#heyyyyyyyyyyy

[lesbiradshaw]

keep your head by lesbliam

“What the hell are you doing? Are you stalking me?”

“Oh, I came to watch the game.” Theo gestures to the hoodie he’s wearing, drawing Liam’s attention to the logo plastered across the chest. “I’m a big Cyclones fan.”

(alternatively: the locker room, revisited)

#heyyyyyyyyyyy #my writing #thiam #thiam fic #thiam fanfic #theo x liam #theo/liam #theo raeken x liam dunbar #theo raeken/liam dunbar

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

"Take it off. Slowly." Part Two

Rating: Explicit Word-count: 4,700 words Additional Tags: military au, private!mickey, CommandingOfficer!ian, dubious consent due to power imbalance, humiliation, fully clothed/fully nude, stripping, dom/sub undertones, fingering, barebacking, creampie commission for the always amazing @crossmydna <3 [Continuation of Part One from Kinktober2022. Please read first.]

Summary: It’s been two weeks now since Mickey got caught doing this very thing. Two weeks since he stripped himself down to his boots in front of his commanding officer. Two weeks since he came so hard he thought he was gonna fucking die, pressed up against the wall getting eaten out within an inch of his life. And discharge his ass on a Section 8 if you gotta, but he ain’t exactly recovered from that shit yet.

Tonight, he's once again in front of his commanding officer's desk, embarrassed by how badly he wants another run-in like before. Officer Gallagher lets things slide for Mickey that he shouldn't. But that's not really what this is about, is it?

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#heyyyyyyyyyyy #gallavich #ray writes #god damn was it good to jump back into this one #thank you cross <3

[byethorne]

AH! grey

#cesar torres #alt cesar #mark heathcliff #mandela catalogue #the mandela catalogue #our art #j #HEYYYYYYYYYYY

[gmanwhore]

A toast to the Badlands

I give thanks to gravel pits and barren land. I give thanks to greed and war, to a years old feud I get my living off of. I give thanks to old women who pursue a different kind of gold, and the voice who gives me my tasks who tries so hard to connect to me. I give thank to red and blue and they grey area where I have meaning again. I give thanks to war cries and explosions. I give thanks to the barren land watered by blood where I find my life.

#team fortress two #tf2 #team fortress 2 #heyyyyyyyyyyy #i am feeling #poetry

[perpetual-pathos]

The robot hoes want you

I've been targeted by bots for a few weeks now the women do want me fr /s, silly

#asktag #bungerisme #heyyyyyyyyyyy

[ikeasharksss]

hey hey hey i just ate some fruit salad. oh & i also just updated tyftm uwu

#heyyyyyyyyyyy

[aiadamermaid]

hey y’all just here for my yearly post 🫶🏽 hope all is well i miss this blog a bit. um in new news i finally graduated college so yay! xo hope my moots r good too if y’all are still even active 😘

#she speaks! #heyyyyyyyyyyy #hugs and kisses to all my bookies love y’all

[alexart-dumpstuff]

EB: you see me, right.

EB: tell me what is wrong in this picture.

Guess who is rereading homestuck

#heyyyyyyyyyyy #whats uppppppp #its meeeeeee #my art #homestuck #john egbert

[nonhumen]

@giftandguile : fyodor's body shakes in dazai's arms, the primordial fear escaping her in waves. this is it, the end. but it's only a physical reaction, an involuntary reflex as her body fights against it in the way humans will always instinctively cling to life.

but she is not afraid in her mind, because at last that is what she is. fyodor will die human, and she will die his. and there is nothing short of sheer ecstasy smeared across her face for it, as she uses her last strength to clutch his face.

" thank you, dove.... my angel... no, " her last breath must be his name. " thank you, osamu. osamu... "

love does not come easily to dazai. it is not something he ever had in his youth, not something he ever had the chance to learn. dazai has loved before, yes, but he was too blind to his own humanity to see it. he only feels the love when it is lost, when that familiar chasm in his chest opens up a swallows him whole.

it takes years to realize he's in love. when dazai left st. petersburg, he had done so believing that what he had made for himself there had an expiration date. he fought from falling into the all-encompassing devotion of fyodor. he left to pursue a better life of saving people as odasaku had wanted.

but he knows now that emotions are terribly fickle and do not abide by the logic he had shaped his world around. emotions are messy and it took the light of the armed detective agency for dazai to accept the ones within himself. there would have been no life of saving people if he had stuck by fyodor's side but he would have been happy. dazai osamu, happy. but like all things he wants, it slips from his fingers as soon as he finds it.

he loves her and he is tired of fighting that fact. he has never stopped loving her since that first game of chess where she beat him with that sweet smile on her face. and dazai... dazai had beamed at her. his demon. his beloved. his heart could not be kept from her and in the end, he surrenders to the feeling.

because this is his punishment. his confession of love marked by death as it has always been between the two of them. he has killed her and now he holds her, giving fyodor what she desires most in the world. no longer human wraps around them both as dazai cradles his demon against his chest. punishment cannot find her here. she will die his and only his.

dazai watches her body tremble, how the very human nature to continue living makes the light flicker in her eyes. he watches with a calm expression and yet the hues of his eyes are the warmest amber. like the fireplace in that little apartment where they would make love in the winter.

breath fans over her skin as dazai leans down. it will start and end with a kiss of death, for their love is something the poets can only dream of. his lips brush against hers, holding the back of her head so gently to his face. " goodnight, fedya. sweet dreams. "

#giftandguile #𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐈 : ALL AN ACT / IC #𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐈 : THE ONES WHO SAVE ORPHANS / ADA VERSE #heyyyyyyyyyyy #im normal about theeeeeeem

[starfr00t]

so uh… y’all see help wanted 2 👁️👁️

#heyyyyyyyyyyy long time no see ahaha #i Had to draw something #it was like a siren calling to me #also #wow that man is sassy 😭😭 #fnaf #fnaf security breach #sundrop #sun x y/n #y/n #fnaf sb #fnaf hw2 #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #daycare attendant x y/n #help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 #no moon sorry :( #doodles

[kruinka]

ness is so me fr bc if i saw such a gorky blond man in front of me i would too fall down on my knees

#blue lock #bllk #bllk fanart #blue lock fanart #kart 🐮emoji #michael kaiser #NAH BC WHY DOES BLLK ALWAYS CATCH ME DURING EXAM SEASON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #they rlly decided to hit me with good boy kaiser AND BLLK SUIT KAISER #EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEE #idk what i expected but i certainly did not expect no makeup no hair dye no tattoo kaiser #LIKE WHO ARE U #i mean heyyyyyyyyyyy u look familiar have we met before

[leopardom]

oh 👀

edit: official info source here

#censored op’s dn and handle for good measure #i didn’t want to copy/paste her tweet just like that #but anyway HEYYYYYYYYYYY #3 weeks left 👀👀👀👀👀 #joker out

[dialphone-archived]

source

#☎️.log #🌟.txt #videos #HEYYYYYYYYYYY WHO ORDERED A FUCKIN PIZZA.

[itgr]

any other readers of long webtoons fantasize about their favourite comic getting turned into a cartoon or anime and getting more popular and the fandom growing

#this is about hooky. space boy and itgr specifically but nevermore too tbh #heyyyyyyyyyyy webtoon #OoooOooooO you wanna do something cool SOOOOO bad #i do a bit of speaking <3

[khytal]

*pterodactyl screech*

#dl #*trips into the room* HEYYYYYYYYYYY

[zombiepuke]

Okay. This came from a dream the night I went to go see the movie, literally love at first sight. But imagine going to the apartment building after a while of not seeing Ellie because of a scuffle (like she was being extra mean or physically hurt the reader) and Ellie is upset about it but pretends like she’s not. But reader is like super sassy and knows Ellie probably didn’t mean to hurt her so she just kinda acts like a shithead and is like “it’ll be better if you let me sit on your face” and Ellie is reluctant but let’s reader do it anyway.

Yes I had a dream about face sitting the deadite mommy. And yes I loved every second of it.

omg….. I love this concept I’m telling y’all my FAVORITE TROPE EVER—big mean scary monster hates/kills everyone but ~you~

Probably a tad ooc but who cares tbh Ellie would be mean as fuck to you and 9 times out of 10 you enjoy it but maybe she would go too far one day or like you said, accidentally really hurt you/scare you and you like. run the fuck away

And she would be really mad with herself for it because she thinks you ran off forever and she’ll never see you again and it upsets her because she’s not used to feeling like this and she feels weak. Idk how a depressed demon would act but she’s all mopey and sad because you’re not visiting her

But when you come creeping back to her, ofc she doesn’t apologize LOL but she fucks you so sweetly you can feel the “I’m sorry for hurting you” in her actions

AND WE LOVE FACESITTING WE LOVE TO SEE IT KUDOS TO YOU ANON FOR LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!!!!

#imagine her eyes looking up at you when you’re riding her face heyyyyyyyyyyy #grabbing onto her hair or leaning forward to grab onto the headboard oof #evil dead rise #evil dead #ellie evil dead