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stitched-mouth · 9 months

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List of Every Brandon Rogers Characters Ever

I don’t know why I did this. It took 4 hours. I haven’t seen ever Brandon Rogers video (shocking, I know) so some are missing. I purposely didn’t add any parody characters (the Kardashians, Annabell, M3GAN etc), but if you notice any BRCU characters missing, please comment so I can add them.

And obviously the characters not credited are played by Brandon Rogers.

David July is credited as David Burton on this list. I’m not sure when they changed their name, as they are credited as both on Brandon’s videos.

I can’t remember who Debbie and Doyle are but I must of put them on this list for a reason

Main Characters

Sam

Bryce Tankthrust

Bobby Worst

Blame/Sebastian/ Grandpa

Elmer

Cathy

Karen

Helen Brownstein

Stuff & Sam

Donna Phitts (Paulette Jones)

Damien (Onision)

Ms Cunney (Monique Parent)

Blame the Hero

Young Donna Phitts (Alariza Nevarez)

Duke Tuggler (Anthony Padilla)

Coach Best (Jack Plotnick)

Skinny Bitch (Kornbread Jeté)

Dill Flippo (Jonathan Hinman)

Family Doctor Office

Dr Gupta

Nurse Kavi (Nandini Minocha)

Lipschtiz the Clown (Paulette Jones)

Surgeon Miller (Jude B. Lanston)

Nurse Hole (Georgina Leahy)

Patient (Adam Neylan)

Another Patient (Jonathan Hinman)

Daniel (Jess Weaver)

Daniel’s Mother (Christine Sydelko)

Mad tea party

Mad Hatter

Cheshire Cat (Bazil)

White Rabbit (Benjamin Alexander Hall)

The Jabberwocky (Natalie Hawkins)

Flower (Jordan)

No one was credited in this video and most were personal friends of Brandon’s and not content creators so are nearly impossible to find. I had to stalk Brandon’s Insta to find these people.

BTW, Bazil (who plays Cheshire Cat) is a trans man who goes by he/him. Just letting people know because people are misgendering him and I assume it’s because they don’t know his pronouns.

Theatre Class

Alex Rimmer

Mason Lucas (Salim Razawi)

Oliver Hamilton (Stephen Weighill)

Linda Starford (Janet McCarroll)

Karen Shou (Karen Fokes)

Jamie (Adam Neylan)

Marlena Lewton (Rachael Ferris)

Dean Shaft (Tony Rogers)

Trump’s Emotions

Joy

Anger (Stephen James)

Disgust, Fear and Sadness were not credited in this skit and I can’t guess with all the makeup or find them.

Fashion

Jurgen Klausvonschwitz

Damien Ditsin (Logan Bubar)

Gretchen (Paulette Jones)

Sookilah (Judyth Brooke)

Dolorio (Devyne Carr)

Cheap Skate

Luxy

Lost Boy (Adam Neylan)

Chick Flick (the first Brandon Roger’s Video I ever watched)

Ashley

Ashley’s Best Friend (Vincent Marcus)

Ashley’s Crush / Cop (Jon Cozart)

Ashley’s Mom (Christine Sykdelko)

Teacher (Jude B. Lanston)

Doctor (Jonathan Hinman)

The Real Patient/ Dick’s Owner (Skye Williams)

The Real Patient’s Wife (Adam Neylan)

5 Year Old (Paulette Jones)

Since this video is now restricted on YouTube, I did this one from memory. I can’t believe I remember all these characters and actors. Thank God I rewatched it like a billion times when I first found it.

Mad funhouse

Mr Marbles/ Arlo

Dave (Jess Weaver)

Cliff (TJ Smith)

Sacha (Elise Christian)

Jimmy (Alex Diehl)

Manjusha (Nandini Minocha)

Mr Chronis (Jude Lanston)

Nuclear family

Barbara

Frank

Daniel/ Echo Noir

Unnamed Daughter

Devontay (?) (Devyne Carr)

The Office

Dorian Ditsin

James Shaft (Stephen Rezza)

Vishalam Rangan (Natalie Hawkins)

Jimmy Rustler (Benjamin Hall)

Craig Dildon (Stephen James)

Ernie (Seth Munson)

Diesel (David Burton)

Kevin (Davis Benz)

Regina (Georgina Leahy)

British Family/ The Mingeworthys

Lord Mingeworthy

Lady Mingeworthy (Georgina Leahy)

Cockwaddle (David Burton)

James (Davis Benz)

Blood & Makeup

Blah Blah the Clown

Whoopsie Wendy (Elise Christian)

Dumb Bitch Linda (Kornbread Jeté)

Blonde Bitch (David Burton)

Percy the Pervert (Adam Neylan)

Christmas Family/ The Hendersons

Patty Henderson

Paul Henderson (Stephen James)

Shelby Henderson (Caleb Shorey)

Unnamed Daughter (Elise Christian)

Spike (Logan Bubar)

The Devil (Paulette Jones)

Uncle Frank (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Notice how often Brandon forgets to name the daughter in his skits 👀?

Silly Cat

Clifton

Lenny/ Daddy (Jon Cozart)

Dr Williams (Sky Williams)

Wild West

Lucius Cowpussy

Vivian Delonprix (Georgina Leahy)

Map Maker Milton (Logan Bubar)

Lesbians

Darlene

Kathleen (Adam Neylan)

Power (David Burton)

Rock (Georgina Leahy)

Damien (?) (Logan Bubar)

Cheaters

Trina

Delilah

Gustavo

Unnamed Husband

Sleep Paralysis Demons

Felix

Iris (Paulette Jones)

Chad (Gary Nohealii Neil)

The Laundromat

Clyde Can

Bart (Joel Haver)

Debra (Mitsy Sanderson)

Barbara Ditliminor (?) (Adam Neylan)

The North Pole (included this group for fun)

Santa Clause

Mrs Clause (Christine Sydelko)

Gingerbread Man (Jude B. Lanston)

Female Elf (Georgina Leahy)

Male Elf (David Burton)

Head Elf (Kornbread Jeté)

Jesus (Jess Weaver)

Rudolph (Paulette Jones)

Tiny Tim (Jack Plotnick)

Characters I Didn’t Know Where To Put

Suck (Dominiq Badiyo)

Swallow (David Burton)

Beatrice Brownstein (Paulette Jones)

Judey Patoody (Jude B. Lanson)

Gloria Goopty (Kornbread Jeté)

Courtney (Liam Krug)

Ryder (Kassius Marcil-Green)

Barbara Worst (Katie Johnson)

American boyfriend (Ben Furney)

Ignaolo (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Debbie (Trevor Wallace)

Doyle (Trevor Wallace)

Carol Cox

Japanese Girlfriend

Deeno

Flint Dicker

Delmar Lysol

Humanoid Simulation XL-57692/ Simian

Double Licker Leroy

Paisley

Hole Bros

Rafał Sanchez Dimelo

Noah

Bryce is my favourite

#stitched #stitched talks #stitched writes #brandon rogers #bryce tankthrust #bobby worst #mad tea party #theatre #helen brownstein #stuff & sam #blood & makeup #Jurgen Klausvonschwitz #blame the hero #elmer #cathy #mom making a difference

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jecsssck · 6 months

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Oh well, hello 🧍 that's my first time using tumblr, so I'm expecting this is a good place to show my art and that you guys like my work, I hope to make friends here :) that's my Helen Brownstein drawing (Brandon Rogers my beloved) I made last weekend, I made it using only primary colors and I really liked the result tbh, so I hope this looks as good to you guys as it does to me 😼

#brandon rogers #Helen Brownstein #helen brandon rogers #digital art #ibispaintx

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l0ra1n · 13 days

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I love the AU of Luxy being WorstThrusts child while Helen being Bryce's half sister (same father), because

Them at Thanksgiving at the family dinner, Luxy and Bryce going on about his business and Helen being so done with her niece because the dildos that she confiscated from the students at her school are all Luxys, Bobby and Helen having a whole roasting session every minute they interact, Bryce trying to get into everyones life even though everyones (minus Bobbys) business relates to her companies anyways, giving advice that mostly just involve manipulation and violence which doesn't even help with Luxy or Helens job (though the former person still takes to consideration), Helen being the one who has to deal with the horny couple the most while Luxy just sits and pretends he's an orphan.

I also imagine that Bryce goes to Helen to talk shit about her husband and child if/when she doesn't wanna rant to Donovan, but Helen would get sick of it cause Bryce'll just get over it a minute after she's vented and go back to being the loving wife/seemingly careless mother that she is.

And Bobby terrorizing Helens school on purpose, out of spite.

Just a random day, Bryce will visit Luxy on his work day and give him some funds for shooting a commercial for one of her (sex) products, while also casually catching up on his life.

Bobby and Luxy get along splendidly. A bit weirder on Luxys side, but still. They wouldn't go terrorizing children together or anything violent but Luxy would definitely have a good chat with his father over lunch or a break from work.

Helen wouldn't initiate a hang out with her sister, hell, she'd probably would only reach out to her once a month if it was a good month, but somehow Bryce is still able to catch up on her life.

Idk I've been thinking bout them a lot.

#bryce tankthrust #helen brownstein #luxy leroy #bobby worst #brcu #brandon rogers #blame the hero #bryce the series #worstthrust

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clown-bastard-man · 2 months

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Brandon Rogers kandi :D

#made this for a con!#cataloging kandi #kandi #brandon rogers #brandon rogers kandi #bryce tankthrust #bobby worst #helen brownstein #brandon rogers sam #blah blah the clown

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dailybrandonrogers · 3 months

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Does Blame the Hero Still Occur in The Current Timeline?

In the most surmised form, the events of Blame the Hero can be summarised as followed: in 2033, Blame purchases and uses a time machine. A series of subsequent events occur, and the time machine ultimately ends up in the hands of Abraham Lincoln, who now resides in the late 1970s.

The short answer is that I believe the events of BtH are doomed to occur over and over again in an infinite cycle WITHIN The Original Timeline. I believe that every single instance of The Original Timeline existing always leads to The Current Timeline. However, I do not believe the events of BtH occur in The Current Timeline. This may seem quite obvious at first, but there are some sub-events that make the situation quite nuanced. Here's an excerpt from this post that contains some initial thoughts of this idea.

Firstly, let's account for the perspectives of the three iterations of Sebastian/Blame/Grandpa.

As I've established by now, I am a huge truther for Stuff & Sam occuring in The Elmer Revolution Timeline, just 15 years before the actual revolution begins in 2033. This is where the 2018 iteration of Blame comes in; yes he was initially from 2033, but he decides to stay in the year 2018 after encountering another version (Main Character Blame, who later becomes Grandpa) of his 2033 self. The important takeaway from this is that Current Blame is fully aware of time travel and it's implications, but decides against getting his tattoo changed in favour of re-living his life all over again in the year 2018, and gives his time machine to Main Character Blame. Current Blame is going to continue to age, and be 38 in the year 2033. He will have no incentive to repeat his past actions; meaning, he won't buy a time machine again and travel back in time and do those actions all over again.

Sebastian Hernandez on the other hand will grow up to be 22yros in 2033. Hold this thought for a second.

Remember: MC Blame (Grandpa) is from The Original Timeline, whereas Current Blame is from The Lincoln Lives Timeline.

So we know how MC Blame ends up in The Current Timeline as Grandpa, but how does Current Blame residing in The Elmer Revolution Timeline still end up also in The Current Timeline? Well, we've gotta remember that every single Timeline is operating off the Canon of the one that came immediately before it; they are NOT variations of The Old Timeline.

Let's also account for what happens to the time machines across the story too.

In ADATB and Episode 1 of BtH, Main Character Blame uses his time machine to travel back to 2018. Although it initially gets lost, eventually used by the Mingeworthies to travel to 1865, used by Delores Cowpussy to return to 2018, it ultimately finds its way back to him when he mugs Helen Brownstein and successfully convinces his younger self to get a different tattoo. In episode 5 of BtH, he loses the time machine again (this time in The Abraham Lincoln Lives Timeline) prompting that aforementioned cycle to also occur in this timeline too. He hopes to retrieve it from the Mingeworthies before they travel to 1865 this time, and although he's successful, that time machine is broken.

Current Blame, coming from The Abraham Lincoln Lives Timeline with his own time machine, drops it in the tattoo shop whilst brawling with MC Blame. This is what allows Tattoo Shop/Eldest Elmer to do his whole 1942 endeavour and create plans for The Elmer Revolution. Elmer returns the time machine to Blame, and this is the time machine that is utilised for the rest of the story until it ends up in the hands of a pensive Abraham Lincoln in The Current Timeline in the late 1970s.

Unfortunately, we're gonna need a very stark detour here but I promise it's necessary.

Starting chronologically in the year 1942, what changes to the framework of the canon occur in The Current Timeline?

Grandpa exists. He meets Clarissa, and has his daughter Kathy with her. He also meets Donna, and his son Elmer with her too.

Sometime in the late 1970s, Abraham Lincoln and Hitler randomly appear mid-brawl in an elementary school one day while Bryce Tankthrust is confessing her love to Bobby Best. Hitler drops a book, which Bryce retrieves, and decides to run away with Bobby and have a happily ever after with him. Yes, Bobby is sent to an orphanage for the rest of his adolescence, but the two of them eventually reunite in their early 20s. Bobby never goes to prison, never swears revenge against Bryce, and never has the motive to nuke the entire planet in the year 2033.

The Mingeworthies lives are relatively similar in The Old Timeline vs The New Timeline until 2016. This time, Bryce Tankthrust is now president instead of Donald Trump between the years 2016 - 2020. They never end up adopting/stealing Cockwaddle from Jurgen Klausvonschwitz, who instead grows up normally with his father.

The point of denoting these changes relates to a simple question: would Sebastian Hernandez (then Blame) in the year 2033 want to get his tattoo changed? We know he still gets the gang sign.

Here are the two schools of thought:

Yes, Sebastian Hernandez in The Current Timeline decides to change his tattoo.

Sebastian would purchase the time machine off of Craigslist and travel back to the year 2018. He would lose it again, as that particular plotpoint has no reason not to still occur. Whether it would end up in the hands of the Mingeworthies is debatable, and I considered exploring the possibility that is does, but without Cockwaddle I don't believe they'd have any reason to be at the beach on August 3rd 2018. Moreover, Jurgen would have no incentive himself to want to travel back in time to figure out the kidnappers of his child, as Cockwaddle was never kidnapped. MOREOVER, Cockwaddle himself would not travel back in time now, because the whole "that date" situation relating to his kidnapping/being forcibly disabled no longer happens whatsoever. Therefore, the scientist would never be shot nor come to the beach on August 3rd whatsoever, meaning he doesn't take the time machine from Dick Flicker, which means the Mingeworthies have nobody to steal it from in the first place. I think it would be extremely funny if Dick Flicker DID actually "sell that piece of crap on eBay," but I'll get to that in a moment.

This particular theory, although semi-outlandish, does have a few pros.

It would explain why there's a Blame (22yros) in The Current Timeline in the year 2018 and onwards without demanding an explanation of how Current Blame in The Elmer Revolution Timeline translates over to The Current Timeline too.

Under the assumption that This Blame's time machine was sold on eBay, he is left stranded with no way to return home to 2033. However, it also means that Tattoo Shop/Eldest Elmer never learns about time travel, which means he never makes plans for The Elmer Revolution, so that never takes place either.

It provides some clean conclusions on certain events definitely not happening, essentially making The Current Timeline a fixed timeline. While I love this theory for this reason, the next one does have a bit more weight to it imo.

No, Sebastian Hernandez in The Current Timeline does not change his tattoo.

In Episode 7 of BtH, (also The New Timeline if you wanna keep track, albeit in an extremely newborn/beta version) Hitler is murdered by Bobby Worst in the late 1970s before Hitler gets the opportunity to even invent a time machine this time. Yes, Abraham Lincoln still has THE time machine, but it's arguable that Sebastian Hernandez in 2033 would never be able to buy a time machine off of Craigslist in the first place. There is the assumption that the time machine Lincoln has IS the one that eventually ends up on Craigslist though, in which case this is the catalyst for the above theory occuring; that's how Sebastian would obtain the time machine in the aforementioned theory. In this theory we do not have to worry about time travel being involved in ADATB in The Current Timeline at all, which makes things infinitely simpler. It still explains why the Elmer Revolution never occurs, but we'd still need an explanation for how Current Blame transfers to The Current Timeline.

My theory for this? TBD!

All of this to say that The Current Timeline essentially becomes a fixed timeline after the events of BtH. The events of BtH don't need to happen in this timeline, but they also physically cannot happen no matter what forces try to intervene.

So what implications does this have? I will go more in detail in a specific post, but it primarily relates to the events of Stuff & Sam in The Current Timeline, funny enough. The BRYCE finale gave us quite a bit to work with regarding the Elmer cloning hearts stuff, and also the factoid that S&S allegedly occurs BEFORE 2016 now... in this timeline. I will make a post in the future detailing a revised version of S&S that contains what I believe to happen in an amended canon compliant to the current timeline way.

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starlightbrigade1980 · 4 months

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#brcu #cathy hernandez #elmer phitts #grandpa #helen brownstein #aesthetic #moodboard #tw f slur #its hard to see the text in the top left of the granpa one but it says “try me bitch”

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thearsonistofarland · 2 years

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IE THAT T

#brandon rogers #IE THAT T #Helen Brownstein my beloved #Helen Brownstein #low quality Helen pics

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ineffableelogann · 2 years

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I wonder what would’ve happened if Helen had the brain to go back to the fight between Her and George, when she had the time machine, and made sure she’d win..

#brandonrogers #brandon rogers #helen brownstein #brcu #grandpa #blame #brandon rogers cinematic universe

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cry-about-it-bitch-lol · 2 years

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Hey you in the slutty outfit! You're not getting pregnant on my jungle gym!

#brandon rogers #helen brownstein #a day at the park

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lonleywriters-blog · 1 year

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pspspsp can i get nsfw headcanons for helen brownstein with a fem reader?

Ofc love

Nsfw Helen Brownstein hcs

Power top

She likes to degrade and praise you

She loves being in control

Please just listen to her

She will try anything you ask

Likes to blindfold you

Sensory play every once in a while

Likes to tug at your hair

She is interested in pain play

Overall just a power dom

She likes to slap you if you are comfortable with it

She likes names being used in bed

Tries new things she sees online

#helen Brownstein x reader

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arcticdementor · 4 months

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For The Atlantic’s January/February 2024 issue, 24 contributors consider what Donald Trump could do if he were to return to the White House.

Just the summary page is a hilarious parade of catastrophizing. First, the editor's note:

• A WARNING, By Jeffrey Goldberg

America survived the first Trump term, though not without sustaining serious damage. A second term, if there is one, will be much worse.

Then the rest:

• THE DANGER AHEAD, By David Frum

If Donald Trump returns to the White House, he’d bring a better understanding of the system’s vulnerabilities, more willing enablers, and a more focused agenda of retaliation against his adversaries.

• TRUMP WILL ABANDON NATO, By Anne Applebaum

If reelected, he would end our commitment to the European alliance, reshaping the international order and hobbling American influence in the world.

• LOYALISTS, LAPDOGS, AND CRONIES, By McKay Coppins

In a second Trump term, there would be no adults in the room.

• THE SPECTER OF FAMILY SEPARATION, By Caitlin Dickerson

Donald Trump and his allies have promised to restore their draconian zero-tolerance immigration policy.

• HOW TRUMP GETS AWAY WITH IT, By Barton Gellman

If reelected, he could use the powers of the presidency to evade justice and punish his enemies.

• FOUR MORE YEARS OF UNCHECKED MISOGYNY, By Sophie Gilbert

In a second Trump term, women would once again be targets.

• THE CLIMATE CAN’T AFFORD ANOTHER TRUMP PRESIDENCY, By Zoë Schlanger

His approach to the environment: ignore it.

• IS JOURNALISM READY?, By George Packer

[Which rule is it that says that if a headline is a question, the answer is probably "no"?]

The press has repeatedly fallen into Donald Trump’s traps. A second term could render it irrelevant.

• TRUMP’S POLARIZATION OF SCIENCE IS BAD FOR EVERYONE, By Sarah Zhang

A reelected Donald Trump would continue to attack studies that stand in the way of his agenda—and to make support for scientific inquiry a tribal belief.

• CORRUPTION UNBOUND, By Franklin Foer

Donald Trump and his cronies left his first administration with a playbook for self-enrichment in a second term.

• WHY XI WANTS TRUMP TO WIN, By Michael Schuman

A second Trump term would allow China to cement its grip on the developing world.

• A MAGA JUDICIARY, By Adam Serwer

In a second term, Donald Trump would appoint more judges who don’t care about the law.

• THE PROUD BOYS LOVE A WINNER, By Juliette Kayyem

A second Trump term would validate the violent ideologies of far-right extremists—and allow them to escape legal jeopardy.

• A PLAN TO OUTLAW ABORTION EVERYWHERE, By Elaine Godfrey

Activists hope a Trump Justice Department would criminalize the procedure, with or without a federal ban.

• THE TRUTH WON’T MATTER, By Megan Garber

If reelected, Donald Trump will once again churn out absurdity and outrage with factory efficiency.

• DONALD TRUMP VS. AMERICAN HISTORY, By Clint Smith

He has promised to impose his harmful, erroneous claims on school curricula in a second term.

• A WAR ON BLUE AMERICA, By Ronald Brownstein

In a second term, Trump would punish the cities and states that don’t support him.

• TRUMP ISN’T BLUFFING, By David A. Graham

We’ve become inured to his rhetoric, but his message has grown darker.

• CIVIL RIGHTS UNDONE, By Vann R. Newkirk II

How Trump could unwind generations of progress

• TRUMP’S PLAN TO POLICE GENDER, By Spencer Kornhaber

His campaign is promising a more repressive and dangerous America.

• A MILITARY LOYAL TO TRUMP, By Tom Nichols

In 2020, the armed forces were a bulwark against Donald Trump’s antidemocratic designs. Changing that would be a high priority in a second term.

• THE LEFT CAN’T AFFORD TO GO MAD, By Helen Lewis

[This one looks like the closest to an even-handed approach, and stands out in comparison to the rest]

A second Trump term would require an opposition that focuses on his abuses of power—and seeks converts rather than hunting heretics.

• WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE AMERICAN PSYCHE IF TRUMP IS REELECTED?, By Jennifer Senior

Our bodies are not designed to handle chronic stress.

• TRUMP VOTERS ARE AMERICA TOO, By Mark Leibovich

(Note: even this one is totally negative)

If he wins a second term, perhaps we’ll finally dispense with the myth that “this is not who we are.”

#the atlantic #trump derangement syndrome #lol #lmao even #parade of horribles #stop making republicans sound based

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