#hugs and kisses my dude

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason, looking at Roy: aren't we all at least a bit homo

Interviewer: ah yes because we are all homo sapiens, I get what you did there

Jason, confused: no I meant when I look at dudes I have gay thoughts

#jason: I have gay thoughts #the gay thoughts: *hold his hand* *snuggle* *run your hand through his hair* *put your arm around him* *hug* *kiss his cheek* #jason: *is an absolute blushing mess* #interviewer: oh god they must be really dirty #Ok look I feel like jason is the type to be a blushing mess when thinking about doing little intimate things with people #Roy would think its hilarious so he would be all flirty in a domestic way like Im going to intertwine our fingers and lay my head on you #until their hands are intertwined and jason kisses their hands and roy becomes a blushing mess cause jason has never instigated it before #like I just want their intimacy to be friends messing with each other but then they both realize they actually like the intimacy so #it just becomes a thing they do and other people around them are confused cause these emotionally constipated buff dudes are able to #unironically be this intimate. the batfamily meets angry jason who was resurrected and then they meet Jason With Roy™ they are blindsighted #cause murderous jason was laying his head on Roy's lap as Roy ran his fingers through Jason's hair (no one else should even attempt this) #as they were talking in front of everyone and using pet names as calling each other partner and everyone is like 'what???' #dick is most suprised though cause he is friends with roy so its a classic case of 'when did my brother and my friend become so intimate??' #he calls the entire rest of the og teen titans over just to make sure his eyes arent deceiving him #like 'no fr donna wally garth you guys gotta get over here and see this' and that was how they started an inpromptu teen titan reunion #jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #incorrect outlaws quotes #rhato #red hood and arsenal

[non-un-topo]

Thoughts at the bar this Friday. I also started reading Pageboy, and although it sometimes hits close to home, it's giving me some good gender-affirming feelings. Elliot Page and I have a roughly 2-inch height difference.

#siggy draws #meself #i may be 5'2 but around my friends i am still 'dad'. and although being the sober one this friday was boring and isolating at times - #- it also allowed me to protect my friends and my partner. to look out for them and get them water. #to hold my partner's glasses while they moshed. to hook my friends' arms under mine and guide them away from traffic. #i had a gastroscopy in the morning so my throat and stomach were pretty sore and i couldn't sing or talk much. couldn't drink or smoke. #so i was just this sort of sweet little quiet guy and my partner and friends kept swarming me with kisses and words of affection. #''as an experiment'' i'd asked them all to refer to me as he/him for the night and they hugged me so tightly #and it didn't feel weird #my clothes are still too big. my face is still too feminine. i'm the size of a middle-schooler. but around them i'm 'dad' and 'dude' #thinking of hitting up a clothing swap because i can't afford new clothes or shoes. i'm also looking into some ftm-specific support groups #transgender #gender euphoria #genderfluid #honestly idek #trans butch maybe? i love my children (friends) but i will kill them for forever saying i'm a twink

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Summary:

Three little scenes on the theme of singing.

:) I was in the mood for something short and sweet. Hope you enjoy!

#gotta go back to work for a bit but i couldn't resist posting this as soon as i had a few free minutes #i originally meant to post these on here only but the middle vignette got away from me a bit. lol #i think the moment miles complained about rose humming is the moment that cemented my severe dislike of him. like. dude. #your girlfriend is snow-white mary poppins the most adorable princess ever #and you complain? that she hums??? im going to break your kneecaps???? #idk what else i can say about dorothy singing 'what'll i do'. that scene is everything it changed my life ngl #i guess i wanted a happier memory related to it than 'oh she sings it and then leaves forever four episodes later' #i hope rose's pov works well! i'm never quite sure about it. i should give a try to a whole fic in her pov soon #please tell me im not the only one who found blanche's beer jingle to be the sweetest thing ever. she sang it in such a soft voice #like it's funny ofc but i just melted #might be because im in love with her though #i always ramble in the tags when i post this stuff lmao. i hope you all have fun #hugs and kisses for you! #the golden girls #golden wives #writing

[love-cult-enthusiast]

Well, is very clear that u love coffin, so, c'mon

¿do you have some headcanon history for him?

Save, you have let me ramble, and I thank you for that.

I don’t have a clear timeline yet but I definitely have some ideas :3

. The puppet personification of Death, I think he just randomly spawned in the woods one day and has been doing this job ever since

. Type of kid to just spend all day in the woods

. Immortal, but in the way of he ages at the same pace as everyone else, he just ages slower physically (In my mind he’s like late 30’s, nearly forty, when the death episode happens)

. Met Tissue box early on in his life and convinced her to help him with all the work he has to do, to which they’ve formed a sibling like bond

. Has severe PTSD since he has had to look a increasingly gruesome corpses for almost his entire life

. Wasn’t actually meant to be a teacher, Duck just died and he showed up to help him be dead, which is why he doesn’t really teach them about death because he just assumed they were normal people who would already know what death is

#I also think he’s a vampire but in the way Marceline from Adventure time is #I love making him weird because it makes dead end job funnier #the literal talking object grim reaper x just a business dude #he’s been around for awhile #I love him so much #my beautiful wonderful son #I have many a thought about him #dhmis #dhmis coffin #don’t hug me i’m scared #dhmis headcanons #headcanons #Paula the postbox!!! #kissing him on the forehead #mwah mwah mwah

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Man, I used to be SO obsessed with my f/os being taller than me that if you told me this time 2 years ago that the majority of my most recent crushes and hugest f/o right now were all weird lil guys, I would have never believed it. And yet here we are 0-0

#LIKE SRSLY. the amount of short dude and lil guy crushes ive amassed since shipping with cortex has been. a lot #like WAY more than ever before and im 100% sure its his fault #he opened my eyes to the joys of having a Weird Little Guy to kiss and hug 😭💖💖💖 #ruby rambles

[anachronistic-falsehood]

I FINISHED THE GAME

#whiskey yelling into the void #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #oh my fuckign godd. man. man #oh myngod #yeahg. #DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE #i did not expect to beat ganon in one go but tbh i am so glad i did that was an EXPERIENCE!!!! #i only beat him bc i remembered i had a 3x savage lynel bow and figured that using it with bomb flowers did HELLA DAMAGE #oh man that boss battle was actually really fucking fun once i figured out how to beat him #i’m so bad at dodging and parrying so i just kept tanking hits and trying to stab him in between #i should have stuck to my strength: shooting things until they die <3 #i’m so much better with bows than i am with weapons #anyway i wanna hug yunobo and riju and tulin and kiss sidon on his weird little shark lips WE FUCKING DID IT #fuck it i’ll kiss mineru’s zonai construct too!!! fuck it!!! i love her!!!! #loz #totk

[fuck-edfrugs]

Do the Luka art!!! -@luka-couffaine-deserves-better

I did the Luka art, first art of the new year! I think he's very neat

#luka couffaine #luka mlb #mlb fanart #luka couffaine fanart #fanart #mlb #miraculous ladybug #luka brainrot #hes suck a guy #what a dude #i want him to play a song for me #we better get more luka content this season #please god let us have more luka content #hes my favorite character #i want to kiss him on the forehead and let him tell me about all his issues #i bet hed give good hugs #hes my skrunkly little fuck <3 #i adore him

[southstand]

as a fan of another pl team i think your problem is that your captain is son. he's too emotional and soft and instead of demanding better of your players he goes around comforting them and protecting them from the refs. idk i feel like he's probably let the band get to his head a bit and now he's pushing people like PEH (who have proper authority) away from the refs, it's a bit weird. strange appointment. he's trying too hard

know him do you?

#you’ve got to be taking the piss? this ask simply reeks of racism LOL #firstly sonny has captained the korean nt for years and has shouldered the hopes and dreams of an entire country #especially because he’s the FIGUREHEAD of ALL korean football in a way nobody has ever really been #that’s not enough responsibility for you? and calling his captaincy style emotional and soft oh so you’re for toxic masculinity too then? #sonny can very much demand the best of his teammates (as he does) and also lead them with kindness and compassion. and it clearly is #working bc every player there would run through a brick wall for him. i’m sorry but big dav missing the pen yesterday and sonny going #straight over to him to hug him and then pappy kissing his back - that’s all sonny’s influence. #maybe you want your team to be a toxic bunch of men but i like my team led by sonny just fine #full of passion and fight and love and support for each other and the fans #‘protect them from the refs’ yeah man maybe bc the dissent rules this szn are mad? have you not seen the red cards? #also you saying PEH has more authority than sonny that’s pure racism LMFAO. #golly gee wonder who has more influence over the players #heungmin son who has played for this club for eight years and has had stellar individual performances #and captains his country with pride and shoulders the burden of being one of the guys to lay the path for asian footballers #and is just an all around sweet dude #or ‘the viking’ #please kindly fuck off and go support your team instead of coming here and shitting on my captain. #rahul answers

[se-hos]

omg i want to hug karlach so bad 🥺

#karlach #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #i’m fucking screaming dude #she was made for ME specifically 🙂 #FINALLY there is a wlw option that i like instead of the usual cute naive little sister types that they always are #my tav and her have kissed but it’s not the same as a hug ya know #god if larian doesn’t give me a hug #surely they wouldn’t do that RIGHT? #ds.txt #baldur's gate

[anti-ao3]

i know nowhere in the internet is safe, but deviantart not only has a lot of weirdass fetishes going on, they also have some of the most homophobic clowns you've ever met

#lotus.txt #i mean obviously the fujoshis are a problem #but to this day i still get angry dudes throwing a fit in my works bc i drew two men kissing or hugging #i mean have you seen all the anti yaoi groups in that goddamn mess of a website?????? #deviantart is like. probably the most hostile social media i've ever used #i'm only still there bc i've been there for more than a decade so. #anti deviantart

[imjustexistingtbh]

ough. i am.

me rn imagining a scenario where i’m in a qpr w my best friend <3

#i’m just. oughhhhh #i’m soooo yearny rn but. in a complicated way #i want to hug and snuggle and kiss my best friend but with zero romance. purely Love but not In Love #IDK HOW TO ECPLAIN BUT I AM A MESS RN #AUGHHHH #just jupiter #its yearning hours my dudes #qpr

[thats-the-teen-spirit]

My middle school crush coming out randomly on Facebook wasn't on my 2023 bingo card...

#to add some context #so this girl was so pretty that two of my best friends didn't talk for 5 years because they both had crushes on her #then she moved and started dating a dude who looked like 10 years older #they dated for like 7 years #the girl got really really big #she basically looks like a mom with 4 kids now #she also started managing a burger king #now after disappearing for months she started uploading pictures of her hugging and kissing a really masculine girl #and titling the pictures my love #what a wild ride this story has been

[salsflore]

when he’s the worst thing to have ever happened to me ♡_♡

#nobody look at the tags i’m MENTAL #⠀mika’s chatroom !⠀ #ZHOGMWLIG... MYMY...Y.U.Y. MY :((( MY SCRUNKLY WHATT #mihoyo why pls pls #i love him i love him even though hes ancient and silly i love him so so so much we r holding handssss we r kissing we r fucking insane #none of you get it but i do #i thought he was a temp crush i swear but NOOOO puppy crush was a hop skip and a jump away from falling madly madly in love w him #miss him sm sm sm i’m kissing him! plepals!!!! GUYS YOU DONY GETITY RI STOPEP #i am SO GOD DAMN THANKFUL i pulled him when i did else i'd be suffering #ue. my beloved forever n’ ever #plelwa.s.s.e.s.s..e.fgvgjfbt huguhybyg.h.hh.h.h.h.h. 1 hug my dude thats all i need just ONE PLE #⠀my dearest archon⠀𑁋⠀17.03⠀

[1980ssunflower]

kissing eddie on the cheek and along his jawline aouaghhh awooga awooga

#burying my face into his neck/hair HGFSJDK #so much hair lol #i want this fucking dude to SQUEEZE the life out of me in a bear hug #tackling eachother and rolling down the hill #awahhh #hes like #very physical #hed hold my face in his hands just to really get a good look at me before kissing my nose and ruffling my hair #ALSO IM STEALING THIS MANS CLOTHES #HES RINGS ESPECIALLY #MINE NOW #hed look good in a lot of my clothes too but i wear a lot of more colorful things #GETTINGG OFF TOPIC #BITING HIM #tape entry circa 1980 #f/o:🔥jump in the fire🤘

[gentleoverdrive]

(174/?) Lovey-dovey prattles of a dumbass oldie.

I love my wife. I love my wife and her propensity for horror movies. I love her and her craft of building practical visual effects. I love her when she casually talks about the dopiest stuff imaginable in the most candid, most openhearted manner (she once discussed a NSFW doujin with my mom as if it were a Marvel movie). ---- I am telling you all this because, even after two years of marriage that we've spent through this pandemic, despite everything we've been through as a couple, she still manages to surprise me with stuff like: "Hey, just so we're on the same page: Is it okay if I don't want to have children?", and I... just had the biggest shit-eating grin on my face. ---- Despite everything we've been through, she was considerate enough to ask me about the one thing I could be concerned/wishing for in our relationship... and, like, do you get it?! She was concerned that this could drive a rift between us, so I gently disabused her of that notion. While I'm pretty good with children, I already have my daughter and daughter-in-law (my daughter's wife, I mean), so I am OK with no having any further children of my own... --- ... and yet her concern and care in the way that she asked me the question legit made me get a little misty-eyed. Didn't think I still had it in me after all these years, but for my wife, I'll get misty-eyed, because... weeeeellllllllllllll I love her. See ya' later!

#diary #daily life of an old shithead #durarara reference #I always loved these chapters because it's basically Shinra being a turbo-nerd who's in love with the most relatable person in the series #the aforementioned person? a dullahan who's looking for her head #岸谷新羅 #shinra kishitani #セルティ ストゥルルソン #celty sturluson #デュラララ!! #durarara!! #life as a family man #life as a husband #once again: I. FUCKING. LOVE. MY. WIFE #hugs and kisses to you all #that's the kind of dude I am. #Support our brothers!

[okcoolthanks]

I say it a lot but I love love loove my cats like I always feel sad whenever I don’t sleep at home because I’m so used to one of them (usually pascal) sleeping on my legs or next to my arms/head like I love the pressure of them and their little chirps when they’re half asleep and I let them just a little bit and I love how soft they are and how silly they get when they want attention like just AAAAAGGHGHBJ CD C

#dude dude dude dude #I’m definitely not saying sorry for this I love them so much man #Avery like rolls on the ground and shit and meows so loudly when she wants pets and pascal will just get in your way and #idk what persimmon does actually I’m tired so idk #oh yeah and the kittens purr really loudly but they don’t like hugs I think but you know who does? pascal. he fucking loves hugs man #he loves being pet and kissed on the head and being cuddled and he sometimes sits on me when I haven’t gotten up in a bit to keep me company #OH YEAH #did you know that cats can tell when your sad? I think this goes for every animal but whatever #so like when I’m on my period or I’m rlly sad or I’m rlly tired and I don’t want to get up/sleep they’ll like come hang out with me #and it’s awesome I love them so much I love them I love them I love you Avery I love you persimmon I love you pascal #I look at the silly pictures I have of them on my phone at school when I miss them because I have so fucking many and I love them that much #kitties!! #fuck ok man I’m gonna sleep now byyye