Hey do you have any really funny fic you could suggest? I just read 'A week is only seven days' and I was crying it was so funny. I want more!
Hi Nonny!! OH GOD this has been in my drafts for MONTHS and Iâm sorry for the delay. Iâm guessing you found that fic on my âGo-To Johnlock Fic Rec Listâ, and itâs totally worth a read since itâs like, one of my all-time fave fics!! I donât have many fics with the same type of humour, but I hope that a few of these will appease you! Theyâre more fluffy than anything else, but if I had a chuckle in them, then they will be here :)
High and Tight, Soft and Loose by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,429 w.) - John is stupidly obsessed with Sherlock, Sherlock is adorably clueless, and theyâre both dumb idiots. Jealous John and silly misunderstandings.
Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice (E, Ao3) (3,897 w.) - Sherlock conveniently finds reasons to try to touch Johnâs junk. Johnâs tired of waiting.
The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, Ao3) (44,025 w.) - Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants for a case. There are some angsty bits in this, but I did giggle at a few scenes.
Life and Death by patemalah21Â (K+, ff) (6K+) - Sherlock and John get mugged and injured. The first chapter is angsty, but the second and third chapters, Sherlock has to deal with his worst nemesis yet â a nurse intent on him getting better. *SLIGHT* Sher1011ie in the third chapter, but it feels more BFFâs.
Youâre a Doctor, Fix me by edken (G, Ao3) (8,342 w.) - Sherlock gets sick and stroppy, John grins and bears it to fix him, and a fluffy happy ending.
How to Court Your Blogger by PipMer (K+, ff) (3,124 w.) - Sherlock Tries to court John on significant days in their life. Too bad John is a little bit slow on the draw.
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7Â (K+, ffnet) (8,085w.) - Mycroft is suddenly taking an interest in John and Sherlock is not happy. John just goes with it â heâs getting a lot of nice things out of this deal. (*NOT JOHNCROFT, just Mycroft being a meddler).
The Devil You Know by PipMer (T, ff) (9K+ w.) - Mycroft flirts with John. Sherlock gets jealous. Johnâs just along for the ride. Yeah, I also REALLY like Mycroft purposely riling up Sherlock to force him to confess his feelings for John. Another âmeddling Mycroftâ fic⊠I seriously love this trope.
Cigarettes and Shampoo by laura0506Â (K+, ff) (783 w) - John and Sherlock get kicked out of a grocery store. Sherlock has a big mouth.
Cabbies by OldBesinaStuff (K, ff) (572 w) - Sherlock expounds and illuminates upon the subject of their current cabbies.
The Care and Keeping of Your Mad Genius by Janieshi (T, ff) (4K+ w.) - Lestrade and John tease Sherlock after the pool incident.
Just Admit It by LoyalNerdWPÂ (K+, ff) (2K+) - Sherlock goes home for Christmas and is missing John. One of my faves, itâs more sweet than funny.
The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance (E, Ao3) (9,020 w.) - Sherlock and John pretend theyâre a couple âfor a caseâ. Theyâre shocked to discover how much they know about each other. One of my faves.
Happy Birthday John by Starlight05Â (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock goes shopping for a present for John.Â
Not Rocket Science by Nitrospira (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - The boys are handcuffed to a bed while investigating a double homicide on the International Space Station. Itâs been awhile since I read this but I remember liking it :D
Out on da pull by I-O-U-a-picture (T, ff) (1K+w.) - John can never pull a date, especially with a flatmate like Sherlock.
Iâm Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, Ao3) (7,672 w.) - This one is really ridiculously silly. Sherlock keeps injuring himself so John will fix him up. John catches on, and it changes shit.
Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb (E, Ao3) (4,578 w.) - Sherlock sets out to make John happy. Happy happy happy.
Carry On by Mazarin221b (M, Ao3) (4,647 w.) - Five times John didnât want to be carried, and one time he did.
Equine Arse Anonymity by Kayjaykayme (E, Ao3) (3,834 w.) - Sherlock needs to speak with suspects at a fancy dress ball. He chooses a coupleâs costume for himself and John. It is logical, practical and well thought out. John doesnât agree and exacts sweet revenge.
An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, Ao3) (31,059 w.) - Sherlock is a bat. No other explanation needed.
and yes I said yes I will Yes by Mithen (T, Ao3) (1,662 w.) - Sherlock has deduced that John is going to propose to him, and heâs ready to accept. If only John would actually get around to itâŠ
The Trouble With Being Subtle. by VictoryCandescence (NR, Ao3) (5,429 w.) - In which Sherlock experiments, John misinterprets, and everyone else stands back and waits for the light to turn on.
The Detective and the Pin-Up by XistentialAngst (T, Ao3) (15,683 w.) - Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old âMen of the Armed Forcesâ calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes.
Johnâs Drawers by JezebelGoldstone (T, Ao3) (2,646 w.) - Sherlock snoops through Johnâs drawers and finds something⊠unexpected.
In Which John is a BAMFy MoFo, OMG! by Kantayra (T, Ao3) (1,835 w.) - Johnâs BAMFness and Sherlockâs damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (E, Ao3) (47,709 w.) - John knows the human body intimately. Heâs had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. Thereâs one particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each otherâs bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results. {{NOTE: Because I always forget: âThe One With the Shampoo, Steph.â}}
Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, Ao3) (39,629 w.) - Christmas time. âTis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, thereâs a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldnât have expected anything different.
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, Ao3) (23,584 w.) - Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And âAntheaâ, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple.
You Can Imagine The Christmas Dinners by johnsarmylady (T, ff)(1K+ w.) - Set the morning after a Study in Pink, John sits and contemplates Mycroftâs words. Johnâs imagination sometimes goes a little wild.
Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile (T, ff) (7K+ w.) - Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to Johnâs dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of âYou Can Imagine the Christmas Dinnersâ.
The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (T, Ao3) (21,691 w.) - After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesnât expect Sherlock to respond. He doesnât expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesnât expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie (G, Ao3) (5,308 w.) - Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Part 1 of Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please (this whole series is amazing, and I love it so much).
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, Ao3) (3,614) - In which thereâs no heating and thereâs a dead owl in Sherlockâs bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics (this whole series is really great, I love it!)
Vaporized by Catslynw (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - This little number is set soon after A Study in Pink. John has just moved into 221b and is getting to know his flatmate, and his flatmateâs amazing abilities, a little better.
Denial Isnât Just a River in Egypt by satanatemycat (T, ff) (2K+ w.) - In which John makes a bet with a co-worker. If he wins, she shuts up about him and Sherlock being a couple. If he loses⊠well, that doesnât matter, because he wonât lose. Because he and Sherlock ARE NOT a couple. Right?
The Video Footage by bitchinblackframedglasses (K, ff) (1K+ w.) - What exactly DID Lestrade film Sherlock doing in A Scandal in Belgravia? Sherlock wants to know, and John tells him. Fluff.
At Least Make It Interesting by amythedork (K, ff) (2K+ w.) - "Youâve reached Sherlock Holmes. For the love of God, if youâre going to leave a message, at least make it an interesting one. If this is Mycroft, then piss off.â / A series of voicemails John left Sherlock throughout their time together.Â
Manipulation by sixbynine (K, ff) (2+K w.) - John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.
Bored Games by SparksMayFly (K, ff) (3K+ w.) - Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains thatâs not how the game works.Â
Bored Games by patster223Â (K+, ff) (2k+ w.) -Â Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Three Ways Sherlock Conformed to His Stereotype by Jennistar1Â (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) -Â "Itâs a hat.â / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. âYes. I can see that.â / âItâs called a deerstalker.â
Tipsy by katkin (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) âI love everyone in this room,â he announced proudly.âI know you do, buddy,â John replied âWhich is why youâre going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because youâre a good friend.â âI am a good friend!â Sherlock agreed.
Cards by Caighlee (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has been without a case for a few days and Mollyâs suggested experiment - something with a pig head (ew) - is losing itâs appeal. Can John come up with something thatâll distract Sherlock for a bit longer? And how did John pull off that card trick? Sherlockâll never know because a magician never tells a secret. Except maybe when faced with a smiling Consulting Detective.
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace (T, ff) (2K+) - In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Surety by hudders (G, Ao3) (2,477 w.) - Sherlock is pissed because it seems that four pints of larger, two shots of tequila and a glass of wine has resulted in Lestrade becoming a little bit too friendly with everyone. And by everyone, Sherlock really means John.
Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (E, Ao3) (10,655 w.) - John and Sherlock tag along for the Metâs weekly night out, where the eveningâs chosen drinking game is Never Have I Ever. Sherlock is reluctant to join in until he realizes he can learn all kinds of new things about John, but he forgets that John might learn a thing or two about him as well.
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel (K+, ff) (6K+ w.) - A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Spilt Milk by Erin Giles (K+, ff) (2K+ w.) - John comes back from a trip to the supermarket only to take a trip up the stairs. Both shopping and blood are spilled leaving Sherlock to play the role of Doctor.
God Save The Queen by Alice Day (K+, ff) (1K+ w.) - Sherlock has a new case. John is petrified. The Queen is amused.
Tidying Up by mattsloved1 (K+, ff) (951w.) â John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems.
Feel free to add your own ficlets and self promos!! I love all the funny fics!
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