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brewed-pangolin · 28 days
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You get a BOOP!! And you get a BOOP!!! Omg so many boops!!!
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cpericardium · 1 year
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hellhoundstooth · 2 months
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absolutely mind boggling for it to be Feels Like 90F outside right now. i helped my mom with something in the front yard and i felt the sun hit my legs like an Actual Painful Laser for the first time in months. it felt totally alien and also like a return of an enemy i've known my whole life all at once.
thankfully, we were almost done with our tasks when that happened because my reaction was needing to scuttle inside like an actual vampire.
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starscelly · 4 months
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dallas stars ot….
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vinecovered-mech · 2 months
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WE WIN
I got the “id be ok with that” for doing online school and getting a job/starting streaming (cuz money )
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righthandmarksman · 8 months
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God is this giving me flashbacks.
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pipsavedmylife · 2 years
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I wonder if men realize how much more unwilling women will be to have sex with them if we have risk getting a hanger up our pussy to get rid of the cells we created on accident.
IM SO PARANOID ABOUT GETTING PREGNANT EVERY TIME I HAVE SEX WITH A PENIS. DOESNT MATTER IF I JUST HAD MY PERIOD. WE USED A CONDOM. THE DUDE NEVER FINISHES. IM SHOOK FOR A MONTH LIKE OH FUCKING NOOO. IF THERE ARENT ABORTIONS IM NOT FUCKING DOING IT. YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CANNOT TOUCH. HAVE FUN IN YOUR CIRCLE JERKS
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oglegoggle · 11 days
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I’m fuckin tired. I miss the peace that this place brought early on. All my life I’ve been trying so hard to do enough that my work will be witnessed and valued for what it is. To live in peace.
I do not understand why living is so expensive. Nor why there is no genuine fulfilled amount of work done for any job. I can drive myself to disaster overworking myself, desperately trying to prove myself worthy in a world that only barely pretends to tolerate the existence of people like me.
I’m desperately overwhelmed by the biddings of modern life around me.
I gotta get the hell outta here.
I gotta unfuck the paperwork on my van and drivers license.
I gotta get another job somewhere else.
I gotta get tax office in California to believe I’m a real person who literally worked for the government in California give me my refund.
I gotta get my shit together.
I gotta get everything done so everything will be okay for my best friend.
I fear I have drug my best friend into my own unstable & unpleasant vagabond life. I myself too tire of it. But I want to keep looking for a place of true belonging, whether or not it may exist.
I am desperately lost.
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jovine · 23 days
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Hurray racist mom moments
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agayconcept · 1 month
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milfluvr462 · 2 months
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white woman fart explosion
dear god they're everywhere
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blanketcow · 7 months
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•• in the mood for anything. Going a month now without anything…one would think living with your partner would yield more fun hmm?•• #Icancountononehandhowmanytimestheyveeatenme #fuckyou
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junkdaw · 1 year
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someone take me out of my fucking misery
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Tried to piss in the school bathroom and the fucking fire alarm went off I cant do SHIT here 😭😭😭
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