#homonid

[sequencer987]

My IPhone just really wants to correct ‘homonins’ to ‘homosexuals.’

I have multiple times almost posted phrases like “the topic of Homosexual religion during the Pleistocene is kind of a whole can of worms because of our tendency to project modern ideas onto ancient people; it existed, but we can’t say much more than that.”

As well as:

“Neanderthals are easily the most well understood Homosexual species besides our own.”

and:

“Though it’s clear that our species mated frequently with archaic homosexuals, we still don’t have a perfect picture of what their hybrid offspring looked like. We have plenty of teeth specimens, but their general appearance is still a mystery. It’s possible that we’ve already found hybrid homosexuals and not realized it.”

#neanderthal #pleistocene #stone age #ice age #early homonins #homonid #archaic homonins #genus Homo #humans #human evolution #prehistoric

[reckiessfs]

#every second you’re not running #he gets closer #fear him #love him #die for him #entity #creature #cryptid #homonid #being

[covenawhite66]

The first Neanderthal footprints from the Iberian Peninsula discovered last year may have belonged to other members of the genus ‘Homo.’

A little over a year ago, we reported on a large area at the foot of the Asperillo cliff on the coast of the Doñana Natural Area in Huelva, Spain. There, along with numerous animal footprints, other footprints had been found, namely those of hominids.

Until then, the only time reference that allowed the age of the site to be established was the dating of one of the dunes that covered the surface to around 106,000 years ago (Upper Pleistocene). As with most of the hominid footprints found worldwide, we dated them in line with the environment in which they were found. For this reason, our first hypothesis when trying to attribute the new found footprints was that they belonged to Neanderthals, who lived in the Upper Pleistocene.

However, in the course of the investigation, we sampled the surface where the footprints were found, which had never been dated before, and the dunes above. It turned out to be about 295,800 years old (Middle Pleistocene)—this is to say, much earlier than previously thought.

#neanderthal #archeologicalsite #archeology #history #homonid #homo genus #stone age #pleistocene

[sir-companioncube]

My friend told me to draw these

#castle crashers #man i love this game #alian homonid #grey knights #pink knight

[rupertbbare]

#feet #foot prints #evolution #family tree #humans #human evolution #homonin #homonids #great apes #apes #monkies #prosimian #lemurs

[thedogsleg]

I love sending asks

#havent sent any today btw #im so fucking pumped rn #i love music also #and people and dinosaurs and other homonids #YAY. YAY. #cant wait to office party art latet

[rig-a-rendal]

saw someone try to Noble Savage pre-agricultural humans ("agriculture led to war, capitalism, and humans hurting each other") and I was like babe. who do you think killed off all of those other homonid species? where do you think all of our evolutionary siblings - homo habilis, homo erectus, the neanderthals - went?

my love, human history is war and genocide all the way down. and children being born anyway.

#noura talks anthropology #also re: the uncanny valley. hmmmmm why are we scared of things that look mostly human but aren't? BABE IT'S THE OTHER HOMONIDS

[snarltoothed]

yknow i wholeheartedly enjoy conspiracy theories but the only specific conspiracy theory i straight up believe is true is that Minoa was a matriarchy

#r #well and i believe human culture and history are older than is commonly believed #but like. in a normal way that doesnt involve alien conspiracy theories #i mean i guess i dont know enough to say for sure aliens never taught people fire i was not there #but it doesn’t seem super likely? but there is evidence that other homonids had culture and ‘human’ intelligence way be4 we supposedly did #and i find it unlikely that we were more animalistic than that at a later date considering we outbred and outlived everyone else #idk just talkin to myself imma stop

[pauldelancey]

Tomato Pie

American Entree ­ TOMATO PIE ­ INGREDIENTS­ ­ 1 tablespoon fresh basil 1½ tablespoons fresh dill 3 green onions 1½ tablespoons fresh oregano 1 tablespoon fresh parsley 2½ pounds tomatoes ½ tablespoon salt ¾ cup mayonnaise ¾ cup shredded mozzarella cheese ¾ cup shredded Parmesan cheese 1 9″ pie shell ­­ SPECIAL UTENSILS ­ mandoline (optional) aluminum foil ­ Serves 4. Takes 1 hour 20…

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#American #basil #Chef Paul #Comic Chef #dill #entree #homonids #mozzarella #Olduvai Gorge #Parmesan #pie #pie crust #South America #tomato #tomato pie

[drops-of-universe]

anxiety has got to be the worst innovation of homonid evolution can we PLEASE fix that on the next model

[actualbird]

yknow, i really love the SR cards where the main plot is basically just NXX Boy Goes And Does A Thing, And He SUCKS AT IT!!!

vyn has SR Mercury In Retrograde where he does a fantastic job being absolute ass at household plumbing. marius has SR Overtone where he gets an A++++++ for being the last guy you wanna lend your guitar to, because hes really bad at playing the dang guitar. and at first i didn't know what artem's card was that followed this pattern but sam @samsspambox blessedly informed me that it's SR Thin Veil, the paywalled SR i dont have yet. and in that card story artem fucking SUCKS at PUPPETS

(sidenote: i generally weep at paywalled top-up cards but the concept of basically having to pay for artem's cringe is So Very funny to me)

but now here is where the injustice becomes apparent.....vyn, marius, and artem each have an SR Epic Fail: The Card Story

BUT WHERE IS LUKE'S?????????

to avoid any misunderstandings, here are the traits of what, to me, makes up an "SR Epic Fail":

one Main Thing is the thing our beloved nxx boy will suck at and what and it's also generally Main Focus of the whole card story (which then later leads to a sweeter core message about vulnerability and love and being okay with not being perfect etc)

our boy has to suck In The Moment. not in a flashback, not in a referenced past anecdote, no no. i want to have to tap through the entire excruciating scene/s of him failing at whatever hes doing

the story format has to be in a contained card story and not a recurring-but-brief theme in a personal story

with this criteria in place, it is IMMEDIATELY apparent that luke is the only one without an SR Epic Fail. the closest story instances would be the following:

SSR Through The Heavens (the skateboard card) since he fails at being a normal not-hypervigilant human being and also the NSB makes fun of him with memes, but this doesnt count because it wasn't the Main Focus of the story, there was a whole lot of other stuff going on and the Main Focus was the skateboarding which he did awesome at

some past anecdotes and flashbacks in SR How I Remember You (the luke blindfold card) about how luke sucks at drawing and sucks at charades, but this doesnt count because the drawing was just referenced in a few sentences and the charades fail was a brief flashback. it's also not the Main Focus of the story as well

his general inability/difficulty with cooking that is a recurring theme across his personal stories doesnt count because it's not a card, and thus isnt eligible

this is terrible. this is horrid. i love luke and i want a card thats all about him messing up at a minor activity. i want a full SR Luke Fucks Up At Cooking where the focus is what it says on the tin

i can even see the story so clearly in my mind's eye. it'd be so easy. maybe luke tries to make gingerbread man cookies but accidentally ends up with a gingerbread massacre.

luke mentions hes gonna bake and mc is excited about it because it seems he put a lot of thought and research and prep into it, maybe it actually starts with a scene of them shopping for ingredients together, and theyre both looking forward to luke's baking! but when it actually happens hes like "oh sorry a case came up, dont come over to my place anymore!!" which is sus

mc comes over anyway the next day to pick up some stuff she forgot and luke is there acting awfully nervous and his whole BUILDING smells of burnt gingerbread but there are no gingerbread treats to be found. luke keeps evading until mc finds The Massacre in a plastic container box haphazardly shoved into one of the kitchen cupboards

and it's an absolute baked-goods crime scene in there. none of the gingerbread men look like they were ever even men or homonids of any kind to begin with, it instead looks like all the dough just came together in the oven to create an amorphous Blob with the odd "limb" sticking out here and there. what luke has created is a gingerbread abomination.

mc stares at the gingebread abyss, and it stares back.

upon further investigation, mc even finds slight burn marks around the oven's door too and luke has his face in his hands, his shame is IMMENSE, just about as immense as the aroma of gingerbread treats everywhere. he was hiding it because he was worried that he got her so hyped up for the whole thing that it'd be SUCH a disappointment to her that he fucked it up!

and mc is like "hey no it's okay, as long as it tastes good, it doesnt matter how bad it looks!" and then she breaks off a piece from the gingerbread monstrosity and eats faster than luke can warn her "NO NO DONT DO IT---"

it tastes like shit

anyway they go out to get desserts from cafe instead and mc reassures luke that she obviously still loves him even if he created a baked treats atrocity and broke the genevabread convention. she tells him that if hes having trouble or if he fails, his instinct shouldnt be to hide it all and avoid her but to let her know and so she can help out, because she wants to be there for the wins and for the losses, for the good days and the bad. luke then goes all blushy grateful happy and they kiss and love is real.

the end. the post-story text conversation can go something along the lines of

luke: okay so i figured out why my gingerbread men went nuclear

mc: oh? why?

luke: i....misread "tsp" as "tbsp".........every time

mc: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

luke:

#tears of themis #lukerosa #luke pearce #tot rosa #xia yan #sam im so sorry for the amount of times i ping u with an @ u are simply the best artem primary source of all time and i love that so much #tot luke

[exosorcery]

THE MANY OUTFITS OF MASTER PLO

Welp, seeing as I've been neck-deep in a new school semester AND in the throes of a project that has seemed never-ending AND am at present battling a virus I haven't posted in a bit.

Some Plo Koon fashion fun seemed in order (from the neck up anyway).

Apologies to whoever this PK head originally belonged to... I loved it so much I had to customize it. If you are out there let me know who you are and I will happily credit you (this may in fact have been a Lucasfilm image. I'm not sure).

To my PK fan mutuals out there, some questions for you -

What would a Kel' Dor hat look like? How would it be worn?

What would decorative head ornamentation look like? How and where would it be worn?

Last - let's think about Kel'Dor "cosmetics." Eyeliner? A dramatic slash of lid colour? What would they play up. and why? For instance my KD teens started imitating Homonid eyeliner from the Holonet, and it caught on at the postsecondary academy in Dor'Shan. Things like that...

Posting again soon!

#kel dor #plo koon #star wars fan art #star wars fanfiction #maskless kel dor #dorin star wars #plo koon simps unite! #plo koon fan art #planet dorin

[phee-spirited]

Have you ever encountered species that, while having cultures and social groups, didn't have civilizations?

The best example I can give are homonids called Neanderthals from earth. [I may or may not have a soft spot for them.]

You've never been to the Outer Rim, have you?

[sir-companioncube]

Hey who wants to see more of my castle crashers fan art.

Nobody?

Dont care. Youre seeing it anyways.

#pink knight #alian homonid #blacksmith castle crashers #castle crashers

[formlessvoidbeast]

tw: pet death

Today, I am grieving what is to come.

I have made the last batch of the homemade dog foods I have been using to coax my dog’s failing appetite to eat. I have ordered an extra five pills of his arthritis meds to see him through to the end.

I have kissed his little dog head, and stroked his soft dog ears, and promised him he is a good dog.

For sixteen years he has never left my side. Or it would have been sixteen years, come July.

Sixteen years ago, almost precisely, he was free to good home, and I have done my best to be that for him. Sixteen years ago he was put in my arms in a parking lot, and he licked my face, thus sealing the ancient pact between canine and homonid to become my dog.

Sixteen years, and it is time to say goodbye.

It would be a cruelty to ask him to stay. I cannot be so selfish as to make him linger, even though it breaks my heart. Not when he hurts, even through the meds. Not when he is losing the strength needed to walk, and can no longer play.

The gentle exit is a kindness.

Two final weeks full of treats, full of love, with stronger pain meds to offer what measure of comfort we can, is better.

Poe Animal Dog, you are loved. Eternal pup, mutt beast, beast friend, friendly dog, the Dog of all Dogs.

You are loved, you are loved, and I will let you go.

#life of ts #mourning #he had an astonishingly long dog life but it is time to go

[aita-blorbos]

(Fanfic/ doushin scenario)

AITA for selling the armor off a skeleton and giving the bones to a local high school science lab?

For context, I (41, M), was on vacation in a yonder land called Hah-rule, and I was in what reckon was a fancy graveyard with ghost guards, walls, and a whole castle around it! I suddenly wanted to dig. Eventually found a coffin, cracked it open, and cuz, yain’t gonna Believe this, but I saw a skeleton with fancy armor! So I closed it, put it in my spacious pockets, and put the dirt back and added some flowers to make it look nice.

Later, I set up shop in a new city (that phases through video game lands), and the first guy to walk in was a scientific-lookin’ homonid (??, M) who said he taught biology at the high school down the street. He said they don’t have a skeleton, so he paid for the armor that he put in a museum, and I let him have the skeleton for free.

This is where it gets spooky. Sometimes the skeleton will come to life and talk about his werewolf grandson. He also says “innit” and I reckon that’s his catchphrase.

AITA?

#AITA #am i the asshole #unreality