#hoshiii no kirby

[giantchasm]

Hey, so, a while back I made a revelation, and I’m finally posting about it on Tumblr because I continue to have A Few Goddamn Questions.

Alright. So I want everyone here to take a good hard look at Joronia/Spider Sectonia. Something you might notice about her design is that she’s pretty clearly wearing clothes. And like… of course she is— why wouldn’t she? She’s more or less a mirror of Taranza’s design, and he’s wearing clothes, so she is too.

But… Sectonia. The Sectonia WE know. The final boss you defeat at the end of the video game… while she has design elements that evoke the image of clothing, seemingly only the collar, the crown, the gloves and maybe the sleeves are actual clothing. Everything else is just her body.

Which wouldn’t be all that noteworthy if she were a standalone design. Plenty of characters in Kirby, including Kirby himself, don’t wear clothes! I’m certainly not going to point at Marx and accuse his practically running around butt-naked of being weird, but in the context of the fact that Sectonia used to wear clothes?

It kind of makes it feel like she stripped for no discernible reason following her descent into villainy, and that’s really, REALLY funny.

GIRL! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!!! THERE ARE STRANGERS IN YOUR HOUSE.

#kirby #sectonia #queen sectonia #to be clear this isn’t a super serious burning question i have in a scholarly context #i know the answer is ‘it’s a video game. it’s not that deep. it’s not weird she’s not wearing clothes.’ #i simply think it’s a super funny observation #and thought it would be even funnier to word it as if i were about to go into some meta-analysis #kirby of the stars #hoshii no kaabii #hoshiii no kirby

[thenewfuture]

Alright, Komaru! Time to investigate and gather some truth bullets to refute Toko's claims!

....don't know where that came from.

*Meanwhile...at Towa City...*

*2:50 pm*

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*bam-bam*

*bam-bam-bam*

*dada-dum-dum!*

“Itsudemo Guusukaaaapii~” (Sleeping all the time)

“Hoshiii no Kaaaabiii~” (Kirby of the Stars)

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TV: “Kedo hontoo wa tsuuyoi yo~” 

TV: “Hooontooo Kanaaaa~”

So what’s this show about?

Huh?

L-like the premise or whatever...I get it’s an adaptation of the video game...

But is it like...c-canon to the games, or story, or wh-what?

Well, adaptation is a strong word for it. It tells it’s own story, kinda like the Pokemon anime.

It’s more like a....monster of the week show with educational messages in between.

Five year olds, got it.

A-and you picked this to watch as your v-video select? You really are a child...

Th-then again, it’s not suprising given your p-pridefulness at solving children’s puzzles, lover of manga and your taste in cartoon shows... Maybe you are a kid h-hiding in an adult body.

Hey! I’m a year younger than you at best!

And there’s nothing wrong with liking kid cartoon shows. I won’t let your or anyone else bother me about that.

W-whatever you say...f-five year old...

#asks #anonymous #danganronpa #danganronpa ultra despair girls #danganronpa 3 #komaru naegi #Touko Fukawa #kirby #kirby right back at ya #hoshi no kirby #the new future #jabberwock island arc

[giantchasm]

#kirby #kirby of the stars #hoshiii no kirby #hoshii no kaabii #taranza #sectonia #queen sectonia #no caption necessary #this is just his political stance in triple deluxe #aka ‘omg. :3 i’m having so much fun being evil with the wicked queen. tyranny RULES!’ #and then he gets thrown out a window

[giantchasm]

#kirby #hoshiii no kirby #hoshii no kaabii #kirby of the stars #not going to tag individual characters especially because this might come across as a jab even though it isn’t #yesterday i went and compiled a bunch of kirby memes and such i’ve made on discord ans never posted finally #so expect a lot of nonsense like this and the ‘why is sectonia naked?’ post over these next few days