#i find it fucking hilarious honestly

[jadeclaymoresworld]

Eyebrowless wives

#castle rock #annie wilkes #BBC Life #maya stone #ruby cruz #erin kellyman #sorry not sorry #i did the ruby one to upset nina #she asked for the erin one #i find it fucking hilarious honestly #though eyebrowless annie is actually more terrifying and thats saying something #seeing as she is a literal psycho murderer

[devilsrecreation]

Outlander drawing prompts I got from Wannadraw

- Jasiri gardening

or as Deadpool

or as a model

- Madoa as a warlock

or as a popstar

or steampunk

- Janja drawing a picture of himself

or chibi style

or as a popstar

- Chungu as an evil queen (king)

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

or as an artificer

- Cheezi made of cheese (hehe…CHEESE-i)

or playing with fireworks

or skydiving

- Nne riding a dragon into combat (a komodo dragon lol)

as a demon

or as a puppet

- Tano adopting 50+ cats (bonus if they’re all disney cats)

or dancing in a music video

or as a bard

- Mzingo chibi style

or as a cowboy

or if he was one of the mean girls

- Mwoga as a lego character

or going to prom

or as a ranger

- Reirei as a bard

or rocking a ballgown

or at the Olympics

- Goigoi going to highschool (new au??)

or on Valentine’s Day

or traveling the desert

- Dogo if he was a disney prince

or sporting a giant anime sword

or as a superhero (SUPER JACKAL)

- Kiburi wearing 50’s clothing

or dressed like Nicki Minaj (WHEEZE)

or gardening

- Tamka as a model

or drawn in hayao miyazaki’s style

or on Valentine’s Day

- Nduli as a barbarian

or flying on a magic carpet

or as a Mortal Combat character

- Neema as a rogue

or running from a bear

or surfing

- Shupavu as a llama

or as a druid

or as a character from your fav video game

- Njano as a plant person

or as a wizard

or stranded on an island

- Kenge as a druid

or as a pirate (PIRATE AU?????)

or made of cheese

- Sumu going to a Ren faire

or stranded on an island

or as a ballerina

- Ushari climbing a tree

or drop dead gorgeous

or wearing a bikini (ig as a human-)

Bonus: Vitani’s guard

- Vitani falling in love with an ice cream

- Shabaha as a warlock

- Kasi cooking

- Imara in Lady Gaga’s clothes (bonus if she wears her meat dress)

- Tazama as a character from your favorite video game

Double bonus: Makuu and Hodari

- Makuu if he was two inches tall

or in a Halloween costume

or as an angel

- Hodari at comicon

or as a paladin

or wearing an outfit made of flowers

#the bolded ones are ones that i’d do if i could draw #i find it funny how nne gets cool prompts and meanwhile tano’s there with a cat army #kiburi would rock 50’s clothing but him dressed as nicki minaj 😭😭😭😭😭 #i’d love to draw the outlanders in the chibi style omg #but mzingo as a cowboy could be interesting #who gave dogo a sword that’s what i wanna know #OH BUT REIREI WOULD TOTALLY ROCK A BALLGOWN #i wonder what goigoi would do for reirei on v-day awww #tamka would make a great model and nduli would be the cutest barbarian #but nduli on a magic carpet would be hilarious #cheezi made of cheese is too perfect but him playing with fireworks is so in character #neema visited the tree of life and fucked up #the rogue thing is cool tho #did not expect the dnd options tho #BUT HOW TF WOULD SHUPAVU LOOK AS A LLAMA?!?!! HFHFHGGHFFF #best make her a shapeshifter #kenge would be an awesome pirate but he’s love to be a druid so he can turn into a dragon #njano would make the cutest wizard tho #also sumu’s on the island of madagascar he’s gonna move it move it #uahari has the most normal ones but honestly he deserves it #except the bikini one lmao #though ig the drop dead gorgeous option would have to be him in a human au #drawing prompts #if anyone wants to draw any of these go ahead #the lion guard

[bumblingbabooshka]

"Everything you went through was meaningless." [St Voyager S3 E7: 'Sacred Ground']

#Serving Jesus realness #star trek screenshots #Janeway #iconic that all the aliens are like 'damn....that's crazy....anyway-' about Janeway HEHEHE they're like snickering behind their hands #I would be too honestly if some outsider tried to speedrun my ancient spiritual rituals #Love the vibe of 'this could all be hazing' they're putting out. Also I keep seeing the face paint on the guide woman as like a mic #honestly this woman's fucking hilarious HEHEHE #Janeway: I'm dying. / Alien Guide: We all die someday :) <- lady who just told her to stick in her hand in a poison jar #AHAHAHA THEY REALLY DID HAZE HER...I love these guys they're so nahnahnahbooboo-core #also the refrain 'Everything you went through was meaningless' ..... thinking BIG thoughts about post-voyager voy crew back on earth #I really do earnestly love the gleeful contempt vibe...it just seems so right. In a funny way but also in a way that's deeply true #the feeling of trying to find answers while you universe laughs and says there are none - it's meaningless - but you're welcome to go ahead #and try. If you find God you have the feeling it would just stare at you blankly. Then laugh. #Chakotay: Captain I've been so worried about you! Have you found a solution? / Janeway: Absolutely. I'm going to walk into the death shrine #Chakotay: (internally hysterical) Oh of COURSE!!!! no of COURSE she's going to walk into the DEATH SHRINE!!!! #great imagery in this one <3 folks who love religious imagery (me) will get a kick outta this one <3 #anyway I love when star trek does hopeful eps like this...makes me tear up like. Yeah there could be a scientific explanation but that #doesn't make it MORE true or MORE real than the religious one - it's just as valid to believe in the spirits #Also those three old creeps were lovely <3 scared me and I like that! existential dread!

[delkios]

Still can't get over the fact that after a year (two?) with the Empire, Scorch makes commander while Boss led one of the top commando squads for three years with the Republic and never got promoted passed sergeant.

#republic commando #honestly i've got an entire headcanon regarding commandos' lack of upward mobility in the ranks #originally they were organized to serve directly under the jedi and commanders would exist in a parallel hierarchy to infantry #which they still did mostly #but after losing half their number on geonosis and realizing the jedi didn't know what to do with them they had a massive restructuring #only a couple divisions- like kenobi's -got commando squads but to ensure they were deployed properly they needed their own officers #so clones like gregor were taken from the command track and crosstrained as commandos #i imagine first gen commandos have very mixed feelings about this because suddenly outsiders are in charge of them? #and scorch and fixer and sev resent it because on one hand boss was absolutely wasted as a sergeant #on the other hand they looked at a fucking alpha-arc-desk-jockey captain maze and knew boss would be even more wasted off the field #trying to imagine scorch's reaction to his meteoric rise in rank suddenly leading hundreds of commandos and TKs and no foreseeable fieldwor #'no! how could they do this to me the great and loveable scorch!' #sev would find it hilarious that they gave scorch that much responsibility but also #he went mia as a private and now the others are all officers what the fuck #probably would've been more hilarious if scorch hadn't already been on the verge of snapping from ptsd and having abandoned a brother #and knowing fixer and boss are held hostage to keep him in line just as he knows he's a hostage to keep them in line (headcanon) #these tags are now novels #i just have a lot of thoughts about commandos okay?

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[mayashesfly]

Some Makoto and Yomi textposts

#may asher edits #rain code #rain code spoilers #makoto kagutsuchi #yomi hellsmile #I honestly find the idea that Makoto uses his immortality to fuck with Yomi extremely hilarious

[gunpowdercarousel]

Someone needs to make the exact polar opposite of the Big Bang Theory. Like just

*Dudeguy enters living room carrying a football, wearing a football jersey*

*Laugh track"

Dudeguy: Hey man, you wanna go play some football later?

*Laugh track*

Dudebro: Hang on a sec, bro, I'm just finishing my picks for my fantasy football league.

*Laugh track*

Dudeguy: Dude, hurry UP. If we go now we can do some rock climbing at the Y afterwards.

*Laugh track*

Dudebro: Oh, bro... *Scrambles to his feet* you're RIGHT!

*Biggest laugh track*

#big bang theory #memes #honestly though tumblr plz dont start showing me fucking big bang theory posts #like i dont give a fuck about that show #i just think its funny that the show seems to find completely normal hobbies to be hilarious #like “someone's watching star trek” is not a fucking joke #also #dudeguy and dudebro fuck nasty fr #just sayin

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

Ebba and Lukas obviously have a very toxic relationship, he’s just a toxic guy in general, but I was rewatching the finale and when he screamed EBBA and her face was so unbothered like, what I’m right here?? Idk it was funny to me

#also I find it hilarious that lukas was on his own every scene in S3 but in S4 Osker is literally his fucking shadow #I feel like lukas and ebba and osker and lukas both have tomgreg elements #but honestly like Lukas is way more fucked up then Tom #ugh I would’ve of loved a season 5 with more of these 3’s dynamic + tomgreg and Gerrikarolina ofc #also like throw in another Swedish woman to Lukas’s top team and you know Tom would’ve called them Abba rejects behind their backs to Greg #tomgreg

[stifledlaughterao3]

Love how in an episode about school rules Yuugi has been wearing a bondage harness under his school jacket this whole time and yet these fashion choices are not part of the rules discussion

#yugioh #Yu-Gi-Oh #honestly the outfit fucking slaps i just find the contrast hilarious #season 0

[nail-bat-butch]

(ID in alt text)

my cousin picked me up from work today and told me about tío’s most recent revelation. i have no idea how he got that information (either mom told him or his chatty-cathy wife heard some gossip), but i think it’s hilarious as all hell.

#he was like “(cousin’s hebrew name)…i fear that your cousin…is a LESBIAN!!!” and my cousin was like “huh. ok.” #i honestly find it fucking hilarious. he’s super late to the party lol

[chocolatespyro]

Hey uh TW for like... creepy body horror and potential ableism(???) below keep reading. It's from an Instagram ad

What kind of sleep paralysis demon are you? Tag yourself!😊😊😊/j

#Honestly idek if I should tag this or not this is probably the most absurd representation of ADHD I've ever seen #As someone who may have ADHD but hasnt been able to get it checked out I honestly find this hilarious but also like. really odd #Like why'd they make ADHD look scary??? Why do this with literally any mental illness or neurodivergency actually #actually ill just tag it fuck it #ableism #ableism tw #tw ableism

[insurged]

zhongli acts like he has no mora. in fact, he has an unfathomable amount of mora stashed in the bank but he always says he "didn't bring his wallet" because he's a little shit. zhongli, in essence, is the cat that knocks over the vase to see what will happen and how people will respond to it and he revels in that.

#after a lot of thinking and analyzing zhongli #i just think that everything he does is very intentional lmfao #and the fact that he makes childe pay for everything #only to say that he's only using fatui money it's fine #when paimon points it out that he's a parasite #i just find that he's thought everything through #and it honestly makes me laugh #this is how i'm going to write my zhongli tbh #fandom thinking he's innocent and wise is a huge nope for me #he is not innocent and he uses his “wise-ness” to fuck with people #and i think it's hilarious :') #* ⟢ ZHONGLI ( headcanons ) #genshin spoilers #just in case

[lastknownstatus-alive]

it's funny seeing ppl call my timeskip boys like "f!leo" or "f!donnie" cuz i always associate those tags with rugged, extremely ptsd-ridden angst men

like, my guys are 17-19 years old - i've never even refer to them as an actual future AU for the reason being that i simply aged them up 2-4 years kjdfshjkhjk

edit: oh, and to the ppl who for some unknown reason refer to my timeskip!leo as 'peepaw'...i regret to inform you that is an 18 year old who's still figuring things out and not the worn, tired leader of an alien resistance lmao

#(like alright obviously they take place in the future but they're not even in their twenties #n to know that they're being lumped in with like cyborg depressed donnies is just. honestly fucking hilarious lmao /lh #my timeskip!leo looking at canon f!leo with his amputated arm and being terrified out of his fucking gourd: #'y'all good?' 'what do you think kid') #rise timeskip #(anyway don't mind me tag them as you want i just find it funny bc my guys run SUCH a different energy sdjkfkjhajk)

[svnny-day]

I need the furby dress boots

#Im being dead serious #im not posting this ironically or as a joke #I honestly want them. it'd be so fucking hilarious and also I like furbies #imagine pulling up to a wedding in furby dress boots though #I cant seem to find anything besides 1 (one) image on them so idk if I'll ever have any luck #but..... maybe one day.....

[aberooski]

Okay I have enough fics and shit to write right now as it is, I currently have 4 in the works 🙃, but last night while I was trying to sleep I had a thought. I think I came up with a very baseline very bare bones idea for a possible OUAD 2.

A possible title for which I came up with was Once Upon A Kingdom OUAK if you will. And literally as I typed this out, Once Upon A Winter OUAW akskskskk and it would take place months after the events of OUAD, Chazz and Atticus are officially a couple now, and Atty takes him on a trip to see the Northern Kingdom or the Crystal Kingdom if ur in with the OUAD deep lore 👀 where he and Lexi are from and with Jay, Sy, and Hassleberry in tow, winter wonderland hijinks and capers ensue 👀

Now I have no idea what the actual greater plot would be but I really like the idea of visiting another kingdom since in the 'deep lore' there are 5 kingdoms that exist in the world, but since the Kingdom of the East was canonically destroyed by Slade and Jagger before the events of OUAD, there's still 3 other kingdoms outside the Golden Kingdom. The northern, western, and southern kingdoms if you will. The Golden Kingdom is the central kingdom. So we get to see more of the world, and open the door for more of the ensemble cast to get involved, I fully intend to include Jesse and Bastion at the very minimum if I wrote this I fully imagined a whole conversation with Jaden and Jesse last night, immortal magical fairy Jay gets to flirt with the cute human boy 👀 so I have thoughts happening ☺

Like I said I have no idea what an actual greater plot would look like yet and I have way too much to work on right now to put too much thought into it right now, but I promise babes. OUAD 2 may be on the back burner right now, but it is also very firmly on the table 😉

#why must all my best ideas come when I'm about to fall asleep like you couldn’t have given me more than that brain??? #no but fr I have so much to work on but I'm actively in the early staged of planning here #obviously Crowler will be in there somewhere too I'm not about to exclude my favorite dad 😤 but i dunno what's going on in it at all yet #maybe we'll even see more fairy society shit too cuz I love thinkin about it and I mean Hassleberry did kill Jagger with mega ancient magic #that he's supposed to be too weak magically to be able to do and the other fairies are canonically kinda mean to him for that #and because of his whole animal side thing that he was just born with in OUAD which yknow isn't normal even for magical beings #so when they find out he did that I mean that's gonna shake things up in their society man #plus I did establish that Zane canonically exists in OUAD because he's briefly mentioned in chapter 11 #and K think it's fucking hilarious that he of all people is a fairy 😂 but Sy is so he kinda has to be lol #I already have so many thoughts but they're incoherent and make no sense still so we'll see what happens when things start coming together #but that'll be a while still. I probably won't really mess with it at least until after Chazzerella #because that one honestly shouldn't be all that long once I get started actually writing it. not a lot happens in that movie akskks #but for now I'll leave y'all with this mess I guess akskks whoops 😅 #abby's just rambling don't mind her #abby fully admits she's an idiot #Once Upon A Duelist #yugioh gx #yugioh gx fanfiction #chazz princeton #atticus rhodes #stormshipping #syrus truesdale #jaden yuki #tyranno hassleberry #alexis rhodes

[crockersbian]

jane and jake getting together in an abusive shitshow marriage that turns jane into margaret 'sexy girlboss’ thatcher and jake into. idfk tavros but a cuckold is god damn poetic given jane’s oddly protective i-will-die-on-the-hill-its-comphet Idealizing That One Boy She Knows As Her Eternal Soulmate In Both Timelines crush is treated in the rest of everything. Like almost the whole god damn point of jane (when taken as the same character as Nana) is that she’s in love with the idea of monogamous domestic bliss with a boy/man who in no way shape or form wants that or would be healthy with that. In such a way that when she DOES try to make that real in the alpha timeline she’s god damn miserable. Its already a mutually destructive (in a characterization sense, not a violence sense) relationship so it being (post)canonized into Literally God Damn Awful would be almost artistically *interesting* if i was capable of treating the epilogues with any degree of good faith or credit. which i don’t. they just did the thing that would be horrible in theory and just ran with it way too pornographically hard proceeding to just make *filth* in the process its. die. like no shit jake and jane getting together would be bad *thats made well enough apparent in homestuck itself* you don’t need to waste the only fucking official sequel to homestuck making it canon and derailing both fucking people.

#in this context i guess i'm equivocating being in love with jake to when lesbians find fictional men hot. that kinda safety-in-unattainabili #bility that makes the heart flutter strangely. which is fucking hilarious to me honestly. #i'm not a aro jake headcanoner m'self but it just fucking Works ya know #You Cannot Date Jake English is just. a fucking *theme* kdsfklsdahglashglhksdhklkhasldglhsgdalkhsdaghksgda #in my fancomic setting he runs off into space and becomes a skeletal pirate. he eventually pays the other alphas a visit but hes mostly off #liberating alternian ships from highblood rule and looking for treasure. he deserves it and more. #....why the fuck did i make both jake and tavros pirates. what is it with the original comic treating you like dogshit and me repaying that #with piratehood. lsdjkfkshdgllksghdklhsdghlksdg #my shit