#hoax rambles

[wren-kitchens]

#trafficblr #potentially???? #hoax rambles

[vioyume]

Ya think "Flower Journey" would get into controversy within the game world since the wasps are depicted as villains?

I spent too long playing this stupid flappy bird clone and I am forming stupid headcanons surrounding it.

You can probably make the same argument about the enemies in Mite Knight but they're more or less depicted as "mystical creatures".

Don't take this too seriously. I just thought it would be funny to have Flappy Bird be canceled.

#Yeah the wasps are the villains but they were mind controlled and Hoaxe is a fake wasp #they're in that era where tech is getting more prevalent at least outside of termite kingdom and so those games are the first of their kind #idk the timeline for technology evolution is funky like there's a big ol computer who can emote #I think the better way of thinking it is that its more accessible #hooray world building #vio.txt #bug fables #rambles

[missholloween]

Rose/John is really funny because imagine being the number one fan of an astronomer, you read everything he's ever published and have an eye on what you working on. Your admiration is such that you use him as the face of the fiction stories you have started to published in newspapers, as you respected him so much that you know he'll gain you credibility. But your story is so good that your astronomer crush, that's working on the other side of the world, pays you a visit! And is impressed by your work! The only thing is that he also lowkey hates it because it's messing up with his credibility. When he discovers you, you know you only have one option: hit him with a printing press plate. When your hoax is going to be discovered and it is up to him, he does not only does not reveal the lie but continues with it. And you both decide to go in a trip to make some experiments about your recent discoveries.

#I've only listened to moon hoax rn but they're so soulmates #pulp musicals #rose stratford #john herschel #the great moon hoax #they're so soulmates i need to listen to the other episodes..... #hyl rambles

[nabwastaken]

just finished great moon hoax

THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

#nab's rambles #pulp musicals #the great moon hoax

[dootznbootz]

hoping against hope that the odypen situation in hades 2 is Not That. like idk, if I squint REAL hard I can convince myself that ody, as he was talking to Doom Incarnate abt his journey home, was in a “this is a god I have to play it Safe.” headspace or maybe he just. has built up this narrative—where he can’t admit it to himself, and wasn’t able to admit it to her, what really happened. Maybe he’s so deep in believing that, hey I know I’m a man and I couldn’t do anything against them.

But also I am a Man and so maybe I wanted it. Maybe I am Unfaithful. Maybe I don’t deserve Penelope and he spends the rest of his life in that state—and then they die, and he has to tell Penelope what happened bc he let her spend her living years with a man who wasn’t worthy how could he let her spend her eternity with him too?! and so he tells her the entire truth. Except it’s still not the entire truth he hasn’t confronted that yet and the separation with Penelope is “amicable” bc she Knows that there is more to the story—and she already waited near 20 years for him once. What’s a couple 20 more?

That's definitely a sweeter path! :D

It's just hard for me to even think of them separating honestly. And I have a bad feeling about it. I would love to be proven wrong but...idk. I just have a bad feeling with Odysseus' bad rep around people who just vaguely know the Odyssey. :'D

Honestly? I would just love for Penelope to simply be IN the game :'D I have an even worse feeling that they're not including her for whatever reason. (it's a bad one. Penelope will literally make anything better. She needs to be in all myths from now on actually. at the end of every Epic there is a footnote that just says "And Penelope was there" and it is immediately 1000% better. )

#Mad rambles #I hope you're somewhat right anon :'D #Maybe this is the game devs teasing us with a hoax??? to get us all fired up and then do a “GOTCHA” in the game and show the wifeman #he truly is??? #*sighs* #*kicks a rock dejectedly* #ask #anon #shot by odysseus

[saviourkingslut]

holy shit dutch election exit polls abt to make me enemy of the state no.1 for real. racist islamophobic backwards far right party in a far lead im going to throw up i hate this fucking country

#you had ONE job and it was to get the greens/labour into office and what did you do #you voted for a party that wants several things that aren't constitutional and makes its name by being racist as hell #AND it wants out of the eu. are you stupid. are you fucking insane. there's no way this country is ever going to survive that. fuck OFF #curry rambles #AND IT THINKS CLIMATE CRISIS IS A FUCKING HOAX OR SMTH IM GOING TO COMMIT A HOMICIDE FOR REAL

[whycantwegivellove]

🕯the downfall of the united states within our lifetime🕯

#a genuinely evil empire built on blood #the main obstacle and threat to world peace and liberation #WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK VETOES A CEASEFIRE #ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD #it’s like. cartoonishly evil #all our politicians bought #our rights a hoax #what a fucking joke #i need this country brought to its knees #and i need every politician to be brought to justice for their war crimes and their crimes against humanity #a better world is possible but we are the ones who need to make it #anyways palestine will be free #and hell is hot and waiting for every single person who enabled this genocide #my rambles #if my fbi agent is watching this is all a joke btw

[roseverdict]

my mom last night: ooh i've got a bit of a hacking cough :(

me last night, well aware that the Illness Will Come For Me:

me tonight, coughing so hard my spine wants to shred my back to bits and my lungs are on fire: called it

#rosie rambles #'but rho why wouldn't you all mask up after living through the birth of a pandemic that has yet to die down' my parents are convinced covid #ended a year ago or more and seem convinced that pitying me and/or loudly repeating 'it's just a libruhl hoax!' until i take a face mask #off is the only acceptable course of action. i don't go anywhere anyway. the only one affected if i get sick is me. #it's just not worth it to fight then on it rn. when i'm no longer stuck under their roof it will be. but that's just a pipe dream 👍

[wren-kitchens]

(THIS IS ALL /J DONT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY)

wow I can’t believe I even have to make this post, but if you guys see @stiffyck or @evenmoreevil, block them immediately

they have been NON CONSENSUALLY EATING @hopepetal on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS and they show NO REMORSE

I can’t even express how awful this is

#ZERA TOLD ME TO DONT JUDGE ME #can you tell I have no idea what a callout post looks like #unreality #<- jic #5llsmp #hoax rambles

[cardsharksplayingames]

Hoax was the blueprint for ttpd (messy, blurry lines between multiple muses, confusing, lore to be unpacked for centuries to come)

#andrea rambles #hoax #the tortured poets department

[missholloween]

What's the song of pulp musicals that gets stuck in your head? It doesn't have to be your favorite per se

I'll go first, I've had the beginning of the end looping for an hour in my head (specifically the three way harmonies) and the chorus of one bad

#pulp musicals #matt dahan #the great moon hoax #the brick satellite #the ghosts of antikythera #hyl rambles #shoutout to john and the earth because he's also a usual contender #and so is the chorus of great astronomical discoveries

[tangledinourstrings]

"national rape day" what if i butchered you like a hog and splayed your organs everywhere for everyone to see.

#vent-ish #rape tw #gore tw #violence tw #sorry that my posts have been really violent im not in a good situation rn #i dont wanna talk about it since it would be tmi #but that and im always kinda like this #this is why i dont fucking go on tiktok is bc of stupid shit like this #ozzie rambles #edit: ik its a hoax but my point still stands

[bbrissonn]

joe alwyn they could NEVER make me like you. count your days mf

#bri rambles #i lowkey never believed that folklore and evermore were JUST fiction.. #HAPPINNESS??? #TOLERATE IT???? #HOAX?????????

[dootznbootz]

MADS! Thoughts on the Circe Saga?? :00

I'm here now, Niko!!! I answer now!!!

Many thoughts!!!

Honestly, the way he sings "twelve long years" fucked me up. He genuinely sounds like he's about to fucking cry and it fucks me UP!!!!

Silly thing but I wish they brought the pig dog toy that Circe tossed in the first version of Puppeteer.

Hermes is a fucking mad lad and I love it >:D he's just scuttling about everywhere!!!

I thought the "Imagination" for Moli and the kind of video game fight was quite neat!!! Wasn't expecting it but neat!

And I still love "...I don't think I follow?" He's an Asexual/demisexual wifeguy.😂 (Odysseus ofc, :P Not Jay)

If you want analysis, It'll come!!! Just absorbing right now 😌

#I've seen people upset about Jay “erasing what actually happened” or not adding the fact that they stay a year. but I don't blame #him for not adding it. As it's complex and well. this happens to Odysseus TWICE😭 And I think he's saving the more upsetting part #for Calypso's saga :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #ask #nikoisme #honesty good on Jay for that “hoax” in a way with his “I didn't know I could write spicy” to get people guessing only for it to not #end up as such! Also with it on Valentine's day. I was nervous at first if the fandom would have piss on the poor comprehension about #such scenes but it's clear cut and I'm thankful for that!!!

[preggomancer]

abahhwbdajsb im crying! that Alan and Tulip story was so cute!! Alan deserves every ounce of gender euphoria and more!!

hehehe im glad you liked it!! ive had some variation of that bit in my head for a long time, I'm glad I finally wrote it out. I've never stated this before but in my head Alan comes from a pretty toxic family and lived in a less than progressive town growing up, so in order to get any respect as a guy he had to confine himself to very restrictive masculinity. Which was better than trying to be a girl, but still, he's fat and trans and curvy and passing as a cis guy just wasn't possible, and the pressure to have that as a goal was constant and grating. i just really love the idea of pregnancy being the thing that finally makes him realize he doesn't owe anyone a gender performance. Especially because pregnancy as a transmasc could be such a scary and dysphoric thing, I just take so much joy in framing it as a gender-affirming thing. Alan's more of a man than most cis dudes tbh and he knows it.

#also i could write an essay about toxic femininity now #to be clear. femininity is not toxic. but there is toxic femininity in addition to toxic masculinity #anyway! fun fact: alan is cool and hot and loves his girlfriend! #he is also my only actually male OC Dave is nb and Elio is like. kind of a guy but also he's pretty sure gender is a hoax #ok im rambling. bye have a good night be trans do crimes etc

[gemharvest]

"DO YOU REMEMBER THESE HOAXES?!" and you post Sparky the Dog front and center as if (a) he didn't have a wholeass cameo in the movie and (b) he isn't getting his own merch.

#ramblings #fnafposting #sparky is like one of the biggest hoaxes in the fandom like no offense but 😭😭😭