#hilarious but also i dont know how to feel

[blacklegsanjiii]

Aahh your addition to actually girl sanji was amazing ✨ thank you

Its so funny to have them realising all the way to WCI/Wano, theyre all so silly. ALSO CHOPPER- He's new to the crew and giving them all a check up to get up to date with their physicals and he's all like 'dont worry Sanji your secret is save with me!! I wont tell anybody!!' And sanji thinks he's actually talking about the nr 3 burnmark (hc of mine that judge labeled all his children) so she's very thankful to him

Omg and the ship options... To many possibilities to choose from... Luffy going 'HES NOT A PRETTY BUT SHES A PRETTY GIRL?!!' Literally no fucks given nothing changes but he looveess the clothes and makeup nami gives sanji to wear (the liploss tastes like fruit and the dress fabric is so softt!!!)

Or sanami... Nami feeling attracted to sanji even though she's a lesbian and heaving a sexuality crisis cause is she bisexual??? But no she's still a major lesbian (or even funnier no attraction until its 'stupid guy -> stupid girl??!!!'

Honestly east blue poly would be funny as hell, so many possibilities

Also (sorry im rambling) SHES ZEFFS LITTLE GIRL 💥💥when she left with luffy, zeff 100% threatened the shit out of him (he also did this in canon but with his mind UvU) idk i fucking adore zeff and sanji protective of each other

And lastly??? All the regulars knowing??? Amazing, show stopping, ground breaking. Theyre coming to the baratie not seeing the cute waitress and when asked the staff says she has become a pirate cook of the strawhats

But whenever there's news its always talking about a guy and the wanted pictures are not so helpfull... So many possibility...

Have a nice day! Hope you had/have fun at your con :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed them! Fem!Sanji is fun to write, especially when no one knows she's a girl because how can you not know? She is Zeff's little girl! The dumb brat he gave up a leg for on a rock! She is his pride and joy, and everyone knows this!! Also, I love the idea of the burn mark and the confusion therein for Sanji because Chopper thinks she's trans masc when she's not, she's just waiting for her mom's genes to kick in more. Also the shipping, I agree with East Blue Polycule because you can fit all that in together in one go and no one is going ask questions. But I'm getting ahead of myself and skipping to the regulars first so that I can get some funny scenarios out of my head first.

First, Mihawk has watched this girl grow up and probably saw the fall out after shortly after Zeff butchered her hair. When he asked about it, he gave Zeff the most unimpressed look Zeff has ever received because good fuck he could have just braided it until they got into town? That's all he says about that because Sanji is still upset her hair is gone. Then some years later he's calling Zeff and asking when Sanji changed her gender and Zeff is confused because she hasn't but anyone and everyone are calling her a boy, even that crew she set off with. Mihawk is staring out of his office with the denden with an empty gaze as the greenhaired moron he almost slaughtered on the deck of Baratie is in his castle with one of his fellow warlords first mates and he's having a time but at least that hasn't changed.

Buggy is also probably really confused about 'Black Leg Sanji' and "his feats" and when Garp is arresting him they're debating whether or not Sanji would be a good marine until Garp calls her a boy and Buggy corrects him. Garp is staring down at the clown who looks back and is like 'wait, wait. Zeff's called her "princess" and you never questioned why he would call his son that?' to Garp's non-committal shrug of 'He's Zeff.' which, okay yeah, sure. It's Zeff but Zeff never used it in a derogatory manor. Sanji is quite literally his princess. She is the princess of the Baratie that Buggy used to do card tricks for because Zeff had no idea what the hell to do with kids.

Now onto the hilarity because East Blue Poly would be exceptionally hilarious. They all start dating and Sanji thinks Nami is going through a sexuality crisis because she's a girl where as Nami thinks Sanji's a boy and it's never cleared up. Sanji looks particularly butch because it made her life easier at Baratie, and she doesn't want to ruin dresses and skirts and blouses with cooking or blood. She also just never really wore make up unless Baratie was closed for some celebration or something, when she had a reason to doll up because she was so busy. Also she wakes up and goes to bed before and after everyone else so no one catches she's a girl. I think the hilarious exception of Ace clocking it in Alabasta and telling Luffy he's got the prettiest girl and the best cook wrapped in one is an amazing thing and Luffy goes with it but still asks why Ace called Sanji a girl and Ace is confused now. They never clear it up.

When Sanji is training and everyone is talking about forcing her into dresses Sanji is like 'I don't need to be forced, I love dresses! I just don't like ruining them with blood.' and coming back to Sabaody with a few dresses, skirts, blouses, more fem clothing and everyone is like 'you don't have to wear those if they make you uncomfortable' is sending some weird messages to her so she just doesn't wear them still. For the wrong reasons and everyone is confused. Like WCI when Sanji's in her wedding dress and fighting and mourning the blood on the dress and Luffy and Nami are asking her why she's in one because she doesn't wear that stuff and Sanji says she thought they didn't like them on her and the very quick explanation of 'we thought you were a boy!' is Sanji going 'How?' as Nami complains she had a sexuality crisis for nothing until Luffy asks about him, Zoro, and Usopp; Nami concedes that the crisis wasn't for nothing then.

Nami makes sure she's in a kimono like she and Robin are as an apology because they didn't realize that Sanji was a girl and was just dressing for convenience, she's not a boy and was a princess and she is loved.

Also my con was lovely but I'm so glad it's over.

#black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #answers #fem sanji #fem!sanji #sanami #sanlu #lusan #east blue polycule #strawhat pirates #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #red leg zeff #vinsmoke sanji

[turnipoddity]

Read an appalling hoffman lactation fic and the note on it was "inspired by turnipoddity" ?? When did you?? What 💀 it got deleted but I don't think I ever asked u what the fuck that was about?? Did u draw him being milked or something

IM SORRY WHAT??????

#YEAH NO I NEVER DREW SUCH THING LMAOO #absolutely have no idea about this bruh HAHAHAHAHAH #hilarious but also i dont know how to feel #how can you look at my hoffman doodles and think about lactation #i want to know how your mind works #asks #saw #mark hoffman

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso × Unconventional Drinking Implements

#if i had a nickel for every time nano drank out of a trophy id have two nickels. that's not a lot but its weird it happened twice #dont ask me if theres more i didnt have the mental capacity to look up all his podium pics...theres 20 years worth #but if you do have more somehow miraculousy do of course hit me up #this is one of these things i think that youd have to experience by watching a lot of races bcs finding it by keywords is impossible imo #though i did look up various trophies and now i want to make a tier list of trophies by drinkablity 😭 #but yeah some people in the tags of the pics i posted were like 'he did exactly what i wanted to do![drink from the big cup basically]' #so this is like: hey! not the first time hes done it 🤭 #but like if these are the only two times hes done it thats hilarious #bcs its been 18 yrs so was he suddenly like 'oh my god wait i just remembered what i can do with this' #but like the 2005 is the wcc win so it makes sense why he did smth so over the top #but this one i really really feel like he let the impulsive thoughts win and was just 'this looks like a giant cup....' #not pictured: flavio also drinking from the trophy. he was so indulgent of his boy 🥹 #also i wonder if theres footage of him pouring in the champagne in 2023 cause i didnt even know he drank from it until i was looking at pic #cause thats my fav thing about the 2005 one is watching him trying to aim and pour it from way too high hahaha #oh also there is the brazil 2005 gp as well but he doesnt directly drink from it so i dont think it fits well here #but at the same time he really is looking at trophies like 'hmmm how well would this work as a cup' #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 dutch gp #2005 chinese gp #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #formula one

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ok no im so tired but ive had this Thing a Laughingstock Concept Thing in my Brain for Days Now and its.... basically what if Barnaby adopted a lil caterpillar. like it's not sapient or anything its literally A Wriggly Puppet Prop. but he finds it in his home and it reminds him of Howdy and he keeps it. he carries it everywhere. he treats it so tenderly and names it and everything. his delusional smitten subconscious is like "omg... mine & howdy's <3" he and Howdy are not even together at this point

so Barnaby cares for this lil caterpillar and Howdy ends up getting attached as well, because he's on the same shit as Barnaby. and eventually the lil caterpillar pupates, and they watch over the chrysalis So Excited to see what lil wormie will look like as a butterfly. and it emerges and they're so proud and weirdly emotional. the butterfly takes off on its first flight and lands on a flower patch

just in time for Eddie to trip and fall on the patch, instantly crushing it And the butterfly

#in my mind eddie is all 'oh man :( thank goodness frank wasnt around to see that' and then goes about his business #completely missing howdy & barnaby watching on In Horror off to the side #not lil wormie... no.... #also in my mind lil wormie looks like the fuckn. Adorable worm from sesame street #oscars little friend i think? the cutest little thing in the world? the little red wormie? yeah.... #but im feeling very Tender about bigass dog barnaby toting around this teensie weensie lil worm thing #treating it with utmost care and affection #big characters caring for absolutely tiny thing kills me every fucking time #bury me shallow... ill be back to die again.... #absolutely unprompted #laughingstock #ohhhh my god im not even gonna say how i almost butchered the laughingstock tag #sometimes i type letters in the wrong order or add an extra one. that would have been so unfortunate but Deeply Hilarious #ANYWAY LIL WORMIE IS AN ESTABLISHED THING IN MY MIND AND I DONT KNOW WHY #maybe... maybe tomorrow i will scribble it... #also to be clear the events of this post all happen within a week or two. #it is a brief shining Worm Time #ok going to bed now officially. im going #wait no i have to complain about something ive done to myself hold on #so i really like reeses puffs cereal yeah? but the problem is it cuts up my mouth to hell and back and makes eating anything a Pain #tried to eat sauerkraut tonight... it burned... the roof of my mouth is so scraped up... #i Will be eating another bowl when i wake up tho. its too tasty. i can take the annoyance that is minor pain. i have a high tolerance <3 #can i easily Not eat it? yeah. but i dont want to stop. nothing will stop me. its a jumbo box. i Will Finish It. #anyway wormie <3 gonna go think about her <3

[bonefall]

I recognize a lot of ADHD symptoms in Nightheart too.

The thinking everyone hates him is a big thing, taking rejection harder than it should be,

You're right... the Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria... I am Nightheart's therapist and I am slapping him with so many mental illnesses.

#ALSO FOR THE RECORD I DONT HAVE BPD #I just have people I love who do #And take a sincere and adoring interest in how their minds work #I do have ADHD though. Recently diagnosed. #But I've known my entire life. #But anyhow #I just like BPD I think it's neat. It reminds me of people I love. And loved. It's so demonized and I hope that I can help ppl understand #It's just an emotional regulation disorder. There is no 'bad person' disease. #People with BPD can be good or bad. #Btw I plan to do this with NPD too at some point. I did a leetle research and know where to start now #But I haven't picked a cat to get it #And I have personal close experience with BPD so like. That's why it comes up so much. I feel confident in how I portray it #And I get super good feedback from people who have BPD so I think I'm doing good #Also inside joke lmao; Bird Perception Disorder #Because for SOME REASON I keep using birds as a BPD metaphor #And partner found that hilarious #The birds are being perceived #bone babble

[sunnykeysmash]

Dee's the writer and director... stepping into the leader position she naturally gravitates towards... she's casting the roles. She cast wrong in dee day, but this will change.

She always wanted the lead role before, which got in-between mac and dennis, but if she steps back (behind the scenes), she won't be their buffer anymore and then...

I rewatched aluminum monster vs fatty magoo and noticed how bad mac is at being controlling and manipulative (he follows exactly what frank says, doing things that he's still trying to apply to this day, like announcing dennis' announcement), how dennis can only ever see himself as filling the role perfectly, and how dee naturally stages a strike and everyone listens to her.

I also rewatched gets held hostage and noticed how it heavily features frank's will and how his gun saves the day, both elements that are coming back in tandem in ep2 of s16... and hostage is a very interesting ep in analyzing the group dynamics and how they interact with each or betray each other. It's also like... its talk of stockholm syndrome, because due to dee's monologue I feel like "why are you doing this to me?" will be a theme, in s16. Because it's like... well ok, no only is it also in gets whacked p2, but it implies that you fell in love with the other person because they did something to you...

look, I'm being rambly (as usual), but what I'm saying is that I feel like s16 will pull a lot from s3 specifically... I guess we will see more clearly when it airs, but I wanted to put it out there. It's not just THAT season tho there's like, season 9 too. and 14.

#iasip #s16 spoilers #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #bro i dont know where i was going with this... im writing analysis posts like they're journal entries lmaoo #and also like forgive me for this lol but i feel like they're using liam and ryan to parallel macdennis a bunch but especially in hostage #i feel like theyre the data jumper refers to when it comes to like. having a gay couple on the show???? cuz like. well yk. it is what it is #and now they're in the bowling episode saying mixing things is strictly prohibited idk maybe im seeing things but mayb not anyways #yea um no comment. this isnt my most coherent post #i like the part abt how dee isnt gonna be between mac and dens' story anymore tho looking to be the lead bc shes STEPPING BACK from actress #to control it from behind the scenes like a director #which will leave mac and den without a third wheel..... damn. dee is the wildcard huh? #i really sincerely hope we have the whole gang scheming mac and dennis shit behind their backs in s16 #like thats hilarious come on #and they all have different goals and methods in mind and dennis is like the lil lab rat unaware victim of it all #then the veil is pulled and BAM!!!! the gang broke dennis. it's genius

[toestalucia]

this tagline...T_^ thinks about how main story alrdy referenced other timelines such as boundary power captain & like all of the events currently on the anni page? isnt only the sara & cagliostro events missing? along with all the different jobs, like its ssooo cheesy but i alrdy rly loved that they rly do lean into the timeline thing with 'everyone experiences granblue differently', so seeing this...regardless of the intention of it

#stardust speaking ! #gbf spoilers// #I THINK...gbf is such a lovely game. and i think its perfectly fine to only enjoy the parts u want in what capacity u want #when they first mentioned timelines i was Very concerned<3 but? with the way theyre doing it..................im very fond of it #im keeping track of food rn so i cant rly have the focus to put together my words like i want to #but i think saying 'u can experience gbf in ur own way' along with how they already handle events (even if at this point u often have to #accept the narrative that these ppl know each other (even if they often Are introduced within the event/story #so i feel...? its ok. probably. im not new anymore. but also having the tab on the preview page #that says 'hey these are the related events + characters' has been such a lovely change too #even on the anni page directly linking the imprtant chs?!?!? i think its cool! like! i would nvr look thro all that as a new plyr but! #i like it #anyway having 'soar to the cosmos' when cosmos isnt there on the page is a crime #like i dont supercare but i also do think its hilarious LOL

[bluesidedown]

Assorted thoughts on falling in love

No one ever told me it would be terrifying.

I am very good at finding (or more often inventing) reasons why I shouldn't love him; I do this so that I can have an excuse to run from vulnerability. Mostly this just means I love him anyway, but feel deeply and anxiously conflicted about it.

I hate how undignified this feels. Turns out I have formed at least some of my identity around appearing untouchable and in control. I feel at odds with myself because I can't pretend that being around him makes me less happy than it does; I smile involuntarily when I hear his voice and I can't stop.

It is horrible to me that other people can see the kind of person I have chosen and thus perceive me in a way I can't control. This makes me want to control him, so that I can project the image I want to project. I hate this about myself; it is deeply, deeply unfair to him.

Sitting beside him is maybe the most peaceful place in the entire world.

#in the sermon on sunday the pastor talked about how sometimes we can desire wisdom because we want the control #of knowing what's going to happen and what the right decision is all the time #instead of acknowldging rhat human wisdom is limited and we have to trust God #anyway that hit home in ways very relevant to this #i am so terrified to make the wrong decisions and so terrified by the fact thay i cant actually know perfectly and thus control everything #and i am so terrified on so many ways by the idea of loving him #im so terrified by the fact that i dont know if where my life is going is compatable with where his life is going (because i cant know #because neither of us knows where our lives ate going!) #and im so scared caring about him is somehow going to make me care about God less #and im so afraid to want something because just the wanting feels like idolatry #and at the same time i dont even know what i want! #and also yes i AM overthinking this 4 month relationship hilariously thank you for asking!

[perilegs]

it's funny that now that i don't really have much about my body to be dysphoric about my brain makes up psychological dysphoria and it's so dumb

#''oohh only people who are attracted to men but are slightly scared of what they deem real men (not you) will be attracted to you'' #''or those people AND chasers AND ppl who just see you as a curiosity to test out'' #like how do i even unpack the bs my brain is throwing at me #yeah maybe some part of me believes that but the logical part of me knows it's not true #i think what's causing this is that i'm still kinda new at being stealth while passing #like yeah ive been going as leevi for the entire duration of uni and living as a man but passing regularly started happening to me after #i started t #now i only get misgendered the same amount as cis men with shoulder length hair #so like. it's happened once after starting t lmao #i think what's causing this (the psychological warfare from my brain) is the combination of stress #and me actually becoming friends with a co worker i'm not out to #listen ive been trying to hint at being trans but he was born a guy and lives as a guy so hes not very tuned out on this stuff #though his partner is nb and ive met them and they think i'm cis too which i think is hilarious bc i feel like #i'm v easy to clock for trans ppl #though idk im fagging it up quite a bit so it makes me pass extra well so #anyways #im a bit conflicted about the situation #im not going to outright tell him i think but i'm not going to hide it if it comes up #which i know i dont have to do but i want to #we'll probably go swimming together this summer so if that doesnt make him realize it hes a lost case and i dont #need to worry about it lmaoo #also i bought shorts that arent sport shorts and they looked normal on me so im literally unstoppable #but yea thank u for listening to me i just needed to ramble #leevi talks

[todayisafridaynight]

God that reminds me I was writing this longass reply to when you were comparing MineDai to AraSawa and part of it was basically like. Hear me out but While I've Concluded MineDai Should Not Be Parents For Various Reasons… If they were. Non-zero chance the kid could plausibly turn out like Masato 😭😭😭like spoiled and entitled “wait ’til my FATHER(S) hear about this” nepo baby who can’t connect with either dad and actively resents at least one while taking advantage of their familial ties and living a life of (financial) privilege just sounds about right I'm sorryyyyyyyyy

So it was funny to me because just as AraSawa is MineDai With Dads… perhaps MineDai is AraSawa Without Kids… and AraSawa is the alternate, still-doomed timeline…

its only natural that if arasawa is Minedai But Dilfs then minedai inversely is Arasawa But. One Of Them Sees Red Around Happy Children

#snap chats #BUT SOOOO true that baby WOULD be masato adjacent tho... its in the cards... #only i imagine that kid's resentment towards mine is like. actually justified probably #i said it months back but i always think that if mine WAS a dad he'd be a lot like my mom #though somehow probably like. 2% calmer. he doesnt yell at you but he will make you feel inadequate about everything you do #money can fix whatever damage he does right <- it will not and in his soul he knows that but he wont acknowledge it #and why should he i mean its just a kid right. //screaming// #OK BUT ALSO DOUBLE FUNNY i thought of making a stupid meme chart of my first impressions of arakawa/sawashiro #vs how id feel bout them throughout the game and then just. The Conclusion Being 'this is minedai but with dads' #as a comedic super simplification of course. theres layers. but also lol #THE FACT THAT SOMETIEMS I DO FIGHT WITH MYSELF ON IF I WANNA EXECUTE AN IDEA WITH MINEDAI OR ARASAWA #IS REALLY FUNNY. theres differences tho dont be fooled.. its not a perfect mirror but its close enough to be hilarious #ive talked way too long ANYWAY. do not let mine around kids hes going to give them trauma just by talking to them #id trust daigo with a kid tho. hes proven he can take care of them..... what a king... #he reads as someone who'd be a lil awkward bout bein a dad tho but now im gettin too into it

[famewolf]

if im being honest and allowing myself to vent a bit about it ... another red flag was when the DM went 'wow i love the detail of your backstory but idk what i can do with it tho ):'

#[static] #it immediately made me feel bad for trying to make a character work with the aesthetic she had given us tbh #i could already tell she didnt seem to be super character story driven so i just made a pretty simple drifter-type #for a post-apocalyptic setting n such and made a group that tied into the whole over-arching premise #i also literally just did bullet points cuz i could tell she wasn't gonna want to read one of the backstories i usually do #and as someone who has mostly dm'd in the past i did my v best to make a character that was super easy for the dm to incorporate in any way #like a solid reason for being there a reason for wanting to adventure with strangers a reason for seeing the mission through no matter what #made a whole small faction and connected them to the overarching theme and plot in multiple ways #wrote down lore and npcs she could use for the faction if she didnt want to make up her own #like all the works and all i got was two sentences back about it ... one of them being like 'cool but i dont like the extra details' #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh #ok im done yelling now i just need to vent for a second #i feel bad for feeling kinda bummed about the experience because this is the first time i got to play at a physical table in years #and i know how hard it is to DM #but also when you come to the table with zero notes for the first session its ... probably gonna be disappointing jkfghdf #i DID have fun however because the party banter was hilarious and it was fun getting to hang out with ppl! #but communication between DM and players was not great #also let me be clear she did like that i made so many connections and hooks into the story and it helped her a lot #she was NOT interested in my character's past like ... jobs or npcs #but also u could just Not say anything about it and just be like 'sweet cool thanks for the info' LMAo

[dizzybevvie]

How do I gush about Chase from the sonic realtime fandubs without sounding like a lunatic

#Ive been rewatching them obsessively the past couple days and I realised JUST how consistantly funny he is #his comedic timing and oneliners are so good but his on the fly writing characters is soooo good #Storm in the riders dub? hilarious. Mephiles in the 06 dub? highlight of the dub. Black doom/the devil in the Shadow dub? highlight #HES SO FUNNY #IK WE ALL LOV ALFRED AND PENNY BUT. CHASE <3 #His improv with ryan's shadow is consistently my favourite #from the 06 dub the whole thing about them being in a genuinely believable relationship #and Black Doom/the devil being like parasocially obsessed with shadow?? #WHY IS IT GENUINELY GOOD UGH #also from the riders dub lines like “HU. I JUST REMEMBERED A TRAUMATISING EXPERIENCE IN MY PAST let me stim a bit and Ill feel better.” #and “Youre not gonna acknowledge me?? i greeted you.” #the whole “Its a gamer pad 😌” thing from the sonic06 dub #the iconic “Bahbahbah shut up shut up shut up I dont care- I do not care! This means NOTHING to me. You and your little friends- #are fucking ANNOYING. this is why I stay in hell-“ THING??? LIKE THE WHOLE ”I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU“ IS SO GENUINE??? #and obviously “Bing bong hey whats up youre doin a bad job” and “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whats upppppppp its meeee” #and earlier “Hi shadowwww 🥰 I love youuuuu” #Chase is so fucking funny idc #Anyway. go watch the Sonic realtime fandubs if you havent you dont have to know anything about Sonic and its hilarious #snapcube #penny parker #sonic real time fandub #snapcube rtfd

[lesbiradshaw]

anyways. feel free to be unhappy with the fact that liam has a new gf in the movie and definitely feel free to make criticisms about how the tw writers roped in a no name asian actress to be kira’s thinly veiled replacement since they refused to pay arden right and think all asians are #interchangeable despite profiting greatly off our cultures but just remember being racist towards an actress or character (who you havent even seen on screen yet) under the guise of being supposedly anti racist makes you a weird pathetic freak loser and it doesn’t count as helpful commentary. 💓

#like its kinda almost hilarious that theyre being so obv ab liam and hikari being the new scira #and its also funny that no one even asked for it #but whats not funny is the wave of vaguely racist takes and remarks ik are ab to come her way #just bc shes In The Way of a white mlm ship #i think ive seen this film before and i didnt like the ending . #head in my hands this movie feels like one giant setup #on one hand i respect that girl chasing a check esp bc shes a no namer and tw is a relevant franchise #but also we know how shitty the cast and crew were to the last asian lead so its like. okay #but she doesnt deserve to be subject to the insanity of tw shippers that dont get their way #idk. thiam r my babies esp liam but the anti asian racism surrounding this movie is driving me up a wall #kira was my cousin i still cant believe they did her so dirty #also cant believe theyre using japanese culture as a major plotpoint again when they act like That towards arden but i digress #anyways #i have a headache. at least derek was confirmed to be a good dad and his face card has held up #and his hairline. unlike some peoples. #personal

[menlove]

realizing i have never written f/f smut and knowing i need to rectify this......

#i only recently wrote smut between a trans man and a cis man fasdfasf before that it had all been cis dudes #which is hilarious bc i have no idea how they fuck #its a lot of different reasons #mainly a) always felt like if i wrote f/f couples it would be fetishistic esp if it was smut #and b) feel like it hits a lil too close to home and then i get embarrassed #but you know what..... we're working passed it. i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna write lesbian ch//erik having fuck nasty sex and good for them #i also Do wanna do t4t smut one of these days i just always get worried posting anything w trans characters bc they dont get much attention

[appalachy]

Ok this is a little awkward helped my two friends with their writing part of the proficiency exam and got them higher scores than i did for myself 💀 i still got a C1 in it ofc but less points than them and i wont stand for that

#imagine them qualifying for erasmus when they can barely utter a sentence in eng and me not getting in when i did all the work for them💀💀 #this is actually hilarious this is such a me moment #fuck i hope its possible to redo it my ego is too high for this situation #technically i should be proud bc their high results are literally mine i did that shit they didnt even lift a finger #but im a jelaous bitch and i cant stand the thought of them getting praise for it when it should be me getting it 😇 #i feel like thats a reasonable thing to think tbh 🥰 #anyways lol idgaf abt the speaking part but the writing part i should have done better #i feel like i shouldnt be this pressed abt this bc after all i got a C1??? thats loterally the best result #but how can i sleep at night knowing ive got 506 points meanwhile they have over 550 🥸🥸🥸 these points are mine 👿👿👿 #dont get me wrong i like helping them and i dont regret it and getting them good scores was the point #but also i still gotta be the best and like i literally am the best? out of the three of us i am so the scores should show that 😇 #lool #ale zjebalam widzowie #dzisiaj ostatni dzien na robienie tych testow ciekawe czy jak zrobie drugi raz to bedzi sie liczyc ten wynik #ale mi sie tak nie chce drugi raz tego pisac tylko ze sie boje bo 506 takie niebiezpievzn jest bo pewnie sporo osob lepiej napisalo #a ja chce miec secured kwalifikacje dalej

[hxlcyon]

the high of making the people i cherish happy but also concernedly confused

#irreplaceable #sounds cheesy but like. #shopping for dumb gifts for people to see their reactions sounds like such a... i dont know how to put it #but the anticipation is a nice feeling #i think as ive grown older ive begun to actually try to reach out to people more and open up in a different way #because i mean. i have opened up before but i dont know how to put it differently as i do it now as im older #maybe its about the mundane happiness over the rush of actions to shock and make connections in the first place #it's like the high of making someone laugh but when it's something that you know is going to happen #feeling it spread outwards from your chest is the best feeling #it's like a sense of accomplishment but also just satisfaction at seeing em happy #for context #for hilarious context #didi if youre reading this stop reading #but im buying my friend a fuckin dumbass omegaverse doujinshi #8 dollars for a family heirloom? priceless