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mann-cohenchman · 10 hours
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Are you freaky?
ah! Thank you.. Thank you..(?)
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collapsingchurches · 3 days
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What is it about a good hench, aide, or consigliere that I love so much. I need to study this archetype so I can fucking write one.
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cassidysinferno · 16 days
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snippet #2 — constantly rotting
CW — depressed / burnt out henchman , bed rotting , mentioning of medications, dissociating
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Henchman hasn't picked up any of the calls from the Villain lately and dear god, Villain was displeased.
And for a good reason, Henchman was the most trusted out of all henchmen in the organization with how well they perform and how they had stayed with the villain since the beginning.
so, how did it all change? They showed up less and less ever since That incident, even if Villain had called or visited them, they didn't have the energy to get out of their bed- their boss being unhappy with their lack of presence was reasonable.
all they do is rot in bed. constantly felt like they were only wasting their years.
Hell, Henchman doesn't even have enough money to live anymore so not only were they on the brink of getting fired or even considering retirement at this point but also getting kicked out of their own apartment.
This is stupid.
They were unemployed in their personal life and even if they did show up at work again, they felt nothing but guilt as others started to talk to them less or try to avoid them ever since. They didn't even know what they did wrong?
so every conversation they tried to take part in felt awkward because of that.
They looked around their room, everything was..a mess.
They sat up on their bed, looking down at their scar filled arms. Why are they even willing to devote themselves to a criminal, thus risking their own life?
many thoughts ran to their head until their phone started to ring again. another daily call from their boss, apparently.
they let it ring until it hung up on itself, while waiting so they finally got up, put on their uniform, and got ready.
if they had remembered correctly, they were called for a personal meeting upon stepping in the building.
And if Henchman was being honest, they were anxious. but at this point, do they even care what would happen to them? no.
Well, that didn't go well. for the henchman, at least.
It felt like a counseling session rather than a meeting and it took them back to when they were in highschool.
back to when they got so fucked up that they got sent to therapy and put into medications.
the villain was..worried, yet displeased. they not only had known each other for awhile on the job but they've also been close.
fuck, they felt even more terrible after they were dismissed. going back here was a mistake.
They were ordered to organize more paperworks and, even if the villain didn't say it directly, they didn't want to disappoint the villain even further so they got to work.
Now here they are, printing copies of the documents the villain gave, I mean, most of the time they were dissociating anyway.
nothing felt real at this point, they felt extremely disconnected from their body. almost as if their own body doesn't belong to them.
they wanted to go back rotting in their room again but it seemed like it wasn't an option now that they were here.
they were just staring at the printer as the machine does its thing, well, at least their body is. they didn't seem to hear the knocking on the door of their little office the villain provided them until they felt a tap on their shoulder.
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just-a-space-rabbit · 16 days
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Henchman's homework 😐📝🐕
Based on this prompt by: @heroes-villains-side-blog TW: none!
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“Supervillain ate my homework…” Henchman said flatly. They felt so stupid hearing their own words, but what else were they going to do? lie? 
Professor looked up from their several piles of paperwork with a raised eyebrow. ‘Why am I doing this?’ Henchman thought. ‘Clearly Professor did not believe that, because why would they!’ 
“Is Supervillain your dog's name…? Or…?” Professor asked, confused.
Henchman twisted uncomfortably on the spot, their face were not really showing any clear emotions, before mumbling a small “no… ”
Professor just looked at them stunned for a while. The excuse was one thing, but the fact that the excuse was coming from Henchman of all people. That's another level. “So you are really trying to tell me that Supervillain, THE SUPERVILLAIN ate your homework?” 
Henchman bit their lip, not meeting Professors eyes as they nodded. Internally they began to curse themself. ‘How am I even going to explain this without outing myself as a villain? Can’t just go all. ‘Yeah, Scientist had an experiment gone wrong making all this mess!’ This was such a dumb idea, I should have just taken the fail grade instead!’ 
“I… Henchman, you cannot possibly think that I can believe that?” Professor said, while trying their best not to sound too harsh on them. “Firstly, how did Supervillain even eat your homework? Or for a better question, why would Supervillain eat your homework?”
A small silence fell in-between the two as Henchman froze trying to form a single sentence. Finally there was a small nervous sound as Henchman asked them “He… he turned into a dog?”
“What?”
“A Big Dog! Giant even! Might have been one of Scientist's experiments that went badly wrong, turning Supervillain into it… or something like that… I don’t know….” Henchman added even more nerves as the professor's confused look began to stress them out. ‘Oh god this is not going to end well…’
“Ok, that is certainly an interesting story, but how did that end up with your homework being eaten?”
At those words all the color drained from Henchman’s face as they tried to find the least suspicious words they could. “Well, I… um… my home was caught in the crossfire,” they said. “I had just come home from printing my homework at the library.” Which was technically true, as they lived at Supervillain’s lair. But the library was really just the office room. 
“When Supervillain just burst through the door and ate it! Before they left, running off to cause mayhem somewhere else… It was on the news!” They said before adding, “not them eating my homework! But Supervillain, as a dog, was on the news… so you might have seen it.”
“Do I look like someone that has time to watch the news recently?” Professor said as they were getting frustrated at this outlandish story. 
Henchman's eyes glanced away for a second, onto the professor's desk that was filled with coffee cups and exam papers. “I guess not… hang on a moment.” Henchman said, before they dragged out their phone typing away. “Here it is,” they said, handing the phone over to Professor. 
The photo cover of the article showed what looked to be a giant dog, it was towering over the hero that it was mid fighting, or playing? The dog was covered in a ripped up supersuit with but the outline and color did seem to match Supervillain’s logo on it.
There was an inaudible noise as Professor looked further into the article. “Well, that is certainly something…” they said, trying to get back on track. “HANG ON!” they suddenly yelled. “If you were printing the homework, then why didn’t you just print a new one?”
“Oh… yeah… that” Henchman said as they opened their mail styled bag bringing out what seemed to be some form of electronic junk. “Supervillain also ate my laptop. Sadly the part they ate had the harddrive on it and I had not made a backup…”
Professor stared at the laptop in disbelief for what felt like ages. The laptop that had very clear, and very giant teeth marks outlining a missing chunk. Snapping back into the present there was a small  “Um, Henchman?”
“Yes, professor?”
“Why did you not start with showing me that?” they asked, trying to fold back the flood gate of questions.
“I... I did not think about that…”
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the-cosmic-cowbo-y · 21 days
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Lately I've been getting into drawing different body types.
And at the same time I decided to draw a humanization of Henchman but genderbend
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(This was inspired by @hey-imma-fangirl drawings:'0 Not Henchman’s drawings, but the drawings themselves of this particular author... imma-fangirl was the first author from whom I saw a subtle combination of Humanization x Genderbend)
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bubblegumlover99 · 24 days
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Good-For-Nothing Lackey
Looks like tensions are high between the Devil and King Dice after the battle over a certain phrase the Devil referred to Dice 🫢
This is from @cartoon-hellhound’s fanfic, The Devil Show! And the chapter can be read here ^^ https://archiveofourown.org/works/47345197/chapters/120248518
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This was one of my favorite parts of The Devil Show to write a comic on! XD (Don’t worry, they do make up at the end of the chapter <:3)
Not only did I do this as a comic, I also did it as a comic dub, which I edited myself right here! 😉
Shoutouts are in the end of the video, so I hope u enjoy the show 😝
(And click Keep Reading for bonus content lol xP)
Here’s the full version of the fight 😂
And I also made an extended version of the fight, with Sword’s lines for King Dice xP (the same person who voiced Devil and Henchman in the dub :3)
I tried to upload the video directly, but this stupid website keeps giving me an error message >X(
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I was created and born for one single purpose:
shouting “ON IT BOSS” and immediately fucking up fantastically
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dr-malcom-practice · 1 month
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Hi!!! Do you need a goon by chance? I have a few years in goon experience if a position is open :DD
@thesilliest-evildoer
Oh‽ I was not expecting this! Well, I do already have a henchman, but I can always use some extra hands around the lair. Plus, Canis is more of an apprentice to me. And you seem to have some experience, which is great!
Here's the deal though: If you're expecting payment, I cannot provide any. Unfortunately being a societal and legal outcast has the unfortunate side effect of being poor. But!! The healthcare is free!
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I do believe Mr. Valdove is in the market for a nemesis, if any of you upstart heroes are looking to improve your skills. Perhaps... a dashing knight, or a powerful mage?
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croquel · 2 months
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nuh uh
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acrylicqueen · 2 months
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Henchman bought Stickler a personalized mug, but he forgot how to spell the word "auditor" until after it was already engraved, so he did a little DIY. It's hard to tell, but Stickler loves it.
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wanderrealms · 2 months
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Sigh, my villains get the best romances
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punctuowl · 2 months
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Hell
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bubblegumlover99 · 29 days
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Welcome to the Devil Show! 😈
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Thought I’d put this up here, but here’s something I cooked up last year for my friend on Twitter, who is also now on here, @cartoon-hellhound! ^^ Based on her awesome fanfic series, The Devil Show! 😎
Smoker, Flutter and Cupid belong to @cartoon-hellhound, and Tia belongs to me :3 (I just like to imagine her in the series lol 😅)
If y’all are interested to read her fanfic, here’s the link! https://archiveofourown.org/series/3524314
And make sure u follow her as well; she’s new to Tumblr and she makes great art! 💖
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toony-meg · 2 months
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Screencap redraw of the best boi Henchman <3
(Originally drawn back in Septmeber 2022)
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dr-malcom-practice · 1 month
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OK FUTHER MUCKERS LISTEN UP!!!
I have a Henchman!!! They are @dont-call-me-doggy!!! I'm so happy he agreed to be my apprentice!!!!
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