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SO. i was on a five hour long flight and naturally i spent that time watching tua s3 because.. holy fucking shit it’s finally here. i wasn’t able to post the whole time so now it’s time for an obnoxiously long not-actually-live liveblog of episodes 1-3!!!!!!!

episode 1:

- there were only 16 women??????? that’s. suspicious.

- oH i love the parallels between this opening sequence with the sparrows and the same sequence with the umbrellas from s1

- fei you are actually so cool holy fuck

- the sparrows are so much more successful than the umbrella lmao rip

- the simple swap between “number X (name)” and “name (aka number X)” is so telling of how the sparrows are humanized where the umbrellas were not

- i KNEW jayme was my favorite for a good reason- she beats up racists!!!!!

- klaus going “ben 🥺” made me s a d

- good god i missed these idiots <3

- the “everyone else can see ben, right?” was. oof. the implications. (also klaus’ little hat tip was so cute)

- luther you’re an absolute sweetie and i love you

- “you slay me chris”

- oh no grace and diego angst,, it’s my weakness

- jayme’s power is so cool omfg

- footloose playing within the first ten minutes of the show…. let’s fucking GO s3 soundtrack!!!

- oh my god this dance battle,, i love big dorky men

- it took me so much longer than it should have to realize that this sequence wasn’t really happening and that it was. y’know. the hallucinogenic poison.

- okay but even thought it’s not real,, they’re DANCING :D !! klaus and ben are dancing together! and diego and grace!!

- ben punching klaus :,(

- why can everyone understand christopher???why is this not being addressed???????

- “this was era appropriate 😡!”

- fifteen minutes in and diego is flying around on top of christopher screaming “who’s your daddy”,,, i love this fucking show

- alphonso is not what i expected but i love him

- fei’s powers are SO FUCKING COOL I CAN’T GET OVER THEM

- alphonso’s powers are also so cool i’m obsessed with all of these bitches

- not cgi dolores i hate it here 😩 and five kissing air 😭😭

- obsessed with reginald only remembering the umbrellas as “scruffy, fatty, and sad girl”

- okay i feel a bit weird about umbrella-sparrow romances, but sloane and luther are real cute

- i love that this battle ends with a reminder that viktor is actually the most powerful ever

- ohhhh i love that first title screen with the umbrella and sparrow shadow

- “here you go… it’s your ass!” “……. okay! i think luther’s concussed.”

- curly haired klaus i love you <3

- lester who are you 👀 ?

- viktor being the peacemaker,, i love him

- luther you are. SO dumb. i adore you.

- i HATE that allison hasn’t figured out yet that claire wouldn’t exist here,, this is going to crush her (and me)

- hello mr. pug i love you :)

- :0 it IS mr. pennycrumb !!

- “the skinny one is their weak link” …is this leading up to a klaus powers arc?? is that what i sense is happening here???

- marcus is such a powerful leader, luther’s gonna be so insecure

- “you’re disgusting” “but consistent!”

- diego getting all soft when he mentions lila 🥺

- “and dad said i’d never go to summer camp :D” luther’s genuinely my fave this season he’s so cute

- allison and viktor talking about ray and sissy :,/

- viktor’s reaction to being called sister…. i sense a coming out arc coming on 👀

- hmm okay i’m assuming lester is harlan… the overstimulation and nature sounds are very autistic of him

- how many fucking towels does marcus go through

- marcus thinking viktor is/should be number one :,)

- marcus pulling the “you’re not even their number one” card not five minutes later ://

- badass viktor let’s fucking gooooo

- the birds materialize from fei herself,, that’s so cool :0

- ahsktjgjskeks obsessed with diego calling five a boomer

- highkey want to see the thirty year old five that would exist in this timeline

- “kill them” “sleep with them” remains the most iconic dialogue

- LILA LILA LILA LILA LILA LILA LILA—

- “hello lover ;)” i’m. gay.

- oh shit the kid is their SON?!?????? damn,, i did NOT see that coming

- HEY GRACE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!

- hmmmm……. this giant energy wave can’t be good !

- MR. PENNYCRUMB NOOOOO 😭😭😭

- oh fuck oh shit MARCUS!!!!!!!!

- oh no this is so bad and they’re all happy for once too,, i’m. terrified.

episode 2:

- NOOOO THEY TOOK LUTHER D: MY BOY WAS JUST VIBING

- i love that their hairstyles are just changing with no explanation,, it’s been one (1) day and these bitches were like. you know what i need? some ✨grooming✨

- oh god oh fuck oh no…… allison 😭😭

- THE KENNEDY SIX,, OH NO 😩

- holy shit viktor’s realizing he’s trans via flashbacks of sissy this is too much for me 🥲

- the haircut :,)

- okay but when the fuck did diego have time to get a haircut

- ahwhwhwwhw i’m so proud of viktor

- i love that after he comes out there’s a beat and everyone’s like “yeah that’s chill” before five is like ANYWAYS back to being mad at you

- “he. tried. to. homicide us.”

- five is gonna be so sad when he realizes there is, in fact, another apocalypse

- okay but i love dad!diego so much

- the sparrows modernized the academy this is genuinely evil

- i miss umbrella ben :,( although i’m glad we get to see ben’s powers more because they’re sick as fuck

- oh lila,, what a disaster girl i love her

- aww excited five is so cute :D

- okay but why is it a british car and w h y is klaus driving??!??!

- aggressive tourist five my love <3

- gender euphoria viktor >>>>>>

- allison hargreeves #1 best sister award

- five appreciation arc let’s go!!!!! i love him and klaus bonding 🥺

- alphonso’s power would be so useful in combat jfc

- *alphonso’s chin falls off* “it does that sometimes :)”

- PROTECTIVE DAD DIEGO MY LOVE

- i love stanley so much he’s such a good combo of his parents

- ahsktkskaksk klaus is AMISH??!! i’m gonna lose it he’s the most non-amish person known to man!!

- luther and sloane are the jock4jock couple

- luther don’t lie to yourself, you never stopped caring about being number one

- AWWW SHE THINKS ITS COOL THAT HE WENT TO THE MOON :,D

- five singing along to the radio :,)

- not the casual shrine for marcus-

- oh nooo klaus’ mom 😭😭

- ALLISON KNOWS ABOUT KLAUS GOING TO VIETNAM??? SINCE WHEN??!!??! i stg if they skipped over him telling everyone about dave,,,

- the shot of klaus being chased by a bunch of amish people is so fucking funny

- “you have her eyes” oh okay guess i’ll cry now !

- allison babe…….. you have so much trauma

- not diego complaining about having a kid while allison’s mourning the loss of hers 😬

- the fucking grandfather paradox?! i hate that fucker :/

- no but luther and sloane are SO FREAKING CUTE 🥺🥺 the floating kiss :,)

- okay but also,, luther my mans your family kinda needs you right about now

episode 3:

- ahsktkskw luther’s so happy and proud of himself for getting laid i love him

- “condoms. for sex. which is a thing i do now.”my acespec luther agenda thrives, that is not an allosexual thing to say

- oh my god this plotline with klaus and his mom is gonna kill me 😭

- “when i was your age i was becoming a real man” oh ? trans rights ? mayhaps ? (i know i’m really reaching here but shut up trans diego is important to me)

- lila saying she’s slept with many many *people*….. queer rights baybie !!

- AHDKGJDJAKDKS— “nice try stockholm”

- it’s interesting to me that the sparrows act like they’re so much more loyal and put together than the umbrellas, but they obviously don’t care about each other nearly as much as the umbrellas do

- “flock of she-gulls” + ben laughing is very cute (i missed his laugh 🥺)

- morally gray girlboss allison be my wife please

- klaus your OUTFIT,,, WHY are you snorkeling what’s going on?!?

- “my tiny badass brother” :,)

- diego you are. such a bad dad holy shit. (not me typing this right as he says “i’m so good at [parenting]”)

- klaus WHAT did you just swim through—

- the sparrows have such a different dynamic with reginald than the umbrellas holy shit,, the way they call him “reg” and “reggie” and also are highkey kinda abusive towards him?? it’s really. huh. it’s really so different and i don’t know why.

- grace is so terrifying it’s not even funny

- lila i love you, but you are such a bitch

- dolores: is a mannequin lila: calls her a mannequin five: don’t you dare talk about her like that >:(

- luther is literally just chillin. he’s just vibin. good for him 😌

- “……wHaT eLsE dID i miSs wHiLE i WaS kIdnApPed?!!”

- luther falls in love FAST jfc

- “oh shit. you guys had gravity sex.”

- i feel bad for stanley,, diego stop leaving him challenge

- klaus is. he’s. he is a very pretty boy.

- oh fuck this shit for making me feel bad for reginald, i’m supposed to hate the guy

- it took two and a half episodes but klaus FINALLY mentioned dave (just by offhandedly referencing a lover, but still)

- no but i lowkey love klaus and reginald’s dynamic in this timeline

- oh but this is gonna fuck with klaus’ daddy issues so bad :,/

- luther’s so excited about viktor coming out :,)

- “why do you hate tiny sandwiches.”

- the “do you feel loved” scene with the three brothers is. so fucking cute.

- TRANS ALLY LUTHER HARGREEVES LET’S FREAKING GO

- WHY IS WILLIAM SHATNER HERE???!?!!!?!!

- not klaus being a william shatner fan 😳

- “OH! run :)”

- “molotov this, bitches!” - the angry 12 year old

- what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what’s happening what the fuck

- okay but i freaking called it (about harlan)

- are,,, are jayme and alphonso actually dead????? i am. Sad i liked the two of them. especially jayme,,, i’ve been in love with her since she was announced a year and a half ago, she can’t just d i e 😭😭

#this is so long i’m sorry 😭😭😭#anyways. so many thoughts head very full i’m going to watch more now.#the umbrella academy #tua #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua s3 #long post #eli.posts

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