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[leyside]

it's always high camp when you get into a new piece of media and you're like "ok, even though this character is seemingly designed to make me froth at the mouth, i will resist, i will stay strong, i won't become a parody of myself" and then you watch the character for about five seconds and you imprint on them

#hot and fresh leyside oc #posts that are about percy de rolo #... and also astarion

[leyside]

Kayne is funny as fuck for grabbing John and Arthur, giving them a lore dump, threatening them, giving them a new thing to get divorced over for seemingly no reason, and then leaving them in the 13th century, like he's the funniest bitch alive, no one else is on his level

#malevolent spoilers #hot and fresh leyside oc #malevolent

[leyside]

every time i listen to malevolent, i'm like "oh these two are getting a little toxically codependent, i'm not sure if that's so good" like i'm not listening to toxic codependency: the podcast

#malevolent podcast #malevolent #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

shout out to the outer worlds for having a side quest where you solve a companion's religious crisis by getting wizard high with him and another member of the crew, great design, no notes

#the outer worlds #maximillian desoto #gaming #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

Yes, girl! Be toxic and codependent with that voice in your head that's an ageless eldritch being! Be down so bad that you summon that voice back into your head even though he won't remember you or his newfound humanity! Be the dom in the relationship and call the voice in your head "good boy"! Slay!

#- Mr. Cain probably #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #halfway through episode 21 now #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

the girls (a middle-aged private detective with a british accent and the ageless entity sharing a body with him) are fiiiiiighting

#malevolent podcast #arthur lester #hot and fresh leyside oc #posts that are about episode 18 #but really could be about any episode of this podcast #they're just playing dirtier bc they know more about the other's personal life

[leyside]

i love malevolent's bold middle finger to people who care about lore, i listen partially for the lore and rarely do i eat at all, let alone well. the most recent episode had a character respond to another character trying to tie him to cthulhu mythos with a resounding "fuck you. die." its so awesome. the world of eldritch abominations is set dressing for these two guys being as homosexual as possible and fighting like a couple who maybe should have gotten divorced two years ago but are still together, like it or not.

#malevolent podcast #arthur lester #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

who's writing the wyllstarion moulin rouge au

#this came to me in a divine vision #wyllstarion #astarion #wyll ravengard #bg3 #gaming #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

fan fic authors take one look at Astarion and say "oh he would do coke in a modern au"

#we're at three nickels so far #hot and fresh leyside oc #gaming #bg3 #astarion

[leyside]

in the astral plane they call it 100 ghaiks

#hot and fresh leyside oc #bg3 #gaming

[leyside]

why is episode 29 of malevolent a romantic comedy with some horror/mystery elements

#guy who started cackling when John was upset because he didn't get to see a movie #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

*takes a drag on the gummy worm that i'm smoking like a cigarette* what truly brings good characterization of astarion baldurs gate 3 in a modern au fic to great characterization of astarion baldurs gate 3 in a modern au fic is that something has to be deeply wrong with him and whatever it is must be at least partially separate from what's wrong with him because of trauma. if his actions aren't making me audibly gasp and war-flashback to going to a college where there was dyke drama comparable to the political situation of renaissance italy at all times, then he is not giving what he could. he was already insane before the trauma made it worse, and we must always remember this, we cannot let it be forgotten

#hot and fresh leyside oc #bg3 #gaming #astarion

[leyside]

POV: you're the shadowhand of the Kryn Dynasty. you’ve done [REDACTED] and you float all the time. A scruffy little ex-kgb wizard puts his hand on your arm and asks you pretty please to teleport them again, even though you have already teleported them so many places, just for him. you’re down so bad that you do it

#cr c2 #he's so silly for this #critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #on episode 79 #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

oedipus ulysses dies at dawn is a lesbian. you get it. you see the vision.

#the mechanisms #hot and fresh leyside oc #ulysses dies at dawn

[leyside]

if you think about it, rhysand and astarion are actually quite similar- [i am hit by thirty different bullets and collapse into the dust]

#acotar #bg3 #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #rhysand #hot and fresh leyside oc

[leyside]

don't cry babe, nine hour astarion playlist curated by neil newbon

#bg3 #hot and fresh leyside oc #gaming #astarion