pumpkins for some reason. jane would want to host a cute little halloween dinner for uni friends. probably just gets simple costumes, like she'd put on a witch hat and black dress and thats all, but its cute. takes sally (and ben, if sally asks him to come) trick or treating.

sally draws tons of drawings, loves disney halloween marathons, paints on pumpkins(doesnt like the smell of gutting them), etc. she'd decorate with jane cuz she lives w her. she loves it so much but she still gets scared of the animatronic things at stores and stuff LOL. begs ben to trick or treat w her. really embarrassing for ben

ben wouldnt do much besides like. he'd get worse w his internet trolling (scaring the fucking shit out of teens on the internet), start doing more actual hauntings bc nobody will believe his victims during october which means slender wont find out he's doing it. he would not want to go trick or treating..but he'd go with sally with a pillow case and he'd try to awkwardly stand further back but the ppl at the door would always b like 'aw dont be shy come here!' LOL

jack doesnt celebrate it, his family didnt really celebrate it much when he was human so he doesnt do it now. he does get kinda sad during holiday season though, cuz of obvious reasons, but halloween isnt the strongest Pain for him

liu is so fucking miserable theres no way. jk he'd set out like, some pumpkins and maybe get one of those lights that project ghosts onto his garage, but he wouldnt want to go all out or do anything to the inside of his house. jeff really liked halloween when he was younger so its kinda like ouch but he's getting overit. i guess. . .

kate doesnt..celebrate anything........ but when she does occasionally visit the cabin, maybe for food or a shower, and she sees toby decorated, she'd be happy to see it. she's kinda unsettling to be around, but she'd sit down and watch a movie with him in silence. then bring a massive bag of candy to the mine w her w/o telling toby. he just had to cope

ann and lulu dont do anything in the hospital. they dont really have any concept of time........... or the resources to decorate... and they dont get any trick or treaters... cuz theyre...stuck in an abandoned hospital in the woods . . . yeah..

ty for ask anoni like this one. very simple but very sweet

#asks #creepypasta fanart #creeped #ticci toby #clockwork creepypasta #god i dont wanan tag #i give up #nina the killer #ill do my 3 and thats it.

[sakusaur]

hi how are you ? if you don't mind could you write something about something Noel Noa please where he's jealous (example of his girlfriend getting along with Chris Prince) and so he wants to show her that it's him her boy friend

hello! thank you for the request and i hope you like it! :)

jealous noel noa and how he puts the rest to shame

sfw / gn! reader

it’s not easy to rile noel up but when it comes to you, he can turn unhinged. and its not that he’s insecure or anything like that, he just doesn’t trust the men around you (if only you knew what the players talk about in the locker rooms).

or more especially, he doesnt trust chris prince.

to be put on the same pedestal as chris in terms of soccer already annoys him a little. but to see you talking to him by the side offs after the match, pisses him off.

to make matters worse, he has his shirt off for whatever fucking reason as usual.

he answers the interviewer’s question absentmindedly, only focusing on you and quickly makes his way over to you laughing at whatever stupid thing chris has to say.

“y/n,” noel greets you with a peck on your cheek which is really unexpected as he’s not big on PDA. you smile and instantly change your stance, putting your weight on one feet as you lean back to feel his hand around your waist.

“woah noel, i totally did not know they’re yours, i just couldnt help myself talking to someone so beautiful,” chris raises his hands up in the air in defense and lightly teasing.

that made noel tighten his grip around your waist and you run your fingers against his thigh to find his other hand, interlacing it with reassurance.

“it was nice of chris to accompany me when i told him i was waiting for you,” you smiled at noel.

noel loosens his grip a little and you can feel him exhaling before he says, “well thanks chris, if you’d excuse us, we have a post match celebration to get to.”

“oh no problem lover boy, i hope i see you sometime again,” he winked at you and before you could say goodbye to chris, noel quickly pulls you away.

“i didnt ask him to take his shirt off by the way, that was so random of him.” you said as noel quickly dismisses the rest of the interviewers who were coming in both your ways.

noel sighed, “yeah i know, i just didn’t like seeing you laughing with him and i wished you were the first person i talked to after the match instead of those interviewers.”

“well i’ll make sure to be the first person to talk to when you win your next match!” you lifted your interlocked hands with him and kisses his knuckles, and he squeezes your hand back with contentment as you two walk through the stadium’s hallway.

#check pinned requests always open #blue lock imagines #blue lock x y/n #noel noa x reader #blue lock x you #blue lock x reader #💌 - requests

[sawturn77]

𝑶𝑪𝑬𝑨𝑵 𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺 (𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒐 𝒎𝒆𝒈𝒖𝒎𝒊 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓)

01: swore i’ve seen you before.

MASTERLIST.

january 1st, 2018.

it was rather cold that day.

the ice rink was already cold, but warmer than it was outside. my skates glided against the empty rink; the sound filled my mind and i started to daydream. i felt pretty absentminded recently. i don’t know why. i wasn’t think about anything important. sometimes i’d think about the future, then the past, then about black fluffy dogs. white ones too. oh, maybe i should ask sugu if we can get one. maybe two. three would be nice. satoru could pay for them. my skates start to screech loudly, and i hit my head on a wall.

“ouch!” I exclaimed, falling flat on my butt. was that wall always there?? okay, im being over dramatic, but that really hurt. i lay there on the cold floor, defeated. the lights are too bright. way too bright. my forehead ached from impact, as well as my tush. As i lay there sulking, i hear a familiar chime of the door opening. i turn my head towards the entrance. it was yuji and nobara. i immediately sit up, determined not to make myself look helpless in front of them. “Yuji! Nobara! aha, what a surprise!” I smile at them. nobara, on the other hand, looked disappointed. she sighed. “what the hell are you doing on the floor?”

“i fell..”

“…”

yuji stifled a laugh and nobara just sighed. “well, whatever. isn’t it about time you head home?” she pulled out her phone, showing the clock on the lock screen. it was already 6:00. “you’re right..wait, but why are you here?” “you forgot?” yuji queried. a pregnant silence enveloped us as i tried to think of what i may have forgotten. her expression only got harsher by the second, but i could remember anything…whoops? “uh..could..could you remind me?” nobara’s groan filled my ears as i lightly chuckled, hoping to ease her frustration. “we’re spending new years eve together at your house, remember?” oh, now i remembered. “oh yeah! i totally remembered! i was just trying to see if you did! aha!aha..” nobara’s frown didn’t make me feel any better about forgetting. “okay…well, hurry up and pack up, y/n. the next subway is leaving at 6:20.” i nodded as yuji helped me up. i got off the rink and put my regular shoes on.

——

the three of us got to the subway on time. we sat down, talking about iceskating, karate, dogs, and whatnot. our conversations always seemed never ending. nobara was a student whos grades up were just a tad bit below average all the time. yuji on the other hand, only made a ‘c’ every other month. he was apart of the karate club at jujutsu high, one of the best members, if i remember correctly. me on the other hand, there were some ‘b’s on my report card occasionally, but i mostly kept my grades up. i didn’t join any clubs, since i always visit the ice rink after school.

——

once we got to my house, we take off our shoes and our coats, leaving them at the front door. i drop the bag with my ice skates as well. “i’m home!” i call out. Satoru peaks his head around the corner and my face immediately drops to a frown. i was only exaggerating my dislike for him to irritate him. “ugh, you again.” i stick my tongue out at him as he gasps. “rude! respect your elders!” The aroma of delicious food fills my nose. nobara and yuji practically start drooling. “food!” they exclaimed like starved people. they ran into the kitchen to greet my brother, while i headed to the living room. “i’ll be so happy the day you stop hogging my brother from me.” i whisper harshly at satoru. he only chuckles, his large hand ruffling my hair. “aww, youre still so mean? i thought i wouldve grown on you when i bought that entire ice rink for you as a christmas present.” i slap his hand away. “you had a few days of glory. thats it.” satoru’s gaze shifted to the figure that sat on the couch. i didnt even notice them! “oh, i almost forgot! megumi, come here!” wait, megumi? that name sounded awfully familiar. was he the extra guest suguru was talking about? the male turned from his phone towards me and satoru. my body immediately tensed. it was exactly who i thought it was!! megumi approached the two of us, and my body was starting to get hot. this..this was the megumi i grew up with? for context, me and megumi had been tight like a knot from the age 8-12 ever since he started living with satoru. we had lost contact since then, i guess we just grew out of each other. but now, im sure he grew out of me, literally! he was standing about 7 inches taller than me, and his eyes! his gorgeous eyes…!

“y/n, it’s your dear old friend, megumi!” well, this was awkward, and satoru made it impossibly worse!! megumi looked at me, as if i was dressed up and pretending to be his mother. i awkwardly chuckled, holding out my hand. “i-it’s been a while! such a pleasure to see you again, megumi.” i smiled sweetly. “you too.” he said as he shook my hand. he shook my hand! god, kill me now! it was hard not to just blow up right then and there. satoru wiggled his eyebrows at me with a shit-eating grin. what a bastard.

an: happy new years everyone!! i hope you guys started the year off great. winter break ends soon and i have to go back to school on the third (cries as a junior) so yeah. i will post every week, i can promise that. so, look forward to the series! im working my masterlist links so pls be patient! p.s i havent proof read this and i made a lot of changes so if theres something wrong pls lemme know!

TAGLIST: @kasumitenbaz (OPEN)

#megumi fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #megumi x reader #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro x reader

[writing-imagines]

Surprise, Surprise // Eddie Munson

Summary: You meet your half-brother’s strange friend and find out he’s not so bad

Request: How about a eddie munson x reader where the reader is Dustin's older sister/sibling them meeting for the first time?? Like maybe Eddie didnt know he had an older sister and he is like surprised and in awe ?? Lol just an suggestion lmao 😭

Pairing: Eddie Munson x half-sister Henderson reader (I wrote half-sister for more inclusivity for any poc readers)

Possible warnings: Dustin not really liking the reader and maybe reader and Eddie being mean-ish to Dustin??

Before Spring Break even started, you figured it would be uneventful. Since you lived across the country with your father, you didn’t have any friends to hang out with. But your lack of friends in Hawkins didn’t bother you, because you came back solely to spend time with your mother and half brother.

You were lying on the couch, trying to catch up on some sleep, when your mother frantically stormed in.

“Honey, I have to run to the Wheeler’s house real quick. Will you be okay here by yourself for a little bit?” She asked while already grabbing her purse.

“Of course, I will, Mom. I’m eighteen, not two.”

“I know. It’s just so hard seeing you grow up. I remember bringing you home from the hospital like it was yesterday.” Your mother tousled your hair.

“Mom…” You tried to sound annoyed and playfully swatted her hand away.

“Your brother should be getting home soon. He said he had to stay after school for some project.” She ran back into the kitchen and frantically searched the countertops. She quickly picked up a book and slid it in her purse.

“Okay, I’ll probably let him in.”

“Be nice, you two don’t get to spend enough time together. I’ll be back soon, love you!” Your mother ran out of the house before you could respond.

“Love you too.” You muttered under your breath before closing your eyes. You were just on the verge of falling asleep when the doorbell rang. With a sigh, you forced yourself to get off the couch and answer the door. When you swung the door open, you were greeted by a guy wearing a band t-shirt with hair straight out of a music video. He looked at you with a confused expression before looking at the house number.

“You’re not Dustin.”

“No, I’m not. I’m his half-sister.” You said matter of factly, wondering why this stranger was looking for your little brother. The man’s eyebrows raised as if he was surprised.

“Really?! Dustin never mentioned he had a sister.”

“Probably because I live in New York most of the year.” His face lit up at the mention of New York. You couldn’t deny the stranger had a cute smile.

“New York? Like you live in New York City? Have you been to Madison Square Garden?” You we’re about to answer his question before you remembered this was a complete stranger.

“Who are you and do you always ask this many questions?” You asked with a raised brow. Your suspicious look must have been amusing, because he smiled at you.

“My bad! Eddie Munson, I’m Dustin’s friend and no, I don’t usually ask this many questions. But, I have to ask, what’s your name?” Eddie’s smile turned into a smirk as he extended his hand to you. You looked down at this hand, noticing his arm tattoo, and shook it.

“It’s y/n and it’s nice to meet you. I’m glad to know my brother has at least one friend who isn’t a total D&D nerd.” Eddie’s expression quickly hardened and he placed his hand over his chest, looking hurt.

“D&D isn’t for nerds. It is an epic journey that anyone can take part in.” You couldn’t fight the smile that tugged at your lips. Eddie was just another D&D weirdo, albeit a cute one.

“Sure it is…So, are you supposed to hang out with Dustin or?”

“Yeah, we’re supposed to talk about passing down the responsibility of dungeon master to him.”

“Okay, well…I guess you can come in and wait. My mom said he should be home soon.” You stepped aside and opened the door more.

“Sweet!”

Eddie strutted into the living room like he owned the place. He dramatically flopped down where you had been attempting to nap.

“Do you want anything to drink while you wait?” You asked while walking towards the kitchen. You stopped short to look at Eddie. You couldn’t get over how curly his hair was. He tapped his chin like he was thinking hard while you waited patiently.

“You have any beer?”

“I wish, but all we have is Coke.”

“Bummer. I’ll take a Coke.” He grinned at you, but you playfully rolled your eyes as you walked away. You quickly grabbed a cold can of Coke and brought it back to Eddie.

“Here you go.” You handed Eddie the can. When he reached for it, your fingers brushed against one another’s.

“Thank you, y/n.”

“No problem, Eddie.” His eyes stayed locked on you as you took a seat across from him.

“Hasn’t anyone ever told you it’s rude to stare?” You asked only half seriously. Eddie’s face dropped for a moment before he smiled and shook his head.

“Sorry, I just can’t believe you’re Dustin’s sister. You guys don’t look alike.”

“Well, we do have different dads.” You shrugged. Having different fathers was a touchy subject between you and Dustin. He didn’t like the idea of having a half-sibling and he made it known to you. After a few moments of silence, Eddie spoke up.

“Hey, how long are you here for?”

“Until next Saturday, then I have to catch my flight back to New York.”

“We should hang out before you leave.” He said, sounding a little less confident. You weren’t entirely sure you wanted to hang out with Eddie since you two just met and he was different than most guys you knew. But, you didn’t have any friends in Hawkins and Eddie was cute, so you decided to accept his invite.

“Sure. When do-” Before you could say another word, the front door burst open, causing Eddie to literally jump out of his seat. Dustin held the door open as he tried to catch his breath.

“Eddie, I’m so sorry I’m late! I got stuck talking to Mr. Carter about my science project.”

“It’s alright. Your sister is good company.” He smiled at you with a wink, causing your lips to tug into a smile.

“Half-sister. I’m sorry if she said anything weird.”

“I don’t think she’s weird at all. In fact, we’re going to hang out tomorrow.”

“What?!” Dustin looked horrified between you and Eddie.

“Yeah, we’re going to get pizza and maybe see a movie.” You stepped closer to Eddie and gently nudged his arm. Dustin’s face managed to look even more terrified while you and Eddie grinned.

“You can’t hang out with my friend!”

“Why not?” You asked, tilting your head towards Eddie.

“Yeah, why not?” Eddie echoed.

“Because you’re my sister and you’re my friend. It just can’t happen!”

“Well, it’s happening.” You retorted with a smirk.

“I can’t wait for you to go back to New York. Eddie, let’s go to my room and talk D&D.” Your brother stomped past the two of you, looking livid. Dustin stopped halfway down the hall when he realized Eddie wasn’t behind him.

“I’ll be right there, Dustin.” Your brother let out a frustrated sigh and slammed the bedroom door behind him.

“I’m pretty sure he’s mad.” Eddie whispered with a knowing smile.

“He’ll get over it.” You shrugged.

“You know, we don’t have to hang out tomorrow if you don’t want to. I was just trying to mess with Dustin.” Eddie said, nervously rocking on his heels.

“I want to. You seem cool.” Your response made Eddie’s face light up.

“Let me guess, you thought I was going to be mean and scary?” Eddie stuck his tongue out and put his fingers by his head to look like horns. You playfully rolled your eyes, not wanting to admit how stupid and cute he looked.

“More like weird and annoying.” You said playfully, making Eddie’s smile soften.

“I’m glad you don’t think I’m weird and annoying.” Eddie took a small step towards you and took your hand into his.

“There’s still time to change my mind.” You both smiled at one another. For a moment, you thought about kissing Eddie, but you held off. You were going to make him work for it.

“Eddie!” Dustin yelled loud enough to echo through the whole house. Eddie let out a sigh and rolled his eyes.

“I’m going to go talk to Dustin before he has a total meltdown.”

“Too late for that. I’ll be out here if you get tired of him.” You gave Eddie’s hand a squeeze before dropping it.

“Me, tired of Dustin Henderson? Never.” He scoffed.

Eddie gave you one more smile before walking down the hall to Dustin’s room. You waited until you heard the bedroom door close before allowing yourself to smile from ear to ear. Maybe Spring Break wouldn’t be so boring with Eddie Munson around.

#eddie munson #Eddie munson x reader #Eddie munson x fem reader #Eddie munson x Henderson!reader #Eddie munson imagine #dustin henderson x reader #Dustin Henderson x sister reader #stranger things #stranger things imagine #requested

[gabessquishytum]

Okay okay so i know i JUST sent that pervy hob creeping on waiter dream ask but i came up w more bc im not well.

Dream doesnt want anyone but his supervisor Lucienne to know hes Morpheus Endless bc hes 19 and everything is a catastrophic level of embarrassment at the age of 19 also hes afraid he might get picked on or hazed or something. Hes shy and most of the summer employees are his age but everyone is either nice or neutral but not mean. He gets invited to a few staff bonfires and kinda sits at the edge and keeps to himself bc hes never done this or been allowed to have friends before but its pleasant and sometimes someone will come over and make small talk to help him feel included. The Corinthian is a poolboy, he makes jokes about it constantly saying how hes trying to have as much gay sex as possible and being poolboy seemed the best bet. Hes charming and isnt weird about dream being sorta gender neutral/fluid and dream Likes him. The Corinthian saw hob slap dreams ass that first time and matthew told dream he had to physically hold the Corinthian back so he didn't go beat a guest up. Dream sits with the Corinthian on the dock and thanks him for his gallantry and the Corinthian is shy being alone w him all like "well,, i didnt do it for anything other than selfish reasons im hoping to get some nepo points when you go back home" and dream is all shook and worried now but the Corinthian laughs like "yeah you should've chose a different nickname if you didnt want to be associated with the god of SLEEP" but he doesn't tell anyone and even catches on to dreams vague rambling explanations of being Into hob which he only teases him a LITLLE for which is very generous in his opinion. Things get hot and heavy in both directions and its a proper YA summer romance love triangle. The Corinthian is kinda worried when dream texts him to come to hobs suite but hes kinda looking to get into it w this asshole anyway but when he shows up its hob who answers and dream is a blushy blissed out mess in the sheets and hob explains how dream was going to go to the Corinthian first and now hob wants to see what the Corinthian would have done to his darling now that his virginity is already taken now:) they have a really hot really psychosexual threesome and dream gets to take both of them in one night and go to bed pressed up between them❤️

-🔪

AHH yeah here's a link to the last resort au we talked about.

I always love the idea of Hob and Cori competing over Dream, and this is a really nice way for it happen. The love triangle is so tense and sexy.

Hob is still giving all his attention to Dream - flirting, touching, teasing him all day long. But there are moments when Dream actually has to do his job for half a moment instead of just being a toy for Hob to enjoy. When Dream is off folding towels or helping in the dining room, Hob takes the opportunity to pounce on Cori.

And Cori doesn't just accept it like Dream does. He calls Hob a dirty old man, threatens to report him, even holds the knife he was using to slice fruit to Hob’s throat at one point. Mostly its because he doesn't want to steal Dream’s man when he knows there's feelings there. But also, he's really enjoying the thrill of the chase.

So when he's invited to Hob’s suite, it's fair to say that the sexual tension is heavy. Cori pretends to be all focused on Dream (and he is!! Absolutely thrilled to get between Dream’s legs finally) but he's glancing at Hob the whole time, daring him to do something. Hob is only too happy to oblige.

Cori finally gets to fuck Dream (having Hob’s sloppy seconds is more of turn on than he'll ever admit). All while Hob tongue-fucks Cori's hole. Cori has never been rimmed like that before and he has to admit that Hob is talented. He barely lasts any time before coming inside Dream, but he can't even begin to care. This is the gay sex he was hoping for.

Cori is definitely getting those nepo points for making Dream cum. And don't tell anyone, but he totally sucked Hob’s dick. He had to do something to make sure that he's invited back for more!!

#🔪 anon #the sandman #dreamling #hobrinthian #hobrintheus #nsft #cw age gap

[morgandoesstuffsig]

can I get a twst Dorm leaders headcanon with a student that wears their headphones a lot bc they're sensitive to loud noises?

Have this image too

this is so me wtf (both the req and the image lmfaooo)

didnt do anyone esle because im lazy and tired and its nearly midnight AAAAAAAAAAA

anyways as always, start under cut

MALLEUS DRACONIA

he is old

mentally

im not a hater i swear

but when he sees you with things hanging out of your ears, he's slightly concerned.

whether it's normal headphones or earphones or earbuds, it just doesn't seem normal

so of course, he informs you of this

you stare at him for a second before you take an earbud out and stare at him again, with a following "what'd you say?"

he thinks it's harming your ears for a moment because you couldn't hear him

please reassure baby that it's not an infection or something

he'll be confused for a moment but he gets the hang of it rather quickly

SHARE AN EARBUD WITH HIM!!!

SHARE YOUR MUSIC W HIM!! HE WILL FALL AS HARDER, IF IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE

he jus luvs any classical tunes but..

i actually honestly think he's also like hard metal... don't ask me why

OH!! AND TV GIRL

HE LOVES TV GIRL!!!!

LISTENING TO LOVERS ROCK AND CIGARETTES AFTER SEX TOGETHER MAKES HIM MELT :((( <3

overall 10/10 good boy

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

he KNOWS what it's like to have sensitive ears

so believe it or not, he totally understands u wearing earbuds an (probably) won't rip on u for it

he might start talking to you w/o u knowing because you have your eyes closed and youre just vibin w ur music

and he knows that so he takes that chance to say some sappy shit w/o anyone hearing him at all

he could never say it to your face

so he opts for this instead

fuckin big ass ego mf /affectionate

he'll probably never ask to listen to the music w u no matter how much he wants too

so if you wanna have a silly lil romantic moment w him, you'll have to ask him first

he'll probably scoff an roll his eyes before he sees you pout and he just turns away as one of his ears flicker

that's your sign to put the earbud in

imo i think he'd really like MSI, POPPY, and for some reason Mac DeMarco

mindless self indulgence because their music jus slaps

POPPY because i think he'd like the guitar in the background and the solos and her voice

Mac DeMarco because he's nice to listen to when you wanna pass out fr

overall 8/10 good boy

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

okay dont come at me but at first i have a feeling he might try to use it to rope u into some kind of contract...

but later on he just accepts it

he's sometimes annoyed when he's talking to you an u havent heard a thing he said

but one confused look from you makes his annoyed frown turn into a small, hard-to-keep pout

has to remind himself that your hearing is different from his

he tries his best to keep monstro lounge quiet at times and lets you stay after hours when it's all quiet and empty

it has a certain comforting charm

i swear the first time you asked him to listen to music with him

he turned into stew i swear his face was extremely red and he was just like

???

he accepted ofc, tried to play it off, (failed)

i have a feeling he'd like Ricky Montgomery, Steve Lacy, and girl in red

Ricky Montgomery because he's got a nice voice and his lyrics are really relateable,

Steve Lacy because the instrumentals are just so!!!

and girl in red because he finds it romantic listening to her w you

lean against him as you two listen to music i promise he'll explode

overall 9.5/10 good boy

KALIM AL-ASIM

oh boy

this boy is super loud (/affectionate)

but once he learns about you and your sensitive hearing, he tries his best to keep it down

from lowering his voice a bit to trying to make "quiet times" at his dorm,

he tries his best to make sure you're as comfortable as possible and it's not too loud for you

he likes to talk to you even if you're not listening to him, he could ramble for hours

as long as you're next to him, he could talk until his voices dries out and withers away

he'll probably be the one to ask you to listen to music first

i think he'd also like Mac DeMarco, Alec Benjamin, and Conan Gray

all of them because of the instrumentals and vocals!

but he doesn't mind listening to anything as long as he's with you

he might fall asleep while listening though

he's smiling all the way through though :)

overall 15/10 good boy

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

theres probably some bs rule about music n shit but like

lets pretend there isn't

he'll probably be trying to reprimand you for doing some stupid shit

and then you'll just take out an earbud and be like "huh??"

he'll just stare up at you, face slowly getting redder from slight anger but mostly embarrassment

like?? how dare you ignore him???

but either way, you're his favorite so you get a pass

he just sighs and shakes his head

but then you tell him why you wear your earbuds so often and he immediately gets it

he himself used to really sensitive to loud noises before he just got used to them (thanks to his mom)

so he does his best to go easy on you about it

he WILL NOT EVER ASK YOU TO JOIN HE IS WAYYY TOO SHY

hand him an earbud, he'll be confused for a moment or two

but he puts it in w a red face and vibes w u

i think he'd like Mitski, Tally Hall, and Pastel Ghost

they all are just so... soothing yet relatable

fall asleep listening to Liquid Smooth with him, hug him as you listen to Hidden In the Sand, just hold his hand as you two sit in the garden while listening to Silhouette...

he loves it sm

overall 9.3/10 good boy

#morgan.died : writes #morgans ✉️ to : gloomymuffin #twst hcs #twst x reader #twst headcanons #twst imagines #twst #disney twst #twst malleus #twst riddle #twst kalim #twst azul #twst leona #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #kalim al asim #kalim x reader #twst kalim x reader #kalim al asim x reader #kalim x yuu #kalim x you #malleus x yuu #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #malleus x y/n #leona x reader #leona kingscholar #leona x yuu #leona kingsholar x reader

[manicformunson]

Ahh sorry i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable, i apologise if it may have brought any unwanted feeling or anything up. As for another request ah maybe the reader has a high pain tolerance and doesnt notice an injury and eddie helps her take care of it when he sees it. Or just another idea sorry😅 maybe when eddie is around the reader just doesnt talk cause she is nervous around him cause she has a crush on him, idk honestly you can write anything, especially with eddie in it and ill love it.

once bitten twice shy

pairing eddie munson x fem!reader

summary reader is hopelessly in love with eddie, she can't even speak coherent sentences around him. of course he assumes she's scared of him until a certain 15 year old can't keep his mouth shut.

note i'll do both and once again really my fault for not specifying! thanks for sticking with me though :)

It was a real problem, anyone could see that -- how choked up Y/N got around Hawkins' Freak Munson. Eddie had assumed it was because of just that, his freak status. Or maybe the way he wore his hair, or maybe it was his music that scared her.

Whatever it was, it made the metalhead's heart crush everytime he saw how visibly uncomfortable she was whenever he was around. One particular memory burned in his brain was when Hellfire held a campaign at Mike's house, Y/N had been there with Nancy.

Eddie remembered when Nancy had been ordered to take snacks to the club down in the basement and Y/N had followed; as soon as their eyes found each other Y/N grabbed Nancy's arm, whispering something inaudible before rushing as fast as she could back upstairs. It left him confused to say the least.

Last week though, was even weirder.

Y/N was with Nancy to pick up Mike, Eddie had remembered the way she lit up and slightly waved at him, her delicate lips mumbling a soft, "Bye Eddie." It was simple and sweet but he could not stop thinking about it.

If she had been scared of him like he originally thought why would she bother with goodbyes? Maybe she was just being nice -- it was in character for her anyway. He remembered how he had been shocked at how pretty her voice sounded, so taken back that he actually stuttered. "Oh yeah, b-bye."

Dustin Henderson made sure to not let him live that down. The freshman had told the Hellfire table that Monday how Eddie The Freak Munson had stuttered, and yes said freak slapped him upside the head for it.

All week he was thinking about Y/N. Eddie had always thought she was cute, even back in middle school when she had braces but now he felt like he was looking at her in a whole knew light. Shit, he thought to himself, he must been really lonely for a goodbye from a pretty girl to grind his gears for a whole week.

Y/N on the other hand, she was absolutely whole heartedly in love with him. She had been since watching him in the talent show years ago. The only other person who knew was Nancy who always was encouraging her to go for it and Y/N totally would, if she didn't become the world's biggest idiot in front of him.

It was so bad, Y/N couldn't even speak coherent sentences when he was around. Even when he had been nothing but polite to her, she still couldn't find words -- just her mouth gaping like a fish.

Graduation was coming into view so Y/N knew that if she didn't do anything she never would so, she asked Nancy if she could tag along with her while picking up Mike from Hellfire in hopes of seeing him.

Y/N had a big speak planned, how she was going to express her admiration for Eddie and how he makes her dumb but of course, the second she saw him all words left her. It was only when Nancy had nudged her shoulder did she muster up the courage to say goodbye.

That night Y/N was moping face down on her best friends bed, with her hand rubbing reassuring circles in her back. "I don't think it wasn't that bad." Nancy offered. But it was, Y/N knew it, Nancy knew it, hell the whole world knew it.

Y/N was hopeless.

She tried to go about her week like normal but all her thoughts surrounded the metalhead that stole her heart. Y/N snuck glances at him at lunch a lot, he was breathtaking.

It was the next Friday and Y/N had asked once again if she could tag along with Nancy, she was determined this time. Y/N had gone to Nancy's house immediately after school, allowing her to put on a little bit of makeup and fix her hair. "Eddie's sure to do a double take now."

Her and Nancy had gotten there a little early and decided to get out of the car to stretch their legs. Unlike last time, Y/N had no idea what her plan was she just hoped she could redeem herself.

Eddie was biting his nails all through the campaign, hoping he would see Y/N today. He knew it was probably unlikely but he couldn't help but get his hopes up. Dustin had been nothing but aggravating about Y/N all week, laughing at Eddie for getting nervous around her even though he can make a whole scene in the cafeteria unphased.

When it was over Eddie couldn't help himself, peeking outside and allowing a smile when he saw Y/N leaning up again the car next to Nancy. He had jogged a little ahead of the kids to get to her, ignoring the red that dusted her cheeks and chest he smiled, "Hey Y/N."

Her mind frozen once again as he flashed that adoring smile and Y/N had to take a second and force it to defrost before returning it. "Hey Eddie." Y/N twirled her hair between her fingers as a nervous habit. The two only looked at each other in awkward teen fashion before Dustin came up behind Eddie.

"He really likes you Y/N, you made him stutter!"

"Jesus Christ Henderson-"

Eddie went to grab the little twerp but missed as Dustin ducked into the backseat. It was Eddie's turn to sport the red on his cheeks, scratching the back of his neck. He couldn't tell if the look on Y/N's face was a good shock or a bad shock.

"Hey, I'm uh, I'm sorry about him he has this thing where-" Eddie had tried to explain but was shut up but small hands gripping his face, pulling it down to meet cherry flavored lips.

Y/N had done it. She actually did it! Granted she still hadn't really said anything but she was so overwhelmed at the mere thought of Dustin being right that she just acted on impulse.

Eddie's hands found her waist, pulling her closer to him as he intended on deepening the kiss, earning a sigh from Y/N. A hard bang on the window broke them free, "Hey love birds break it up! I'm ready to go home!" Mike yelled from the backseat, leaning over Dustin and earning a slap from Nancy.

Eddie grunted in disappointment against her lips as he met her eyes, for once she was the one to speak up. "I like you. A lot. I like you a lot." Y/N bit her lip, her hands moving down from Eddie's jaw only to be caught by his rough ones. His thumbs stroked her wrist as Eddie laughed, "I like you too, in case it wasn't obvious."

Y/N giggled before they were startled by another bang, "Let's GO." Eddie rolled his eyes and banged back before cupping Y/N's cheek, "Maybe I can call you later?" She nodded continuing to bite her lip, "Yeah, okay." Eddie snuck another kiss before turning and heading to his van, leaving her breathless.

"Y/N LET'S GO!"

"I'm coming! Jesus Mike."

#eddie munson #stranger things #joseph quinn #eddie munson x reader #eddie stranger things #eddie munson smut #eddie munson fic #eddie munson x reader smut #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x you smut #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x female reader smut #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader smut #eddie munson x female character #stranger things fic #st #eddie st4

[rzyraffek]

slashers with a ftm s/o with no surgeries? (billy+stu and bo or vincent would be nice, the rest can be up to you!)

We support our transmasc fellows😊🏳️‍⚧️

He/him, sfw, lil mension of transphobia but slashers will whoop them probably, Request open

Slashers with transmasc s/o

Ghostface(billy and stu)

For the sake of fic let's pretend that people in 90' weren't mostly uneducated and transphobic

Stu would 100% call him "bro" or "dude"

As soon as s/o come out to ghostfaces Stu said something along the lines "you always been one of the boys babe🥺" while Billy was more like "alight. Valid. If anyone bothers you tell me"

Billy is more sane, he will beat up anyone that is even looking bad at s/o. Also the bully will be next victim 😊

If s/o feels body dysmorpia or just simply insecure... dude you got Stu fucking Macher as your bf, he will spoil him with all stuff s/o needs! Binder?money for terapist so you can get diagnosis and get testosteron? Already in your wallet babe! You need new rad haircut? Well he will beg s/o to let him do it! You don't want any of that? Alr lets order pizza then!

Also they both kinda act like you just were born, like Billy this mf will try to teach s/o 'how to do manly stuff' and teach them how to fix a car or something

ALL those things were about s/o who freshly came out btw, if he is openly trans for while now Ghostfaces are litteraly treat them like any other guy litteraly, they mind their own business why would they get into somones else's live just because he isn't cis🙄🥱(its kinda ironic looking at fact that they are know for stalking)

Vincent Sinclair

As far as s/o treats him nice he sees them as amazing and great human being

He cant speak but he would shit talk s/o past bullies (past cus they are all dead! Thanks Bo and lester for hunting them down😍)

He can borrow s/o his shirts!

He also seems like good hairdresser! He would totaly help s/o cut hair if he wants too!

Would litteraly torture anyone that is mean! No, like for really torture them. He is a serial killer yall dont forget

S/o came out after he meet Vince or nah? Doesnt matter really. He totally treats them the same

He knows how it feels to be judged and he really doesn't want s/o to feel like he is judged too! He wants to create safe space😊

Vinny love language is staring creeply into s/o eyes and hold hands. Also he want to give s/o alot of flowers cuz they are just as pretty as him!

Will make lil figurine of s/o 100%

Live laugh love transgender people😊😊as nonbinary person i do love yall

Also i feel like this one is bad, didnt really have ideas

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #vincent sinclair x reader #vincent x reader #stu matcher imagine #stu matcher fluff #stu matcher x reader #trans ftm #billy loomis x reader #scream 1996 #transmasc #slasher x trans s/o

[whereisten]

hihi again, if you still can, can you do one with 20 and 42 or 28 and 146 with yuta? xoxo <3

So SO sorry for the delay😭 here it is! I hope you like it❤️

20-“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

42-how have you survived this long by yourself?

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The Marriage Mission

Pairing: Secret Agent!Yuta X Secret Agent!Y/N

Summary: You and Yuta are secret agents that are paired up for a big mission, and despite hating each other’s guts, you get married..makes sense, right?

Contains: enemies to lovers shenanigans, fluff, comedy?, suggestive/smutty scenes (nothing too detailed..unless you want that later ;)), violence, gun mention, knife mention, cursing, 5.4k words (AHHH really didnt want it to be so long)

“There’s no way in hell I’m working with that bastard!” You slammed your assignment folder onto your boss’ desk.

“Come on, Haechan, this guy nearly cost the lives of four men during a mission in Tokyo, why in the world would you allow him to come here?”

Haechan stared at the folder. “Do you really think you have a say in this, Agent 73?”

You swallowed hard.

“Your last partner is in the ICU as we speak! You need every last bit of help you can get regardless of where it comes from. Now sit down!”

You immediately sat in the chair across from him. “I’ve handled almost every solo mission you’ve given me since, come on Haechan.”

“Yuta is top of his class not only in Osaka, but in the world. You should be jumping at the opportunity to work with someone like him. You’ve failed more than once and I’ve been very tempted to fire you and get you out of my hair, but you’ve got irreplaceable talent too.”

Haechan sighed and crossed his hands over the folder.

“Which is why I need the two of you to work together on this. The subject is a powerful man. We’ll need your talent and Yuta’s brains to capture him. There is no way you can do this one on your own.”

“Sir.. the guy is not that great, how do you know he won’t get us both killed and get this agency exposed? Based on the Tokyo case, I can tell that he’s erratic! He doesn’t act…rationally.”

“Is that what you read in the file..or is that what your dumbass buddies told you?” 

You heard a voice echo from behind you.

You closed your eyes. “Shit.”

Haechan smiled as he looked at the man behind you. “Ah Yuta, nice of you to join us, please take a seat.”

Yuta, dressed in a tight long sleeve blue collar shirt, sits beside you. The watch on his wrist is silver and big, and he smells like lavender and mint. You hated the fact that you liked it. “It” being everything he wore. His long black hair was pulled back into a low bun so you could see his sharp facial features clearly.

“So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted..” Haechan gave you a stern glare.

“With Yuta’s knowledge of Japanese, and your beauty, grace and other talents… we can capture the subject..”

“Does the subject only speak Japanese? Wh-“

Yuta interrupts you. “No, he speaks a total of seven languages, but speaks to his henchmen in Japanese only..I’ll be able to listen in and understand exactly what he says..while you..wait, what do you do again?” He chuckles as he turns to you.

Your eyes widen. “Don’t ask me what I do, just uphold your end and don’t get us killed.”

“Well..I’ll leave you two alone to plan. Remember, I don’t give a damn how it gets done, just do it.” Haechan stands up and walks out leaving the two of you to talk.

You sigh and hold your head in your hands. “I should’ve just quit last week.”

———

You and Yuta had two weeks to prepare to ambush your subject, Ren. He was a powerful cartel operator with connections that ran deep in too many cities to count and your agency needed to take him down as the police couldn’t.

You met with Yuta at a cafe. He was looking different from the first time you met him. He wore a simple T-shirt with black jeans, converse and aviator sunglasses. His hair was now in a half-up, half down style with a few strands gracing his face.  His slender fingers flipped through the pages of your brief and you could help but notice how well manicured his nails were. 

After about 30 minutes of silence, Yuta finally speaks. 

“So..what’s our plan?” He closes the folder and sits back in his chair at the relatively empty cafe.

You look out the window and cross your arms on the table. “I don’t know..you’re the one with the brains apparently.”

Yuta chuckles before taking a sip of his iced coffee.

“I say we knock him out and drag him in, but that would be a bit..erratic, wouldn’t it?”

You smiled and leaned back into your chair.

“I’m not gonna apologize for that, I trust what my coworkers have said about you.”

“And I didn’t ask for an apology, did I?”

Yuta smiles back, his eyes glistened in the afternoon sun.

“Listen, sweetheart, I hate you just as much as you hate me. I don’t see your importance to this mission, and I really think I should do this on my own, you’ll just get in the way.”

You furrowed your brows and leaned in closer to him.

“First of all, don’t call me sweetheart. Second of all, if Haechan trusted you enough to complete this on your own, he would’ve let you. Don’t get upset with me at your incompetence.” You rolled your eyes.

“Incompetence?” Yuta chuckles. “I'm not the one who let my partner end up in the ICU.”

You grabbed the butter knife on the table and stood up quickly. You were about to hold it to his throat when he grabbed your wrist and twisted your arm.

“Ahh!” You groan in pain as you open your fist to let the knife fall.

The workers in the cafe stare at the both of you in shock.

Yuta quickly let you go and grabbed the file from the table.

You wince and hold your wrist to your chest. “You bastard.”

“Come on sweetheart, let’s get out of here.” He fakes a smile while waving to the baristas and grabs you by the arm to walk you outside.

“Try that again, and I’ll put you right alongside your buddy in the ICU myself.” He says through gritted teeth.

You pull yourself away from him.

“Fuck you!”

You walk away and head to your apartment.

Yuta laughs to himself.

“This is gonna be fun.”

———

[A few days later]

You couldn’t stop thinking about Yuta. He was a gorgeous man with a tempting voice and charm about him. Yeah, you wanted to slap him most of the time, but you liked how he handled you and returned your smart remarks like they were nothing.

You shook your head. “What am I thinking?” You said to yourself as you walked home with groceries in hand.

But you knew exactly what you were thinking, you liked Yuta..a lot.

Surprisingly, Yuta felt the same way. He was blessed and cursed with the gift to acutely observe everything in front of him. He liked the depth of your eyes and the way your hands held everything so gently. He liked the scent of your conditioner, pineapple and coconut, he guessed and was actually correct. He even liked the way you spoke to him. He had never had a partner like you, so daring, so smart, and yet so beautiful.

You stumble into your apartment with groceries in hand, but you stop when you notice that a pair of slippers are at your front door.

You quickly place your bags down and grab the gun hidden under your kitchen counter. You hold it up and walk sideways through your apartment. You don’t hear or sense any one, but someone had to be inside. 

And then you hear your toilet flush.

You stand outside of the door ready to fire at whoever was inside.

“Whew..do not go in there for a few minutes.” Yuta walks out and stops when he sees you.

“Oh..hey.”

You relax your arms and hold your gun to your side. “Yuta, what the hell? How did you get in here? And what are you doing using my bathroom?! Are you insane?!”

Yuta walks by you and to the living room.

“Sweetheart, you left the window open. That’s a rookie mistake.”

“Well, I’m on the 20th floor, I don’t exactly expect anyone but Spiderman to break in. So who gave you a key?”

He looks at his nails and sits back into your couch. “No one did, I memorized the pattern on your key the other day at the cafe and made my own.”

“Yuta! That’s crazy! You can’t just do that.”

“And you can’t just lunge at my throat with a butter knife and yet, you did.” He smirks.

You scoff. “I’m not sorry about that. You’re unbelievable, I can’t wait for this mission to be complete, so you can go back to Japan and leave me the hell alone.”

You start to unpack your groceries. You didn’t notice that Yuta watched you carefully. He liked your hair, the smoothness of your skin and the way you pout your lips. For someone in this industry, you looked soft and gentle. You were too beautiful for this line of work and it frustrates him.

He clears his throat. “Speaking of the mission, any ideas yet?”

“Hmm I’m not sure, I’ve read over the file a few times and the only thing that sticks out to me is the fact that he likes to sleep with married women..it’s weird and feels unnecessary for our mission, but I’m sure we could use that information.”

“I see.” Yuta nods and sticks his hands into the pocket of his hoodie.

“We could get one of his ex lovers to get him into a room, we ambush him and-“ you continue.

“No..that’s too much to risk, chances are his partners are under constant surveillance even if they are only exes.”

You sigh. “You’re right.”

“However…we could get him to fall for you..it wouldn’t be difficult.”

You raised your brows and smiled confidently. “Oh? Is it because I’m so pretty and charming?”

Yuta leaned forward with his elbows on his knees as he thought about the plan. “No, it’s because you’re easy..he’s easy too.”

You frowned and slammed your fridge door shut.

“If we pretend that we’re married, he’ll instantly feel attracted and drawn to you.”

“Ew no, next plan.” You shook your coat off.

“Y/n, we don’t have time for this, just pretend for one night.” Yuta rolls his eyes.

“I’m not doing it, there has to be another solution.”

“The best way to get a man to be vulnerable is to get him behind closed doors with lustful eyes only for you..”

“That’s not the part that bothers me, Yuta.” You stand in front of him with your hands on your hips.

“Believe me, I’m not thrilled to be married to a wench like you, but we’re getting paid for this. Plus, we already fight like a married couple.”

You bite your bottom lip and look away. “Did you just call me a wench?”

“Do you prefer “sweetheart” now?” He asks sarcastically.

“Fine, let’s do this your way and watch this mission fail. Now, get out.”

Yuta smiles widely and pats his lap. “Come on, honey, just once before your hubby hits the road.”

“GET. OUT!”

———

[The Night of the Gala]

Yuta’s mouth fell open when you walked out of your apartment. You looked effortlessly stunning in a long black dress that hugged your curves. The accentuation of your cleavage made his face turn red and he was hopeful that it was too dark outside for you to notice.

Unfortunately for him, you did. You smirked and stepped closer to him. 

“Are you trying to catch flies with that mouth?” You taunted.

Yuta chuckled and his white teeth showed brightly in the night. You couldn’t help but smile back.

“You look amazing.” He whispered once you stood right in front of him.

“I know. Now are you gonna open the door like a fine gentleman,…husband?”

Yuta put his hands in the pockets of his black tuxedo and nodded.

“Yes, but one more thing..”

You looked down as he took his hand in yours.

He then revealed a gold ring with a stunning sapphire colored stone in the center. It wasn’t too big nor too small, it was just right.

Your eyes widened. “Wh-where did you get this?”

Yuta only smiled softly as he placed it onto your ring finger.

“And how is it a perfect fit?”

“Sweetheart I’m a trained secret agent, you don’t think I could guess your size?”

He teased you by glancing at your cleavage.

“Ugh..why do I even bother?” You shook your head.

“And it’s my grandmother’s..”

You gasped.

“Oh no..Yuta I cant..”

“But I want you to…” he looked into your eyes as his voice deepened.

“Just for tonight, sweetheart, let’s make it official.”

You swallowed hard and watched as he opened the door to the limo.

While in the limo, Yuta looked out of the window to avoid staring at you. He could watch you all night. Your face feels warm as you stare at the ring and think of how he looked at you with desire in his eyes.

You startled him when you intertwined your fingers with his. 

He quickly turned to you. "w-what are you doing?"

"Just practicing.." you smiled and Yuta could feel himself falling more and more in love with you. He stares at your lips donning a red shade that compliments your skin tone. 

He then looks away and continues to hold your hand. “I think it’s because you’re nervous.”

You scoff. “Ugh, you’re the worst. Just be thankful I’m even touching you right now.”

After about 20 minutes, you arrived at the gala. You got out of the limo and nudged Yuta’s side.

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you” you try to say menacingly, but Yuta can’t take you seriously.

“Good one sweetheart, kill me when I’m already dead.” Yuta smirks before kissing you. You’re stunned at first, maybe even frightened. His eyes were closed and you realized that this was part of the mission.

You quickly closed yours as well and turned your head. He was a good kisser, great even. He held your face gently in his hands and deepened the kiss. You expected him to pull away, but he only held you close.

It felt like you both had been waiting centuries for this and didn’t want to stop. But after a few long seconds, he lets you go and looks into your eyes before smiling.

“Just practicing...Your lipstick is still intact so that’s good.”

You nod and blink rapidly before heading inside.

———

While at the gala, you easily spot Ren and work your way towards him together with your arms locked around each other.

Ren’s eyes quickly fall onto yours as you pretend to walk by.

“Hi, who are you? I don’t believe we’ve met before.”

He stops a conversation with him and three other men just to acknowledge your presence.

“Oh…hi, my name is Athena..and this is my husband, Kento.” You smile and tug Yuta closer to you.

Ren smiles, but his eyes are still stuck on you.

“Oh? Married? What a lucky man.” He chuckles.

“Yes, well, if you’ll excuse me, I must find the washroom.” Yuta steps away, leaving you to complete the first part of the mission: Seduce Ren.

And within just a few minutes, it works. The men Ren was speaking with before you came by, walked away and joined the rest of the party, leaving you and Ren alone to flirt.

“You’re so beautiful, I’d love to take you out sometime.” 

You bat your eyelashes and smile. “Thank you, sir, I’d love that, but more than ever, I’d love to go somewhere a bit more quiet than here.” You look up at him with wide eyes. Ren was about 6’3 and fit, his stature was intimidating, but you knew he had no idea who you really were so you just had to keep going.

Ren takes your hand and kisses it. “Of course..I’ll show you my art collection, if that’s alright with you..”

Ren takes you to the west wing of the mansion. You studied a blueprint of his home and knew that his master bedroom was just a floor above the art room, he clearly planned to take you there after.

You and Ren spoke for nearly 30 minutes in the art room about the history of the pieces and your lives as well. You pretended to be a stay at home wife who was unhappy with her husband, while Ren pretended to be an auctioneer. You both lied, but only one of you actually knew that.

“Well, I suppose that’s enough for tonight..” Ren steps toward the entry way with your hand in his.

“Ren..I would really like..to spend more time with you.” You step closer to him. 

He watches your lips and lowers his head so that he may kiss them, you close your eyes and get ready for it, but then—

“Oh! There you are!” Yuta speeds towards the two of you.

You stare at him in shock.

“I was looking for you everywhere, but this mansion is just so big ha ha!”

Yuta takes your hand.

Ren nearly tugs you back towards him, but lets you go as to not cause a scene.

“I was able to show your wife what I thought was some of the finest pieces to ever be created by man, but I discovered that she is in fact the most beautiful art in the world. She’s priceless.”

You blink rapidly and watch Ren blush. Was he really falling for you?

Yuta pulls you closer to his side and looks into your eyes. You look back at him.

“Yes..I know, she is truly the prettiest sight.”

And for a moment, you sense sincerity in his tone.

“I must get going..Athena, I hope to see you again later.” Ren smiles and walks away as Yuta takes you by the hand and kisses it.

He was jealous and couldn’t hide it for longer than he did. 

Confused, you lock eyes with him again, this time forgetting what you were supposed to be doing. You could see the envious glare in his eyes. He’s captivating in his tuxedo with his hair pulled back, a strand dangling in front of his forehead perfectly.

You pull him to a bathroom upstairs and scold him for nearly messing up the mission.

“You nearly fucked up the mission! We have to get close to him even if that means seducing him, Yuta! This was the plan!”

“Shhh..” he places a finger over your lips, your face softens as you fall into the wall behind you gently. Yuta steps forward, looking down on you as you gaze up at him in confusion.

“The man sees thousands of women every week..are you sure you’re ready for him? What makes you worthy of his time?” Yuta smirks.

You cower and begin to stutter.

“I-I’m a woman, a beautiful woman actually, it’s not that difficult. He was already falling for me.”

Yuta scoffs and looks at your neck. “The good thing is, you smell good..but what are you wearing underneath this..if anything?”

Your eyes widen and you push him off of you. “What kind of shit are you trying to pull right now? And why are you so jealous?”

Yuta smiles and turns to you. “Hey. I just wanna make sure you’re able to really “wow” the man…because if you don’t, this mission will fail.”

He crosses his arms and leans onto the wall.

You roll your eyes. “Fine..I’ll show you what I’m wearing.”

Yuta smiles and nods.

“…that way you’ll be mad as hell while I’m with him and not you.”

His smile falters slightly at your statement. 

You zip your dress down as you walk towards Yuta slowly, watching his eyes trace over your shoulders and then your curves.

You wore a red lingerie set with a garter belt to match. Your breasts rested wonderfully in the red lace bra with a bow at the front. Your thong had a matching bow at the back, so you stepped out of the dress now on the floor and spun around for Yuta to see it.

Yuta swallowed hard at the sight. You looked amazing. He wanted to wrap his arms around you while taking a taste of your sweet, glowing skin.

You turned to face him. “You want to unwrap the bows..don’t you?” You teased.

Yuta looked away and chuckled.

You stepped closer to him so your chest lay right on top of his as you dragged your left leg up. “What’s wrong? You’re the one that wants to see what another man is getting later on.”

Yuta swallowed hard before walking away from you.

“Put your dress back on, let’s finish this. Seduce the bastard so I never have to see you again.”

You smirked and did as he demanded. Once you were dressed, you both went to leave, but as soon as Yuta opened the door, you were faced with Ren and two of his henchmen.

“Oh…shit.” Yuta says.

“Who the fuck are you people? No, you know what? Get them!” He yelled in Japanese as his two men ran after you. 

You quickly grabbed the soap dispenser from the counter and hit it hard against the giant’s head. Yuta fought the other with punches to his chest before grabbing a knife from his jacket. He swung it at the man who backed away before lunging forward to grab it.

You ran over to try to help him, but you suddenly felt arms around your waist.

Ren grabbed you harshly and threw you into the counter. You cried out as your rib crashed against the edge of it.

Yuta immediately looked over and gave his enemy one final finishing punch. He was done with him and made helping you his top priority.

Ren grabbed you by the throat and pushed your body into the wall.

“You’re way too pretty to be an assassin, what a shame. I was actually starting to like you.” He smirked as he choked you.

Yuta was about to grab his arm when your enemy rose up from his slumber to take him down.

You quickly spit in Ren’s eye, causing him to yell and loosen his grip. You then punched him in the rib and jammed your heel onto his foot. Ren falls to the floor in pain.

You look at Yuta who struggles to overpower his enemy, and just as you’re about to help him, Ren grabs your ankle to bring you to the ground with him. You try to fight him off but he grabs both wrists and pins them above your head. You had clearly underestimated how powerful he was.

He holds both wrists in one hand tightly and starts to repeatedly punch your side with his other fist. He kneeled over you and completely controlled your body with his impressive strength.

“Ahh!” You cry out as a sharp pain starts to build. You knew that you were just seconds away from having a rib or two be completely broken at the hands of Ren.

Yuta finally stabs his enemy in the side and runs over to punt Ren, knocking him unconscious.

Yuta pushes him off of you and helps you up.

“Shit..this hurts.” You whimper.

“Damn it, you’re a weakling. How have you survived this long by yourself?” He places your arm over his shoulder as he hurries you out of the mansion. The people downstairs are oblivious to everything that happened so you get out quickly.

“Oh shut up, you weren’t exactly giving John Wick back there.” You mumbled.

Yuta could only laugh as he helped you into your shared Porsche dropped off by another undercover agent.

“God, these seats are uncomfortable.” You wince as the pain radiates through you.

“Stop whining before I give you something to whine about.”

Yuta says as he drives with one hand on the wheel.

Your mouth fell open. “And what do you mean by that?”

Yuta smirks. “I guess you’ll just have to find out.”

You rolled your eyes. 

He drove you back to your place and helped you inside once he was sure no one had followed you.

“How are you feeling?”

He asks as he holds your hand and helps you inside.

“Like shit.” You groan.

“Help me take this dress off please.”

Yuta zips your dress down slowly and laughs, his steamy breath hits your lower back, making you shiver. His hands run over your sides before he pecks a light kiss on the place you felt a nasty bruise forming at.

You fidget, not because it was painful, but because you truly didn’t expect the affectionate gesture from him. It makes your heart weak.

“Well there goes our brilliant plan of seduction.” He whispers against it while looking up at you.

You smile to yourself. “Hmm not exactly.”

Yuta drags the dress down over your bottom, his fingers pressing into the soft skin of your thighs carefully..purposefully.

“What do you mean by that?” He raises an eyebrow. He then grips your ankle and takes it out of your heel and you’ve never felt more like a princess.

“I’d say I seduced at least one man tonight.”

Yuta chuckles. “Is that so?”

He stands up straight.

You hesitate because you’re not confident that Yuta feels the same way after tonight. It was just a mission and you two swore to hate each other, but what was this tension between you?

With your back still facing him you whisper “They’re yours to unwrap tonight.”

You can feel his warmth over you, you feel his staggered breathing and his delicate fingers playing with the ribbons on your thong. His other hand snakes its way up your abdomen to cup your breast for a moment. He then begins to play with the ribbon of your bra while you exhale shakily

But he won’t do anything, he won’t unwrap the bow and make love to you like you so desperately want him to.

“Hmm..if this is all you have to offer, I don’t need it.” He teases and turns away.

Your chest falls and you flick your head to him in disbelief.

“What?!”

He sits down on your couch and spreads his arms across it. You fight the urge to smack the smirk off of his face. Here you were on full display in a $300 lingerie set for him and it still wasn’t enough.

“Listen..lace is nice and all, but what makes you think I haven’t seen it already?”

You scoff. “You know what, forget I even said anything!” You march to your room and start to take your garter belt off, but he walks in after you and spins you around. He kisses you suddenly and deeply for the second time tonight, turning his head as his arms hug your back.

You bring your body closer to him, but he still doesn’t bring your pelvis to his like you quietly begged him to.

He drags the straps of your bra down and begins to kiss along your jaw and then your neck.

You whimper quietly as to not inflate his ego, but the truth was, his lips felt amazing on your heated skin. 

He continues down to the tops of your breasts, but doesn’t lower your bra. Instead, he resumes kissing your lips and running his hands down your back.

He pulls away to breathe and looks into your eyes while licking his lips. “You should get some rest and take care of your side.”

Your mouth falls open as your brows furrow.

He walks back out of the room and gathers his things.

“You bastard! Do you want me to beg? Why do I even try? I hate you! Ugh!”

“I love you too, honey. I’ll see you tomorrow.” He says in a mockingly sweet tone and closes your front door.

You fall into the bed and exhale loudly.

———

The next day, you received a knock on your door around 2.

You grabbed your gun and held it beside you before looking through your peephole.

It was a delivery man, but your enemies often dressed up as them so you didn’t open your door.

Your phone buzzed. 

*Text Received*

Yuta: You should open the door.

You stared back at your screen in confusion. How did he know that you received a package?

But you did as he said and took the package inside.

When you opened it you found a gorgeous purple, pink, and baby blue rhinestone bra and panty set. In the center of the bra and panty was a butterfly. The piece was magnificent and unlike anything you’d seen before, but you hadn’t ordered it. Then you looked at the gift note attached.

May fate bring us together again one day so I can see you in this. That ass is a present and I’d love to unwrap it.

Love, 

your incredibly hot and sexy husband, 

Yuta

“One day? What the hell is he talking about?”

Just then your phone rang and it was Haechan.

“Good afternoon, Agent 73, Ren is telling us everything we need to know. I’ll let you know when we have another job for you, Standbye...”

“Haechan, wait!” You paused. “I’m sorry, sir, Yuta and I didn’t complete our mission last night, Ren-“

“-was brought in this morning by Yuta himself, were you not there to be of assistance?” Haechan asks intimidatingly.

“Oh no…I’m sorry, yes I was there.” You lied to save yourself from Haechan’s scolding.

“….okay so..good job, now you and Yuta can go back to living separate lives. The good news is you didn't kill each other and Agent 44 is now responsive and out of the ICU. Agent 73, I’ll call you soon, standby.”

You hung up and stared at the last text Yuta sent you.

You quickly texted him back.

You: what did you do? How did you capture Ren on your own? Why didn’t you wake me up?

*message failed to send*

“Of fucking course”

Now that the mission was completed, neither of your phone numbers were valid. You had no connection to Yuta.

The truth was Yuta went back to the mansion after he left you. He was pissed that Ren hurt you and took matters into his own hands. He was so angry, he couldn’t bear to wait another day. So he followed him home, snuck into his room and beat the shit out of him when he was alone. He then tied him up and snuck him out of his place through some nearby bushes.

Ren was much bigger than him, but his training allowed him to easily restrain and carry him.

It was all for you at this point, he didn’t give a damn about the mission. Someone hurt you and he had to make sure they paid. Yuta had deep feelings for you, for you quickly attacked his heart with the first smile he ever saw gracing your beautiful face. 

Sadly, you didn’t know his affection ran this deep and he wasn’t sure if you felt the same way. 

You sat down on your couch and looked at the box while sighing. “Damn it, I really hate this guy.” But the truth was you didn’t. You liked him a lot and now that you were back to being alone, you couldn’t help but feel empty. You missed him and doubted that you’d ever see him again. 

It was almost like he was taunting you, leaving you with not only a fond memory of him, but with his grandmother’s ring on your finger as well. You stared at it for a few seconds, debating whether or not to take it off, but for some reason you didn’t.

Yuta was a lot of things, but a stupid man he was not. He planned to track you and keep you on his radar through the ring. He wasn’t sure how long or what he even planned to do with it, but he just had to know where you were in order to feel sane..just until the day you meet again.

Furthermore, the fact that you wore it for days..months after told him you actually did like the idea of being married to him. He closed the tracker app on his phone and stepped into his home in Japan with a smile on his face.

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[k-upin]

gender bent blue lock character… shidou ryusei!

without even needing to say much the moment that she walks in, you know shes the hot shot or mean girl or the little bit typa crazy person (not really).

people were gossiping here and there. you heard a tiny bit of snippet of their convo “— she looks like she would totally suck everyones dick here” they all laughed, everyone else confused because they were laughing loud and out of nowhere too. that is, until she comes over to them. every head turned to see what will happen next, shidou was not that much of a nice person at all, and a bit aggressive, but hey, you supported women wrongs!

what she said next had everyone shocked (and the girls excited) “sweetheart, you would been absolutely correct if you were talking about pussies and not dicks ♡” you swore the whole worlded stopped turning and the electricity cut off everywhere.

anyways, seconds later, the girls were cheering and the boys were crying (funny how the roles got switched). that day, she gained a lot more fem fans and followers and bitches. but she didnt get you, and she wanted you. why? because your shy (or not but didnt talk to her) and thats so cute! she loooooves shy girls. sm that she wanna eat them allllll up ♡

on a certain, specific, special day were you decided to finally post a tiktok with your full body n face wearing a cargo pant with a bikini top bc that shit is hella hot, you recieved a comment from certifiedwomenliker : “do u wnt free d pics” and a response following up with an “anytime”.

lord i kid you not, you jumped out of your bed when you recieved a message that made your phone vibrate. you looked that the message and the sender was….

huh

a/n : wlw because fem shidou is def a lesbian (i actually lived in a universe where he was acc a girl n i can comfirm) HAPPY PRIDE MONTHH

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