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zzoupz · 3 months
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don't worry guys he can reclaim
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dogbunni · 1 year
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[begins coughing like a cat about to throw up a furball] [spits up several nendo headcanons and then looks at u proudly]
-nendo collects hot wheels. I have no justification beyond this except that I also collect hot wheels and I think we'd have that in common. if he was real I would take nendo to a toy shop to look at all the hot wheels. just stand there and observe them for an uncomfortably long time. my friends aren't deeply autistic enough to do this with me so I can never observe the little cars for long enough before making a purchase :(
-nendo trans ally #1
-nendo has no idea what his sexuality is but not in a confused/questioning way, in a "I have never thought about it longer than 1 second" way. he likes who he likes and has no thoughts beyond that. he is label-less in a [shrugs shoulders] way. (saiki is also label-less but in a "fuck you" kind of way)
-nendo loves rollercoasters and watches weird essay length youtube videos about theme parks and animatronics. its a hobby that deeply disturbs everyone around him bc this guy cannot do basic math but he can and will channel the spirit of akechi rambling about defunct animatronics. sometimes he shows saiki pictures of animatronics in late stages of decay in horrible pitch black nightmare settings and saiki reacts as if nendo has placed a live cockroach in his lap.
-he has a condiment problem. steals sauce packets from restaurants with diagnosable compulsion.
-he doesn't Get memes. everyone has tried and failed to show nendo a meme. it's like trying to show your mother a funny picture and she holds the phone as far away from her face as she can and then stares at it for way too long before silently handing it back. he just doesn't Get It.
-hes like, really good at making memes though. he will just absently turn a phrase or take an image so absurd that everyone is still saying and reposting and reacting with it years down the line. he has no idea that he has this power
-he feeds stray cats and makes little shelters for them outdoors <3
-nendo and kaido roleplay together sometimes. I'm talking like, warrior cats roleplay. sometimes dark reunion but kaido gets pissy if nendo messes up The Lore. nendo calls it "playing pretend" bc he has no concept of cringe culture and kaido dies inside every time
-he manages to forget his own birthday. every year. saiki remembers though, and it's the one and only day he will ask if nendo wants to get ramen with him, instead of the other way around. it gets to the point that saiki asks if nendo wants ramen, and he says "what, is it my birthday ahaha" and saiki is just like. you goddamn idiot. good grief.
-last time I did one of these I said that nendo loves cute things like sanrio plushies and holds them so gently. well I see that and I am correct, but I raise you nendo thinking that SAIKI is the cutest thing he's ever seen. something about the pink hair and glasses and the little limiter bubbles on his head and his purple eyes and little frowny eyebrows- nendo wants to. hold gently. sometimes he just grabs saiki by the shoulders and stares at him blank in the face and saiki is like [nervously] "what the fuck? what the fuck????"
-he and aiura actually get along weirdly well. they're unhinged in similar flavours and it gets saiki's blood pressure up. he tries at all costs to keep them away from each other. their singular brain cells cancel each other out on sight.
-akechi makes nendo's brain hurt a little. he just can't process all of akechi's akechi-ness and it makes him feel dumb. he's fine with being dumb most of the time but akechi just makes him feel a little self conscious for some reason. (definitely not because he's jealous that akechi was friends with saiki first)
-he still likes the funny lil guy though. akechi's the only one who will enthuse with him about rollercoasters and he values those talks. so much.
-toritsuka is afraid of nendo for some reason. no one is sure why but nendo LOVES it. he's always trying to jump out and scare him. saiki supports nendo in this endeavour ardently. toritsuka suffers.
-nendo falls down the weirdest tiktok rabbit holes. it got so bad once that they got teruhashi to distract him while kuboyasu lifted his phone and deleted the app off of it. it took nendo several months to realise he could redownload it.
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lhoandbehold · 2 years
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Anyway he crashed into some poor laundry womans barge and broke a leg and never tried to fly again. I love making my silly little history of flight tiktoks Audio warning, maybe turn it down before playing 🖤
[Video ID] A reposted tiktokvideo, a series of images set to the sound "Should we do it? Should we go do the correct thing? Ahaha! NEVER! Let's make poor decisions!! Woouah!" The slideshow features in order a hot air balloon from the 18th century, an early plan for a dirigible balloon, and an early type of heavier than air flying machine, until we get to the end of 'good decisions'. The screen cuts to black, and the text reads: Marquis de Baqueville: NEVER! As the 'Let's make poor decisions' audio plays, we see old illustrations of Marquis de Baquevilles attempt at flight over the Seine in 1742. Light paddles are strapped to his arms and feet as he plunges into the river, as his attempt at flight was unsuccesful. [End ID]
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I was just rewatching Markiplier's FNAF VR playthrough and pfft- he really gave me Itto vibes for some reason? (Especially the way he plays with the plushies i have a feeling that Itto would do that too hahaha) ouhhhhh imagine if Itto was a YouTuber/Streamer! :0
-Itto Simp
Modern AU Itto as a Streamer/Youtuber
A/N: oh god the fnaf phase is coming back,,,,,,,,,, i mustn’t fall for it,,,
warnings: swearing
Characters: Itto
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Itto as a Streamer would probably be the funny type of stupid if you know what i mean.
he’ll do the stupidest shit and then be shocked as to why he died after he thought long and hard about how to pass the level he was stuck on.
if he played fnaf he’d probably act all confident and big and bad,,, but the second he gets jumpscared he’s screaming like a little kid and curling up in a ball in his gaming chair.
”i told you, chat i got thissss. watch, watch me win alright? i’ll do it— oh, hi chica.. chica nO AH—“ his mic doesn’t even pick up the scream he let’s out, it’s so loud he‘s probably broke it.
chat makes fun of him, calls him “big words” he doesn’t understand and then he googles it and eventually figures it all out.
”what the hell does “oh-bliv-e-us” mean?? hang on i’m lookin’ it up..”
calls his followers/chat “sunshine“ and then the chat goes crazy over him
”mornin’ sunshineeees how have you all been, hmm?”
the first time he played a vr game he kept tripping over the cords around him and falling, it doesn’t even faze him though, he hears a thud and when he takes off the vr headset he realizes he’s on the ground smh.
does make jokes and stupid comments to lighten the mood and to keep himself from shitting his pants when he’s playing horror games.
and those scale from him bringing up a funny memory out of nowhere to him roasting and talking back to the characters in the game even though they can’t hear him.
he has probably done cooking streams/videos…. and failed many times
HE JUST SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD FORGET AN INGREDIENT AFTER READING THE RECIPE ALOUD AND MAKING CHAT REMEMBER IT AND SPAM IT SO HE DOESNT FORGET.
poor chat has to be the smart ones most the time for him </3
they’ll correct him when he’s wrong, sometimes he asks chat and sometimes he doesn’t and just goes with what he thinks will work on the puzzle he’s been struggling with on stream for an hour even when chat is spamming, “NO IT’S THE OTHER DIRECTION“, “NO IT’S RED NOT GREEN!“ or “ITTO READ CHAT”
back to fnaf,,, with fnaf: sb i can totally imagine him listening to glamrock freddy explaining the directions and stuff and itto is nodding enthusiastically and then it turns into slow unsure nods as he stares at his screen with a puzzled and worried expression as it seems freddy will never stop the explanation anytime soon.
”okay so he said i do… this. alright and then— shit what else did he say? sunshines help me ahaha…”
he fails every “try not to laugh” challenge he ever does, he can’t win, his humor is so fucking stupid he wheezes and laughs so hard over a piece of bread falling over.
flirts with chat a LOT during streams/videos, also definitely looks up at his face cam and just smirks as he holds eye contact for a good minute before winking and chuckling to himself as he moves his attention back to the video/game on his screen.
chat screams and praises him constantly, especially whenever they see the horns attached to his headset being a new color every once in a while, but red is his and all their favorites<33
bonus: has a little beetle pet that he let’s chat see every once in a while, you can see the blurry outline of the small crate technically made for hamsters that he has his little beetle friend in and sometimes can see it actively moving around in there.
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dhbat#11-1
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Samatoki is smoking in his office, watching his underlings do desk work.
Samatoki: You've come here again... Sasara.
Sasara: Aye! Good work, you guys.
In contrast to Samatoki's pissed face, Sasara looks absolutely bright.
Sasara: Don't you be so cold-hearted! I won't tell you to be a comedian anymore!
Samatoki: So what'd you come for?
Sasara: Ain't it obvious? You're interesting so I'm gonna hang out with you.
Samatoki: You lookin' down on me...?
Sasara: Ahaha~ don't you scowl like that! Samatoki, I wanna experience interesting stuff. Nothing but boring stuff happens with boring guys; interesting stuff happens with interesting guys. This is certain.
Samatoki: Huh.
Sasara: And you're proof of that, Samatoki! You got a car swindled from you, yeah?
Samatoki: How the fuck is that interesting!? I'll knock you out!
Sasara: People don't normally get their car swindled! That's pretty interesting if you ask me.
Samatoki: Don't just have fun with this as you please...
Samatoki's underling: Samatoki-san.
Samatoki: What's up?
Samatoki's underling: There's these guys, Goudatsu, that are doing some crazy stuff...
Samatoki: Goudatsu... that Tomabechi scum, huh.
Samatoki's underling: Yes, they've threatened kids and make them do suspicious work.
Samatoki: Scummier than even roaches.
Samatoki's underling: Saejima's group and the other guys, they've been set up in fraud.
Samatoki: Tch, everyone's all the same. I'll get them all!
Samatoki's underling: Saejima's also in a dispute with the Tobari brothers, so it's probably better to hold off dealing with them until later...
Samatoki: That's irrelevant. The insects of this town, I'll get rid of them all!
Samatoki walks out of his building (with Sasara behind him, for some reason)...
only to be stopped by two cops.
Cop (1): You're Aohitsugi Samatoki, correct? We're arresting you under suspicion of abducting a minor.
Samatoki: Huh!?
Sasara: Waitwaitwaitwait! Mr. Policeman, why'd you suddenly say something like that? You can proof that accusation, right?
Cop (2): We'll talk about the details at the police station. Now, come with us.
Sasara slides his legs and trips the second cop until he falls.
Sasara: My bad, my bad, my long legs got in the way.
Sasara nods towards Samatoki... who understood his cue and started running away.
Cop (2): Wait—!!
Not so easy, Mr. Policeman! Sasara "falls" and keeps him in a chokehold.
Sasara: Whoopsie!! My bad, I tripped!
Cop (2): Get out of the way!!
Note: Pretty sure Goudatsu and Tomabechi are just names. 強奪 does mean “extortion”, though.
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[Translation] Tsukiuta. 2nd Anniversary Round-Table Discussion ~Seniors version~
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I’m a bit late but, happy birthday Shun! I started to translate this on his birthday but due to this interview being long, I only ended up finishing on 25th. This is an interview published in the AGF version of Tsukiuta Monthly Publication, meaning it’s 6 years old by now.
I should have translated the 1st anniversary interview, but this one really left me in shock. I mean.... SHUN HAS A KINK?????? I’M JUST????? TSUKIPRO?????
Anyway, that’s all I’m going to say for now, I hope I made you curious. Many thanks to Ryota and Chrome for assisting me and helping with the proofreading. Please don’t reuse/retranslate/repost my work. I mean, seriously.
Haru: The 2nd anniversary round-table discussion of the Tsukiuta. series, seniors version is…… starting!
Shun: Wah (claps)♪
Haru: That being said, this year had a lot of chaotic things in store for us, but somehow we managed to reach the second anniversary without any problems. We’re grateful for that, aren’t we?
Hajime: That’s right. Thank you for always supporting us.
Kai: Thank you. We will never forget this feeling of gratitude.
Shun: Ah, I remember it was during last year’s round-table talk… Ever since AGF finished, there were a lot of opportunities to organize different plans and fairs. We managed to expand our merchandise too, didn’t we?
Haru: Well, speaking of big things, we also had a corner with things for our fans, and then Haru no Fan Matsuri1 too……?
Kai: Then Super Comics, the artbook, the summer comics, the collaboration with Karatez-san, then the Full Moon Fair & Full Moon Cafe, and now we’re back to AGF.
Hajime: We had a big event about every two months and in addition to that, our duet CDs were being released monthly. Somehow it feels like we’ve been busy all year round. Good grief.
Haru: Right? But monthly progress is something fitting for Tsukiuta (smiles bitterly). Good job for now.
Kai: Good job~
Hajime: Good work.
Shun: Good work. This round-table discussion gives us the chance to take it easy and look back over what happened this year. Ever since last year’s events it feels like our talk has become a routine.
Hajime: Okay. Then without further delays…. Haru, bring the tea.
Shun: Ye~s. I want some too.
Haru: Really? That’s how we’re starting? (laughs)
Question: “Tell us about a situation that occurred during the production of the duet CDs.”
Kai: ......Well, until our spoiled leaders get their tea, we have our first topic. “A situation that happened during the production of our duet CDs” it says.
Haru: Hmph, hmph.
Kai: Each of us had to prepare two duets at a time, right? The ones Shun and I got were “Kimi ni hana o, kimi ni hoshi o” and “Celestite”.
Haru: Otherwise known as “Hana Hoshi” and “Kuro Ouji2”, right?
Kai: Yeah. “Hana Hoshi” is based on my image, while “Kuro Ouji” is based on......
Shun: Behold☆ My image!
Hajime & Haru: …...Aah (both see the light)
Shun: By the way, since the composers and the listeners both have their own impressions on the songs, the prompter is telling us to talk about some stuff that happened during the photoshoots for the CD jackets.
Haru: Roger (smiles bitterly). So, about those photoshoots…...
Shun: The Hana Hoshi photoshoot was fun. It was done somewhere in the north, on a vast field.
Hajime: Based on that description alone, it must have been cold.
Kai: We actually went there during the summer, so the cold air was pleasant. Underneath a sky covered by stars, we were sitting on a flower bed with bouquets in our hands. It felt so nice…… for us it was very relaxing.
Shun: Fufufu.  Because of the shade of my costume, at first glance it looked as if I had a ribbon on my bare chest. That created many confusions, you know?
Hajime: You sound glad about that.
Haru: Above your head was a complete starry sky, and you were holding flowers in your birthday suit (distant look)
Kai: …...You’ve just destroyed my precious memory…... 
Hajime: Now that you mention it, I’ve observed since long ago that many of the Procella duets have the word ‘flower’ in their titles. Is there a reason why?
Shun: Fufufu. You have good eyes, Hajime. It's a coincidence I'd like to call ‘fate’!
Kai: That was so blunt (laughs)! But it really was just a ‘coincidence’. Although we all have different producers, these kind of things happen once in a while. I guess you could call it proof of our unity?
Haru: Wow, you’re forcing your own conclusion~ (laughs bitterly)
Hajime: …...Haru, do we have something similar to that?
Haru: Don’t force me to compete with that, leader (laughs). Also, if you think about it, Celestite is not a ‘flower’.  
Kai: For that one, we went completely into Shun-sama’s world. Or should I call it the ‘Spirit World’?
Shun: Ahaha, Kai? Do you want a demonstration of my real powers? I’ll show you how hard I worked for the ‘Kuro Ouji’ concept.
Hajime: Indeed, it suited you. Both you, …...and Kai.
Kai: Me too?
Hajime: Yeah, it suited you…...I think. Kai, during TsukiRadio, you did something similar to a Demon Lord, right? The younger kids said you fit that image perfectly. I think so, too.
Shun: Kai’s physical build was perfect for this to begin with. Those black clothes brought a lot of impact to the surface. He was definitely cool-looking.
Kai: Eh, you think so? You two praising me makes me feel a bit embarrassed, but I’m happy. Thanks.
Hajime: On the other hand, we have ‘Koi wasuregusa’ and “Hajimari no haru”.
Haru: Yes.
Kai: I could feel Japanese vibes coming from both of you, and I’m talking about both the titles and the costumes.
Haru: Ahaha. Is it because of Hajime?
Hajime: ? What about me giving off that ‘traditional Japanese’ impression?
Shun: Your entire image is built that way, can’t you see, Hajime? Take your first stage outfit for example, it was heavily inspired by traditional elements.
Hajime: …...I see.
Shun: On the other hand, mine is inspired from the west.
Hajime: Even without you mentioning that, it can be seen that the duet costumes and many other costumes are made based on a western style.
Haru: Maybe the reason why Gravi’s and Procella’s own images are divided into ‘western’ and ‘traditional’ is exactly because of our leaders’ images.
Hajime: Our images...huh.
Kai: Though, the more you look at Koi Wasure, the more luxurious it looks. Are those costumes made from Nishijin silk fabrics3?
Shun: They look that way. I was watching them when the shoot happened, but the real thing looks even more impressive than in the photos. I think someone poured their soul into those outfits, and the final result is only proof of their skills.
Haru: Speaking of effort? On site, everyone was bursting with energy, but that shoot honestly made me all tensed up for the first time in a while. I rarely wear kimonos to begin with…… I mean I probably wore a kimono only for the Shichi-Go-San festival4 in the past and having to wear one again after so long felt like too much of a hurdle for me (smiles bitterly).
Hajime: Haru, has it really been that long since you've worn a kimono?
Haru: Ahaha, Hajime. Most people aren't even fated to wear a kimono in their entire lifetime. I’m one of them. I can’t get used to it, and if it wrinkles or looks dirty even the slightest bit, I become terrified. Not to mention they are also unbelievably expensive. ……Though, I think it might be difficult for Hajime here to understand that.
Kai: I know what you mean. I definitely do, Haru. That common sense is something I agree with on a spiritual level.
Hajime: Hmm……. So that’s how it is.
Shun: We’re quite familiar with household events, aren’t we?
Hajime: Yeah. At each turning point in life, our relatives would gather for events and wearing full formal dress was a custom.
Haru & Kai: (We’re witnessing a conversation between two real young masters)
Hajime: …...Though if you look at the results, I think it suited you well enough, Haru.
Haru: Ooh, my king is bestowing me with words of praise.
Hajime: C’mon, look at this shot, you look like a young playboy husband or like a beguiling king. (chuckles)
Haru: Correction, it wasn’t praise. They randomly started to call me beguiling recently and I keep wondering why, Kai. 
Kai: Don’t mind it, Haru (laughs). Well, wasn’t the concept of that jacket cover the ‘bewitching, traditional Japanese rock style’? In that case, the beguiling king concept was a huge success in a way. Good job, Haru.
Haru: Oh, geez.
Kai: Finally, ‘Hajimari no Haru’. You had the same ‘traditional’ theme, but it was the complete opposite of the previous CD and felt more formal. The military uniforms gave a nice, cool feeling.
Haru: Correct. The costumes were made to represent military outfits. You can tell that just by looking (laughs).
Shun: Hajime! This includes Haru as well, but Hajime looked sooo good! It suited you so well, I end up wanting to crawl! I want to go down on all fours and be stepped on by you! I want to see you cast that cold glare onto me! 
Kai: …...Shun, Hajime’s backing away slowly. Haru and I, too...
Question: “What event left a strong impression on you?”
Haru: Shall we answer at the same time?
Kai: Ooh, a curve ball was thrown. ‘Kay, let’s do it. I’ll bring the notebooks and markers then. Everyone, write~.
Hajime: I’m done.
Shun: Me too.
Kai: Then, three, two…... one!
Haru: ‘Haru no Fan Matsuri’
Hajime: ‘Haru no Fan Matsuri’
Shun: ‘Full Moon Fair’
Kai: ‘Full Moon Fair’
Haru: Ooh, we got half and half (laughs). My answer is without a doubt ‘Haru no Fan Matsuri’. It has my name in it too, but it’s also because I worked on every special benefit up until the smallest detail.
Hajime: Aah, indeed, like the little bunny plate that came as a bonus or the rubber strap that came with the DVD and stuff. I chose our first independent event because it left an impression. Unfortunately, my schedule didn’t match with it so I was only able to participate via video feed.
Kai: As expected, you went for ‘Haru’ (laughs)? On the other hand, I chose the Full Moon Fair which incidentally ended not long ago~. It was our first nationwide Animate fair, after all. And the Animate storefront even made it on the ‘Kyarabii5’ cover, right? The fact that they were given that important cover space made me so happy.
Haru: It was the first time in a while when all of us were featured in a photo.
Shun: We were so lively (chuckles). In one set we were wearing casual clothes, and in the other yukatas.
Haru: That one also ended up being the cover of the calendar this year.
Kai: The fans’ reaction was more than what we were all expecting, so the staff was left in awe at the power of the yukatas and some hair arrangements.
Haru: Hajime, you also let your hair down, right?
Hajime: You’re the one who messed with my hair. I wish I had done something about that back then.
Haru: Ahaha, that’s true. That was the result of me talking with the hair and make-up artists and how we agreed that not teasing your hair up was better since the yukata was so fitting on you.
Hajime: I admit they complimented my hair, young master.
Shun: Ah, yes, yes. Me too. They said I looked like the prodigal son of a rich family. Kakeru and I happened to be shot side-by-side, and they were saying from all directions that we looked like ‘the apprentice and the prodigal son’. Ahaha.
All of them: (Because that’s exactly how it looked like)
Hajime: Our first solo event, and our first national fair. This year we had a lot of ‘first times’ once again as a series.
Shun: That’s what we would call some of our many progresses. Thank you very much.
Question: “Tell us about other work situations if there are any.”
Shun: This year, a lot of new opportunities arose for me and to top it all off, I’m really, reaaaaally happy that I got to experience being paired in the leaders group. I think it was very fun. (softly)
Kai: The twelve of us look like some kind of family (lol). We barely had space for everyone to fit in at the same time, but even with the limited room by picking out the right camera exposure levels, the two leaders didn't look unnatural. Of course, there's the tiniest bit of post-production as well.
Haru: Wow, that’s a very vivid story you got there!
Shun: Geez, Kai~ I’m trying to be grateful here so please don’t bring up business here.
Kai: Ahaha, my bad, my bad.
Hajime: ……. I’ve been thinking about that too.
Shun: Yes?
Hajime: Your…... ‘that’ thing you do, Shun…...Being my fan I mean. I started to think about it only recently, but half of that thing is a joke, isn’t it? I’m not wrong about that, am I?
Shun: ーーー!?
Kai: Ah, his shock is easy to understand for once.
Haru: It really is. …...I can’t ignore how pitiful Shun looks now so I’ll back him up. Listen Hajime, anyone can tell that Shun's very serious about ‘that thing’, you know?
Hajime: …...Really?
Kai: Yeah. And what I’m about to add might sound strange…… but I can confirm he’s been seriously devoting himself to his fan activities and supporting you since the beginning and until now. From the start he rarely, er, sometimes, no, always was noisy about it, but well, he can be pretty entertaining if you feel like listening to him.
Haru: He never changed (laughs)
Hajime: Is that so……? …...I see. I’m sorry, Shun. Thank you for always supporting me.
Haru: Ah, here’s the heartfelt fan interaction. (laughs)
Shun: ーー!! That "I see" just now! That gives me legal authority to accompany you from now on, right!? In that case there’s no problem! I don’t mind it! It just means I didn’t put my heart enough into it. From now on I'll work hard on my fervor for Hajime so that my love will be conveyed! L O V E Hajime LOVE!! WASSHOI! (grabs Hajime and clings to him)
Hajime: ……
Shun: Hajime~, Hajime~♪ Fufufu no fu (snuggles)
Hajime: ……
Kai: (whispering) Hajime’s definitely trying his best not to send Shun flying across the room.
Haru: (whispering) He’s really putting up with him (laughs). Let’s not forget that apology from earlier. It’s a good thing our leaders are on good terms with each other. A really good thing.
Kai: Right~? The leaders’ work kept increasing, but on the other hand, we are still considered…… uhh, ‘advisers’? We also received more and more jobs in pairs like this one and they’re always fun.
Haru: Ahaha, you’re right.
Hajime: ……
Haru: …...Anyway, I think that’s enough, Shun (laughs bitterly). Our king is a cat after all. You can hug him however much you want, but he won’t get used to it. He’s already turning into stone, so can you release him? 
Hajime: Who are you calling a cat, Haru? (sigh)
Kai: You say that but it's so easy to tell that you're relieved (laughs). Good work, Hajime.
Question: “Leave a message for your fans.”
Hajime: It’s been exactly one year since the last AGF. Due to everyone’s support, it feels as if we were able to go a few levels up. Thanks. This is more or less all I wanted to say.
Shun: Fufufu, indeed. The things I want to say as Procella’s leader and the things I want to convey myself, too, are exactly the same as the ones Gravi’s leader, Hajime, just said. …...Thank you, everyone.
Haru: You switched from fan mode to leader mode (laughs).
Kai: I’m always amazed when he does that switch (laughs).
Haru: I think now’s the time for the advisers to show their gratitude too. And we'd be happy to receive your support for more of the merchandise promotions we do together in the future.
Kai: And don’t forget about the youngers either! Their growth is remarkable even from our point of view, so don’t miss out any of that. 
Shun: You pulled that off perfectly. As expected from our reliable partners.
Hajime: …...Right? I trust both of them too.
Kai: Ahaha, thanks. Among our unit members, the senior group aspire to be the ‘most steady’. Let’s continue doing things in our comfortable rhythm and without pushing ourselves. 
Haru: The younger ones will be able to walk ahead without worries if we build them a solid foundation, won’t they? 
Shun: Even more than that, we are both their foundation and their guides. The two of us should pave the path for them, don’t you think so, Hajime? A path everyone would stroll on happily as they head for joyful days.
Hajime: Yeah. …...Indeed. As the ones who walk ahead of everyone, you and me have that role.
Haru: If you two get tired, don’t hesitate to tell us, okay?
Kai: I don’t mind if I’m being relied on even without them being tired. 
Hajime: Then I want a second helping.
Kai: Of tea? …..Well, I'll guess I'll pour it for you then (chuckle).
Shun: Me too, me too~.
Haru: I want some too!
Kai: Everyone's taking advantage of me (laughs).......Fine, I get it. I’ll be taking your requests~. Do you want Japanese tea? Black tea? Or coffee? 
(And so the end transitioned into a leisurely tea party.)
T/N:
Haru no Fan Matsuri (translated 'The spring fan festival') was an event held back in 2014. The guests were Masuda Toshiki (Kisaragi Koi), Aoi Shota (Minaduki Rui), Kanemoto Hisako (Hijiri Kurisu), Uesaka Sumire (Tendouin Tsubaki), Mamiya Yasuhiro (Kurotsuki Dai) and Yamanaka Masahiro (Tsukishiro Kanade). You can buy the DVD here
Kuro Ouji means 'Black Prince'. Shun reveals in his duet SS that according to the song concept, he's the black (imperial) prince. I'll get to it more when I translate that SS.
The Nishijin silk fabrics are high quality silk fabrics originating from Kyoto.
The Shichi-Go-San Festival (translated 'Seven-Five-Three Festival) is an event held on 15th of November for girls who are 3 or 7 years old and for boys who are 5 years old. On that day they celebrate the growth and well-being of young children.
Kyarabii is a magazine from Japan.
If you like my work and you want to support me, you can now buy me a coffee by clicking right [here]. I also started taking commissions, more details are right [here]. Thank you~
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tabooneko · 5 years
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Diabolik Lovers Vandead Carnival - Sakamaki Laito - Chapter 4
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Hello~ Time for chapter 4~! I’ve already translated the final chapter too, so you can expect it soon ;D
If you spot any mistakes, please let me know, so I can correct them. Thanks~!
As always please DON’T REPOST! Enjoy~ ;D
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Place: Carnival's street
Vampire guy A: Hey, if we don't hurry, we won't make it to the carnival's final. Vampire girl A: Let's go! I want to see everything from a good place. Laito: ...You heard them. Yui: Carnival's final...         Does it mean that carnival ends soon?         I don't know what you usually do during that final, but         we should hurry up and go to the castle too, right...? Laito: Huh~? What are you saying!           Since carnival is ending soon, it's an even bigger reason not to go to the castle now, you know? Yui: Eh...?! What do you mean...? Laito: I-want-to-say! That since carnival still isn't over...           we have to enjoy it to the fullest!          That's why! Let's go there! I'm sure it will be a lot of fun! Yui: Eeh! B-But... Can we really do something like this? Laito: Of course! Everything is good, as long as you enjoy it. You're the queen after all ♪          Come on, hurry up~! Yui: Wait, Laito-kun! Don't push me like that...!
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Place: Saint nore Park’s street
Yui: (Laito-kun dragged me here, but... where are we...?) Laito: It's Saint nore Park, you call it "amusement park" in the Human World.            It's full of people, as expected from the carnival.            Bitch-chan, since we're already here, maybe we can enjoy some attractions?            Look around. Every attraction is prepared specially for this carnival.            What should we choose...! Everything looks like fun, so it's hard to decide. Yui: Umm...        (Fun... I would rather say "weird", since we're in the Demon World...) Laito: Hey! How about this one? Castle of Berawecka.           It's similar to a haunted house in your world! Yui: H-Haunted house? Are there haunted houses in the Demon World too...? Laito: Of course. But it's totally different from those idiotic haunted houses created by humans...            I'm sure we will enjoy it. ...In a lot of ways. Nfu ♪ Yui: (A haunted house, huh...)
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Selections: Sounds interesting!                      I'll pass.
Choice: Sounds interesting!
Yui: The Demon World's haunted house sounds really interesting! Laito: I know, right? As expected from my Bitch-chan! I knew you'd say that! Magician A: Dear couple. If you have some spare time, how about a magic show? Clown A: Hey, hey, vampires have a lot of time, right? ...Hm...?                 ...Looks like you're not a vampire, young lady. Yui: Ah... Clown A: But don't worry.                 Even if it consumes your limited time, you won't regret it, because we will show you a wonderful magic.                ...Okay? Hihi. Yui: (Ah...! This clown looks normal at the first sight, but he is kinda creepy...) Laito: Hey, Mr. Clown. Could you not carefree get so close to my Bitch-queen? Magician A: Queen? Is this human young lady... Laito: That's right. She is the main actress of this carnival. So don't be so careless around her! Magician A: I see. So I have to show even more magnificent show.                     First we will use this iron box... Come on, clown, go inside.                     Now... let's try to stab repeatedly this box with a saber. Yui: S-Stab repeatedly...? Clown A: Hiii~! Help me~! Hihi.                 Gyaa~! He got me~!                  I'm going to die~! Laito: Huh~? Is it supposed to be magic? He is a vampire, so he won't die even if you stab him. Magician A: Dear guest, if you say so, then try stabbing clown's heart from this hole. Come on. Laito: Tormenting some unknown clown isn't really my hobby, but... Here! Clown A: Gyaaaa! Yui: ...?! Magician A: Now let's put fire inside the iron box. Here! Laito: Huh? You burn him after he was stabbed in heart?            Ahaha! That's something! Even if he is a demon, if you make a mistake, he can die, you know? Yui: It's not funny! Magician A: Well then, let's see what happened with our clown... Laito: Oh~? There is no one inside. He burnt down to ashes? Yui: Oh no! Magician A: Fufu. Young lady, please, don't worry so much. Oh? There is someone behind you... Clown A: Clown became a wandering ghost. Yui: Kyaa! Clown A: Just joking. Hihi. Laito: Hee~! Amazing! When did you get out of the box? Magician A: Did you acknowledged our magic skills? Then, since we have a good occasion...                       I'd like to ask for your help, young lady. Would you agree? Yui: Eh... Me? Magician A: Indeed. Your role won't be difficult. You just have to go inside this black box. Laito: Hmmm, sounds good! Bitch-chan, good luck! Yui: If I only have to go inside this box... then I'll do it. Magician A: Thank you. This way please, young lady. Yui: (Uh, it became pitch dark, when he closed the door...         I wonder what kind of trick he wants to show...?) ???: I was waiting for you. Yui: ...?! Is someone there?        (....? ...What's going on... I'm suddenly really sleepy... Laito-kun, help me...)
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Magician A: Well then, now I will make her disappear from this box! Here! Laito: Ah! Where is Bitch-chan?! Clown A: Oh my, what a surprise! Young lady became a rabbit mascot! Hihi. Magician A: Now young lady doesn't have a shadow, nor a shape! Laito: Amazing! Bitch-chan really disappeared! How did you do that?            It's not like Bitch-chan really became that cute rabbit... Magician A: It was my pleasure to entertain you, I'm glad you liked it! And with it the magic show has ended. Laito: ...Eh? It's the end? What about Bitch-chan...? Clown A: Who knows. Where can she be? Hihi. Laito: What...! Familiars...?! They changed into both magician and clown? What's going on here...?!            Hey, wait! Who did it?!            Hm...? What is it? A letter...? "To the king of the carnival"...?             ....! No wonder I thought it was weird...!             I have to hurry up to Bitch-chan!
Yui: ...Uh... Where am I? Maid A: Young lady, I was waiting for you. Since we were interrupted before. Yui: Hm...? You are that girl from before...         (A nice maid who said she would show me the way to the castle... right?) Maid A: Fufu. I'm honored you remembered me.              I wanted some time to talk with you.              You're this carnival's queen...              And a woman loved by that man, who played with my feelings! Yui: Kyaa! W-What?! Let go!         (What is she talking about...?) Maid A: Uh... Don't struggle!               I could give up only because I knew that man doesn't love anyone... But...               You're loved by him... It's unforgivable...                I will never forgive you! Yui: Kyaa!         (...Was that... a knife...?          Anyway, I have to run away...) Maid A: Stop right there! Yui: No!         (Laito-kun, help me...!)
Yui: W-Where am I...?! ...Kya! Maid A: Huff... You're quite fast, huh. But it's the end, you can't run any further.              Moreover, we're in the Demon World... Who would help a mere human like you...              Just give up already! Ahaha! Yui: No! Help me! ...Laito-kun! Laito: Hey! Keep away from her! Yui: ?!
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Yui: L-Laito-kun!        (He really came to save me!) Laito: Hey, maid. I'm not sure what it is about, but you bear a grudge against me, not her, right? Maid A: Ah... Laito-sama...! Laito: If I did something to you, I'll apologize. I'm sorry, okay? So forgive that girl!           Or maybe apologizing isn't enough? What can I do to make you forgive her? Maid A: ...Who would have thought that Laito-sama will apologize to me...!               That's how much...               she is important to you?! Laito: Of course! She is my dear Bitch-chan after all. No one can replace her. Yui: (Laito-kun...!) Laito: But she is a human. Unlike we vampires, she can die easily.            That's why sorry, but could you put down this dangerous thing you're holding? Maid A: ... Laito: Please. And don't make such a scary face.           Tonight is the carnival after all. ...Right?
*CG end* Maid A: ...As expected of you, Laito-sama. Yui: (Amazing...! Laito-kun really managed to persuade her...) *everyone is clapping* Yui: Eh...? Everyone... what happened to them? Laito: ...Eh, I see now. That's what it is about after all. I thought it was weird. Shuu: Haa... Try to understand my feelings. I had to take part in this farce too. So troublesome. Yui: Shuu-san?! And... everyone too! Laito: It was troublesome, but for us. You knew about everything, but didn't say a word, right? Why? Shuu: ...Who knows. Here, it's the letter from father. Yui: Wait...! What's going on?! Laito: Let's see... "I organized this carnival to bless Adam and Eve,            but it would be plain boring, so I prepared a surprise.            Tonight's carnival's main roles are yours. Enjoy it to the fullest."            In other words... this was one of his crazy plans he is so keen on, huh? Yui: Eh?! Then... That attack on me and everything was... Ruki: Indeed. It was only a part of the plan that person created for you. Laito: Ah, really, that man is such a pain in the ass. And he calls himself a vampire king? Maid A: ...Eve.              I'm terribly sorry for scaring you before. Yui: Eh! Um... Maid A: It's exactly like everyone said. It was all according to Karlheinz-sama's plan...              The story about Laito-sama dumping me was also a nonsense. So please don't worry about it.               Although, it looked like Laito-sama noticed my lies. Yui: ...Really? Laito: Well, yeah~ Even I remember who I touched or not if I look at their face.            Moreover, I've noticed long ago that she is a girl working for that man. Maid A: Ah...!              You have noticed that much? Laito: I've already realized it when I first saw you in the town. I thought that I've seen you somewhere before.           Then I got it. I didn't know why, but I was sure that man was involved in it. Yui: (I see... So it was all planned by Laito-kun's father...)         Uff... I'm glad...
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Laito: Ah, Bitch-chan. Just don't misunderstand anything.           Everything that happened here was a play created by that man, but           words I said to that maid before... were my true feelings. Yui: Eh? Laito: Eeh~ You didn't listen? Then I have no other choice...           I said that you're my precious and important Bitch-chan, you know? Yui: ...Laito-kun...
Reiji: ...Here you are. Take the glass. Banquet is just starting. Kou: Right, right! Congratulations, M-Neko-chan! By the way, you too Laito-kun. Laito: Huh~? By the way? It's rude to say something like this to the carnival's king!           Okay, Bitch-chan, since we're here, let's enjoy the banquet too. Yui: Yeah!
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wata-wasu · 5 years
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[TL] Otona no Meruhen Vol.2
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This is one of the cutest drama CDs I’ve ever listened to!! omg Peter Pan is just so precious and pure and innocent. I hope you guys love him like I do. (♡ơ⌄ơ) Just get some tissues ready for later. Like usual, correct me if I translated something incorrectly.
WARNING: This is a r18 drama CD!!
Please don’t repost my translations anywhere else! If you really have to, then send me an ask so I know!
大人のメルヘンシリーズ 大人になりたくない少年 ~好奇心旺盛な彼~ (Adult Fairy Tales Series The Young Boy Who Doesn’t Want to Become an Adult ~A Boy Full of Curiosity~)
CV – 木島宇太 (Mizushima Takahiro)
【Track List】
1.お邪魔します (Excuse Me for Intruding) 2.男と女の違い (The Differences Between Men and Women) 3.子供は見ちゃダメ (Children Aren’t Allowed to Look) 4.大人になりたい (I Want to Become an Adult) 5.じっとしてて… (Stay Still…) 6.幸せになってほしいから (I Want You to Become Happy) 7.いひゃいってば!(I Said It Hurts!) 8.ひとこと (A Single Word) 9. シークレットトラック (Secret Track)
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Track 01 – Excuse Me for Intruding
[0.04]
Excuse me for intruding. Heave-ho.
Oooi. Oi! Where did you head off to? My shadow. Where are you hiding? Uh… Could it be here?
[0.33]
Eh? I touched something! Eh? U-uwah! Sh-shhh! Don’t scream! What will you do if someone comes?
Calm down. I’m not a burglar. I’m just trying to search for something. I won’t do anything to you, Miss. I’ll leave right after I find my shadow. Please, won’t you let me stay for a bit?
[1.05]
Ah, thank goodness.
Me? I’m Peter. I kind of got my shadow knocked out of me.
[1.22]
You don’t know what a shadow is? Whenever light shines on me, a dark figure comes out on the walls or ground. Why did you ask if you already knew that? Geez, I don’t have time for this so shut up a little.
Hmm, not here either. Where did it go?
[1.53]
Uh? This is where I flew in. Yep, I flew. Eh? I can fly! What about it? If you wish hard enough, anything can come true. Miss, if you wish hard enough, you’ll definitely be able to fly.
I’m serious. If you think I’m lying, then try it out yourself.
Uh, is it in here? Ah, it’s here! What am I doing? Catching my shadow. Ah, come here! Don’t run away! Wait! Be obedient, and go back into my body!
[2.51]
I finally caught it. This? It’s my shadow. I explained it to you earlier, remember? Whenever light comes out…
Huh? It ran away so I, of course, caught it. More importantly, putting it back on will be a problem.
[3.16]
Hm, Miss, do you have anything I can use to reattach it? I just need to reattach it so anything will do. Hm…
What’s in this box? Ouch! A sewing kit? Then that means you can use the needle and thread to reattach my shadow. A long time ago, I saw someone do the same with a button. Surely my shadow can be fixed the same way.
[3.49]
It’s possible! Here, if you please. Aha, I’m so glad. It won’t disappear anymore.
Hm? Yes, that’s right. If I don’t have my shadow, it’ll disappear. There’s never been a time where I’ve existed without my shadow. In this world, shadows also have humans, right? That’s the same as me.
Uh? What is it? This world is this world. It’s the world you live in. I’m not a human from this world. Ah, but it’s not like I don’t exist. You can see me after all, Miss.
[4.39]
I exist because people believe in me. That’s why I’m relieved I can exist here together with you guys. Well, I guess you can say I’m fairy-like. Ah, but I’m still pretty different from fairies. I think I’m more of an ambiguous being. I’m neither adult nor child.
Are you already done? Eh, thank you!
[5.12]
Say, Miss, are you an adult? Or a child? You appear to be an adult, but when I think about it, you’re kind of child-like.
Wa-wait a sec! You didn’t have to hit me with a pillow, right? I didn’t say anything rude at all. I can see your behavior is like that of an adult, but the inside of your mind is like a child’s, right? I was just making a harmless guess.
[5.47]
Writer? Miss, do you want to become a writer? Eh, you want to write children’s books. Hm, um…
A princess whose kisses contain magical powers. A fairy became better after receiving a kiss. So… What’s a kiss? Can a kiss make a fairy feel better? Ehhh, I don’t really understand. Can you give me one? Here!
What am I doing? I want a kiss. C’mon, hurry and give me one.
[6.38]
Why are you making that confused face?
Thank you! Eh, so this is a kiss. It feels kind of fluffy.
It was a pincushion? Uh, well, whatever. Shoot, this won’t do! I have to get going! Yeah, I’m going home. I’ll see you later.
[7.16]
Oh, that’s right. Thanks for the kiss!
Track 02 – The Differences Between Men and Women
[0.08]
Oi, heave-ho. Oops! That surprised me. Ahaha, sorry, sorry. Today, I have some business with you, Miss. I want to talk for a bit.
Miss, you know a lot of things about your kind, right? I want to know what kids like. I want you to tell me how lost children find their way home. I don’t know much about it.
[0.45]
Really?! Thank goodness! Ehehe, anything’s fine. I don’t mind what kind of story it is. I just want a good story.
Ohh, I’ve never heard of this story. Alright, go ahead and tell me. Yeah, yeah.
[1.23]
And they all lived happily ever after, huh? So hey, there are some things you read that I don’t understand. Why did the man and woman stay together to the very end? More importantly, what are the differences between men and women?
Ah, and also kisses. All that stuff you told me about kisses was a lie wasn’t it? The princess will wake up after being kissed by a prince. No matter how I think about it, eyes can’t open due to that. It made a fairy feel better, too.
[2.05]
Miss, are you lying to me? Ahhh, this won’t do. This is why I dislike adults. They lie so much.
I think that’s a seriously bad habit.
[2.25]
What about me? If you seriously do feel bad, show me what a kiss really is this time. Why did your face suddenly go red? I’m just saying, you look red.
Oh? You can’t kiss me if my eyes aren’t closed? I guess it can’t be helped. Here, my eyes are closed.
Huh?! M-my lips… What did you do to me just now?! This is a kiss. It was just a short moment, but it felt surprisingly good.
[3.21]
H-hey! Do it one more time! It’s fine isn’t it? It’s no big deal. If you won’t do it, I will.
Aha, it really does feel amazingly good. Hey, one more time. Why can’t I? It should be fine.
[3.54]
I know what a kiss is now, but I still don’t understand why the princess woke up. So that’s why, one more time.
The power of love? What’s that? Then show me what a kiss of love is. Why isn’t it possible?
[4.27]
Then what is love?
Miss, even though you’re an adult, you can’t answer that question? Don’t adults know everything? Why is it that adults don’t know everything?
[4.47]
Hmmm, I still don’t understand. Adult stuff and kid stuff, male stuff and female stuff… There’s so many difficult things.
Ah, but since men and women are different, you can tell me and you apart, right? I mean, you are a girl, right? I’m a man, and our appearances are different. Surely, our bodies have even more differences, right?
[5.23]
Look, I don’t have two of these squishy bulges. What am I doing? Aren’t I exploring your body? Since adults can’t explain things very well, I want you be to obedient and let me explore. O-ohh, you’re wearing clothes so I can’t tell what’s underneath.
Don’t struggle. I’m undressing you, aren’t I? Shouldn’t it be fine for me to get a small glimpse?
Ahh, how beautiful. Yours is totally different from my body. Your skin is smooth and pale in color. This spot is extremely soft. You also smell kind of good.
[6.32]
Is it alright if I lick you? You feel really soft, and you look sweet.
Amazing. So this is what a female body is like. While I was licking and sucking, a sweet voice came out of you, Miss. Hm? No way. I’m not going to stop. More…
Ah! Ahh, I’m sorry. I couldn’t stop myself. So, um, thank you. You taught me a lot of things today.
[7.30]
Ah, can I borrow a few books? I want to study up on various things. The book about a prince who cast a magical spell, and the book of girls’ secrets and confessions.
Thank you! I’ll be back again.
Track 03 – Children Aren’t Allowed to Look
[0.09]
Hey~ I guess you’re asleep.
Ah! I-I’m sorry. I thought I could wake you up by calling out to you, but you wouldn’t wake up. I-it’s not like I was just waiting here so I can look at you. I came in only a few moments earlier.
[0.45]
You’re making an “I don’t believe you” face. I’m being serious! Why are you making a shocked face?
Ah, I’m here today to return your books. Here, thank you. They were all interesting, and I learned a lot. Oh, yeah, there’s something I want to ask. Yeah, it’s about this book’s content.
[1.17]
It fell and opened as I was making my way back here. Just give it a little look. This book is amazing! There are men and women in it, and they’re doing stuff together while naked.
Oh! Why did you toss it away? Eh? Children aren’t allowed to look at these things?
Hmm. Hey! I’m not a kid, though! I’m really interested in the book. Ah, just like how we were kissing earlier, there are pictures of people kissing in it, too. Look, it’s right here. They have their legs intertwined, but I don’t understand what they’re doing.
[2.11]
Why are you closing your eyes? You can’t see it like that, right? Ah, how about I read for a change?
Um, the man’s girlfriend was close to bursting as his hands grasped at her skin and chest. The firmness in his hands grew as he reached down her slender waist towards her pussy and-
Eh? I shouldn’t read this? Oh, okay then. Miss, do you hate these sort of things?
[2.45]
Hmm, even though it seems so interesting. What a pity. I wanted to ask you a bunch of questions about that book, Miss. Well, whatever. I’ll study it myself.
I’ll come back again once I’ve finished studying. I’m off.
Track 04 – I Want to Become an Adult
[0.09]
Heave-ho. Uwaahh, you scared me! You’re awake. Heave-ho.
So what are you doing? Show me what you’re hiding behind your back. Don’t act like it’s not important. If you have something you don’t want me to see, I’ll get mad. C’mon, hurry up, and let me see!
[0.52]
Hm? What is this? It’s not a book. What’s this supposed to be?
There’s a photo of a man, but… Arranged marriage? Eh? In other words, the man in the photo is the one you’re going to marry? It hasn’t been decided yet, but it seems like it’ll happen.
What are you talking about? No way. Definitely not!
[1.37]
I don’t want you to! If you marry that guy… Why is that guy suitable for you? Oh? Even if you don’t want to, you’re going to have to marry him anyway. Even if you don’t love him…
Isn’t that weird? I read in all those stories that you can’t have a marriage if there’s no love involved. In the end, everyone’s supposed to live happily ever after. And yet…
[2.15]
Of course I would be mad! “Why?” you ask. Maybe it’s because… Miss, I… I love you. I’ve been thinking about you a lot for a long time. I always want to talk to you again, and I want to hear your voice. I want to touch you more and more. This is what you call love, right?
Don’t run away. I am a man after all. I’m stronger than you. Hey, look at me.
Miss, your kisses really do feel great. I want to do it again.
[3.39]
Hey, can I touch you? Your breasts and down there, too. Yeah, this might not end with just touching.
Miss, I want to become an adult like you. I’ve thought about it in the past and now. If it’s for you, I want you to be happy and give you a happy end. Falling in love, getting married, having children, and living happily ever after…
That’s why… I want to become an adult.
Track 05 – Stay Still…
[0.03]
S-so… Take off your clothes. It’s fine. I’ll undress myself.
How do you take off this underwear? A hook in the back? I knew that! I just forgot is all. W-what? Shoot… I’ll do it myself! It’s fine so stay still, Miss. Ah! I did it! Ahh, they look soft.
[1.23]
Oh? Does it feel good? I see.
No! Miss, where are you touching? No, I’m fine. Don’t stop. I already took my clothes off earlier. A little bit came out, and it feels unpleasant. No, that didn’t come out! Um, my little guy came out earlier…
D-don’t call me cute! Are you looking down on me?
[2.23]
Ah! Don’t stare at me so much. I’m fine! Ahh! W-what are you…
Yeah, it feels good, but why do you know how to do this? For some reason, you’re great at this. Is it because this isn’t your first time?
[3.14]
How unfair!
I won’t allow you to look down on me. It’s kind of frustrating. I can also do more things to you, Miss. I want to make you feel good.
[3.57]
I’m going to touch you down there. I’m touching it.
Are you nervous?! I’ll do my best. If you don’t like it or it hurts, be sure to tell me.
Ah! Amazing. Your spot here is getting wet. It’s because it feels good, right?
[5.10]
Amazing. A lot’s coming out. Does my finger feel that good? Ehe, I’m glad.
Can I add in another finger?
Ah! Does it feel good here? You tightened up a little. I should be able to enter you in a bit. I want to enter you.
[6.14]
I-I’m going in. I’m halfway in. Can I put the rest in? Oh, my God. This feels way too good. Ahhh, don’t do that! Miss, don’t move. Stay still for a little longer. If you don’t, I’ll cum right away.
D-don’t laugh at me! I was abstinent, y’know. Damn it.
[7.08]
I-I’m telling you, stop calling me cute! I’ll punish you the next time you say it. Y-you’re wondering how. Well… A-anyway, I will do something terrible to you, Miss. Ah, ahh, stop it! Damn it, someday I’ll get my revenge.
U-uh, well, I’m going to fill my heart up with lots of anger. Miss, you might look calm, but are you fine with this being done to you? We’ve only been like this for a short time, but your legs are already spread open.
[8.13]
What’s wrong? Is it becoming unbearable because I’m going in deeper? Where did that calmness from earlier go? Ehe, right, right. My thing is making you secrete fluids down there. That’s the cutest part about you.
I can’t anymore! I’m going to cum! Can I cum on your stomach?
[9.26]
I-I’m sorry. I came on your face a little. W-wait a second. I’ll wipe it off. Ah, this’ll do.
Track 06 – I Want You to Become Happy
[0.05]
Okay, I’m done cleaning you. Eh, you’re putting your clothes back on? It is cold, but I wanted to hold you while you were naked. Hooray!
It’ll be okay. If we hold each other like this, we won’t be cold. Hey, look here.
I really do love you after all, Miss. I understand it clearly now. Becoming one with you has made me happy. I love everything about you, Miss. Well, I’d like it if you felt the same.
[1.18]
Eh? You love everything about me? Seriously? I see. If you didn’t like me, you wouldn’t have done it with me. I’m so happy! Thank goodness! Our love is mutual!
Miss, I love you. Because I’ve come to love you, I can see various things in this world differently. We can watch the moon through the window even though I don’t care much for it now. It’s such a beautiful sight. From now and forever, I want to stay with you.
[2.11]
Oh! Ah, yeah… Well… I’m sorry. It seems like I won’t be able to stay with you forever after all. I think it’s because something weird. Recently, my shadow has been slowly fading away. It’s only a matter of time until my existence disappears as well.
It can’t be helped. I was able to do so many things, even fall in love with you. I’d love to learn more and more. At today’s end, I became one with you. Surely I’ve finally become an adult. My longing can come to a stop now. My existence was rather uncertain before because I was neither adult nor child. I guess that’s all ending today.
[3.24]
Hey, look here. I can clearly see your shadow being cast by the moonlight. Mine is… It isn’t visible anymore, right?
This is fine with me. Like the lost children, I’ve lived a fine life so I don’t mind leaving. Our feelings were able to become mutual.
[4.01]
I’m sorry. I’m leaving you behind with nothing but sad memories, but it’ll be alright. You’ll definitely forget me right away. Adults are those kinds of creatures, right?
Anyway, you’ll be able to find a nice man. C’mon, you still have that guy from the photo. It’s extremely frustrating, but he’ll be able to make you happy.
[4.48]
I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be in this much pain. I want to see plenty of smiles from you. I want to be able to hold you so many more times. I truly want to make you happy. More than that, I want to be with you forever and ever.
However, I’ve become an adult. I can’t cause more trouble than this. I want you to become happy so don’t cry. I’m also extremely frustrated about this.
[5.42]
Miss, I love you so much. Thank you for telling me you love me.
So even adults can cry at times like this. I see. Then I want to cry for a little longer, too.
[6.22]
I’m so glad I met you. Thank you.
Hey, close your eyes.
I love you.
Track 07 – I Said It Hurts!
[0.14]
Heee~y! Ah, I’m sorry for suddenly stopping you, Miss.
Ah, are you surprised? Ehehe, I came back! Yeah, I wonder what caused this. I don’t understand it either, but it seems like I turned into a human from this world so please take good care of me.
[0.53]
This isn’t a lie! I’m the real deal. Do you want to test it by pulling my cheeks? Eh, ouch! I said it hurts! Ahh, that hurt so bad.
Wait a second! You wouldn’t normally pull your own cheeks that hard would you? Why did you pull mine so hard? I didn’t like the pain. Who goes to such great lengths? Ah, that hurt.
[1.30]
Who’s fault do you think it is? Hm, well, whatever. Miss, it seems like your shadow has returned.
Maybe it’s because you wished really hard to God that we’d meet again. Since you wished so hard, God definitely granted it. Didn’t I teach you before, “if you wish strongly enough, it’ll surely come true?” I’m sure that’s why I’m here.
[2.05]
O-oh! Oh. Yeah, I’m really glad, too. Yep, from now on, we’ll be together forever. I’m never letting go of you ever again.
Track 08 – A Single Word
I’m not going to translate the free talk word for word.
Mizushima sends his gratitude to those who listened to the very end. He goes on to talk about how interesting it was to record using a dummy head mic and how effective it is when recording from different angles. He also admits there were some pretty difficult parts of the CD to act out. He says he’ll work hard and asks the audience to listen to his future works. Mizushima ends with a thank you.
Track 09 – Secret Track
[0.07]
Hey, open up! It’s cold so hurry up! If I don’t enter like this, you wouldn’t let me in. Really, work again! Miss, between work and me, who is more important? H-hey, wait a second! What do you mean by immediately replying with work? Act a little more worried- Uwaaah!!
Ahhh, that was close. I can’t fly for very long so open up immediately. It’ll be troublesome if I use the key at the entrance. Besides, I’m used to coming in this way.
[1.10]
Isn’t it better if you just open up when you hear footsteps? Geez, weren’t you too busy to let me in your room? Why wouldn’t you let me in today?
Huh? Miss, isn’t your face red? Oh, hmm. You don’t have a fever. Anyway, don’t you reek of alcohol? Huuh?! Were you too busy drinking alone to invite me in? Why is a writer drinking while on the job? Eh?
[2.05]
Hmm, I see. You were drinking because you wanted to write a scene about the heroine’s first drinking experience. That’s why you were drinking on the job. Haa, how stupid. How are you going to write when your face is that red?
Haaa, if you’ve got a headache, go treat yourself. Did you already sleep today? It’s impossible to work now! Listen to me obediently. Go to sleep! Since you insist on working, show me your drafts after you feel better. Well, it’d be impossible with your face as red as it is.
[2.51]
Eh?! Uwaaah! W-what are you doing all of a sudden? I-I did say to show me your drafts. What’s the meaning-
W-wait a second. S-stupid, is this your idea of a draft? M-Miss? Did you really become stupid? Did you let the alcohol go to your head?
[3.24]
Uwaah! W-wait a second! I-it can’t be helped, right? You keep doing weird stuff so it just reacted. Eh? A-aah! D-don’t take it in one mouthful! I said to stop it.
Asking me that with that timing… You’re cruel! It feels really good. I can’t tell you to stop now. Anyway, Miss, you’re drunk, right? There’s no way you’re doing this while you reek of alcohol.
[4.22]
Hey, wait! What are you trying to do? W-wait, I haven’t done anything to you-
I-I said not to. If you start off rough like that… Doing it like that is too risky. No way! I’m not cumming yet. Miss, you can’t cum either. Endure it! I’m begging you, don’t do that! It’s too much for me!
[5.20]
Enough! Wait up. Stop messing around. You’re always treating me like that because I’m younger. Today I will not, absolutely not let you cum first!
Why are you letting out such an adorable voice? I’m even trying my best to hold back and not cum. I’ll cum if I listen to your voice.
[6.15]
Miss, you really… If that’s the case, I’ll do my best so tell me where your good spots are. I’ll do my best to make you cum. How about your ears? If I do this…
I’ll lick and trace around the shape of your ear. Does it feel good? How was that side? Does it feel good?
[7.23]
When I tease you here… and fondle you here, how does it feel? If I do this to this spot that’s swelling up… I’m going move my tongue faster. How do you like the tightness? Your insides are twitching. So you like it like this. Then until you cum, I’ll keep teasing you here.
You’re tightening around me so much. Are you close to cumming? Cum whenever you want. Cum. C’mon!
[8.57]
J-just now, who was the first to cum? You came first, right? Thank goodness.
Of course I’d be fussy over it. I already had my turn to cum earlier. Anyway, I came so much that I’m exhausted. This isn’t a win-or-lose thing. It’s no big deal. I just let you. Anyway, I want to have more laid back sex. It always seems like you’re the only calm one. Today started with me being assaulted, too.
“Thank you for the meal!” you say?! Miss, you’re a pervert!! Well, but it felt good, though. It’s nothing. Ahh, but from now on, all alcohol is forbidden! Obviously, it would be! You were too forceful on me after you drank. You can only drink if it’s in front of me, but you can never, never, never drink in front of someone else!
[10.37]
Geez, do you really understand what I’m saying? You’re so drunk now that it’s pointless to say anything. When morning comes, I’m not saying anything.
Come here. Let’s go to sleep. You can work tomorrow! C’mon, get in bed.
[11.01]
Ah, I’m tired all of a sudden. Miss, you better be prepared tomorrow. I’ll definitely get my revenge on you. Oh, gosh, she’s already asleep.
Good night. I love you.
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i7pinyaapples · 6 years
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IDOLiSH7 3rd Anniversary Story Part 4 Translation
Bolded words are in English in the original. Italics are inner thoughts. This will be important for the dumb, dumb jokes in this chapter. Find me on twitter @pinyaapples. Please credit me on any reposts or screenshots and do not use elsewhere without permission.
Part one Part two Part three
Momo: Good evening! We’re Re:vale!
Yuki: Good evening.
Momo: It’s finally arrived! “NEXT Re:vale” third anniversary episode! Isn’t that amazing, Yuki?!
Yuki: It’s thanks to everyone’s support.
Momo: To help us celebrate today, we’ve brought in some fabulous guests!
Momo: TRIGGER!
Gaku: Good evening.
Ryuu: Let’s get along!
Tenn: Congratulations on your third anniversary.
Momo: IDOLiSH7!
IDOLiSH7: Congratulations!
Tamaki: Yukirin, Momorin, we’ve prepared something amaaaazing for your present.
Yuki: Really?
Riku: We can’t show you quite yet, but please look forward to it!
Momo: Thank you! Everyone watching, please get hype for our “NEXT Re:vale” special anniversary episode!
Mitsuki & Tenn: It’s time for the “Is Re:vale really a harmonious married couple?!” Quiz~!
Mitsuki: Hosting this corner tonight will be myself, IDOLiSH7’s Izumi Mitsuki, and--
Tenn: I’m Kujou Tenn of TRIGGER. I can’t say I’m not a little nervous to be hosting during the anniversary of such important senpai, Izumi Mitsuki-san.
Mitsuki: For sure! Earlier my nerves were so bad that I think my heart stopped for a bit!
Tenn: What’s happen?
Mitsuki: ……..?!?!
Tenn: Now then, let’s get to the explanation of the quiz. Please look here.
Mitsuki: What the heck was that just now Kujou?!! How am I supposed to freaking react to that, Kujouuuu?!?!?!
Tenn: Stop glaring at me like that Izumi Mitsuki! I might bust out laughing at any moment!
Gaku: *whisper* Nice, he got one in right off the bat.
Ryuu: *whisper* One point to us.
Tenn: Re:vale-san, did you understand the rules?
Momo: Yup! To test our love, we have to guess which of the two options is correct! Leave it to me!
Mitsuki: Then, let’s get started! First off is a question for Momo-san! Which of these dishes is Yuki’s real homemade cooking?
Mitsuki: Bring in the food please!
Tamaki: Uwooo, that meat looks tasty!
Sougo: It looks good enough to serve at a restaurant!
Tenn: One of these is Yuki-san’s homemade salisbury steak. The other is from a restaurant. A or B, which is your partner’s?
Yuki: I did my best for you Momo! Get it right ok?
Momo: I’ve got this Yuki! I love your salisbury steak! Let’s dig in!
Momo: Yum! Both are delicious, but A is definitely Yuki’s. Easier than I thought!
Momo: But we did say we were going to tone down our married couple act… It’s only the first question, maybe I should answer wrong on purpose.
Momo: Hmmm…. Meowby it’s B? [1]
*Ding ding ding*
Mitsuki & Tenn: Correct!
Momo: Wh-wha…?! I mean, yay, I got it right!!
Yuki: You could tell after all.
Momo: Of course, that’s the power of our love Yuki!
Momo: Yikes, dangerous… I’m glad I picked the other one.
Mitsuki: Here’s the next question, for Yuki-san! Which one is Momo-san’s real shoe?
Yuki: I see, they’re hiking boots. This will be easy.
Tenn: really?
Yuki: Uh…. Yeah, he left around them at my house.
Gaku: *whisper* 2 points.
Ryuu: *whisper* We’re steadily raising our score.
Momo: Ok Yuki, show them my darling’s love!
Yuki: Leave it to me.
Yuki: These scratches around the toe indicate that choice B are Momo’s boots. The colors seem familiar as well.
Yuki: But we did say we’d suppress the married couple act for a while, and Momo just got one correct, so I should probably answer wrong. Sorry Momo.
Yuki: I choose A.
*Ding ding ding*
Mitsuki & Tenn: Correct!
Yuki: Eh, that one-, Wow I did it!
Momo: Yuki!!!! It’s because you’re always watching over Momo-chan!
Yuki: Ahaha of course it is Momo!
Yuki: Daaaangerous...If I hadn’t switched my answer I would’ve answered wrong... I was trying to get it wrong though.
Mitsuki: Getting two in a row correct, you two really are lovey-dovey!
Momo: Of course! Because we’ve…
Yamato: *whisper* Oh, is it time for the married couple?
Nagi: *whisper* Oh! I’m all ready for the calls!
Momo: ...always been working together day-in and day-out over the past three years!
Yuki: Yes, we’ve tirelessly worked together.
Iori: *whisper* The married act isn’t happening…
Riku: *whisper* Nooo...what happened…
Mitsuki: Next question! This is for Yuki-san! When Momo-san nails a hoop, what does he say?
Mitsuki: Choice A!
Momo’s voice: Yeah!
Mitsuki: Choice B!
Slightly different Momo’s voice: Yeah!
Tenn: Incidentally, the other voice sample is him managing to open a jar with a very tight lid.
Yuki: Hm….. A!
*Ding ding ding*
Mitsuki & Tenn: Correct!
Momo: Amazing, Yuki!
Yuki: I got it right, Momo!
Mitsuki: Dang, three in a row! Next up is Momo-san! Please guess which sample is Yuki waking up!
Mitsuki: Choice A!
Yuki voice: Good morning. Mitsuki: Choice B!
Slightly lower Yuki voice: Good morning.
Tenn: Incidentally, the other voice sample was his greeting when entering a dressing room while half-asleep!
Momo: Yuki’s really not a morning person. Hm… A!
*Ding ding ding*
Mitsuki & Tenn: Correct!
Yuki: Good job Momo, I couldn’t even tell myself.
Momo: Easy peasy! How many times do you think I’ve woken up a sleepy Yuki?
Yuki: Momo…
Momo: Yuki…
Tamaki: *whisper* Oh, they doin it?!
Yamato: *whisper* Will they finally start flirting?
Momo: Ok, let’s go to the next question!
Yuki: Keep them coming!
Nagi: *whisper* Oh… What the hell… Re:vale won’t do the married couple act… [2]
Sougo: *whisper* They went ahead and sat down already…
Iori: *whisper* Perhaps they’re charging it up to let it explode towards the end?
Riku: *whisper* Then we have to be careful not to miss our chance!
Mitsuki: Final question! Out of the following audio clips, please pick the sound of your partner calling your name!
Mitsuki: While this seems easy at first glance, we’ve raised the bar this time around. It’s only been two clips up til now, but this round has eleven options to choose from!
Momo: You got 10 people besides Yuki to call my name?!
Tenn: Indeed. If you think it’s your partner’s voice, please call out their name in answer. First up is Momo-san!
Momo: I think I’ll be able to tell easily! Is such a simple question alright? Then, please start!
Mitsuki & Tenn: Quiz, start! [3: quiz answers in notes]
Voices in turn: Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo Momo
Momo: Yuki!!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Mitsuki & Tenn: Correct!
Momo: Uwaa, that was harder than I thought! A lot of the voices sounded too close for comfort!
Yuki: I couldn’t tell either… I’ve kinda lost my confidence.
Mitsuki: As expected of the Yuki fanatic, Momo-san! Yuki-san, you’d better show off your good side so you don’t lose!
Momo: Speaking of, the voices besides Yuki were you guys right?
Mitsuki: Yup! We practiced a ton to make it as hard as possible!
Mitsuki & Tenn: Alright! Quiz, start!
Voices in turn: Yuki Yuki
Yuki: M-momo?
*buzzer*
Voices: Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuki: M-momo!
*buzzer*
Voices: Yuki Yuki
Yuki: …..Momo?
*buzzer*
Voices: Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuki: Momo!!
*Ding ding ding*
Yuki: Ah.. I got a bunch wrong.
Momo: Don’t worry about it Yuki!
Yuki: But Momo got it right… Whether it’s music or my partner, getting it wrong feels pretty bad…
Momo: Don’t say that! You got it in the end! I was happy, Yuki!
Yuki: Momo….!
Momo: Yuki….
Yuki: Thank you Momo. So that I never get it wrong again, let me hear Momo’s voice all the time okay?
Momo: Yuki!! So manly!!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH! [4]
Re:vale: ….?!?!!?
Mitsuki: Love!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
Mitsuki: Love!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
IDOLiSH7: LOVEY DOVEY NICE COUPLE!
Mitsuki: Love!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
Mitsuki: Love!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
IDOLiSH7: SUPER DARLING GO GO!
Momo: Aah! Is this what Ban-san was talking about, “an act that will topple over like dominos at the slightest push”?!
Yuki: Ahaha...hahahah….what is this, super hilarious….hahaha….
Momo: Yuki! You probably shouldn’t make that face on television!!
Mitsuki: Let’s go!
IDOLiSH7: MARRIAGE INTERVIEW!
Mitsuki: Let’s go!
IDOLiSH7: LOVEY DOVEY!
IDOLiSH7: LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO MARRIED COUPLE!
Ryuu: really?
Gaku: What’s happen?
Tenn: No way!
Momo: Oh no… Hey everyone! There’s some circumstances today, maybe we should calm it down a bit…!
IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
Momo: I said...
IDOLiSH7: YOU SAID?!
Momo: Basically…
IDOLiSH7: BASICALLY?
Momo: NO! This isn’t a call! Put that aside for a sec!
IDOLiSH7: ………
Riku: Aaaaaaaaaaand then?!
Momo: *pained noise*
Momo: YEAH!
Momo: Love!
Momo & IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
Momo: Love!
Momo & IDOLiSH7: YEAH!
Momo & IDOLiSH7: LOVEY DOVEY NICE COUPLE!
Yuki: Bahahahahahaha…. No way…. Momo started doing it too…..
Momo: We’re Re:vale!
IDOLiSH7: You’re Re:vale!
Momo: Today’s our 3rd anniversary!
IDOLiSH7: Congrats 3rd anniversary!
Momo: Thanks kouhai!
IDOLiSH7: It was nothing senpai!
Ryuu: really?
Gaku: What’s happen?
Tenn: No way!
Everyone except Yuki: Let’s go!!!
Yuki: ahahahaha…!!
------[backstage]----
Kaoru, crying: See… It’s just like I said… You either get eaten by the monsters or live long enough to become them…
Tsumugi: IDOLiSH7 and TRIGGER have become one in order to cheer on Re:vale…
Tsumugi: It’s surely the result of the events of the Zero Arena reopening that brought them all together in the first place.
Banri: This is truly the essence of that time! [5]
Rinto: I can hardly see, I’m tearing up…
Kaoru: Wait a second, are you guys serious?
Producer: Ah, Okarin! Sorry for worrying you! My wife came back home after all!
Rinto: Oh, really?!
Producer: The show sure got exciting! I’m glad we could put together a good program. Let’s keep working together in the future!
Rinto: Yes, of course! On behalf of Re:vale as well, thank you for having us!
Rinto: *whisper* Momo-kun! Yuki-kun! The limiter on the married couple act is off!
Rinto: *whisper* Please wrap things up properly as Re:vale!
---[main stage]----
IDOLiSH7: LOVEY DOVEY ULTRA HAPPY!
Yuki: Ahahahahahaha! Ha… Oh, a Go sign from Okarin.
Yuki: *deep breath*
Yuki: ONE MORE TIME!
Everyone except Yuki: YEAH!
Yuki: We’re Re:vale!
Everyone except Yuki: You’re Re:vale!
Yuki: Top idols!
Everyone except Yuki: Absolute kings!
Yuki: Grab onto a chance and…
Everyone except Yuki: ...Climb on up here!
Momo: Love!
Everyone except Yuki: YEAH!
Momo: Love!
Everyone except Yuki: YEAH!
Everyone except Yuki: SUPER DARLING GO GO!
Yuki: Thank you so much everyone! Momo and I are going to sing now!
Momo: Because together we’re the super close Re:vale everyone loves so so much!
IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: YEAH!
Mitsuki: Let’s go! [6]
Yamato, Mitsuki, Nagi, Gaku: MARRIAGE INTERVIEW!
Mitsuki: Let’s go!
Yamato, Mitsuki, Nagi, Gaku: LOVEY DOVEY!
Yamato, Mitsuki, Nagi, Gaku: LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO MARRIED COUPLE!
Riku: Hooray!
Riku, Iori, Tenn: MARRIAGE INTERVIEW!
Riku: Hooray!
Riku, Iori, Tenn: LOVEY DOVEY!
Riku, Iori, Tenn: HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY MARRIED COUPLE!
Tamaki: Love game!
Tamaki, Sougo, Ryuu: MARRIAGE INTERVIEW!
Tamaki: Love game!
Tamaki, Sougo, Ryuu: LOVEY DOVEY!
Tamaki, Sougo, Ryuu: LOVE GAME LOVE GAME LOVE GAME MARRIED COUPLE!
IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: LOVEY DOVEY ULTRA HAPPY!
Yamato: [sultry voice] Won’t you pull the TRIGGER of love together with Onii-san? [7]
IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: LOVEY DOVEY ULTRA HAPPY!
IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: Re:vale-san, congratulations on the third anniverary of “NEXT Re:vale”!!
TRIGGER: Congratulations!
Re:vale: Thank you!
Tsumugi: And so...
Tsumugi: The third anniversary episode of “NEXT Re:vale” ended as a resounding success.
Tsumugi: It was all thanks to Re:vale-san, the comrades who’ve supported them until this point, and of course the fans that have cheered them on!
~THE END~
--------[Notes]--------
[1] yes he ‘nyaa’s here.
[2] what the hell -> same nandeyanen from previous parts.
[3] Momo voices order: 2 7 8 6 3 9 10 4 5 1 1000. Yamato and Iori were hard im still not 100% sure. Yuki voice order: 4 10? 3 2? 8? 7 6 9 1? 5 100 THIS ONE IS REALLY FREAKIN HARD… Yama Gaku and Iori I’m still not sure about I swear none of them sound like Gaku… Waccha too stronk
[4] refer back to part 1 for notes for the calls
[5] I’m pretty sure there’s a joke here that I’m missing, sorry.
[6] the wasshoi calls are appropriately handled by the Danshi Tarumono Matsuri shuffle unit squad. FureFure squad swaps the wasshois for, of course, fure fure.
[7] this isn’t a translation note I just wanted to say I doubled over laughing, all the ridiculous calls and then suddenly spicy yamato i can’t do this onii san end me I could listen to him say this forever
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tabooneko · 6 years
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Dance with Devils: My Carol - Natsumezaka Shiki - Human Ending 1 After story: Alone with him in one house?!
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It’s a special present for my dear @violet-sin, happy birthday! ;D
In DwD My carol there is an after-story to each ending from the original game. I decided to translate a story that takes place after Shiki’s first human ending, so “the best” ending.
I’ll add some screenshots later~ ;D
If you spot any mistakes, please let me know, so I can correct them. Thank you!
Please don’t repost!
Enjoy~ ^^
“I swear to God that I won't do anything”
Shiki: We were so focused that it has already gotten pretty late. Ritsuka: You're right. We should hurry up and go home. For now, I'll send a message to mom.                Time flew in the blink of an eye in the club. I felt inspiration today, so I wasn't looking at clock. Shiki: I'm the same. Art club is a lot of fun. And you're there too. Ritsuka: (Right, Shiki was a member of the art club too.)                (He wasn't coming often, so I didn't even notice he was in the same club...)                 Shiki, you're really good at drawing. I admire you. Shiki: Really? I think that your paintings are able to move a heart.            They have warmth. Ritsuka: Warmth? Shiki: Should I say they are warm? They have a fleeting warm feeling coming from them. I'm sure that other people can't paint like that. Ritsuka: It makes me blush, when you praise me like this. But thank you.                Your paintings are full of freedom and airiness. They feel so clear. Shiki: Really? I can't tell myself.            But I think I can understand that. Free and clear... It sounds like you. Ritsuka: Eh? Why me? Shiki: Because now I'm creating a painting modelled on you. Ritsuka: Eh?! I've never heard about that. Shiki: Because I didn't tell you. Ritsuka: Because you didn't tell me, huh... In the first place, why me?! Shiki: Because you're the best theme.           When I'm with you, I always feel like I can fly through the clear sky on my wings. Though I don't have wings anymore. Ritsuka: Ah...               (Shiki's wings...) Shiki was a fallen angel. In the past he was flying through the sky on his wings. But he fought with all his might to protect me and other people from the Grimoire and angels... and died. Ritsuka: (When I think about that moment, my heart still hurts.)                (Shiki, who died to protect so many people, was reborn as an angel.)                (But he chose to live as a human and stay by my side.) We live at the same house, go to the same school... That's a really normal human life. But for me and Shiki those days are like a miracle. Shiki: ...Hm? Do I have something on my face? Ritsuka: No, it's nothing. Shiki: Then why are smiling so happily? Ritsuka: Eh, was I smiling?! Shiki: You still are. It's all over your face. Well, I can imagine what you were thinking about. Ritsuka: Then you don't have to ask. Shiki: You're cute, when you're embarrassed. So I couldn't help myself. Ritsuka: Geez...                (He still likes to tease me like that!)                (But I'm glad we can spend every day like this.)
Ritsuka: I'm home~ Shiki: We're back. Lindo: YOU'RE LATE!! Ritsuka: Brother...! Shiki: I didn't think you would lie in wait in front of the doors. Lindo: That's not important. Where were you wandering about until such an hour? Ritsuka: We stayed longer in the club... I'm sorry.                (Oh dear, I should have mailed brother first instead of mom.) Lindo: Geez, I was worried that something happened. Shiki: I'm with her, so you don't have to worry. Lindo: It's because you're with her that I can't feel at ease! Even if those were only club activities, I should have watched over you from the shadow. Ritsuka: Brother. I told you, right? If you do something like this, I'll break all ties with you! Lindo: Uhh... Shiki: Oh, he calmed down. You can't bear the thought of Ritsuka hating you, huh, brother? Lindo: I don't want you to call me "brother"! Maria: Oh, I thought it got pretty lively. So you came back.            Lindo, don't be so angry. Let's eat dinner together since we're all here. Lindo: ...I get it. Shiki: Maman is the strongest, huh. Ritsuka: Fufu, you're right. Shiki is already in better terms with my brother, who was rejecting him at first. Well, if I can really call it being in better terms...
Ritsuka: Brother, today's omelet rice is really delicious. You got better at cooking again. Maria: I'm such a blessed mother to have a son who know how to cook. Lindo: It's because when you're focused on your job, you don't eat well, mother. Maria: I'm sorry. I'm trying to be careful. Ritsuka: It's okay now, isn't it? Since brother is taking care of you. Maria: You're right. You're a big help, Lindo. I'm counting on you from Saturday too. Lindo: ...Yeah. Ritsuka: Saturday? What's on Saturday? Maria: We will be out for a while.             I have to go to the country where my current translation project takes place at... Ritsuka: What country? Maria: England. Ritsuka: England?! Maria: I need to collect some informations, but it shouldn't take long. I'll be back soon. Shiki: Are you sure? Until recently there were a lot of devils and vampires. It can still be dangerous. Maria: Fufu, thank you for worrying. That's why Lindo is going with me. Lindo: To tell the truth, I would like to take Ritsuka with us, but she has already skipped a lot of classes... Ritsuka: Yes, I can't skip any more days...               (Because of the Grimoire stuff I skipped a lot of classes. It all has been counted, uh...) Lindo: You have to avoid staying long at club like today. Be sure to come back early.            And close all the doors. Especially when you're going to bed- Ritsuka: It will be okay, brother. I’m leaving mom to you. Lindo: Yeah... Shiki: You don't have to worry so much, Lindo. I'm staying with her, so you can count on me. Lindo: I told you I'm worried because of you! Listen, if you do something funny to her, I'll soak you in the bath full of holy water. Shiki: But I'm a human now, so holy water doesn't sting anymore. Moreover, I'm not interested in such things anymore. Lindo: Ugh... Maria: Lindo, calm down. They'll be alright, okay? Ritsuka: (Ahaha... I'm surprised that brother and Shiki aren't getting bored with those everyday's quarrels.)                 At any rate, leave the house to us. Just be careful on your way, brother, mom. Brother and mom went to England as planned. Ritsuka: Have a safe trip!                ...They already left. Shiki: Lindo is still looking back at us. Look, maman is pulling his arm. Ritsuka: Brother is really worrying too much...                So, we saw brother and mom off...                We don't have school today, so let's maybe do something at home. Like cleaning. Shiki: Then let me help you. Ritsuka: Thank you. If we clean together, I'm sure we will finish fast.               (...Hm? Together.)               (We're all alone now?!)               (Why didn't I notice it before?)               (Until brother and mom come back from their trip, I'm alone with Shiki in the house.) Shiki stayed in that house before, but now situation is different. We are "lovers" now. Ritsuka: (It's not good to spend a lot of days alone with your lover, right?! No, wait, it's okay because we're lovers...)                (Ah, geez, I don't know!) Shiki: ...Hey, what's wrong? Ritsuka: Hyaa?! Shiki: Are you alright? You were muttering something while holding your head. Ritsuka: It's alright, nothing to worry about! Really!                Come on, let's go back inside! Let's clean!                (For now let's stop thinking about it. I just have to spend this time like always... Right?)
Shiki: Here you are, it's the last one. Ritsuka: Thank you. So let's wipe them now. After that we will be done with washing plates! Shiki: Good job. Today's dinner was delicious. Ritsuka: Really? I'm not as good as brother yet, but I'm glad you liked it. Shiki: You're not losing to Lindo. I like your seasoning better. I'd like to eat it everyday. Ritsuka: ...!               (Everyday, sounds like we're newly-wed... But if he eats it so happily, it can be nice to make dinner for Shiki.)               (No, wait, wait! Don't think about weird things, only because we're alone now.) Shiki: Ah, right. I prepared a bath when you were cooking. Do you want to take it first? Ritsuka: Eh? B-Bath?!
Thinking: Then I'll go.                  You can go first.
Choice: Then I'll go.
Ritsuka: T-Then I'll go take a bath first. Shiki: Okay, I'll wait for you here. Ritsuka: Wait?! Shiki: Yeah. Waiting for my turn... Why are you surprised? Ritsuka: (O-Oh no. I thought he is going to wait for a different reason...)                (There is something wrong with me today...)                I'm going to drink some water, so you can go first, Shiki... Shiki: Really? I'll accept your offer then.
Choice: You can go first.
Ritsuka: Bath... you can take it first. Shiki: Really? But you did a lot of cleaning today, aren't you tired? Ritsuka: It's alright. You did a lot more physical work than me, so take a bath and wash off your sweat. Shiki: Okay, I get it. So I'm going first.
Ritsuka: ...Fuu.               (It's bad... When he mentioned bath, my reaction was weird. I have to calm down...)               (We're living together, so something like that happened before. There is no need to be nervous.)               (Shiki likes sofa in the living room, so he always sleeps here... It's not like we're going to sleep in the same room.)               Yeah, it's okay. Like always, like always.                (When Shiki finishes taking a bath, I'll wash myself and go to bed.)
Ritsuka: Ah~ it was a nice bath...                (Huh? Living room is dark. Is Shiki already sleeping...?)                (He must have been tired. He was helping all day. I don't want to wake him up...)                Goodnight, Shiki...
Ritsuka: (It was a long day. I have a feeling that I was stressing about weird things.)                (Let's just go to sleep now. Without thinking about unnecessary things!)
Ritsuka: (Goodnight...) ???: Ah, you’re finally done? You've just left the bath, so you're still warm. Ritsuka: ...?! Kyaaa!!                Ouch... Shiki: ...Are you alright? Sorry, I haven't thought you'll be so surprised. Ritsuka: W-Why are you here, Shiki...? In my bed?! Shiki: Because your brother was worrying. I thought it's better to sleep together, if I want to protect you. Ritsuka: Eh, but it's just. Sleeping together is too soon for us... We've just started dating...! Shiki: Hmmm...?           Hey, don't say such cold words. We're all alone now, so let's do something fun. Ritsuka: (He grabbed my hand! I can't run away now?!)                Hey, wait...! Shiki: You don't have to worry. No one will come. I'm going to give you a lot of love... Ritsuka: N-No...                (Shiki's face is getting closer...!) Shiki: ...Haha. Ahahaha. Ritsuka: Eh? Shiki: Sorry. I haven't thought you will take it so serious. I was only joking. Ritsuka: J-Joking? Shiki: Because you were acting weird today. I noticed that you were strangely aware of this situation. Ritsuka: (He noticed?!) Shiki: So I felt like teasing you. Your face is all red. Ritsuka: You were waiting in my bed for, you know, different reason...? Shiki: You don't have to worry. I really just planned to sleep next to you. Would you prefer a sneak visit to make love after all? Ritsuka: Not at all!                (I don't think Shiki is lying now. That means...)                S-Sorry. I misunderstood. I was the only one stressing about it. Not only now, but for all day...               (I'm so embarrassed. I'd like to hide in some hole...) Shiki: You were cute stressing like that, so I don't mind. What's more...            I was happy that you actually noticed that our relationship has changed. Ritsuka: Eh? Shiki: Our hearts are closer, so you are more aware of me. If I think about it like that, it makes me happy. Ritsuka: Our hearts...               (I see. It won’t be like before, because now our relationship has changed.)               (We became closer, so it's natural that I'm aware of him.)               (But more than anything, Shiki himself has changed. He is able to understand human feelings, to love someone...) Shiki: I did a lot of horrible things to you and people important to you.            I can't change the past. So I decided to make up for my sins.            Person I love, things important to me, things I want to protect... I have to make more of them and give a lot of my love to them.            More than anything I want to care about you the most. So I won't hurt you ever again. Ritsuka: Yeah... Shiki: So when I thought that you're caring about me too, it made me happy. Ritsuka: Yeah... I see...                Thank you. I'm happy that you told me about your feelings.                 I'm sorry I was acting weird today. Shiki: Don't worry about it. It was interesting, so I even thought about leaving you at it a little longer. Ritsuka: Uh... Give me a break.                (This part of him didn't change. But...)                Today was tiring, let's sleep? Shiki: ...Yeah. Shiki, smiling in the darkness, had a lot gentler eyes than in the past.
(CG) Shiki: ...Is it narrow? Ritsuka: No, it's okay. Shiki: Come closer. Ritsuka: O-Okay. Shiki: You're so warm.... Your warmth is so comfortable that it made me sleepy. Ritsuka: Me too... I'm feeling at ease when you're with me, so I feel like I'll fall asleep soon. Shiki: Goodnight, Ritsuka. Ritsuka: Goodnight, Shiki...
While being in a gentle doze, I heard a kind voice. Shiki: Thank you... for falling in love with me-
(Voice 1: This bed is comfortable after all. Because you're beside me. Today I'm sure I'll see nice dreams. Voice 1: Come closer. We were be able to sleep better like this. I'm sure of it.)
A few days later- Maria: We're home- Ritsuka: Welcome back! Maria: Home is the best after all. I feel at ease here. Ritsuka: How was your trip? Maria: Thanks to Lindo I was able to get informations without any problems. How about you? Ritsuka: Shiki helped me with home works, so we were fine. Lindo: Really nothing happened?! Ritsuka: ...R-Really. Brother, you worry too much.                (It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but if I told brother that Shiki slept with me, how would he react...?)                 (I definitely can’t tell him.) Shiki: We did a lot of work at home together then killed some time. We even slept together, so you don’t have to worry. Lindo: Slept... together...? Ritsuka: Ah, it’s, just! Shiki: Yeah, we slept in the same bed. She was so warm. Maria: Oh my. Ritsuka: It’s not what you think, brother! It’s a misunderstanding or something... Lindo: ... From Here.... to Eternity ...             Be gone!!!
Our nonchalant days have changed a little. Living with Shiki is a little far from peaceful... But those days are the happiest in my life.
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Diabolik Lovers Para-Selene Vol. 5 Sakamaki Laito (TRANSLATION)
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Hi~
I already have 400 followers, WOW! :D So it’s a present for all my wonderful followers~ Thank you! ^^ This time it’s Laito’s new drama CD! ^^
After bad Lost Eden, I expected a lot of this drama and I have to say I really enjoyed it! :D
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Story:
You were spending your sweet, happy days with Laito. But one day, because of Para-Selene - a phenomenon which created light around the moon - you lost all your memories of Laito. Reason for your amnesia is a Para-Selene illness, but he noticed that your memories will eventually come back, so he enjoys your condition and repeats over and over again your former pleasure - sucking blood. And in this act you notice your feeling for him… Memories of love awakened by pain. In the end, will you be able to remember your beloved one…?
TRACK 1: Crushed strawberries
*Laito walks in*
Bitch-chan~ Nfu. You don’t have to be so surprised. How cruel~ I’m just worried about you. Yes. Because you looked sick before. And since you’re already in the bed, it looks like my guess was right. Are you okay, Bitch-chan? Oh! Nfu~ Oops. Why do you try to run away? Are you hiding something from me? You can’t have secrets from your lover.  Hmm~ Okay. Even without being told your kind Laito-kun can consider your feelings, you know? Nfu. Don’t worry. You can just leave everything to me. Okay, first you should sleep in your bed again. I understand that you’re sick. But it doesn’t look like a cold. Maybe you’re just longing for someone? Nfufu~  Looks like my guess wasn’t bad. Well, but I’m a vampire - person you want the most to be by your side. Nfufu~ Bitch-chan, you became quite useful. But what a shame. I’m not going to do weird things to you. I only want to make you feel good. *sucking blood* Hmm? Today your blood is different than usual. It feels like halfway crushed strawberries. I’ve never tasted such flavour before.  Hmm~ It’s not so bad from time to time. *sucking* Nfu~ Mm. Are you feeling good? I don’t hate it when you give in to your desires. Just the opposite, it becomes unbearable. What’s wrong? It almost looks like you are begging me. Is it a sign that you want me to suck your blood again, Bitch-chan? Nfu~ Bitch-chan, your pale shoulder is really beautiful. When I think about your blood flowing down there, I’m getting aroused. *sucking* How is it? You like being sucked from this place, right? Nfu~ You suddenly became quiet. You’re so easy to understand it’s getting awkward. You have such a nice scent, you’re so bitchy. But I love this side of you. Nfufu~ You’re disgusted. How cruel. Those were my true feelings. A girl like you needs… Ah~ *sucking*  You don’t want from your ear? Liar. I know you like it. Come on, let’s enjoy it more. I’m really aroused right now. *sucking* You became a lot better at it too. Your face is all red. And you’re sweating a little. Ah, you became my ideal Bitch-chan. It sounds like a lie, since it’s a huge change from our first meeting. You remember it, right? Only thrusting my fangs was enough to make you cry and complain of pain. Ah, right. You didn’t show me such face for a long time. Hey, if I suck you hard, will you cry for me? Hmm, well, you’re right. Bitch-chan likes pain, so you would just enjoy it. It’s okay with me, but… I guess I’ll stop here. You know, it will be bad if you become anemic. Also, being forced to wait for something you really want will just make your expectation bigger, so it’s not a bad thing. Hey, will you move a little to the left? I want to sleep with you. *Laito lies down next to you* You want someone to be by your side, right? That’s why I’ll sleep with you. How is it? Snuggling up to your heart and body like this. Don’t you think I’m nice? Oh? That’s a quite honest thanks. Nfu~ You became happy, just because I was worried about you? Oh, geez, you’re such a simple girl. Just kidding. Let’s sleep. Come closer. Hey, do you feel at ease when I’m embracing you closely like this? Or maybe you’re getting excited and can’t sleep? That’s no good. Close your eyes. Otherwise, I’ll continue what we were doing before. Nfufu~ Oh? You’re honestly obeying me? What a shame. I wanted to mess around with you a little. Well, I can do this when you fall asleep. Just kidding. Nfu~ Your body is so hot. Even my cold chest is getting warm. Goodnight, Bitch-chan. I wish you the most exciting dreams. *kiss*
Did you fall asleep? Ah, you’re completely relaxed. This sleeping face isn’t bad, but… it’s unsatisfying. Recently, your behavior shows that you got used to me. It’s so boring.
Hmm… *yawn* Bitch-chan? …What’s wrong? Did you wake up? Then I can help you completely lose your consciousness-… Bitch-chan? Is there something outside the window? Ah, that moon is kinda mysterious. It’s so hazy, it almost looks like there are two moons. I know it’s interesting to look at. But I’ll get jealous, if you look at it too eagerly. Instead of the moon, look at me-… Ah… What is it? My head…! Bitch-chan… *collapse*
TRACK 2:  Dripping drops
 Why am I in the bathroom? Ouch! My head still hurts… Ah. Bitch-chan? Are you okay? Why are we here? For now, let’s go back to the room... What’s wrong? Why are you running away? Huh?! What are you saying so suddenly?  I’m your really important and precious lover, Laito-kun of course. Are you half awake or something? Or maybe you’re spacing out because I drank too much of your blood? Nfufu~ Why are you so surprised? You know it very well. That I’m a vampire who is driven crazy by your blood. Oops. Where are you going? Hey, hey. It’s not like you to struggle like this just because I grabbed your arm, Bitch-chan... Eeh?! You’re bothered by it only now?! But before going to bed, I called you “Bitch-chan” plenty of times. Hmm… Your reactions are really weird after all. After I fainted, did someone do something to you? You don’t know anything? What do you mean? Ah! Don’t tell me… You lost your memories?! You really don’t remember anything? About what we did before? And even my name? Impossible… But why? Everything was normal just a while ago... Ah. Maybe it’s because of those two moons… A Para-Selene illness? I see. That’s why… Ahaha! I like it~ How interesting! I shouldn’t have worried so much. Everything will go back to normal after some time. So we have to enjoy this situation for now. “Para-Selene illness” is the name of your disease. That’s why you were feeling bad tonight. Because you have demonic blood in your veins, you caught that illness. We are inside an illusion you’re seeing right now. It looks like I got dragged into this too. Tonight is going to be really fun. Because you’re acting just like when we first met, Bitch-chan. Well, well, details can wait. The most important thing is that you have an amnesia, so we have to bring your memories back. As far as I know, the only way to retrieve memories it to revive a memory that left a strong impact on you and make you remember it again. So we should try different things until you remember something. Different things mean different things, for example… making you feel extremely good. I like that reaction! I haven’t seen it for so long. Bitch-chan who hates it is the cutest. But stay still for a second. Ah, I’m sorry. Did it hurt? I got too carried away. Empty bathtub is hard like a rock. Wait a minute. I’ll fill it with water. Yes, yes. The same reaction as at that time. I remember it clearly now. At that time I did the same thing. I cornered you in the bathroom and, with our clothes still on, I poured water… How is it? I did the same thing. Did your memories come back? Nfufu~ Then I have to do more. What to do you say? Do you feel good?  Maybe water pressure is too strong and you can’t breathe? But your painful expression is wonderful.  And you enjoy getting hurt, right? I love this face so much it’s unbearable. Show me more. Ah~ So cold… That’s why you’re trembling so much. But don’t worry, I’m going to warm you up now. Nfu~ Don’t be so scared. If you treat me like this, I will want to tease you more. To tell the truth, I wanted to start it more dramatically, but when I saw your face, I couldn’t help but want your blood. *sucking* Ah~ Bitch-chan, your blood is so hot. This taste makes me lose my mind. Hey, this is your first bloodsucking after memory loss, I wonder if you already feel good?  Why are you resisting? It will get even more fun from now. You can still experience a lot of pain… Pain and extraordinary pleasure. For example, if I bite your ear… Hey, it hurt more that before, right? But, don’t worry, it will feel good soon. Let me hear you scream more.  In return, I’ll pierce you with my fangs once again… You know, Bitch-chan, you can’t say things like that. If you want me to stop, you have to say: “Please, continue~!” You sure you don’t want to say anything? At this rate, I may just eat your ear. I get it. I’ll listen to your wish and con-ti-nue~ *sucking* *laughing* What a blunder, Bitch-chan! You are naturally so easy to deceive, right? Or maybe you’re just good at tempting? You possess a natural instinct to instigate people. This part of you is cute too~ Clothes are sticking to your skin, it looks so lascivious. Your shoulders look so good. Ah, don’t move. Come on, blood is dripping. What a waste. *licking* Ah, I can smell your blood - that luscious scent which always drives me crazy. *laughing* You are scared after all. I wonder how do you see me now, Bitch-chan? I’m curious~ I’m enjoying you and things we do. You have to enjoy this situation too. If you don’t, it’s a big harm. Even if I say so, I know you’re going to cry, struggle and hate it. That’s okay. Resist as much as you wish. I’m going to enjoy it together with your Para-Selene illness. Hmm? Because when moon returns to normal, your memories will come back too. Before that I want to enjoy the Bitch-chan who hated me. Nfu~ Eh? That’s right. I’m your true lover. You probably don’t remember it now, but you normally enjoy this kind of erotic play. I only want to make you feel extremely good. In that way I can enjoy it too. It’s give & take. Don’t be so disgusted by it. Is it still not enough? Then I have to make you feel even better. Like in a dream that disappears when you wake up. Let’s enjoy the best pleasure. *sucking*
TRACK 3: The thing reflected in the mirror is…
 Bitch-chan~ Bitch-chan! Wake up! Wake. Up! Are you still sleepy? Good morning, Bitch-chan. I didn’t think you would faint like this. Well, not like I'm one to talk, since I got dizzy myself and when I noticed, I was already here. It looks like a mirror house. Look. Your anxious face is reflected on walls and ceiling. Don’t you think it’s pretty? Come on, don’t struggle. I’m especially hugging you after all. Be happier about it. Hmm, I can let you go, but wherever you go, there is no exit. Nfu~ Your desperate expression is arousing too. Hey, Bitch-chan. We were sent here because of an illusion created by your Para-Selene illness. Which means, the real you wants to be loved by me here. You think so? Then let’s try it out. Hey, look in the mirror. There is anxious and full of contradictions face of a girl who was pushed down by me and now expects what will happen with her. In the end, you just pursue pleasure. It’s just like you. *sucking* You can’t run away. You have to properly look at… *sucking* yourself – being pleased by my fangs. *sucking* Oh? You were screaming so much a moment ago, and now you’re so quiet. You’re feeling good after all. You’re such a simple girl. Nfu~ I’m not wrong. Because you’re the Bitch-chan who loves feeling good. Hmm… Are you still going to deny it? Okay, I give up. I’m tired of this argue. So… admit it already. *sucking* Loosen your body. Take a deep breath and feel only my fangs. *sucking* See? You can’t oppose me anymore. Even though you lost your memories, your body remembers it well. But it’s convenient for you, right? Look at your melted face. Hey, Bitch-chan, it’s cruel to close your eyes like that. Jeez. *kiss* Come on, open your eyes, since you have such a good expression right now. Look in the mirror. Otherwise I’ll pierce your body in a more dangerous place. Hmm~ Good girl. Lift you head, Bitch-chan. What can you see with your eyes? Nfufu~ You’re embarrassed, but you like it. I’m enjoying it too. It’s laughable. Your reactions are the same like at that time. Hey, be happier about it. You love it after all, don’t you? Hmm… Bitch-chan, enough with your innocent act. Enjoy it with me already. I guess it’s obvious that your old self hated it. But you know what? That’s enough. I’m already satisfied. I had a feeling that we lacked stimulation lately, so I was excited about you hating it, but I’m done now. After all, if you’re not my normal Bitch-chan, I can’t sincerely enjoy it. How long will that illusion last? Isn’t it too long already… Huh? What happened so suddenly? Why do you say I look sad? Don’t look at me with those eyes. Usually you’re really slow, so why only at times like this you become so perceptive? You’re right. I’m probably lonely. Because you easily forgot about me. It might be not like me, but I really don’t know what to do. If my old self saw me now, he would be disappointed. I’m kidding. But saying it to this you, Bitch-chan, is meaningless. You’ve finally called me “Laito-kun”.  I’m happy. Enough of this depressing talk. Your memories haven’t come back yet, so we don’t have other choice but to enjoy this situation. If we revive a memory that left a strong impact on you, this illusion will end. So we have to make you remember a really vivid memory. From where should I suck now? Hey, where do you want? I guess you won’t tell me. Then I have to make you melt, until you will beg for more without thinking. Bitch-chan, you like from your ear, right? Ah…! My head… again… as if it’s making fun of us. Where… will it take us… this time? I hope… it will be far more interesting place than this one.
TRACK 4: Something that can be believed
 Where are we? A guest room in a certain castle in the Demon’s World. Right. You don’t know anything. About words that you gave me here and things I wished… And that I was able to start a new life here. You can’t remember it, right? Even though it’s such a strong memory. Maybe for you I meant only that much. Just kidding. It’s not a phrase which should be told by a guy who enjoyed himself a moment ago. I was swayed by your memories and now my own memories swayed me. What a joke. I’m in the mood to play a jester. Hey, your Para-Selene illness can be cured, right? A Para-Selene illness, in other words Para-Selene Syndrome, that’s the name of your illness. As far as I know, only when this strange moon is in the sky, people who caught this illness will lost their memory. Lost memories become illusions and imprison people around in hallucinations. That’s why when you regain your memories, illusion will vanish. But I forgot about one important thing. What if your memories won’t come back? There is always such possibility. No one can say otherwise. You may forget our time together for good. And we will forever live in the past. It’s hilarious. We didn’t even notice our dangerous situation, because we were preoccupied with momentary pleasure. What I want is not a miserable play. What’s wrong? You even sat next to me. Do you pity me? I can’t understand you. Why are you worried about me? You shouldn’t want me to get close to you, you know? Unlike you, I remember everything. How much you hated me at first. But then you held onto me after all and melted my heart little by little. It’s funny. Really laughable. Eventually you even said you “love me”. And I also… I also… finally noticed that I love you… But it’s not this you.  It’s no use if it’s not Bitch-chan. Hmm… I wonder if your great effort will be enough to bring back memories. If you want to go so far just for me, then… even if I try to kill you, you will cooperate, right? To make you remember a selected memory - it’s a trigger to bring back your memories. Hey, do you understand? It means that if I do something horrible to you, your memories may come back. You are so frightened, do you think you can trust me? …Why? That’s a hypocrisy. You’re just pitying me. Don't be so conceited. You don’t have any memories, so how dare you even say something like that? You’re just affected by your good nature. Such lip service… when your life is in danger, all this will obviously become unsightly and dubious. You have a beautiful neck… It looks like it can be tighten with ease. Just like that. You poor thing. Your mouth is flapping open and closed. Does it hurt? I don’t intend to kill you. I’m just waiting until you show your unsightly true character. Ah, it must be painful. Oops, that was close. You can’t lose your consciousness. Nfufu~ That’s right. You should breathe in some air while you have time. Since you won’t be able to catch your breath now.  *kiss* It’s dried up inside your mouth. Should I wet it with your blood? Sucking from your tongue is also pleasant. *sucking* It’s mixed with your saliva, so delicious... *sucking* Hey, being sucked while you can’t breathe feels good, right? And your head is all hazy. Don’t you feel pleasure slowly filling up your whole body?  You’re completely exhausted. You won’t say that you’re giving up now, right? Since you’ll regain your memories for this poor me, right? You have to accompany me till the end. Or maybe you want to run away after all? Why… are you so stubborn? You don’t remember me. And you’re shaking so much. You’re just a hypocrite. That’s the only reason you’re doing something like that. Or maybe that wasn’t enough for you? Then try tasting it for dear life... this pleasure I give you... Then maybe this time I’ll suck from your chest… Aah. What’s with that face? It’s so sluttish. Try to resist like before. Come on, hurry up. Tsk. Why? Why are you trying to accept me? You lost all your memories, so why do you act like you can see through everything? …Why do you eat your heart out? There is no reason for you to suffer. I’m the one… who is suffering. That’s right. I’m suffering. It hurts so much. I want you to love me… from the bottom of your heart. Ah! Bitch-chan…? Are you sure it’s okay… to do something like this? If you embrace me like this, I don’t know what I will do to you…. That’s… a clincher. Even without memories, you said you will accept me. It makes me want to believe you… Hey, can I believe you? Will you say that you truly love me? Me too… Bitch-chan, you really are a strange girl. You’re the only one who can throw me off like that. *kiss* Does your neck… hurt? I’m sorry. I grabbed it too hard. Let me apologize. I’ll make you feel better with all my might. *sucking* Do you feel better now? I was drinking your blood really gently. What a cute face. Bitch-chan, you like being sucked from here, right? *sucking* Nfu~ Just like I thought. I can tell how much you enjoy this just by looking at your twitching fingers. Because we did it so often. *sucking*  Bitch-chan, let’s… hold hands.  I’ll pour my feelings into you. You too, give me… your feelings. Yeah. Thank you. *sucking*
TRACK 5: Honeymoon time
 This time it’s Bitch-chan’s room, huh? Jeez. How long will it last? Ah, hey, Bitch-chan, don’t get up so suddenly! Eh? You remember? Everything? Do you remember everything?! Really?! I’m so glad! Then it’s not the illusion anymore. We finally came back to reality. That last bloodsucking must have become a trigger. But I didn’t do anything special. So why? I see. Because my feelings reached you. I guess it’s an honor that it was your most important memory. Anyway, I’m so glad. I’m already fed up with that Para-Selene. It made me feel so lonely. Oh, right. I can’t sleep because of these unpleasant feelings. Heey, I still can’t believe that your memories really came back. Will you let me make sure? A question for you. Where is the place I lately really like sucking from? Nfu~ The true Bitch-chan should know it. Okay, you have 5 seconds left to answer. Do your best. Boo-poo. Wrong answer. That’s your favorite spot, right? Correct answer is your whole-bo-dy ♥. Ahh~ What a shame, Bitch-chan. You’re a bad girl, lying about your memories like that. I have to punish you~ *kiss* Nfu~ Looking blankly like that… my kisses weren’t a good punishment? You want me to be rougher? Ah, Bitch-chan will always be Bitch-chan. Oh, nfufu~ You got mad at me. But you love that me too, right? Nfu~ Of course you do. Now I can believe your words. Nfufu~ Is this supposed to be a vow? Then don’t break it for your whole life. I never want to be forgotten again. You can dominate me in other ways, okay? *kiss*
Ah, Bitch-chan, found you! You weren’t in your room. So you came to the living room. What are you doing? Eh? Really? Don’t tell me you don’t feel well and you’re resting? Did Para-Selene illness… Ah, don’t scary me like that. Then it’s anemia? Maybe I drank a little too much of your blood yesterday. It’s because you were tempting me so much. Nfu~ Bitch-chan must be like that after all. Your face is getting red. Hey, Bitch-chan, I wonder if you forget me again, will you be able to remember me once again? Nfu~ You’re pretty confident about it. Ah, you must love me so much. I have to properly answer to your love. So… we can make out on a sofa after a long time, right? Ah, wait. You don’t have to reply. I only have to ask your body. Hey, what play will we do today? I’ll make-you-feel an unforgettable, amazing pleasure ♥~
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Diabolik Lovers Lottery B prize 1: Drama CD (Ayato, Laito, Shū )
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Hi!
I have another translation of a drama CD for you~ ;D This time it’s about our boys playing darts. Enjoy! ^^
If you spot any mistakes, please let me know, so I can correct them. Thanks! ;D
And please don’t repost!
English Title: DIABOLIK LOVERS Lottery B prize 1: Drama CD Ayato, Laito, Shū
Japanese title: DIABOLIK LOVERS くじ B賞①:ドラマCD アヤト・ライト・シュウ
Cast: Sakamaki Ayato (CV: Midorikawa Hikaru), Sakamaki Laito (CV: Hirakawa Daisuke), Sakamaki Shū (CV: Toriumi Kōsuke)
Duration: 10:04
00:02          
Ayato: Tsk.
Laito: Nfu~ You’ve missed again. It’s your 10th time already, Ayato-kun. Maybe you should give up now?
Ayato: Shut up. I just have a bad day. Geez, when I challenged that bastard Shū before, he hit the same place three times in a row. Tsk. I’m so pissed off now.
Laito: Ton eighty, huh?
Ayato: What is it? A roasted pork?
Laito: Ayato-kun, it’s not “tonteki” (pork chop), it’s “ton eighty”! It’s the best score. It means that you hit triple 20 three times in a row. You know what “triple” means, right?  It’s that narrow area.
Ayato: Don’t make fun of me! Of course I know that much.
Laito: Yeah, yeah. So, when you hit triple, your score is three times that much… tripled 20 is?
Ayato: 60.
Laito: You’re right! And if you throw three times in one round and always hit triple…?
Ayato: Multiplied by 3, so 180.
Laito: Yes, that’s why it’s called “ton eighty”. Do you understand it now?
Ayato: I get that it’s 180. But why is it called “ton eighty”?
Laito: That’s what you’re curious about?
Ayato: What happened with “one hundred”? “Ton” and “one hundred” are different, right?
Laito: You’re nitpicky about weird things, you know, Ayato-kun.
Shū: Hah.
Laito: Oh, Shū, are you awake?
Shū: I’ve just woken up. You’re so loud I can’t sleep.
Ayato: Shū, you’ve just laughed at me, right?
Shū: You’re such a moron that you didn’t understand that explanation. It’s nothing new though.        
Ayato: Huh?! Don’t mess with me! Shū, the great me challenges you again!    
Shū: I’m tired.
Ayato: Shut up! Come on, play with me!
Shū: Too bothersome.
Laito: Sounds like a fun, so take him on again. Ayato-kun wants a revenge after all.
Shū: It has nothing to do with me.
Laito: If you don’t play with him, Ayato-kun will bother you all the time and you won’t be able to sleep. It’s for the pleasant sleep’s sake. It’s best for you, Shū.  
Shū: Eh…
Laito: Nfu~ Ayato-kun, Shū agreed. What game are you going to play? You’ve lost at darts before.
Shū: Doesn’t matter what game we choose, I’ll win anyway. The result won’t change in the end. It’s so bothersome…
Ayato: We will play darts after all!
Laito: Eh? Darts? Ayato-kun, are you going to compete in darts again?
Ayato: I’ve lost at darts, so I will win also at darts!
Shū: Hah. You’re an idiot after all.
Laito: It’s so typical of you, Ayato-kun.
Ayato: This time I have a secret strategy.
Laito: A secret strategy?
Ayato: Hehe. This.
Laito: Eye mask? Oh my, Ayato-kun~ You want to play blindfolded?  But Bitch-chan isn’t here, so it would be boring…
Ayato: If you wear it like that… ahaha, you can’t see a dartboard, so you won’t hit your pork chop (tonteki) or beef chop (bīfuteki), or whatever.
Laito: Yea, yea, but you won’t be able to hit it too, you know?
Ayato: Ah!
Laito: Ayato-kun… (´・ω・`)          
Ayato: Oh, shut up!
Shū: Eh,  I don’t mind being the only one to wear an eye mask. I won’t lose even if I give you a head start.
Ayato: What did you say? I’m not going to take that mask off!
Laito: What?! Both of you, do you really want to play darts blindfolded?
Ayato: Let’s just start. Laito, be a referee.
 04:37
Laito: I’m going to explain rules now.
Shū: ”One throw count up” should be okay.
Ayato: What?
Laito: Both of you throw three times and the highest total score wins, Ayato-kun.
Ayato: You should’ve just said it like this, you showing off bastard.
Shū: Learn some basic rules first.
Ayato: What did you say?!
Laito: Okay, let’s start! Put on your masks, guys.
Ayato: Okay!
Shū: Ah…
Laito: Can you see? You can’t, right? Nfu~ Then Ayato-kun will throw first.
Ayato: Tsk, I can’t see anything…
Laito: Pff, hey, Ayato-kun, you alright? You’re quite unsteady on your feet.
Shū: It’s obvious, since he can’t see because of that eye mask.
Ayato: Shut up! Be quiet! …Hah! *throw*
Laito: Ah! Hey, Ayato-kun, where are you throwing?! It flew here!
Ayato: What? Who cares! It’s your fault that you’re standing in front of the dartboard.
Laito: It didn’t even fly close to the dartboard! Humph. Then, Shū, it’s your turn.
Shū: …Eh… *throw*
Laito: Triple 20!
Shū: Huh?! Are you serious?!
Shū: Ayato. Hurry up and throw.
Ayato: This time, for sure…! Here! *throw*
Laito: Eeh… At least you have a good momentum …
Ayato: Ah. Where did I hit?
Laito: Ayato-kun, under the dartboard. Un-der.
Ayato: Under?! Why did it hit there?
Shū: I want to ask you the same question.
Ayato: Tsk. Hurry up and throw!
* Shū throws*
Laito: Amazing~! Another triple 20! You can get ton eighty even though you’re blindfolded?
Ayato: Impossible. You’re using some dirty tricks, right?!
Shū: Of course not. It’d be too troublesome.
Ayato: Are you hiding something under that mask? Some strange device?
Shū: You brought those masks, you know.
Ayato: Tsk!
Laito: Hmm~ At this rate Ayato-kun is going to be completely defeated. I feel sorry for him, so… I know it’s quite sudden, but let’s change rules~!  Your last score will be… tripled~!
Shū: Huh?
Ayato: Tripled? It means…
Laito: Exactly! Now it’s 0 points for you, Ayato-kun, and 120 for Shū, but if you hit triple 20 at the end, you’ll get 180 points! It’s a great opportunity to reverse the score~!
Ayato: Hurray! Any objections, Shū?
Shū: Do what you want.
Laito: But~ Shū will get his score tripled too.  So points difference can get bigger. Who knows~ Nfu~ Time for the last round. Come on~
Laito: Ayato-kun, fight~
Ayato: ……..Achoo! *throw*
Laito & Shū: Ah.
Ayato: Oh, shit. My hand slipped. Whaaat?! Triple 20!
Laito: Haha! That was incredible, Ayato-kun! You can do it if you try!
Ayato: The great me has turned the tables on you, Shū!
Shū: Eh. (Difference is 60 points. I can easily score more, but hmm… )*throw* Ah.
Laito: Shū… missed? (Oh my?)
Shū: I’m so clumsy, I missed my aim. 180 to 120. Ayato, you won.
Ayato: Hurray! Look! The great me is a winner! I have a talent for playing darts after all.
Shū: Eh, now I can sleep in peace.
Laito: Hmm~ Who knows?  
Shū: Huh?
Ayato: Hey, Shū! Play with me again! This time we will not only use eye masks, but also earplugs!
Shū: Haa…
Laito: See?
Shū: …Ah. You’re such a pain in the ass…
 -End-
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Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate Stellaworth Tokuten Drama CD "In the Demon World’s style?! Who can you call a “bad” guy?!"
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Hi!
Today I have something different for you~ :D I translated a special drama CD from Dark Fate. It’s pretty funny, so enjoy! ^^
Special thanks to @violet-sin for providing me with this drama CD! <3 :D
If you spot any mistakes, please let me know, so I can correct them. Thanks! ;D
And please don’t repost!
Title: Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate Stellaworth Tokuten Drama CD In the Demon World’s style?! Who can you call a “bad” guy?!
Japanese title: DIABOLIK LOVERS DARK FATE ステラワース特典ドラマCD「魔界的!? 『ワル』ってどんなヤツ!?」
Cast: Sakamaki Laito (CV: Hirakawa Daisuke), Sakamaki Shū (CV: Toriumi Kōsuke), Tsukinami Shin (CV: Morikubo Shōtarō)
Duration: 14:26
Track: [ X ]
00:10
Laito: Knock, knock, knock! Is somebody there?
*doors open*
Shin: Hm? Laito? What business do you have in this special classroom?
Laito: Nfu~ When I was passing by the entry hall a while ago, a package addressed to this special classroom has been delivered. So I was kind enough to bring it here. Here you go~
Shin: Huh? What’s this? “Demon World Market: assortment for inhuman beings”?
Laito: Since it looks like you don’t know what it is, it means Carla ordered it, huh? Nfu~ In short, your brother did some shopping in a big online store, right? Ah, you know, this special classroom is full of different devices after all. Doing online shopping during breaks, huh? You really have a nice social status. I’m envious. So, I wonder what he bought. You don’t have to worry, I’ll keep it a secret, so, come on, tell me.
Shin: Uh, how the hell should I know?! Brother is not here right now.
Laito: Hm? He is absent? Then, we can just open it~
Shin: Huh?! Hey, don’t do as you please! I’m telling you that my brother is away right now.
Laito: Uh, that’s why it’s okay. Don’t worry, don’t worry~ I only want to check what’s inside. I’m going to properly tape it once again with a gum tape.
Shin: That’s not the problem here! In the first place, why do you want to know what’s inside?
Laito: It’s obvious. Because I’m curious. But, well… If we look at weight of this package and “do not bend” sticker, we will know it’s something fragile. But I can already imagine, what is inside this package. Nfu~
Shin: Uh, huh?! So if you’re so clever, tell me, what’s inside?
Laito: Eh? Are you sure~? Okay, I’ll tell you. If my predictions are correct, inside this package are some kind of compact disks. A lot of them.
Shin: Disks? Even if my brother ordered something like that, do you have a problem with it?
Laito: Ahaha. A problem? Not at all! I’m only interested in other people’s taste. You know, genres and all, there are a lot of them…
Shin: You’re irritating me. Don’t beat around the bush, speak clearly.
Laito: Oh my, I have no choice then. Disks bought secretly on the internet… they must be perverted, you know?
Shin: Huh?
Laito: Wooah! Don’t let it go so suddenly…! *bam*
03:22
Shū: Ah, I found it. Geez, why is it here?
Laito: Ouch, ouch… Hey, what are you doing? Eh, Shū? Is this your package?
Shū: Huh? Yes, why?
Shin: Ah! I knew it! From the start, I thought it’s strange for my brother to do online shopping.
Laito: Hmm~ So it’s Shū’s… Then it’s quite surprising~ Hey, lend it to me later.
Shū: I don’t mind, but since when are you interested in classical music?
Laito: Eh? Classical music? So inside this package is…
Shū: Hm? A classical music CD.
Laito: Eeeh~? What? So boring!
Shin: Tsk! You’re saying only misleading things! By the way, why did your package get delivered to our special classroom?
Shū: Ah, that’s because… It was too troublesome to go to the shop, so I asked her yesterday to buy it. And then…
Laito: I see. Bitch-chan made an order using a computer in this special classroom. I expected something better, but now I’m disappointed.
Shin: Hah! I really can’t stand associating with you brothers.
Laito: Eh~? But you’re already associating with us a lot like this, aren’t you?
Shū: It’s the end of the World, if people are calling me brother of this pervert…
Shin: After all, you're inhabitants of the Demon World, too. CD, online shopping… Aren’t you too much infected by the Human World?
Laito: Eh? I can’t see a problem here. What’s wrong with it? I mean, to adopt human's life style is kinda like a rule of our family.
Shū: That’s right. If we carelessly go against father’s will, we would once again end up at the North Pole… No, it’s nothing…
Shin: Huh? Adopting human’s life style is your rule? It’s unthinkable! As a clan of darkness, don’t you have something like a pride of the rulers? Aa, that’s why vampires are considered an inferior livings. You’re so different from us – prideful First Blood.
Laito: Oh, a pride, huh? It’s the farthest word from my way of living.
Shū: A pride? I’m surprised you like to burden yourself with something like that.
Shin: Huh? Eh, wait, wait! You guys, you should fight back at me! We're enemies, so we should properly confront each other! What's with your lack of determination? After all, I, the First Blood, am even provoking you on purpose!
Laito: Eh? Enemies? Really? Sorry, to begin with, I'm living in harmony with rules of philanthropy. Nfu~
Shū: I’m not sure what is this all about, but I don’t have a duty to meet your expectations. *yawn* I’m sleepy…
Shin: HUH?! You bastards, are you making fun of me?! You vampires are our Founders’ enemies. Enemies. ENE-MIES. Do you get it now? That’s why know your place and act like you should.
Laito: Eeeh~? Our place?
Shin: That’s right. Since you’re my enemies, act more… like bad guys.
Shū: Hey, Laito, come here for a second.
Laito: Ouch, what’s wrong?
07:41
Shū: Hey, he is surprisingly bothersome.
Laito: Hmm, you’re right. But no matter how you look at it, he is the youngest child after all, right?
Shū: Ah, that’s right, I see.
Shin: What’s with you?! What are you muttering about out there?! I hear you, you know! *bam*
Laito: Ah, look at that, now he started destroying things... If we don’t do something about it, it will get even worse…
Shū: Eh, he is acting just like some youngest son from other family. How irritating. Hey, Laito, do something about it.
Laito: Eh? Me? I don’t want to take care of this big baby.
Shū: It’s your fault something like this happened, since you brought my package here without permission, right?
Laito: Ah, but that was…
Shin: Ha! I don’t mind! No matter how many of you vampires come at me, you’re no match for me! *bam*
*Shin is destroying things*
Shū: Look, the classroom is a mess. If you don’t stop him now, I’m not going to care if it become an even bigger problem later.
Laito: Eh, okay, I get it. I have no other choice. I will try to put him in a good mood.
09:15
Laito: Fufu, hey, hey, Shin-kun, Shin-kun~
Shin: It’s too late to apologize now!
Laito: It’s not like I’m going to apologize… You said you’re the prideful First Blood, right? That’s why I’d like you to listen to what I have to say. Okay?
Shin: Huh? What is it?
Laito: If I remember correctly, you said we should act more like “bad” guys, since we’re enemies. So, what should we exactly do? Because, as you said, we completely got used to living in the Human World. That’s why we need some help from the First Blood who lives in the Demon World. Shin-kun, as a representative, would you teach us what does it mean to be a “bad” guy in the Demon World’s style?
Shin: Hm? Hah. I have no choice. I don’t mind teaching you a little. Hehe.
Shū: I’m glad he is just a simple idiot.
Shin: Hey, Shū, did you say something just now?
Shū: Not really.
Shin: Well, first, let’s see… we have to do something with your discouraging way of speaking. It has not even a hint of a “bad” feeling. You should do it more oppressively. As I thought, it’s the best example: “You bastard, I’m going to kill you.” Tehe. Something like this.
Shū: Hey, Laito, wasn’t it…?
Laito: Shhh! He finally cheered up, don’t waste my efforts now!
Shin: Now the biggest problem are your clothes. That hat and sweater are so tawdry, they’re out of the question. To let someone know you’re “bad” just from looking at you, you need… I know. For example... Ah, you should cover most of your skin, it’s a common sense for a bad guy. Put on gloves and boots. And also… hm, covering your face is quite effective, but to look down on or heap on someone is the most ideal form.
Shū: How should I say it? He is just acting like a tsukkomi*.
Laito: I mean, it looks like he is talking about that person the whole time.
Shin: Huh? “That person”? What do you mean? Is there a “bad” guy like this around here-…
Shū: Isn’t it about your older brother?
Shin: Huh? My brother?
Laito: Since, you know… If we put together all your conditions, I feel like Carla is the most “bad” in the whole Demon World. Hm, well, it’s true he is kinda bad, because of various things…
Shū: Well, yeah. But it’s not the level when you can say he is just “bad”.
Shin: Don’t you dare make fun of my brother!
Laito: Wait, wait. We’re not making fun of him. Geez, you're so easily getting irritated. Shin-kun, you must really love your big brother.
Shin: Huh? Why do you think so?
Laito: Because you're sticking up for Carla all the time, Shin-kun. Protecting your sibling is something unthinkable for us.
Shū: That’s right. By the way, I think this part of you is much more humanlike than our behavior.
Shin: What?! Humanlike? We? The prideful First Blood?
Laito: I’m fed up with babysitting this guy. I’m going back. Unless I drink Bitch-chan’s blood, I won’t be able to get over it.
Shū: If I had known I would get involved in something so troublesome, I would have just personally gone to the CD shop yesterday. Well, whatever. It’s time to listen to my new CD.
Shin: Wait, you two! I haven’t finished yet…!
*doors close*
13:33
Shin: Making fun of me… That’s why I hate vampires! They should just perish already! Damn it! *bam* Nevertheless, we are more humanlike than them? Haha. It’s impossible... Ah, what a disaster! Brother~! *he runs away*
 *Tsukkomi (突っ込み) is one of the comedians in traditional Japanese comedy called Manzai. His role is to “butt in” and correct the boke’s (the stupid one comedian) errors. It’s quite common for him to berate and criticize.
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