reblog to go back in time and fucking kill the guy who made math a thing
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stat work routinely gives me a headache i hate it i hate it so so much
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I'd like to formally apologise to all of the math teachers I scoffed at in school, now that I have taken up knitting and crochet I can now see the error of my ways, math really is important and I'm sorry I doubted you
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you're telling me top gun 2: the jingoism strikes back is nominated in nearly every category but nothing for jordan peele's nope? shut the academy down
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Was originally gonna post this as just my thoughts and then tim rolled in and said ‘no, and also jason wants in so we’re hijacking this joint.’ and also i don’t know shit about dc and or canonical characterisations lol :)
Warning; basic highschool level maths ahead.
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Tim: so. I’ve come to the realisation that we can in fact quantify our braincells with maths, and also how our braincells interact with others.
Jason: i don’t like where this is going.
Tim: let’s start with Dick; Dick has an absolute value of 2 brain cells (if you know maths, i’m talking |2| but you’re an english major so no you don’t), which means he either adds 2 braincells or removes two braincells from the collective.
Tim: Barbara has 4 braincells. She can only add to the braincell count.
Tim: Jason, you have an absolute value of 1 braincell. You bring great ideas, but we can not follow through with them no matter how many times I have become a rogue in alternate timelines. Alfred would be disappointed in me.
Jason: damn.
Tim: Cass has a value of 3 braincells. Not absolute value; however, the cost for her big brain is that she puts everyone else’s value to the power of zero. I mean, they’ll still have 1 braincell but eh.
Tim: Duke has a value of 2 braincells, and like barbara and cass, isn’t an absolute value. He doesn’t have any special effects.
Tim: Damian has a negative value braincells, and also removes a braincell from everyone because they have to deal with him. but you can’t have a negative amount braincells so he just has a few too many for my liking.
Jason: I can fix that.
Tim: I have a value of f(x) = x multiplied by 2 where x is the collective number of braincells in a room.
Jason: You’re gonna be a liar on top of being a replacement now, too?
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guh feelings
i hate math class so much I can't just sit next to someone I know because oh, you need change, no I don't, I wanna stay by my friends, people I can talk to, people I can work with. Stop sitting me next to people I don't fucking know, you want me to work sit me next to someone I know. I struggle talking to knew people, AND SITTING ME AROUND NO ONE I FUCKING KNOW DOES NOT HELP. WHY CANT THIS TEACHER GET THAT? I need someone I know
And God I can't ever stand this teacher, she thinks everything is a joke and it pisses me off. I get overstimulated in her class cuz she pushes people to do shit they do not like doing. I hate math so much, I can't stand it because I don't have someone I know, who understands I need things dumbed down on a level I can understand. AND THIS TEACHER SUCKS AT TEACHING, SHE GOES OVER SOMETHING ONCE AND THEN WANTS US TO DO IT OUT SELVES. I want a hug or something, I'm getting to worked up over how fucking stupid this class is
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