#hi this is unbelievably funny to me

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

First of all, I just want to say. I called it lol

Finally an sskk face off since the sacrifice. I am going insane. I can’t articulate all my thoughts rn but something about the way Atsushi aimed a kick at Akutagawa that he fully expected the guy to block (because they know each other’s usual fighting styles!!!) only for it to connect and hurt him; Atsushi begging Akutagawa to recognize him because even if he still can’t consciously admit it, Atsushi has become convinced that Akutagawa wouldn’t be attacking him like this if he knew it was him; pleading for him to snap out of it and demanding to know why he saved him aghhhhh I’m going feral we know the reason Atsushi we know whyyyyy

I can’t believe it actually. We are at the point where sskk do not want to genuinely hurt each other. Atsushi attacked only out of self defence and was taken aback by actually breaking his wrist. Akutagawa refused to kill Atsushi in the Fukuchi fight and Atsushi is now convinced he’d stop attacking if he recognized him. Holy shit. Oh my god.

And Sigma badass moment! My boy, he pulled through! Either him or Chuuya had to break the stalemate; hell yeah, validation. Wasn’t there a meme someone made? “Prison arc -> prison arc if Sigma still had a gun”? Well Sigma’s got a gun and things are picking up babyyyy! His retort to Fyodor was quite possibly the funniest thing he could’ve said in response. Just completely shut him down. Using what he’s learned running the empty home Fyodor previously tried to buy his trust with. Beautiful. ADA Sigma real??? (I think the story will have to acknowledge his very public involvement with Taneda’s shooting and the acts of terrorism the Hunting Dogs now know he is responsible for… so I’m not sure how that will go but I’d like to see him end up with the Agency tbh… so long as it makes sense.)

Things I did not expect:

Mysterious note left in Russian??? It could be Mykola I suppose but… why? What happened? If he’s actually in trouble I doubt he’d need help escaping. Is it a trap? But what for? Alternatively… could it be Pushkin? He was in Meursault initially right? We never found out what his connection was. It could be a new Russian author too! Intriguing! There’s also the matter of it being written in Russian in the first place - who is it meant for? Sigma specifically? Or is it meant for someone else who speaks Russian?

Dazai is actually injured! I was certain he had something ready to get out on his own but I like this much better. Tbh I know this sounds bad but I’m actually way more invested now that Dazai has a broken leg and Fyodor was just shot. There’s higher stakes, you know? Damn though. I think Dazai’s injuries are. Worse. He’s being terribly self-sacrificial, and is apparently going to face off against Chuuya next time we see him. I do think now the stakes would be too low if Chuuya was completely free of the brainwashing tbh… I’m hoping for a double “I know you’re in there” fight between skk and sskk. Not that Dazai can do much physically but his strength has always been with words anyways, and I am certain Chuuya’s already fighting back. And I know Atsushi will reach Akutagawa. Manifesting sskk reunion where they challenge Fukuchi again and win this time via the power of unbreakable trust (delusional).

Sigma asks Fyodor “WHAT are you?” Which is interesting, and I’m hoping will acknowledge the way Fyodor doesn’t seem to age… but also intriguing is the “getting closer” part on the side which implies he’s not quite right. I think Fyodor will still turn out to be human tbh (it’d be weird otherwise, thematically), but now I’m starting to lend a little more weight to that theory about a Fyodor double…

Well anyways. This was a lot. I’m going to helplessly whir about it for a bit now.

#bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd chapter 107 #storyrambles #I just want an incredibly homoerotic showdown between skk and sskk where Dazai and Atsushi snap their partners out #of the brainwashing so Chuuya can wreak havoc while Dazai watches him with stars in his eyes as he’s crumpled on the floor #and Akutagawa can immediately go off to fight Fukuchi so he doesn’t have to answer Atsushi who is behind him #relieved and irritated and asking him why he chose to save him on repeat #‘I am asking you a question here!’ ‘I cannot hear you jinko we have more pressing matters keep up’ #aya leaning over to bram: ‘he-he’s dodging the question!’ #I take my theorizing very seriously thank you very much :P #wait. Hold on. What if. What if dazai can nullify the vampire curse but only when he’s in contact. #what if chuuya has to carry him everywhere while dazai is in physical contact with him constantly. think of the comedy. think of the gay. #actually I’m going to cry that’s so funny to me. they’d be complaining about it constantly #meanwhile you just know chuuya is worried about the extent of dazai’s injuries and dazai is still livid about the mind control #hi this is unbelievably funny to me

[coffee-bat]

oh right. peepaw doodles from the ward bc i just realized i forgor to post them

#ok some of these need context (mostly for the jokes) #1. i like to imagine if hes in a bad mood he just turns away clients(?) for the stupidest reasons like 'hm. it says here your mom gay' #2. this is literally the springlock scene thats it #3. peepaw server in-joke abt him liking candy sand/the stuff they put in pixie sticks its like a drug to him #4. the fact that there's a real possibility that he got canonically put in a cartoonish fullbody cast post-springlock incident- #-is unbelievably funny to me #5. this is normal its a normal family hanging out #6. i was doodling expressions and the sweaty 'fuck' face came out so good that i decided to give him the rest of his body😔👍 #i was so so bored and i think it shows in these #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #steve raglan #vanessa shelly #blood cw #scars cw #shitpost #doodle #my art #he looks different everytime i draw him and his body type keeps changing. i have no control over this sorry everyone /silly

[steakout-05]

huegehgshhgeehu big slappy

#tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #shitpost #big slappy #i fucking love the big slappy image so much you have no idea #it's so unbelievably silly #look at him go wee haha!!! heeheehoohoo #ignore the headset that may or may not be missing i forgot which side of scout's head it's on #also the duffel bag. didnt feel like drawing it #he was off duty ok #this is him joyously going to a date with miss pauling and/or sniper #also while drawing his pants i thought about that one really funny tf2 fact that came out around the leaks #which is that the blu scout's pants have been the wrong colour for like the entire lifespan of the game up to that point #because whoever was doing the textures forgot to enable the correct colour layer and no one noticed for over a decade #classic valve #honestly i think blu scout looks good with the brown pants. i dunno there's just something about it- #-that tickles the ''cool colours'' part of my brain #it might be a jon arbuckle thing for me because he had brown pants in gaf and i just think that combo looks nice #i like it!! #anyway. slap him on the ass

[camgirlkaminari]

i just caught up with the latest chapters and like. those dudes definitely made out right? like that's not even subtext? like horikoshi fully said one and two absolutely went hog wild upon each other like. in the text, right??????? I have other, more cool and normal thoughts, but what is really important to me right now is that. those dudes definitely canonically got nasty. right???????????????????

#other things to note: oh my god afo absolutely gave shigaraki his brothers hand. unbelievable #also: what happened with hawks? did he fully get absorbed into afo? why was he all the way in there like that. did i miss something #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #but really like what the fuck is this story about. all might starts off like yeah you gotta swallow my dna #NOT lets do some sort of. blood oath where we manfully exchange bodily fluids #thats soooo specific #like heroes rising? they touched bloody hands but this is NOT a syphilis situation this is a #katsuki had to have stuck his nasty little fingers in his mouth before they could start the fight. which is SO funny to imagine #and then im back to yoichi and how he must have given away his quirk the first time like #like. doesnt it sound like kudou was like i feel weird. better get a pregnancy test about it #right? right? am i insane here? #bruce says hm. youve got some weird little unformed thing in there #kudou replies: hm. its just as i expected. i knew ever since the time we made love under the moon something about me was different #right? #ugh a lifetime of trying not to read to much into shonen shit im truly like. grappling with this #they fucking. fucked. right?!!!????!!!

[lovethatmakingcoffee]

i feel like a bride left at the alter

#He wooed me with his comedic charm the dipped #I am unbelievably unsatisfied it's not even funny anymore #Qsmp #Quackity smp #Forever

[seaofashes]

Ben Starr is genuinely one of the kindest VA's I've met, he was a delight to talk to and nerd out over final fantasy with.

#I'm so happy i was able to get out everything i wanted to say and he's just so unbelievably funny #i genuinely hope he enjoys this con #it was a delight having him at AMKE and it was great catching his panel and being able to meet him #hands down one of the sweetest guys #he's incredibly silly and we love that #Clive as a character means so much to me so it was wonderful to be able to chat with the guy who brought him to life and voiced him #nyx talks : cons #amke 2024 #ben starr #clive rosfield #also the print he signed is just BEAUTIFUL and the fact the quote he chose is one i absolutely love I'm just!!! #that post con depression already hitting and i just got home (it's been two hours since i left 😭✌️)

[calcar]

Webtoon community isn't that bad turns out they think like tumblerinas (gay)

#webtoon #reincarnated as an unruly heir #raauh #im so glad im not the only one who thinks the mc and his best friend's relationship is a great (b)romance #no but fr it it were canon it would be SO unbelievably funny #(to me) #im pretty sure im not making sense #and only me alone have context #i don't care tho

[doctorwhoisadhd]

its been a while since i talked about andrew mccutchen's furry blessing on here. Please know that it is the funniest thing on the planet and i will never stop being a pirates fan because of it

#ari opinion hour #im out rn so i cant elaborate just know this: #1) his stats when he plays in pnc park when anthrocon is happening are like. GOD LEVEL. like better than BARRY BONDS. #like if he always played like that hed be unequivocably the best player who ever lived #2) the pirates are SO BAD at baseball. like. SO fucking bad. (owners only care about making money) #however 2a) i was a fridays fan when we were so unbelievably bad at blaseball that we set 7 different records of how fucking bad we were #and i WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT. which was then OFFICIALLY RELEASED by the garages. #BELIEVE me i do not care about a team being 'good') #3) hes the only player to ever have been popularly believed to have a furry related blessing. and he KNOWS ABOUT IT. AND THINKS ITS FUNNY #4) apparently this summer when anthrocon happened they showed a furry (in full costume) on the jumbotron and then he IMMEDIATELY hit a homer #home run

[oraclecomputer]

#haze / omen ! it / that thing / this freak ! interacts from @sillycorpse + @cdcouncil ! some sources in order of most close to least is ;; #tommy ! tcacod . tddd . wake up . forged by truth or lack thereof . various roleplays #pomni + gangle ! the amazing digital circus #omen ! everymanhybrid self insert / oc #cctommyinnit ! mostly his vidcon appearance #i kin the following in the funniest order ;; #jack ! from the jack in the box commercials #marceline ! adventure time cartoons #caroline ! from the movie not the book #nimona ! from the comic and not the movie #the growling mushroom ! literally just search the growling mushroom comic hes so unbelievably me #sillycorpse ! my own persona i have for when i take the funny meds or perhaps weed

[upwards-descent]

Yo I already felt Bugsnax looked like a decent game but watching Ray Narvaez's highlight reel of the game has cemented it as an incredible experience to me, I'm so tempted to play it and have my bf watch

#i love ray 🥰 #it's funny because i hated him when he was AH and now I understand it's because he was miserable with them #running solo he's so unbelievably hilarious and entertaining i love love love watching his content now #I've been subscribed to his YT for a good few years now 💕 #drunk text #anywho getting drunk alone because my boyfriend ABANDONED ME #send asks and keep me company 💋

[crows-of-buckets]

Had the stupidest idea of tyrian meeting Daeran as a kid (since they're both nobles) but instead of them being cute friends or whatever Tyrian calls him a cunt to his face and then goes about his day. Daeran thinks of this interaction at least once every few months while Tyrian somehow completely blacked it out of his brain (presumably out of embarrassment but areelu probably had something to do with that tbh)

#oc: tyrian #this is so unbelievably stupid but its becoming more and more canon the more i think about it #tyrian has always had a very strong moral compass #and as a child had absolutely zero fucking filter #idk its making me giggle #daeran who has never had anyone say anything about him directly to his face versus tyrian who would sob if he lied FIGHT #sorry its the middle of the night maybe thays wjy i find this so funny #also who taught him the word cunt.... #(it was probably his older sister)

[townslore]

thinking about gorosumi siblings again.... i am in tears. big bro goro. lil sis sumi. inseparable. wanna see how hard i can cry

#persona 5 #when the towns lore #im listening to better in stereo. yknow that cheesy disney channel song from the show abt the twins #ugh. guuuhfhdgd. anguish #they make me so unbelievably happy and it makes me so sad that almost no one shares my vision on this #only a handful of people.. #theyre best friends to me.. siblings.. #its the appeal of a cheery person being best friends with a grumpy person but its also so much more than that #sumi first thinking that goro is terrifying and being scared of him but slowly coming to realize that his anger is.. inspiring? #its so funny to me how goro could say anything mean to her and she'd see it as an inspirational quote. #and goro opening up to anyone is Sweet.. but with her its like. it just makes so much sense to me #their parallels are insane. u guys realize that. #but i went ahead further and made them SIBLINGS #obviously not By blood. but like akira and futab yknow. which is also funny cause they could technically go on double dates #and i can see futaba making fun of shu.ake constantly. hah #anyway. gorosumi siblings #hop aboard. i need to spread my agenda as far as possible

[winepresswrath]

For conspiracy theory reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture I was poking through a later vampire chronicles book and Antoine needs a friend to tell him to stop doing husband work on a mistress' salary. Respect yourself, Antoine.

#Anne Rice firing her editor was a bold move but not I think a wise one #however it is very funny that based on my recollection of IWTV #while Antoine ( who going by my extensive research consisting of reading ten out of context pages deserves better) #is like ah yes Louis Lestat's beloved and beautiful friend. shimmering perfection #Louis is like 'so sad Lestat is going to murder this bitch. gosh it's taking him awhile to get on with the murder. probably to torment me.' #he'd better stop joking about turning him into a vampire and eat him already it's the morally correct thing to do :) #meanwhile Lestat's idea of accustoming Louis to the idea of moving his mistress in is taunting him repeatedly about murder and adultery #unbelievable more people don't set him on fire #anyway I don't think this necessarily confirms Antoinette's fate #IDT the timeline works and also I feel like this version of Claudia would simply eat any prospective step-parents before Louis #could get too upset #I do kind of want vampire Antoinette #but not like this! it's fun when Louis is pathetic over Lestat because Lestat is even more pathetic back #it's fun when Armand is insane about Lestat because Armand is insane to begin with #this is just depressing #i love it when men are pathetic but like. for cause. #IWTV

[solvicrafts]

"What is it, my leader?" came Rai-guy's voice, the wizard and his sidekick psionicist rushing back onto the room.

I... I did not expect to see Kimmuriel referred to as Rai-guy's sidekick omfg

#sellswords #this book is something else #and btw this part is being told from JARLAXLE'S perspective #it's just unbelievably funny to me that Jarlaxle once thought of Kimmuriel as Rai-guy's sidekick psionicist #especially when he would later go on to name him his partner/co-leader #and the second half of his first

[unproduciblesmackdown]

woah... that's some premium human (kittycat?) heart in conflict with itself

(fr everyone in lackadaisy is kittycats to me lmao. going like, whoa, neat humansona ideas....)

and also fr like everyone get in on "mordecai killed atlas even though of course he didn't do it b/c he Wanted to: bet on it" if only for the fun drama of it all....it Is fun & funny to me that like, sure there's only so many major characters, and sure there's no incorrect one to point to like "wow what a delight" but i wasn't really That previously aware that mordecai is like a fan fave like omg the bad bitches (especial popularity) he pulled by being autistic :'] we just don't expect to see it lmao. like this theory should also be more popular then if even just by virtue of that premium kittycat heart in conflict with itself material it supplies. pointing at mordecai like haha he's sooo upset about all this and That Is Why He Quit, not to go investigate marigold which he's also just said he Wasn't doing until just now. we've seen the [oh grief? besot? interesting] bonus material....not that i don't think most people do imagine that of course mordecai has a good amount of emotional investment in things driving him here, but this does ramp it up which i think also works as an argument in its favor; like i'd be inherently more skeptical about any theory that required mordecai to actually care less about things lol than about any that gives him more personal emotional motivation

truly like "we know mordecai wouldn't want to kill atlas..." (agreed) "...so he can't have been the one to kill him" like first of all lol no way is it a Writeoff anyways, like we've got a mystery here but we Won't imagine ways in which [nobody could ever kill someone they didn't want to kill] wouldn't apply? second of all: Think Of The Drama Of Him Killing Him Even Though He Wouldn't Want To

#i also lean towards the additional drama of ''he felt a gay type of way about atlas'' lol #this theory does though add more mystery around ''what Specifically is mordecai investigating rn then?'' #since i don't think it's [specifically who shot atlas] what with that having been mordecai; to me.... #could be ''who knows that mordecai shot him'' but could also be something broader #such as the whole mystery of ''what were the circumstances that led to atlas's death'' #lackadaisy #mitzi and mordecai murder mystery #and i also know they're not Not kittycats...insofar as it's Not ''au of this world: what if ppl had been bipedal cats'' lol #and rather ''it's just this world as a setting in a fictional story & ppl are cats for fun & practicality & other rewards'' #i will always remember the way the one time i recommended lackadaisy in person they rejected it b/c of the cats thing lmfao.... #like yeah idk if you're first & foremost worried abt your state-issued fursona idk what to tell you i guess.... #anyways you're so right. elevator pitch for this theory: intensifying mordecai's anguish marinade beyond [annoyed by own job] #joke's on him. his teamup with the savoys is a delight. see also my theory that: #where the comic cuts off currently the savoys Are abt to burst in & shoot gracie & have to become either more Friend Or Foe to mordecai #than he would like. out here like ugh we just work together can you Not forcibly carve sigils into my chest while serafine is like lol. lma #unbelievable........there's nobody you can put in a room w/mordecai & Not have it be a dream team #autistique funny little guy....the universal [makes it a dream team] ingredient

[hacemorra-death-gremlin]

I think to hard about my DnD character's backstory and i see red

#lyf is talking #HES SO #WTF #WHAT DID I PUT IN HIM THAT DOES THIS TO ME #WHY DID I MAKE HIM WELL ENOUGH EVERYONE JUST THINKS HES A SILLY FUNNY GUY #YALL SHOULD SEE THE ART FOR HIM I DON'T SHOW LIKE #IM GOING FUCKING F E R A L #THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MUCH POTENTIAL IN HIM #HE DONT FUCKIN KNOW #HES QUEER AND DOESNT REALIZE HE NEVER KNEW HIS POPS WHOS DEAD AND HIS DAD WON'T TELL HIM ABOUT HIM #HE HOLDS HIMSELF TO UNBELIEVABLE STANDARDS AND CAN'T ACTUALLY MAKE IT AND FEELS LIKE A FAILURE #BUT HE'S 'HAHA SILLY LOOSER' SO NO ONE TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY #I DONT EVEN !! #GIRL WHAT IS UUUUP