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Dutch: You're right.
Hosea: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Dutch: Marry someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Hosea: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Hosea: What's your biggest weakness?
Dutch: I can be uncooperative.
Hosea: Okay, can you give me an example?
Dutch: No
Hosea: Okay, truth or dare?
Dutch: Truth
Hosea: How many hours have you slept this week?
Dutch:
Dutch: ...Dare
Hosea: Go to bed.
Dutch: I don’t like this game.
Dutch: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Hosea: You mean literally or figuratively?
Dutch: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Dutch: I was arrested for being too cool.
Hosea: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Hosea: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Dutch: That's why I carry two guns.
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